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little preview of my pieces for @seahorse-collective! it’s a mpreg themed charity zine; go check it out!
#ft farmer and hand…#farm…hand… haha….. joke#mpreg#idk what else to tag this as LOL ill keep it simple
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Title: Tri-Love
Requested: @crazyabout-writing
Plot: "You could write something about Dr. House, where he is in love with a doctor who is a pediatrician but their relationship is complicated, she is young and beautiful, but then a new doctor arrives. Tall, with black hair and always wearing a black suite, he falls in love with her and house gets jealous."
Warning: Jealous House
"You have three minutes..." Y/N says while holding her phone to keep track of the timer. "Go!"
The boy on the exam table grabs the pen provided before furiously drawing his best farm scene. Y/N had found that the boy's parents had to step out of the exam room so she took it upon herself to entertain him.
There is a knock on the door as Dr. House comes in. She looks at him with curiosity. "Whatever it is, it can wait three minutes." She points to the kid on the table, now drawing a lopsided cat.
Gregory House raises a brow. "Does that cat have four legs or--"
Before House's joke can make it out she quickly grabs his wrist and tugs him out of the exam room.
"You were not just going to make a joke like that in a children's exam room. Forget the exam room, this is pediatrics. What are you doing up here?"
House makes a dramatic gasp. "Me? Make an inappropriate joke?"
"Haha," Y/N says unenthusiastically. "What is it?"
"Lunch," he says with a snippy undertone. "You're late. And here I am finding why."
She groans. Of course she's late. When is she not? Before she could apologize, House brings more attention to them with an outburst just as the parents walk in. The situation was made even more embarrassing when Y/N phone alarm goes off. "Oh my Gosh! She's late to lunch because she's been cheating on me!"
"House," she grumbles under her breath before smiling at the child's parents and opening the door for them. Ignoring House, she looks to the child on the table. "Is that what I think it is?"
She shoots House a glare as she shuts the exam room door in his face.
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It really wasn't long that Y/N had been done with the child before another one came along.
"So, what's this I hear about a new doctor on the floor?" "It's you, House. You're the new doctor on the floor and you're not even supposed to be up here," Y/N sighs as she drops the patient folder at the nursing station.
"No," he says while tapping his cane on the floor. "I mean the fancy one. Dr....Shickle?"
"It's Schell"
"Like the sea shell?"
She ignores him as she picks up another folder. "It's pretty busy up here, ya know? Why not bother Wilson? You know, the head of oncology that doesn't seem to actually have any work to do.”
A snort leaves House’s mouth but Y/N can finally see through him.
“There’s a new doctor on this floor,” he merely says.
As he speaks, said new doctor arrives. Dr. Schell is wearing a black suit under his white coat which he takes off and folds over his arm. He looks at Y/N with a smile. “Need company for lunch, Y/N?”
The new doctor’s voice is enough to make any woman’s knees weak. Smooth and deep. House knows this and his eyes shoot to Y/N before he steps in. “She has one. She thanks you though.” House tried to make himself look taller despite his cane. Y/N arches a brow. This should be interesting.
Dr. Schell smiles and House hates the dimple on his cheek. "Well, I'm sure she doesn't mind more company?" His eyes drop down to Y/N. "Our lunch is at the same time."
"Actually," House says while nearly knocking something off the counter with his cane which Y/N is sure was on purpose. "She does mind." With another half-hearted and surly purposeful swing, his cane hits the lollipop dish off the counter and causes Y/N to jump despite seeing it happen. Y/N bent down to pick up the candies when she felt a firm hand on her rear that caused heat to rise up the back of her neck. Dr. Schell noticed the blush on her cheeks and raised a brow when he saw what happened. "I'm sure that's not ok, Dr.?"
"House. Also known as this one's husband so no, she does not need your company."
Y/N mouth drops open in surprise at House's rebuttal and is even more surprised when House hooks her arm with his and leads her away.
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I dont know if your requests are open but yk yk... I'm here.. for alejandro 🥰 Can I have a little smut with the theme "save a horse ride a cowboy" or basically just the cowboy hat rule...
If you don't know what it is its basically if you take off the hat on a cowboy and out it on your head you have to ride..... a horse!! Haha... that horse being the person you took the hat from
Saving Horses ↠ Cowboy!Alejandro Vargas × Female!Reader
@shadofireshinobi because "Salva un caballo, monta un vaquero" (Save a horse, ride a cowboy)
Warnings: smut, riding, cowboy hat, one mention of rudy because he's also my baby, unprotected p in v
You could lie and say you didn't know how it happened, but you knew exactly how it happened.
You stole his hat as a joke after he took it off from the heat of the Las Almas sun to wipe his sweat off his forehead after cleaning his horse's hooves. When he noticed you running off with his hat, he chuckled and chased after you. "¿Por dónde vas, cariño?" (Where are you going, darling?) You laughed softly before continuing your run, heading towards the barn. When you got there, Alejandro caught up and shook his head as he closed the barndoor. "Give me my hat, cariño." You shook your head and giggled softly. "Why not?"
"Because I said no." Alejandro reached to grab it, but you moved it away from him and he sighed with a smirk. "That's what you want to do?" You shrugged. "Try to get it." You began running down the barn and Alejandro chuckled before chasing you. When you leaned against a wall, he stopped himself and rested his hands on either side of you while looking in your eyes. You smirked before placing the hat on your head. His eyes widened at your action before chuckling.
And that's how you ended up on his cock, grinding your hips against his as he bit his lip. He didn't understand why a few of the men he worked with on the farm said they hated when their partner did it. He and Rudy were the only ones to disagree and say they enjoyed it because as he sat on a bench in the barn, watching you get off with his cock, he was enjoying every second of it. "That's it, baby. Use me." You moaned at his words. "Fuck, Alejandro." He reached up and kissed you, resting his hands on your back. "¿Te gusta?" (You like that?)
You nodded before beginning to bounce. He threw his head back in pleasure and gripped your hips. "Such a good girl, you know that? Always so good for me." You rest your hands on his shoulders as you moaned loudly while still bouncing on him. "Oh god, Alejandro! You feel so good inside me!" He groans and thrusts up into you while letting one of his hands trail down to your clit and playing with it. You gasp out moan as your hands grip his shoulders tightly. "I'm gonna cum!" He nodded. "Go ahead, baby. Cum all over my cock like the good girl you are." You moaned loudly before cumming on his cock.
Alejandro came shortly after, riding out both of your highs and letting you both catch your breaths. "You alright?" He asked while rubbing your back. "Yeah, just the first time I've been fucked by a cowboy like you." He chuckled and pecked your lips softly. "And I'm your cowboy, mi amor." (my love.) He fixed the hat on your head with a soft smile. "Also, I think you should wear my hat more often. You look absolutely breathtaking in it." You snicker before nodding. "I'll keep that in mind."
#alejandro vargas#alejandro vargas x reader#alejandro vargas x you#alejandro vargas x y/n#cod x reader#call of duty#cod mw2#cod mwii#mw2#alejandro vargas cod#x reader#reader insert#smut#alejandro vargas smut#asks#ask
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The Issue with Eden Polycule
So I wanted to articulate my thoughts on a relationship that ive seen in fandom spaces and lots of fan art or fanfiction. I don’t have any opinions or problems with Adam/Eve/Lucifer/Lilith, but I feel like there are some implications and tropes that we should be more careful about when it comes to Eve/Lucifer/Lilith or even just Eve/Lucifer. Before getting into it though, just a disclaimer: this post is not about polycules in general. It’s not my cup of tea personally, but ship whatever you please! This post is just me rambling about my own thoughts. Feel free to have your own interpretations. ALSO! None of this justifies Adam’s behavior. He is responsible for his decisions, including his cruelty towards people, language, and his decision to essentially wage mass genocide each year. And this post isn’t to say that this relationship drama is the sole reason why he ended up doing exterminations.
1. I don’t really like portrayals that have Lucifer/Lilith (L/L) sleeping with Eve and having her cheat on Adam, especially when it takes place in Eden. I’m afraid Vivzie might have this narrative take place in HH, but doing so does a real disservice to Eve’s (and Lucifer’s if he acted alone) character by having her be willing to cheat, and also does a disservice to Adam by having him be cheated on for reasons that are probably not entirely his fault. Not to mention a lot of media where this happens often has the tone of just “haha let’s cuck Adam twice,” which comes off to me as petty and unfair. Not only is it not a funny joke, but it essentially reinforces and justifies Adam’s misogynistic tendencies later. Especially the ideas that women are promiscuous, always willing to cheat and be unfaithful. The narrative would do nothing to disprove this if BOTH of Adam’s wives did in fact cheat on him.
2. Another thing about Eden. Lilith was Adam’s first wife, literally created for the purpose of being his partner. This is also pre-Apple, meaning that Adam has no concept of right vs wrong. The way he acts, if he truly was controlling and mean and the story book wasn’t exaggerating (which I doubt), is entirely the programming of the angels and the way they tolerate or enable his behavior. Assuming we went with the theory that Adam never ate the apple, it’s the same situation with Eve if she left him and/or cheated with L/L. The way I see it, Lilith’s cheating on Adam is not justified, even if she disagreed with Adam on certain things.
3. I also want to note that cheating on one’s partner is not a justifiable punishment for Adam’s behavior. Whether pre or post apple (now assuming he did eat it), I see it as fighting fire with fire, and all it usually does is create even more hostility and problems than if the person just clearly broke off the relationship first. L/L/E runs the risk of inadvertently encouraging unfaithfulness in relationships and marriages as solutions to a problem, but this is rarely the case. As stated earlier, it only makes Adam justified in acting the way he does. And with that justification, is he really in the wrong for how he treats women? What reason does he have to change his behavior if he is right about them? I could probably accept both wives leaving him if the purpose is to justify Adam’s behavior and not just mock him, to show how morality is not just black and white and the villains sometimes have justifiable reasons for thinking the way they do. But it still seems very shallow on Lilith and Eve’s parts.
4. This part is just my opinion on L/L/E, but I don’t find the idea of Eve getting with the people who caused her to lose Eden very convincing. L/L are the reasons her and Adam were cast out of the garden and made to live for centuries laboring to survive, farming cursed ground and painfully delivering several children. Not to mention the bringing of sin and death into the world, losing Abel at the hands of his brother and Cain being cast away to wander the Earth. All the suffering she faced in life and the suffering of all of her descendants, all of humanity. Her sleeping with Lucifer makes no sense to me unless he seduced her (when she was more naive, maybe even pre-apple) intentionally, either for the purpose of hurting Adam or if he did just love her also, which makes him complicit in ruining someone’s marriage. None of this fits with Lucifer’s character, a malewife who adores his Tall Queen and comes off to me as being very loyal. The idea of open marriage is better, but Adam does not seem like the type of guy who likes to share anything, and his marriage is very clearly between Adam and Eve. That controlling personality indicated by the story book leads me to see him as likely having some jealousy and possessiveness (though not in extreme ways).
5. The only other option is Lucifer sleeping with Eve after her death and if she goes to hell, since we know Adam and Eve lived a thousand years married together on Earth, starting humanity. But I don’t see any reason for this. We need much much more information about Adam and Eve’s relationship and all four of their relationships’ to each other in general first before we can talk more about this. But until then, I don’t see any reason to break up Adam and Eve unless there’s some importance to it in the narrative. For me, I see Adam’s womanizing in heaven as a sign that Eve is probably not in heaven. And thinking that he’ll never see her again because “Hell is forever,” he eventually becomes bitter and jaded over thousands of years and decides that his relationship with Eve must be over then. Possibly the same case with Eve in hell, somehow leading up to sleeping with Lucifer. But considering she’s no where to be found with L/L and Lucifer only references her once, there seems to be zero indication of anything between them.
6. To briefly touch on the idea that once in heaven, Eve eventually left Adam because of his horrible personality and womanizing. This is still possible, but it seems like WAY too big of a personality shift to go from married and raising a family for a thousand years to suddenly being a massive asshole and a philanderer. Something must have happened that magnified all the worst aspects of his personality. There’s no way he is the same today as he was in Eden or on Earth. If he is, that’s just shitty lazy writing on Vivzie’s part and Adam is nothing but a one dimensional villain with no depth at all. Massive waste of a character with huge potential.
Tl;dr This post is already too long so I’ll just summarize everything. Although I agree that Adam is definitely an arrogant and annoying villain, Lilith and Eve cheating on adam is unjustified imo, there is no reason for Eve to cheat on Adam or leave him at all from what we can tell now, and her having any relationship with Lucifer also makes no sense considering what his choices turned her life into. But let me know your thoughts on all this, if there’s some point you want to make or a disagreement on something else!
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Damian and Lois bonding idea:
So this is in the future when Damian and Jon are an established couple (living together but I like to think they’re married and on a farm so Damian can have space for all his pets) and Dami, in a decision for his own mental health, had been making a gradual move towards retiring from hero work and has finally moved on to a full civilian life (as an artist? a  veterinarian? full time charity work? your choice) but Jon is still supermaning as Dami wouldn’t ask him to make that choice to stop with him. However that doesn’t make it easy to sit by and watch the one he loves get hurt, physically and mentally, time and time again. So to learn how to cope with the pain of watching Jon do what he does without being involved in it with him, he calls up Lois. Asks her how she can stand to watch her husband and son (because of course the rest of Damian’s family is still part The Life as well, which just adds to the struggle) repeatedly get hurt and not jump in to fight with them. And she gives him advice on how she fills her time and copes with the anxiety of waiting to hear if your loved ones are ok. She tells him whenever he’s struggling and alone, waiting to hear from Jon or his family to know that they’re back safe from a mission or patrol, to give her a call. Any time of day she’ll answer and talk with him so he’s not alone (because she knows what it’s like being in the position and not having anyone to talk to about it). They’ll talk about anything and nothing just to occupy their minds when it gets too much because sometimes being the pillar of support for a hero can be exhausting too. Share in new hobbies they’ll pick up in their spare time and talking about how dumb whatever politician Lois had to write about is. Anyway because of this they grow really close and next joint family party, the family are all wondering why the two are so attached and making inside jokes with each other because when did that happen? Jon/Clark will come home earlier than expected after missions and find Lois/Damian cooking together or something just laughing and talking.
Just some good mother-in-law/son-in-law bonding
that's so sweet! and I love it haha. and god, just imagine, Lois is there for Damian for YEARS and walks him through this stress and turmoil and Damian is so grateful.
And one night, Lois calls him instead of the other way around. She's in tears and nervous and explains what came over the newswire didn't sound good and for once she's SCARED. And Damian's practically waited for this moment his whole life, packs a bag and heads to the farm immediately.
The worst is avoided and Clark and Jon come home to find Damian and Lois asleep on the couch, sodas and wines and tissues and movie cases and the like across the table in front of them, Lois asleep on Damian's shoulder while holding his hand. Damian's only half awake himself and smiles to the returning supers and says 'Welcome home.'
both Clark and Jon are instantly in tears, moving towards their respective spouse.
#jondami#clarklois#god lois and damian are just so good together as besties#gimme that dc1!!#asks#anon#also shippy headcanons#also superfam headcanons#damian wayne#lois lane
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Bro not to be gay or anything but what if we like actually for real no joke ran away to a farm with a cottage and like,, bro, we could totally keep chickens and we would be alone together for the rest of our lives like, platonically ofc but just IMAGINE bro like what if I actually made you do all the work bro, but like, what if afterwards I kissed you and held you and stroked your hair and wrote you poetry and like wait NO WAY BRO, what if we,,, like,,,….. kissed,, with tongue,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, platonically because your my bro hahaha, I love you so much dude like I would literally no joke dream about you and maybe, like, at night when we were sleeping together you would wake up and hear me mumbling your name in my sleep bro, like dude would you bundle me up in blankets and kiss the bridge of my nose or are you a pussy bro haha cmon bro I know you want to hold my hand platonically while gazing into my azure eyes bro haha that would be WILD
#arthur pendragon moment#cottagecore#gay#merthur#arthur x merlin#merlin x arthur#i love you bro#bbc merlin#bbcm
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For the send me a fic, can I have "stay all night" pleeeease?
Oh lord, the fic you inspired! Congratulations and thank you for that, @reallylilyreally haha.
My favorite scene
Right after the awful snow/Bastogne-adjacent scene, wherein Nix accidentally kisses both Dick and Tab and then nearly wrecks his car when he realizes what he's done, racing home to call his secretary and tell her that he won't be in because they're all sick - and she's already rescheduled all of his meetings.
My favorite chapter (if it's a multichapter)
Chapter 8: Dick scaring Stanhope, and everything related to planning the wedding, especially because everyone in Easy is so fucking baffled about it. And there's the Easy reunion / real wedding.
Hardest scene to write
This one - it kickstarts so much insanity.
So: while she travels, she’s been bringing along reading material - journals and articles about fertility and birth control, both of which are progressing in the most marvelous way these last few years. In the most unlikely of fashions, it appears that her Stanford education is serving her well. It turns out there are options she’d never thought of, although some of them are … undignified.
“Undignified!?” her brother yelps when she lays it out to the boys that evening. “It’s a farce!”
Dick and Tab exchange a significant look. Neither of them are rejecting it out of hand, which is encouraging. It’s something that had never even occurred to Dick, she can tell; there’s surprise and a little bit of discomfort at the frankness of the topic, but he’s not disgusted, and he’s certainly not panicking like Lewis.
“It works in animals,” Tab points out reasonably. “With quite a bit of success, and even less dignity.” Of course Bunny would know; agriculture engineering was a lot of math and science, but he’d also spent time at working farms, which has paid off in the immediate success of Ferme Parachute, as she’s now termed it. Blanche doesn’t actually know what their business is, and she’s not sure she cares. It has something to do with… food for cows?
“My sister is not a cow! ” Lewis cries. She rolls her eyes and bites back the urge to look him straight in the eyes and moo. It’s a tough sacrifice, but that’s what good sisters are for.
Favorite character to write in the fic
Blanche! The struggles of being a wealthy heiress sound laughable, but just like Nix, there were so many impossible expectations thrown at her.
Favorite dynamic to write in the fic
Friendly: Blanche & Nix - siblings with a whole lot in common, and similar chips on their shoulders Unfriendly: Stanhope & Tab - very very mildly touched upon. I love that Tab is everything Stanhope despises, and steals his daughter and son from him, more or less.
Why I chose that title
Most folks know Stay All Night, Stay a Little Longer as a song by Willie Nelson, but it was originally recorded in 1945 (released in 1946) by Bob Wills and his Texas Playboys. It's a swingy tune, and the chorus is so good for Blanche and Tab especially: Stay all night, stay a little longer Dance all night, dance a little longer Pull off your coat throw it in the corner Don't see why you don't stay a little longer
A fun fact about the fic
The fic was literally born because I had just started to talk to @reallylilyreally and we were joking about how weird it would be for Blanche to meet Tab, which is when I came up with the opening scene, and the whole fic kind of spiraled into what it is now. Will say I did NOT expect it to go the direction it did at first, and then I was just like, shrug, guess we're doing this!
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Lessons 2/2 (Carl Grimes x Reader)
Carl has been avoiding you since that fateful night. So you decide to take things into your own hands and confront him.
WARNING: Penetration, tit-sucking, a lil angst?
Since everyone's been requesting a part 2, i made one. it might not be as good as the first one but i got inspired and motivated to write sooooo… i hope yall like it anyway
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Ever since Carl visited you late at night for some "advice", he hasn't been talking to you or going near you at all. Every time he saw you, he'd walk the other way. Straight up avoiding you. You thought maybe he needed some time to come to terms with what happened but you were starting to miss him. Maybe a week is enough for him to start talking to you again. But then a week became two weeks and you were getting sick of him ignoring you.
Why was he ignoring you? Because every time he thought of that night, his head would ache from the sheer embarrassment. He couldn't look at you the same. So his way to cope with that was to pretend you didn't exist.
You decided to take things into your own hands and talk to him. Carl was crouched down, picking at some carrots with a hoe. You walked up slowly behind him and tapped his shoulder. He nearly threw the hoe at you as he flinched. Most likely he thought you were a walker. When he saw how close you were, he immediately started blushing and getting anxious.
"Hi, Carl! Do you need hel-" you were about to offer but he quickly got up and started fumbling his words.
"I-I need to go! My.. My dad needs me…" he put the hoe down and started speed-walking to his house. Where he stayed for the majority of the day. You were baffled. You don't know what you were expecting. A hug? An apology? A joke? But instead, he did as he always does. Ran away from you. You picked up the rusty hoe that he nervously dropped and put it back in the farming shed. He left so quickly, he didn't even put it away. And the carrots weren't even picked.
Your heart sank to your stomach at his reaction as it played through your head. Sitting on your patio, you thought about how you'd confront him again. Abrupting the peace in his house sounded like a good idea. Just walking up in there and forcing him to talk to you. And as much as you hated the image, you were curious about how he did with Enid. And if what you taught him stuck.
Knocking against the wood of Rick's home, you stood. Nervously twiddling with your thumbs as Carl did when he was visiting yours. You tried to stand up confidently as the door slowly creaked open. "Hey Y/N, what do you need?" he stood tall against the door frame.
"Umm, Is Carl awake?"
"Yeah, he's been in his room for a while. What do you need with Carl?" he wondered as he gestured for you to come in. As you walked in, you focused your eyes on the stairs that led to Carl's room. Rick closed the door behind you.
"I need to talk to him about umm… farming?"
"Farming?" He rose an eyebrow.
"Yeah… I just wanna yell at him for not putting the tools away. Haha…" You forced a smile.
"Ohhh. Yeahhhhh sure…" he squinted his eyes. "You can go up to his room," he opened the door and walked out. "I'm going out for watch duty. Make sure Carl cleans those guns."
"Yeah of course, bye Rick," you closed the door behind him as you said your goodbyes. You took off your boots and started taking small steps up the stairs. Upstairs, you saw two doors. You put your ear against one of the doors and heard the small snores. Feminine snores. So you assumed it was Michonne. Using the tool of elimination, you slowly turned the steel doorknob. You opened the door slightly and saw a human-shaped lump under the blankets of the bed.
"Carl…?" the moment you spoke, the covers flinched. Carl was wide awake. "I'm coming in," Carl hid his red face under the covers. Exploring the sights of Carl's room, you made your way to the edge of the bed. The bed sank as you put your weight on it. Your socks gliding against the carpet. "Carl… do you… hate me now?" you felt your eyes start to water as you thought about Carl only looking at you with hatred in his eyes. "I'm sorry, Carl…" you apologised, raising your sleeve against your eyelids. The fabric became darker while it soaked your tears. "I'm sorry… so please don't hate me."
The bed shuffled while Carl sat up, looking at the back of your hair. "I… could never hate you," his words made your heartbeat. "Are you sure?" Carl's eyes widened. You turned your head to face him. He stared at your weeping face and turned pink. He nodded. "Are you… starting to dislike me then?" he wondered as to why you would ask him such a question.
"Why would I ever hate you?" you put your hand against the soft firm mattress. Carl averted his eyes to face the window placed next to his bed.
"…Because of what happened… that night," once he started talking, he felt that he could tell you everything. Like he did before. "Ever since… we did that," he gripped his covers. "I can't stop looking at you… and picturing you on top of me… doing things to me," you knew exactly what he was implying. "And it just.. feels so wrong," biting his lip.
He didn't realize how you were crawling closer to him while he looking out the window and into the farm where he excused himself to get away from you. "What's so wrong…" you were now inches from his face, your breath tickling his lips. "About that?" your lips touched as you intertwined your fingers with his. Carl instinctively put his hands on your shoulders as you climbed your way to sit on his lap, lips never losing contact. The softness and mint taste of his tongue soothed yours when you slipped it beyond his lips. Getting lost in the kiss, he placed his hands on his waist. You smirked against his lips, feeling his dick grow beneath you. He was kissing you the exact way you taught him which turned you on even more that you started to slowly grind your hips against his.
You let go of his lips, not being able to control your whimpers anymore. "You're a fast learner, aren't you Carl?" you kissed his cheek before trailing your lips to his neck.
"I had a good teacher," you hovered above him moderately, tugging his sweats down as well as yours. "Lift your arms for me," he rose the ends of your shirt. You did as he asked and he brought the shirt over your head and threw it at the floor. He pushed you closer to him, his hands exploring the strap of your bra and flawlessly unhooked your bra. The familiar sight of your breasts comforted him. You continued grinding while he felt the dampness of your panties.
"I missed you so much," he whispered into your ear, nibbling on your earlobe. It sent electricity through your body. You both exchanged moans into each other's ears, the tickle of each other's breath made you both giggle. Carl messaged your boobs, placing kisses over your cleavage.
You ran your fingers through his hair, bringing him close to your chest. He brought his tongue slowly from your cleavage to your nipple. His spit made your nipples stand up inside your mouth while he left small nibbles. "Hah… Carl, I wonder where you learned all that," you joked playfully as he chuckled with your stud in his mouth. You knelt up as he continued so you could remove your panties. "I want you to put it in… I want to touch you more," your fingers brushed against his boxers and pushed them down so his cock was out.
"I won't… cum inside you this time," he assured. He grabbed the base of his cock and straightened it against your clit, pushing it down til it poked your hole.
"Go ahead if you want… mm- want to," you whimpered when he pushed his cock in you. You sat your ass down on his hips.
You put a small finger against his lips when he let out a loud groan. "Sssh… Michonne is asleep, we don't wanna wake her up," your only option to make him quiet was to occupy his lips with yours so you did so. The feeling of his warm hard cock in your walls was something you yearned for.
"Every time you think of me like that…" you huffed. "Just come get me," you whimpered. Carl smirked.
"That's gonna be like every day," he chuckled, his dick hitting your cervix which caused a yelp to slip out your mouth. He put his palm over your mouth. "You're the one who has to be quiet," he cooed watching your eyebrows furrowed and your mouth gape open, letting out breaths. He licked the tears that were starting to stream out your face when he fastened his pace.
His cock was so warm inside you that you couldn't help but bounce on his pelvis. "Carl… I'm so close," you wrapped your arms around his neck, your boobs rubbing against his chest. "Let's do it together, okay?" you smiled, kissing his cheek.
He couldn't let out any words, fastening then slowing his pace when he feels his mind start to turn. "Hah… you feel so good," you arched your back with your chest out and head back. Carl slithered his arms against your back and pushed you close to him and he let out his final thrusts, shoving his way through his high.
Your head felt dizzy while you rode out your orgasm. Limbs feeling weak and hair messy, you rested yourself on top of Carl. Letting your body heat comfort one another.
"I want to embrace you like this forever," Carl breathed as he laid back down, rubbing your back. Your chest rose and sank, catching your breath and turning to sleep at his side. Placing your hand on the back of his head, you pulled him close so his head was resting on your breasts.
"Then I'll keep you this close for as long as you want," you kissed the top of his head as you both doze off. Forgetting to unlock the door in case someone decided to enter the room.
#carl grimes#carl grimes x reader#lessons part 2#lessons part 2 carl grimes x reader#smut#fanfiction#the walking dead#rick grimes#gh0stw1f3#lessons carl grimes x reader smut#carl grimes x reader smut#carl grimes smut#subby carl grimes#fanfic#part 2
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Hi Mr devil!! Wanted to say I am OBSESSED with your work, I've been here since the supernatural harem started and every post you make, whether with new characters or old ones, makes me go FERAL.
I wanted to know if I could request either the Cafe characters (I.e Clyde, Junie, saber) or the Milk farm characters with a reader who's obviously not well but completely refuses help? I'm so interested as to who would be the most stressed and who would just force them to take a BREAK
Could I be 🫧 anon by any chance? If it's not taken/availabe-
(Junie isn't apart of the cafe crew, but whether you meant a different person or not I'll add them for ya ♡. Haven't talked about these dorks in a bit. Unfortunately, that anon is taken though)
Clyde
Please. Don't overwork yourself. It's bad for your health and his. He knows first hand what that's like and once it almost killed him. Will bring out the tears if he must to get you to stay home. Will hangle his bosses for the rest of the week off to take care of you.
Honey
Haha... no- Tries to pull the sweet card and gently push you into staying home, but will duct tape you to the bed if they have to. This is a joke as they'll use their body instead, sickness be damned.
Shanna
She knows she can't force you, but she was basically a mom figure for her brothers so she knows a few tricks about stubborn folks. If you somehow resist she'll take every order you get and make you take breaks frequently.
Saber
Yeahhhh hell no. Will rent you the entire day no matter the cost and whoever you already had scheduled. Pampers you, and makes you take medication as prescribed on the boxes he has his lackeys retrieve. May use it as an opportunity to use you as a body pillow but hush
Belle
Not gonna work out here. Will throw you over her shoulder and tell the boss to put it on her tab as she carries you back to her truck and home. Makes you a nice soup and tells you to just hush up and rest
Trick
As another person whose dealt with their share of defiant people, Trick has a backbone and will have none of it. Swaddles you with their wings if they have to and makes sure you stay put until you are well. They're an even better cook than Belle so you'll be well covered in that department.
Wisteria
You have no grounds to negotiate. Like others she'll wrap you in her vines and provide expertise care. At least with her, you'll be healed the fastest as ingesting certain flowers of hers can heal mortals. Only downside is she might like taking care of you too much
Prince
What are you talking about- he's always worked here! Steals one of your coworker's uniforms to go uncover as he claims to take all of the heavy duty work off you. If your gets too bad he'll make a scene and drag you home if he must
Doc
As a med student they'll try to diagnose you on the spot, but they also always have cold medicine on hand in case of this exact scenario. They... might've given you the wrong pills as you may feel drowsy after, but at least they can take you home with no fuss.
Scout
"But I-" "No." "Really I-" No." Shuts that down immediately. He lost both grandmothers to illness when they had some good years left and he's not risking anything with you. Loads you into his truck without a word except to turn down your rebuttals
Bonus- Junie
The one who panics the most. Has never taken care of another person, but obviously isn't going to let you hurt yourself. Straps you to their bed as they search your symptoms online trying not to have a heart attack. They'll really trying their best and honestly they don't do terribly. Eventually passed out on you and probably gets it sick themselves
#Cafe tag#Junie my oc#yandere#yandere imagines#yandere scenarios#yandere x you#yandere headcanons#male yandere#yandere insert#yandere blurb#yandere x reader#yandere oc#female yandere#yandere hybrid
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how (some) DoL characters play Minecraft
Robin
Mainly sticks with the easy difficulty
Likes building things in survival mode instead of creative for the extra challenge
Has keep inventory on + mob griefing off
Plays multiplayer a lot (sometimes with local orphans, sometimes online), and can get quite competitive during minigames
Parkour is the bane of their existence
Has like 46 dogs in their main survival world
Scared of Herobrine (they know he's fake, but...)
Has thought about streaming their gameplay, but they need some encouragement from you in order for them to go through with it
The peaceful music from the game paired with Robin's commentary is calming, you might take a nap...
Whitney
Griefs your base with TNT and lava buckets, initially
Starts getting more creative with ways to fuck with your shit, you'd be impressed if you weren't so pissed
Got a friend of theirs to help them use cheats, but brags about it + takes the credit for themself
Has been banned from a handful of online servers, takes pride in the ever growing list
Builds,,, questionable sculptures
"lmao get good bro"
Basically a big troll lmfao
Throws their controller/hits their keyboard when raging (they strike me more as a console type of person, though)
Has a dog/cat/horse they name the same thing every single time (perhaps in remembrance of an old pet or stray)
Mickey
Almost exclusively* plays modded singleplayer
* Maybe they used to play with Robin or other orphans (before life got so much more complicated, anyway,,)
Has made their own mods + add-ons but hasn't posted any online
Fond of mods that add RPG + fantasy elements to the game (especially DRAGONS!)
Pretty good with redstone, they like making weird contraptions
Has a complicated + organized base
Sets up traps, hidden compartments + other secrets in their base even though they're the only one who'll see it
Tries to get all the achievements (vanilla + any that mods add) + collects and frames special items
Has a lot of commands memorized + knows how to use command blocks
Sydney
You introduce them to the game and they like it a lot!
It's funny watching them learn more about the game and what to do/what not to do
Punched a bee once and fell off a cliff trying to run from it
Dies a lot tbh, and you see death messages you've never seen before because of that lol
Corrupt!Sydney makes their character twerk (crouch, un-crouch, repeat), laughs at it every time
Surprisingly good at building, recreates locations from their favorite books
Only really plays it when you guys play together, though
If you're gaming together at their house, Sirris pops in to check in on you guys at some point and pauses to smile at the heartwarming sight (as embarrassing as it may be for Sydney)
Kylar
"What if I put my Minecraft bed next to yours? haha jk... unless?"
Has the most OVERKILL gaming PC setup you've seen (way too many screens, everything has lights, etc etc. looks pretty dope tbh)
Likes designing Minecraft skins! (there's like 10 separate skins of you in different outfits)
Plays heavily modded Minecraft, but will play vanilla or lighter mod packs with you
Definitely tried that one Girlfriend mod at some point
Has attempted a few speedruns (in the Top 10s for some of them!)
Gets SO excited when you tell them that you like Minecraft too (but it's not like they didn't know that already)
Alex
Doesn't have much time to play with their current workload
When they do, the most they do is play it as a farming sim (???) (you get them to explore more options to do in the game)
Becomes a BIG fan of parkour!
Downloads parkour + adventure maps so they can play it offline (farm WiFi can be unreliable)
Learns some basic redstone, mainly to improve their (in-game) farms
Automatic farms + mob grinders, though they still like the experience of doing it themself
Builds a Minecraft version of their real farm, excitedly shows it to you
Names some in-game farm animals after their siblings as a joke
Gwylan
Only plays offline because they live in The Forest ™️
Loves potion brewing! (they don't have an internet guide so they experiment with different combos all by themself, gets quite good at it)
Hoarder. Has so many items scattered across their chests, they forget what they do and don't have
Aesthetic matters to them a lot when choosing where to put their base + building it
Went to the End + defeated the dragon just to get the blocks there + the egg for decoration
1.17 (first part of the Caves And Cliffs update) is their favorite yet, all the new blocks and cave biomes make them go aaaaaaaaa
Felt so bad when they had to kill animals for food in the beginning, has a good farm system now though
Definitely keeps mobs you can't tame as pets
#degrees of lewdity#dol#robin the orphan#whitney the bully#mickey the hacker#sydney the faithful#sydney the fallen#kylar the loner#alex the farmhand#gwylan the shopkeeper#thoughts-n-hcs
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okay, i'm going to spam today. mmm damian, jon (as he is in OUR minds), aaaaaaaand. lois.
hell YEAH lets go!! damian first:
Headcanon A: realistic
he goes to veterinary school. something something not either of his parent's legacies but something of his own that still feels like it's honoring them in its own way (medicine-adjacent. hands to help heal rather than harm. you get it)
Headcanon B: while it may not be realistic it is hilarious
he pretends not to know english that well in order to make jon explain the "deez nuts" joke he just made. jon is mad about it because he KNOWS damian knows english perfectly well enough to get deez nutted, but damian refuses to drop the pretense until jon glares at him and explains the joke. damian thinks he's hilarious. and he is.
Headcanon C: heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends
man this isn't even hc really but do you ever think about the way he is just a little guy who never wants to hurt anyone or anything but he was born into a cycle of violence he never asked for. before he was ever old enough to understand it, there was blood on his hands. it's a guilt he'll always carry. i think he and cass should bond over this btw
Headcanon D: unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own.
i dont know what the fuck canon is doing over there at this point but its important to me that he and talia love each other. there can be complexity and nuance to it but he loves his mom. dc shut up and listen okay they love each other!!!!
and now jon (as he SHOULD be):
Headcanon A: realistic
he grows up with two central struggles: a) the classic mixed kid agonies, and b) the fact that he lives with immense pressure between both of his parents legacies that he can't escape. as a hero, he's superman's son. as a civilian, he's lois lane's son. everyone compares him to his parents, and so does he.
Headcanon B: while it may not be realistic it is hilarious
his puppy eyes are so strong he's literally charmed the shirt off kon's back before. ("hey, kon, i'm packing for that camping trip with my friends this weekend, can i borrow your red--oh... you're wearing it. okay... never mind... 🥺👉👈 unless? 🥺🥺🥺") (kon, actively pulling off his shirt: "YOU ARE A HORRIBLE LITTLE MANIPULATIVE GREMLIN AND I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT.")
Headcanon C: heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends
well now im just thinking of that time you were like haha what if i write a fic where lex luthor kills jon in front of kon. i don't think i can top that. you motherfucker.
Headcanon D: unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own.
no age-up bullshit. instead he exists in our beautiful postcrisis mishmash sandbox. he's like 4 when kon hatches (unless he isn't because timelines? what are those <3) and he is simply kon's beautiful little baby brother who has him wrapped around his little finger from day one.
AND NOW LOIS!!!
Headcanon A: realistic
she's the breadwinner for the family. clark works from home/is a stay-at-home dad while jon is little. they have to figure it out a bit whenever superman is needed, but they make it work.
Headcanon B: while it may not be realistic it is hilarious
the first time she visited the kent farm, she stepped in a cow patty and clark laughed his ass off at her, so lois took off the shit-covered shoe and threw it at him.
Headcanon C: heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends
having to take care of baby jon during the month clark was dead/"dead" while watching everything go down in reign of the supermen is probably what she would say is the hardest thing she's ever had to do.
Headcanon D: unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own.
i need her to take tim under her wing for a little while. she sees in him a kindred spirit: a do-gooder, incredibly nosy little fuck. she can enable all of his snooping and sneaky tendencies. she'll ruffle his hair and generally regard him like a weird kitten kon found in the gutter one day and brought home. they go on at least one (mis)adventure.
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1, 2, 5, 14 for willow and addie!
kcr i owe u my life.... | prompts can be found here!
1) Does your OC have a voice claim, if so who?
Willow does not have a voice claim per se, but I also feel like I know exactly what she's supposed to sound like, if that makes sense. Ok, so describe it then? No. <3
I've put so much thought into Addison's voice claim though, and I think her voice was most similar to Lou Henry's. Both in speaking and singing. Except, y'know, for the bit where Lou Henry is British and Addison feels like upstate New York to me. But, once again. It's a big was. Her voice sounds nothing like this anymore. It's barely even considered a voice - Addie doesn't consider it a voice. Voice claim for that? I don't think I want to find one.
2) Who's your OCs best friend? How did they become best friends?
For Willow, there's like two ways to answer this. There's the Amsterdam by Night canon, and there's Mitra. In Amsterdam canon, she was a student in the city, but she failed to find her footing because Amsterdam's scary if you're an international student who came from a farm in South Dakota. She wasn't doing great, until two fellow students, Manon and Anne, took Willow under their wings and allowed her to fly. Out of those two, Manon is probably her best friend, but Willow's not going to admit to that. Even if she kind of has to, with Manon being a ghoul of hers and all. Oops. As for Mitra- Mitra is a rad Ravnos, and Mitra's player and I just decided our characters would be great friends. There's not much story there. They write each other letters with updates on their life, and they're just absolute besties. He addresses her as intrusive thot, and they connect over their mutual love for V*ntrue men, probably.
Addison doesn't have many friends. Not in the kine world, and probably even less in Kindred society. Hailey is the closest thing to a best friend, and a partner. But that's on thin ice. Heck, she barely knows her coterie at this point, and if you ask her personally who her best friend is, she might have to resort to mentioning Sly, her Sire. It's par for the course as a Nosferatu, they're cursed with loneliness, after all. Maybe she'll grow closer to her coterie, maybe not. But she's trying her best to. Stay afloat.
5) Do you ship your OC with a Canon character? If so who?
(art by @luoniiel)
Sasha was an STPC so I consider him pretty much a canon character. At least within Amsterdam by Night. He was also the Hound in Amsterdam's Camarilla. And now he's Willow's emotional support Ventrue. Their now established relationship started with a joke where I sent the co-ST a DM saying "haha what if enemies to lovers" and his response was "Shit idea. Let's do it!" They kissed at the end of the chronicle and with our upcoming chronicle being set about two years in the future from the events, they live together and manage the Succubus Club together in the owner's absence.
For Addison, no. She has her girlfriend? and the girlfriend? was designed by me also. Although she's had a thing with one of the Barons of New York, there's no chance of shipping them. Except maybe shipping Addie to the Baron's door to start a fuckin' fire. But who knows what the future might hold, because Addie's relationship? is most definitely at some point going to go down in flames.
14) Who's a character your OC cannot stand! It's on sight when they see them!
Willow has a handful of characters she'd gladly fuck up on sight, but she's not the fighting type and her position in Amsterdam is very much not secure, so maybe, just maybe, it's not the best idea to release her attack dog Ventrue man to punch the Prince, Seneschal, or Harpy in the face. Those are probably highest on her list though, perhaps with one (1) specific anarch who's pretty much in charge of the Red Light District. She's not great with people who have power over her, is the overarching line in this.
Addison has one person she cannot be trusted around. There's no way of telling what she'll do if she runs into the Baron of Queens, but rumour has it it's not looking good. Unsure to whom that applies though. Addie's pretty strong, and the Baron of Queens is basically personally responsible for her way to rock bottom. She's why her relationship got fucked up, she promised Addie the world and thus was the reason she was embraced, too. Her sire's told her they wanted her dead because she'd be too powerful as one of Raylee B's bitches. He was tasked with killing her, but he saw her potential. She does not see her potential in this new world, yet. She's for a large part straight up existing out of spite and a desire to confront Raylee B. Raylee B has nothing on Addie.
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*big, musky himbo hugs for everyone on the tourism board!*
Bullsmell makes your head spin
Mooooooooooooooooooo! Nghhhh, h-howdy y'all! Mooooooo an' tha moooooooisses j-jus' wanted tah let ya knowwwwww t-that w-we f-feel so ghooooooooooood! W-we've been breedin' n-nonstop f-fer a couple days ahn ah've been drinkin' down 'er milk lyke a g-good bull boy, j-just lyke yew said!
Bullsmell makes your pussy leak
Aaaaaanyways, the moooooooooisses wan'ed tah know when she'd be able tah mingle wif a herd o' lyke-minded bambi cows? Ahn I was thinkin'... since y'all're stuck in this borin' computer room all day rather than bouncin' on some hung cutie, ah could lend mah face as the stress relief 'round the office? Wifey don't want anyone on mah cock escept 'er, but ah'd be happy tah put mah mouth tah work for yew lovely ladies! Ahn feel free to snuggle up tah me anytime!
Bullsmell makes Good Girls! Good Girls need to cum hard and snuggle!
Oh, ahn I hope y'all enjoyed the cake from last time! We're hopin' tah make y'all another, once wifey has ah few buns in th' oven~
Look at yew! Bambi couldn’t have reared two better bimbos at her own milky teat!
YOW!
Haha sorry my Silly Slut brand shocking doggie collar totally zapped me fer blasphemin’ an such. Woopsie!
Wut ize tryin’ ta say, is that ya’lls is naturals! No joke. True blue! Suck a cock and hope to die, stick your face between my thighs! I mean ya’lls are barely people now, and that is so perfect and holy for both of you. And if yer startin to forget what life outside of town is like that’s natural too. I mean they don’t make musky bull boys like you anywhere but Bimburough, so like you must be from here! For sure right? I dunno, I know I popped out of my mama twenty two and ready to twerk on the floor of the Buffalo Wildwings Strip Club on main, after my car broke down! Lol What’s a baby doing drivin’ a car anyway? Oh god… oh no… I didn’t always used to be this fat and dumb I…
YOW!
Lol this here collar sure do werk to keep me on the bisexual and narrow. Ya’ll don’t need it I bet yer such heavy naturals.
Anyway, like what?
Oh yeah! Your milky mama to be, wants a place where she can lez out and moo? Well it don’t take a rocket scientist to figure out where she should go. But maybe a cow’s too dang, what’s the word? Baby Brained? To figure it out.
The Dairy Farm is Bimburough’s hottest destination for cowgirls, cow girls, and cow gurls! It’s got everything, wide green pastures, milking stations, and herds of dumb bimbo cows nuzzling against eachother. I cain’t think of another place on this Bambi blessed earth, your mooooooooosis belongs!
And damn bull boy you smell STRONG fr fr, the intern was down on her knees huffing the scent from the sweat stain you left on our chair in the lobby. Had the doll going like “Muh muh moo!” Lol no joke, certified. Surprised yew don’t got a herd of fresh cow cunts following you around like Pepe lepew. Lol theys probably tew scared of that alpha milk cow you got hanging on you graspin that cock like “This here’s mine!” Lol. Love that for her. We need more bessies sertin’ their dominance. If she got that dick patented, I’ll respect it.
But no bull boy yew know we always got to be shooing animals out of this office who want a sniff up our skirts. Totally this is like the werst job in bimburough. You have to read and write, and we don’t even get to fuck on the clock. It’s like, why is Bambi punishing us like this? So yeah, as much as we totally want to feel that big flat cow tongue grazing across our clitties, it ain’t meant to be. Besides we’re bitches and yer a bull it would never work out, like other than the hot cunnilingus n’stuff, that would probably be great.
And you know you know you know just a mention of more of that cake has got some of these office fatties drooling. I mean we were sticking our hands in eating fists fulls of that yummy thing. Straight up licking icing off cheeks, and licking crumbs out of Titty cleavage too. Sooooooo moooo good. I hope yew get that prize cow octo mommied if it means more cakes around the office!
#bimbo training#bimboification#mind control#hypnosis#feedee girl#brainwashing#brain drain#big breats#himbo#bimbofied
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐄ㅤ➞ㅤㅤ𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐍 𝐈𝐌𝐏𝐀𝐂𝐓
if you leave offerings at a certain shrine in kannazuka, you will receive protection from the trickster serpent brothersㅤ───ㅤor so the saying goes. no one has dared to try and bring chaos there for a long time now, after all, and many attribute this to ran and rindou's watch over the land. where the uwabami are mostly known to keep away from civilization, the haitani brothers are the blatant exception: they're celebrities in kannazuka, perhaps in all of inazuma, and are mostly spotted strolling around at night during the frequent festivals celebrated in their honor.
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ➞ㅤ𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐂:
ㅤㅤ››ㅤi was THIS close to making him a tengu because of this pazuribe ran but decided to stick to his snake motif...
ㅤㅤ››ㅤtheir favorite offering is sake, but ran likes getting sweets too.
ㅤㅤ››ㅤhe's an electro catalyst. received his vision at 13, when he and rindou were defending the island from bandits trying to take over who were planning to use it as their new base and extort the villagers. the sight of a little kid brutalizing the leader made the people both fear and respect him, and this is how they gained their complicated reputation. some see the brothers as their very own yokai protectors, guardian deities with their best interest in mind, while others as simply another pair of tyrants exerting control over them. neither make the effort to make clear which one it is.
ㅤㅤ››ㅤolder folks will say they saw with their own eyes as the electro vision emerged from the man's mangled corpse like a heart being ripped from its ribcage, glowing red instead of purple with the blood coating it. ran had grasped it in his hand and laughed with lips stained in blood not his own.
ㅤㅤ››ㅤlikes to ominously imply he does, in fact, eat humans. "haha nice joke man" "😊" "...you are joking, right?" "😊"
ㅤㅤ››ㅤthe people of kannazuka are less people he wants to protect and more things he owns and is territorial over simply for the fact that they live in what he perceives to be his land. kannazuka is known as a place where no gods reside and has been continuously disputed over by the shogunate and the sangonomiya, but ran thinks himself and rindou as its gods.
ㅤㅤ››ㅤsome hundreds of years old, still young for an uwabami.
ㅤㅤ››ㅤaids the watatsumi resistance here and there when he feels like it, and is particularly fond of terrorizing the shogunate army stationed at kannazuka. he does not care for their war of faith or for the gods they worship, but he opposed the vision hunt decree because it'd strip him of his freedom and his god-given right to bear a vision.
ㅤㅤ››ㅤno one asked but his ascenscion mats are: dendrobiums (because they're also called blood orchids), coral defenders and specter drops (because they're super annoying to farm and i know ran would love that for me).
#cannibalism kinda?? /#fellas is it cannibalism when u are a snake monster who eats humans#anyway finally got around to this so ran can be a pest to nguyet's genpact muses 🩷#* ❪ㅤblood orchid seashoreㅤ❫ ›› / * genpact verse.
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"you amuse me, [name]"
Doctor Spriggan and my favourite cult leader?
Funny thing is I just watched a video talking about Apostle earlier today, haha.
Warning: The Spriggan being a manipulative asshole (but what else is new in this au)
On with the fic!
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The village wasn't really much of one, but it was amazing that something was even happening here. Malcolm found himself filled with pride as he looked at the few, small homes that he, his brothers, and his few followers had built in just a short amount of time.
Their small farms were growing well, and the animals were adapting. The island's God made sure of that, all in an exchange of offerings.
Malcolm tugged at his sleeve, feeling the rough material brush against the healing marks there. So far, blood was wanted, but his Lord had mentioned that this was going to change.
He shuddered at the thought, not sure what to expect from the Spriggan, the name that his brothers called their God, for they knew no other name to call Him. Neither did Malcolm, the Spriggan refused to offer a name, had said it was lost to time, said it as if it were a joke.
He watched his people as they worked, before he noticed movement out of the corner of his eye, at the entrance to the woods, leading deeper into them.
They were dark, deep, but he could see a thin, bony arm sticking out of the shadows. Even from this distance, he could recognize it, the torn clothing that was left to rot, the bark and moss covering the 'skin'.
Malcolm went to Him in silence.
The Spriggan was standing there, smiling. "Such an obedient prophet." He said, reaching out to touch at Malcolm's cheek, fingers brushing through hair that he had been considering cutting. "How are things with your... group?"
"They're going quite well. We have four new followers joining the flock, they're getting settled in the group home now, until we can make their them own." Malcolm replied as he turned towards the village, but His hand gently turned his head back to face Him.
"All men again?"
"No, there are women. There is a young couple, they had just wedded and plan to start a family."
This seemed to please the Spriggan, His smile growing, there was a creaking from the patches of bark on His cheeks. "Ah, excellent, things are going according to plan!"
"Plan?" Malcolm frowned and opened his mouth to ask what He meant, but a thin finger was pressed to his lips.
"Shhh..." The Spriggan said, eyes of soil and grass shined before him. "It is beneficial for the island that the populace grows bigger, do you not agree? Families are beneficial to your community and to your lord. Now, it is wise that you do not question this, alright, prophet?"
"I..." Malcolm stared at him, before nodding. "Yes, Lord." He said, then gently pressed his lips against the finger still touching them, an apology.
His Lord looked at him, raising an eyebrow, before he laughed. "You amuse me, Malcolm. I am so glad I chose you over the others." He purred, leaning in close. "Now... go on, go tell your people that I am pleased with their progress, and that I will grant them a boost in their fields."
"Y-yes, oh, thank you, you are a generous God." Malcolm replied and took His hand, kissing the palm of it, only to stop when fingers gently lifted his chin up. He looked at the otherworldly being before him, who looked pleased.
"I am, aren't I, my dear, devoted human." He said, then pushed him back and slipped into the darkness of the forest, whistling as He returned to His burrow.
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I love that evil plant bastard Ten, he's much more enjoyable than TLV!Ten.
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(Previous) Bert grinned the entire time Teddy was rearranging the fridge contents. “Haha, did not know that being a lieutenant came with a personal housekeeper! Hah! Ohoh! Oh I am joking. I do not mind at all.” Once Teddy settled into his chair, Bert cheekily leaned over a bit. “Do you have to give thanks to Glorn before we eat? Or… Give… ingratitude?” Bert chuckled a bit at himself, but… he almost felt bad for joking about that. Almost.
Teddy gave Bert a relieved smile. Not only did he not mind him organizing his fridges, he was pleased with it.
"Then I'll happily finish tidying up later. The last thing I want is for you to do that snooty bastard a favor and poison yourself."
When Bert asked him about the Glornists' prayers Teddy bowed his head and clasped his hands together.
"Oh glorious, gruesome Glorn. Today I extend my praise to the cramped cage this chicken lived and died in, to the slaughterhouse that deboned it alive, to militant vegans who provided the most sadistic torture methods to Glornist run farms and, most importantly, the exploited workers who made this living hell possible."
"Please allow me to devour this accursed soul to strengthen my body and mind in preparation for unspeakable evils. Ah..." Teddy's shoulders shook. "Amen."
With that Teddy started snickering, unable to hold it back any longer. "Khekhekhe... No! Thank Glorn they haven't managed to corrupt eating."
Then Teddy paused to look at Bert. "...Actually... now that I think about it... That was too plausible for a joke... I hope I didn't startle you."
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