#farmhandler asks

[farmhandler]

could you talk more on wade not being able to say "I love you" all the time? it makes sense to me, but I wanna hear your thought process

Ahh thanks so much for the ask! It's been a second since I was in that headspace I need to remember my exact thoughts at the time..

I think for my Wade, certain kinds of vulnerability have become a huge struggle for him. While I think the movie reason that Vanessa broke up with him didn't make any sense imo (even if from a doylist perspective I can understand it), it really exemplified those struggles.

There are days where Wade won't feel worthy of that love, or he struggles to accept that it's something he can have and feel and process that feeling.

Meanwhile my Logan is the kind of man who's going to say it all the time because he sees no reason he shouldn't say exactly what he's thinking and feeling lol even if Wade isn't in a place to return it

[gossippool]

I've fallen hard for poolverine and I've read and loved your fic, do you have any fic recs you can share pretty please?

hi anon i do indeed!! i've been meaning to do a rec list eventually so thank u for asking. here are some fics out of the 14 i have bookmarked

twice upon an odyssey by lkst (E, 6k)

It would be tempting to say the propensity for physical violence in their relationship is gone, but nothing is created or destroyed, it would seem. While the urge to kill each other has faded it’s translated into tension between them hot and wet enough to grow orchids, and it’s taken the willpower of gods to keep them from fucking nasty about it. They're managing. The thing is, Wade doesn’t want to manage anymore. Wade drags Logan out on a little heist hoping to finally get him to make a move.

one of my favourites!! this is mostly smut but also some of the best characterisation of wade i've ever read and SO FUNNY. i giggled through the whole thing. sometimes humour in fics falls flat but not this time

deadpool/wolverine series by farmhandler (11k + 46k+)

i feel like recommending this series is a must tbh. only two fics in here so far and the second one is still updating but both are just. SO good. the first one is more wade-and-his-issues-centric and the second is more logan

tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow by signifier (E, 10k)

The one where Wade gets stuck in a time loop, and he's determined to get Logan out of it alive.

time loop fics are so hard to execute well and this was just perfect. typical emotional toll of being stuck in a time loop is taken on wade so there's Angst

movin' out (deadpool's song) by jenniferlawrencelover (E, 36k)

Wade wasn't fond of change. Both in the life sense as well as the coin sense. So they might have to move houses? Okay. Sure, his tummy hurt a little more than usual when he thought too hard about it, but he could move past that. Would move past that. Eventually. Probably. Most likely not. Probably not at all. Wade didn't do change.

GODDDD i love this fic. it is so gorgeously written i think i have some parts screenshotted which is how you know it's good. brilliant exploration of both wade and logan

where soul meets body by edgebug (E, 34k)

In which something very interesting happens underneath the Time Ripper, and Wade and Logan deal with the aftermath.

no idea how to explain this but their minds kind of get intertwined??? ish?? and it's so fucking good the writing is just impeccable. angst and smut galore

guess by handfulofteeth (E, 16k)

Logan stops talking. He’s mid-chide, tossing his soiled paper towel onto the counter and about to reach for another one when his eyes land on Wade. He’s got his pajamas halfway down his thighs, clearly trying to avoid sticking his fingers all over the gooey fabric, and whatever, that on its own isn’t a big deal...What is a big deal, a huge, massive fucking deal, is what Wade’s wearing underneath his pajamas. Panties.

now this may seem like it's mostly smut and you would be right. but it is goddamn good smut (with a dash of angst) and just such an alluring read. their other fics are also just as good

[maigo-san]

WIP Tag Game

why zero, why/j

just kidding lolol 😭🥺 thank you for the tag @lazulite-flame! I'm tagging @farmhandler @thischachamaru @muunberry @leafiebeanie @bogbees @sproutlingbaby and anyone who saw this and would like to play this!

[RULES: Make a new post with the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it! And then tag as many people as you have WIPS.]

Disclaimer, I have not touched my fic wip for so long because I've been in a bit of a writing overdose, I have to filter them from all my assignments and papers so I'll only be showing a few of them.

squirtlu

Luffy blinks, aren't used to Zoro not getting angry that he tried to steal his soup. He decides to ignore the weird feeling and smiles wide, “UUOOOHH!! Thanks, Zoro!”

Luffy takes a sip and gulps, feeling the warm creamy liquid seeping down his throat and warming his whole body. “So good!!” he can feel Zoro’s eyes zoning in on his bobbing larynx, “Ahh...”

Luffy blinks again as Zoro only stares back with a fond smile, hand still holding the cup. 

“You can let go now, Zoro.”

tnrnfic

Every caterpillar must enter a stage of chrysalis before becoming a butterfly.

There may be a point where Kyoujurou becomes a butterfly. He is a junior manager, after all, but he must admit that being wrapped in a cocoon has started to make him claustrophobic.

kk underwater

“So I can’t swim anymore?”

“Nope. You already know that.”

“Yeah, but… I used to be really good.”

“Yeah, well, not anymore. Sorry for your loss.”

“Fwahahaha…! I didn’t realize it was this bad.”

[chimchiri]

@farmhandler replied to your post “Proshippers romanticize things like pedophilia and...”:

that's some bait

​Yeah it most likely is. It was still written neutrally enough to warrant a response. Asks that are blatant insults just get deleted.

@affetrollkarl replied to your post “Proshippers romanticize things like pedophilia and...”:

??? What is this deranged take?

​Honestly I've seen worse on this site. Especially during my time when I was actively following some discourse blogs. I still felt like anon was one of the more harmless ones though.

[umameva]

WIP Tag Game!

Rules: Post the names of all the files in your WIP folder regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them and then post a little snippet of it or tell them something about it! And then tag as many people as you have wips. (You can make your own post or reblog this one!) 

I was tagged by @farmhandler thank youuuuu !!

Here are mines!!! Old fics... titles are just here for me to remember what they are about, they're not definitive titles and yes, the [fandom] is also part of the title because I hate unorganised stuff adggshshsh

[CAPRI] first time sex?

[DBH] Why were they laughing

[KNY] rengiyuu? a doll

[KNY] lil handjob on the bench

[KNY] shinobu observes giyuu

[MCU] alpha/alpha

[MCU] very photogenic guy

I tag @unxpctedlygreat because I know they write a lot!! 👀

[snowflower-scans]

farmhandler replied to your post “I think that people ask on here instead of Google...”

personally, I think your tone is perfectly fine. If people are upset by text that isn’t accompanied by emojis or super bubbly happy I think that’s really on them

like not gonna lie if a short and to the point answer that isn’t otherwise rude makes you literally cry, I don’t think the problem is the person who answered

As I said before, it all comes down to how people interpret my tone based on what I wrote. I just hope people don’t put the blame on me if they misinterpret it and misunderstood my intention.

- wawaa

[farmhandler]

Did you notice Logan has a deadpool mug in that deer comic!!!!!

Sharp eye anon, I did not! Poolverine is inescapable 😌😌😌👌👌👌

[farmhandler]

also my sister has the bloody snail dispenser that wade keeps his lube in she uses it for soap and I hate it. it's so cute but I can't do it.

😂😂😂I love it. Just pretend it's lube, problem solved ❤

[farmhandler]

Would you ever write something involving the inhibitor collars ? 🫢

Hi anon!! Absolutely! I have actually tossed around a couple ideas, but I haven't written anything concrete yet. I think the angst potential is delicious. Established relationship or getting together. I really love the thought of Logan not realizing at first what it means if Wade gets collared until they're put into a Situation and losing his mind over it 😊

[farmhandler]

TWO FICS DAMN KIDS WE’RE EATING TONIGHT

😊😊🔥🔥 what can I say!! Glad you're enjoying anon!!

[farmhandler]

Screaming @ Wade kissing cable on the cheek and Logan and cable barely even reacting 💀💀💀

Cable really just said "this may as well happen" 😂

[farmhandler]

Love the new chapter….obsessed with “Got some shit through their heads. You live off being a fucking menace, don’t get me wrong, but you don’t do things for no reason. You didn’t try to find me for no reason, even if I wasn’t..”

I love the x men slowly starting to ‘get’ wade even if Logan has to help it along

I'm really glad anon!! I have really started to fall in love with the X-Men and Logan's relationship with them. I can't help but want them all to get along and be a big family (not without its conflicts).

I don't think Wade wants to BE part of the X-Men and I don't think it fits him to do so, but he's not going anywhere.

[farmhandler]

Sorry for the ominous ask, I just don't see it much cause a lot of fandom sees Kyou as a dom!! I love Tanjirou being an aggressive horny little thing hahaha

That is true, rentan as it were is much more popular for sure :') Tanjiro as the assertive one just has so much flavor! So delicious! Chef's kiss! There are plenty of us tanrens, but I think many are in hiding haha. Please check out lupinsuniverse for some amaaaazing tanrentan art!

[farmhandler]

(　•̀ᴗ•́　) loves ( ⸝⸝◜ᴗ◝⸝⸝ )

yes!!!!!!!!

[farmhandler]

I came across a theory about how did Rengoku's family become the ultimate caretakers of Sun Breathing texts. It says that Rengoku's Mother's bloodline was part of the Sun Breathing branch at some point. Imagine a royalty AU, with Tanjirou and Kyojuro not knowing about their past. Kyo is being raised by his father as a proud flame breather, Shin hates sun breathing so he neglects telling Kyo about his mother's family. Tan wants to be with Kyo but he can't since he has to marry a royal bloodline

Ohh I like it 🤔🤔 I do not know enough Lore to support the theory but I really like it!! Kyojuro lovingly caring for Tanjiro's ancestry 🔥🔥🔥

[farmhandler]

tan and kyo would so be each other's first. since they're both the elders, they wouldn't have had time to pursue relationships like that. tanjirou is more impulsive than kyojuro, so he would definitely initiate their first kiss, first blow jobs, first time, etc

Oh 1000000%. Rengoku has never even thought about another person romantically imo. Tanjiro would develop feelings first I think, or at least be aware of them. Rengoku would need a solid bonk on the head (or a kiss in the face)!