#farewell boops to all

[playerkingsley]

[antaresr]

[possible-eldritch-catboy]

FOR MY THOUSAND BOOP AWARD I WOULD LIKE TO THANK THE ACADEMY... and my phone for just Barely hangin in here I was sending too many requests {ff and now it's about to crash loL

[bambisnc]

pairing : yunjin x reader, karina x reader (comparatively less) genre : oooh. yeah. idrk. crack ish but also angst? cw/tw : classmate!rina and transfer student!yunjin karina doesnt really treat reader well + yunjin is manipulative + food mention + swearing + karina calls yunjin a rather unflattering word + suggestive -> kissing occurs + uneditted its 2.17 am n my eyes hurt.. :( wc : 1.5k this was supposed to be a fluffy rina 200 ish word hc wtfwtf notes : wtf have i written fr / wrote this while listening to farewell, neverland and stupid in love alternately

classmate!karina who you've known ever since you gained enough coherent knowledge to retain information because, hey, it's a small town and she's a girl who everyone knows will achieve big things

classmate!karina who can literally do it all. she's the human incarnate of the song little miss perfect : straight hair, straight a's, straight forward,.. teachers more often than not swoon in her presence, she's voted class president on the first day and underclassmen and seniors are equally in awe of the enigma that she is; elusive but alluring.

it's only natural that you would fall for her; how could you not? with the way she slips her arm into yours everywhere you go and how she always makes it a point to greet you by being physically affectionate : hugs from the back, forehead kisses, head pats, nose boops and whatnot,. there's also those kisses which she places right at the corner of your mouth; her own so close to yours that if you were to move even the slightest you'd end up brushing against hers,,

but whenever you try to ask her about your relation, your sad little question of "what are we rina.." goes completely unheard.. :(

but then !!! comes along transfer student!yunjin :) this'll be fun :)

when the teacher approaches karina with the matter of showing the new girl around, helping her catch up to the syllabus, etc; you were with her and quite clearly able to feel the hesitation radiating off of her figure. so you, being the kind-hearted soul you are volunteer your own help !! the teacher doesn't really gaf,, as long as she knows you won't shower the new girl with worms or something she's chill w that :p

however, karina is still apprehensive because she's apparently heard rumours that yunjin was,.. notoriously known as somewhat of a delinquent. she doesn't really want someone so cute, so trusting like you around her..

but when the vivacious redhead greets you with a charming grin, your defenses immediately lower.. yunjin was so sweet! how could someone like her ever even be assosciated with those rumours?

you soon find yourself spending a lot of time with her,, karina always seems so busy nowadays.. you know how tough class president duties can be plus she's always working on a million other things as well, and you get it, of course. you support her fully!! it's just,.. sometimes you can't help but feel sad... it feels like she's avoiding you on purpose :(

like when you were having lunch with yunjin one day and karina walked into the cafeteria. you waved her over but her nose wrinkled as if she'd smelt something sour and with a brief smile (which was SO obviously fake) she left..

..??????? you need to put in all your strength to not breakdown in tears right there. but yunjin is there to comfort you~ she always is <3 she wraps an arm around your waist, pulling you closer to offer comfort. her hoodie that you'd been wearing (it was coldd and you being in a hurry that day had worn only a t-shirt - she couldn't bear to watch her new friend freezing now could she :( so she ever so chivalrously gave it to youu <3) along with her warm embrace made you feel very comforted~

but your feelings for karina still reign strong. so you decide if she won't tell you what you did to upset her, you'll confront her yourself

except.. yunjin ends up talking to you out of it... her argument makes complete sense : karina probably just wanted some space from you. if you approached her right now, she'd only retreat farther away, and you did not want that

so whenever you're feeling particularly vulnerable, in a 'fuck it we ball' kinda mood she's always there to prevent you from making a mistake!! she's so thoughtful <3 she's over at your place pretty often + sleepovers have become a new norm for you two because hey who knows when you'll need a comforting hug from your friend right? :)

but then, against your better judgement - yunjin would be so sad for you if she found out.. :(( - you finally give in to your urges. you decide to properly confess your feeling to karina on the 14th of feb. you really miss what you had with her, you miss being her friend.. and even if she hates you now you'd rather at least get closure than be ghosted irl 😔

so you go all out! go big or go home by enhypen plays in the bg you make her favorite chocolates, write a letter explaining how you feel, decorating a cute red heart shaped box and wrapping it all up w a cute ribbon <3

there is now the dilemma of how to give it to her.. hmm you do know she has patrols in and around the sports ground after lunch every alternate day.. and by your luck 14th is one of those days!

you ditch yunjin with a couple of fake excuses, desperately dodging her offers to come with you when finally, looking extremely dejected she leaves

sighing with relief you make your way to the first floor into a classroom from where you can easily see the entire grounds. and oh! you see those familiar long locks of black!! rather ungracefully, you decide to just throw your box out hoping she'll see that your name is written on it and not immediately throw it away

as soon as you're ready to chuck it down : you hear a familiar voice, "yn? what are you doing here??" it's karina?! how is she here?? but in your shock you accidentally let go of the box; only managing to keep holding on to the letter

shock and dread fills you at the thought of someone else taking the box and thinking you were confessing to them you dont even bother to look at karina even though it's been ages she's initiated a conversation with you.. as you leave, in your frustration you ball up the letter and throw it in the trash, completely forgetting that the person it was for was right there??

you race downstairs but end up bumping into a whirlwind of red. it's yunjin. the sheer happiness on her face somehow settles into you and you can't help but ask her whatever happened to make her look so delighted

she immediately pulls you into a tight embrace, "oh yn i like you too!! i thought you were still hung up over karina and i was so worried that she'd steal you away from me but if you have feelings for me that totally changes things!! i was ready to completely isolate you so you would only have me to depend on but fuck- you're so cute confessing outright out of nowhere!! even kazuha said she could've never seen it coming - you always seemed so heart-struck around her after all"

this shouldve been a red flag but the dazed state you'd been thrust into made all her words pass right over your head. you can only reply with a weak "kazuha..?who- what do you mean.."

"oh are u jealous?? that's so cutee ynniee and i mean exactly what i said pretty!! shit does this mean we're dating now? i've been waiting since forever to be able to call you mine.. oh my god i could kiss you right now.." yunjin's overenthusiasm leaves you very flustered and honestly? a little weak in the knees?

"so can i then??" yunjin's still talking "can you-?" "can i kiss you yn please we're dating now right?" "we are..? of course then.." and she wastes absolutely zero time in immediately diving towards you, tilting your neck to devour your lips with her own, her other hand sneaking its way to your waist, pulling you closer, closer.. yes you're still in the middle of the hallway but yunjin would be damned if she gave a single fuck, not when she has you like this and you.. you're still lost in some kind of a daze that only becomes heavier as your gf's (?) lips work against yours, till her hands holding you are the only reason you're still able to stand

you gain some sort of consciousness, when you're completely out of breath (ironically-) and push yourself away from her gently

yunjin immediately moves as if to chase after your lips but then seems to notice something behind you which makes her smirk.. huh.. she's really pretty; are you just noticing this now?

she pulls you into her chest then, like she's down millions of time and you carefully place your arms around her shoulders as she pats your head, whispering something soft in your ears - which you sadly can't hear due to the slight sound of blood pounding in your ears.. but in the comfort of her arms you really can't seem to bring yourself to care, simply enjoying the comfort she provides you with.

unbeknownst to you, as you and yunjin were in the middle of that passionate exchange, karina had managed to track you down and witnessed in horror the painful sight of you with her. god she'd ruined everything, that fucking bitch. how dare she even touch you with such bad intentions? granted karina's thoughts about you weren't 100% platonic either but you were hers. and she intended to do whatever she could to make that happen..

[mizuki80]

Chapter 3: Time Apart 

Warning:None

Note: Chapter 3!! This is going to be kinda short compared to the first and second chapters, Hope you guys like it! Let me know if you want to be added to the tag list.

Word count:1.9k

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Chapter 3: Time Apart 

It was the day Visenya’s family would move to the Spine Island, maid walking around, and packing all of their belongings. Visenya and Aemond spent their last few hours reading in the young Prince’s room, it is more Visenya reading to Aemond since he is still getting used to his eyesight. 

Aemond grabbed a strand of Visenya’s long silky black locks catching her attention, “Must you leave today?” he asked as he started to twirl her hair between his fingers “Can’t you stay another day?” he asked, refusing to look away in fear that he might forget her.

“Me and Aemma already asked…” She paused her reading, looking up at him. “Father said that if we do not leave today, the weather might not be so kind the next.”

“I don’t want you to go…” He said sadly

“I promise I will write everyday, day and night even, if you’d like.” She said trying to comfort him

“I do not think this world holds that much parchment, for all the stories you will write me.”  he said teasingly as they both start laughing 

A maid suddenly came in “My Prince, Princess…” She bowed, then looked at the two children in front of her. “Your mother said it is time to go.” she informed them, making Visenya and Aemond get up from where they sat and walking out of his room hand in hand.

As they got to the courtyard, they were able to see their whole family awaiting them and bidding farewell. Alicent was the first one to approach Visenya, and crouched down to her level.

“I will never forget the kindness you have shown my son,” she said as she stroked Visenya’s cheek “I am sure you will grow into a beautiful young lady.” giving a small smile to the quiet baby she has first hand witnesses grow into a kind young girl.

“Will Aemond be able to visit me in Spine?” She looked at the Queen with hope in her eyes.

Alicent looks at his son, then back at the little girl in front of her “I’m afraid that Aemond’s study and duties will have to come first my dear,” she said “But we will see.”

“Visenya,” her mother called “Come my dear, say goodbye to your Grandsire.” Her mother called out

She looked at Aemond before letting go of his hand and walking towards Grandsire looking up at him.

“My beautiful Gems, I will miss your laughter echoing through the hall whenever you play your jests on your Uncle Aegon.” Viserys said, making the girls look at each out not knowing what to say

“Y- you know about those,” Aemma said shocked 

“My dear I know everything that happens in my walls,” Viserys said while booping Visenya's nose, making her scrunched her nose.

“We’re going to miss you grandfather.” Aemma said

“Come here,” Viserys opened his arms and gave his granddaughter a hug “Never let anyone burn out that fire within you,” he said to Aemma “And you my wise girl, never let anyone take your spirit away.” turning to Visenya 

“Girls, go say your last goodbye,” Ser Rhaegor said to his a daughter

Visenya and Aemma looked back at their Grandsire and gave him a kiss on the cheek before going to say goodbye to their other family members.

“Goodbye uncle.” The girls said to Aegon

“Nieces…” Aegon looks at the girls “I will have to admit… the keep will be dull without your brats here.” He said “Though I will enjoy my piece” 

Rolling their eyes, Aemma bid goodbye to their cousins and while Visenya made her way to Helaena.

“I’m going to miss you,” Visenya said but on got pulled into a tight embrace 

“ Flames of green and black will soon turn us into ashes, the second son must choose his side!” Helaena said in a hush tone making Visenya question what she meant and parted “I will miss your kindness.” smiling at her niece 

Visenya said goodbye to her cousins and Princess Rhaenyra as she spoke to her mother. Visenya made her way to Aemond and was standing alone, letting them speak alone.

“I’d never imagine never seeing you every waking moment.” Rhaenyra said to her sister

“I will admit, I did’t either.” Viseara said to her sister “My little sister, how come I have never seen how grown you are.” taking Rhaenyra hands and kissing her cheek, before pulling each other to an embrace.

“Because you refuse to see me as such.” Rhaenyra said brake apart

“I hope you find contentment in Dragonstone.” She said to her sister

Visenya watched everyone as her and Aemond stood there in silence.

“Are you not going to say anything?” She said looking as him

“I’m afraid that whatever I say will be the last.” he said looking at her “And this will be the last time I set my eye upon yours.”

“It won’t be…” she said cupping his face “You’re not getting rid of me that easily.” she said kissing his cheek

“Senya,” Her mother called out “It is time.” knowing her daughter is not ready

Visenya turned to Aemond pulling him into an embrace not wanting to let go “You’ll write to me, right?” she said as she feels tears fall down her face

“I will.” he said not 

“Promise me!” she said pulling away for a moment looking at him

“I promise,” he said before she kissed him once more on the cheek and parted from him as she walked to the ship, looking back at him one last time.

As the Family pulled out of port waving till they weren’t able to see each other, Visenya could not move from her spot till she was not able to see King’s Landing any more. She was not sure when the next time she will be able to see Aemond or King’s Landing again, hoping it will be sooner than later. Look up at the sky as she sees Silverwing, Vermithor, and her mother’s dragon Desaera flying above them.

~ few months later ~ 

They girls have settled at Spine, Aemond and Visenya would write to each other almost everyday. Telling each other on what they have learned, new skills they are learning, and how they have improved on their High Valyrian. Even writing in High Valyrian from time to time. 

Spine was a beautiful place, warm weather, beautiful gardens that even challenged the most beautiful gardens Highgarden has to offer. The girls spend their time learning the land’s history with their septa, reading in the garden, riding both horseback and dragon back and even picking up sword fighting and archery much to their mother’s disapproval. But their father said “A princess must know how to defend herself when needed.” However, they also did not stray from more ladylike activities like embroidery. And Visenya took pride in making her first proper embroidery as a name day gift to Aemond.

My Dearest Aemond,

I hope you are well and enjoying your name day, the king wrote that there will be a hunt in your honor. I am saddened that I am not able to be there to celebrate with you, I miss you terribly. 

I started training with a sword, and my father said “That even a Princess should be able to defend herself.” and the dragon keepers here said my skills on dragon back will challenge every known rider in history. And my High Valtrian is exceptional… As I was told, I can’t help but feel alone at times. Aemma and I have our shared interests, but I can’t help but yearn for your presence.

In this letter you will find a handkerchief I have embroidered, along with a Sapphire I found while roaming the lands, it reminded me of you, and your eyes. I Hope you find my gifts to be delightful. Happy Name Day Aemond.

With love,

Visenya

My Dearest, Visenya,

I have received you gifts, and I will treasure it for the rest of my life. A lot has changed here in King’s Landing, and mother has been keeping me busy, preparing me for my future role as a Prince of the realm. Aegon and Helaena are to wed soon, I am sure she has written to you all about it.

No one truly understands me like you have, Aegon is still an annoying twat if I must let you know. I find my time spending more and more time alone in the Library, and training with Ser Criston. 

Father’s health has been turning for the worst, almost all fist duties have been managed by mother and the hand. I hope we can see each other again soon.

Yours,

Aemond.

~ 3 years later ~ 

Letters between the Prince and Princess have slowly become less and less over the years, Visenya stopped waiting for him and even gave up sending  letters of her own. The twin princesses have grown to be great beauties. Now at the age of three and ten, the girls spent most of their time out in the garden. Lessons with their Septa, sword and even archery, or just spending time together.

As Visenya sat in the gardens reading about the history of Spine Islands, Aemma can be seen lying with her head resting on Visenya’s lap. Books found in Spine are almost almost in Valyrian, which helped the girls master it fairly quickly.

“Se tēgembōñ iksin lēda uēpa Valyria, ezīmagon hen ondoso skori ziry rhēdan ziry iksos vējes. Sīr pōnta mazvēttan se tēgembōña, hēnka hae Zaldrīzesdōron.Lēda zōbrie.��� Visenya read aloud (The Island was with Old Valyria, broken off when it met it's doom. So they created the islands, same as Dragonstone. With Dark magic.)

“Skorkydoso kostagon zōbrie  mazverdagon iā dīnagon such iā dīnagon hae bisa.” Aemma said not believing her (How can dark   magic make a place like this.)

“Issa vestās bona arlī īby iksis se mōrī tegor bona Valyria ēza” Visenya explained (It is said that Spine is the last lands that Valyria has)

“You girls have mastered Valyrian fairly quickly.” said a deep voice 

The girls turned to see the grandfather Lord Vaenar approaching them, with two guards holding two chests of some sort. Both girls look at each other wondering what those chests holds.

“I have a present for you girls.” the grandfather said as he helped them up

“What is it?” Aemma said with a giddy smile

Lord Vaenar motioned for the knights to come forward “Go on open it.”

The girls step forward and open each of their chest and gasps.

“Oh grandfather…” Aemma said

“They're beautiful.” Visenya said hold up a silver sword and look at Aemma you hold a bronze one. “What is this for?"

“An early name day gift, it has been in our family for generations,” their grandfather said. “They were the most valuable treasure that was taken from Valyria, by our ancestors, before it met it's doom.”

“Se maegi.” Visenya read the writing on her sword  “Our name day isn’t for a couple of moons from now” Visenya said

“Se nēdenka.” Aemma read on hers

“It is believed that “The wise” and “The brave” will one day save us all .” Vaenar said looking at his granddaughters 

“Save us from what?” Aemma asked

“It was never said, all they history books say little about the matter,” he said “But you girl will be the greatest swordsman this word has ever seen.”

“Swords-women.” Visenya corrected

“Yes my dear…” he said smiling at her “like your name sake.”

“Thank you” the girls ran up to him with a hug.

“I believe your dragons is getting antsy,” he said

The twins smile at him before running off to ride their dragons before greeting their father. As their grandfather was now joined by him.

“Those girls will be fine leaders one day.” Vaenar said to his son

“I have no doubt about it, they have always been stronger together.” Rhaegor smiled “Aemma has always been headstrong, never stopping until she has what she wants, Visenya…” he paused “She has always been the wiser one of the two, Aemma said it herself, always has her nose stuck on a book, knowledge as her power” he smiles “The Queens of my heart.”

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Note: This is what I imagine the swords to look like.

[chastiefoul]

masterlist!

☁️ = fluff

🌩 = angst

🌤 = comfort

Genshin Impact

Individuals

zhongli, tales, and you ☁️

zhongli small headcanon ☁️

booping zhongli's nose ☁️

dreamy ft. itto (part 1 | part 2) 🌩

the letter ft. xiao(birthday special) ☁️

left unsaid ft. kaeya (part 1 | part 2) 🌩🌤

albedo short drabble ☁️

holding hands with xiao ☁️

heaven's too soon ft. xiao 🌤

weakness ft. gorou ☁️

farewell ft. xiao 🌩

all taken care of ft. thoma ☁️

drinking buddy ft. alhaitham ☁️

what alhaitham says about you ☁️

no need to put a name yet ft. alhaitham ☁️

regret ft. alhaitham (part 1 | part 2) 🌩🌤

reassurance ft. zhongli ☁️🌤

out of place ft. alhaitham ☁️

kaveh drabble 🌤

frozen in time ft. kaeya 🌩

alhaitham & kisses ☁️

xiao's naivety 🌩

i have you ft. wriothesley; blurb ☁️

patience ft. wriothesley; blurb ☁️

uninvited ft. wriothesley; blurb ☁️

giving up on unrequited love ft. alhaitham 🌩

mischievous streak ft. neuvilette ☁️

Multiple Characters

how they comfort you after a stressed day ft. itto, zhongli, xiao ☁️🌤

calling them in the middle of the night ft. diluc, xiao, itto, zhongli ☁️

"this thing is heavy, can you hold it for me?" ft. xiao, zhongli, heizou, kazuha, thoma, diluc, childe, albedo, eula, itto. ☁️

"this thing is heavy, can you hold it for me?" pt 2 ft. ayato, beidou, kaeya, gorou, alhaitham, tighnari ☁️

hugging them out of nowhere ft. xiao, ayato, zhongli, diluc, itto, kaeya, aether. ☁️

telling them that they're pretty ft. xiao, zhongli, thoma, alhaitham, itto. ☁️

"stay with me?" ft. zhongli, childe, xiao ☁️

seeing you cry for the first time ft. xiao, zhongli, scara, cyno, alhaitham, kaeya. ☁️

stood up ft. ayato, alhaitham (part 1 | part 2) 🌩🌤

roomate hcs ft. alhaitham, kaveh ☁️

he said something hurtful ft. childe, zhongli 🌩🌤

one backward leap of courage ft. xiao, kaeya, kaveh ☁️

"hey my friend over there thinks you're cute" ft. wanderer, childe, diluc, xiao, alhaitham, ayato, kaeya ☁️

valentines gone wrong ft. scara, childe, neuvilette ☁️

giving them flowers ft. wriothesley, neuvilette, scara, kaveh ☁️

when he says please ft. neuvilette, wriothesley, diluc, xiao ☁️

Honkai: Star Rail

in tune ft. gepard ☁️

sampo koski's relationship hcs! ☁️

and then there's only one bed.. ft. dan heng, sampo, gepard ☁️

Obey Me

hugs and sighs ft. beel ☁️

gentleness in place ft. satan ☁️

sunshine along the morningstar ft. lucifer ☁️

a love so deserved ft. leviathan ☁️

moment of weakness ft. seven brothers ☁️🌤

questioned warmth ft. beel ☁️

Jujutsu Kaisen

nanami kento blurb ☁️

nanami kento blurb ☁️

in which nanami thought he could say no to you (smau) ☁️

they saw your sad tweet (smau) ☁️

"my wife" ft. nanami kento ☁️

nanami kento blurb ☁️

their reactions to you not saying 'i love you' back (smau) ☁️

coming home and finding you crying ft. nanami, geto, gojo, sukuna ☁️

smothering them with kisses (smau) ☁️

toji when you're sick ☁️

can we cuddle later? (smau) ☁️

apartment key; nanami drabble

nanami has a habit; drabble

Love and Deepspace

when you (playfully) reject their kiss ft. zayne, xavier, rafayel ☁️

sleepy day ft. zayne, xavier, rafayel ☁️

saying i love you ft. zayne, xavier, rafayel ☁️

he finds you crying ft. zayne, xavier, rafayel, sylus

“i heard that you have a crush on me” ft. zayne, xavier, rafayel, sylus (smau)

calling them pretty ft. zayne, xavier, rafayel, sylus (smau)

zayne's craving for intimacy

riding zayne (nsfw)

Writing commission: open!

[mush-beep]

New Intro Post !

HEYO! 🫶🏻✨

~names: mxri and maria, tho dumbass OP works. also any neutral name starting with m, eg: moth. i'm still figuring out the names but these are the ones i like right now. see pronouns page below

~pronouns: https://en.pronouns.page/@mushfool

i'll update the page later, but for now it's they/them and xe/xem and she/her

~sexuality: at the moment omni lesbian. i'm valid yep i think

~gender: demigirl

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DNFI (do not fucking interact): terfs, proshippers, biphobes, transphobes, jk rowling supporters, ableists, and to quote a moot, BIGOTS IN FUCKING GENERAL.

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my previous usernames were sapphicsneep and sapphic-sneep and enby-frogcat and enbymewo because i do not rely on uniqueness.

my fav artists include: tally hall, cavetown, the omori soundtrack?, the living tombstone, chappell roan !!!!!!, the hazbin hotel soundtrack, the beatles, and various others. yay milk in the microwave, the crane wives

scratch all the above. well not scratch but i MOSTLY FUCKING LOVE VOCALOID NOW

seggaaaaaaaa

also undertale and omori

lucifer from hazbin hotel is haha duck

i admire noncringely: @i-am-a-fish @pukicho @thegaytoadwizard @not-ready-for-gaster 😭 @devil-with-three-heads @rat-detector , and mewo from omori. it is perfect. advice giving and waiting for something to happen

my most popular post is the rat emoticon one with the cheese :3

beep boop

sneep snorp

farewell ! ᕙ⁠(⁠ ͡⁠◉⁠ ͜⁠ ⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠◉⁠)⁠ᕗ

[troxlerfx]

a farewell to paws... to all those i have booped & those who have booped me... forever in my heart 🤧🫡🖖

[astrolionking]

After a long talk between The Queen Of Pop and The King Of Rock about all that happened and their previous relationship, Poppy bids him a farewell with a boop. Small signal that their relationship as friends will blossom again… and Creek cries.

[cassieisinthebasementt]

I have successfully give three hundred boops before arriving at school

farewell my friends I will boop you all again soon

[nozunhinged]

The boop is gone 😭😭😭 I'm more sad than expected. Farewell all you strangers I booped, it was lovely booping you

[mustluvcatz-reloaded]

The time has come for all MLCs to say farewell. When I got Boop I promised his foster/rescuer that I'd make it work and I have - at the cost of a few cancelled streaming services (no big loss) and the internet and that has been cut off (haven't paid that since we got him). Add to that the fact that since Amazon changed which receipts they accept for their Shoppers Panel, I'll have a hard time making that whopping $10 a month. So every extra penny I'll ever get will be going towards my Boop. Love yas but sometimes it's time to know when to bow out gracefully. Or in my case, semi-gracefully. (Ok, less than that, stumbling out the door is more like it. Haha.)

Note: I'll still have my phone at least. And no, I don't regret getting Boop. I love him, he loves me and he's been so good for my mental health. He's worth it.

[ask--eggman]

The time for asks is over. There's only boops now. Farewell, doctor.

Before everyone was actually approaching me with something to say, now you're all just sneaking up on me and hitting me. So aggressive!

Well I can do it too, ten times harder, ohoho!

[thelreads]

Oh the first day of April soon shall draw to a close, it will be time to say goodbye to our beloved new feature. Our time was brief, but I shall never forget it. And to all the people who have booped mine heart, or those who I've done the same, farewell, and know one thing...

[nebulastarss]

To all the people I've been booping, my phone is about to die and my charging hardware has stopped working again.

I bid thee farewell

[theclaravoyant]

AN ~ For @fictober-event’s Fictober 2023 prompt: “Don't worry, I got you.” Set during s2, written pre-airing, insp. by that one clip of Stede getting White Girl Wasted and also this art by @dirkidork Masterpost of my Fictober OFMD fics

Fandom: Our Flag Means Death Characters & Relationships: Edward Teach, Ed x Stede. Tags: Drunkenness/Hangover, reference to vomit.

Drunk

“Hey, Teach,” Jackie calls after him. “Don’t forget your man.”

She points at a table where Stede’s blonde curls shine like a beacon. Curse him, Ed can’t even bring himself to object to her calling him his man. It’s not like he hasn’t been staring all night - so sue him, it’s nice to see the man cut loose, alright? Still, he’s not sure whether to be more impressed or pissed off that Stede has apparently decided his current absence of Captaincy duties means it’s time to get absolutely dance-on-the-table, arm-wrestle-strangers, knock-down-drag-out sloshed. It would be much easier to be impressed, he’s sure, if it wasn’t him who had to do the de-knocking-out part.

He sighs, and nods his farewell to Jackie before going to collect his man.

As soon as he lays a hand on Stede’s shoulder, the blonde curls bounce as he throws his head back as if pretending he had never been resting his eyelids down there on the table at all.

“Ed!” he cries, delighted. He beams, and it’s definitely the alcohol and no other reason that his eyes seem bigger and shinier than usual as Ed scoops him onto his arm so that he can support him as they stagger out of the bar. Stede isn’t putting a great deal of effort into walking. He boops Ed firmly on the nose.

“Te ataahua koe.”

Ed snorts. He can’t help himself from smiling, if only a little bit, and tries to pretend his heart didn’t just skip a beat.

“Where’d you learn that one?”

“Mary taught me. Not my Mary. Your Mary. Anne’s Mary? Cali-” he hiccups- “Calico Fucking Jack’s Mary, apparently, did you know that?” 

He launches into a tirade about Calico Jack that so screams I had the biggest crush on you that Ed almost wants to be sick. But equally, he’s hanging on every single god-damned word as he all but carries Stede down the street. Oh, he’s in deep on this one. He’s well and truly fucked.

Suddenly, Stede stumbles, and pulls them to a halt. The words die in his throat and instead he weakly croaks -

“Uh, Ed?”

“Yeah?”

“I don’t feel so good.”

A classic. Ed barely has time to scoop them toward the nearest garden-bed before Stede can up-chuck his largely liquid dinner all over them both. He avoids most of the mess, and focuses on trying to hold Stede up somewhat, patting his back sympathetically while he wretches.

“Don’t worry, mate,” he promises. “I’ve got you.”