#farmer is doing fine tho

[sandeewithtwoe]

Rejected gift

In case you can’t read my writing:

Nightmare: Ah, Horror. Just the guy I wanted to see

Horror: Huh? Me? Really?

Nightmare: Absolutely! In fact, I’ve got you a reward for all you work

Horror: Aw, thanks Bosssssssssss..?

Nightmare: ta-daaaah! Oh your face! You must really like him

Horror: N-Nightmare… Is… is he..?

Nightmare: Ah! No, he’s not dead (yet). Just passed out

Nightmare: We can put him on your walls! Kinda like a painting-

Horror: NO!

Nightmare: No? Why not?

Horror: Because… it’s cause I don’t have space left in my room!

Nightmare: I can give you a bigger room?

Horror: But you can’t! Cause if you do, it’s not fair for the others! You’ll have to give a bigger room for Dust and Killer too!

Nightmare: Ugh, you’re right, that IS a hassle…

(Killer: why can’t I have a bigger room?!

Dust: my imaginary bro an I would also like a bigger room)

Nightmare: Here, you can take him back to his AU. I have other things to do

Horror: W-Wait! Where did you- Aaaaaaand he’s gone. Great.

(Later)

Farmer: *doesn’t remember what happened*… Did I fell asleep?

[dizzybizz]

hawthorne sprite HAWTHORNE SPRITE!!!!!!!! yippee

[sil3ntm0thart]

my fields of mistria farmer! really like the game!

[annie-is-okay]

Sebastian x Farmer headcanons (oh oh, i'm falling in love) ♥️

The farmer keeps trying to teach him about farm life and he indulges them because sometimes that's the only thing he can think of to start a conversation (every time he attempts small talk he feels like an idiot. Farming is safe, they like farming and he doesn't mind listening). He sometimes pretends to be completely clueless about stuff he already knows.

They start co-parenting a frog (it lives with farmer since they've got more space for a terrarium), so he visits often to check on 'their son'. He brings his laptop, settles in the dining room and makes a work day out of it. It's got the perfect view of field outside, with the farmer working on the crops. He KNOWS checking on their frog is just an excuse, but won't bring himself to admit it. He doesn't get a lot of work done

Sebastian's obsessed with how the farmer prepares sashimi but they won't let him help. He's fine with that bc he's pretty hopeless at cooking. HOWEVER, he's not so bad with desserts, so he starts 'sneakily' collecting dessert recipes from neighbors to make for the farmer when he stays for dinner

He's always on farmer's case about working too much. And still they fret over sucking at this farm life thing. Sebastian's intrusive thoughts scream for him to give them a hug and tell them they're doing amazing. He can only muster a 'the farm looks good'

If they're walking through town and the farmer reaches for his hand to pull him along, Seb glances covertly and their joined hands, his ears turn red, but he plays it cool (NO WAY HE'S LETTING GO THO)

Since he was pretty mean with farmer when they first arrived in town, even turned them down at the spring dance, he apologizes to them by pulling them into an impromptu dance in the farmhouse kitchen. It's awkward, and he's not even used to holding people close, but the farmer looks so happy, he smiles, they smile, and he knows it'll be okay.

He loves it when in a room full of people, the farmer gravitates towards him, even if it's just to tease him. He pretends to be annoyed but it doesn't always work and the farmer sees right through him. When that happens he just gets teased more. WIN WIN

[skyartworkzzz]

what do the bishops do in the cult? Are they happy or plotting revenge?

At first their reactions varied from plotting revenge to escaping or overtaking the cult, I think all of them have tried to kill the Lamb at some point xD

But with enough time and the right companies, they eventually learned to like their new home! And even find themselves guilty for what theyve done in the past, each at their own pace and manner

Long texts under the cut for more details! :D

Leshy was probably the less-management one, when he joined he'd break a lot of things and purposefully make the Lamb's life harder, like a kid throwing a tantrum It was only when he was assigned under Beau's care that he chilled out. Beau has always been good with people, so it was no problem for him to figure Leshy out and help him to eventually come to terms with his new home After the getting-used-to's, Leshy became pretty much the chillest out of all the other Bishops. He's fine with living in the cult and honestly enjoys it to an extent, but will obviously never say it aloud xD once threatening people and the Lamb, now befriending / getting acquainted with some of them! He works as a farmer or bartender most of the time

Heket was surprisingly along the same lines of chill. She was definitely unhappy with her situation, but was the most relieved one to be free from the Crowns influence Now able to genuinely experience the taste of food and feel that emptiness inside of her being filled in at last, she quickly learned to like her new home Ofc tho, she never said it, and in fact became much quieter compared to before, since she no longer had the Crowns power to easen up her throat. Now it hurts a lot more to talk, she has to take meds in order to soothe it up and tends to communicate mostly in gestures, stares or acts of service depending on her mood. She also knows sign language! :D She mostly works at the mines or lumberyards, seemingly enjoying to break things apart. The Lamb thinks its her way of "coping" with not being a Bishop anymore lol Out of all the Bishops, shes probably the loneliest, not many have the guts to approach her and Heket tends to like being by herself usually. Sometimes she can be found sulking about with Narinder, the second loneliest out of all the others

Kallamar was likely the most outraged one, since hes been stripped away from the luxuries of being a Bishop like clothings, weapons, jewelries, a nice fancy home. He thought that getting the Crowns back could bring his old life back, not for the sake of power, but the comfort and safety it gave him. Hes definitely the one who has tried scheming against the Lamb many times, still holding his knowledge of weapons and magic in general. But to no surprise, he always failed LOL Kallamar only started calming down once seeing his spouses/disciples in the cult, whom he had tried to get to work with him against the Lamb, but refused or failed still After everything, he'd become depressed, desperately missing when he was taken seriously as an authority figure, but with time his spouses will teach him to like his new life Nowadays he still misses his old life, but is more at peace with being in the cult, especially knowing those he loves and cares about the most are with him (aka his spouses and siblings). Hes the one who will break the most sweat to truly get used to the cult Sometimes he works as a tailor or at the refinery, crafting tends to calm him down and distract him from his thoughts. However, he mostly prefers to be a medic at the Healing Bay, since its one of the few things that remind him of what he once was

Shamura would likely jump from chill to disturbed depending on their mood. Although they believe to be deserving of their punishment, a part of their mind which was considerably overtaken by the Crowns' ideals will sometimes force them to look for a way out or relinquish back the eldritch power, usually against Shamura's will, like voices they'd hear from time to time telling them what to do All in all tho, theyd be the one to try their best to like their new home and even purposefully make themselves miserable out of guilt for their past mistakes, something which the Lamb is either compassionate for or allows them to do due to their own hatred for the Bishops still There'd be many times where Shamura seemed to "sleepwalk" around or found themselves outside the cult without memory of how they got there. Itd be only when they ask the Lamb to become their Disciple that the voices in their head start to quiet down, now being overpowered by the Red Crowns influence Eventually, they become an official Disciple and scribe for the Lamb. Their psychotic episodes will significantly reduce, but still happen from time to time with minor consequences The Lamb often finds themselves questioning whether Shamura is being genuine on what theyve chosen, but is very much compelled to forgive them one day

[waywardsalt]

i got lost in the sauce and started thinking about stardew valley damibeck

either its a full stardew valley au or its a modern au and they play stardew valley co-op with each other. either way they moved to the farm together they are both the new farmers

damien goes about it like a normal stardew valley player, farming and taking care of the farm, engaging with the townspeople and working to restore the town hall, he gets up and works with the plants, and when they have livestock, he does the rounds with them as well. he focuses on farming, foraging, and dabbles in combat and mining.

linebeck hangs around and waters plants the first few days, but once he gets the fishing pole he is gone. fishing. every day. he’ll water plants and check on pet water bowls in the morning and then he’s gone either until late in the day or when he passes out. once he gets access to them, he sets several crab pots up all around town and checks on them every other day.

linebeck checks out the mine first because he got curious while checking out the lake, and then dragged damien over the next day to protect him. usually they go spelunking together, damien primarily protecting linebeck while they look for geodes and ore, but as they get used to it linebeck starts getting comfortable going in alone. or he just hangs out on the fishing floors.

damien doesn’t really use fertilizers or anything, since he doesn’t mind having more time to check on the plants (and eventually takes the agriculturalist skill), and cares the most about farm buildings and their placements; he more or less is allowed to do whatever the hell with the layout of the farm. when they buy buildings or upgrade the house, damien gathers the needed materials and linebeck raises the money needed.

on a typical day, damien spends time working on the farm before traveling around for forgeable plants and talking to and doing errands for the townspeople, while linebeck has geodes open before heading to whatever fishing spot he’s decided on for the day. damien does most of the town hall stuff, but linebeck provides all of the fish and cooked food.

linebeck does most of the cooking while damien is fine with just eating foraged plants or fresh crops. they always go to the skull cave together. damien is happy to go to every town event, and linebeck tags alone because he wants him to. damien is too impatient for fishing, and linebeck hates manual labor too much to do much farming, but some days they take breaks to help each other out with their daily activities.

in the winter, damien takes extra care of the livestock and spends a little extra time down in the mines and in town, but overall has a bit more free time, so he usually just hangs out at home. linebeck comes home much earlier in the winter because he can’t stand to be out in the cold much. they both like the rain, and on rainy days linebeck helps damien with the morning’s farm duties before fishing, and returns early. they often might take walks while it’s raining.

damien is good at a lot of the minigame festivals, and linebeck (obviously) has the most fun with festivals that include fishing.

damien is friends with each of the townspeople while linebeck really only interacts with ones he runs into at fishing spots.

they get the most farming done in the summer since it’s when linebeck is most likely to help with crops. theyre a weird duo to the rest of the town, damien is pleasant and hard working and linebeck seems a bit rude and single-minded about fishing but they hang out a fair bit and seem to like the town.

damien helps linebeck catch all of the legendary fish :)

making damien the farmer for my new stardew valley save might be a decent way to get myself to come up with some new stuff about him

[babiebom]

Hello hello. I just recently stumbled across your blog and in celebration of the 1.6 update (and also just outta pure curiosity), I wanna ask about the SDV bachelors reactions to a farmer who's ace/uncomfortable with intercourse but still wishes to pursue a loving relationship with them. If this ask isn't up your alley, feel free to disregard it. Hope you have a good day ✌️

A/N: hiiiiiiiii!! Obligatory I am not a part of this community(I am cishet lmao) so I am just going to have to try my best!! I am not ace or aro or anything but like never feel bad for sending an ask like this!! By the time you see this it’ll probably be like next week or something bc I do take little writing breaks so it isn’t absolute trash but I hope when you see this you enjoy it!!

Tw:mentions of sex, some cursing maybe,

Bc: idk at least 5 or 6 for each bachelor

Stardew Masterlist

Sebastian

Is this a joke?

No? Okay.

Would be disappointed at first because let’s face it dude is constantly horny

But would get over it rather quickly like just because you don’t wanna have sex doesn’t mean he can’t run one out

And now that you’re dating it’s easier than ever to do that because he finds you so attractive.

So not really all that disappointing when he thinks about it, really

Sam

Dude for real? Like ever? I mean I guess that’s okay

Sex isn’t the top thing on his list so it’s fine

Like yeah he would like to have it but it’s whatever

Would rather give up skateboarding and music than give you up so not having sex is easier than that by a long shot

Can he still get kisses tho??? That’s all he’s really worried about

Shane

I think the least affected and disappointed out of the bachelors

He has more things to worry about than having sex

It’s not that he isn’t attracted to you

It’s that you loves you for you and sex is the last thing on his mind when he’s thinking about bettering himself and taking care of Jas and his chickens the list goes on

Would actually be so chill when you have this conversation like “yeah okay, that’s fine.” And would never make you feel bad about it because he honestly doesn’t mind

Elliott

Tries not to react on the outside.

I think before you two start getting hot and heavy it probably wouldn’t have come up

Because I think Elliott would want to be a gentleman and not bring it up until you do

And during a particularly heated makeout session he tries to take it further to test the waters when you stop him in his tracks

And he’s like oh…okay!

He’s good with whatever you give him

Sometimes he’s disappointed when he gets the urge but gets over it very quickly because he obviously knows how to handle those feelings himself.

Alex

“Like…at all?”

Would be high key disappointed because dude likes to fuck tbh

BUT at the same time you aren’t just some random whose pants he’s trying to get in

You’re quite literally the love of his life (if anyone asks him he will never say he believes this because he’s scared of rejection)

So it takes a minute but he accepts this with literally a “welp back to using my hand” mentality

Like when he thinks about it, sex is literally the least important aspect of your relationship, he fell for you because of who you are not because he just wants to fuck.

Harvey

I think he wouldn’t really be disappointed but like dang y’know?

Like he doesn’t care that much about sex to really be disappointed

But does enjoy the act of sex, especially with a person he’s connected to like you two are

So it’s not as far as disappointment but is still like oof okay.

Out of all the bachelors understands the lbgtq+ community better than the others so isn’t really all that surprised when you talk to him about it.

He knows what it is and doesn’t mind, you don’t have to explain yourself, you’re valid how you are he doesn’t mind and he won’t and doesn’t want to force you to do anything.

[betryl]

Hampden College dashboard simulator

(credit to @barnbridges too for some of the ideas :))

🧣 françois-abernathy follow

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@ richard-papen ?

📚 richard-papen follow

???

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no.

📚 richard-papen follow

who DOES keep voting yes????

📚 richard-papen follow

who even are you people reblogging this??????

#please stop.

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drew tihs

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this is really nice bun

👓 H-M-Winter follow

No, you did not draw this.

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SHUT

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oh

🧣 françois-abernathy follow

HAHASJHASHJA

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💅 ritch-bitch-jpoovey follow

real talk what do you guys think is ACTUALLY going on at the lyceum atp cause like i've heard too much weird stuff about those freaks......

💅 ritch-bitch-jpoovey follow

not richard btw!! he's fine he's cool

🦌 mcaulay-cam follow

He still won't sleep with you anyways. Let it go. Get better soon 💕

💅 ritch-bitch-jpoovey follow

what do you and your creepy ass brother want from me OMG leave me ALONE

#i'm blocking ALL five of you jfc

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AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO REMEMBERS THAT MUTILATED FARMER THEY RANDOMLY FOUND IN THE WOODS IN NOVEMBER?? WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT IT ANYMORE?????

#like hello??? #that WASN'T normal #why isn't the police investigating...... #hampden #mystery #unsolved

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Edmund "Bunny" Corcoran — everything we know so far about the case of Hampden's missing youth:

https://www.thehampdenexaminer.com/disappearance-of-edmund-bunny-corcoran-1627125.html

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‼️IMPORTANT!! STUDENTS OF HAMPDEN PLEASE REBLOG THIS!!!

🎀 bunnysbarnbridge follow

💔💔💔 Please guys help us find him...

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^^^ reblog!!! i really hope he's fine... share if you know anything that might help!!

🚗 flipper follow

What have those greek guys got going on 😭 it's always them everytime something happens istg. let's hope they find him and all's well tho...

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YES.

#04/14/1983 #THOUGHT IT WOULD TAKE LONGER OMG #it's not even been two weeks #this is crazy... #i can't believe he actually died #rest in peace #bunny corcoran #hampden #hampden college

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Guys they found Edmund Corcoran... He's dead...

🪞 stauralaura follow

HE'S DEAD????

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The Examiner just confirmed it. They're saying it was an hiking accident. He went in the woods near college for a walk and fell down the ravine... It was a girl with her dog who found him the other day when the snow had melted and she called the police. Broken neck and everything...

🔍 truecrimeenjoyer63 follow

You still believe it was an hiking accident? lmao come on. There's clearly something else behind this. Not to mention NONE of his friends have ever spoken about it or anything. Ain't that suspicious for anyone else? They have to know something.

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Stop using his death as an excuse to start fights and get clout omg... You people are horrible. Maybe let's not make assumptions on things we know nothing about and just be respectful towards him and the people grieving???? The police will take care of it it's literally not your business

⛓️ spik3yy follow

whatever he was awful tbh he deserved it

🏔️ mount-cataract follow

no he didn't?? what the hell? did you even know him

⛓️ spik3yy follow

you're all ridiculous he was an ass and you know it, no one could stand him and now everyone suddenly pretends to miss him just cause he's dead, be fr now 💀

🏫 student-council-president follow

If you think Bunny deserved what happened to him just block me. I'm so serious I don't want anything to do with you.

#i hate this school sometimes #if it was your family member or your friend you'd be devastated #maybe think about that before opening your mouths #bunny corcoran #justice for bunny #hampden #hampden college

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stop spreadin shit aboyt bunny btw. he wsa NOT involved in drugs.

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ME NEITHER. jsut so were clear yk haha

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i swear

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listen to my pdocast

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🌝 hampd3ncore follow

THAT ONE HUGE GUY FROM THE GREEK CLASS SHOT HIMSELF??????????

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?????? NO WAY IT'S THEM AGAIN

🏫 student-council-president follow

Yeah it's true... Chilling...

https://www.thehampdenexaminer.com/hampden-college-student-dead-by-suicide-3683920.html

🇺🇸 bornintheusa follow

Nah that place is cursed I tell you 😭 first that Corcoran guy they found in the ravine and now this... No wonder they shut the class down

✨ aesthetic-academic follow

they really did fuck around and find out with all that cult shit they were into 💀 bet they really got themselves some curse or something messing with dyonisus or the devil whatever it was 💀💀 crazy people. who cares the college is better off without them tbh they're creepy

🏫 student-council-president follow

Not the same discourse again... No one cares about your opinion on them. He died. TWO of them died. And you're here speculating on them and still treating the whole thing as a joke?? Gross.

🏔️ mount-cataract follow

no fr y'all did the same with bunny corcoran when he went missing and now you're doing it again... i don't care if you didn't like them i mean they were kind of weird but... at least just try to be a decent human being in front of an actual tragedy. all you people should be ashamed of yourselves.

🔍 truecrimeenjoyer63 follow

I CAN'T be the only one thinking there must be some kind of connection between these two events right????

#idk maybe i'm crazy but hear me out #just think about it #it's barely been a month since corcoran and now THIS happens?? #like yeah maybe he was just #depressed?? for corcoran???? and so he did that #idk #but it sounds REALLY weird to me #plus what was the whole fuss with julian morrow just #randomly leaving college out of nowhere?? #AND let's not forget mcree either like????? #WHAT IS HAPPENING #hampden #hampden college #bunny corcoran #henry winter

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[greenhairedfreakglobal]

intro

hi lovelies!! I'm new to ed tumblr so i'm making an intro;

non edblr blogs please don't interact! I am not proana, this is simply my way of coping. Please choose recovery if you can <3

block don't report! this blog is very dear to me

my name's Cyrus, but you can also call me Sylvian, i dont mind either. I'm 16 and an art student! I dunno what i'll do with my future but i'm really into music and artistic stuff! I'm enby and i'm fine with any pronouns tho i prefer they/them. I am a lesbian and currently dating the most gorgeous girl in the world.

I'm really into old music, and currently my listening range is from the 20's to 2010, i like pop, rock, jazz, swing, classical, electro and basically any type of music under the sun. Though i'm really big on new wave, glam rock and goth music. I enjoy alternative music as a whole. My favorite artists are David Bowie, Mylene Farmer, Japan and Sisters of Mercy.

I am an animal lover and have the immense joy to have two fabulous kitties: Belle and Kits. They're my babies, my besties and i would die for them.

I'm REALLY eager to make friends, especially ana friends as it can get really lonely sometimes. So dont be afraid to message me!

i'm sorry if i can come of as "off putting" to you, or if i'm too excited sometimes. i have emotion regulation problems. I am diagnosed with ADHD and autism. I also have depression and PTSD. And there's ana too, obviously.

My current hyperfixations are: The Secret History and Cabaret

My past hyperfixations were: Dead Boy detectives, Chicago and Drag Queens

My special interests are Naked Mole Rats and The Little Prince. I've been obsessed by them for years and years now.

SW: 76kgs

CW: 61.5kgs

GW1: 60kgs

GW2: 50kgs

GW3: 45kgs

i'm 158.5cms (5'2) so my cw is making me quite chubby, i cant wait to lose some! I'll do daily updates if things changes!! i mostly eat 1-2 tiny meals a day and binge wayy too often.

dni: basic dni criteria, fatphobic ppl, proshippers, nsfw accounts, anti recovery accounts,

i cant wait to talk to more people on here and to post more,

sleep well, drink water and take care <3

[shady-lemur]

Stargirl ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*

The people have spoken.. They want ex-gf Ellie!!! I'll probably end up posting a farmer Ellie later too tho so everybody wins!!

Ex gf!Ellie finds you alone at the club with 4 too many drinks in your system.

Ellie x reader

This will be multiple parts sorry girlies

part 1, part 2, part 3

Content warnings - drinking, fighting, a little bit of manipulation, some angst.

(I promise the next part will be happier.. Or will it 😜)

You sniff as you try to make your way through the crowd of people. You just wanted to get outside so you could text your "friends" and ask them where they went. You feel the wet tears and your mascara running down your cheeks. "'cuse me hun" you hiccup as you try to cut through a trio of girls. One of the girls stops you to ask you if you need help or need to call someone to bring you home but you just say you're fine and brush her off. "No!! Nono, I've got someone to *hiccup* call and I need to find my friends." She nods and smiles at you before going back to her friends.

You finally reach the outside of the club and immediately slid down to sit on the sidewalk, pulling your phone out of your clutch.

"Shit! It's fucking dead." You sob, holding your head in your hands as you look around for someone who might be able to help. No one's around the front of the club, you could go find that nice girl and say 'yes I need help my friends fucking abandoned me.' But you feel like you'd die if you try to get up from your spot. So your only answer was to laugh at the situation you'd gotten into.

What seems like 5 hours later (20 minutes) you see another car slowing down at the sight of you sitting on the curb. You sigh, thinking it'd be another old fucking man asking if you need a ride home. No amount of alcohol would ever let you say yes.

To your surprise, you see Ellie Williams get out of the car instead. Just what you fucking needed.

"Y/n, oh my god. What the fuck are you doing out here? it's almost 4 in the fucking morning." You wipe a tear and laugh.

"Like you fuckin' care" you slur, trying to get up from your spot on the curb but failing. Ellie runs her hand through her hair and helps you up, "y/n of course I fucking care. Do you need a ride home?" You shake your head and push her off of you. "N-no. 'M just waiting for my *hiccup* friends."

Ellie bites her lip and furrows her eyebrows before shaking her head. "I don't think it's safe for you to be out here alone. You can call your friends and tell them you're going home." You look at her and start to cry again. "Why the fuck are you yelling at me!!" You whine, following her lead as she guides you to her passenger seat.

She sighs and sets you in the passenger seat before giving you the half full bottle of water in her cup holder. "Baby, I didn't mean to yell. I'm just worried about you, what if someone saw you on the road and decided to take advantage of you?"

You sob into her shoulder as she leans over you to buckle your seatbelt. She gently pats your back and toy sob harder. "No one has ever been as nice to me as you are els!!" You sob.

She smiles calmly and kisses your temple, "drink some water. Can you tell me where your new apartment is?"

You nod, "it's um-"

Ellie turns her head to look at you only to realize that you fell asleep mid sentence.

"Oh god, fuck me." She mumbles, turning around to make her way to her own apartment.

You wake up to the smell of bacon and pancakes, immediately feeling the pounding headache you had from blacking out last night. You open your eyes to find your- definitely not your room.

The walls were a medium gray and posters of marvel and dc comics were decorating them. "Where the fuck am i?" You whisper, slowly sitting up before it hits you.

"Oh my fucking god." You lift the comforter to make sure you aren't naked, you're in a oversized David Bowie shirt and some plaid pj pants. You groan and find your phone charging on the nightstand next to you. None of your friends even fucking texted and it's 11:32. You slam your head into the pillow before getting up and making your way out the door to find your ex.

Ellie stops flipping a pancake when she sees you and she gives you an awkward smile, "are you feeling okay? I can get you some water and medi-"

You calmly cut her off, "did you pick me up so you could try to get back in my pants?"

She puts her hands up and laughs, "maybe I just feel like being a decent fucking human being." You start to get some water, "you don't do anything without a motive. Ellie I know you, I know your fucking games."

She scoffs and laughs at you, running a hand through her hair. "so what? Was I seriously this bad of a person when you would beg me to-"

"YES!? You were, We were fucked up Ellie!! I've spent months trying to get my life back together and I can't have you walking into it again." You cut her off and try to hide how you cheeks def got a little bit red..

"So sitting on a curb sobbing and drunk because no one cares about you enough to stay is getting your life back together?" She was only inches from your face now, leaning down slightly so you could see straight into her eyes.

You stand there for a couple seconds, blankly looking at her before you start to laugh, "fuck this. And fuck you Ellie." You start to walk out of the door, grabbing a piece of bacon and your bag that was on the island as you walk. She scoffs, "I don't even get a thank you for saving your ass?"

You flip her off from behind, "I would've rathered death." You say with the bacon in your mouth before open and slamming her door shut behind you.

Who the fuck needed her anyway? You had lots of people who cared about you. Like your mom, Your um.. mom..?

Your grumbling to yourself as you order an Uber. "Howfuckingdareshebringuplastnightitwasashittythingtodoandiwasfuckingsad."

The Uber finally get here, you tell them your address and think about Ellie fucking Williams the whole way home.

Ellie is pacing back and forth in her apartment. Also mumbling to herself but less angrily. "Why the hell did I say that? That's the absolute dumbest thing I could've said in that moment."

The truth is that Ellie really wanted to make you breakfast, give you some headache treatment, eat with you, tell you how sorry she was for the toxic relationship you both had been through, finally get some real closure, and then drive you back to your place.

But it's just a reflex for her, when you start to get mad she starts to get defensive and mean. When she gets mad she can't control her own stupid fucking mouth. She hadn't even been able to tell you about the therapy she's started. She craved your approval and excitement about her milestones. She couldn't even bring herself to want to celebrate her own birthday when she woke up alone.

She wanted to tell you about her promotion, she wanted to tell you about how Dina convinced her to start playing guitar at a local bar on Friday nights. But mostly she wanted to tell you that she really was trying to be better, she needed you to give her a hug and tell her she was doing a good job. Ellie was a fucking mess without you.

Please dm me with any suggestions, writing tips, what you'd like to see in this series, or if you wanna be on the tag list for the next part. ily cuties ♡(*´ω｀*)/♡

[saika077]

Random HC:

The first years (+Ortho) playing DnD in Ramshackle Dorm

Yuu/MC is DMing of course

Player characters (I won't go too deep into their character details tho)

I feel like Ace'd be a Human Rogue, it kinda fits his personality imo. I personally don't see him as someone who uses brute force or blast magic, so Rogue it is. Specifically, I feel like he'd be an arcane trickster.

Deuce's character would be a Monk 100%. As for the race I can sorta see him being a Tiefling. Now you might be asking, "why a Monk and not a Barbarian?", While I do acknowledge his tendency to go apeshit at times, he actively tries to grow and change from his past habits. Perhaps his character could be an ex-barbarian who is training hard to be a Monk (multiclass)?

Jack's character'd be a Goliath Fighter, the only justification I have for this is that I feel like the competitive nature of a Goliath and their desire to push beyond new limits fits him like a glove, also the fighter class suits him just fine imo.

Given his background, I feel like Epel would be a Druid (they're basically magic farmers/gardeners). However, he'd give his character cantrips like Poison Spray, various spells but no healing spells (yea this party is pretty much fucked). You can fight me on this but post-character arc Epel would be a Halfling, he'd use his size as an advantage in combat.

As for Sebek, I can't see him being anything other than a Paladin. He'd most likely be an Aasimar... or maybe a half-elf? No? Too on the nose? Anyways, he'd give his character enchantment spells, and maybe some healing spells like Cure Wounds.

Ortho is the party's main support, with him being a tiny fairy bard (now you see why I had to bring Ortho in this otherwise the party won't even survive the winter). He's just a little lad who loves berries and cream :). He also provides bgm and sfx for the campaign.

I'm sorry but I have very little to no faith for this party. But I'm sure they'll somehow survive.

Together, the fate of the world somehow lies in the hands of these murder hobos.

Random shenanigans

Ace attempting to steal a treasure/sacred item from a monster's lair, only to miserably fail a stealth roll. Everyone had to haul ass out of there.

Deuce getting emotionally attached to an Npc with tragic backstories and/or noble goal, and then stubbornly tried to save that npc and getting upset at the DM for killing them.

something tragic happens and someone just says "this is so sad, Ortho play the acoustic rendition of Piece of My World"

Ace, to every barmaid bc he's broke: "hey (with rizz)" *rolls a Nat 1 Charisma*

With how hotheaded the NRC kids are it's only a matter of time until an npc taunted or look at them the wrong way and they'd be like "oh that's it, now you're gonna get it! I ROLL FOR INITIATIVE!" completely unprompted (like in the second half of the Halloween event bc I still find it insane how everyone immediately resorts to violence, even some of the more levelheaded students).

The one time Ortho and/or Sebek can't make it to a session, Jack gets knocked out by an enemy and the gang tried to heal him. Ace: "ok but can we try slapping him awake?" Deuce:"oh that's a good idea! Can we, Yuu/MC?" Yuu/MC:"...roll me a strength check" (they forgot that they have a healing potion)

The DM sitting there horrified while watching the party using the "power of friendship" on an NPC

I feel like half of them would brute force puzzles in a dungeon and it works like one out of three times or something.

"why do I hear boss music?"

Yuu, the DM, puts their hands together in front of them, a strange smile plastered on their face as they calmly said; "everyone, I want you to roll for initiative 🙂"

[crazytea5]

Yandere Tanjiro Inosuke and zenizu.

so I’m doing this because of the “What do you want me to post?” Post so I’m doing it like I said I would. Now let’s do it! Pls note that y/n uses she/they pronouns.

1 Yandere Tanjiro.

Now you met Tanjiro selling some pastries in your family’s bakery.

he noticed you and instantly became obsessed with you.

he started to stalk you until one day gaining the confidence to come and say hi. Little did you know that he had been stalking you.

he decided to buy some kelp rice balls.

He asked if you would like to see him later on but you declined due to your mother being extremely afraid of oni (demons) and apologised for not being able to but he said that it was fine.

he started to come EVERY SINGLE DAY but you didn’t mind because you believed him to be your best mate. He knows what you thought of him and believes you still think that.

You didn’t just work 3 hours a day at the bakery you also did wood chopping for 5 hours a day and then would give it to you Father to sell.

after work you would meet up with Tanjiro but that stopped when his family died.

Fun Fact: You were at the kamado household when it got attacked and you suffered serious injuries trying to protect them you also managed to save not just nezuko but also Tanjiro.

Tanjiro came straight home and didn’t stay at another house.

giyyu saved you and brought you all to the demon slayer HQ were you and Tanjiro trained under him as his successors.

Tanjiro kidnapped you on a rainy night in a alley.

He is EXTREMELY obsessive and delusional.

2 Inosuke

You and Inosuke met in the final selection.

in final selection you had seen Inosuke coughing up blood and being extremely injured so you helped him.

he felt different. He had never felt love before but after experiencing it he was safe to say it was a very real thing and not just for fairytales.

one day you and him have the same mission. You too have missions together a LOT. Due to Inosuke asking and due to him threatening to kill your Crow. Due to polite requests.

he kidnapped you when you to finished a mission. He then told everyone that you had died during said mission and said that the demon kidnapped you tortured you and ate you alive.

YOU HATE HIM! You love him he’s so kind! No we hate him… stop lying.

He keeps you in a box like Tanjiro’s when you have to leave tho thats pretty rare.

you live in a cave with him and if you do something wrong expect to almost be beaten to death.

He is extremely delusional and scary.

Zenitzu

Now Zenitzu only met you due to you being a local farmer. Only due to Tanjiro being busy as he would normally be the one to do food shopping when he seen you it was love at first sight. Totally not a obsession.

He was just crying and you had come to help him so he started to believe that you Loved him too.

So after asking Tanjiro Zenitzu was allowed to come with him to the farm to buy food.

Zenitzu after knowing you for a year kidnapped you while you were asleep and defenceless.

he is extremely delusional

You extremely hate him and try to do murder attempts to kill him but you always fail and he always says that it’s just a stage that people go through when their taken to a surprise home and that love will always fix it.

Ok I’m finally done because I am posting this at 06:51 in the morning and I have had 0 sleep so bye!

[fakeguysarehot]

Alastor x Reader idea!!

Al and (Name) knew each as kids. (Name) was homeless and an orphan when they were kids. they had to steal and fight just to survive, earning the name street rat. And the great depression didn't help at all. one day when Al was at the farmers market (stands/stores out side that farmers set up to sell) and stumbled upon (Name) in an alley way. He tries to help (Name) but they get freaked out and scratches him. the next day he comes back with clean clothes, some small first aid, and food. (maybe just one or two) (Name) this time doesn't attack him or freak out that much. they let him help them and the rest is still somewhat not thought of yet. but they become childhood best friends, always their for each others side maybe for murder to and for comfort.

when they die they get sent to hell as some sort of rat (either a hybrid like Al or like Husker). For some reason (either related to their death or other reason) Al wanted nothing to do with them. Now (Name) would be slightly weaker than Al and also an overlord (they haven't killed as many people, it was mostly just theft and some murder. maybe more) or their very weak. it would fit better though if they become homeless again.

They could be offered a job at the Happy Hotel (Before Al joined / before the pilot). It would be funny if they were the chef (like rent the rat) but other jobs are fine to. After Al joined the hotel he suddenly acknowledges (Name) and tries to either continue to ignore them for acted like he never ignored them. and reasonably (Name) is pissed off about it.

it could be a ship (Al is still ace tho) or it could be completely platonic. but do remember they are around the same age maybe a year or two difference.

some of (Name)'s traits could be pissy, easily aggravated, sarcastic, obsessed with shiny things and snappy. just some ideas but they can be changed.

if you do use this idea please tag me in it!! :3

[spongek-squidge]

SDV Age Headcannons (Marriage Candidates)

Have I done this before? Maybe 🤷

Bachelorettes

MARU

18-20 years old, a year or two out of highschool

Probably the youngest marriage candidate imo

i mean Sebastians her older brother and he's still one of the younger ones!

PENNY

19/20 years old

Very mature for her age but still young

I also think she’s saving to go to uni to become a fully qualified teacher (good luck that’ll take a while-)

LEAH

25-27 years old

Young for an older bachelor(ette), but still older then most the others

I mean she had a whole life before moving to the valley (tho she's not been in the Valley long before the farmer gets there)

Also definitely did fine art in uni, I'm calling it (before dropping out cause it didn't suit her)

ABIGAIL

21/22 years old

She’s too immature to be much older tbh but I do believe she’s been out of high school for a while

Probably dropped out actually, she doesn’t seem much the academic type

HALEY

20/21 years old

Once again too immature to be much older

I also headcanon there is a considerable age gap between the sisters hence why they don’t get along that well and don’t have much in common

EMILY

30/31

She gives off crazy-aunt-who-live-in-the-woods vibes, y’know?

To me she’s around a decade older than Haley as well, it explains the maturity gap between the two as it would mean Emily did a lot to help her parents with Haley

Bachelors

SEBASTIAN

23/24 years old

Definitely the oldest in his friend group, tho not by much

Probably a couple years into online uni as well

SAM

22 years old

The adhd puppy just barely passes the ‘legal drinking age’ mark (in America at least)

He gives off the vibes of someone who drank a lot of alcohol the second he legally could but has regretted it since

ELLIOTT

30-32 years old

At the age his years of leaning over a desk are truly starting to catch up with him anyway

That age might be older then this but anyone who spends most their life in gremlin pose knows that time comes very early for them

SHANE

29/30 years old

Was definitely rather young when Jas came into his care (hence the having to go live with Marnie) and hasn’t managed to recover since

HARVEY

29/30 years old or 34/35 years old I can’t decide

Old enough to be a couple years out of med school at least

Doctorates take a while

ALEX

20/21 years old

He got that fresh graduate feel about him

[glazedsnail]

FF For Free right here

I honestly thought I'd have this part done and then the last but I got WAY CARRIED AWAY

What's new, when you remember this was supposed to be a 1 part type of thing.

Misery Loved Company

ShanexOCFarmer (♀️) 18+

It's now 3rd person time and I hope it doesn't feel too awkward. Felt better to write tho. So. Idk. Enjoy.

Part 1 • Part 2 • Part 3 • Part 4 • Part 5 • Part 6 • Part 7 • Part 8

(8 parts lmfao)

My farmer and Shane are married by that point but it still feels like she's intruding. GO AWAY POPPY IT'S SHANE AND JAS TIME FFS

A late morning sun attempts to reach the earth through the clouds. In suspension, thick in the air, they dance in anticipation of the possibility of rain release, in anticipation of covering the ground with the relief of another fulfilling day for the roots, the trees, the worms.

Waking the forest in its track, the sound of a distant truck arises. 

The dry mud expels its scent, bursting, tired of waiting for the salvation of renewed rain water.

It’s silent in the valley, as fall settles in slowly.

‘Uncle Shane!’

The little girl runs towards the man jumping down in the mud from his stopped truck. His tired gaze smiles at the sight of the pigtailed child. He lifts her up in his arms.

‘How’s my little chicken?’

She giggles.

‘I’m not a chicken!’

‘Are you not Charlie?’

‘Uncle Shane!’

They laugh. He carries her inside the ranch.

On the other side, behind a closed door, he can hear chickens happily clucking. A fickle distraction.

Everything is as he left it this morning. The smell of hay tickles his nostrils, welcoming him through the kitchen. He releases Jas who thanks her with a sticky kiss on his unshaved cheek. He smiles, somewhat proudly, knowing that she only gets candy when she’s had good grades with Penny. She runs to her bedroom, leaving him alone in the messy empty room. The bin is overflowing with boxes of frozen dinners and frozen pizzas. A dark cloud slowly settles in, giving the already sad little room a gloomy air. He sighs, passing his hand through his stubble, now incapable of hiding the tiredness in his longing eyes.

The buzz of the old fridge joins his groans as he tries to stretch from the long drive, the long morning. The length of the past two days.

He turns to his only accompanying noise and bites his lip. He knows he shouldn’t, it’s not even noon yet. But he knows the momentary blur would help him. He knows signing his responsibilities away to the alcohol sitting in the fridge would bring everything back the way it was before, and gives him the reprieve he craves.

But it would mean throwing all the work away.

He knows he can limit himself, however he knows that’s not what he wants right now. He doesn’t want a sip or to loosen up. He wants to forget.

‘Fuck’s sake’ he says under his breath. He pats his pockets, grateful to find the pack of cigarettes he was looking for. 

‘Shane!’ Kitchen lights explode in his face.

He jumps, cigarette falls from his mouth.

‘You were NOT going to smoke in my kitchen.’

‘Lighter’s in the truck’ he only says to his defence. 

Marnie brings her hand to the bridge of her nose.

‘I swear sometimes I wonder what I’ll do with you.’ She drops her grocery bags on the kitchen table and sits down. ‘Where were you this morning?’

‘Had some errands to run.’

‘I talked to Harvey,’ she continues, ignoring him. ‘Well I joined the conversation he was having with Caroline. You know how they brought Fern to the clinic yesterday. What a shame.’

Shane started to unload the groceries.

‘You saw it yourself haven’t you? Thank Yoba you were there for Jas, she was a mess! I spoke to Jodi too, she says Vincent keeps telling people he saved the farmer. What a precious little thing.’

She stretches.

‘Harvey says she’s fine. She’s in Zuzu city just now apparently.’

‘Huhuh.’

‘You’re awfully quiet today. More so than usual. Are you ok?’

Shane scoffs, rubbing his red eyes.

‘Just tired, Marnie, I’m fine.’

‘You haven’t snuck in a drink?’

The can of baby corn headed to the cupboard slips from his hand and bounces off the floor.

‘Of course not!’ He answers, outraged, desperately wanting a drink.

‘Oh well, I trust you. Still can’t believe she made you drink.’

Shane slams the runaway can onto the table.

‘She didn’t make me drink, we already had this conversation.’

Marnie stands up, she clearly wasn’t done with it.

‘All I’m saying is, she had her motives for bringing alcohol to a date with you.’

‘I am not an alcoholic.’

‘Shane. Shane. It’s not a bad word, it’s not an insult’ She says in a soft voice, walking towards her nephew. ‘But the sooner you realise you don’t need it the better.’

‘I know I don’t need it, I’ve not been binge drinking in ages.’

‘And I’m proud of you for that. Jas is happy. Now if you could just stop completely. And not let the first cute set of eyes looking at you drag you back down.’ 

‘I am the only one responsible for my decisions, I dug myself to an early grave, not Fern.’

‘Drag me back down? You think a beer or two will take me back to that sorry mess of a man I was every day?’

‘Bad company will, Shane.’

‘There are things that you can’t possibly know, you can’t work on yourself with someone like her around.’

‘What the fuck are you talking about?’

‘I like Miss Fern.’ she manages to scream above the noise.

‘Language, Shane!’

Voices are rising, fighting, higher than the other, not realising they all sting the very young heart walking in the room, seeking acknowledgement, wanting the voices to die down so she can play in silence. Words are unfiltered. She’s way too unfazed by this scene for her age.

The two adults stop.

‘Jas, please, go back to your room.’ Says Marnie, extending her arm to the child. She runs to Shane whose expression instantly softens. He crouches down at her level.

‘I like her too.’ He says, silently choking on his words.

‘We all like her!’ Adds Marnie. ‘She’s been nothing but an excellent neighbour, she takes care of the animals we sold her. But you both need stability.’

‘Jas, do you wanna go for a walk?’

Shane stands back up. He wants to talk, clearly having something in mind. Something bothering him that he needs to clarify. But the words slip away before they materialise.

He’s tired, and powerless.

‘With you?’ She asks, expectantly. She squeals as he nods, and runs to her room to grab her shoes.

‘Don’t you dare bring her to the saloon.’

Shane plants himself on the table, both fists clenched, eyes locked into Marnie’s who slowly sits back down. 

‘I’m ready!’

‘Is that how you see me? A helpless drunk? Will I be nothing else but a screw up in your eyes? Do you think I don’t already know that? Everything I have ever touched just breaks right in front of me. I have been swimming, powerless, in this… dark sludge for ever. I had lost all hopes of ever being able to climb out of this hole I was digging myself in. The effort I was putting in was forever in vain, I wasn’t worth anyone’s lifting their single little finger. I’ve always felt like I wasn’t strong enough to swim back to the shore. I tried so many times, disappointing everyone at each failed attempt. All the times I’ve ever closed my eyes I prayed to who knows what that they would never reopen. 

I wanted to stop swimming. I wanted to shut the voices and the easiest way was to stop fighting back and let the abyss take me. Let grief take such a hold of me that it would just let me die here and there. Simple, right? Give up. Yield. Throw myself back down the hole I am desperately climbing up without a moment of respite. I didn’t.

That’s the strength you will never see. Never want to see. You’ve only ever seen my shortcomings, my failures, my hours passed out drunk on the floor. Has anyone ever stopped to wonder why? 

I hate myself, Marnie. I hate what I’ve put you through. I hate what I’ve put Jas through. I know, deep down, you’re only looking out for me, but you… No… I drove away the only person who actually stopped and listened.’

The gleeful voice of Jas cut the density of the air in the kitchen, like a breeze pushing the darkest cloud away. Shane wipes his eyes and grabs Jas’ small hand.

‘What do you say we go to the beach, little chicken?’

Shane takes a deep breath of the humid air. The ranch's distinct smells meet the beginning of autumn. A few leaves have started swirling down in the distance. He closes his hoodie up.

‘Do you have your coat, Jas?’ He looks down at the little girl who quickly zips up her raincoat, flashing him with a beautiful smile, missing a few teeth. A warm smile creases Shane’s cheeks. Who can miss the summer’s sun when accompanied by the everlasting smile of the fiercest person he knows. 

‘Let’s go’ he says, clasping Jas’ hand in his.

He’s tempted to stop by the truck to grab his lighter but swiftly decides against it. The toxicity of her home life is enough, too much, shouldn’t even exist, if it weren’t for him.

The grey skies free up the path to the beach. They don’t meet anyone, much to Shane’s relief. They cross the old stone bridge, and Jas leaves his hand to go look overboard. The water is slowly flowing underneath, progressively picking up speed as the sky darkens. 

Jas throws leaves and twigs she’d been collecting on the walk from the ranch. They gracefully twirl in the air and fall on the water, floating away in the distance. 

Shane leans on the mossy stones, looking at Jas getting rid of her short lived collection. He catches a faint glimpse of his reflection in the moving water. Tired eyes, falling on a crooked nose. Thin lips distorted into a pathetic scowl. He’s not shaved in two days and it drastically accentuates his already rough appearance. His eyebrows seem to be constantly furrowed in an expression of contempt, and it takes him some effort to release his forehead muscles.

No, he doesn’t look any better.

He groans, leaving the moss covered parapet, resuming his walk to the beach. With a giggle, Jas rapidly follows.

The salty air attacks them both the moment they leave the safety of the town trees bordering the path. Shane grabs Jas and equips her with her raincoat’s hood, tightening it around her round smiling cheeks. He looks into her joyous bright eyes.

‘You’re such a strong child, Jas.’ he tells her. ‘Never let anyone make you feel any less than that.’

She smiles and hugs her uncle. He struggles to let her go, but definitely cannot fight against the alluring power of the tide pools.

Shane glances at the other side of the beach, connecting directly to the forest, and sighs.

He does not want to remember.

But her laugh is suspended in the air, caught in the neighbouring branches slowly losing their leaves. 

He shakes his head. For a moment there the flying sand looked like two lovers lost in a passionate embrace. And he can’t fight back. The memories of that evening crowd his disturbed mind. 

How was all of it only two days ago?

Eyes half-closed, he sees her proud smile as she hands him a slice of her own homemade pizza. He remembers her trembling body recalling events better left in the past. The tenderness with which she cradled him in her arms, showing her strength against what would have made anyone else bitter at life. 

Her golden hazel eyes wet in the setting sun looking at him with genuine fondness. What he took for genuine fondness. What he thought. The feel of her hair in his hand. Her body in his arms. Her lips.

‘Uncle Shane! Look!’

A shiver takes him back to the present. He turns to Jas. She’s crouching next to a tide pool and waves furiously at her godfather for him to come and see her exciting find.

‘What’s that, kiddo?’

She points at the slowly flowing strands of what looks like thick purple hair.

‘An amemom, anom… Anemone!’ She manages to say despite her excitement. ‘Miss Penny showed one to us once at the library.’ 

Shane crouches in a groan, ignoring the creaking of his knees.

‘What’s it doing here?’

‘It lives here. Look, it’s stuck onto that rock. And if you touch it, it hides away, like a snail. But you shouldn’t touch!’

He smiles at her, pride swelling up in his chest, and finds himself praying for nothing bad to ever happen to her. Again.

[kittycatcrackhead]

shane x farmer headcanon

TW: Alcoholism, EDs and body dysmorphia, and mentions of being suicidal.

Here's some headcanon stuff before i get to the depressing shit

Leon is 5'5", and Shane is 5'6" (funnily enough, leon was made to be short because i wanted him to be slightly shorter than shane, and i've always headcanoned shane as 5'6")

Neither one can cook. Leon has literally burnt down his kitchen before.

Leon is 27, and Shane is 34

Leon is horrible with kids, but Shane is surprisingly good with them (it's cause he tries to be a good uncle to jas)

Leon doesn't understand a thing about gridball, but it's fine cause shane loves to ramble and explain it.

Shane is transmasc, and uses he/they pronouns.

Leon uses he/him pronouns.

Shane wears exclusively crocs, even at work. It drives leon insane (he despises crocs).

Leon and Shane are both slobs, and it drives Leon's bodyguard Phillip (who also lives with them) fucking nuts. (phil is a part of their relationship, but i want to focus on leon and shane's dynamic here. i'll eventually make a post about a phil x shane dynamic)

Leon is somehow still a certified accountant (even after getting fired from his last job for accused fraud. he was set up tho), and handles the finances for the farm, and deals with tax stuff. He often rambles about accountant stuff to Shane, who doesn't understand a lick of it.

Leon is allergic to cats, but they still keep a cat around the farm.

Leon's full name is Leonard Valentine Locke. DO NOT call him Leonard, he despises his full name.

^ This is leon :3

^ this is his sdv sprite i made :3 (pixel art is a pain in the ass in procreate btw T_T)

ok sad shit below this, read at your own risk.

So shane has always been a big influence on my oc, Leon (it was mostly subconscious, I didn't realize Leon was so similar to Shane until a couple of months ago)

They're both suicidally depressed and alcoholics, and both struggle with their sense of self-worth.

I believe that Shane drinks because he lost two close friends who meant a lot to him (Jas' parents), and didn't know how to deal with the grief. He'd already had a bit of an issue with alcohol before, but nothing like it would become.

Leon drinks because he had a shit childhood and a shit life. He hates himself, and struggles with major depression. He's on antidepressants, and meds for bipolar 2, which react poorly with the alcohol, worsening his symptoms, and making him heavily suicidal. He always had a problem with alcohol, but it became significantly worse when he shot and killed his father. While it was self-defense, his now boss, Zalu Merriweather, used it against him to get Leon to work for them. That sent Leon into a downward spiral, and he ended up nearly dying multiple times.

He ended up in Stardew Valley with his bodyguard, Phillip, because of some lore thing idk. what happens in stardew valley isn't canon to my story, so i haven't put too much though as to why Leon ends up there lmao

But Leon finds shane, and they are two drunk peas in a pod. They get along well, (perhaps too well), and are both worsening the other's alcoholism, since Shane now has a drinking buddy, and leon thinks shane's hot af, but leon prefers to be drunk when he sleeps with someone.

Then shane's six-heart event rolls around, and leon doesn't want to shane to end up like him. Shane decides he's going to get his shit together.

Leon doesn't get sober yet, tho. He's still drinking and struggling, but with Shane now being sober, he doesn't want to be a bad influence.

Eventually, shane and phil are able to help leon give up alcohol.

Leon gives it up entirely, but Shane is able to have a few beers every now and then.

Leon gains weight after quitting alcohol, and it really fucks with him. He had an ED when he was younger, and has bad body dysmorphia. Seeing his body become "ugly" by his standards almost makes Leon relapse, but he works through it.