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babyđ¶ drawings. these are very dear to me rn.. 2nd pic is my Nelavis with @barvin0k's Varonur đ©” last one is a baby bosmer and snow elf, hairiest of them all. although the bosmer was meant to be my girl Barletta too lols
#tes#skyrim#my art#oc#nelavis#barletta#đđđđđđđđđ babies are so sweetum ugh my heart is crumbling rn#referenced some anne g*ddes stuff for dis#i call them snow elves instead of falmer like g*lebor would want me to#i never really get to talk about my elf anatomies at length cus i'm lazy but i sprinkled some info in the first pic#altmer society is EugenicsLand so you could only tell if your child has 'good' traits when they hit puberty#ex. height and shoulder width is something very important to them#if you don't have those traits ur pretty much a failure#other elves have it easier đ€#idk i still might make some kinda infographic for the way i picture them but umm maybe not who knows#on snow elves and bosmer the fur is still 'confused' when they're in baby stage and is pretty much everywhere#it evens out w/ age and stays on the back; neck; sides of face the most and in places where human body hair wud be#idk ummm..and i think all elves grow their nails out unless they're very intertwined with humans in their life#ex. my snelf elisif; she has her nails trimmed to be regarded as more human i guess#nails are most important to altmer tho and might be a status symbol of some kind... they like using them in combat too#it's shameful for an altmer to not have long nails for any reason but there can be exceptions#like my el*nwen that can't physically grow nails out because of burn injury#so she has fake ones on her combat gloves#it's cute#elf nails aren't as frail as human nails and are more like an animals claws (corny) but bosmers' are the sturdiest#and their nails are curved in shape. for U know. Climbing and stuff#cause dunmer and altmer etc. have straight nails. they can hit the nail salon
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is it here?
Changbin Blurb/imagine
short drabble
sfw!! (i was giggling and kicking my feet writing this)
im not sure how many words but not many!!
this is 100000% inspired by a tweet i just saw <3
âBinnie, let me see your phone,â you lock your own phone and he grabs his off the table, passing it to you, not even pretending to glance away from his laptop.
âWhat are you looking for?â Your boyfriend ponders, clicking away on his computer. You had been scrolling on your phone quietly for a while and he was wondering what you were doing.
âI ordered something online and I canât find the confirmation email. I might have accidentally put your phone number,â you reply and type the word âorder confirmationâ into his search bar.
You click the first email that comes up and your eyes widen and you let out a gasp when you realize what it is. This immediately catches your boyfriendâs attention, especially when he sees the blush rush up your neck and the soft smile on your face.
âWhat? What happened?â He leans back in the couch and glances over at the screen of his phone.
There, you both stare at the confirmation email for the engagement ring that he had ordered. You quickly swipe out of the email and scroll, finding the email youâre looking for and forwarding it to yourself.
Youâre speechless and, to your surprise, so is Changbin. You swallow thickly and lock his phone, placing it on the couch between the two of you.
Neither you nor Changbin say anything for a few minutes. He clears his throat and starts typing on his computer again and you unlock your phone once more but you canât even pretend to be focused on anything on your screen.
Before you know it, a quiet giggle escapes your lips and you bite your lip to try to suppress it. Your boyfriend hears you, his cute giggle following yours and you canât help but laugh again.
The two of you continue to giggle, falling back on the couch and leaning into each other.
âWhat are you giggling at?â you tease, interlacing your fingers with his and resting your head on his shoulder.
âWhat are you giggling at?â he rebuttals and you let out another quick giggle before taking a breath and calming down enough to speak.
âYou know why Iâm giggling,â you reply and turn towards your boyfriend, who was already looking at you, âIs it here?â you add on, a small smile covering both of your faces. He already knows exactly what youâre asking about.
He chuckles once more before nodding his head at you, âIt is,â he confirms and a huge grin covers your face.
âIs it hidden?â You ask, sitting up and grabbing the laptop off his lap. You sit it on the coffee table before swinging your leg over his lap and straddling him.
âIt is,â he repeats himself, giving you nothing to work with. Your boyfriend (soon to be fiancĂ©e, apparently) wraps his arms around your waist, pulling you closer to him. You wrap your arms around his neck and lean forward, pressing a kiss to his lips.
âWanna play hot or cold?â You offer and he immediately shakes his head at you before the two of you erupt into more giddy giggles.
#changbin fluff#changbin skz#skz changbin#changbin photos#changbin fake texts#changbin texts#changbin scenarios#seo changbin stray kids#changbin stray kids#seo changbin#changbin#changbin fic#changbin comfort#changbin drabbles#skz#stray kids#skz scenarios#skz fanfic#skz imagines#skz fluff#stray kids fluff#stray kids drabbles#stray kids imagines#skz texts#skz x reader#skz stay#skz fake texts#skz smut#stray kids angst#stray kids everywhere all around the world
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I agree people seem to be getting too unrealistic with their ideas of âCurly couldâve done moreâ But I hate seeing âwhat was he supposed to do?â cause like- Stay with Anya(physically and metaphorically). Donât run away from her and leave her alone to âfixâ things(sheâs pregnant, sheâs been raped there is no changing that) by talking with Jimmy.
Literally in my opinion all Curly really had to do to show he cared was stay there with her. Comfort her. Donât say you can fix it, donât say you can Fix Jimmy. Donât say you can fix this situation and imply it can be made right, donât imply you can make Jimmy better.
Of course there were other things he could do. He could apologize for not noticing sooner. He could give her something else to use as a weapon(hell a fucking PEN can be used as a weapon).
People saying thereâs not much he could do are right, but Curly didnât believe that. Even though he seemed to believe Anya he still tried to reconcile it with his view of Jimmy and believed he could do something.
If heâd stayed he couldâve calmed and comforted Anya, then talked with her. They couldâve made a plan together to try to avoid Jimmy finding out. Alllll he had to do was stay instead of running off to find his best friend.
#mouthwashing#mouthwashing curly#captain curly#He also then apparently just- didnât even talk to jimmy?#which is just more reason to have stayed with Anya#Also I guess if you want a fix-it fic idea you can have Curly actually staying with Anya then throw in the fake relationship trope when#sheâs pregnant enough to be showing and Curly claims itâs his#This is a lot more so about doing something for Anya then like#doing something about jimmy#But not much can be done about Jimmy heâs like glitter#making a fucking mess everywhere#unable to rid yourself of#etc
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enough fics about flustered angry dean at first refusing to be in a fake couple with cas for a case bc no homo dude until he begrudgingly obliges bc better him than sam. more fics with dean being eager af about it and playing it off as excitement to work a case with his best bud when really he's looking forward to the chance of getting this crush out of his system like he just needs to kiss cas and grind up on him a bit and then he'll be good. of course during the course of the case and all the pda dean realises his horny crush vibes are actuallly just a facet of a deeper love and oh shit he's in love with cas??? cue cas emerging from the shower in just a towel or the pool in just swim trunks or a swanky venue in a well-fitted af suit-- and dean legit nosebleeds.Â
#destiel#thoughts#fic fodder#fake dating#i love the nosebleed!dean emoji on pbd and wish we could use custom emojis like that everywhere
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everyone has to be a little less mean to themselves about not reading enough books. letting go of reading as a pride thing is the first step to relearning how to actually enjoy reading for pleasure again. it's totally fine to start with a novella or with a comic or with a field guide or with literature meant for someone younger instead of being mad at yourself for not grokking ulysses in a week. just vary your diet and you'll be good.
i'm a literature scholar, i'm the one who has to be strict with myself about page counts and citations. you all? do what you want, just read and have fun.
#seeing so much âno one reads anymore! i don't read anymore!â doom and gloom everywhere#stop that! go read a 50 page novella as slowly as you want and sleep soundly at night.#none of you are stupid. fake concept.#however: many of you are wrong#victor text#also: i was assigned ulysses. had to read it in a week#it was basically fine as long as i used the big annotated guide of What Aspects Of Contemporaneous Irish Culture Were Being Referenced Here#with a big helping of 'oh okay that would have been impossible to intuit on my own i'm so glad i looked it up'
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#pizza tower#peppino spaghetti#peppino#fake peppino#he barely comes up to the top of the booth chairs#short king who came to terms w that decades ago#fake peppino is so nice to have around bc he doesnt need to drag the stepladder everywhere anymore
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Youâve been feeling it too, havenât you? Something is off. Your clothes never wear as well the next day, your hair never falls in quite the same way...
EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE (2022)
#the fake d icks will for sure get this shadow banned#i dont care she looks too cute there#reblog if u like dicks#stephanie hsu#jobu tupaki#joy wang#everything everywhere all at once#eeaao#cgedits#mygifs#movie gifs#gifsets#tw: flashing gif#lyrics#film#nine days#absolutely (story of a girl)#pink#filmgifs
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She would be a haunted house kid in high school.
After this it was agreed that Mabel has to give some warning before she pops up after more practice so as to not give anyone a heart attack.
#club fair happened a few weeks ago and I got Murdered at the haunted house set up while wearing a shooting star earring. after questioning#if the stitched heart one would have been more appropriate my friend said sheâd absolutely do this and heâs right. so I drew this#I was fighting with that comic for So long Iâm just happy to be done with it#obviously Stanâs in his sailing clothes and Mabelâs outfit is based off of one of the Polaroids in the end credits of weirdmaggedon part 3#learning how to draw different ages⊠slowly⊠itâs a learning curve alright.#mabel pines#stanley pines#grunkle stan#gravity falls#tw blood#itâs sfx obviously but just in case yâknow?#you can tell that I started the comic before I started sketching them lol#also yes that is a reasonable amount of fake blood to be on her hands for just adding a couple dabs. that stuff gets Everywhere#my art
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Iron Lung đ©ž
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#markiplier#mark fischbach#iron lung#fanart#artists on tumblr#blood ocean#blood#perfect for more red artwork :3cc#also no wonder he got fake blood in his eye :'DD HOW CAN HE NOT? ITS EVERYWHERE đ© rip
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It's always funny to me when in an lu fic the chain is offered bananas and don't accept them. Like, you're offering these high energy adventures free food?? Fruit they'll have never even heard of before??? A ridiculously expensive imported good at best?? AND it boosts your attack?
Not ONE of these idiots would ever turn down something new and interesting to eat at least once. They'd be all over those bananas and immediately get dubbed yiga and I'm honestly surprised no one has used it in a fic yet đ€
#I know it's for plot reasons but it really shows the author's hand lol. 'just a quick bit of standard suspicion now move along we have more#Interesting things to do'#Again I get it it's always funny to see them fail the vibe check and get plied with a random fruit#There could be a fake out where they ask for the bananas and while everyone's panicking they go 'I've never had one before I'd love to try'#Or someone brings up kohga and they're like who???#But you could make a whole fic out of the chain getting mistaken for yiga and getting chased out of everywhere that's heard the news#And them travelling around trying to clear their name when they don't even know what happened.#Heck maybe they figure it out when the yiga mistake then in disguise too XD!#Also featuring as many Wild assassination attempts as you want. Like he's hunting them down but he travels faster than news#Spreads so he's rarely on time and can't set traps#And the 8 of them keep fending him off but he's really got the upper hand and DEEPLY unhappy#I'm just saying it'd make for some EXCELLENT scenes and I know y'all in the LU fandom like your misunderstandings#The chain strolling along in faron like yum these are delicious we gotta stock up while we're here#And in the tree above them wilds eye's twitching#loz#legend of zelda#linked universe#lu wild#lu chain#loz fic#fic ideas#fic prompt#loz link#loz lu#yiga clan
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Jesus fucking fake blogs!!! Fucking hell! Fully admitted to stealing her pics from Twitter........
#pay fucking attention#the tags are telltale signs of fake blogs#please report them#and block#watch for this shit#its literally fucking everywhere
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I mightâve forgotten to post this here..
Happy belated halloween!!!
#ranfren#randals friends#ranfren art#ranfren fanart#randal ivory#nyon my beloved meowmeow#the way i posted this everywhere but tumblr and youtube⊠im FAKE
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a villainess doesn't get to end up with the prince.
low-quality silverflame posting time! with some vague lore! i don't have the energy to do anything more polished rn but i still wanted to get the idea out
#twisted wonderland#twst#twst oc#twisted wonderland oc#twst silver#silver vanrouge#twst yuu#oc x canon#twst yuu oc#yuusona#silver x yuu#silver vanrouge x yuu#đ art#đjĂłzefina#âŁïžsilverflame#okay more secret lore in the tags time!#jĂłzia. pretends a lot. puts on masks. gives herself roles to play#anything that will get her liked or appreciated#and it fucks with her self esteem a lot#because she feels like a cheat and a fake#somebody who just lies her way everywhere#and it's really hard for her to open up to people because she feels that once people see through her act they'll leave her#especially when she sees somebody as a better person that she considers herself#but at the same time she doesn't know how to drop the act#she's so used to pretending it's basically her second nature#being natural feels too scary and vunerable for her#i love uuuu my weird sad girl <3
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it's genuinely so frustrating being a paranormal nerd because everything is so oversaturated with fake videos and ai slop is this how special agent fox mulder feels
#leafie speaks#like for real you have to do so much digging online just to find anything genuinely unexplainable that's actually real#like once you learn about photo/video editing u literally see how fake everything is and it's EVERYWHERE#âtop 5 ghosts caught on film! is this a paranormal entity or just an elaborate hoax :)â GET OUT OF MY ROOOOOM#do NOT nukes top 5 @ me I'll fukcing bite u
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scoundrel?? what scoundrel???? the magnificent mr cards (who ironically has more of a flower aesthetic going on) is completely unrelated to any "bandaged scoundrels" running around the neath. in fact it's never heard of the word scoundrel ever in its entire definitely long definitely ancient life. but yknow, hypothetically, if it did know the scoundrel, it's confident that they're really really really handsome and cool and epic and they're almost just as amazing as it is and you should totally donate all your valuables to them and stuff
aaand because i like them too much, have a transparent version. the Creachure. the Thing, even.
#the scoundrel's flower theme vs the 'canon' cards gambler theme. the latter lost this round im afraid#i do really like how they came out though#yin art#fallen london#sorry for posting cringe (my art) in the maintag it will probably inevitably happen again#while im here: design notes!#in my head their robe is like. Heavy. very thick velvet probably getting very dirty dragged around on the floor everywhere#the little drapes around their body are probably gold of some kind. the bangles and rings definitely are#the flowers here are almost certainly fake compared to their usual ones.#do you know how much tax must happen on surface flowers going neathward.#the scoundrel probably spends half of their rent budget keeping their stupid aesthetic alive#their glasses stand out like their eyes while wearing the robe mostly due to cartoon logic#they probably mostly have their normal look on underneath. aka still have their bandages#the ones on their hands are fraying bc bat claws grow sharp and grow large. they're a bit fraught over it.#they dont like looking at any part of themself including the hands#it DOES help their mastersona seem authentic though. so that's a hashtag bonus#they mainly trade in luck and debts. and hijinks. they dont officially trade in hijinks but they definitely sure do get up to it#word is probably already starting to spread about how much mr cards hates boats.#surely this has nothing to do with the scoundrel's famed dislike of the exact same thing.#surely.#scoundrelventures
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Basically I went "That outfit is terrible. I want to draw it" Sketch for now, but I will finish it when I'm less busy because the king deserves it. Original pic is from the Heaven's Feel 3 Celebration
#fate strange fake#fgo gilgamesh#gilgamesh fate#gilgamesh#fate grand order babylonia#fate grand order#fate stay night#fate stay night heaven's feel#fate series#fate stay night unlimited blade works#fate extra#heaven's feel#fate extra ccc#my art#look at these tags dude is everywhere lmao
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