#fan behavior if you ask me!

[firelxdykatara]

it really is genuinely so funny how obsessed zk antis actually are with the ship. like there's a lot of embarrassing shit i'll get up to on main but one thing you'll never catch me dead doing is wasting the energy to create an entire blog and maintain it for over a year, dedicated to nothing but talking about a ship i allegedly hate.

and if i had a nickel for every zutara hate blog i've seen over the years, i might not have a lot of nickels, but i'd definitely have more than a handful, and it's very weird that it happened a lot more than once lmao

[cassandracain52]

Reverse trope

where instead of the Bats forgetting that they’re adopted (something actual adoptees do on occasion and is hilarious) they forget that some of them *cough Damian cough* aren’t

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Jason in the heat of a probably ridiculous argument: Yeah well YOU’RE adopted!

Tim just as invested in said argument: So are YOU! We all are!

Damian who had previously been quietly watching this unfold while he drank his tea: Actually I’m not

Tim and Jason who didn’t realize he was there but are already DoneTM: …… Damian continuing to sip his tea entirely unbothered: :)

Damian: Because I’m not an orphan-

Jason: ok, yoU KNOW WHAT-

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or like in their group texts (that we know they have thanks to Nightwing (2016) #79)

*Steph changed the group chat name to “Bruce Wayne’s Personal Orpanage”*

Jason: Really?

Steph: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Steph: It’s the truth Damian: Both my parents are very much alive

Steph: Shhh you don’t count

Cass: Mine too Duke: Technically so are mine

Barbara: I still have a dad so there’s that

Steph: YOU GUYS ARE RUINING THE JOKE

Tim: Stephanie aren’t BOTH of your parents alive???

Steph: KNOW WHAT? FINE

*Steph changed the group chat name to “The Technicality Police”*

Tim: well that’s more accurate at least

Steph: :)

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Damian in his 10th argument with Tim of the day: That’s- this is-

Tim in full Antagonizing Big Brother mode: I’m listening

Damian -a Gen Z and best friend to Jon Kent- extremely frustrated: This is such Motherless behavior!

Tim taken aback: [voice cracking] W-what-?

Damian who didn’t mean to say that but doubling down anyway because his bloodline doesn’t believe in admitting mistakes: THIS! This is such Motherless behavior!

The rest of the family who is also motherless: :O

Cass whose been spending way too much time with Meme Queen Stephanie Brown and not involved in the argument but finding it entertaining regardless: [nodding along seriously] Facts

Tim: [visibly betrayed] CASS WHAT-

A video copy of the interaction gets sent out anonymously to the entire family. Barbara is the prime suspect but there is no proof as of yet (and they will never find any)

Steph, Cass, and Duke continue to respond “Motherless behavior” everytime one of the bats does something they deem questionable/insane. It is said often

It only stops when one night in the middle of patrol. Batman is in full Dark Knight mode (possibly in the middle of threatening someone) and descends from the ceiling into the middle of a warehouse drug deal, dark cape billowing out behind him-

and Steph just automatically whispers “Motherless behavior” forgetting her com was still very much on

She immediately realizes what she said and frantically apologizes but it’s too late.

Bruce just- Blue Screens. Completely stunned into silence

Dick -who was unfortunate enough to be the one teamed up with Batman tonight- is fighting for his life to choke back his laughter

Jason doesn’t even try to stop his and has collapsed to his knees from lack of air from how hard he’s laughing. Cass try’s half heartedly patting his back to help to no avail

The criminals are terrified into surrender from The Red Hood just laughing hysterically at seemingly nothing while Batman just Stands There

Damian ends up being the only one still functioning enough to continue arresting everyone, though he is privately amused and strangely proud

Tim and Barbara have saved both the com recordings and cowl footage to at least three different servers and sent it to absolutely everyone before Batman even recovers

Duke finds out second hand the next morning and is furious he missed the chance to see it in person. He declares he is moving to the nightshift so it doesn’t happen again. (He is all talk and goes to bed by 9 pm)

Bruce bans the phrase for life and promises swift and server punishment to anyone who dares to use it again

[anto-pops]

you don't have to post this.

I'm just happy you nodded to how destructive that blog is. I'm glad to see some resistance to that blogs fucking existence.

I'm sorry anto. Parts of me is happy you've slightly moved on from HL just so that hopefully didn't barb you as bad as I'm sure "bitch of the blog" wanted it to.

Yes she self-submitted it. She does that with all her worst ones. It's for attention - and blatantly visible in her discord servers. Do not take it to heart.

I will post this because if you and I feel similarly about it, there’s bound to be others.

I’ll say it with my whole chest: that entire blog is a joke and an excuse for insecure, mean spirited people to harp on others. I blocked the entire page basically right at the beginning when I started seeing it pop up in my feed, but from what I gathered when my attention was dragged there by the anons in my own inbox, it’s full of people who:

A. Hate the game and all the characters

B. Are jealous of other creators and their success

C. Are too lazy to write their own stories yet have the gall to criticize other writers’ work

The fucking audacity to make a blog like that and defend the blatant bullying with “well we’re allowed to dislike things and have our own opinions” is so unbelievably lazy it’s not even funny. Nevermind the fact that there’s nothing anonymous about half the asks there— I could clearly tell who certain asks were referring to. Maybe the whole thing started with a few harmless polls (which is what I saw at the start) but it’s transformed into something so nasty that to defend it just leaves a sour taste in my mouth. Fuck that blog and fuck the people who feed into the toxicity.

[cashweasel]

Superstar status ⭐️

[endlessfuckup]

saw your post about no longer wanting to be a phan blog and i just wanted to say i get you especially the reaction to this tour has been very uncomfortable and i could never figure out exactly why it felt... overbearing ig??? but it has been building and the tour leak and announcement just seemed to put a spotlight on people seem to have learned nothing from the previous years and seem to think that now that they're back it's okay to push their boundaries because they're engaging with us again. and tbh i appreciate you for helping put into words the discomfort ive been feeling and it sucks that it turned out like this that the enjoyment of the thing gets harder because of others

I was so so hoping it wouldn't get like this again

The first 5-6 months of the gaming channel being back were mostly wonderful

Everyone was behaving and respectfully enjoying dnp being back as a duo

I've seen/felt it building up over the past few months but I kept ignoring it because I figured it was just newer phans who didn't know about any of "the lore"

But every time I'd check their page out it would almost always be someone in their mid-late 20s who has been around for 10+ years

I was dumbfounded

I genuinely cannot believe people still treat Dan and Phil like tv characters who exist purely for entertaining the masses

Its really sad

[dirhwangdaseul-archived]

idk if i have stated in so many words before but kinda weird for people not to care about the brown men of the story on account of them being men

like most people did to javi irl what the yellowjackets did in the show lol, dismissed always, no more than the little kid, he was already dead

[shittyvampire]

You should do the world a favor and stop wasting its oxygen. Please end yourself (in Minecraft) :)

bro thinks i don't know who they are, hiding behind that anon lmao ☠️

[destiny-in-the-universe]

I’m actually extremely annoyed right now.

Sending me asks is supposed to be fun. This is not your space to troll me. I can revoke the right to be getting asks from me, but I don’t because I enjoy interacting with my followers and my mutuals and anyone new who wants to explore my page.

I’m sure this is what they want- to get me riled up, but let me get one thing straight: this is my blog. my rules.

I don’t want to have to turn off anon.

But if you keep disrespecting my boundaries, I will have no other choice. Don’t ruin the experience for those who actually want to have their asks answered under anon.

~ Mod Danny (They/Them); Co-Front: Wolf, Velvette, Lute

[swiftfootedachilles]

The people youre talking about were friends way before you showed up why are you making this such a big thing

i didn't even name anyone y'all don't even know what users i was referring to 💀 "before i showed up" some of the users didn't even join the fandom until long after i did so what are you talking about.... not that you would know that since i was purposefully vague and never named them ☠️☠️☠️

[meg-noel-art]

Hi! So I just want to ask you why you can say that Seyka is disponsable bc she is in a DLC and seyloy shippers can't say they are endgame?

You say that people should be prepare bc she is not coming back but you are so sure that they are going to make multiple romance options. (Is amazing how you are denying CANON feelings while being so sure that all the ships that aren't cannon are going to be a choice but that's your opinion and although i do not share It I respect it and I'm not going to argue it).

We don't know anything yet so at the same time that you theorize about the game and you are so sure that GG is going to have all the characters that Aloy has met (except Seyka ofc bc she is a DLC character and she is not important according to what you are saying) having a romance with her, please stop the whinning when other people are saying that they are endgame bc this is a fandom and people are going to have their own opinions and theories.

You are talking about ship wars and comparing the two sides while Kylie Lyle Page is reciving misoginistic, racist and homophobic insults all over the internet and the game is been review bombing by bigots bc two girls kissed.

Some perspective wouldn't hurt.

Anyone can scroll my page and see that I'm not saying absolutely anything you're accusing me of. So I'm just posting this without responding so everyone can see what a problem you are.

[russilton]

Following a Chris Brown fan account Lewis? Really? 😭

Mmm I’ve seen spinz boost his work before so I’m not shocked, but still disappointed

Reminder folks, this is the Chris Brown who beats women. It doesn’t matter if you like his music, because he beats women. Listen to something else. He’s living proof the fear-mongering about cancel culture is utter bullshit.

[oh-my-damn]

This is all hilarious to me.

Here is Yvette Nicole Browns current twitter cover, along with the tweets she made about the Chris Evans fandom, due to their negative reaction yesterday.

This is what she originally posted, mere hours before the article about her "Twitter Bae" Chris Evans (41) dating a 25 year old woman came out:

Now, I don't know if YNB is part of the LGBTQ+ Community. I would suspect this wasn't her "coming out" story though, and considering I haven't heard anything else about it, I would assume she's straight (also judging by the fact that she calls Chris Evans her "Twitter boyfriend".)

So tell me how it makes sense that she's now trying to convince people she made that post about "people like her"? It doesn't.

She made it about 40+ year old men.

She just got very, very unlucky, that the one 40+ year old man she's been wanting to fuck for ages and stans to an amount that would actually classify her as a fan, made his relationship with a 25 year old woman public within 24 year hours later.

And now she backtracks. You know what else she's doing?

Protecting said white man because she either does not want to see his faults (like a fan) or because she knows she cannot win in this situation.

Do you know what the white man she's defending is doing? Sitting on his ass and letting her take the heat for his wrongdoings, because she's defending him.

A tale as old as time.

White men really do get away with fucking everything, don't they?

[shallowrambles]

anon, the short answer is…not really. my block style is mostly merciful, i think. i’m also gifted with the ability to forget the faces and usernames of even users i DO like, so i rarely remember who i blocked after a certain point.

one thing i do despise when ppl reblog you en masse with walls of text, cluttering your feed, then delete their responses before you can reply, or act as if as if passive aggressiveness can be erased by signing everything with “<3.” i favor directness, and that is…the opposite.

but in that case too i see the person is usually troubled…and usually literally also torturing themselves w my blog and i feel like i’m doing them a huge favor by blocking. they get to save their energy!

[artofluffy]

How are you going to claim to be an “artist” when the art in your profile isn’t even yours!?!?

hmmm…good question!

[bbqhooligan]

also twitter turning HARD on america ferrera when she got a nom but robbie didnt was really horrifying. like i think almost all barbie discourse proves itself irrelevant by nature but holy shit this woman of color bearing the brunt at the very last second is. well problematic. scary for all that talk of feminism. again proving how shallow it all is

[semi-sketchy]

God damn can people learn to use their words already