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fandanglefrogfarts · 9 months ago
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What is it about fiber arts that just makes you fall down the worst rabbit hole of your life? 12 years ago I thought it would be fun to learn to crochet and now here I am spinning my own yarn from dog fur.
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fandanglefrogfarts · 6 years ago
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Somehow, I'm all of these...
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Dad DMs: check the rulebook every give seconds, name npcs after terrible puns, make sound effects during battles
Mum DMs: bring loads of snacks to every game, ‘are you sure you want to do that? Well, are you really sure?’, puts you on a time-out for killing an npc
Cool Aunt DMs: ‘oh yeah that’s totally not how the rules say that works but go ahead cos it’s hilarious’
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fandanglefrogfarts · 7 months ago
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Ah. Yes. This makes sense. Thank you for clarifying.
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fandanglefrogfarts · 4 years ago
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It doesn't show in this picture, but Snickerdoodle was in fact, completely done with me and my shit at this point.
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fandanglefrogfarts · 4 years ago
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Snickerdoodle has to have surgery on Tuesday (9/22/20) to get a mammary tumor removed. Any rat people have experience with this? Any tips on how I can help her recover? I'm worried she's going to chew off her vest/ stiches
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fandanglefrogfarts · 4 years ago
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Cozy 🥰🐀🐁
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fandanglefrogfarts · 4 years ago
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Me, to my rat: hi ilysm do you wanna hang out?😊😊
My rat:* absolutely does NOT want to hang out 10000% done with me and my shit and has very important rat things to do that my constant interference is impeding*
Me: I'm so glad we're friends 😃
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fandanglefrogfarts · 6 years ago
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I'm having a bad day so I'm gonna post this picture of my rat so when I'm scrolling later I'll see it and be happy because I love her
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fandanglefrogfarts · 3 years ago
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There's a senior rat at my local humane society right now and I am debating scooping him up so strongly. It's been too quiet since my last girl rat passed in October
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fandanglefrogfarts · 6 years ago
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My sister, while playing Skyrim: I have contracted brain rot.
Sister:....
Sister: That really just sounds like a full day at work.
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fandanglefrogfarts · 6 years ago
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I could never be a spy because my joints crack louder than the thunder of a wrathful God and it would surely give me away
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fandanglefrogfarts · 6 years ago
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The Midwest is wild.
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fandanglefrogfarts · 6 years ago
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My favorite Dingleborp moment so far had to be this:
After driving away a dragon from the keep they were defending, the players were hailed by a half-dragon champion. He wanted them to send their strongest warrior to face him in one on one combat in exchange for 4 hostages . The players looked at each other , and then at then at me, and started to chant: Dingleborp! Dingleborp! So they sent this 4'10" obese cat man out of the keep to fight a 7' tall half dragon general, all the while chanting his name. Dingleborp waddles out onto the battlefield, armed with his sword and without warning,just charges into battle with the ferocity of a thousand suns. As Dingleborp charges into battle the aasimar ranger shouts from the keep parapet "I encourage violence!" This causes the rest of the party to also shout "encourage violence!", which sends Dingleborp into an absolute frenzy. Dingleborp locks swords with the halfdragon but can't manage to break through. The half dragon parrys him and lands a blow to Dingleborps gut with the butt of his sword. Somehow, Dingleborp manges to to grab the hilt of halfdragon's sword and bash his hand with the butt of his own sword and wrestle it away. So now, this screeching cat man is wielding not one, but two swords and is a shrieking torrent and fury and steel. In the end, Dingleborp was knocked unconscious by the champion but for a level one fighter he didn't do bad at all.
I started DMing a game of DnD 5e for a new group tonight l.The whole time we were playing the cat of one of my players refused to get off of the table so we just made it a character sheet and set some dice next to it. Whenever the cat had to make a roll we just set the appropriate die on it’s paw and the cat kinda… tossed it. It was surprisingly successfull.
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fandanglefrogfarts · 6 years ago
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Friendship is sitting in a steak n shake at one in the morning and looking up each other's astrology birth charts
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fandanglefrogfarts · 6 years ago
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@ my singular mutual on this godforsaken website: hi :)
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fandanglefrogfarts · 7 years ago
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I might as well be a sea cucumber
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