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bechloeislegit · 4 years ago

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25 Days of BeChloe Christmases - 2020

Day 7 - A Daughter for Christmas (Part 2)

Author's Prompt: Follow-up to my 2019 Pitchmas gift A Daughter for Christmas. Four years ago Beca Mitchell was surprised on Christmas day when her biological daughter found her. Beca and her wife, Chloe, welcomed her to their family. Four years later, Amanda Henderson (aka Manda Mitchell) is back to celebrate Christmas with the Mitchells and she brings a few more surprises.

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Seven-year-old Sophie Mitchell stood in front of the large Bay window with her five-and-a-half-year-old sister Sarah. They were watching for their older sister, Amanda, who was coming to spend Christmas with them.

Beca Mitchell is Amanda's mother. Beca had given her up for adoption twenty-two years ago when Beca was only sixteen. Amanda found Beca four years ago and Beca, and her wife, Chloe, accepted Amanda into their family with open arms.

Amanda had a good life before finding Beca; she loved that the Mitchells were so welcoming. Amanda felt blessed because not only did she have her birth mother, but she got a second mother in Chloe and two sisters who absolutely adored her. The feeling was mutual.

"She's here!" Sophie cried out as a car pulled into the driveway.

Amanda and a young man got out of the car. The young man looked nervously up at the house. Amanda took his hand and smiled at him.

"Don't worry," Amanda told him. "They're going to love you almost as much as I do."

Beca and Chloe came out of the kitchen.

"Who's the guy?" Sophie asked, her brow furrowed.

"What guy?" Beca asked, rushing over to the window, Chloe close behind her.

"He's cute," Chloe said, looking over Beca's shoulder.

"Did she say anything to you about bringing someone with her?" Beca asked Chloe.

"Nope," Chloe said.

They watched as Amanda and the young man walked up to the house. There was a knock on the door.

"Manda's here," Sarah said, rushing to the door, followed by the rest of the Mitchells.

Sarah threw open the door and rushed Amanda, grabbing her around the waist in a hug.

"Manda!" Sarah squealed. "You're finally here."

"Hey, Sarah," Amanda said. "It's good to see you!"

"Let her go, Sarah," Chloe said with a laugh. "We all want a Manda hug, too."

"Sorry," Sarah said, letting Amanda go.

"Come in," Chloe said, ushering Amanda and her guest inside.

As soon as Amanda made it through the door, she was enveloped in a Mitchell family hug. The young man stood by watching Amanda with her family with a nervous smile on his face. Amanda pulled back and pulled the anxious young man forward.

"Family Mitchell," Amanda said. "I'd like to introduce you to my husband, Dylan Maxwell."

Beca and Chloe stood back, stunned. Amanda never mentioned having a boyfriend and now she's married?

"Husband?" Beca said. "Since when?"

"We made a quick stop in Vegas yesterday and got married," Amanda said.

"Does that mean we have a brother now?" Sarah asked.

"Sort of," Amanda said.

"How long have you two been together?" Beca asked.

"Six months."

"Six months?!"

"Beca, calm down," Chloe said, rubbing Beca's arm. "Welcome to the family, Dylan."

Chloe hugged Dylan.

"Thank you, Mrs. Mitchell," Dylan said, pulling out of the hug.

"Please call me Chloe."

"Thank you, Chloe," Dylan said, smiling at Chloe.

"I'm Sophie," Sophie said and hugged Dylan.

"I'm Sarah," Sarah said, also hugging Dylan.

"Nice to meet you both," Dylan said, glancing at Beca.

Beca just glared at him.

"Be nice," Chloe whispered to Beca.

"She's only known him for six months," Beca whispered back. "And now they're married. That's too soon."

"I love him," Amanda said, having heard Beca. "And he loves me. We know we belong together."

"Are you pregnant?" Beca asked.

Amanda gasped. "How did you-"

"So, you are pregnant," Beca stated, interrupting Amanda.

Amanda gulped and nodded. Dylan moved to put Amanda between him and Beca.

"That's wonderful news," Chloe cried, pulling Amanda into a hug.

"I'm only two months along," Amanda said, hugging Chloe. "I wanted to tell you on Christmas day. And, I was going to do it all cutesy and everything."

"I'm sorry Mama Mitchell spoiled the surprise," Chloe said, turning to her wife. "Becs, don't you have something to say to Amanda?"

Beca didn't say anything. She just pulled Amanda into a hug.

"I am really happy for you," Beca whispered.

Beca wiped at her eyes when she pulled back from the hug. Amanda smiled at her and said, "Thank you."

Beca looked at Dylan and said, "We need to talk."

~~ Day 7 of the 25 Days of BeChloe Christmases - 2020 ~~

Amand paced back and forth outside the kitchen where Beca had taken Dylan to talk.

"Relax, Amanda," Chloe said. "You know Beca is all bark and no bite."

"Yeah," Amanda said. "But that was before she found out I was pregnant."

"She's happy about that," Chloe said. "She wasn't faking that. Everything will be fine."

In the kitchen, Beca offered Dylan a seat at the kitchen island.

"Can I get you something to drink?" Beca asked. "We have beer, wine, tea. . ."

"I'll just have some water, please," Dylan said.

Beca gave him the water and sat across from him.

"I'm guessing Amanda told you about us," Beca said. "About her being adopted and finding me after her adoptive parents died?"

Dylan nodded.

"She's become a big part of my family," Beca said. "Sophie and Sarah adore their big sister."

"I can say with absolute certainty," Dylan said. "The feeling is mutual. She talks about them, about all of you, all the time. I feel like I already know you."

"I admit I was a bit shocked when she first showed up on my doorstep," Beca said. "I was worried about how Chloe was going to react. I shouldn't have, because Chloe accepted her without any hesitation. Amanda has taken up space in all of our hearts. None of us want to see her get hurt. Especially me. Understand?"

"Believe me, Mrs. Mitchell," Dylan said. "I love her with every fiber of my being. And truth be told, I would have asked her to marry me even if she wasn't pregnant."

"Good," Beca said. "Welcome to the family. Be prepared to see a lot of us, especially when the baby is born."

"Amanda's already told me she wants you and Chloe there when the baby comes," Dylan said. "I'm more than okay with that. I am looking forward to getting to know all of you. I don't have any sisters, so Sophie and Sarah will be a welcome change from all the boys in my family."

"How many brothers do you have?"

"Five," Dylan replied. "Two older and three younger. The two oldest, David and Jeremy have two kids each. All boys, too."

"Do you think Amanda will have a girl and break the cycle?"

"My mom does," Dylan said with a laugh. "I don't care what the sex is, I just want a healthy baby."

"Good answer," Beca said, smiling. "Let's sit here for a few more minutes. I want to make Amanda squirm a bit for not telling us about you before today."

"She was really nervous about telling you about the baby," Dylan said.

"I know I didn't show it at first," Beca said. "But I really am excited for you both. For the marriage and the baby."

"Thank you," Dylan said. "That means a lot to me. To us."

"And, before I forget," Beca said. "I want you to truly understand how much I mean it when I say, you hurt her and you'll have to answer to me. Got it?"

"Yes, ma'am," Dylan replied, taking a drink of his water to quench his suddenly dry mouth.

~~ Day 6 of the 25 Days of BeChloe Christmases - 2020 ~~

It was ten minutes later when Beca and Dylan walked out of the kitchen, looking serious. Amanda ran over to Dylan.

"How'd it go?" she asked.

Dylan looked at Beca and smiled. "I've received the Mama Mitchell seal of approval and have been officially welcomed into your family," Dylan said. "And we came to a mutual understanding. I won't hurt you and she won't hurt me."

"You're such a softie," Chloe told Beca, kissing her on the cheek.

"I'm not going to apologize for being soft for all my girls," Beca said. "What's for dinner? I'm starved."

"Ooo, can we order pizza from Donatelli's?" Amanda asked. "I've got a craving for their pineapple pizza."

"Yes!" Sarah and Sophie squeal. "Pizza! Pizza! Pizza!"

"Okay, okay," Beca yelled over her daughters. "We can order pizza."

~~ Day 6 of the 25 Days of BeChloe Christmases - 2020 ~~

The next day, Beca pulled Amanda aside and asked her what she could get Dylan for Christmas.

"Can you find him a job?" Amanda asked and laughed. "He graduated in May and hasn't found anything yet." Her smile dropped as she said, "He's making himself sick, worrying about how he's going to support me and the baby."

"I can help with that," Beca said. "You're still on my health insurance so you will have coverage for any costs associated with your pregnancy. What was Dylan's major?"

"Advertising and Public Relations," Amanda said. "He wants to get into the entertainment industry and be a PR rep."

"I think I can help with that, too," Beca said, smiling. "I'll make some calls and see what I can do. Okay?"

"Thank you," Amanda said, hugging Beca.

"Now, what can I get him for Christmas?"

Amanda laughed. "He needs some nice work clothes for when he does get a job."

"Do you know his sizes?"

"Yeah."

"Great! Let's go shopping for Dylan."

Chloe said she'd stay home with Dylan, so Beca and the girls could go shopping.

"I'm surprised you want to go out shopping on Christmas Eve," Chloe told Beca as they were getting ready to leave.

"I want to have something under the tree for Dylan," Beca said. "Did you need me to pick up anything while we're out?"

"I think I might need a few things for dinner tomorrow," Chloe said. "I'll text you a list."

"Okay," Beca said, leaning in for a kiss.

Chloe kissed Beca and then Beca and the girls left. Chloe looked at Dylan.

"Care to join me in the kitchen?" Chloe asked. "I need to check and see what I need for dinner tomorrow so I can send the list to Beca."

"Sure," Dylan said and followed Chloe into the kitchen.

~~ Day 6 of the 25 Days of BeChloe Christmases - 2020 ~~

Christmas morning was hectic with lots of laughing and squeals of excitement as everyone opened their gifts. The family was sitting down to a late breakfast when Beca's phone rang.

Beca checked the caller ID and stood from the table, saying, "It's work. I have to take this."

"Beca," Chloe said. "It's Christmas. Can't you talk to whoever it is tomorrow?"

Beca waved Chloe over to her; once Chloe was close Beca whispered, "It's about a job for Dylan."

"Oh," Chloe said. "Go ahead then."

"Where's mama going?" Sarah asked when Chloe sat back down at the table.

"Someone from work called her," Chloe said. "She had to take it."

"Is she going to work?" Sophie asked.

"No, sweetie," Chloe said. "Once the call is over she'll be staying."

"Good," Sophie said. "I want to try out my new bike."

"Me, too," Sarah said.

"I'm sure mama will take you both out after we eat," Chloe said.

"Can we go, too?" Amanda asked.

"Of course," Sarah said.

Sophie and Sarah finished eating and asked to be excused. Chloe told them they could and they rushed off to play with their new toys.

A few minutes later, Beca came back to the table smiling. She looked at Dylan and said, "I don't know how long you were planning to stay, but I need you to be here on the 29th for a job interview."

"What?" Dylan asked, surprised. "What job interview?"

"The one I just set up for you," Beca said. "It's for an Assistant Public Relations Representative. It's entry-level and will get your foot in the door and help you gain real-time experience to become an actual PR Rep. What do you say?"

"I say, which of my new suits should I wear?" Dylan responded with a smile.

Amanda jumped up and ran over to hug Beca. "Thank you, Mama Mitchell."

"You're welcome," Beca said, patting Amanda on her back. "Merry Christmas."

Amanda sat back down and she and Dylan started talking about the possibility of living in L.A. if he got the job.

Beca started eating and Chloe leaned over to her and whispered, "Told you; you're a total softie."

"What did you expect me to do?" Beca asked. "He's the father of our first grandchild."

Beca suddenly paled and dropped her fork, causing a loud clatter as it hit her plate. Amanda and Dylan's heads whipped around to look over at her.

"Beca," Chloe said, caressing Beca's arm. "Are you okay?"

"We're thirty-eight," Beca said in awe. "Chlo, we're thirty-eight and we're going to be grandparents. GRANDparents, Chloe!"

Amanda and Dylan laughed.

"Beca," Chloe said, smiling as she pulled Beca toward her to kiss her. "Thirty-eight is a great age to become grandparents. We're still young enough to keep up with them. And we'll look hot doing it."

"I love you," Beca said. "Merry Christmas, babe."

"Merry Christmas, grandma,” Chloe said.

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inevitably-johnlocked · 4 years ago

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Hello! I wanted to ask, could you reccommend any fics with really innocent bottom Sherlock being nervous before his first time with John? And John of course being understanding and gentle with him. Thank you!

Hi Nonny!!

Check out my bottomlock recs, they’re 80% this request :) AND I’m using this opportunity to update that list, it’s been a couple years, LOL <3 Here’s some newer fics I’ve read!

BOTTOMLOCK Pt. 2

See Also:

Bottomlock Pt. 1 (April 2019)

Toplock (Mar 2020)

Erotic Beyond Belief by bloodsoakedleather (E, 748 w., 1 Ch. || Autofellatio, Masturbation, PWP, Anal Fingering, Shameless Smut, Establish Relationship) – John watches as Sherlock demonstrates a particular talent. Part 1 of Johnlock Porny Ficlets

My First, My Only, and My Forever by vintagelilacs (E, 6,220 w., 1 Ch. || Post-ASiB, Virgin Sherlock, Pining Sherlock, Sherlock’s Bum, John’s Scar, Sherlock POV, Body Worship, Fingering, Bottomlock, Promise of Forever / Proposals, Misunderstanding, First Kiss/Time, Loss of Virginity, Virginity Kink, Seduction) – Sherlock narrowed his eyes. He was missing a vital piece of data, he was sure. John had been looking at him oddly ever since they left Buckingham Palace, and the ensuing incident with Irene Adler had only exacerbated his erratic behaviour. What was it? Why would he care that Sherlock was a virgin? There was nothing reminiscent of mockery or pity in his gaze. And then it hit him. John Watson was aroused.

An Interpretation of Viewing Habits by akitsuko (E, 6,653 w., 1 Ch. || Porn Watching, Masturbation, Anal, Friends to Lovers, First Kiss / Time, Declarations of Love, Jealous Sherlock, Fantasizing, John in Denial / Internalized Homophobia, Bottomlock, Pining Idiots, Sherlock Has No Boundaries, Cockblocking Sherlock) – John watches porn. It's a perfectly normal thing to do.If every video he watches happens to feature actors with remarkable physical similarities to his flatmate, well, that's no one's business but his own. Or: John is in denial, until his infatuation with Sherlock is impossible to deny anymore.

To be loved by Strange_johnlock (E, 12,436 w., 8 Ch. || Post S3, Established Relationship, First Person POV Sherlock, Pet Names, Soft Sherlock, Mild ADHD, Protective John, Captain Watson, Body Appreciation, Bottomlock, Rough Sex, Travelling for Holidays, Introspection, Sherlock Loves John So Much It Hurts) – John is so deeply integrated into the work, both as my conductor of light, and as a great shot with a vicious right hook who tackles men -and women- no matter their size all in my defense. He protects me with all he can without question, and this loyalty is surely more than I deserve. Or: Sherlock is counting his blessings.

Kintsugi by distantstarlight (E, 14,772 w., 1 Ch. || Post S4, Emotional Hurt / Comfort, Regret / Remorse, Loneliness, Separation, Drug Use, Healing, Protective John, Sad Sherlock, Dev. Rel., Complicated Relationships, Love, Angst With Happy Ending, Sherlock is Called Freak, John’s Penance, Voyeurism, Doctor/Caretaker John, Guilty John, Detox, Fingering, Love Confessions, Cuddling, Slight Non-Con Turns Enthusiastic Consent, Virgin Sherlock) – Sherlock Holmes becomes estranged from the man he had once considered his best friend after John lets him down horribly in public. It seems that the world's only consulting detective will be on his own once again...or will he?

The shape of the world around us by Salambo06 (E, 15,058 w., 5 Ch. || Lumberjack John / Botanist Sherlock, Different First Meeting, John Has a Beard, Light Case Fic, Flirting, First Kiss / Time, Masturbation, Love at First Sight, Horny Sherlock, John’s Bum, Bottomlock, Tenderness, Virgin Sherlock, Pining Sherlock, Shy Sherlock, Sexual Fantasies) – Looking through the bush, Sherlock felt his heartbeat quicken as a man passed in front of him. Sherlock frowned, trying to get a closer look despite the bush. The man was wearing a red plaid shirt rolled up to his elbows, and Sherlock couldn't take his eyes off the man’s arms. Muscular, slightly tanned with golden hairs along his forearms. For some unknown reason, Sherlock found himself imagining them around his waist, holding him tightly. Closing his eyes for the briefest second, Sherlock shook his head. Opening his eyes and looking back to where the man stood only a moment prior, he found himself alone. Great, now his only chance to find his way back to town was gone. “Why are you wearing a suit?”

The Invocation of Saint Margaret by Ewebie (E, 15,831 w., 1 Ch. || POV John, Crossing Timelines, Light Angst, Fluff, Series 3 John / Series 1 Sherlock, The Matchbox, Mushy Romance, First Time, Bisexual John, Pining John, Bottomlock, Love Confessions, Sensuality, Emotional Love Making, Snippets of Time) – When Sherlock Holmes opens the matchbox from The Sign of Three and John finds himself years in the past, back to that first dinner at Angelo's with a much younger Sherlock Holmes. Is he dreaming?

A Silver Sixpence by _doodle (NC-17, 16,400 w., 2 Ch. || LJ Fic || For a Case / Case Fic, Fake Relationship, Humour, Romance, Marriage Proposal, Awkward Idiots, Cuddling, Touching, Kissing, Love Confessions, Bed Sharing, Friends to Lovers, Fake Until It’s Not, Schmoop and Fluff, Bottomlock) – “John, we need to get married. It’s for a case, not any romantic notions on my part pertaining to our partnership,” Sherlock said, with brutal honesty, and without even looking up.

Traitor's Gate by roane (E, 17,714 w., 6 Ch. || Post-TRF, Case Fic, Mystery, Bets and Wagers, Undercover for a Case, BAMF John, Scientist Sherlock, Teasing, Established Relationship, Military Base, Sexting/Texting, Military/Uniform Kink, Frottage, Dirty Sex, Anal, Bottomlock) – John and Sherlock go undercover at a top secret government lab to find out who is selling research. John is back in uniform and Sherlock is back in a laboratory, but they have to pose as strangers. Sherlock thinks he'll have an easy time of it, but John has his doubts. It's up to them to find out who is responsible for putting a dangerous weapon in the wrong hands, and try to keep their hands off each other at the same time.

Out of the Woods by SilentAuror (E, 20,471 w., 1 Ch. || Post S4, Romance, Slow Burn, Flirting, Drunk Sex, Practical Jokes, POV Sherlock, Bottomlock, Possessive John, Pining Sherlock, Frustrated Wanking, Frottage, Hand Jobs, Blow Jobs, First Kiss/Time, Virgin Sherlock, Love Confessions, Soft Sherlock, Dancing, Bum Appreciation, Hanging out with the Yard) – Sherlock is fairly certain that John has taken to flirting with him of late, but can't be entirely certain of it. At least, not until a case takes them into a forest, along with Lestrade's team and something happens that will change everything about their lives...

Insanity in the Middle by DotyTakeThisDown (E, 28,010 w., 8 Ch. || Equestrian Sports AU || Alternate First Meeting, POV John, Pining John, Bottomlock, Clueless Sherlock, First Kiss/Time, Passionate Kisses, Hand Holding, Caught Making Out, Bed Sharing, Spooning, Blow Job) – John is a world-class eventing rider with a gold medal and several four-star wins to his credit, but he's never won at Rolex. Sherlock is an up-and-coming rider taking the sport by storm.

The Case of the Vanishing Pants by SwissMiss (E, 44,025 w., 6 Ch. || Five and Ones, Post-TRF, Case Fic, UST, Homophobia, Friends to Lovers, Pining John, Showering Together, Couple for a Case, Sherlock’s Bum, Fantasies, Jealous Sherlock) – Five times John and Sherlock lost their pants in the course of a case.

Anchor Point by trickybonmot (E, 49,856 w., 80 Ch. || Truman Show AU || Psychological Drama, Suspense, Slow Burn, Dark Characters / Fic, Alternating First/Third Person, Protective John, Anxious/Worried Sherlock, Tender Moments, Love Confessions, Hand/Blow Jobs, Cuddling, Jealous John, First Kiss/Time) – The world tunes in nightly for Sherlock, the ultimate in reality TV: Sherlock Holmes, a real person with a legendary name, unknowingly lives out his life in a staged setting contrived by his brother. Things get complicated when a retired army doctor joins the show to play the part of Sherlock's closest friend. This fic borrows its concept from the 1998 film, the Truman Show. However, you don't need to have any knowledge of the movie to enjoy this story.

The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse by SilentAuror (E, 50,635 w., 1 Ch. || Post-S4/S4 Divergence, Case Fic, For a Case / Reverse Fake-Relationship, Conferences, Marriage Equality, Travelling / New York, Pride, Homophobia, Bottomlock, Marriage Proposal, John POV, Sexuality, Love Confessions, Emotional Love Making, Public Hand Jobs, Blow Jobs, Passionate Kissing, Needy/Clingy Sherlock, Virgin Sherlock, Touching / Hand Holding, Bed Sharing, Little Spoon Sherlock, Intense Orgasms) – John and Sherlock go to New York to attend a conference run by the National Defence of Traditional Marriage Coalition in order to investigate the potential bombing of the annual Manhattan Pride parade. As the conference unfolds, John finds himself repulsed by the toxic ideology being presented, which becomes relevent to his own unacknowledged issues and his friendship with Sherlock...

Perdition's Flames by i_ship_an_armada (E, 63,435 w., 21 Ch. || Treklock AU, Est. Rel, Genetic Engineering, Angst & Fluff, BAMF!John) – Sherlock would do anything to save him. Risk anything. Give anything. His money, his life. His soul. What he does, though, is change both of their destinies forever. Genetic re-engineering is the only option left. It turns out researchers underestimated the life expectancy and potential abilities of genetically re-engineered subjects. The British government and what would eventually become the United Federation of Planets, however, had not. Part 1 of PF Universe

Not Broken, Just Bent by Schmiezi (E, 87,585 w., 43 Ch. || Pining, Love Confessions, Rape/Sexual Assault, Torture, Hurt/Comfort, Heavy Angst, Villain!Mary, Suicidal Ideations, Main Character Death, Sherlock First Person POV, Parentlock, Sherlock’s Mind Palace, Grief/Mourning, Emotional Love Making, Possessiveness, Depression, PTSD, Kidnapping, Virgin Sherlock, Eventual Happy Ending) – "For a second, I allow myself to remember teaching John how to waltz. There is a special room in my mind palace for it. A big one, with a proper parquet dance floor. For a second, I go there. I remember holding him, closer than the World Dance Council asks for, excusing it with the fact that we are training for a wedding, not for a competition. For a second, I feel his hand on mine again, smell his sweat, hear the song we used. For a second, I allow myself to love him deeply. For a second, only a second, that love reflects on my face." Fix-it for S3, starting at the end of TSoT. Evil Mary.

#steph replies #johnlock fic recs #my fic recs #bottomlock #Anonymous #fic rec sunday

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totally-incorrect-theatre-quotes · 5 years ago

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Beetlejuice 12/18/2019

This will be long but this is a compilation of everything that stuck out to me about the show! Spoilers Obviously

Who was in the cast:

Sophia Anne Caruso- Lydia

Alex Brightman- Beetlejuice

Kerry Butler- Barbara

Leslie Kritzer- Delia

Adam Dannheisser - Charles

David Josefsberg - Adam

Act I:

The theater was GORGEOUS, the stage was beautiful, the music before the show was so good. The crowd was so excited, the ushers were so nice. It was just a wonderful experience before the show even started

Invisible started and I almost cried. Sophia is such an amazing singer, and hearing her sing live? She has so much power in her voice it gave me chills

I also liked looking through the ensemble and recognizing the cast members

The costumes were so stunning

The minute Beetlejuice arrived on stage everyone started clapping for a solid minute and he just waited there with a big grin on his face

OH MY GOD HIS SINGING was amazing

The sandworm was HUGE like I knew it would be big but it was literally huge

I was surprised that a lot of Beetlejuice’s jokes fell flat, they were hilarious

He said something along the lines of “I feel so out of place...like a gay republican”

I died

The MAITLANDS seeing them for the first time was so good!!! David plays an amazing Adam. Adam needs ot be protected at all costs, he is such a good husband

Barbara would do this low and growly voice during “Not Yet” and it was so funny.

Beetlejuice just hanging around them before they died was very funny. He would have one liners that were just hilarious

When the Maitlands fell through the fucking floor boards, I knew it was gonna happen but like it still shocked me

THE SAD PUPPET SHOW

Literally five minutes after he found out there was a kid in the audience Barbara says “You give me the creeps” and he goes “Well you give me a boner!”

The whole being dead thing reprise was SO GOOD. It was so amazing to watch live

Charles is so much more RAUNCHY than I expected, very sex oriented lol but so blunt about it

LYDIA

Can I just say that Sophia Anne Caruso plays teenage angst SO WELL. Like I 100% felt the sadness Lydia was feeling, it was so palpable

Just once more what the fuck did Lydia think was happening??? How dare she be surprised that they were moving. Like I love her but come on...

There’s a point during the scene where Lydia straight up gets this evil look on her face, starts giggling and goes up to Delia all innocently, trying to make it seem like this is hard for her to do and she’s breaking through. She does the whole “knock know” and when Delia said you don’t open the doors Lydia straight up started crying and said “I guess you’ll never know”

Dead Mom made me sob, Sophia has so much power when she is singing. There were points where Lydia would be near tears and it was so sad but so incredible.

Fright of their lives was very funny. BUT THEY CHANGED THE KATHRINE HEPBURN joke.

Adam is such a supportive husband

I also loved: “What are things that make you scared” and Adam goes “THE ELECTROAL COLLEGE! WHY DOES OHIO HAVE SO MUCH POWER” and Barbara deadass goes “Can I change my answer”

“WEll that was a soliloquy so you’re the rude one”

LETS HAUNT THIS BITCH

“No Reason” was also very funny, Delia tries so hard. This woman dabbed, did Fortnight dances, and just is a ray of sunshine. It’s just not what Lydia needs. Lydia was so savage during that song she took zero shits

Delia looked so upset when Lydia said “and good people die” It was very obvious she knew Lydia was talking about her mom, she went over to hug her but Lydia went under her arm

LYDIA MEETING THE MAITLANDS so adorable

Lydia telling the story about her mom. She looked so happy to have someone to talk to about it.

“Every year me and my mom would build these haunted houses but it was during the summer so nobody was expecting it. One time she dressed up as the ghost of edgar allen poe! I thought she was so scary, but nobody knew who she was...because people don’t read.”

Also Adam is adorable, his dad joke made the whole audience groan

Lydia just needs to affection. She was like “I don’t have many friends...it’s nice to know I have you guys in the attic.”

Delia: “That was the most impressive rogering you’ve ever given me” Charles: “I’m very good at sex”

ICONIC

Charles proposing and Delia being so happy, so cute. But then Lydia runs in and Delia has to hide

LYDIA IS SO DRAMATIC. I’m talking she's fake fainting about the scary ghosts, collapsing to the floor. A+ performace, it was so funny

WHEN LYDIA FIND DELIA heart breaking. She was crying I just wanted someone to hug her. The Maitlands looked so concerned, Charles didn’t make any attempts to comfort her which kinda made me pissed at him because he was being very selfish. Also when Lydia cried, “I wish I was dead.” he didn’t even bother to follower her. Do better Charles

Beetle juice's multiple limbs very funny gag

Also he started scatting

Poor Lydia :(

Lydia started like having a mental break down when BJ started singing “I’m gonna have a new best friend!” like someone please give this girl a break. She so smol

Beetlejuice stopping her from killing herself

“Say my name” was SO INCREDIBLE

the line “and kill him” was said so quietly that he was like trying to have Lydia not hear him

FAKE CARTWHEEL

Any time Lydia said Beetlejuice a light would shine on BJ but then go out when she would go beeeeeee- “cuz/” “being” “be a doll”

Nice lighting touch

The lighting, in general, was amazing

Lydia was so intrested in the possesion of Adam and Barbara it was so cool to see the little glimmer of a plan forming in her head

SHE PUSHED BJ off the roof and when she goes “what he was already dead” the Maitlands just kinda shrug like “she right”

Charles and Delia trying to High-five but missing? Cute ass couple, they are actually really cute together

Maxie Dean is a creep and has ZERO RIGHTS

Lydia’s yellow dress and how excited Delia was and how relieved Charles was

Day-O was fantastic Lydia looked so happy but then it started failing and instantly she got very angry but a sad kind of angry. She had such a look of hesitation on her face when she summoned BJ but she went through with it when she looked over at her dad and he was giving Delia a kiss.

You could see in her eyes that Lydia almost instantly regretted it when she saw just how chaotic he was being, but she just kept going because she thought she had no other alternative.

Charles reaching out for Lydia before he got pushed out of the house and Lydia looking at him as if she just wanted him to come and get her? HEART BREAKING

“It’s our house now kid!”

Intermission:

I got a cool cup and bought some merch. Very cool

Act II:

When Skye came on stage someone behind me said “Who is she??” like bitch just WATCH

Dana was amazing as Skye, Skye deserves the world she is so pure

LYDIA so chaotic as Skye definitely has a bby crush on Lydia

“Boo. Hope I didn’t scare you!”- Skye

Then Lydia scares her, Skye starts hyperventilating and Lydia goes “you’re fun!” and Skye says “I like you too!”

Poor Skye :(

Poor everyone in “That Beautiful sound”

Lydia SMILING. Any time she smiled it felt like a blessing. She seemed so happy

The clones do acrobatics in the aisles I did not expect that, it was so intense

NPR where tote bags come from

“And a book you’re never going to read” “the hand book for the recently decease?” “yep but you’re not recently deceased so...do you wanna see a sad puppet show??”

Beetlejuice looking so betrayed when Lydia left....

Lydia upstairs with the Maitlands. Omg Lydia looked so cute when she was holding the book and just kinda swaying in her spot when she was talking about it

“and we? We are old book smell people”

Lydia loving the smell of old books? Cute, adorable, 10/10

Adam being a dad

ADAM BOOPING her nose with the chalk. I would DIE for them

Lydia yelling at the maitlands when they won’t help her find her mom. WOW she had so much anger behind her voice but it was so sad because you can tell she was trying not to cry

Barbara 2.0 was amazing

Lydia walking across the stage trying to open the book :(

Charles and Delia coming back for Lydia and both of them flirting with each other...like bruh you’ve come to rescue your daughter please help her....

Beetlejuice tricking Lydia :(

Delia falling off the couch and just seeing her crawl off stage to do her Ms. Argentina quick change. ICONIC

Lydia accidentally exorcising Barbara was SO MUCH SADDER THAN I HAD EXPECTED like Lydia was having a mental breakdown she was os upset and lost and confused

When Beetlejuice showed up her face went so pale and she looked so scared.

“Well you wanted your mommy so this is what you get!” I CRIED that was so uncalled for

When the whole family was trapped Lydia really looked like a scared little kid because she is...like you forget how young Lydia is but there are several moments in the show where you are reminded that she is a scared, and lonely little girl who misses her mom

Charles trying to reach out to her but being chained to a wall, heart breaking. This scene made me so sad in general

Lydia agreeing to Marry him but her voice cracking and sounding so scared :(

THE HUG SHE GIVES BARBARA before she runs off

Charles pushing Adam and Barbara down so he could follow her

The whole Netherworld scene was so good

Poor Lydia was being pushed around, and pulled, and dragged, she looked so scared. Like she would try to run away from people but they would just grab her and pull her back. She looked like she was hyperventilating and just needed a hug but any time Charles got close to her

Lydia calling for her mom in the Netherworld and crying

HOME WAS CHILLING

Charles and Lydia making uP sobbing, I legit sobbed

OTHO’s real name being Kevin...very funny

Delia had NO MERCY when she found out his name was Kevin

Adam’s name plack being “Sexy”

BJ fliritng with Adam in general was pretty funny

When BJ didn’t buy the wedding thing and went to go kill Charles Lydia did no freaking hesitate and went to go grab the art peice to kill him with

ADAM FOR THE WIN

Creepy Old guy was very funny

When BJ came back to life and everything was shaking on stage Sophia straight up yeeted her hat off stage, I laughed so loud even though nothing else funny was happening on stage

Lydia looked so mortified when she killed BJ

Juno coming back for Lydia and Lydia actaully looking scared, but then the threat paused and Juno tricked BJ with love, and then went right back to Lydia. The whole family trying to protect her...veyr soft

BJ AND THE SAND WORM

Bj giving Lydia the cowboy hat

Jump in the line made me CRY

Lydia flying :D

End of Show

Instant standing ovation

I got to stage door and got autographs from Presley, Dana, Kerry, and David

#beetlegeuse #beetlejuice the musical #beetlejuice #beetlejuice spoilers

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Jaime/Brienne updated Rec List

Anything by Astolat, especially Pretty https://archiveofourown.org/works/14612130

Brave New World series by queenofthorns https://archiveofourown.org/series/49823 The Spaces Between series by LadyEm https://archiveofourown.org/series/1370851 Tales of the West and of the North by LadyEm https://archiveofourown.org/series/1460266 Honor Thy Regard series by SigilBroken https://archiveofourown.org/series/48322 In This Light series by SigilBroken https://archiveofourown.org/series/53759 Game of Throne works by Aslolat https://archiveofourown.org/series/990141

The Gentlest Schism by SandwichesYumYum WIP from 2015 https://archiveofourown.org/chapters/4960371 (So beautiful, so painful and a lifetime of love)

The Seven Bind Their Fate by RoseHeart https://archiveofourown.org/works/1241512/chapters/2550229

The Covering Sky by Rellie https://archiveofourown.org/works/813223/chapters/1537534

A Dance with Ice and Fire by ShirleyAnn66 https://archiveofourown.org/works/6129911/chapters/14048249

This Is Why We Fight by lashieldmaiden https://archiveofourown.org/works/18735541 (Brienne rides South to call Jamie on his bullshit)

Ostructed View by AlynnaStrong https://archiveofourown.org/works/11113137

Anything by Lady Rhiyana but check ch 32 https://archiveofourown.org/chapters/54487504

An attendant to a Knight by lionheartedghost (Pod-centric nice POV change) https://archiveofourown.org/works/19006282

All the Roads Are Winding (Physics experiment prove multiverse for Jaime & Brienne) by ShirleyAnn66 https://archiveofourown.org/works/8737036

Fever (bull riding AU) by Lady_in_Red https://archiveofourown.org/works/1124643/chapters/2266936

Sapphires by NighReaderEnigma (77 chaps) sweet mild angsty https://archiveofourown.org/works/18837673/chapters/44704381

41 Nights series by rhye https://archiveofourown.org/series/1355197

the jaimebrienne spite coundown by janie_tangerine https://archiveofourown.org/series/1304693

Just kiss already says Everyone but Cersi Ten Broken Beds by Miss_M https://archiveofourown.org/chapters/2168664 The importance of Kocking by Miss_M https://archiveofourown.org/works/3372767 Full Fathom Five by hardlyfatal https://archiveofourown.org/works/12001872 when you invest your love you invest your life by janie_tangerine https://archiveofourown.org/works/239883 Diplomacy by Gwen77 https://archiveofourown.org/chapters/19237405 Not Together My Ass by rhapsodybree https://archiveofourown.org/works/20245804 It's Just a Fact. Everybody Knows. by sameboots shttps://archiveofourown.org/works/19828030 Second Impressions by coolhandjennie https://archiveofourown.org/works/8683417/chapters/19906354 As Invisible as Possible (until you notice me) by Kelly123 https://archiveofourown.org/works/875786 Drunken Shenanigans with Jaime and Brienne by BrienneofThrace https://archiveofourown.org/chapters/1953279 i fear no fate (for you are my fate) by sameboots https://archiveofourown.org/works/18636544 (a love) a latern in the dark by sameboots https://archiveofourown.org/works/18762214/chapters/44509591 I Will Not Close My Eyes by RoseHeart https://archiveofourown.org/works/863430/chapters/1957047#main more like the man you were meant to be by Janie_tangerine https://archiveofourown.org/works/12234609 What a King Should Look Like by angel_deux https://archiveofourown.org/works/20141131 The Right Questions by Aviss https://archiveofourown.org/works/19266907 Sworn Sword by Lady Sapphire https://archiveofourown.org/works/17344574 Home is Wherever I'm with You by BrienneofThrace https://archiveofourown.org/works/823035 I'm not that girl by Lady _in_Red https://archiveofourown.org/works/1004852

Remember Spring Swaps Snow for Leaves (sad and lovely) by Orphan Acct https://archiveofourown.org/works/8083705

still looking forward (Jaime & Brienne cops) by blindmadness https://archiveofourown.org/works/7029151

Uncle Jaime and the Sports Bra That Started It All by Kelly123 (modern) https://archiveofourown.org/chapters/1593961

Battle is the Great Redeemer (timeloop) by Lady_In_Red https://archiveofourown.org/chapters/47923150 The Shape of Time (timeloop) by LSquared80 https://archiveofourown.org/works/18882301

the summer queen by honey_wheeler (well rounded character cast still touches on Jaime/Brienne) https://archiveofourown.org/chapters/1043327

The Treaty by MotherofFirkins https://archiveofourown.org/works/1144961 Outstanding Rec List by shipping-receiving at Tumblr https://shipping-receiving.tumblr.com/post/185013445780/jaime-x-brienne-fic-recs-master-post

JB Appreciation Week 2019 collection https://archiveofourown.org/collections/JBWeek2019 also earlier years are posted too collections/JBWeek2018 etc.

AMAZING short one- little talks by robotsdance https://archiveofourown.org/works/20905916

Aww this would have been lovely! You make me happy by oathkceper https://archiveofourown.org/works/19871227

the battliefield between us (isn't here tonight) (Jaime and Brienne marry during the war in secret) by robotsdance https://archiveofourown.org/works/20088457

The Only Prayer by sea_spirit https://archiveofourown.org/works/16192616

In Her Eyes by sea_spirit https://archiveofourown.org/chapters/36210807

The Winterfell Collection by Kirazi (Fluff after the longest night) https://archiveofourown.org/series/1352434 Seven Days of the Seven by greyathena https://archiveofourown.org/chapters/37948037

O-T-P: A Saga of Epic True Love and Stuff (teenagers get J/B OTP) by QuizzicalQuinnia https://archiveofourown.org/series/332755

series- time is just a symptom of love by renlybardatheon (tamilprongspotter) multi-verse https://archiveofourown.org/series/1461547 series- we should kind of forget about season 8 by angel_deux https://archiveofourown.org/series/1476620

ardently admire by NotusLethe https://archiveofourown.org/works/18666865

blessed and cursed and won. by cereal https://archiveofourown.org/works/18605230

Same Time, Next Year by angelowl https://archiveofourown.org/works/20438255

Works and Days series by mussimm https://archiveofourown.org/series/504271

Runaways by AlynnaStrong (Jaime&Brienne run away to be knights) https://archiveofourown.org/chapters/39904107

all I've ever known series, (Jaime meets Brienne at 6 when he's a knight) by thesarcasticone https://archiveofourown.org/series/1511672

Bow Down by WackyGoofball (slight plot change at Riverrun. Author wordy but good change to story) https://archiveofourown.org/chapters/31043382

Promises and Porridge by GilShalos1 (3 parts but 1st is best and banter about Pod's delicate ears is the best) https://archiveofourown.org/works/18703801/chapters/44359552

Choices by Gwen77 (excellent post 8.05 fix, last chapter a little rushed) https://archiveofourown.org/works/19120546

Imaginary by PrioritiesSorted https://archiveofourown.org/works/4589832

Ten Days by SandwichesYumYum https://archiveofourown.org/chapters/14224648

So Many Vows by MotherofFirkins https://archiveofourown.org/chapters/2198898

Always Been a Pencil series by Vera https://archiveofourown.org/series/1337353

(every single one of us) still left in want of mercy by Roccolinde archiveofourown.org/works/20289736 and companion POV you have come by way of sorrow (you have come by way of tears) by Roccolinde

Not a Song by Holograms https://archiveofourown.org/chapters/49059749

One Good, Honest Kiss by winterkill (modern AU, well done friends to lovers) https://archiveofourown.org/chapters/51821368

The Opinions of Sheep by winterkill (Brienne squires for Jaime after page training, slow burn) https://archiveofourown.org/chapters/50589296

Butterfly Effect by Aviss (Jaime doesn't join Kingsguard making all the difference) https://archiveofourown.org/works/21537844

The Unwilling King series by Aviss https://archiveofourown.org/series/1596448

READ THIS NOW, so good! Jaime meets young Brienne over the years. songs of kissing and love by sameboots https://archiveofourown.org/chapters/50621756

Points of a Pistol by Aviss https://archiveofourown.org/works/20045944

A Date For Sevenmas by majoris 7 dates with fake dating https://archiveofourown.org/works/21973369

Your Kiss is on my List by winterkill https://archiveofourown.org/works/21668866

VERY WELL DONE, Souls to Hear by Albatros_assoiffe https://archiveofourown.org/chapters/53472085

i went looking for knives and i was looking for you by 152glasslippers

Surety of Promise by Diary https://archiveofourown.org/works/6354703

Fault by EwanMcGregorIsMyHomeboy12 https://archiveofourown.org/works/19867762

Darling, Let's Hurt Tonight by kataurah https://archiveofourown.org/chapters/49302401 sweet and lovely and packed into just 3 chapters.

#jaime/brienne #braime #brienne of tarth #jamie lannister #game of thrones

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just-another-obsessed-fangirl · 5 years ago

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Lover (2019) Sentence Prompts

feel free to change pronouns and other specific details

How many days did I spend thinking ‘bout how you did me wrong?

Lived in the shade you were throwing ‘til all of my sunshine was gone

I couldn’t get away from you

In my feelings more than Drake

Your name on my lips, tongue-tied

Free rent, living in my mind

But then something happened one magical night

I forgot that you existed

I thought that it would kill me, but it didn’t

It isn’t love, it isn’t hate, it’s just indifference

Got out some popcorn as soon as my rep started going down

Laughed on the schoolyard as soon as I tripped up and hit the ground

I would’ve stuck around for you, would’ve fought the whole town

Would’ve been right there, front row, even if nobody came to your show

But you showed who you are

Sent me a clear message

Taught me some hard lessons, I just forget what they were

Fever dream high in the quiet of the night

Bad, bad boy, shiny toy with a price

You know that I bought it

I’m always waiting for you to be waiting below

Devils roll the dice, angels roll their eyes

What doesn’t kill me makes me want you more

It’s new, the shape of your body

It’s blue, the feeling I’ve got

It’s a cruel summer

It’s cool, that’s what I tell ‘em

No rules in breakable heaven

Hang your head low in the glow of the vending machine

We say that we’ll just screw it up in these trying times

We’re not trying

Cut the headlights

Summer’s a knife

I’m always waiting for you just to cut to the bone

If I bleed, you’ll be the last to know

I’m drunk in the back of the car

I cried like a baby coming home from the bar

Said, “I’m fine,” but it wasn’t true

I don’t wanna keep secrets just to keep you

I snuck in through the garden gate every night that summer

Just to seal my fate

I love you, ain’t that the worst thing you ever heard?

He looks up grinning like a devil

We could leave the Christmas lights up ‘til January

This is our place, we make the rules

There’s a dazzling haze, a mysterious way about you, dear

Have I known you twenty seconds or twenty years?

Can I go where you go?

Can we always be this close?

Take me out and take me home

You’re my lover

We could let our friends crash in the living room

I’m highly suspicious that everyone who sees you wants you

I’ve loved you three summers now, honey, but I want ‘em all

Ladies and gentlemen, will you please stand?

With every guitar string scar on my hand

I take this magnetic force of a man to be my lover

My heart’s been borrowed and yours has been blue

All’s well that ends well to end up with you

Swear to be overdramatic and true

You’ll save all your dirtiest jokes for me

At every table, I’ll save you a seat

I would be complex

I would be cool

They’d say I played the field before I found someone to commit to

That would be okay for me to do

Every conquest I had made would make me more of a boss to you

I’d be a fearless leader, I’d be an alpha type

When everyone believes you, what’s that like?

I’m so sick of running as fast as I can

I’d get there quicker if I was a man

I’m so sick of them coming at me again

If I was a man

I’d be the man

I hustled, put in the work

Shake their heads and question how much of this I deserve

And they would toast to me

What’s it like to brag about raking in dollars and getting bitches and models?

It’s all good if you’re bad and it’s okay if you’re mad

I’d be a bitch, not a baller

They paint me out to be bad

It’s okay that I’m mad

I’m ready for combat

I don’t want that, but what if I do?

Cruelty wins in the movies

I’ve got a hundred thrown out speeches I almost said to you

I jump from the train, I ride off alone

I never grew up, it’s getting so old

Help me hold on to you

I’ve been the archer, I’ve been the prey

Who could ever leave me, darling, but who could stay?

I search for your dark side

What if I’m alright right here?

I cut off my nose just to spite my face

I hate my reflection for years and years

I pace like a ghost

The room is on fire, invisible smoke

All of my heroes die all alone

They see right through me

Can you see right through me?

I see right through me

All the king’s horses, all the king’s men, couldn’t put me together again

All of my enemies started out friends

His footprints on the sidewalk lead to where I can’t stop

His hands around a cold glass make me wanna know that body like it’s mine

He got that boyish look that I like in a man

I am an architect, I’m drawing up the plans

It’s like I’m seventeen, nobody understands

He got my heartbeat skipping down 16th Avenue

Wanna see what’s under that attitude

I want you, bless my soul

I ain’t gotta tell him, I think he knows

I’ll make myself at home and he’ll want me to stay

He’d better lock it down or I won’t stick around

Good ones never wait

He’s so obsessed with me and, boy, I understand

Lyrical smile, indigo eyes, hand on my thigh

We could follow the sparks

I’ll drive

Where we gonna go?

You know I adore you

I’m crazier for you than I was at sixteen

I’m lost in the lights

Ripped up my prom dress

Running through rose thorns

I saw the scoreboard and ran for my life

No cameras catch my pageant smile

I counted days, I counted miles

It’s you and me, that’s my whole world

They whisper in the hallway, “She’s a bad, bad girl”

The whole school is rolling fake dice

You play stupid games, you win stupid prizes

We’re so sad, we paint the town blue

Voted most likely to run away with you

My team is losing, battered and bruising

I see the high fives between the bad guys

You are the only one who seems to care

The damsels are depressed

Boys will be boys, then where are the wise me?

Darling, I’m scared

No cameras catch my muffled cries

I don’t really wanna fight, ‘cause nobody’s gonna win

I think you should come home

I’ll never let you go, ‘cause I know this is a fight that someday we’re gonna win

She’s a bad, bad girl

High, like your friends were the night that we first met

Went home and tried to stalk you on the internet

I’ve read all of the books beside your bed

Cold, like the shoulder that I gave you in the street

Cat and mouse for a month or two or three

Now I wake up in the night and watch you breathe

Kiss me once ‘cause you know I had a long night

Kiss me twice ‘cause it’s gonna be alright

Three times ‘cause I waited my whole life

I like shiny things, but I’d marry you with paper rings

I hate accidents except when we went from friends to this

You’re the one I want in paper rings, in picture frames, in dirty dreams

In the icy outdoor pool, when you jumped in first, I went in too

I’m with you even if it makes blue

Takes me back to the color that we painted your brother’s wall

Without all the exes, fights, and flaws

We wouldn’t be standing here so tall

I want to drive away with you

I want your complications too

I want your dreary Mondays

Wrap your arms around me, baby boy

Drunk on something stronger than the drinks in the bar

I rent a place on Cornelia Street

We were a fresh page on the desk, filling in the blanks as we go

As if the street lights pointed in an arrow head leading us home

I hope I never lose you, hope it never ends

I’d never walk Cornelia Street again

That’s the kinda heartbreak time could never mend

I get mystified by how this city screams your name

I’m so terrified of it you ever walk away

Jacket ‘round my shoulders is yours

Memorize the creaks in the floor

Back when we were card sharks

I thought you were leading me on

I packed my bags, left Cornelia Street, before you even knew I was gone

You called, showed your hand

I turned around before I hit the tunnel

Sat on the roof, you and I

You hold my hand on the street

Walk me back to that apartment years ago

We were just inside barefoot in the kitchen

Sacred new beginnings that became my religion

Saying goodbye is death by a thousand cuts

Flashbacks waking me up

I get drunk but it’s not enough

The morning comes and you’re not my baby

I look through the windows of this love even though we boarded them up

Chandelier’s still flickering here

I can’t pretend it’s okay when it’s not

I dress to kill my time

I take the long way home

I ask the traffic lights if it’ll be alright, they say, “I don’t know”

What once was ours is no one’s now

The only thing we share is this small town

It was a great love, one for the ages

If the story’s over, why am I still writing pages?

My heart, my hips, my body, my love

Tryna find a part of me that you didn’t touch

Gave up on me like I was a bad drug

Now I’m searching for signs in a haunted club

Our songs, our films, united we stand

Our country, guess it was a lawless land

Quiet my fears with a touch of your hand

Paper cut stings from out paper-thin plans

My time, my wine, my spirit, my trust

Tryna find a part of me you didn’t take up

Gave you so much, but it wasn’t enough

But I’ll be alright, it’s just a thousand cuts

I love my hometown as much as Motown

Something happened, I heard him laughing

I saw the dimples first and then I heard the accent

They say home is where the heart is, but that’s not where mine lives

You know I love a London boy

He likes my American smile

Like a child when our eyes meet

Darling, I fancy you

I guess all the rumors are true

Boy, I fancy you

Now I love high tea

You can find me in the pub

We are watching rugby with his school friends

Show me a gray sky, a rainy cab ride

Babes, don’t threaten me with a good time

God, I love the English

Doesn’t have to be Louis V up on Bond Street

Stick with me, I’m your queen

The buttons of my coat were tangled in my hair

I didn’t tell you I was scared

That was the first time we were there

Holy orange bottles, each night I pray to you

Desperate people find faith

Now I pray to Jesus too

Soon you’ll get better

You’ll get better soon ‘cause you have to

I know delusion when I see it in the mirror

You like the nicer nurses

You make the best of a bad deal

I just pretend it isn’t real

I’ll paint the kitchen neon

I’ll brighten up the sky

I know I’ll never get it, there’s not a day that I won’t try

I hate to make this all about me, but who am I supposed to talk to?

What am I supposed to do if there’s no you?

This won’t go back to normal, if it ever was

It’s been years of hoping

I keep saying it because I have to

You’ll get better

We were crazy to think that this could work

Remember how I said I’d die for you?

We were stupid to jump in the ocean separating us

Remember how I’d fly to you?

I can’t talk to you when you’re like this

Staring out the window like I’m not your favorite town

I’m New York City

I still do it for you, babe

They all warned us about times like this

The road gets hard and you get lost when you’re led by blind faith

We might just get away with it

Religion’s in your lips

Even if it’s a false god, we’d still worship

The altar is my hips

We’d still worship this love

I know heaven’s a thing, I go there when you touch me, honey

Hell is when I fight with you

We can patch it up good

Make confessions and we’re begging for forgiveness

Got the wine for you

You can’t talk to me when I’m like this

Daring you to leave me just so I can try and scare you

You’re the West Village

You still do it for me, babe

You are somebody that I don’t know

Taking shots at me like it’s Patrón

Damn, it’s 7 AM

Say it in the street, that’s a knock-out

Say it in a Tweet, that’s a cop-out

I ain’t tryna mess with your self-expression

I’ve learned a lesson that stressing and obsessing ‘bout somebody else is no fun

Snakes and stones never broke my bones

You need to calm down

You’re being too loud

Can you just not step on my gown?

You’re coming at my friends like a missile

Why are you mad when you could be glad?

Sunshine on the street at the parade

You would rather be in the dark ages

Making that sign must’ve taken all night

You just need to take several seats

Try to restore the peace

Control your urges to scream about all the people you hate

Shade never made anybody less gay

We see you over there on the internet

Comparing all the girls who are killing it

We figured you out

We all know now we all got crowns

I blew things out of proportion, now you’re blue

Put you in jail for something you didn’t do

I pinned your hands behind your back

Thought I had reason to attack, but no

Fighting with a true love is boxing with no gloves

Chemistry ‘til it blows up, ‘til there’s no us

Why’d I have to break what I love so much?

It’s on your face and I’m to blame

It’s all me in my head

I’m the one who burned us down

It’s not what I meant

Sorry that I hurt you

I don’t wanna do this to you

I don’t wanna lose this with you

It’s all me, just don’t go

Meet me in the afterglow

It’s so excruciating to see you low

Just wanna lift you up and not let you go

This ultraviolet morning light below tells me this love is worth the fight

I lived like an island, punished you with silence

Went off like sirens

Tell me that you’re still mine

Tell me that we’ll be just fine even when I lose my mind

Tell me that it’s not my fault

Tell me that I’m all you want even when I break my heart

I promise that you’ll never find another like me

I know that I’m a handful

I know I never think before I jump

You’re the kind of guy the ladies want

There’s a lot of cool chicks out there

I know that I went psycho on the phone

I never leave well enough alone

Trouble’s gonna follow where I go

One of these things is not like the others

When it comes to a lover

I’m the only one of me

Baby, that’s the fun of me

You’re the only one of you

Baby, that’s the fun of you

I promise that nobody’s gonna love you like me

I know I tend to make it about me

I know you never get just what you see

I will never bore you, baby

There’s a lot of lame guys out there

We had that fight out in the rain

You ran after me and called my name

I never wanna see you walk away

Living in winter, I am your summer

Hey kids, spelling is fun!

There ain’t no I in “team”, but you know there is a “me”

You can’t spell “awesome” without “me”

School bell rings, walk me home

Sidewalk chalk covered in snow

Lost my gloves, you give me one

“Wanna hang out?” Yeah, sounds like fun

Video games, you pass me a note, sleeping in tents

It’s nice to have a friend

Light pink sky, up on the roof

Sun sinks down, no curfew

20 questions, we tell the truth

You’ve been stressed out lately, yeah, me too

Something gave you the nerve to touch my hand

Church bells ring, carry me home

Rice on the ground looks like snow

Call my bluff, call you “Babe”

Have my back every day

Stay in bed the whole weekend

My love was as cruel as the cities I lived in

Everyone looked worse in the light

There are so many lines that I’ve crossed unforgiven

I’ll tell you the truth, but never goodbye

I don’t wanna look at anything else now that I saw you

I don’t wanna think of anything else now that I thought of you

I’ve been sleeping so long in a 20-year dark night

Now I see daylight

Luck of the draw only draws the unlucky

I became the butt of the joke

I wounded the good and I trusted the wicked

Clearing the air, I breathed in the smoke

Maybe you ran with the wolves and refused to settle down

Maybe I’ve stormed out of every single room in this town

Threw out our cloaks and our daggers

Because it’s morning now

It’s brighter now

I can still see it all in my mind

All of you, all of me, intertwined

I once believed love would be black and white (but it’s golden)

I can still see it all in my head

Back and forth from New York, sneaking in your bed

I once believed love would be burning red

It’s golden like daylight

You gotta step into the daylight and let it go

I wanna be defined by the things that I love

Not the things I hate

Not the things I’m afraid of

The things that haunt me in the middle of the might

You are what you love

#rp meme #rp sentence starters #sentence structure #rp prompts #lover #taylor swift #ts #my posts

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sesskag1postchallenge · 5 years ago

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Ch10 - Operation Grandpup Drop (A SitBoy Discord Crack Fic)

Chapter 10:

Warning this story is M bordering NSFW

Walter20508/28/2019

Later that evening, Sesshomaru and Hojo arrived at the Higurashi Shrine. Hojo had gently tried to inquire as to the purpose of this visit, only to be told that all would be revealed in due time. Upon their arrival however, they came across the sight of a giant white furry snake, for a lack of a better description, coiled around and dragging an unconscious Kagome across the shrine grounds towards the woods nearby, a path leading back to the dirt beneath her open bedroom window.

Sesshomaru and Hobomoko made eye contact with one another as the two navy men walked up to the strange sight, the two of them not moving as each sized up the other and their presence here.

Fifteen minutes later, Kagome opened her eyes to find herself on the living room couch. The last thing she had remembered was snuggling up against something soft, furry, and warm when it had suddenly encased her in a squeezing vice grip like an anaconda. She had opened her eyes to see nothing but white fur before she ran out of breath and embraced the darkness once more. Now she found herself sitting up on the couch, with Hojo seated nearby in a navy uniform, someone clearly his superior sitting next to him, Mama sitting on the other side of the room, along with something that looked like Sesshomaru's old pelt tied up into a knot in the corner.

Consternation came across her features as she felt a familiar presence in the room. Her gaze traveled until she settled on the older naval officer, where her miko insight let her see underneath the disguise to the demon present.

"Sesshomaru?"

Stormie Like Weather08/28/2019

"So it's true then. Kagome," her mother looked a bit... exhausted. "When were you going to tell me about your fiancee?" Kagome blinked back at her, sure there was something miscommunicated somewhere. "I'm not sure why you thought to hide it from me?" Mrs. Higurashi took the tissue hojo offered and dabbed her eyes, "I'm a pretty easy going mom, even if it's because your pregnant out of wedlock, I'd be happy for you." She sighed, "When did I break your trust for you to keep this from me?" ... Kagome tilted her head at her mom, glanced over at the two men, and pinched the bridge of her nose, "Who said I'm engaged?" She followed her mother's gaze to both men, "Hojos been asking for my blessing for years, but his superior here is the who says he won your heart." Sesshomaru smirked, "Haven't I Kagome?" She blushed.

Walter20508/29/2019

After explaining the situation in depth and getting mostly caught up on events, Kagome looked to Sesshomaru somewhat askance.

"So, are we still a thing?" asked Sesshomaru with a raised eyebrow.

"I don't know that we were ever a 'thing', Sesshomaru. I had reservations about you five hundred years ago and one of them was that you would discard me like a piece of trash after you got the pups you wanted out of me. Now hearing that you discarded mokomoko, something that had been a part of you for hundreds of years, just because it was suddenly an obstacle in your path to attaining greater power and authority, has done nothing to soothe my fears on said subject," replied Kagome with a skeptical side glance with her arms folded over her chest.

"Such matters might best be talked about behind closed doors for the two of you. What I'm interested in right now is the fate of Kagome's three best friends?" asked Hojo as he leaned forward. Sesshomaru sighed with a look of regret crossing his features before it was replaced by his cold mask.

"We rescued Eri and Ayumi from Naraku's grasp but couldn't find Yuka before he disappeared. Later we discovered that he had mated Yuka but with her consent after days of arguments and discussions. Freed from the influence of the Shikon No Tama and then coming under the influence of someone like Yuka, then seeing the birth of natural children of his own, changed Naraku over time. Yuka died of natural causes at age 63 and is buried in Edo with Eri (aged 67) and Ayumi (aged 69)," explained Sesshomaru, before continuing.

"Ayumi eventually married Miroku after Sango succumbed to disease and helped to raise their children together. Finally, Yuka took after you very strongly and so to appease mother, I mated her and gave mother a total of six hanyou pups," finished Sesshomaru, leaving everyone sitting in shocked silence.

imjaneees08/29/2019

Kagome scratched the back of her head, "Wow. So much happened while I was gone." So much action, to bad she missed all the crazy things that happened. She could have gotten a good laugh, she was sure. Taht got her thinking.

"I guess this means I'm the only one who never got to be with anyone. Figures. Oh well, gotta find me some single guy out there then. Kind of going to be tough though, my standards in men just got a little too high. Or maybe I should just stay single for the rest of my life to save myself the trouble. Yeah, being immune to time might be a bad thing if I outlive anyone anyway. Got enough heartbreak to last me ten lifetimes. Single life it is, then," she mused out loud, nodding to herself at her new life plan. She was looking forward to a drama free life.

Slayer08/29/2019

"So if you will excuse me?" Kagome picked up poor hobomoko gave him a little zap to make him behave and walked up stairs to the shower. The once fluffy pristine white fur was now matted and brown with street muck. She would wash it and return it to its former glory and wear it everywhere just to piss off Sesshomaru. Honestly she was a little hurt by his seemingly dismissive attitude toward herself and his former mate one of her good friends. Did he ever love her friend or was it to just give his mother grandbabies. Kagome knew it was silly but she had really started to lean toward being Sesshomaru's mate now she just didnt think she could do it. Maybe one of the other youkai was still alive Kouga maybe or Shippo.

She took her new mikomoko and soaked it in a tub of warm soapy water. She used her wide tooth comb to start working out the tangles and mats.

Stormie Like Weather08/29/2019

Seeing as how she refused to play second fiddle to anyone again, and that Sesshomaru had at one point professed his 'love' for her, and he had to have realized she never died just went to her time, since he wasn't a complete idiot, Kagome felt very much betrayed by how easily he had tossed that so called 'love' aside and not only that but fucked her friend, ugh. He ended up being just as shitty as they all happened to be. Kagome began to angrily cry as she cleaned and beautified her new Miko Moko. Not just for her feelings, but the fact that her friends had all passed. Their families must have been so sad and disrupted by their sudden disappearance with no resolution. Yuka... did she know that SHE was the one set to be with Sesshomaru? And what the hell did she mean "took after" her, ugh. Like she had turned into the Kikyo for Yuka? Kami. Everything sucked. She wiped her eyes. All the men she'd met thus far were disgusting, betraying, jerks.

Suddenly Mokomoko began to shake violently. Blinding light erupted from the fibers. Kagome had to shield herself from the light. Something touched her wet cheek, and she dropped her hands, opened her eyes and gasped. There before her was the exact replica of Sesshomaru, complete with a new mokomoko wrapped around his junk.

Slayer08/29/2019

"Excuse me but who the heck do you think you are and give me back my mokomoko!" Kagome reached out and snatched the furry white fluff from the Sesshomaru copy. "I am done with all of you damned youkai. I am not going to let any of you ever hurt me again! OUT OUT OUT!" She pushed the Sesshomaru copy out of her bathroom and into the hall naked.

Stormie Like Weather08/29/2019

The newly formed Sesshomaru rolled his eyes and huffed, "It is not I that am the copy Miko." He glared down the hall, "Do you truly think that mockery downstairs is I, Sesshomaru?"

His voice was filled with vengeance.

Kagome peeked out the crack of the door up at his angry glare, "What are you saying?"

"I've been trapped as Mokomoko since you were transported to the future, that demon downstairs is the replacement the fool that trapped me has put into my place."

She narrowed her eyes, "How do I know that's the truth?"

Sesshomaru's eyes flashed red, his claws flexed, poison dripped through the floor, "Watch me kill it and you will discover the truth for yourself."

As Sesshomaru bounded down the stairs, dangly bits jangling, he pounced on the fake version of himself and caught him by the neck. Suddenly the form crumbled into pieces of clay pottery.

Slayer08/29/2019

The fact that the miko had essentially claimed him while in the form of MokoMoko was not lost on Sesshomaru. It seemed that the little woman had developed some feeling for him.

And he had waited the long 500 years in the form of a pelt just for a chance to be with her. He would not let her go again.

imjaneees08/29/2019

High above, the goddess glared at her brother for what seemed to be the nth time.

Tsukiyomi let out a nervous laugh, "At least I fixed it, right? Incredibly thoughtful of me to plan ahead, no?"

revang08/29/2019

Before Kagome had made it two steps out of the bathroom, the sounds of shouts and screams erupted from the living room. By the time she made it downstairs, her mother had fainted, and it seemed Hojo had tried to retaliate against the man who he saw kill his superior officer, because Sesshoumaru had him by the neck, dangling above the ground.

Kagome grabbed the daiyoukai’s arm. “Sesshoumaru stop! Everyone let’s just calm down and talk this out. And you Sesshoumaru put on some clothes!” she huffed and grabbed the quilt from the couch to throw at him.

Stormie Like Weather08/29/2019

The blanket slid off his toned body and on to the floor. "Clothes are the least of my worries." He returned his glare to the younger human man, "Tell me who you work for. Who dared to trap I, Sesshomaru in my fur."

At the mention of his fur, Kagome held it possessively to her chest, "It's my fur."

Sesshomaru's brows pinched as he looked over his shoulder at her, "That discussion comes later."

She pouted, holding the fur tighter. It wriggled around and curled over her shoulder. "Fine, but you need to put Hojo down. He isn't a part of this!"

Slayer08/29/2019

"And no It's mine I claimed it it's mine now." And Kagome did something that was childish and silly but it seemed to work she licked mokomoko. "See I licked it so it's mine."

"I see so licking something makes it yours does it?" Sesshomaru put Hojo down and stalked over to the wild little miko. "And if I lick you?"

Stormie Like Weather08/29/2019

"Y-you already have..."

imjaneees08/29/2019

Flustered, Kagome clutches the fur to her even closer, "B-but it doesn't work on people! So HAH! You don't own me!" she felt an odd sense of dejavu in saying those four words. How many times has she said it back in the feudal era? People were cavemen back there.

Slayer08/29/2019

"I think you want to be this Sesshomaru's miko. I think that's why you clutch so tightly to this Sesshomaru's pelt." He leaned down and licked from her collar bone up to behind her ear.

imjaneees08/29/2019

Face beat red, Kagome let's out a squeak, ducks and places a good couch between her and the orally fixated youkai, "I don't belong to ANYONE! And it's my fur! Mine!"

Slayer08/29/2019

Suddenly the fur wraps tightly around her from her knees to her elbows holding her in place. "Oh yes it's yours all right little miko all yours."

Stormie Like Weather08/29/2019

After 500years of forced celibacy, Sesshomaru decided finding the culprit to his prison could wait and picked up Kagome bridal style.

Hojo quivered beside her stirring mother.

"Boy, you will transfer all my counterpart's fund into Kagome's accounts."

"Y-yes, sir!" Hojo floundered, "I mean no!"

"You dare tell me no? After having the knowledge that the clay fake hurt your school friends, including Kagome?"

"I mean, yes!" Hojo flushed, "I'll do it."

"Good." Sesshomaru nuzzled Kagome's cheek and took her into the sky, "You know, you have licked this one as well, and your property is in definite need of your care."

Slayer08/29/2019

Sesshomaru flew naked high above the bustling streets of modern-day Tokyo. He wanted to find one of the many natural hot springs that dotted the lands in the feudal era, but it seemed that humanity had spread far and wide and much of the natural splendor of the land was now ruined. He flew farther and farther away from the settlements of the humans until he found a sizable forest area.

Stormie Like Weather08/29/2019

A lone dirt road led to an abandoned bath house at a natural spring. It looked as if a tree had fallen on the main building and they had not yet begun repairs.

Kagome peeled mokomoko from her mouth and huffed, "You know, all you had to do was ask me to come with you."

"Hn." He sighed, "I require less dramatics for the time, this way seemed easiest to get you away. Time away from the insufferable pests of the world would do wonders for us both. Care to join me?"

Walter20508/29/2019

Kagome started to answer, but then paused. There was a strange buzzing sound in the back of her head, looking around she saw a sutra of some kind on a boulder lining the hot spring. Walking over to it, she touched it and felt the aura of the fake Sesshomaru from earlier, along with voices crying about why he was doing this and to please stop. Eyes narrowing in determination, she channeled her miko powers and released the seal.

Beings started pouring out of the boulder and forming into their regular selves. All of the people she once knew, Shippou, Sango, Miroku, their kids, Ayumi, Ayame, Eri, Yuka, everyone came pouring out of the formerly sealed boulder. Kagome's eyes went wide and tears started forming as Sesshomaru came up next to her and wrapped a hand around her shoulder.

"I knew that five hundred years ago the fake copy of me had progressively captured and sealed away everyone associated with me before creating more fake copies to replace them, I knew the vicinity of where they had been sealed away but only you were capable of finding the exact location and undoing the seal. This Sesshomaru thanks you," said the normally stoic demon lord in an appreciative tone as he leaned down to kiss Kagome's forehead.

As people finally stopped appearing, Sesshomaru called out to the group, "No one go anywhere. I know it seems like it was just yesterday you all were sealed away, but some time has passed and things will need to be explained to you. Kagome, Eri, Yuka, and Ayumi will be the best ones to explain this time to you," said Sesshomaru before standing back and letting Kagome talk to them.

Then it would be time for tearful reunions.

Stormie Like Weather08/29/2019

Just as the hugs began, Shippou and Rin both pointed at Sesshomaru's private parts, the fox's finger shook, "Why aren't you wearing any clothes?!"

Sango gasped. Miroku alread had one layer of kimono off, "I had no idea in the future clothing is optional!"

Slayer08/29/2019

"Clothing is not optional Sesshomaru just seems to have a fetish for being naked." Kagone blushed bright red. "He should really put on some clothing...."

Walter20508/29/2019

"Hnnn, fine," muttered Sesshomaru before he was enveloped within the redness of his demonic aura. When it faded, he was fully attired once more, but this time he was dressed in a sailor fuku, with the exception that the skirt was replaced with a normal hakama, alas one that was the same shade of green. Kagome turned beet red upon seeing him dressed like that.

"Sesshomaru!?! What is that outfit?" she stammeringly asked out of pure mortification.

"What? Miko, is this not what everyone wears in the present? I had taken by the attire of you and your friends that this is what everyone wears in the present," Sesshomaru fired back with narrowed eyes over her reaction.

Stormie Like Weather08/29/2019

When Sesshomaru turned to Kagome, Miroku took his chance. Reaching out for the soft, ripe, supple...

"Kyyyya!"

THWACK!

Sango snarled, stalking off with her children in tow, "Thanks for releasing us Kagome, we will speak with Eri about this time period far away from the scoundrel."

Kagome wasn't sure if she was talking about her husband or Sesshomaru, who was currently pretending not to notice his skirt flying upward as a swift breeze blew by.

Taki 滝08/29/2019

Up high, gazing down upon the reunion of family and friends, the kami decided that all the humans needed some sort of reward and balancing to live alongside their yokai family. After all 420 finished a complimentary hookah and placed their suggestions into a divine hat, Amaterasu drew a slip at random, rolled her eyes, and waved her hand.

Golden mist floated down to earth and encompassed all the ningen. And before their very eyes, all the humans glowed with a divine golden glow and grew great golden wings.

A slip of paper poofed into existence. Sesshomaru caught it, read it, and raised an eyebrow.

"Yo humans, congrats you get to live as long as your yokai buddies. We drew random lots on the reward and O-Koumori-kami-sama won the draw. You're all Golden Bats"

Kagome flexed a wing and fell over.

Walter20508/29/2019

Hours later saw Kagome lying on her belly on her bed back home at Higurashi Shrine, sighing in frustration as her wings continued to occasionally beat without her recognizance. Such annoyances that they were proving to be that she didn't even register her door opening and closing but did feel and recognize the powerful hands that rested on her back.

"Sesshomaru?" she questioned without looking back.

"Hnnn," was his response as his hands started rubbing up and down her back, kneading the newly form muscle groups that had invaded her body to form the new wings. Relaxation and feel good pleasure coursed through her as his ministrations did much to relieve the stiffness and pain she was feeling.

"Ooh...Aaaaahhh....Ufff...what are you...hoo...doing?" Kagome staggered out in between noises of appreciation for his miracle hands.

"Helping you to transition to your new form. Your brain is overloaded with the new nerve and muscle systems and so is activating them unnecessarily, straining the muscles. I'm helping them to relax again," he explained as he settled onto a sitting position on the bed.

"That's fine and all but what about this desire for blood now that it's nighttime?" she asked softly but sarcastically.

In response he rolled her onto her side before cutting his arm and holding it against her mouth. She was hesitant but once she smelled it she was sucking greedily onto his cut with reckless abandon. For his part he took the opportunity to explore her body and see what else might've changed with the bat blessing; It had been five hundred years since they had performed oral on each other in the Sky Castle and even though he was under the influence of Inucense back then he was longing for another 'tasting' as it was.

#crackfic #sesskag #sesshomaru #kagome #inuyasha #OnePostChallegeSitBoy #multicreators

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alwaysahiccupandastrid · 5 years ago

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SPOILERS: Aladdin (2019) - Review/Thoughts

So I just watched the new Aladdin at the cinema where I work (yay for free tickets, am I right), and I just wanted to do what I usually do and discuss some of my thoughts after seeing it.

Just as background, I of course grew up watching the animation; while it wasn’t my favourite Disney film, it was still one that I watched often and knew well. When they announced that they were remaking it, I was very apprehensive because obviously no one can beat Robin Williams’ Genie - no one. He improvised a lot of his stuff and there was hours of content that were unused because of how brilliant he was. So in that sense I’m a bit biased, but I’m not such a hardcore fan that the slightest deviation from the story makes me mad.

Anyway, moving on!

!!!SPOILERS AHEAD!!!

I’m honestly glad they didn’t just remake the original frame for frame - I always feel that remakes should at least try to improve on the original, or try to change a few things just to keep it more original.

Naomi Scott as Jasmine...I mean WOW. We are blessed. I was so thrilled to have a slightly more active feminist Jasmine - obviously in the animation she’s pretty feminist but in this they made her more so in all the right ways

Mena Massoud did pretty great as Aladdin to be fair, though I was surprised Aladdin was way more awkward at certain points in this film

The soundtrack is so good, to be honest - I’m not as familiar with the songs in Aladdin as I am with other Disney movies but I still think all of the songs had a nice charm

“Speechless” — I LOVED BOTH TIMES THIS SONG WAS SUNG, I AM SO GLAD JASMINE HAD HER OWN SONG

I am very curious about what happened to Jasmine’s mum?? They say that she was killed but never expand on it - I was half expecting to learn that Jafar offed her or something

I feel like they tried to imply a backstory to Jafar...but all I got from it was that he was tired of being second best and that he wanted to be all powerful

I mean, Marwan Kenzari wasn’t a bad Jafar, he just didn’t come across as scary or threatening as he probably should have

Oh god I love Abu 🐒

Shoutout to the Magic Carpet for making me think it was really dead at the end, oh my god my heart stopped

I wasnt quite sure how I felt about Jasmine having a handmaiden in the film since I’m the original the point is that she’s alone and has no one but Rajah to talk to. But I actually really liked the addition of Dalia to the film in a weird way

I KNEW right at the start that the Genie had married the fucking handmaiden and had kids with her, they didn’t show her face but I KNEW, IT WAS SO OBVIOUS

The scene where Aladdin is trying to impress Jasmine while pretending to be Prince Ali? Fucking hilarious 😂 JAMS

I said this before but Princess Jasmine fighting against the men who tell her to know her place? Who tell her to be seen and not heard? I STAN A SULTAN QUEEN

The nostalgia was too real in this movie to be honest, like I feel that if you have never watched the original, you probably wouldn’t feel the same as someone else watching who HAS seen the original

I can’t believe they had Aladdin practically break dance and do back flips in this movie

Other than that, the dancing sequence at the party was pretty cool

JASMINES OUTFITS WERE FABULOUS THATS ALL

I really had to refrain from thinking Twisted/Starkid jokes during the film, I’m so sorry but it’s true

At one point Aladdin is asked to point out on a map where his fake country (Ababwa?) is and the Genie puts Sleeping Beauty’s castle with the name “Fantasyland” on the map - this is so clearly a Disneyland Parks reference 😂 It literally looks exactly like it does on the map for Disneyland Paris

Also, I love that when they showed drawings of the Genie (on the map/hierarchy chart I think) they used a drawing of the animated Genie 🧞‍♂️

“A Whole New World” was very pretty - not quite the caliber of the animated version but still very nice. Obviously there’s more limits with live action than animation, so that makes sense I guess

Iago was SO FREAKY OMG WHY WOULD YOU MAKE HIM THAT BIG EVEN FOR THREE MINUTES

Also way too many shots of Iago flying - like it looked awesome at first but after a while it’s noticeable and tedious :/

RAJAH. THE GOOD BOY. GOOD KITTY. GOOD TIGER. MY BOY 🐯🐅 I LOVE HIM TOO MUCH

Rajah literally nearly took someone’s fucking arm off, I LOVE HIM

Now obviously everyone’s probably wondering about the Genie and like...okay, that deserves its own section because I have some stuff to unpack.

To be fair to Will Smith, he did NOT have an easy job. It was going to be difficult for any actor to play Genie after Robin Williams. He really had a difficult job, and there will always be comparisons being made. I feel for him.

I still prefer Robin Williams’ Genie, but Will Smith wasn’t bad. He was clearly trying to make the character his own whilst still paying tribute to Robin Williams, so I can’t fault him for that.

There were quite a few moments he made me laugh - the scenes where he stands with Aladdin and makes little comments are the best, they had me choking on my Coca Cola!

“I’ve spent 2000 years trapped in a tiny lamp - and this is worse.”

I feel like my only issue with this Genie (other than constantly comparing him to the 1992 Genie) was that he’s such a big character and really over the top - and then the rest of the film is nowhere near as OTT. It feels almost like two different films at times.

I honestly didn’t hate him as the Genie like I thought I would - he’s not Robin Williams but he does his best to make his own Genie and I can respect that.

So would I recommend the film? Sure! It’s not the best Disney film ever made, not even the best remake, and I’m sure lots of people will trash it. It isn’t the best film it could have been either, but as a fun family movie with nostalgic feels, it’s still a good watch. I think people are so prepared to bash it already that they’re not giving it any chances - like I said, it’s nowhere near as good as the original, but it’s still a nice film.

And now here’s a gif of my boy Rajah who wasn’t even a real tiger but still stole the whole movie

#aladdin #aladdin 2019 #disney

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middleclassfashion · 5 years ago

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cam

This is very long and I don’t expect anyone to read it. I just needed to put this somewhere.

I met Cam on America Online when he was 11 and I was almost 12. We hit it off amazingly well. We were both quiet, sensitive and emotional, with brains that never stopped over-thinking. We both felt way more comfortable articulating our thoughts and feelings online rather than with people in real life. We both had passionate feelings about music. And we were both fascinated by the other being from a different country. It felt exotic and so cool.

We talked every day, for hours. When I was thirteen and my family moved, Cam was one of the few stable forces in my life. I was more socially isolated than I had ever been. I would get home from a horrible day of school, and I’d get on the computer to talk to Cam. Within minutes I’d be laughing, my mood improved. Sometimes we’d talk on the phone. We racked up more than our share of $200 phone bills. Often the phone calls lasted for hours.

When I was fourteen, he came to visit. His mom came along with him. They stayed at a fancy hotel, and Cam and I ran around the hotel unsupervised being wild and silly. We walked around Union station. I bought a green dress. We looked at black light stuff at Spencer. Our parents took us to a Russian restaurant. After dinner, we begged our parents to let Cam stay at the house instead of the hotel. They agreed. We looked at his Radiohead Ok Computer book. He played Moody Blues songs for me on the stereo. Late that night, we both woke up randomly, met in the hallway, and went outside. We lay on our backs on the driveway and looked up at the sky, talking. It was the perfect weather, just a little bit cool but not cold. We both couldn’t believe we were actually hanging out, in person, in the same country, in the same place.

After he went back home, we continued to talk almost every day for the next three years. He came to visit again the summer after I graduated high school. This visit didn’t go as well. We ended up fighting a lot, about stupid things. He was intense and serious, criticizing everything I did that wasn’t cerebral, acting like my life was superficial. I told him he acted like an old man and he should just lighten up, be a teenager. At that time I myself was acting very fake, wanting to be accepted by new friends, and I could tell it grated on him. We were both pretty awful, honestly. In the good moments, we ate White Castle burgers (he loved them), watched American Beauty (we’d both watched it many times and were obsessed) and Ghost World (he’d never seen it, and I actually got to see the moment when he switched over from hating it to loving it), shopped at Vintage Vinyl (he camped out in the jazz records section), and hung out at the Rec Plex park. But that visit was tough on both of us, so we didn’t talk much after that. We call them the dark years, about a decade of us occasionally checking in but rarely having those deep endless conversations of our youth.

Around 2013, that started to change. Facebook made it easier. We were both in healthier places. We’d say hi from time to time, see how life was going. In 2015 he got married. In 2016 I quit drinking. That was the year talking became a regular thing again. It was like I had my friend back. We were both more ourselves than ever before, and it made the connection easy again. I am so grateful we were able to reconnect. I have years of conversations I can go back to, preserved on messenger. I know what was going on in his life. I know how he felt about death. I know what his typical day was like. I know all about his studio and what projects he was currently working on. There’s a shared Spotify playlist, handmade CD mixes. Sacred artifacts.

In the last three years, the conversations began happening later at night. He was out at the pub often, having a drink after working at his studio, thinking about life. We talked about death, about the fear of growing old, about the meaning of life and whether we were both failures for not having careers or making lots of money. We talked about his late friend Tess. We reminisced so much about our youth, especially those two trips. We laughed about how much we fought during the second trip. We talked about the night on my driveway. We shared favorite songs. I sent him MCF mixes, getting his opinion on the songs before EGO was finished. He sent me albums he was recording for bands.

He began to push for a visit. I told him I didn’t have the money or the time for international travel at this point in my life. I didn’t even have a passport. He seemed stressed about it, and repeatedly said he’d like to at least come see me before the end of 2019. I asked him why it was so important to do it before the end of the year. We had so much time. Yeah we were older, but not OLD. We had decades, really. Why not wait for a time when it lined up better with our lives?

He continued to suggest visits, and I still procrastinated. He told me losing Tess made him realize how fragile life is, and how anybody can disappear at any moment. I tried to understand but I didn’t. We weren’t disappearing. We weren’t old or sick. Everything was fine. We’d see each other eventually. We’d get around to it.

I can pretty vividly remember when I found out the news. His mom called me. I had a hard time processing what she was telling me. My reaction felt fake, like we were both actors in a play. I found myself slipping into my phony professional work voice. I kept thinking, Cam won’t believe when I tell him I talked to his mom. I couldn’t let go of the belief that I would soon get to speak with him about all of this. It only started to sink in later that day and then the following days. Then the devastation and loss took hold of me, drowning me, and I couldn’t do anything but let it do that. I cried so much, my eyes were constantly dry, my skin was blotchy. I would fall apart for no reason. I could barely be in public.

Losing Cam made my world feel smaller, darker. Like all of a sudden some of the windows in my home became walls. Things felt quieter and I felt more alone. I thought about all the memories we shared and how now I was alone with those memories. How I had taken for granted this person always at the other end of the phone, and now I was just left with a sad dial tone.

My parents would bring me food every day, and a lot of days that was the only thing that got me through. My piano teacher brought me flowers. I could feel people afraid to bring it up to me, but I wanted everyone to bring it up. I wanted his name spoken and I wanted them to say that he had died. I wanted to talk about him.

I’m still trying to fully accept the reality that I will never get to see or talk to him again. Some days are easier than others. Sometimes I find myself getting used to him not being around. I find that I’m forgetting exactly what our conversations felt like, and that sends me into a panic. I still find myself trying to bargain with the universe. Like if I can prove to everyone how much I miss him, they’ll bring him back.

It’s hard trying to explain to others what our friendship meant to me. Cam believed in me, reassured me so many times that my songs are something special, that I should continue prioritizing my band. He saw me as someone important to him when I had literally no other friends. We would go to school separately as the quiet kids, then come home and find a comfort and happiness sharing all of the thoughts that we’d kept in our heads all day.

He was so funny, so smart, so sharp, so thoughtful. His mind never stopped going at full speed. He loved harder and more passionately than anybody I’ve known. He thought about life and death constantly, which was a blessing because it made him fully appreciative, and a curse because he was often very worried. He loved music with his entire being. He loved his wife, his mom, his friends. And he loved me.

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lilhemmo · 6 years ago

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Mobile Masterlist

If you want to just scroll through everything, my tag is: /my-writing

If you want to send me feedback/requests, feel free to go to MY ASK BOX

HERE is the link to my Wattpad account. I have full multichapter WIP’s that I post there, as well as a compilation of the one shots I’ve posted here.

Everything I write is safe for any age/rating practically. I will put the ratings and warnings in each summary so you will know ahead of time.

Thank you so much for your continued support and requests! I hope you guys enjoy reading! x

Most recent update: June 4, 2019

L U K E H E M M I N G S

- Lilies and Lattes: Summary: You’ve had a soulmate tattoo since you could remember, but there’s no way it’s right. You’ve never been to Seattle, and you don’t plan on going. Word Count: 6.2K | Rated: T+ (heavy language, sensual scenes, alcohol)

- Double Shot: Prompt is - “Why are you so jealous?” Summary: You’re the manager of Bean There, Done That Cafe when you notice a certain blonde orders one too many shots of espresso. Word Count: 2.1K | Rated: K - Art and Whiskey: Prompts are - “You’re lucky you’re cute.” and “I’m too sober for this.” Summary: You attend the Hemmings Corp. annual Christmas party and meet a new friend. CEO!Luke AU. Word Count: 2.7K | Rated: T+ (language, alcohol)

- More Creamer Please: Summary: Luke is a famous CEO and you work for a magazine that makes money off of his late nights and poor decisions. You try your hardest to keep him out of the bad spotlight, but your boss has other ideas. Word Count: 14.2K | Rated: T+ (language, alcohol, sensual scenes)

- Only Time Will Tell: Prompts are - “You come to my room and wake me up at 4 am to cuddle?” and “What if I told you I’ve been in love with you since we were kids.” Summary: You and Luke have been best friends since the womb. Now you’re all grown up. Word Count: 2,800+ | Rated: T+ (language, alcohol, emotional)

- Playing Catch Up: Prompt is - “Well. Yell, scream, say something. Anything.” Summary: You knew Luke before the fame. What does that mean for the two of you when he’s become an international popstar? Word Count: 1,600+ | Rated: K

- Woman Up: Prompts are - “Where do you think you’re going?” and “I need some time.” Summary: Something is wrong with you and Luke. What you had was strong, special. Now you’re not so sure. Word Count: 2,000+ | Rated: T+ (alcohol, language)

- Stray Hairs: Summary: Luke’s hair is annoying him, so he asks you to braid it. Word Count: 250+ | Rated: K

- Just Admit It: Prompt is - “I think you’re just afraid to be happy.” Summary: Luke is too honest sometimes. (Gender Neutral Reader) Word Count: 1,000+ | Rated: K

S W E E T P E A

- the forbidden fruit: Summary: When Hades is cast away to the Underworld for his own protection, he discovers a mortal with whom he has a connection. She is most definitely not what he expected. Word Count: 15K+ | Rated: T

- death & promises: Request is - “Royal!AU + Fake Marriage” Summary: Prince Sweetwater, known to you as Sweet Pea, has been your best friend since before you could remember. It’s time for you to get married to a prince so you can become queen, but that means that you and Sweet Pea will no longer be allowed to be friends. So, how do you solve this? Just pretend to marry Sweet Pea. Problem solved... or is it? Word Count: 4.9K+ | Rated: T

- bloody knuckles: Request is - “Scars + Bathtub!fic” Summary: Sweet Pea is used to patching you up, but with every scar and every bruise, he begins to fear more for your future. You shun him for trying to put a stop to your boxing career, and in giving you space he also allows you to fall further into self-destruction. Word Count: 3.3K+ | Rated: T+

- war in switzerland: Request is - “Flirting Under Fire + Bar!AU + Injured!fic” Summary: It’s been a while since you’ve been back to Riverdale. You thought you’d never go back, if you were being honest. But something draws you back, and Jughead thinks you need to celebrate at the Whyte Wyrm, which has recently become Switzerland, a place of neutrality. Until a fight breaks out. Word Count: 2.4K+ | Rated: T

- marked for the kill: Request is - “Roommates!AU + Dancing!fic” Summary: One night, after being marked as a sacrifice for the Gargoyle King, you’re forced out of the Northside. Your wandering for a new place to lay your head brings you to the nastiest part of the Southside - where the Ghoulies have secretly set up home. As they wave knives in your face and threaten to take your life, who will come to your rescue? Word Count: 3.2K+ | Rated: T

- the both of you: Request is - “Pregnancy!fic + Anger Born of Worry” Summary: You have a big secret you need to tell your Serpent husband, but will you be able to when he doesn’t come home one night? A call from FP brings you to Riverdale General, where the love of your life lays battered and bruised. Word Count: 2.3K+ | Rated: T

- i’ll always be with you: Request is - “Baby!fic + Fake Dating” Summary: After the father of your child left, the only constant that remains in your life is Sweet Pea. Over the years, he helps you when you need a hand planning your daughters birthday party, but it’s not uncommon to be mistaken for a couple. Sweet Pea just rolls with it. Word Count: 2.1K+ | Rated: T

- despite it all i loved you anyway: Request is - “Arranged Marriage!AU + Love Confessor Trope” Summary: You are betrothed to Prince Sweetwater. Of course, you believe he’s just like all the others - only here for your hand in marriage to take over your kingdom and call it his own. However, during your courtship leading up to the wedding, your forced courtship turns into something more. Word Count: 5.5K+ | Rated: T

B U C K Y B A R N E S

- Dissension: Summary: You and Bucky hate each other. But you know what they say - everything changes when you’re dead. MULTICHAPTER | BUCKY X READER

- Slowly, And Then All At Once: Prompts are - “I shouldn’t be in love with you!” and “I just did some calculations, and I’ve been able to determine that you’re full of shit.” Summary: You’re the nanny of a successful single father. All of a sudden, you can’t imagine living life without him and his daughter. Word Count: 2.2K | Rated: T+ (language, sexual allusions)

- Gunpowder & Silk: Prompt is - “I’m the tailor who always makes/hems your nice clothes but I don’t know you’re the head of the mob so why are the police barging into my shop?” Summary: Riley runs a tailoring shop. Mr. Barnes runs the mob. MULTICHAPTER | OC

- Denial: Prompts are - “Just admit I’m right.” and “How many fingers am I holding up?” Summary: Bucky is your sparring partner and you’ve taken one too many hits with the metal arm. Word Count: 900+ | Rated: K

- Incidental: Prompts are - “I know it’s three in the morning, but I can’t find my cat.” and “Every time I see you, I fall in love with you all over again.” Summary: The five times Bucky had to make an excuse, and the one time he didn’t. Word Count: 9,000+ | Rated: T+ (language)

- Broken: Prompt is - “Ignore me, I didn’t see anything.” Summary: You’re complaining, Bucky is listening. Word Count: 800+ | Rated: T+ (alcohol, death mention)

- Not Quick Enough: Prompt is - “Almost Kiss + Anger Born of Worry” (BuckyNat) Summary: The one time Natasha wasn’t paying attention, it almost costs him his life. Word Count: 1,000+ | Rated: T

- Nepenthe: Summary: Soulmates weren’t real, the Soldier had decided. But, if they were, his was going to be very disappointed. Word Count: 1,800+ | Rated: T+ (violence, language, alcohol) MULTICHAPTER | BUCKY X READER

- Unfair: Prompt is - “You want to know what happened to me? You! You happened to me.” Summary: You’re sick and tired of Bucky’s suicide missions. You decide to call him out on it. Word Count: 1,000+ | Rated: T (language)

- I’ll Take Care of You: Summary: You’ve always been overly attentive to Bucky. You overhear him complaining about you one night so you decide to take a step back. Turns out he actually misses you. Word Count: 2.3K | Rated: T

- Confessions: Prompts are - “The door is over there.” and “I don’t believe you.” Summary: Bucky has loved you for a long time, but for some reason you won’t believe him. Word Count: 1,200+ | Rated: T+ (language)

- Blessings: Summary: You’re going to get a raise, but Bucky doesn’t like how you got it. Even so, a beautiful thing comes of it. Word Count: 2,500+ | Rated: T+ (language, sexual references, alcohol)

- Reinvented: Summary: You and Bucky attend a summer concert, and he asks you to dance. Word Count: 1,400+ | Rated: T

- Ice Water: Summary: Bucky is stubborn and so are you. Word Count: 1,300+ | Rated: T+ (language, emotion)

- I Offer You a Lifetime: Prompt is - “I have loved you my entire life.” Summary: You and Bucky have known one another for a century. Word Count: 1,500+ | Rated: T+ (sexual allusions)

- Absent: Prompts are - “Please....stay...” and “If you really love me, you’ll let me go...” Summary: Bucky goes on a mission. You don’t think he’s coming back. Word Count: 2,300+ | Rated: T+ (language, violence)

- Battle Armor: Summary: You’re all alone on top of the roof of the Tower, and an unexpected visitor joins you. Word Count: 1,600+ | Rated: K+

- Free Falling: Prompt is - “I wanted to go on the ferris wheel but there has to be two people per cart and now we’re stuck at the top.” Word Count: 1,400+ | Rated: K

- Void: Prompts are - “Where were you when I needed you?” and “It’s time to say goodbye.” Summary: This conversation between you and Bucky is difficult, but it had to happen. Word Count: 1,400+ | Rated: T+ (alcohol, language)

- Teeth: Summary: You don’t smile. Until there’s one exception. Word Count: 800+ | Rated: T+

- Winter Winner: Prompts are - “I came here to win you back and dammit, I’ll do whatever I have to do.” and “What are you doing here?” Summary: Bucky doesn’t like the way he feels when he sees you with someone else. Word Count: 1,100+ | Rated: T+ (sexual implications)

- All Mine: Summary: Bucky has a tendency to get jealous. Word Count: 1,800+ | Rated: T+ (language, sexual references)

- Undeserving: Summary: Steve tells Bucky that he should just go after you, but Bucky isn’t so sure. Word Count: 1,400+ | Rated: T

- Worthy: Summary: Bucky is always questioning why there is a random hammer lying about during their “family meetings” in the Tower. Word Count: 500+ | Rated: K

- History in the Making: Summary: Bucky puts his years of history to good use by helping you with your homework. Word Count: 1,000+ | Rated: K

- Get Bent: Prompt is to use the phrase “Get bent.” Summary: Mario Kart can be vicious. Word Count: 400+ | Rated: K

D E C K E R S T A R

- i belong to the devil: Prompts are - “Huddling for Warmth + Established Relationship” Summary: Chloe becomes much more gutsy the moment she finds out she has The Devil on her side. Word Count: 656 | Rated: T

- demons in the night: Prompts are - “Erotic Dream + Sleep Intimacy” Summary: Chloe isn’t used to sleeping with The Devil. At least, not yet. Word Count: 656 | Rated: T

P E T E R P A R K E R

- Self-Destruct: Prompts are - “I’m not alright! Okay? Are you satisfied? I’m not alright.” and “The problem is I don’t think I can stop thinking about you.” and “Pretending not to love you was the hardest thing I ever had to do.” and “You saved me from myself.” Summary: Peter is suddenly absent from your life, and you’re not sure you can handle it any longer. Word Count: 1,200+ | Rated: T+ (violence, blood)

- Doctor Darling: Prompt is - “You’re bleeding all over my carpet!” Summary: This isn’t exactly how you thought you’d find out that your boyfriend was the webslinger that New York couldn’t stop talking about. Word Count: 1,500+ | Rated: T+ (blood, language)

- Why?: Prompt is - “Why are you like this?” Summary: You’re not sure why it has to be Peter that is always sacrificing for the greater good, for the world. You don’t know if you can take it anymore. Word Count: 250+ | Rated: K

- I’m New to This: Prompt is - “So you hate me now too? Join the club.” Summary: You’re not sure how, but you’re pretty sure you’re jealous of Tony Stark. Word Count: 1,000+ | Rated: T

- Webslinger: Prompt is - “See, now was that so bad?” Summary: You take a ride with the webslinger of New York. Word Count: 500+ | Rated: K

K A S T L E

- by your side now and forever: Prompt is - “Hospital!AU + Secret Relationship” Summary: Karen is tired of playing sidekick. Word Count: 900 | Rated: T

- i found my savior in a bar: Prompt is - “Fake Dating + Holiday!fic” Summary: Karen is being stalked by one of her exes, and she picks the protective looking guy at the bar to be her savior. Word Count: 800+ | Rated: T

T O M H O L L A N D

- Daddy Issues: Summary: Tom through the stages of becoming a dad. Word Count: 500+ | Rated: K

- Oh My Darling: Summary: Tom really does love calling you ‘darling’. Word Count: 1,000+ | Rated: T (sexual innuendos)

- Please?: Prompt is - “I need you to forgive me.” Summary: Monopoly is a relationship ruiner. Word Count: 150+ | Rated: K

L A N G D Y N E

- perfect timing: Prompt is - “Coffee Shop!AU + Mutual Pining Trope” Summary: Two people with matching schedules end up bumping into one another in the coffee shop. Word Count: 1,000+ | Rated: K

- warm in the snow: Prompt is - “Secret Relationship + Royal!AU” Summary: Hope loves the snow. She also loves the servant boy. Word Count: 700+ | Rated: T+

- i will save you from yourself: Prompt is - “Historical!AU + Bodyguard!fic” Summary: Ser Van Dyne is in charge of keeping Prince Lang out of trouble. Word Count: 500+ | Rated: K

B E L L A R K E

- RECOLLECTION: Prompt: “I don’t remember that!” Word Count: 250+ | Rated: K

- Silent Love: Prompts: “You’re special to me.” and “I can’t stand the thought of losing you.” Word Count: 500+ | Rated: K

- my skin burns: Prompts: “Soulmate!AU + Royalty!AU” Summary: Clarke is betrothed to a man she does not know. So what becomes of the relationship when she realizes he may very well be her soulmate? Word Count: 700+ | Rated: T

- keep my secret safe: Prompts: “Detective!AU + Criminal!AU” Summary: When Detective Blake shows up to the scene, a certain blonde is cleaning her knife and restocking her gun. It’s another chance to put her where she belongs. Word Count: 500+ | Rated: T+

R E Y L O

- unexpected allergens: Prompts: “Flowershop!AU + Hospital!AU” Summary: When a stranger falls unconscious in Rey’s flower shop, she thinks it is her responsibility to make sure he gets to a hospital safely. Word Count: 600+ | Rated: K

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miz-joelys-sherlollilists · 6 years ago

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Sherlolly Proposal Fics Masterlist Updated - 06/29/20

Whether Molly pops the question of Sherlock does, it’s still a proposal! Enjoy these stories featuring that specific moment in time. Stories that deal with the following engagement (including hen/stag nights) are on the Engagement list. Newest additions in bold.

#TheBitQuiteGood by hobbitsdoitbetter (Rated T, One-Shot) PTFP AO3 2019

A Bright Future Indeed by Dreamin (Rated K, One-Shot) Victorian AO3 2017

A Business Proposal by Lono (Rated K+, One-Shot) AO3 2013

A cat proposal by Potix (Rated K+, One-Shot) ff.net 2013

A Christmas Wedding by mizjoely (Rated K+, Complete, Multi-Chapter) PTFP ff.net 2019

A Double Engagement by thescienceofsherlolly (Rated T, One-Shot) S4/PTFP, Godparents AO3 2017

A Matter of Pride (Pride & Prejudice AU) by theSapphireSky (Rated K, One-Shot) Adapt/Crossover, Regency tumblr 2017

A Most Honorable Proposal by Writingwife83 (Rated K, One-Shot) SAW 2018, Regency AO3 2018

A proposal - sort of by KendraPendragon (Rated K+, One-Shot) ff.net 2013

A Rather Unusual Proposal by thelittlesnape (Rated K, One-Shot) ff.net 2014

A series of unfortunate proposals by Potix (Rated K+, One-Shot) ff.net 2013

A Sherlock Proposal by theSapphireSky (Rated K, One-Shot) Fake Relationship AO3 2018

A Terrible Convenience by darthsydious (Rated T, One-Shot) Victorian ff.net 2015

The Accidental Proposal by Nana40 (Rated K, One-Shot) ff.net 2014

The Adventure of Sherlock Holmes and Molly Hooper by emonemotheturtle (Rated T, In Progress, Multi-Chapter) AO3 2018

Adventures in Rosie Sitting by SimplyShelbs16 (Rated K, One-Shot) Godparents, S4/PTFP AO3 2017

Afterburn by cactusnell (Rated T, One-Shot) AO3 2015

Ahead of the Game by mizjoely (Rated M, One-Shot) historicalock AO3 2015

All for a Ring by EnamoredWithSherlolly (Rated T, Complete, Multi-Chapter) ff.net 2013

All I Want by Bekah1218 (Rated T, One-Shot) PTFP, Christmas AO3 2019

(Almost) All Part Of The (Brilliant) Plan by afteriwake (Rated K, One-Shot) pregnancy AO3 2015

An Inefficacious Proposal by cactusnell (Rated T, One-Shot) ff.net 2014

An Unconventional Proposal by musicprincess1990 (Rated T, One-Shot) tumblr 2020

An Unladylike Lady And A Vexxing Lord by afteriwake (Rated K, One-Shot) Regency AO3 2018

And You’ll Be Mine by Phoebe_Snow (Rated T, One-Shot) Jealous!lock AO3 2017

Apothic Wine by Texadian (Rated T, One-Shot) AO3 2015

Ask Me by WritingWife83 (Rated K, One-Shot) Victorian AO3 2017

Assumptions by jankmusic (Rated T, One-Shot) teenlock AO3 2015

Beauty and the British Government by lilsherlockian1975 (Rated T, One-Shot) mythea & sherlolly, Beauty & the Beast AU AO3 2015

Bellflowers, Petunias, and Lungwort (Every Kiss series) by jankmusic (Rated K+, One-Shot) Anniversary AO3 2013

The Best Feeling In The World by mizjoely (Rated K+, One-Shot) PTFP AO3 2018

Best Friend by TheresaWritesStuff (Rated K+, One-Shot) PTFP AO3 2017

Best Laid Plans (What Can Go Wrong series) by onceinabluemoon13 (Rated K+, One-Shot) AO3 2015

Blessing by liathwen-slays-dragons (Rated K+, One-Shot) tumblr 2014

Bodyguard by mizjoely (Rated T, One-Shot) jealous!lock AO3 2014

Borrowing Baby Watson by Pulchratibi (Rated K+, One-Shot) Christmas AO3 2014

Caring Is Not An Advantage by theconsultingstrangevidder (Rated K+, One-Shot) PTFP, Anniversary AO3 2018

The Case of Molly Hooper’s Marriage by Carice (Rated M, In Progress, Multi-Chapter) TFP AO3 2018

Change of Plan by benedictedcumberbatched (Rated K+, One-Shot) AO3 2015

The Chore Chart by afteriwake (Rated K, One-Shot) AO3 2016

Christmas Conundrum by theSapphireSky (Rated K, One-Shot) Christmas, Outside Looking In AO3 2016

The City of Love by darnedchild (Rated K, One-Shot) Fake Relationship AO3 2018

Claddagh by NSquared (Rated K, One-Shot) fake relationship, Other Holiday AO3 2016

Clocks by bakerst_sherlolly (Rated K+, One-Shot) AO3 2015

Closing the Deal by cactusnell (Rated T, One-Shot) Post HLV ff.net 2014

Codename: Marry Me by WeLoveSherlolly (Rated K, One-Shot) pregnancy fic AO3 2014

Complementary by onceinabluemoon13 (Rated K+, One-Shot) AO3 2014

Compromise by rainbow_letters (Rated T, One-Shot) Other Wedding AO3 2018

Confess II by anonymouslyknown111 (Rated M, One-Shot) ff.net 2013

Congratulations by theSapphireSky (Rated K, One-Shot) AO3 2016

The Consequences of Interfering by theSapphireSky (Rated K+, Complete, Two-Parter) Godparents, Matchmaking, Post TFP AO3 2017

Convenient by geekmama (Rated M, Complete, Multi-Chapter) Post HLV AO3 2016

Dawn by theheartofadetective (Rated T, One-Shot) Post Reichenbach ff.net 2013

“Did I mention my mum is friends with Her Majesty?” by strangelock221B (Rated K, One-Shot) tumblr 2018

Disconcerted (I Can Explain…series) by afteriwake (Rated K, One-Shot) SAW 2016 Post HLV AO3 2016

Driven By Their Beating Hearts by holnnes (Rated K+, One-Shot) tumblr 2013

Enough by SimplyShelbs16 (Rated T, One-Shot) AO3 2017

Face It, We’re Through by writingwife83 (Rated K, One-Shot) tumblr 2017

Fifth Times the Charm by lilsherlockian1975 (Rated K, One-Shot) ff.net 2016

Five Years by theonewhoonlyreads (Rated K, One-Shot) PTFP AO3 2017

For A Case by AutumnLouise (Rated K, One-Shot) SAW 18 AO3 2018

From Fake Marriage to Real Engagement by Dreamin (Rated T, One-Shot) Fake Relationship, Godparents, Post TFP ff.net 2017

Frustration by i.amazonian (Rated K+, One-Shot) ff.net 2013

Full of the Unexpected by afteriwake (Rated K+, One-Shot) pregnancy AO3 2015

Gibbons, Puffins, and Lobsters by mizjoely (Rated K+, One-Shot) PTFP AO3 2020

Goggles by onceinabluemoon13 (Rated K+, One-Shot) AO3 2016

Going After What Matters by afteriwake (Rated K+, One-Shot) On Holiday AO3 2015

Growth by mizjoely (Rated K+, One-Shot) pregnancy fic AO3 2015

The Grudge by cactusnell (Rated T, One-Shot) Secret Relationship AO3 2016

Half-Hearted But Fully Accepted (Love Is Like series) by afteriwake (Rated K, One-Shot) PTFP AO3 2019

Happy New Year by LadySolitaire83 (Rated T, One-Shot) AO3 2014

Hate That Name (Hate That Name series) by awriterhiding (Rated T, One-Shot) ff.net 2020

Her Favourite Things (He Meant It series) by beingonstageismagic (Rated T, One-Shot) PTFP, Shall We Dance? AO3 2018

His Last Proposal by writingramblr (Rated K, One-Shot) AO3 2014

Hooper’s House of Curiosities by conchepcion (Rated K, One-Shot) tumblr 2014

I Can’t Do This by mizjoely (Rated K, One-Shot) SAW 2016, Fake relationship AO3 2016

If You Like It by ll_again (Rated T, One-Shot) Matchmaking AO3 2016

I’ll Make Love To You by AlexaRaven (Rated M, One-Shot) Birthday fic, songfic, virgin!lock AO3 2016

The Importance of Saying “Please” and “Thank You” by cactusnell (Rated T, One-Shot) AO3 2015

In the Silences by theSapphireSky (Rated K, One-Shot) Post HLV tumblr 2018

It Happened One Day by 2lieutenant (Rated T, One-Shot) Birthday, Valentine’s AO3 2017

It’s All Downhill from Here by CrazySockGirl (Rated T, One-Shot) ff.net 2016

Keeping It Real by Mistykins06 (Rated K, One-Shot) SAW 2016, fake relationship tumblr 2016

Last Christmas by Sherlockian87 (Rated K, One-Shot) Songfic ff.net 2016

Leap Year by CompanionToMisterHolmes (Rated K+, One-Shot) ff.net 2012

Sherlolly Christmas 2015 series - Love by kirsty_booth (Rated K, One-Shot) Christmas AO3 2015

Love and Loss (Sense and Sensibility AU) by theSapphireSky (Rated K+, One-Shot) Adapt/Crossover, Regency tumblr 2017

Love and War by mizjoely (Rated T, One-Shot) historical WW I AO3 2015

Love Is More Than A Piece of Paper by mizjoely (Rated T, One-Shot) pregnancy ff.net 2015

Love Notes & Brain Teasers by afteriwake (Rated K, One-Shot) AO3 2015

Marriage by MissClaraOswinOswald (Rated K, One-Shot) AO3 2015

Marry Me by mizjoely (Rated K+, One-Shot) AO3 2014

Marry Me, Obviously by surrenderdammit (Rated T, One-Shot) Victorian!lock, TAB Ins, wedlock AO3 2016

Mind Boggled by mizjoely (Rated K+, One-Shot) Valentine’s Day ff.net 2014

Molly’s Question by TheOneWithWheelsASH (Rated K+, One-Shot) Parentlock ff.net 2020

The Most Important Thing by afteriwake (Rated T, One-Shot) songfic, HABD Molly, anniversary AO3 2015

Mother’s Day by SimplyShelbs16 (Rated K, One-Shot) Godparents, Other Holidays AO3 2017

Next to your Heartbeat by IdrisSmith (Rated K, Incomplete, One Chapter) AO3 2016

Nicest Thing by Sherlockian 87 (Rated M, One-Shot) songfic AO3 2015

Night Museum (Sequel to Chocolate Factory) by mizjoely (Rated K, One-Shot) PTFP AO3 2019

Nobody Knows by sthrngrlsrck (Rated M, One-Shot) Post Reichenbach, Secret Relationship AO3 2016

Not My Area by miabicicletta (Rated K+, One-Shot) AO3 2014

Of Poor Planning and Bad Timing by dayflow (Rated K, One-Shot) Parentlock, Wedding (Other) ff.net 2014

The Offering of the Heart by Dreamin (Rated K, One-Shot) Outside Looking In AO3 2017

Pirate Treasure by KendraPendragon (Rated T, One-Shot) AO3 2016

Pomp & Circumstance by Sherlockian87 (Rated M, One-Shot) PTFP, PWP ff.net 2018

Project Rosalind is a go by askmeaboutmyoctopustheory (Rated T, One-Shot) AO3 2018

The Problems of Procreation by cactusnell (Rated T, One-Shot) AO3 2015

The Promise by petnurser (Rated K+, One-Shot) AO3 2015

Proposal by dietplainlite (Rated K, One-Shot) AO3 2014

Proposal by Doctor WtF (Rated K+, One-Shot) Clueless Dating AO3 2014

The Proposal by holmes-osapien (Rated K, One-Shot) ff.net 2014

The Proposal by EnamoredWithSherlolly (Rated T, One-Shot) Clueless Dating ff.net 2014

The Proposal by mizjoely (Rated K+, One-Shot) PHLV AO3 2014

The Proposal by SherlollyOneShots (Rated K+, One-Shot) ff.net 2016

The Pulse Says It All by Sherlolly Shock (Rated M, Complete, Multi-Chapter) AO3 2014

Pumpkin Carvings and the Wolf by ladysolitaire (Rated K+, One-Shot) Being Human AU, Shiftlock, Halloween ff.net 2016

Put Away Your Courage by OhAine (Rated T, One-Shot) PTFP AO3 2019

Question in the Night by VonPeeps (Rated K, One-Shot) AO3 2015

Rainy Days by kelseyrare (Rated K+, One-Shot) tumblr 2015

Reminder by Sherlockian_87 (Rated T, One-Shot) Post HLV, Secret Relationship AO3 2014

Requirement by Dreamin (Rated T, One-Shot) AO3 2017

Results Delayed by theinvisiblekangaroo (Rated K+, One-Shot) PTFP AO3 2019

Right Here By Your Side (Facing Your Fears series) by LadySolitaire83 (Rated T, One-Shot) Parentlock ff.net 2014

Right Where I Belong by chibiness87 (Rated T, One-Shot) ff.net 2017

The Ring Cycle by OhAine (Rated T, One-Shot) Fake Relationship AO3 2018

Ring, Ring by mizjoely (Rated K, One-Shot) PTFP AO3 2020

Secret Keeper Part 2 by theSapphireSky (Rated K+, One-Shot) PTFP, Godparents tumblr 2018

Sherlock Holmes Has A Question (Sherlock Has a... series) by ReneeLaRoux (Rated M, One-Shot) Anniversary AO3 2017

Sherlock’s Casidhe by FoureverAsheart (Rated K+, Complete, Multi-Chapter) Parent, Pregnancy ff.net 2014

Sherlock’s Proposal (Honourable Intentions series) by geekmama (Rated T, One-Shot) AO3 2016

Sherlock’s Proposal (Reprise) by geekmama (Rated T, One-Shot) Honorable Intentions series AO3 2016

The Sign by mychakk (Rated K, One-Shot) PTFP AO3 2018

Silence is Golden by theSapphireSky (Rated K, One-Shot) AO3 2016

Sleeping Soundly by WeLoveSherlolly (Rated K, One-Shot) Parentlock AO3 2014

Social Obligations by cactusnell (Rated T, One-Shot) wedding AO3 2015

Somewhat Less Than Perfect by afteriwake (Rated K, One-Shot) AO3 2015

Stocking Stuffers by afteriwake (Rated K, One-Shot) Christmas, Pregnancy fic AO3 2018

The Storm and The Sun by SimplyShelbs16 (Rated K, One-Shot) S4/Post TFP AO3 2017

The Sun and Her Flower by musicprincess1990 (Rated K, One-Shot) AO3 2020

Sunrise by theSapphiresky (Rated K, One-Shot) tumblr 2018

Technically (Home Sweet Holmes series) by Amalia_Kensington (Rated K, One-Shot) HABD Molly AO3 2019

That Sneaky Bugger by PrairieLily (Rated T, Complete, Multi-Chapter) Post TFP ff.net 2017

The Thing by andydona-chan (Rated T, One-Shot) tumblr 2016

Tiramisu by SirKris (Rated K+, One-Shot) AO3 2014

Tis the Season (Evieverse) by SherlollyDreaming (Rated T, One-Shot) Christmas, Single Parent, S4/NAG AU AO3 2017

Tricky Treats by morbidbydefault (Rated K, One-Shot) Halloween ff.net 2016

Unbelieving by sherlollyandspoilers (Rated K, One-Shot) SAW 18 tumblr 2018

Undercover by theSapphireSky (Rated K, One-Shot) Fake Relationship tumblr 2018

Untitled (prompt: sunrise, fluffy) by welovesherlolly (Rated T, One-Shot) birthday, 1st meeting tumblr 2015

Untitled (Sherlock & Molly plan their wedding) by nevergonnawalkpastafez (Rated K+, One-Shot) tumblr 2015

Untitled (Sherlock’s birthday) by blogyourfeelingsaway (Rated T, One-Shot) birthday tumblr 2015

Untitled (Molly & Sherlock kids to adults, secret fort) by the sapphiresky (Rated T, One-Shot) tumblr 2015

Untitled (Molly contemplates proposing to Sherlock) by blogyourfeelingsaway (Rated K+, One-Shot) tumblr 2015

Untitled (Sherlock decides to propose to Molly) by blogyourfeelingsaway (Rated K+, One-Shot) follow up to Molly thinking about proposing tumblr 2015

Untitled (Sherlock tries to propose) by ditsypersephone (Rated T, One-Shot) tumblr 2015

Untitled (1 year anniversary of first sex) by just-mindy (Rated T, One-Shot) anniversary tumblr 2015

Untitled (Sherlock’s proposal is interrupted by a robbery) by tuesdayterrible (Rated T, One-Shot) tumblr 2015

Untitled (Molly has period cravings) by ditsypersephone (Rated T, One-Shot) tumblr 2015

Untitled (Sherlock & Molly picking names) by mollymatterrs (Rated K+, One-Shot) pregnancy fic tumblr 2015

Untitled (Sherlock trying to cook Molly a Thanksgiving dinner) by mollymatterrs (Rated K, One-Shot) holiday fic tumblr 2015

Untitled (Sherock proposing, funny voices) by lono285 (Rated K, One-Shot) tumblr 2015

Untitled ("I think we should get married") by artbylexie (Rated K, One-Shot) tumblr 2015

Untitled (Sherlock proposes during a hostage situation) by sherlolly-picfics (Rated K+, One-Shot, Picfic) tumblr 2016

Untitled (Holmes proposes to Hooper) by artbylexie (Rated K, One-Shot) Victorian, TAB Inspired tumblr 2016

Untitled (Sherlock outs their relationship over the intercom) by sherlolly-picfics (Rated T, One-Shot) secret tumblr 2016

Untitled (Sherlock & Molly cuddling under the stars) by sincerelydayyy (Rated K, One-Shot) tumblr 2016

Upload, Sherlolly Reply by mae-jones (Rated M, Complete, Two-Parter) Part 1 Here, Part 2 Here (PWP) tumblr 2016

Untitled (Sherlock notices that a fallen leaf matches the color of Molly’s hair) by barpurplewrites (Rated K, One-Shot) tumblr 2016

Untitled (Sherlock proposes at a Christmas party) by sherlolly-thought-of-the-day (Rated K, One-Shot) Christmas tumblr 2016

Untitled (Sherlock proposes) by doctor-molly-hooper-holmes (Rated K, One-Shot) tumblr 2017

Untitled (Molly doesn’t realize Sherlock is proposing) by sherlolly-picfics (Rated K+, One-Shot) tumblr 2017

Untitled (An unexpected proposal) by penaltywaltz (Rated K, One-Shot) tumblr 2017

Untitled (It was one of *these* days) by strangelock221b (Rated K, One-Shot) HABD Molly tumblr 2017

Untitled (Eurus proposes on Sherlock’s behalf) by Writingwife83 (Rated K, One-Shot) S4/PTFP tumblr 2017

Untitled (Pirate Sherlock proposing) by Writingwife83 (Rated K, One-Shot) Pirate!lock, Regency tumblr 2017

Untitled (Sherlock considers proposing) by writingwife83 (Rated K, One-Shot) tumblr 2017

Untitled (Holiday dinner with Sherlock’s parents) by iamtheno1cumbercookie (Rated K+, One-Shot) PTFP, Christmas, tumblr 2017

Untitled (Sherlock proposes) by wholocked4life (Rated K, One-Shot) tumblr 2018

Untitled (Sherlock & Molly’s 1st date) by kendrapendragon (Rated M, One-Shot) PTFP tumblr 2018

Untitled (Sherlock & Molly in Sweden) by KendraPendragon (Rated T, One-Shot) Swedenlolly, PTFP, On Holiday tumblr 2018

Untitled (Molly & Sherlock reach an agreement) by kendrapendragon (Rated K+, One-Shot) Victorian tumblr 2020

various storms and saints by briony_larkin (Rated T, One-Shot) Post Reichenbach, Pregnancy fic AO3 2018

Visitor by Sherlockian87 (Rated K+, One-Shot) ff.net 2015

Wait, was that a proposal? by mizjoely (Rated K, One-Shot) TFP AO3 2017

Wait, What? by AdelaideE (Rated T, Complete, Multi-Chapter) PHLV, Clueless AO3 2015

We Weave (A Tangled Web series) by Aphrael (Rated T, One-Shot) Post HLV AU, Parentlock AO3 2018

West!lock Sherlolly by lexie (Rated K, One-Shot) Historic, Love American (Sherlolly) Style tumblr 2015

What Might Be Somewhere, Somewhen by afteriwake (Rated K+, One-Shot) AO3 2017

What about marriage? by missClaraOswinOswald (Rated T, One-Shot) Post HLV ff.net 2016

"When did you learn to fly a helicopter?" by writingwife83 (Rated K, One-Shot) PTFP tumblr 2020

Who’s Move Is It? by cactusnell (Rated T, One-Shot) Post HLV AO3 2015

With Arms Wide Open by AlexaRaven (Rated K+, One-Shot) Pregnancy!fic, Songfic AO3 2016

Wonderful Mistakes by afteriwake (Rated K, One-Shot) AO3 2016

Words by howterrifying (Rated T, One-Shot) tumblr 2015

Wrapped in Red by LadySolitaire83 (Rated M, One-Shot) PTFP, Christmas ff.net 2017

Wrong Name by darthsydious (Rated K, One-Shot) ff.net 2017

You Belong With Me by flimflam99 (Rated T, Complete, Multi-Chapter) S4/PTFP AO3 2017

You’re an Arse by 2babyturtles (Rated K+, One-Shot) Pridelolly AO3 2017

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Chapter 1: 25 Days before Christmas

Vada aka Sky:

Location: New, York

"So, as you guys know our Holiday collection has dropped and thanks to Sky our magazine has been flying off the shelf for the cover you did with the McKinney’s, bravo Sky our amazing stylist" Denise my boss said as she hugged me. Ever since I was a little girl, I always dreamed of being a fashion designer, I'm not there yet but I am a top stylist for the well-known Black Magazine Essence. I worked my ass off to be where I am today. I have the idea life, a Condo in New York, A 2019 Mercedes Benz all black with leather interior, a gorgeous boyfriend who is about to be a Doctor who I been with since College, so almost 9 years, I’m blessed. "Congrats Sky on the sellout" Maurice my coworker said. I smiled as I walked out of the building, I grabbed the keys from Valet and got into my Benz.

"There she is my beautiful chocolate queen" Michael my boyfriend said to me as I walked into my condo, he was there holding roses, Michael Thompson God’s gift to me, how can I be so blessed to get a fine ass man like this who loves every inch of me, mmm. I leaned in and kissed him, smiling from ear to ear. "Baby, you didn't have to give me roses". He smiled at me and kissed all over me. I heard music playing it was "Best Part" By H.E.R. Michael grabbed my hand and led me to the living room that was well lit with small candles and the floor was covered in red rose petals. "Michael what is going on?" I asked nervously. He kept smirking, he grabbed a box off the table and got down on one knee, "I wanted to do this since our first time meeting at the Coffee Shop in Brooklyn but I wanted to make sure I was the man you needed me to be, and I wanted to wait for you to fully form into the rose I knew you would blossom into, I had this plan in my head of sitting down with your father and asking him for your hand but I can’t wait any longer so with that being said Vada Sky Richards will you marry me?” I nodded my head not being able to say anything, tears were pouring down my face like a water fall. “YES!” I managed to scream out, he put the ring on my finger and got up to kiss me. “I love you so much Sky” he said. “I love you, omg this feels so crazy I’m bout to be a wife, shit your wife!”. He softly smiled then grabbed my hands and sat me down. “There’s one thing though baby, I’m not going to marry you until I can have a conversation with your father and finally meet your family, it’s been 10years since you been home, you never talk about your family, you know everything about me and my family, you see my family more than your own but I know nothing about yours”. I sighed softly. “Michael we been through this, I don’t like talking about this”. He nodded and grabbed my hand, “I can’t marry you until I can see it for myself, I’m sorry Sky” He lightly took the ring off my finger and stared at it. I got up annoyed and went to the bedroom and screamed in my hand. I laid on the bed and looked at the ceiling. “God why? I was SOOO close”. I heard Michael leave the house, I pulled out my phone and stared at my mom’s number. “Come on Sky just do it, for Michael, for the ring”. I pressed the phone symbol and nervously bit at my lip as the phone dialed. “Richards Residence, Sharice speaking”. I heard my mother say. I sighed. “Hi Mom, its Sky” I said. “Who?” She said, I sighed I knew my mom only knew me as Vada. “Its Vada”. I could hear the annoyance in her voice. “You need some money or something Vada, you only ever call when you need something” I rolled my eyes. “No mom I called because I’m coming to Atlanta, I thought it be nice to spend Christmas with the family again like old times” I said sounding genuine although I was cringing. I could hear her laugh. “We haven’t had Christmas together as a family since before you went off to college and that was 10 years ago”. “Well mom, I’m coming home” I said. “Okay Vada well your brothers and sisters will be happy to see you” She said. “And Mom, I’m bringing my boyfriend Michael” I could here a smile in her voice. “Okay well then we look forward to meeting him Vay, your Grandma is going to be so happy to hear this”. After I got off the phone with my mom, I heard Michael come back in, he opened the room door and looked at me. “So, you want to go to Atlanta and meet the Richards family?” I asked. He smiled and nodded. “My ring sir?” I asked, he shook his head, “Nope, now I can do it right with your Pops and all”. I fake smiled. “Oh lovely”.

Janessa:

Location: L.A.

“Chase! Please stop crying for Mommy, Dylan! Help please” My husband Dylan walked into the room “What’s up baby?” I looked at him annoyed. “Your son is what’s up, I can’t work and take care of him and you at the same time Dylan, I understand that you got hurt and you’re going through a rough time, because you tore your ACL, but you still need to help out, we can’t afford this house or anything anymore with your checks, that shit is wearing thin” I stressed. He picked up our 2-year-old son Chase and looked at me. “Nessa, I’m trying to find something just give me some time to heal first, and I promise you, Ima find a job”. I nodded. Dylan used to play overseas, but he tore his ACL and can no longer play basketball. We were living a good life until that happened now its on me to carry us until he gets him a solid job. I was in the middle of sending in my last spreads for job my when my mom called. “Hello Mother” I said. “Are you coming to Atlanta for Christmas?” She said. I sighed. “Mom like last year and the year before no, it’s hard trying to get a flight last minute in L.A.” I lied to her. “Well okay your dad has that money you asked for, he said you need to come get it personally” She said. I groaned. “Okay mom, but a lot has happened in 4 years since you last seen me” I said. “Janessa I’m your mother I don’t care just bring your ass” She said and hung up. Dylan stood by the door playing with Chase. “Your family still doesn’t know you have a whole family of your own?” He asked. I nodded. “Well the last time dad met you he wasn’t so happy that you were umm white, so in order to keep getting money from him since I’m daddy’s favorite girl next to Nori, I just keep quiet” I said. He smiled, “Go to your family, and we will see you when you get back” He stated. I shook my head. “I’ll get the money first then I’ll introduce my family to my family. I mean were married now he has no say anymore”. I said so sure of what I was saying but inside I knew this was not going to go well once shit hits the fan, I’ve been hiding this for 3years.

Nori:

Location: Atlanta

“You have 15minutes, no touching” The guard told me as I walked into Visitation. “Hey beautiful” Andre said to me as I walked in. Andre is 3 years older then me, We attended the same college and been together since my freshman year. He had got locked up on a drug charge 5 months ago. I tried to hold back my tears. I hadn’t seen him since his first week in Jail, I been avoiding him cause I didn’t want to see him in here caged up like this, plus other shit came up. Now seeing him, I couldn’t hold back. He had grown facial hair and looked rough. “Nor, don’t cry baby”. He tried to console me. “No touching!” The guards yelled. He clenched his fist. “You see me girl fucking crying!” He yelled. “Aye Dobbs chill out or the visit is over”. He sighed. “How you been, I see you got a little thick since I been in here, you ain’t been up here in a minute?” He said looking at me. I wiped my face and fixed my curls up into a bun. “I’m straight, just been busy with majorette practice, and games and shit, um plus I got finals this week then I’m going home for Christmas. What happened to your face?”. I said examining the scar I had just noticed above his eyebrow. He laughed a little. “I’m known a college rich kid with a drug charge in a prison with niggas that really be about that life, Nor it’s either fight or be somebody bitch” He stated. I nodded. He looked down at his hands. “I’ll be out before New Year’s, my lawyer said he can get this charge off my record and I can continue out my last year and graduate and be somebody, for you”. I smiled at the thought. “I was hoping you would be able to meet my family this Christmas but If my daddy finds out I’m dating a nigga in jail, he will not approve” I said. He shook his head. “I ain’t no criminal Nor, I got caught with coke that wasn’t mine in my car” I nodded. “I know, hopefully everything works out, for you” I said. He smiled. “3 more weeks baby, and I’m out. I can hug and kiss on you”. I blushed at the thought, I been feeling alone lately but I know it was hard for him being in here. “2 minutes left in mate” The guard said. I sighed. “When am I going to see you again?” He asked curiously, I can see the sadness in his face. “Soon, I promise I’ll make time” I told him. I got up and he kissed my hand. “I love you Nori” I smiled and mouthed it back. I walked out of the prison feeling sad, my twin Narkim was blasting Lil Baby and Gunna “Drip too Hard”. Narkim and I are fraternal twins, he was born 1 minute before me, we don’t look anything alike but we share a weird bond that most people call a “Twin Sense” He always knows my mood, if I’m sick or if somethings wrong vice versa, we can’t hide anything from one another. He unlocked the door for me. “How it go?” He asked. I shrugged. “Okay, I guess” I said. He kept looking at me. “You tell him?” He asked. I looked at him crazy. “Tell him what?” I asked. “We are twins fam, whatever going on with you, be going on with me and I’m a nigga” He said laughing. I smiled. “No, I haven’t”. I said. He shook his head. “Well if my mama and daddy find out, you in trouble” Narkim said. I pushed him. “If mommy and daddy find out you been selling for Mack your deader than me, and you dropped out of College, so I keep your secrets, you keep mine” I stated. “We twins, you my ride or die” He laughed. I felt my phone buzz. “Mommy calling” I said to Narkim. I put her on speaker. “Hey baby girl” My mom said. “Wazzam Mommy” Narkim said. “Good both my babies on the phone, so your sisters are coming for Christmas, and so is your brother MJ” She said. “Vada and Janessa in the same room?” Narkim said. I laughed. “It’s been 10 years since we all been together, Damien was 6 and you guys were 10, now you guys are all grown up this is going to be a good Christmas, It better be your Grandma Rudy is coming down here, and so are your cousins please don’t embarrass me or your father, plus we have an announcement to make” She said. We looked at each other. “Okay mommy we will be there” I said. “Yeah mommy and tell G-ma Rudy bring the Henny in a bottle this time and not in her travel shampoo containers” Narkim said. I nudged him. “You know what bye” she ended the call. I shook my head at him. “Now she knows Grandma Rudy be giving us liquor” I said. He shrugged. “Mommy said her and Daddy making an announcement, what do you think that means?” I asked Narkim. “After all them times they been arguing, I think its prob a divorce” He said. I rolled my eyes. Since I was born all I knew was my parents being together, even if shit was going sour they could at least just stick out. Narkim pulled up at my dorm. “Aight sis, I got business with Mack to tend to, I’ll pick you up late this week to head back to Mama and Daddy’s”. I leaned into the car window. “Please be safe Nar, you know Mack be with the shits, I said”. He smirked. “If anything happens to me, you’ll know sis, and Ima G, I aint worried bout nothing, and stop stealing my hoodies yo”. I laughed and leaned back as he sped off.

Narkim:

Location: Atlanta

After I dropped my sister off, I pulled up at Mack’s spot. Mack is my boss, my supplier. He gives me the goods and I sell it for him and get 20% back. It doesn’t seem like a lot but trust me, I got my own spot in Buckhead, and Im pushing a range, it’s a lot. My parents think I won my car from saving up when I was working at foot locker. This money got me all the clothes, shit and hoes I want. I walked into the spot. “Yo was up college boy” Mack said. I smiled. “What’s good boss”. I dapped him up. “I got a big delivery for you little nigga, going to get my pockets fat and yours, you down?” He asked. I nodded. Mack is not somebody to mess with word on the streets is he make niggas go missing, He only let a select few in his crew, he let me in cause my big bro MJ used to be down with him back in school, and he respect him a lot. “I got a big ass delivery coming on the 19th of December be here to come get it young blood, and oh yeah how’s your fine twin sister doing, I hear she got thick? He asked. I clenched my jaw, I hated when niggas tried to get at my twin like that. “She good, got her head in the books” I stated. He smiled. “That’s good keep an eye on her” I nodded and sighed. I talked with the crew for a minute for I headed over to Blue Flame’s where my girl Nisha worked. “Hey Narkim” This stripper Kit Kat said to me smirking. All the hoes want me, I’m convinced. “Yo where’s Nish?” I asked. She grabbed at my shirt. “In the back baby” She said. I smiled at her and nodded. I walked to the back and knocked on the dressing room door. Nisha’s friend Havana let me in. “Hey baby” I said as I kissed her cheek. She was putting all her money in the bag. “I told you, I got you” I told her. She smiled at me. “I know, but I like to get shit on my own”. I winked at her. “I love an Independent woman”. She rolled her eyes. “So look my fam having a family Christmas dinner and I know you ain’t got no fam like that, so I want you to meet my family”. I told her. She looked up at me and started laughing. “Boy bye” She said. I sat on the counter as she continued counting. “Im for real shawty” I said. She just looked at me. “Okay, I’ll come but if you folks start asking what my career is, I’m a stripper and I make money moves” She said. I laughed at her. “Nah, just say you a professional dancer, you trying to give madukes a heart attack shawty” I said. She laughed. Nisha and I been together for a little minute, I was serious about her being that she’s my number one, my main chick, my wifey and I wanted her to know it”.

Damien:

Location: Atlanta

“Damien Lamar Richards” Ms. Madison said to me breathlessly as she buttoned up her blouse. I zipped up my pants and smirked her. “Yes, Ms. Madison”. She kissed me some more. “We can’t do this anymore, I could lose my job”. I nodded nonchalantly, because she said this more than once, I mostly fuck with girls my age, but Ms. Madison was bad as hell and a challenge, plus she was a woman not know childish ass little girl. “I hear you Kristen” I said leaving her teachers closet. I grabbed my book bag, and was about to leave. “So do I get an A for fucking, I mean for my essay?” I smirked. She shook her head. “Damien it doesn’t work like that? But I can make that happen” She said. I smiled. “Thanks Ms. Madison, your tutoring really helps”. I laughed and walked out. I wasn’t in love with Ms. Madison, but she had a thing for me, and sometimes I get jealous. It makes me feel like I’m the shit to be smashing my English Teacher. I got in my car and drove to my house. “Hey Damien!” My mom called out to me. “Yes”. I closed the front door behind me and locked it. I walked into the kitchen and hugged her. “Hey, my baby boy, how was tutoring?” She asked. I smiled. “Good, I’m really getting better” I said. She smiled at me. “Well your sister Vada and Janessa are coming down and so is MJ” She told me. I looked at her crazy. “Who died mama?” I asked. She laughed. “Nobody, this is just the first family Christmas were having together since you were very young, and I’m excited to have the whole family under one roof”. She said washing off the lettuce. I chewed at my bottom lip. “They know Dad lives in another house?” I asked. She groaned. “No and I want to keep it that way till the time is right, lets get them all here first, catch up on moments lost then we will tell them until then you keep your mouth shut Damien” She said looking at me sternly. “Hey I ain’t saying shit” I said. She looked at me with a serious look. “Aye watch your mouth”. I kissed her cheek and smiled. “I love you mama” She rolled her eyes. “Mmmhm watch that mouth”. I grabbed a cookie and ran upstairs to chat with Nylah, my best friend. Nylah and I been best friends since we were babies. She always made me feel like myself. “What’s up fool” She said laughing. We were on facetime. I laughed at her. “What’s up La-La?”. She made a silly face. “Where were you after school?” She asked. I shrugged. “Tutoring” I lied. Even though she was my best friend I couldn’t tell her I was smashing our English Teacher.

Malcom Jr aka MJ:

Location: Washington, D.C.

I sat on the couch watching the Falcons play the Dolphins. “Stop it Leiana! Give it baccckkk” My 5-year-old son Christian called for his 9-year-old sister Leiana to give his tablet charger back. “I need to charge mine too” She wined. I got up and shushed them. “Ayye yall stop it, Daddy watching the Falcons play”. They continued fussing at each other, I was about to get up when my wife Danielle walked in the house. “Yes Mark, I know that the deadline is this Friday, I will try my best to get in by then” She started giggling. “Shussh Mark, you know I will”. I tried to get her attention and she brushed me off to go to our bedroom and close the door. I sighed, always working late and shit. I paused the game and walked into the room she was giggling more in the room. She looked over at me and put her finger up. “Okay Mark, Ill see you tomorrow” She smiled and looked at me. “Hi Baby” She said taking off her shoes. “You aint seen your kids arguing in the living room?” I asked her. She looked at me. “Honey your like right there, I’m just coming home from a long day of work” She said. I folded my arms. “So, I don’t work? I bust my ass for this family every day, you barely see the kids”. I stressed, she sucked her teeth in. “Malcom come on don’t start this tonight we been having a great week, don’t start this again” She said. I waved her off and walked towards the door. “Malcom, please soon we will have time together as a family, your mother called me today” She said. I stood by the door and looked at her. “She wants us to come to Georgia for Christmas”. I groaned. “Why?” I asked. I hadn’t been down there since we had Christian. “She said it’s a big family gathering, and she wants us all there”. I nodded. “Aight”. She got up and kissed on my face. “Stop making that face MJ” She said. It felt nice getting some attention from my wife. I smiled a little. “Maybe I can cook and then after the game we can make another movie” She said winking at me. I smirked. “Aight bet, but Ima hold you to it” She smirked back and nodded. I walked out the room, and got the kids situated so they weren’t fighting anymore and continued to watch the game. I realized an hour and half and passed, she was still in the room. I got up and went to the door, I heard a soft giggle. I put my ear on the phone. “No, I’m going to Atlanta to visit family, I knowwww I wish I could be there with you too, well I got to go, I can’t wait to see you tomorrow”. I instantly thought about that white nigga Mark at her job. My fist clenched as I swung open the door, Danielle jumped. “Jesus Malcom you scared me!, Yeah um I see you tomorrow, you too bye” She rushed off the phone. “What happened to dinner?” I asked. She palmed her face. “OMG honey, Okay let me go order a pizza, Im so sorry” She got up and ran to change her clothes. “Baby, can you order a pizza?” She asked. “Yeah” I said. I seen her phone lying on the bed and I went to grab it. She walked out the closet, she came up to me and smiled and looked at me with a puppy dog face. “Please?” I smiled softly. “Okay”. “Oh goodness I got to look at my schedule for my meeting tomorrow, she grabbed her phone from my hand and went in the bathroom. I was curious to know if she was cheating on me.

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