#fancyyyy

[rowenwolf]

Doc Ock lookin motherfucker

[pyotrkochetkov]

hurricanes @ blue jackets | november 23, 2024

[flos-obsessivus]

Mirror being Severin’s advisor is so funny because like “Ahem. My wisdom that comes from my many years of being cursed tells me to advise you: You should totally fucking kill that guy. And bone me afterwards ;)”

That's so real!!! And Severin wouldn't even question it, he might be the king who's in control of everything but your word has always been important not only to him, but also to his father and grandfather. You lived through 2 of the kings of his bloodline, and they have always ingraned in his brain to listen to you as you know better than anybody that ever existed in recent history.

He is so serious about following your word that he would not question the obviously added-on last part, only dragging you to his bed chambers to complete the wisdom you imparted. He'll only realize that it was a bluff when he wakes up naked with you nuzzling on his chest, content with last nights rendezvous.

[astridlius]

open @aurorabaystarter

location: town hall

Astrid sighed deeply as her head lolled back against the plastic waiting room chair she'd been sat in for the past hour. She was at town hall to contest a ticket, her name still hadn't been called, and her phone had died 20 minutes ago, in the middle of another run through the Love Island sim (she'd been trying to seduce the hot pro wrestler this time). Desperate for some kind of stimulation, she looked over at the person next to her and said, "Hi, I'm so sorry — I'm so bored. Can you tell me something interesting? Literally anything. A fun fact, the name of your childhood pet — anything."

[hirashino]

whatever gods that existed above, they were adamant on her suffering. laughing and giggling and gossiping amongst themselves in view of the train - wreck that was the stage - play of one doctor yosano akiko's life, now erupted into flames tenfold with the new case brought to the detective agency the morning of. hearing about what would unfold and actually upon it were two completely different things. she'd hardly tuned out during conference meetings, much less when the president was attending, but the pairing of her name with that bandaged madman had her nearly falling out of her seat in dismay.

all of the excuses she could've mustered, shot down before they could leave her mouth — there was no other choice. the other members didn't work appearance - wise, pairing - wise, they'd recognize kunikida from previous affiliations, and then ... that left the two of them. so there they were, dressed to the nines for some overtly extravagant, fancy fundraiser's gala, trying to convince their target — their suspect, to take them on as clients. for a wedding.

@osaumu : ❛  so  many  jokes ,  i  can’t  even  choose .  ❜

pads of her fingers twisted the fake ring over her finger, still very much real gold, with striking sapphires and smaller, decorative diamonds around the edges — she'd yet to question where he got it. their story needed to be believable, and yet, that ring was just about the only thing truly convincing as they still had yet to iron out all the details prior. “ choose absolutely none of them, what if you scare the planner off ? not everyone has the same humor as you do. or anyone, really. ”

her hands, bare for the first time in a while just to display the ring, the vulnerability was strong as she attempted to focus on the champagne glass in her grasp. bangs, sleeked back to and styled simply with her butterfly hair pin on its usual side, and her typical attire replaced with a white gown. perhaps the only part she truly enjoyed about this case, the glamor of it all. stealing a glance his way, she pursed her lips in thought before adding, “ your hair looks decent. ”

[stormbreaker-290]

Whkjjh

Wou gh-

[vampiricbisexuality]

i love skirts but not when im like at school

[cammie]

reason number 856,000 why i love the heated seats in my mommy’s car: built-in heating pad the period back pain is flaying me alive rn

[twistedappletree]

busting my ass setting up interviews for a part-timer at my job like I’ve been recruiting my whole life lmAO I’m actually pretty impressed with myself ngl???? I feel so ✨professional✨

[scottishstoner]

One of my managers at work at the hotel (I work as a server in the restaurant) who I hate - she just is rude in general even when you work well but I will say she is absolutely amazing at managing things well, cannot fault her for that at all, she is great at her job…but she is not good to her staff - she is having an affair with one of the chefs and they’re both married but somehow everyone is still gossiping about me and this guy at work starting a relationship but not labelling it just yet - bitch I walked in on her and him in the plate cupboard. I said nothing apart from to the guy I’m seeing.. and he said nothing to anyone but she’s such a bitch but I’m such an idiot and too nice I don’t wanna ruin anyone’s life like that, they’re doing it themselves anyway

[itswrenly]

@cheesest1cks

Fancy boys!

[coronangelic1]

i truly hate christmas but eh! at least i will get... lets check... absolutely nothing this year! and to be fair thats quite a good gift compared to last years!

[squeaky-toy]

C nd F for the smoking meme 💗💜

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[wolfram-but-art]

Request: Would you please draw Demoman and Sniper in kilts? :D Also what kind of pie are you baking?

oooohhh boy they're fancyyyy

the pie was a pumpkin pie

i could have baked it longer but it turned out pretty okay in the end, i didnt poison anyone so thats a win in my book

oh and also here's some zoom-ins

[artsysurvivor]

[Image ID: 7 small pictures fitted on a black digital canvas.

The first is of prince!Halt looking towards the top left corner. His bangs are choppy and split down the middle; his eyebrows are slightly furrowed. He has a long, straight nose that goes in at the top and immediately bumps out again.

The second is of a lake, surrounded by lush green grass. There are trees and bushes in the distance; the lake itself is a murky blue—the sky is a light blue.

The third picture is of the door to Pritchard's cabin. There is a green cloak hanging by the open door. Rolling hills with the same lush grass, bushes and trees in the far background, and flowers towards the front can be seen from it.

The fourth picture is a family portrait. The whole portrait isn't in frame, showing a major corner of it, but the twins and their two parents are visible. They are all wearing purple clothing; the parents have gold garments while the boys have lighter purple garments. The garments include a sash going down diagonally across the boys, as well as tied around their waists and elbows; their mother has a light purple pattern going down the center of the top part of her dress as well. Both parents have gold shoulder pads; their father has a gold sash going diagonally while their mom has a belt tied around her waist and some around her collar. Their father has brown hair while their mother has black hair. Their father is resting his hand on Halt's shoulder.

The fifth picture is underwater.

The sixth picture is showing part of a golden throne with a pointed spiral in the middle with lines curving out from it. The throne looks hard.

And finally, the seventh picture is of Ferris's hand grasping a vile with red liquid in it. The cap closing the vile resembles a crown with a red center and wires going around it vertically. /End ID]

seven minutes

[rins-batcave]

some of the best ways to sit

shittily drawn by me

fully extended

fancyyyy

knees tucked and together

knees tucked but apart

crisscross

one leg up or the asian

manspread

backwards