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Watch "André De Shields and Ken Page Sing 'Fat and Greasy' in 54 SINGS AIN’T MISBEHAVIN’" on YouTube
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john marston redraw of some doodle i made a year ago
old art below cut
i made him greasier lol
#my art#john marston#red dead redemption 2#rdr2#red dead redemption fanart#rdr2 john#john marston fanart#red dead redemption#rdr#i love him sm#i miss my wife#i miss rdr also it literally calls my name i can hear it#my pathetic wet dog ❤️#greasy ass bf ❤️#hate him ❤️#i hate him sm im gonna put a dent in his fat head#then kiss him#kiss him sm he gets an even bigger dent
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Butter.......pure fat......for a pure fat piggy.....so greasy, so messy, so greedy.......😈😈😈
#bellystuffing#fat piggy#feedee encouragement#feeding kink#gluttonous piggy#stuffer#feedee belly#swollen belly#feedee piggy#belly expansion#butter stuffing#butter fatty#fatty piggy#stuffed feedee#male feedee.#male feedism#gluttnous#hedonism#greasy piggy#greedy piggy#stuffed girl#blimp stuffed#stuffed piggy#fat moobs#fat teasing#messy feedee#messy piggy#feeling bloated#bloated gut#swollentobursting
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JEFF GET FATTER NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
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yep
#jeff pizza#five nights at freddy's#fnaf#jeff's pizza#into the pit#fnaf itp#I NEED HIM#fat greasy men 🤤
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one reason i can't take people who say things like, "oh if you can eat it's a headache not a migraine" seriously is because i have to treat every potential headache like it's a migraine or i'm screwed. to me headaches may as well not exist. if i start feeling.like i have a headache i have to neck pills and close the curtains without delay. bc if it stays a headache, cool, but if it becomes a migraine and i let it get to the point of aura and nausea, it's not moving until it decides to move.
#migraines are variable and capricious#if greasy fries and a full fat coke keep you upright have it now while you still have a chance
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moots, I'd let you braid my hair in a heartbeat if we ever met up <3
#honestly it's insane how quick my hair grows and how long it takes for me to notice because of long periods of dissociation#like i just try to make it through each day and function. the last thing i think about is the length of my hair tbh#if it weren't for my aunt's comments on how much it has grown every time we meet up i genuinely wouldn't notice#anyway it truly is almost down to my waist now. just a couple inches more and it's on its way to my hips. insane.#the last time it was this long was when i was a fat greasy unkempt 13 y.o. gremlin who refused showers/brushing his teeth#lived in oversized hoodies and avoided the hairdresser like the plague because he couldn't stand the smalltalk or seeing himself in a mirror#upclose for anywhere from 30 to 60 minutes lmao#ANYWAY. 80s mick mars length hair soon 👀🙏
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I think what I like most about The Producers is that instead of "everyone is beautiful and no one is horny" you pretty much have "no one is beautiful and everyone is horny." I mean, Ulla is beautiful in the sense of the "everyone is beautiful" quote, but overall this is such a grubby, sensual movie and I want to lick it.
#max bialystock driving little old ladies wild with desire#to the extent that they are all that is funding his lifestyle because they write him cheques to cash for the occasional fuck#is canon babey#those old ladies are fucking that fat man with the greasy combover and it's great#people have wrinkles and crooked teeth and weak chins and HUGE horns for each other#the way it should be!
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any company that advertises itself as specializing in “transmasc clothing” is so full of shit if any of yall buy jeans for 99 dollars bcoz obviously as a beautiful afab you need clothing accomodating of your voluptuous hips and thighs then im sorry but you are a little poser bitch and an idiot. 99 dollars for jeans like fuck offffffff you cannot convince me that theres not a mens cut of jeans that fits you. 99 dollars. fuck you
#fatphobia aside theres no reason why you cant find a pair of jeans in the men’s section at the good will for like 15 bucks max. like come on#didnt check the website coz i closed the app and forgot the stupid company name but i can almost guarantee theres no fat models either#didnt see any sizes above a 40 waist lol#like. if you have a big ass and hips finding jeans that fit right can be difficult but theres no reason why you need to be buying 99 dollar#jeans like bitches will just slap the ‘transmasc clothing brand’ sticker on and call it a day and some of yall stupid transgendereds will#eat it right up#and dont even get me STARTED on the thin layer of transmisogyny coating everything its greasy and its cringe. 99 dollars. fuck you + die
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i hate that i can’t just google ‘why am i craving sugar’ bc all of the results are like Here’s how to cut down on sweets! Are you stressed?:( Have you considered fruit!!!
like i have no problem with eating high sugar stuff for a little bit if that’s what i want to eat, but i’m someone who usually can’t stand too much sugar in my diet and if my body has suddenly done a 180 in the past few weeks i would like to know why
#i know my body needs sugar so that’s what i will eat#i don’t know why i need sugar though. what purpose is this serving#i know if i’m spending a lot of energy i need more protein & fats and i start to crave greasy buttery food#carbs are immediate energy#craving spinach and fruits and broccoli is usually vitamins#i don’t know what sugar is. like i always like a Little bit of sugar (obviously)#but recently it’s been like every meal has to feature sugar. i don’t get it
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I liked Ghost Rider more than most if not all of the MCU
#listen they are generous and unapologetic with the cheesiness#the mcu is like#that cashew-based cheese#where they're like#guess what you can have the taste of cheese without actually eating cheese#but it doesn't taste like cheese#it just tastes like oil and slime and leaves your fingers greasy even when unmelted#give me the cheese with the lactose and the salt and the fat#maybe it will make me sick but at least i will feel something first
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eating hashbrowns while hemming all of the flannels in my closet. you want me so bad
#im eating while taking a break from hemming#i promise im not sewing with greasy hashbrown fingers#me & the constant battle of xl shirts being ridiculously long#oh also. listening to a podcast about fat bear week
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I've been thinking about this for a hot min and I think it's kinda weird Skyrim has a reputation for being dirty?? Like yeah the people can look a little dingy but it's usually those who are outside working hard.
But I think outside of that they'd probably be pretty clean?? Horkers are available in excess like do you think there wouldn't be a portion of their fats being used to make soap by the truckload?? Skyrim would have so much horker soap like come on
#thoughts that make you google 'traditional soap making' at 12:30 am bc youre doubting your own soap knowledge#troll fat is an alchemical ingredient too but tbh horker fat should be too bc theyre easy to hunt and are fucking Everywhere#plus we already see lavender being used as a sort of perfume being on bedsides and stuff#tumblrs favorite greasy rat men are still greasy tho. they just choose to be that way#skyrim#the elder scrolls#tesblr#musings#i know sload soap was a thing in morrowind but there are no sloads in skyrim and that drains your fucking personality#also arent sloads like... people??? use the horkers theyre right there
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im going to start taking dance classes on monday and i Really dont want to (i dont know how to dance) (and im not good at it. At all)
#this honestly makes me frustrated because 1. I have bad memories related to the ballet classes i used to take#2. I hate dancing against my own will#3. I only really like dancing when its for theatre. Which is good but im going to have no choice but to be partnered up with a man#A man…. A teenage boy to be more specific.. Being close with men in general makes me. Ick#(Saying this as a gay man. Idk sorry i dont want to be near a greasy boy for an hour i have high standards)#Also i have like. Stiff hips or something. Im really clumsy unfortunately. And we’re going to be doing all sorts of dances#This is a nightmare#theres a fat part of my brain going “Okay but think about the shows you could audition for and be in felix.. Dont you want to do this for#The Shows…” and a chihuahua in my brain starts running in circles and getting all giddy and then the other chunk is like GOD PLEASE NO!!!#I would be much more grateful for this opportunity if i could dance with girls… Because No i am NOT putting my arm or hand ANYWHERE near a#cishet dude…#rant#felix complaining too much#going to cry#its like ~18 classes one rehearsal and one performance which isnt bad but also is So Annoying#Help
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sometimes I wish my family was nicer to me :)
#LITERALLY EVERYTHING WAS GREAT AND MY DAY WAS GOING FINE UNTIL I LEFT MY ROOM FOR THE DAY#AND WAS IMMEDIATELY DOG PILED ABOUT MY GREASY HAIR#AND THEN BOTH MY BROTHER AND MY SISTER SLAMMED ME ABOUT MY EATING HABITS AND CALLED ME FAT
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Hey Americans who eat Ritz crackers on a somewhat regular basis
Did they fuck up the recipe over there too? They recently changed it over here in Europe, and now they're really hard and flavorless instead of tender and yummy.
#Sunny Life#savoring my last box of the old recipe rn#at first I thought it was done to make them ''healthier'' bc it's noticeably less greasy and doesn't have the salt on the outside#but it actually has more fat than the old recipe so idk WHAT is going on. probably some bullshit to save 0.0003 cents per box#either way they fucked up a perfectly good cracker#I know this is happening in other places in Europe bc when I googled the issue I found a bunch of complaints#on European based websites and forums
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