#fancyyyy

[rowenwolf]

Doc Ock lookin motherfucker

[flos-obsessivus]

Mirror being Severin’s advisor is so funny because like “Ahem. My wisdom that comes from my many years of being cursed tells me to advise you: You should totally fucking kill that guy. And bone me afterwards ;)”

That's so real!!! And Severin wouldn't even question it, he might be the king who's in control of everything but your word has always been important not only to him, but also to his father and grandfather. You lived through 2 of the kings of his bloodline, and they have always ingraned in his brain to listen to you as you know better than anybody that ever existed in recent history.

He is so serious about following your word that he would not question the obviously added-on last part, only dragging you to his bed chambers to complete the wisdom you imparted. He'll only realize that it was a bluff when he wakes up naked with you nuzzling on his chest, content with last nights rendezvous.

[astridlius]

open @aurorabaystarter

location: town hall

Astrid sighed deeply as her head lolled back against the plastic waiting room chair she'd been sat in for the past hour. She was at town hall to contest a ticket, her name still hadn't been called, and her phone had died 20 minutes ago, in the middle of another run through the Love Island sim (she'd been trying to seduce the hot pro wrestler this time). Desperate for some kind of stimulation, she looked over at the person next to her and said, "Hi, I'm so sorry — I'm so bored. Can you tell me something interesting? Literally anything. A fun fact, the name of your childhood pet — anything."

[hirashino]

whatever gods that existed above, they were adamant on her suffering. laughing and giggling and gossiping amongst themselves in view of the train - wreck that was the stage - play of one doctor yosano akiko's life, now erupted into flames tenfold with the new case brought to the detective agency the morning of. hearing about what would unfold and actually upon it were two completely different things. she'd hardly tuned out during conference meetings, much less when the president was attending, but the pairing of her name with that bandaged madman had her nearly falling out of her seat in dismay.

all of the excuses she could've mustered, shot down before they could leave her mouth — there was no other choice. the other members didn't work appearance - wise, pairing - wise, they'd recognize kunikida from previous affiliations, and then ... that left the two of them. so there they were, dressed to the nines for some overtly extravagant, fancy fundraiser's gala, trying to convince their target — their suspect, to take them on as clients. for a wedding.

@osaumu : ❛  so  many  jokes ,  i  can’t  even  choose .  ❜

pads of her fingers twisted the fake ring over her finger, still very much real gold, with striking sapphires and smaller, decorative diamonds around the edges — she'd yet to question where he got it. their story needed to be believable, and yet, that ring was just about the only thing truly convincing as they still had yet to iron out all the details prior. “ choose absolutely none of them, what if you scare the planner off ? not everyone has the same humor as you do. or anyone, really. ”

her hands, bare for the first time in a while just to display the ring, the vulnerability was strong as she attempted to focus on the champagne glass in her grasp. bangs, sleeked back to and styled simply with her butterfly hair pin on its usual side, and her typical attire replaced with a white gown. perhaps the only part she truly enjoyed about this case, the glamor of it all. stealing a glance his way, she pursed her lips in thought before adding, “ your hair looks decent. ”

[stormbreaker-290]

Whkjjh

Wou gh-

[downtherabbitholewithlucy]

I fucking love these fools so much

(edited from multiple videos from IG: (Limpbizkitjapan, Limpbizkitbrasil, Fred_Durst_Reflections)

[cammie]

reason number 856,000 why i love the heated seats in my mommy’s car: built-in heating pad the period back pain is flaying me alive rn

[twistedappletree]

busting my ass setting up interviews for a part-timer at my job like I’ve been recruiting my whole life lmAO I’m actually pretty impressed with myself ngl???? I feel so ✨professional✨

[just-another-colin-kinnie]

Heres my only good doodle from my silly vacation

[scottishstoner]

One of my managers at work at the hotel (I work as a server in the restaurant) who I hate - she just is rude in general even when you work well but I will say she is absolutely amazing at managing things well, cannot fault her for that at all, she is great at her job…but she is not good to her staff - she is having an affair with one of the chefs and they’re both married but somehow everyone is still gossiping about me and this guy at work starting a relationship but not labelling it just yet - bitch I walked in on her and him in the plate cupboard. I said nothing apart from to the guy I’m seeing.. and he said nothing to anyone but she’s such a bitch but I’m such an idiot and too nice I don’t wanna ruin anyone’s life like that, they’re doing it themselves anyway

[artsysurvivor]

[Image ID: 7 small pictures fitted on a black digital canvas.

The first is of prince!Halt looking towards the top left corner. His bangs are choppy and split down the middle; his eyebrows are slightly furrowed. He has a long, straight nose that goes in at the top and immediately bumps out again.

The second is of a lake, surrounded by lush green grass. There are trees and bushes in the distance; the lake itself is a murky blue—the sky is a light blue.

The third picture is of the door to Pritchard's cabin. There is a green cloak hanging by the open door. Rolling hills with the same lush grass, bushes and trees in the far background, and flowers towards the front can be seen from it.

The fourth picture is a family portrait. The whole portrait isn't in frame, showing a major corner of it, but the twins and their two parents are visible. They are all wearing purple clothing; the parents have gold garments while the boys have lighter purple garments. The garments include a sash going down diagonally across the boys, as well as tied around their waists and elbows; their mother has a light purple pattern going down the center of the top part of her dress as well. Both parents have gold shoulder pads; their father has a gold sash going diagonally while their mom has a belt tied around her waist and some around her collar. Their father has brown hair while their mother has black hair. Their father is resting his hand on Halt's shoulder.

The fifth picture is underwater.

The sixth picture is showing part of a golden throne with a pointed spiral in the middle with lines curving out from it. The throne looks hard.

And finally, the seventh picture is of Ferris's hand grasping a vile with red liquid in it. The cap closing the vile resembles a crown with a red center and wires going around it vertically. /End ID]

seven minutes

[squeaky-toy]

C nd F for the smoking meme 💗💜

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[wolfram-but-art]

Request: Would you please draw Demoman and Sniper in kilts? :D Also what kind of pie are you baking?

oooohhh boy they're fancyyyy

the pie was a pumpkin pie

i could have baked it longer but it turned out pretty okay in the end, i didnt poison anyone so thats a win in my book

oh and also here's some zoom-ins

[yawntutsyip]

— Modern Boyfriend Ao’nung —

authors note: idk what this is tbh but 🤷‍♀️ enjoy

His password on his phone is your birthday, yes this man is whipped for you.

He purposely leaves his hoodies at your house so you’ll wear them, seeing you in his clothes makes him kick his feet

He’s the type to do that one thing when reversing. Ya know the thing- they look behind them and put an arm over the back of the passenger seat. (He purposely does it to get you flustered)

He gives you flowers just because, he would see flowers at the store and immediately his mind goes to, ‘I bet they would like these’.

If you tell him about a new hobby you wanted to get into , ex:painting. The next day he sets up a date at a painting class just for you baby ;)

You guys have matching bracelets with each others name engraved on the inside that only you guys know about.

He never lets you pay for things no matter how much you tell him no (you have to go behind his back and secretly pay)

Ao’nung let’s you cheat off his homework <3 (but he lowkey lectures you for not asking for his help before it was due)

If he finds out you got some sort of detention, well looks like he got it too also hmm what a coincidence

You go to all his basketball games and make sure to be the loudest cheerleader on the bleachers, gotta let them know he’s taken 🙄

He likes to cuddle shhhh. Any time you are even within reach he is already pulling you to his side, face nuzzled in your neck with arms wrapped around you.

You guys have rap battles dissing each other, sometimes he goes to far but he apologizes saying he doesn’t mean it 💀 he’s just really competitive.

You make him learn TikTok/Kpop (if you like kpop) dances and he throws away his ego and learns it just for you. “FANCYYYY YOUUUU~” “POP OUT YOUR HIPS MORE AO’NUNG” “BABE IM TRYING!”

Tsireya walked in on him dancing and forever makes fun of him.

You always catch him staring at you, you swear you see hearts in his eyes. You guys literally that one TikTok sound. “Stop looking at me with those eyes Ao’nung” “what eyes?” He replies while staring at you like you are his whole world (spoiler: you are)

You and him have self care nights where he goes over to your house, or you go over to his, and you guys to face masks and watch movies in bed eating popcorn and talk shit about people. “Nah because did you see Lo’ak- them fucking bright ass orange highlighter looking crocs” “nah that shit made me blind-“

THIS MAN KNOWS HOW TO COOK!!! He makes you and him lunch for school(school food is nasty, he won’t let his baby eat that stuff), and is always asking you “did you eat?”

He isn’t afraid to show people how much he loves you, on your birthday you were at school and this man walks in your classroom mid lesson with 6 balloons, a huge bouquet of flowers, 3 presents, a hand written birthday card. “HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABY!!!”

tag list: @fanboyluvr @eywas-heir @gender3nvyy @kenzi-woycehoski @ilovejakesullysdick @definitelynot-here @buckyb4rnes @iikatsukii @vanill4cupid

[kolorace]

Eeee Criss Cross redesign.

crossyy

i wanted to give him a LOT of x's ... and fluff

i also gave him a lil roman numeral 10 tattoo :3

[d8nielaa]

Soda X Reader? where the gang doesn’t know he’s dating a soc until They find him at home being really cute with her?

Authors Note: yes anon!! It'd be a little surprise for the gang..

"She's a Soc?!"

Sodapop Curtis x fem!soc reader

"y/n/n" = your nick name

It was a cold, yet peaceful night in Tulsa. Friday night, to be specific. Sodapop got out of work a little early, and invited me over since Darry and Ponyboy went with the gang to the drive in.

It wasn't often we got to hang out, so I was eager to accept.

Once the others left, Sodapop called me, and I immediately made my way over. I parked my car a few blocks down, near the West side, before meeting up with Soda halfway and letting him walk me to his house.

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Once we made it to the house and got inside, Sodapop waisted no time in picking me up. His hands went to my thighs, and he lifted me up. My legs wrapping around his waist as I squealed.

"S-soda!" I said, a blush creeping up on my cheeks as I laughed.

"Yes y/n/n?" He said teasingly, taking me to him and Ponyboy's shared room. He plopped me down on the bed, before laying on top of me, in between my legs.

His hands continued to rest on my thighs, his lips attacking my neck.

'Soda.." I whined.

"hmm?" He hummed, squeezing my thighs gently, causing me to squirm.

"What if-what is somebody sees us baby? We're gonna get caught-"

"Everyone's out for the night, we'll sneak you back out before they get here. I told Darry to call me at the drive in when they were leaving.. we'll be okay"

I sighed, before reluctantly nodding my head and letting him continue his attack on my neck, which slowly began to make its way to my jaw.

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It had only been about an hour, and things got a little heated. Soda was now sitting on the bed, his legs spread a little. I sat on his right thigh, grinding on it every now and then.

Our lips were on each others, his hands on the small of my back, keeping me close to him. My hands rested on his shoulders, squeezing them every now and then.

We continued kissing for what felt like hours, before slowly calming down. Soda laid us on down on the bed, holding me close, tight against his chest.

He whispered sweet nothings into my ear, like he always did, before we ultimately fell asleep.

Unfortunately, that was a mistake.

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"-looks real sweet" (Ponyboy)

"yeah, her clothes are FANCYYYY" (Two-Bit)

"she look real pretty too" (Dallas)

"she's so beautiful" (Ace)

"Soda! Soda wake up" We heard, a hand nudging Sodapop awake. My eyes fluttered open as Sodapop scrambled up, pulling me up with his.

I blinked away the sleepiness, rubbing my eyes as I yawned and looked up.

Seeing the whole gang staring down at us.

It was silent for a few moments, before the only girl spoke.

"Who's this, Soda?" She asked, genuinely curious, with a sweet and teasing smile on her face.

"This..this is my girlfriend-"

"Girlfriend?!"

"A GIRL WHO'S A FRIEND??!!"

"awwww"

Their reactions made me happy, for once in my dull life, I was happy. The oldest one, presumably Darry, managed to get the gang to quiet down.

"Where are ya from?" One of them asked, he hadn't spoken till now. He seemed sweet and shy. Trustworthy.

"Oh I'm from the West side."

Everyone went silent, and stared at me.

Oh. Shit.

"....She's a Soc?!"

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Author's Note: Hiii my loves!! I've been writing these since early in the morning-yalls requests genuinely give me something to do. These two almost got..freaky 😏. Jkjk i don’t write smut-THAT IS THE FARTHEST ILL GO. Keep the requests coming!!