#farmer sv

[deryuj]

Started playing Stardew Valley 😏

[azuneekun]

did sebastian come out of a romance drama or something

[shreddies-scribbles]

look i’m all for sexy i take my whiskey neeeaattt~ harvey but DAMN i love when he’s just soft and cuddly 💀💀

[cowboyweevil]

"No air-traffic this morning, honey. But it's still fun to break out the equipment now and then!”

[nik-barinova]

Grandpa be judging his granddaughter’s concerning taste of men even beyond the grave

(I know he doesn’t show up til later in the game, just let me be funny)

[ineffable-blue-chickens]

Shane: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?

Farmer: It was autocorrect.

Shane: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."?

Farmer: Yes

[kaifarikus]

[pinkcori]

The boys are back! (I don’t have the time to commit to a full webcomic but I’ll be doing cute lil comics in the meantime)

[asteraws]

mesagoza marketplace! 🍅

[hellhoundmaggie]

Shane's actually pretty insecure about his messy spouse room. Sometimes he'll catch a glimpse of the mess and think a bunch of negative self-talk about it. He's such a lazy disgusting slob. You must resent him so badly for ruining your beautiful perfect farmhouse. You're definitely going to kick him out any day now -- you just haven't gotten around to signing the paperwork yet.

So he'll walk over and start picking up cans. Sometimes, when he's feeling extra-ambitious, he'll wet a rag and make a few passes at the nearest shoeprint. But it's not long before the executive dysfunction gets to him. Maybe if he gets a little snack first, the task of cleaning the whole room will seem a little less overwhelming. So he microwaves some food, and by the time he's done eating he realizes he needs to check on the chickens, or feed the kids, or catch the Tunnelers game. Anything to distract him from his Sisyphean task. He manages to ignore the mess for a while. Then he notices it again and the cycle repeats.

But maybe you come up behind him, wrap your arms around his belly, plant a kiss on his neck. "I can't remember the last time I picked up around here," you say. "Why don't we have a cleaning party?"

And Shane marvels at how lucky he is to have you.

[punchyemblem]

started a new stardew valley file

[azuneekun]

MY EGG ???????????????????????????

[shreddies-scribbles]

i can only imagine harvey’s blue jacket as a massive puffer hahaha bro is taking NO CHANCES with the cold lmaooo

[cowboyweevil]

Yup

[ikeychain]

Winter Abigail

Happy 1.6 release :)

[ineffable-blue-chickens]

Shane, kicking down the door: SIX MONTHS!

Emily: What's he talking about?

Farmer: Uh, probably nothing-

Shane: FOR SIX MONTHS YOU LET ME WATER A PLASTIC PLANT!