#farmer may

[studentinpursuitofclouds]

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> Julian has been added to the "Stardew Valley farmers" group chat

Julian: hello?

Bo: hey dude

Bo: welcome to our group

Julian: oh thanks!

Julian: what's this group for?

Bo: well I figured we all live in the same town and there's no general group for us lol

Julian: what about Pelican Town general group?

Bo: nah doesn't count and probably lame anyway

Bella: Bo got kicked out of the general Pelican Town chat group for flooding with memes about Lewis, so he made his own group, because you can't kick an admin out.

Bella: hey Julian 👋

Julian: howdy partner 🤠

Bella: 🤠

Bo: whatever 🙄 anyway we can post memes here too, all sorts of useful information and questions.

Julian: like what?

Rain: like can someone help me with advice on what to make with strawberries besides pies and jam? I want something new. Hi Julian! 👋

Julian: hi 👋 I will send you a recipe for strawberry ice cream, try it.

Rain: ok, thanks ❤️

Rain: you're a lifesaver 😎

Julian: 😎

Bo: see? my group is better than that old fart

Bella: that's not the only reason you started chat group, right?

Bo: lmao of course not

Bo: Ayo everyone! check this out!

> Bo posts an image with name "smutty meme about bitch Isaac lol"

> Julian, Bella, Rain and 15 other people liked this post.

> May reacted to the post with a 🤣 emoji.

> Ziana reacted to the post with the 😳 emoji

> Wren and Myra reacted to the post with a 👀 emoji

May: LMAO I'm dying 💀

Julian: i love this group already ❤️

Bo: 😎

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Farmers Bo (@boinurmom13), Ziana (@wheredarknessfallsinlove), Bella (@ivquatro), May (@poxy-domain), Myra (@seharuuchan), Wren (@bungiri) and Rain (@silly-farmer) were mentioned here!

[doctor-aceus-art]

Drew a little something today for the amazing @runawayface and her babies May and Harvey in Studio Ghibli style.

[wormspoodle]

mcguckets

[spidertams]

I’ve been having so much fun playing fields of Mistria! Here’s my farmer, May :)

[shesmanic]

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

A whole new meaning to Gay Chicken.

(For: Anonymous raffle winner!)

[elisa6102]

big fat May post, my main sve farmer!!! art is May over the years, ive talked about her here before briefly but not much

rest of the post under the cut is essentially her backstory, it ended up being WAY longer than i thought it would be though so be warned lol

basic run down of her life pre-farm, is she was average in every sense of the word essentially. she basically had nothing exceptional going for her. she lived in the suburbs outside of zuzu city for a majority of her childhood before going to a cheap 2 year college and eventually working at joja. however, she knew nobody at zuzu city nor was she good at socializing at all. it basically caused her to become a hermit, she would hardly ever go outside aside to go to work and she had a terrible sleep schedule as well as diet, she was overworked and underpaid at joja so she couldn't afford much good or healthy food (she also picks up sign language as a way to avoid social interaction after a while). after basically 4 years of this, she decides to read her grandpa's letter and boom!!! stardew plot happens

she started off kinda terrible at farming ngl, like may legit grew up in peak urban area and she saw barely any plant life, now you expect bro to be a farmer?? LMFAO funny joke bro. having a hard time breaking out of her former hermit lifestyle, she barely talks to anyone outside of small talk with lewis, marnie, pierre, and robin, and those 4 are only because its essential for her job, and lewis is because he knew her grandfather. yippie!!! she went out to the country to start a new life and it really isn't that different from her lonely, sad, former one!!!! may was initially hoping this move would be a cure for all her problems, but seeing that she's still the same person as before, and doesn't have a magical effortless personality glow up does go thru a sort of arc of resenting herself. other villagers try to talk to her but she doesn't really try to manage anything further than small talk. She does have a sort of mutual understanding with sebastian because of both of their introverted natures, as well as geeky interests that may especially got into over her years of being a social recluse. 

This all changes when she gets into the adventurers guild, and i mean actually get into it, when marlon first offered for her to adventure into the caves full of monsters, she initially brushed it off thinking he was exaggerating. “monsters were just some made up story that only existed years and years ago, they’re practically extinct now!” which was basically may’s thought process, as the city intentionally covers up any news coverage related to any magical or monster related topics. may learns this is very much not the truth the hard way. rip bozo, deserved tbh. After this encounter, she starts frequenting the caves much more often for the adrenaline rush, a way to escape the thoughts plaguing her that she really needed to fix herself, not just her environment. She frequents the guild for more supplies and ends up talking (generous term for her nods and hm’s) more to marlon and gil. At first the two of them do wonder about her quietness, but they’re both used to eccentric characters from other guilds so they’re not too bothered by it. marlon even picks up on some sign language for her to use with him when she doesn’t want to talk. The wizard also becomes quite used to her behavior, being even more accustomed to unconventional characters, he even knows sign language so she primarily uses it to talk to him!! may finally finds people more like her in the form of adventurers and mages, it sort of clicks in her head when she starts to learn a bit of magic with rasmodius. her love for the adrenaline rush of adventuring turns to a genuine love of adventuring itself. She also meets krobus and IMMEDIATELY clicks with him, and spends a dubious amount of time in the sewers because of it (the villagers start giving her weird looks for going into the sewers so much so she starts going in through the forest entrance). bro smells terrible. by her second year in stardew, krobus and may end up becoming roommates. he doesn’t mind her silence, though she does become comfortable talking to him more often. 

Also i wanted to show in the art of her getting progressively more muscular from her work as well as tanner, if any y’all notice her scars forming over the years kudos to u lol. She also cuts her hair year 4 but decides to grow it out again by year 7.. i should also prooooobably address her relationship with lance, considering she does get married to him later on. but i kiiinnddaaa wanna write a small fic about that ngl. i will work up to it or write another post on this later lol. but this is getting too long so i’ll end it at year 3. also she totally fucks with isaac. she may be quiet and socially inept but she fucks with people sooo much. devious in nature

[bearofohu]

just got a lame ass new man i hope hes gonna be easy to crate train

[ultraviolencesaints]

and daddy said shoot first, then run and don't look back

[unknownn-girl]

mary prays the rosary for my broken mind

[studentinpursuitofclouds]

Our Farmers as a memes, because... idk I'm bored again lol (part 3/?):

Pspsps, @justashamwithwastedpotential, @elisa6102, @poxy-domain, @vilochkaaa, @lavendel081 👀💕

[rust-berrie]

this was funnier in my head

[dreamysnowangel444]

Love spells and cherry pits, softness through honey skin, unbrushed hair and freckles a reflection of hidden scars. Love me and keep me together. ୨୧

[purpledemonart]

So glad you love it!! It was a blast to do and I’m silly proud of the background and lacework on this one~ Always a pleasure drawing stuff for Runaway!

Thank you so much to @artjdg for this GORGEOUS commission from Runaway of Harvey and May on their wedding day, supported by their best friends Robin and Maru! This is absolutely breathtaking, I cannot thank you enough for such a beautiful snapshot of Harvey and May's special day! 💖

[maicaronns]

i like him a normal amount ⚒️🍓

[abby-howard]

You deadlift? What's your PB?

My current max is 250 pounds! Gotta catch up to Tony, he's at 300 now 😤

Also someone else asked about how deadlifting doesn't kill my back, and the answer is that weightlifting with proper form is good for back pain >:]

Strengthening your stabilizer muscles is so good for your bones and posture! It doesn't mean accidents don't happen, as we will all decay in time, but it definitely helps me draw all day and night without crumbling into dust 👌