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formicarum-rex · 1 year

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no middle ground. i know that even if you mostly use it as one way there are probably situations where you'd use it the other way too. what is your knee-jerk instinct?

#inspired by a convo with a friend #i consider fish to always be meat #a dish that has meat could have fish as the only protein #a dish not having meat means there isnt any fish either #(but i know in religious contexts it sometimes isnt considered as meat. ex friday fasts)

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toyastales · 28 days

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Onion Rings

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ilovemesomevincentprice · 4 months

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Vincent Price doing dishes.

You're welcome.

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carnation-damnation · 7 months

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My contribution to the fankid sillies. Quirky kid who's mostly in the care of Shadow's chao, and is a little too interested with the concept of time traveling...

#Doing my part in the war on petri dish fankids on the side of the petri dish children #<- HALF STOLE THIS CAPTION #thank you lovelyn for letting me torture you with a rough draft that was really sad I did a complete 180 #Comet the Hedgehog #Sonadow Fankid #Sonic oc #sth #sonic #i owe lovelyn for the nebby nickname also. obsessed #art from the den #artists on tumblr #how did this beast come to be? idk google how stars are born I'm not ur dad #maybe they raced and went sooo fast they ripped open the fabric of the universe and left a clone in the stardust. or something #Do not take me seriously I need to go to bed. Goodnight honk shoooo

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its-maemain · 7 months

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Aren't the Wayne's already New Jersey Royalty? They already pulled the sword from the trash. The real question is, who are they blaming? My money is on Jason, but Bruce probably did it.

I can see Bruce or Jason being the one to pull it out. Referred post(it's funny)

Jason because a boy who came from the heart of Gotham, and Bruce because his family is so intertwined with the history of the city.

Jason walked a lady home and as he passed an alley he noticed a group of kids huddled around a pile of garbage. He takes it out and a light shines on him as the children watch in awe. “You’re the king of New Jersey”

Bruce is patrolling and notices it and grabs the sword, cause this shouldn't be in a random alley? Why wasn't it pawned off?? He is immediately looking up like a toddler that got tapped on the head when the light comes shining down upon him with a voice going “You’re the king of New Jersey”

It is the funniest thing that's happened since everyone decided to send in there reports in Simlish for a week.

Thanks for the ask!!

#i never rushed through dishes so fast before y'all #bruce didn't stop at batburger when they were all in the batmoblie so they decided to be annoying #it was duke’s idea to send them in simlish #batfam #bruce wayne #batman #jason todd #red hood #gotham #new jeresy #i never get asks so I very excited

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coridallasmultipass · 2 months

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY BESTEST WIDDLE SNAKEY WAKEY.

I can't believe my son is 18!! I estimated a birth date for him to be about a month before I got him in fall of 2006, since he was such a widdle month-old baby sneky. I always try to get a good birthday pic of him - especially after he eats and gets the good yawns in.

Pretty soon, he'll be off to snake college, for snakes. Dunno how we're gonna afford those ssssnudent loans.

Image description below the cut:

First photo is an albino corn snake (species name: Pantherophis guttatus) peeking out from behind a fake flower on a rocky hide (a house inside the tank where reptiles can feel secure and hidden). The snake is flicking his tongue out. Only his head is visible in the photo. Caption on the photo reads: Demo's 18th birthday. August 9, 2024.

Next photo is the same snake, but in a clear, close-up, detail photo. Each scale is clearly defined. He has red eyes and pink cheeks, and pale white patterns on an off-white body. The scales on his head are shaped to follow the different planes of his face. The scales on his neck (and body, not shown) are uniform and scallop-shaped.

The next three photos are sequential. The same snake appears with his mouth barely open. Then, his mouth is wide open in a yawn. His cheeks look so smooshy. His head is shaped the way a snap hairclip opens, curved upwards, and it's funny and cute. His mouth has ridges inside, but no teeth or fangs are visible (because his teeth are too tiny to be photographed politely, and he does not have any fangs). The last photo in the sequence has the snake with his mouth still open, but the top of his head is a normal shape again as he begins to end the yawn.

#snake #snakes #corn snake #snow corn #snek #sneks #snekblr #reptile #reptiles #Pantherophis guttatus #Elaphe guttata #cute #pets #pet birthday #18 #tank is bare in the pics bc i ran out of spoons while washing everything #i forgot i have to wash decor outside and it got dark and i didnt wanna get bug bites so i had to...#...do a whole sink of heavy dirty dishes (not mine) AND wash the decor around the thawing meal for him #...and then disinfect the sink ofc bc i was at my limit after only getting the hide and water bowl washed #was gonna do it earlier in the day but ppl were moody downstairs #hes gonna sleep off that meal and sippy sip rn anyway (was already in his hide by the time i refilled my water and went back to my room)#i got a drinking vid but he was facing away from my vantage point and it makes him look like a hognose bc of refraction lol #anyway i gotta get ready for bed myself today was busy and i didnt even finish the one thing i planned to do bc im too tired #Cori.exe #Image.exe #i would do a silly edit like i usually do for demos bday but again i have no spoons rn #hhh added image description and now its almost midnight aa gotta post fast #*now its midnight lmao #ughhh i couldve been ready for bed in the amount of time it takes me to proofread an unacceptable number of times #anxiety is a mf 'what if i misspelled a word' 'what if this phrasing is awkward' mf im the only one that cares shut up

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cheruib · 7 months

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bought my favorite cinnamon roll for dessert after i break my fast🤭

#would’ve been zlebiya or mkharek if i were home🥲 i miss ramadan back at home so much might cry!#been calling my grandma every day after we both break our fast and she would be like well at least there’s less dishes to wash now bAHAHAH #She also sends me pics of what she’s cooking and it’s so endearing bc she tries to take different pics from different angels to make it look #pretty and it makes me miss her so much!!!!!!!

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ghostwnby · 24 days

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Momma Lewis strikes again <3

#How fast do you think it took for Lewis to call Sebastian about adopting another kid?#Actually before he could even pick up his phone Sebastian was already calling him about it 💀💀#“Seb? Why are you call-” “Shush. Ask him what his favorite dish is. Dinner is at 6”#but fr they are so cute i cant :((#formula 1 #ferrari #lewis hamilton #mercedes #kimi antonelli #sebastian vettel

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2pen2wildfire · 5 months

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Does being transneutral and FtM make sense to y'all? Cuz that's how I'm feeling about my gender right now

#I don't really like transmasc to describe myself #and I REALLY don't like calling myself nonbinary #but also “trans man” doesn't really capture the full picture #okay so imagine you're at a fast food restaurant and you order the “trans man” meal #this meal consists of a burger fries chicken strips and a drink #the burger is the “Trans Man” burger #hence the name of the meal #but there's Also the side dishes #which in my case would be various genders of the “completely detached from the gender binary” variety #and the drink is of course gender fluidity #AND the burger has multiple elements to it #like genderqueerness and masculinity and femininity and other stuff that are different from eachother but nonetheless combine to form #the Trans Man Burger Meal #that's. that's what I've got goin on.#anyway #trans #transgender #genderqueer #trans man #butch #ftm #agender #transneutral

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ratcandy · 2 months

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anyway does anyone want to get over here and drop a huge anvil on my head

#every time i've turned around this week . a Situation occurs #and my broken frail little body. is falling apart all the while #my Joints. are all in the wrong spots.#my Head. hurts.#my stomach. Is not cooperating with me.#It's. Always storming #I have begun cleaning the house. As a last ditch effort to retain my sanity. I walked away from my computer to do dishes for an hour #because if I did not clear my head I was gonna Explode #i am standing here with a placid smile on my face while my Claws dig into the ground beneath me and i'm secretly just gritting my teeth.#Just gotta get thru this week. Just gotta get thru this week. Just gotta get thru this week.#.... The nefarious fast-approaching future:#clamtalk

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an-albino-pinetree · 9 months

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I have VERY much surpassed 400 followers, so holy crow THANK YOU!! 💚💚

#you guys r too fast #I blink and there’s more of you sdjgf #my beloved cockroaches 💞💕 /hj #I lovingly put you each in your own separate enclosure with a carrot stick and a bottle cap water dish 💚#tree talks #nonsense

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fagmegumi · 2 years

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generally beginning to realize that most people who thirst for the jjk men are doing so incorrectly and for the wrong reasons like just making up a generic archetype of a really cool hot guy from those het smutty self published amazon novels and pretending theyre the jjk dudes. when you can say anything about gege akutami but he gave us such a diverse & fascinating cast of hot dudes who are losers in such specific and different ways but always so devastatingly that none of them get any hole whatsoever

#like gojo is this hot super strong unflappable cool guy but he only had 1 friend who tolerated him bc they were both the most insufferable #guy around and ever since he died he’s been annoying hapless teenagers who cant do anything about his obnoxious presence and thats his #whole social life.#toji is a badass action hero who also in his head has the Action Man backstory of yes i may have been a shitty deadbeat dad… but i did it…#to Protect My Family😤 but his legacy is that megumi doesn’t remember or think about his and when he does its ‘oh yea that loser’ and also #as previously mentioned his only employable skill is Can Cut Down Big Monsters; Fast and he looks like he uses dish soap on his hair #sukuna would be the closest to the idealized hot powerful guy image at least if ur a monsterfucker which i know many of us in the lgbt #community are. but he’s also an apocalyptic maneating entity who’s tied to the whims of a chaotically good teenager who would eat an entire #jar of mayo on a dare and summon him to ask for an opinion on his new hair dye.#which is both a hysterical premise that should be used more in fanart/fic for comedy AND profoundly pathetic on his part.#only exception to all this is nanami but thats bc he is textually canonically there to offset the swagless vibes of the main adult cast esp #gojo with his dignified huge dick energy.#to be clear i dont profoundly care about any of this like i think its funny im not mad about it . but as a known pathetic guy desirer i had #to say my piece #personal #jjk

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scabbardsystem · 2 months

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🌻 tagging out, tagging in 🌐

#by the time we finished the dishes our irl father not only 1) drank our soda but 2) shook it so it was flat bc he likes it better that way.#like. what the hell man?? our fumking sodie??? ? D:#we washed the dishes pretty fast this time though. it only took us until the start of spring and a storm to finish.#last time it took us to the end of ruler of everything. way to go us!#still doesnt fix the sodie though what the fuck man hajkshs #of 🌻#of 🌐#scabbard scribbles #anyway obligation is so tall what the hell hkjg or yearning is just really short hjkgh #we actually have a ref of yearning that's just been sitting in the drafts. we gotta post that at some point hjkgh

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raymurata · 5 months

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The problem with making a story that goes hard... Is that simply listening to a song (or a couple of songs) that catches its vibes right leaves you in a puddle of tears on the floor in the middle of a work day. I've got class in a while and dishes to do and laundry to hang and I am sobbing and suffering over pixels in my mind...

#the pain of knowing it could have been different #and yet it probably wouldn't have been different at all #the absence (of what really mattered) is just so devastating #i suffer i suffer .-. i make myself cry #it makes ME -- the writer -- want to go back and change things #bc it hurts so much #truly a tragedy #and bc i can't fast forward to when things are well #i am stuck in the suffering #and having to pull myself up from the floor wipe my tears and go do the dishes #unwell

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detentiontrack · 1 year

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When I was 16 I worked as a dishwasher at a restaurant, and now I still do dishes like I'm being hunted for sport

#i can do dishes SO fast but it wont be quiet clean or dry

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beautyandlifestyleblog86 · 1 year

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Healthy pasta ideas

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