idk life being life and art block being art block but
damn, some of y'all either got no fucking manners, can't mind your business, can't keep your shitbird mouths shut when there's nothing nice in there to start, bumming out people I know because clinical foolishness is going around
here's a wip I guess; tmnt (general) fans I fuck with you and sorry ig for not bullying some turtles for the giggles
tmnt (rise) fans... guys are on some thin motherfucking ice, fix your posture if you can't fix your fucking attitudes
Just spent some time scrolling through Mizumono posts and was surprised to find no mention of the "grief lobster" anywhere. I'm referring, of course, to the epic Last Supper tablescape, which is—even by ordinary Hannibal Lecter standards—pretty fucking extra.
Motherfucker was so beside himself with grief and angst that he put a goddamn lobster ... inside a fucking cantaloupe.
So, here you go, Tumblr: The inaugural use of the #grieflobster tag on this platform (a tag I did not invent, but it's one of my favorite byproducts of the Hannibal fandom).
I hosted a Mermay event in my discord server!
Everyone was randomly given a character or alien from the show, and tasked with turning them into a mermaid version of themselves.
I got Looma Redwind! I turned her into a lobster themed mermaid :)
-Be a bystander, wondering why another character is jumping into a lobster tank?
-Yell at the person jumping into the lobster tank?
-Plead with the character not to go into the lobster tank?
-Make up an excuse for why the other person is climbing into a lobster tank?
-OR Convince someone else to jump into the lobster tank?
.. it's Venom. it's just Venom... the lobster tank scene... what would your character be doing in that scenario... does the character have Eddie energy, Anne energy, Doctor Dan energy, or poor innocent bystanders in the restaurant energy.
I don’t think I ever shared anything about them here yet, and if I did, it was probably when I first started out here, so who knows where it is now? XD
Anyways, here I present: Sammi Cruise
Since Sammi’s bio is cut off here, their bio reads as so:
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“Cool as the sea breeze they ride with, Sammi Cruise can get you from sea to shining sea in no time. Although they’re hesitant towards other people at first, Sammi becomes as big and loud as their boat once they’re comfortable. Sammi isn’t particular about how their ship Vernias looks, but safety for their passengers is of upmost importance. With proper preparation, there’s no sea too rough to get her passengers home in ship-shape condition.”
Sammi Cruise was a character that hardly ever appeared in Welcome Home, but was part of the focus of each of the episodes they were featured in. They were a humanoid character (akin to Eddie Dear, Wally Darling, and Frank Frankly), and were often found residing beyond the very outskirts of Home. From the few scripts we’ve found that feature Sammi, it seems that their boat was named Vernias. It might have seemed that Vernias was alive from how Sammi interacted with it, but this remains unknown.
It’s unclear if they had any particular segments in the show, but Sammi was known to inform the neighbors of Home and the viewers about marine and ocean life, as well as proper boating safety.
Sammi Cruise was a simple rod and hand puppet, and always had their coat resting upon their shoulders rather than actually wearing it, only wearing the coat properly in colder temperatures. Sammi also had close bonds with Howdy Pillar and Eddie Dear, as the three of them are the only ones in Welcome Home with careers. The option of different careers seemed to have also been promoted in the few pieces of merchandise featuring Sammi. The three were always paired together, with Sammi importing and exporting goods and out-of-neighborhood mail for Howdy and Eddie respectively.
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Sammi Cruise sound clips
Bits of trivia and headcanons:
Despite their ability to hold and feel crustaceans and ocean invertebrates, Sammi cannot handle holding bugs and insects on land
Sammi often teased Frank for having the same issue but for ocean invertebrates and crustaceans, mostly by bringing whatever species they were holding up close to him
The inspiration for Sammi Cruise was brought in from Captain Caviar Cookie (Cookie Run Kingdom), Mogens (Klaus - Netflix), Marina Anchors (Lalaloopsy), and the Disney Steamboat Willie short
Sammi often personified her boat Vernias; with the front of Vernias also looking like a face, it’s why it’s unsure whether or not Vernias was actually alive like Home is
Sammi Cruise knew how to play the accordion
Sammi Cruise didn’t have a defined gender, a line of dialogue saying simply “I don’t really stick with labels”
Underneath the deck of their boat was where Sammi lived, with a small kitchen and dining table, and a hammock to sleep in
I don’t know if I’ll draw more stuff with them, but if you have any ideas, please put them in my ask box :3🚢
So I headcannon that Sirius burns fairly easily because he's a milk bottle pale but I also head canon he would peel the skin as it came off so Remus has to definitely make sure his pretty baby doesn't get burnt.