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hello! i'll start some basics here. some of you may have seen me send in a request to faleena! i am the š» anon who sent in my idea to her and i decided to write about it!
i'm currently on and off of Tumblr, so i won't be writing requests. i apologize to those who thought i may be a blog for that, but this is moreso a hobby to put down my own thoughts into characters.
about me ā
you can call me ghostface or ghost. whichever, i am over the age of twenty so the whole nsfw talk can be spoken to me about, but i don't write that sort of content.
fandoms ā
if my icon and header weren't obvious enough, but i do enjoy the slasher fandom. i have a couple of my own stories already posted here for that fandom. but i can talk about characters from COD, marvel, DC and other things. (i'll list them below)
star wars
gundam (and several other anime. just ask and i'll see if i recall said anime/manga or not)
stranger things
the boys
final fantasy
overwatch
apex legends
plenty more! just ask away!
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Part 1
First off, Iām going to have to break this review up into pieces. Iāve got too much to rant about - complete with screen grabs - that tumblr will hate me. Not to mention, I want to show you the pain and then talk about some of the more salient problems with this book in depth.Ā
A little over a month and a half ago I said I was going to do something stupid. I was going to read my way through Faleena Hopkinsā book You Donāt Know Me. I got through the first half in a fairly decent clip - the writing was not good, the characters werenāt good, the plots were flying more than mosquitoes in summer... and then I got to the part where I just started continually shouting.
Laws of physics, laws of nature, laws of storytelling were all thrown aside as if they were garbage and then literal garbage was shoved into its place.
This was not a good book. This is not me ragging on her as an author. But I am not joking when I say Iāve read stuff by actual teenagers that was much, much better than this. And because I had to suffer through it, you have to suffer through my ranting.Ā Arenāt I nice?
The story takes a common trope āSecret Love Childā and combines it with another āThe Missing Heirā and adds a dash ofĀ āDraco in Leather Pantsā andĀ āPoor Little Rich Boyā into the mix. By the way, if you canāt guess, TV Tropes is my wiki-walk rabbit hole and I have no regrets. The same cannot be said for this book.
Rue Calliwell (and I donāt care if I misspell the name - the author doesnāt; why should I?) is trying to make it in Los Angeles. She works the graveyard shift at a local grocery store while trying to catch her big break as a dancer. When Jack Stone, one of Americaās Famous Billionaire Playboys, suddenly appears on her doorstep hopping mad, she wonders what died in his Wheaties and maybe if she can kiss away the frown heās fixing her with. (Yep, sheās dreaming about some brother banging.) After dragging the story out for way too long, itās finally revealed that Rue is the bastard daughter of Jackās father and that heās been embezzling from his company to stock up an inheritance of $50 million that has Rueās name all over it. If she refuses the money, it goes to the KKK and she canāt allow that to happen. While her other brother, Sean, treats her to a Pretty Woman makeover, Jack wrangles their best friend Alec (and super hot lead singer of a band thatās never mentioned and isn't important to the plot in any way) to seduce his sister and then break her heart. Because thatās what all pissed off brothers do, dontcha know?Ā
So where do I even begin with this?
How about at the beginning... I have over 120 notes that I made on this as I read it. Iāll share some of them with you.
This is the opening paragraph to this book. There is so much wrong with this I just canāt even. From the random thought, to the run-on sentence (a Faleena Hopkins Trademark), to the weird-ass descriptors. Frowning Forehead? Are there lips on this forehead? Another face? Not to mention that there are missing en-dashes and itās in a confusing tense. (Most of the book is in first person/present tense... because of the contraction, the sentence can be read as both present and past tense.)
The story introduces us to Rue, Jack, and Sean in pretty short order. Rue is supposed to be the heroine. The one weāre rooting for. Jack is the antagonist. One of the two wronged brothers and the one who thinks that Rue has an agenda. He is not a nice character. Then thereās Sean who is too good for this world and is written like every single stereotypical gay best friend but heās got a āSECRET!ā You have one guess what that is going to be.
If you canāt tell, this is in reference to Jack. But not only do we have a wild apostrophe, but we also have Exorcist levels of neck contortion. Not to mention a super awkward sentence.
This is also a Faleena Hopkins Trademark.
See...
I also mentioned that the story was in need of a good editor. Not just a proofreader, but an actual story doctor who could prune the 15 or so subplots down to something manageable while actually giving us a romance. Not a sex story shoved into a family drama. By the way, this story BARELY qualifies as a romance and Iām not totally convinced it is. The main characters end up together, but it is in no way satisfying and the focus of the story wasnāt on the relationship. More on that later.
But letās go back to the editing.
Sorry about the italics not translating between Goodreads (where I can access my notes) and whatās in the actual book.Ā Trust me when I say that this woman hasnāt met an italic she didnāt love, except when she should use them.
As you can see, there are now enough errors for me to mark it down a star for poor proofreading.Ā And Iām not even a quarter of my way through this. The errors continued including something I find a death knell... the author spelling her main characterās name wrong. Iām not going to bother sharing more of her proofreading errors, unless they are really eye-roll enducing.
Another reason why this book is so bad is because the foreshadowing is heavy-handed as fuck. Like Iām going to hit you over a brick with it but I want you to act surprised when the reveal takes place. Itās that bad.
Hereās one of the most egregious examples.
We didnāt get the actual reveal of what was in the summary until 7% of the way into the book. Which is 21 pages and 5 Chapters into the book. Even then, the author played with it for a while, making it so that Rue didnāt believe the lawyer and thought this was some elaborate reality show prank. Yeah.
The author also wasnāt terribly good at hiding her foreshadowing.
This was in the characterās head. You donāt hide that kind of thing in your own head. Itās why most mystery writers donāt write from the POV of the killer, āThe Strange Case of Roger Ackroydā aside. It gives away the mystery. Coupled with the over abundance of POVs and this heavy handed handling of the character. I would have dropped this plot line entirely.... More on this later.Ā Trust me, what goes on with Sean is a rant in and of itself and is enough for me to rate this one star.
Now letās get into the flashback portion and will portion of the plot.
This is where the first gif really starts showing through.
Part of me really wanted to send Hopkins the Wikipedia article on cancer. The other part of me wondered: if this is what she considers hyperbole, then what other horrors did I have in store?
I shouldnāt have asked.
This is brought up, but never actually addressed. Also I need to talk about how the father gave Rue the money. He gave it to her in a lump sum. $50 million. Not a trust. Not a foundation. Just here! Cash!
The author tries to address it later. But fails.
And thatās assuming that there arenāt locality taxes and again congrats youāre in a higher income bracket.
The biggest problem with this is that the father would know better. Or have the money offshore... not something that would be transferred into a U.S. checking account to make the IRS piddle their pants like an errant puppy. The father who claims to have loved the mother and the daughter, would make sure that the daughter had the money to keep her comfortable for the rest of her life and not able to spend it or give it away all in one go.
I used to work for a lawyerās office who specialized in estate planning (and real estate) - in most cases, if you have more than $250,000 in assets that will survive your death, itās recommended to have a trust because the federal government takes so much.
These tricks are one of the many ways that the rich stay rich.
As I mentioned before Rue gets a makeover, courtesy of Sean.
Iām thinking of the now deleted video of hers... But hereās the author.
So of course from here on out, Iām picturing Faleena as Rue... which did not help matters.
The reason why I say this is a nice lampshade is literally until she finds out that Jack and Sean are her brothers, sheās fantasizing about sleeping with them and kissing them.Ā Which again is āEw!!!ā for the reader and not funny and kinda crosses the pseudo-incest vibe that Amazon will allow and goes into Incest because again, we the reader know what the score is, itās in the damned summary.
This is a huge problem in the book. The sainted mother who died of the mystical cancer is the sole woman who doesnāt get the slut/bitch/sexist treatment. Huge problem. Not even Jenna is immune (which happens later) and Jenna falls into another bad trope which I will get to later.
Thereās more, but let me tell you, headhopping in the first person, present tense is tough. Youāre deep into one characterās head. That takes talent.
Crappy talent. But talent.
This is where Iām going to stop my first post. Weāve just got the first mention of the love interest, Alec. And opened up another problem.
How is Alec Sean and Jackās only friend? I say this as someone whose best friends growing up were identical twins. Most siblings, especially those that arenāt twins, wonāt have the same bestie. They donāt want the same bestie. Itās a thing. They may have friends in common, but most best friends tend to be someone else. Mostly so they have someone they can rant to about the other.
If you think this is bad, wait until you meet Alec and the new siblings have a night on the town.
Itās going to be great....
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What exactly did Michael-Scott Earle do?
Iāve said this before but hereās a refresher...
If you are aware of, or remember the cockygate scandal that had the publishing world up in arms a few years back, a self-published romance author by the name of Faleena Hopkins tried to copyright the word ācockyā in the use of book titles. Before she even had the copyright approved, she started sending letters out to other authors whose books had the word cocky somewhere in the title. Pretending to be her non-existent lawyer, Hopkins informed the authors that she owned the copyright on the word cocky and they had 24 hours to change the titles of their books or remove the books from sale. As a self-published author I can tell you that 24 hours is not enough time to change the title and cover of a book already published and for sale. But she threatened to sue if her demands were not met. Her demands were not only unreasonable, they were also insane. You canāt own a single, common word, let alone enforce a copyright on it. It was just a tactic to try to remove her competition from the marketplace. She knew as well as anyone else that her demands couldnāt be met and was just trying to scare her competition into removing their books from sale. And in a sheer act of stupidity, when her demands werenāt met, she actually took some authors to court. Of course, her case couldnāt hold water because you canāt own and enforce a common word. She ended up losing her copyright and most of her readers. And once she drew all of this attention to herself, people started looking into her and it was found she was in violation of other things against the Amazon TOS, like book stuffing.
But even though Hopkinsā underhanded plan failed and pretty much destroyed her, hereās the thing... Amazon doesnāt care when it comes to copyright law. If someone has a legitimate copyright, they are bound to uphold it. If Hopkins had just kept her mouth shut and waited for her copyright to be approved... which was very likely to happen considering how overworked the people at the copyright office are... she could have just waited, reported the infringement directly to Amazon, and they would have removed the offending books from their marketplace for her. And other authors saw this...
Even though Hopkins destroyed herself, others started thinking that if they were smarter about it, they could pull the same stunt and actually get away with it. Spoiler alert, they didnāt. After Hopkins, everyone was on guard any anyone who tried to file a copyright for a common word was instantly shot down. But greed is powerful so that didnāt stop people from trying. Enter Michael-Scott Earle...
The guy is not just the #1 best seller in hisĀ genre on Amazon, with every new book he releases instantly hitting the #1 spot as soon as itās released, but heās also a New York Times and USA Today Bestselling author. And by self-publishing on Amazon heās cutting out the publishers and raking in the money. The guy has it made. Literally everything I wish I could be. But that apparently isnāt enough for him because not even a year after cockygate is put in the ground, he tries to do the same thing. But just filing a copyright on a common word and hoping no one notices isnāt enough for him. He has to do one better. He still files copyrights on several common words, but thatās not the only thing he files a copyright on. He also tries to file a copyright on the format of a book cover. The most common format of book covers in the sci-fi and fantasy genres... If he had gotten away with it, he would have owned the copyright on any book cover that had the bookās title at the top, the author name on the bottom, and a picture of a person holding a weapon on the cover. Iād estimate thatās like 75% of all sci-fi and fantasy novels. If heād been able to enforce that copyright, he wouldnāt have just been killing the competition, he would have been dropping a nuclear bomb on it.
This instantly put a great big target on the guyās back and everyone started looking into him. We donāt know what exactly he was doing... There were rumors of click farming and of him paying for false reviews and so on... which would explain his very sudden, almost instant rise to the #1 spot... but nothing was ever confirmed. According to Michael-Scott Earle himself, Amazon refused to ever tell him what he did wrong. Which is the exact kind of thing Amazon would do... Iāve had a book blocked by Amazon before after being for sale for only a week, and they never would tell me what was wrong with it... But what we do know is that within two weeks of his attempted copyrights being uncovered, the guyās entire Amazon account was shut down, all of his books removed from sale, and to this day, Amazon has still refused to give it back. Now the really weird thing is that Audible, which is an Amazon company, didnāt do the same thing. You can still get his books in audio book form. As far as I know thatās the only way you can get them now. But the printed and kindle editions of his books are dead. The guy was pretty much blacklisted and no one knows why. If Michael-Scott Earle himself knows, heās still feigning innocence.
But if he hadnāt tried to be a copyright scumlord that probably never would have happened to him. And itās a shame he had to be that way, because I listened to two of his books on Audible before this whole mess ever happened and I enjoyed them. They were horny teenage boy wish fulfillment, but they were still fun at least. I thought he had real talent for the kind of stuff he was writing. He knew his audience and he played to it well while still managing to give them something more than just no-effort schlock. But what he tried to do was just inexcusable and would have ruined me and so many other authors just trying to make an honest living, so even though I did enjoy the two books I listened to, I wonāt be giving him my money ever again.
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More and more Iāve become āanti-Amazonā
Itās been something gradually growing for several years. Iāve always been a āsupport brick and mortar stores!ā over online companies, and always felt guilty whenever I purchased something from Amazon, especially as I heard about other stores, from small indie places to larger chains, laying off employees or closing their doors permanently because they couldnāt compete.Ā
Then I heard about the shifty ways Amazon tries to avoid paying sales tax in most (if not all) states, which forces other companies to āfoot the billā.Ā
But the creme de la creme for the whole thing came this past holiday season, when I heard more and more about the atrocious ways Amazon treats its warehouse workers and drivers, treating them more like machines than human beings (and the sad truth is, they would probably happily replace their workers with machines if they could).
I had thought that perhaps I would only use Amazon for the purchase of ebooks. But now articles are pouring out about the ways certain ācon-authorsā (like Faleena Hopkins to name one) abuse the system and Amazon does little or moves in far too late to reprimand these con artists.Ā Iām not saying these problems donāt happen with other online ebook platforms, but you certainly donāt hear about it with NOOK or Kobo the same way you do with Amazon.
But whether itās publishing, music, media (TV *and* film), travel, grocery stores, and even non-profit charity work...this company isnāt becoming a monopoly...it *is* one. And thatās terrifying.
When cities and states, governors and mayors are more or less felatting themselves over who gets to be the next Amazon hub, making so many deals like āweāll never tax you!ā or āweāll never regulate you!ā or any other number of shady, ālook the other way while we do something illegal or unethicalā deals...then this is *not* a company we should support.
Iāve seen so much over the past week about āboycott Amazon!ā and āstand with the workers who are striking!ā and I agree...but unless we, the consumer, STOP making purchases from this company, then all our reblogs are meaningless.
If you want to purchase ebooks, then use another platform: I recommend Kobo, who have close ties to many indie bookstores and publishers.Ā
Want print books? Be they old or new, I highly recommend thriftbooks.com
Do your research--we all know there are other resources out there for music and media that arenāt connected to Amazon. Give the competition some of your time and attention--this is the āpositiveā side to Capitalism, if you will; as consumers we have the power to tell companies what we want. If they want our business, then THEY need to meet our needs and demands, and if they donāt, then we need to take our business someplace else.
Seriously, do your research on companies that practice āconscious capitalismā--these are businesses that usually achieve high scores among employees for ethical work treatment and practices.
And while Iām not versed on all that āAmazon Smileā does for non-profit charities, I always look to charitynavigator.org as a trusted, reliable source.
We really need to put our money where our mouth is; itās one thing to say we support these causes (and reblog about them) but then when we go back and make various āinsta-purchasesā with a company that we are cementing more and more with every click into that āworld domination monopolyā, then we are basically a bunch of political, hypocritical posers.
DEMAND justice for Amazon workers. DEMAND ethical treatment, fairer wages, and human decency.Ā DEMAND it and say, āyou arenāt getting my business until you make these changes!ā And then follow that through by giving your business elsewhere until those changes are made.
Older generations are always saying that the younger ones donāt care, that theyāre apathetic and thatās why āall these changes they demand forā never change, because they donāt follow through.
Bullshit. Letās prove otherwise.
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Cocky Hopkins: a few thoughts about #cockygate
If you havenāt been following #cockygate, itās worth checking out some blogs: the writing community, especially that of Romance authors, quite rightly feels strongly about it, not only because it constitutes breathtaking arrogance, ignorance and, er - cockiness from the author involved, but because if it were really possible to legally forbid authors from using a certain common word in their book titles, then the whole publishing industry would be down the drain in a matter of days.
In case you missed it, this is what happened. An indie romance author, Faleena Hopkins, who seems not to know that the one real strength of the indie community is the fact that it IS a community, has written a series of novels withĀ āCockyā in the title. Iām not going to comment on them, as I havenāt read them, and donāt see the need to start now. But yeah. Itās a hook. Like āConfessions of...ā, orĀ āCarry on...āĀ
Having attempted to trademark the wordĀ ācockyā as well as the font she uses, Faleena has been sending e-mails to fellow-romance authors who happen to have also used the word in the titles of their books, threatening them with legal action if they donāt change their titles straightaway.Ā
There are two things wrong with this, apart from the obvious, which is that such behaviour is considered a dick move, and that Faleena Hopkins (no relation to Katie, although from what I see of her Twitter account, she might as well be).
One; the font sheās attempting to trademark actually belongs to someone else.
Two: outside of the community which no longer wants anything to do with her, no-one has ever heard of Faleena Hopkins, except in the context of her recent attempt to intimidate fellow-writers.
āCommon words and phrases can be trademarked if the person or company seeking the trademark can demonstrate that the phrase has acquired a distinctive secondary meaning apart from its original meaning. That secondary meaning must be one that identifies the phrase with a particular good or service.āĀ
In short, it means you or your product need to be a household name to be associated with a brand. It means that your use of the word in your product has changed its original meaning.Ā
Is Faleena Hopkinsā āCockyā series a household name? Is she? Because it seems to me that, outside of the indie Romance community, no-one has any fucking idea who she is. Nor, after this recent personality failure, are they ever likely to.
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I have an update on the attempted trademarking of the word forever that I mentioned here.
(Screencaps are from Heidi McLaughlinās Facebook page.)
Some thoughts. This situation is a little different than the one with Faleena Hopkins, the author trying to trademark a romance series withĀ ācockyā in the title, because it appears that Heidi McLaughlin has more supporters instead of being someone hardly anyone had ever heard of. I am using āappearsā because Iāve never heard of Heidi McLaughlin. But sheās written 20+ books, been on major bestseller lists, and a movie based on one of her books came out this January. When youāve built up your brand and your community, you have more cushion for your trip-ups.Ā
Iām willing to give her the benefit of the doubt, but I donāt think she handled this well. There are the earlier vague post and responses to people, and now the padding of her statement above prior to the explanation. Even the explanation she gave is muddled. But internet drama can get amped up fast, and itās easy enough to screw up your response.Ā The best action McLaughlin took here is withdrawing the application.
Itās good to see that the romance community is committed to vigorously defend itself against shenanigans. Post-Faleena Hopkins and whatever this was... hopefully predatory actors understand that they cannot pull these trademark tricks without a fight.
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The Faleena thing reminds me a little of a friend felt her dreams were unfulfilled and her intelligence wasted in her day job (which it was) so she decided to get into writing m/m romance, which I encouraged....Ā
Only for her to repeatedly call writing romanceĀ āprostitutionā and say again and again *to me* that she was prostituting herself by doing this. (I took that--at first--as her being worried about failure and so playing down the very significant act of writing and creating. But she kept doing it). She wrote one book which was fairly well received from what I can tell (I donāt know the numbers) for a debut book. Then she wrote another, got discouraged that she wasnāt as immediately adored and loved as she felt she should have been, and quit. All the while complaining to me about how easy she thought it would be.Ā
Yeah.Ā Still not even sure she ever realized why I ended that friendship.Ā
#just... i have been writing since high school--fanfic counts!#i had been writing part time professionally at that point for several years#i had slowly been teaching myself stuff about the industry and trying awkwardly to learn social media etc#and generally been grinding for a while to earn even the few fans i had at the time#and to hear her act like this was nothing#was a slap in the fucking face
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We were not bullying Faleena Hopkins
We were not bullying FaleenaĀ Hopkins
The other day, I came across an article that demonized the #cockygate and #getloud campaign while putting FH on a pedestal. I read the article myself and thought there were a million things wrong with it, not only because of the absurdity of it but the lack of research and receiving other opinions about what was happening. The truth can be distorted by anyone who wants to make it work for them,ā¦
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The 2018 Cocky Kerfuffle
My take on the 2018 Cocky Kerfuffle. What are your thoughts? #cockygate
Ā I was a bit dumbfounded when I stumbled into Facebook drama earlier this week. It was from a fellow indie author who was talking about something with the hashtag #cockygate. Curious, I inquired about it and was shocked to find out that an indie Romance author by the name of Faleena Hopkins trademarked the word ācocky.ā
So instead of reacting like a spoiled, self indulgent millennial that Iā¦
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kƶnig snorts when he laughs! bye that's all i had to say for tonight
#don't believe me??#ask him#he's right next to me rn#kƶnig#kƶnig cod#call of duty mw2#modern warfare 2#faleena thoughts#headcanon#kƶnig headcanons
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Cocky Senator by Faleena Hopkins
October 31
My Review
There was so much drama in Justinās story. Some of it cute, some was sad. My heart really went out toĀ Jaimie. Justin was so cold at times. It was hard to watch her try to navigate that, and do what she thought was right in her heart.
I loved it though. The political aspect could have veered the book off into boring territory, for me, but it didnāt. I was actually interested.
Now onto Jeremyās story.
*Read through Kindle Unlimited
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my niche historical interests and intriguing movie watching habits have led me to add another masked meow meow to my library
i fear i've rlly gone off the deep end this time besties
#n e ways kingdom of heaven (2005) was pretty good#i've collected yet another emotional support masked guy#the guy who played him just did so good#and u know i can't resist a sad tortured backstory#king baldwin iv i love u#i fear the fandom is tiny tho#so i'll just holler into my echo chamber#me when i draft up another kƶnig au#yo this would actually be SUCH a cool skin for him omg#faleena thoughts
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so obviously i'm gonna write more parts for the king & the siren but how would y'all feel about a possible kƶnig x medic!reader series as well.... feel like a pretty cute dynamic could be explored there
#kƶnig cod#kƶnig#tbh i am down for just about anything at this point#i'm finally done with finals and wrote for the first time in forever#like i am amped#LETS GOOOO#faleena thoughts
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so uhhh šš»šš»
i know i've been gone for a long long time but if i started kƶnigposting again would y'all act like i never even left šļøšļø
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uhhh so yes i disappeared again but to make up for it here's some pictures i took in europe
#it was so beautiful y'all š#i went to germany austria and italy#and i was having the time of my life#oh also i sang in some of the cathedrals there#it's no big deal tho#just absolutely the trip of a lifetime#faleena thoughts
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