#farm box

[alex51324]

So...is it normal for muscadine grapes to make your lips tingle, or is this a classic "itchy bananas" situation?

Muscadines are (apparently) a completely different species--some taxonomists say they should even be a different genus--from other grapes, being native to North America, so it's fairly plausible that I could be allergic to them, and not to regular grapes. (They came in my farm box; I've never had them before.)

Or maybe it's just because of how astringent the skins are? (The skins are very astringent.)

Maybe next time I will try peeling them? (The skins are also very thick, and more, IDK, rigid, than regular grapes? I think I could just cut them in half and pop out the insides.)

[copperbadge]

Polk loves Farm Share day. 

[ID: A photo of Polk the tabby, who is sitting in the white waxed-cardboard box that my farm produce is delivered in. The box’s side reads “Quality Produce: Vegetables” with a little illustration of a farm scene on it.]

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good stuff 3-18-23

it’s the weekend!!!! i had my very good coffee and also a very very good everything bagel with chive cream cheese 😋

i finished playing strange horticulture and really enjoyed it overall! it took me a little over seven hours to play it through once, and i guess you can play it through multiple times to get different endings but i probably won’t do that. but i enjoyed the experience of playing it once.

i picked up my farm box and it is like so many leafy green veggies, one could say TOO MANY leafy green veggies, but i think i have an okay plan for how i will use some of them. plus i also got sweet potatoes and apples and huge brussels sprouts and green onions, and those are all ingredients i really like :)

i also made an apple crisp!! it is cooling right now!! can’t wait to eat it while watching my shows!!!

[aquanutart]

"little miss prairie faerie" is a cute name actually... (but I won't use it if she doesn't like it)

[spirit-lanterns]

Farmhand!Stelle for sure is plowing.

Plowing me that's it.

Farmhand! Stelle is really, really good at plowing iykwim 😏

She’s very good at spreading her seed deep within the soil and fertilizing it afterwards with her own unique mixture. Farmhand! Stelle is very good at using her hands too, as she’s used to getting dirty and sweaty and sticky—

Okay I’ll stop 😅

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 236

The ritual is complete, blood staining stone and fires cut short, snuffed to ash. For all intents and purposes, it shouldn’t have gone wrong. It should technically be over and done and successful. The cultists look from their bleeding hands to each other in panic and slight hysteria, clothing torn apart. 

They would not speak of this, and fix it right away! R-right away… fix it? They can… oh they can’t fix it um. No one will notice, right? 

….

What do you mean it’s affected everyone in the world?!

[andreamoonlight143]

I gotta know, what’s up with the collar around Fakey's neck? What, is he like, Noise's pet or something /j

*Awkward silence*

You can ask other characters here below:

Donnie (ROTTMNT) / Wally Darling (WH) / Fake Peppino (PT) / Withered Bonnie \ Eclipse (FNAF) / Billy (TWF) / Spinel (SU) / Helcurt (MLBB) / Fizzarolli (HB) / Fumikage Tokoyami \ Hanta Sero (BNHA) / 1st Prize (BBIEAL) / Dread Ducky (DD) / Vinyl Scratch (MLP) / Felix (AAF) / Rose\Lilith\Angelica (OC)

[loganslowdown4]

Logan: Did you get the eggs like I asked?

Patton: Even better!

Logan: Wha-?

Patton: *reveals a live chicken* Her name is Fluffy!

Logan: No not- nO NOT AGAIN PATTON THE DOGS WILL EAT HER-

[mildmayfoxe]

somebody at work brought in a big bag of dot’s pretzels (southwest seasoned) to put in the shared snacks cabinet which sucks ass because now i’m obsessed with them and they’re like one billion dollars a bag and i know if i bought myself some i would polish off the whole thing in two sittings MAX. this is why you can’t have nice things because then you know what you’re missing

[alex51324]

Forgot to post my farmbox again!

This is week 20; only six more to go!

Greens are back on the menu, with romaine lettuce, arugula, chard, and parsley! I also have a buttercup squash (my first winter squash!), a big round eggplant, cherry tomatoes, and little round carrots.

My plan is eggplant moussaka, a salad, and baked squash & sauteed chard as side dishes with a protein to be named later. Oh, and those Palestinian cheese pies that the recipe was going around earlier, with the parsley and the feta cheese that I got last week.

For fruit I have more muscadines, a few pears, and a special guest star, kiwiberries! These are kind of neat:

Like an eensy little kiwi fruit! The skin is very thin (and not fuzzy) so you just eat it like a berry. You can pretend that you are perhaps a giant ground sloth, or whatever sort of animal eats kiwis like that.

[blakeexists07]

requested by @shallowoak

they asked for AppleJack (any gender)! I'm so sorry that I couldn't get a finished illustration. At the moment I am creating fanart for one of my friends (and school is also a pain) and I want to prioritize it a little. So here's a little sketch of AppleJack!

This how I imagined AppleJack would look like as a human, and since MLP is full of magic and fantasy, I wanted to draw AJ as an earth elf :). I headcanon that AppleJack takes up boxing when she isn't picking apples or helping around the farm.

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good stuff 4-15-23

had very delicious coffee and cinnamon bun this morning

picked up my last farm box, and it’s a pretty good one!! lettuces, kale, soooo many green onions, apples, broccoli, parsnips, and one red and one golden beet! i’ve never cooked parsnips or beets before, and i’m really excited about that!

finally sat down at my keyboard to work out the chord progression to the song i’ve been working on for months now, and i’m really excited about it. feels good to make some really solid progress on it and start bringing it out of my mind and into existence

went to my friend’s and we had delicious salads and started watching ‘beef’ and i got good snuggles from her dog :)

[rhysnolastname]

cloudy, and sleepy, day in the garden.

[icelogged]

Sacred Heart of Jesus, Ukrainian Catholic Parish of Tolstoi, Manitoba

[everybodyshusband]

HEY FELIXXXXX WHAT HEADCANONS, SHIPS, OR WHATEVER HAVE BEEN ON YOUR MIND RECENTLY? 🩷🎤

P111111NKKKYYYYYYY I HAVE SOME THOTS FOR YOU THIS FINE EVENING (technically it's afternoon but it's almost dark ??? northern hemisphere what the FUCK !??!)

sooooo.... i've been thinking almost non-stop about my silly little farm au (post one, post two) but specifically about the uhhh spicier aspects 👀 even more specifically, mountain and dew's morning trists in the barn after dew's milked the cows and mountain's finished his milk rounds

their favourite way is when dew rides mountain. when he gets him on his back, when pain from the stray bits of hay from the bales lining the walls and floor poking at mountain's back melts away because all he can focus on is dew

dew straddles mount and is usually able to sink down immediately (he's never admitted it out loud, but they both know that dew sometimes brings his suction-cup dildo to stick onto his milking stool while he works so mountain doesn't have to wait for him to prep himself when he comes back). he'll grab at mountain's chest and flick his nipples while he smirks down at him and makes mountain watch as he rises and lowers himself on his dick painfully slowly. of course, it never stays slow, because as soon as dew gets going, his body (and mountain) starts begging for more

they always laugh way more than they should, giggling as steam puffs out from their mouths in the brisk morning freshness and readjusting their positions every few minutes when the hay digging into mountain's back starts to properly hurt. they finish with mountain sitting up, usually. the two of them holding each close and reaching their climaxes while moaning softly and gently crying out each others names against their lips, panting heavily during the comedown

when they're done, they'll head back to breakfast covered in hay and sweat with matching grins on their faces, bumping into each others shoulders as they toe off their work-boots and head into the kitchen. every morning, rain raises an eyebrow at the pair of them and every morning, he gestures towards the old, sturdy, wooden table where a feast of bread, butter, spreads, cereal, milk, fruit and juice is laid out, reminding them that if they want hot drinks or cooked food then they'd better make it themselves

not long after, the rest of the pack slowly filter down to breakfast, brushing the sleep from their eyes as they all mill about re-heating leftover rice, pouring glasses of juice and reaching entirely too far over the table to expect that you wouldn't get jam all over your pyjama shirt, swiss

aaaaand yeah i won't bore you with my sily ramblings any longer, but that's essentially what's been on my mind recently !!!!

[greenconverses]

Just finished the new book... tf was that?

During the final "fight" there were over six Disney references only a page apart, not even including all the others in the book.

Wtf was up with all the Sea of Monsters shit

Why was there so much urine?

Did Riordan really need to namedrop every street the trio went down

Oh, don't you remember he wrote Sea of Monsters?

You know, that book that's being turned into the second season of the TV show right now? Remember?

That will be streaming on Disney+ sometime next year?

Maybe you should check it out!!!! I hope these totally organic callbacks helped remind you!!!!