#fake geek girl

[evacat666]

im cringe. but im free. agnes x fake geek girl.

[s3r3n44]

Loser alert

[clockypastaa]

Fake geek girl, ohhhh I love herrrrrr, shes so gorgeous, literally. Wish she had more time, but oh well, I'll draw her. I gave her the name Bailey, I don't know. She seems like a Bailey to me 😋

Going to post on the eltingville Bailey hashtag for her ❤

[batfambrainrotbeloved]

I love everytime I accidently gaslight myself into believing im a "fake geek girl" and then look around half the shit in my room and go "oh yeah nvm-"

[satans-knitwear]

Is that a blaster in your pocket or are you just happy to see me??

Treat me ~ Tip me

[sassylittlecanary]

Women who dress up as Harley Quinn get a lot of hate and are frequently assumed to be mindless trend followers. (Remember Halloween and Comic Con the year Suicide Squad came out?) But what people overlook is why women gravitate toward her. She’s the fantasy of a woman refusing to conform to social expectations and living to the fullest. She wears sparkles and dyes her hair fun colors, she beats up guys who harass her, she does whatever she wants and acts however she feels like without worrying over potential consequences. A lot of the time in pop culture, women who act like this, who delight in breaking our patriarchal society’s rules for them, get punished by the narrative, but Harley doesn’t. She’s beloved because she’s pure female escapism. In this essay I will—

[biddy-biddy-biddy]

maybe i should talk/show more about my oc now that i’m thinking… idk! everyone is doing something for their ocs/self inserts idfkkkk…

like i just made her for funsies like haha what if i’m eltingville also everyone is eltingville/northwest why not do it…

[evacat666]

nerd yuri (epilogue versions)

and also some sketches

[s3r3n44]

𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐀'𝐒 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐑𝐎

↷✦; w e l c o m e ❞

Hihi!!!

This blog is just a safe space for me to obsess on the eltingville club without judgement from my friends.

I'm obsessed with 'fake geek girl', and Butchie mofo and joe :3

Those are probably my top 3 but I honestly love them all :p

I just love obscure background characters (My guilty pleasure)

WELL THIS IS ALL I HAVE FOR NOW UNFORTUNATELY-

Well- BYEEE!!! (≡^∇^≡)

(btw I don't mind dms :] )

Bye xD

[lexxwithbooks]

📖: 𝑶𝒖𝒕𝒎𝒂𝒕𝒄𝒉𝒆𝒅 🥊🚲🚢

✍🏽: 𝐊𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐧 𝐂𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐡𝐚𝐧 & 𝐒𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐡𝐚 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐠

[coolerdracula]

did anyone else who was in middle school during the time get really mad about the fake geek trend. like button ups with bowties and imax glasses with the lenses poked out do you know what I’m talking about

[itstimeforstarwars]

I would love to see a doodle of Derry. Love that guy. He gives zero fucks about gendered terms

[ID in alt text]

Everyone knows which scrubs belong to Derry, because they're the only ones with the Red Planet logo on them. Everyone also knows which scrub caps are Derry’s, because he lets his 12-year-old pick them out, and he ends up with a drawer full of tooka-patterned caps.

[bibliotech-but-with-more-ope]

This whole "Brittney Griner is a man" bullshit is just one more instance of 'women can't be good at sports unless they are blonde and dainty and feminine, otherwise they must be a man/must be told that random losers online don't find them fuckable'.

It's shocking, I know, but most women don't care if you think they're fuckable or not. And they're not just saying that to try and cope. From the deepest part of my heart, I can say 100% that I do not care what any man thinks of my appearance. It means nothing. They are nothing.

But they can't conceive of a world where everything a woman does is for male attention (which is why lesbians confuse and enrage them so much), so they resort to "athletic woman with muscles must secretly be a man--if I say that, it'll DESTROY her confidence!"

And then when it doesn't, they just get angrier and louder and more annoyingly incel-ish. Why didn't it work? All women want to be admired by men, why aren't they paying attention??

Romcoms/fiction in general has taught generations of men that women do everything with men in mind. We wear makeup, we choose outfits, we tailor our behaviors and our likes and dislikes with men in mind--according to romcoms. We think being stalked is romantic, we love a disregard for boundaries.

And when confronted with the real world, where women trade tips on how to create a badass smoky eye bc they love the way it looks and not bc they want to lock down a future husband, or where they report you to the police bc you won't stop standing outside their window…

They can't cope. As usual. It works in fiction, but not in the real world, and they can't handle the real world.

"But not all men!", I hear someone wailing, pounding his fists on his keyboard. If this doesn't apply to you, then it's not about you, dumbass. Be smarter.

That being said, if any finely toned queer athletes want to meet-cute me at the gym, where our hands brush as we both reach for a towel and I awkwardly giggle and try not to look too pathetic lifting weights for the first time, so they offers to help me out…yes, please.

It's not even fun to engage anymore. When some random dudebro accuses me of being a fake gamer girl, I say, "Sure thing, buddy" and keep on keepin' on. Nothing in my life changes if some guy tries to come for my nerd credentials. I used to attack, but now it's just boring.

"You're not really bi, you're just bi for male attention!"

"You're just jealous bc no man wants you!"

"You just pretend to like Star Wars to look cool to real (male) fans!"

Sure thing, bud. Have fun out there.

[dogunderwater]

You can listen to me talk about why Scott Pilgrim is battle shonen AND MORE with Fake Geek Girls , wherever you stream your podcasts. Pick a platform and I'm there!

[san8ny]

Thinking about..Ex-girlfriend Ellie <3

[an: not an original trope, i cringed everytime i attempted to proof read so i couldnt..srry]

Ex-Girlfriend Ellie who scoffs when you’re mentioned at all, but is all fucking ears, tilting her head back and giving the person a side eye,

“I mean..you can continue, not like I care at all but like, it’s rude to interrupt someone so..”

Ex-Girlfriend Ellie who’s once paid some instagram tarot reader a good 10 bucks to see if yall were compatible despite not believing in it before,

Ex-Girlfriend Ellie who’s bitterly venmo requesting her money back when the girl says no,

“Shit isnt even real, you scammed me gimme it back bruh”

Ex-Girlfriend Ellie who’s definitely got a fake account to keep tabs on you, which might look, to the average eye, some middle aged woman who posts her food and her kids, with some biblical verses in her bio— when it’s ellie with some google found, random ass photos of people

“Im so fuckin smart..” she geeks, pumping her fist when you accept her follow request

Ex-Girlfriend Ellie who’s looking down at her phone dumbfounded when she’s blocked on the account thr next day, throwing her hands in the air—forgetting just who she learnt that trick from..

Ex-Girlfriend Ellie who’s even more confused when her door is knocked, you on the other side, phone in-hand with the same account pulled up,

“Er..that’s not me?..” She says awkwardly, scratching the back of her neck as she leans on her doorframe.

Ex-Girlfriend Ellie who cries dramatically and is on her knees when you tell her with a strict finger to leave her alone, practically groveling at your feet in pure anguish as she pleads!

“P-please! You don— you don’t understand! You can’t!”

Ex-Girlfriend Ellie who hiccups, eyes puffy with long lashes coated in tears as she wraps her arms around your calves—only you could ever have her in this state! I mean, look at how distraught she is at the sheer idea of possibly leaving you alone forever!

She doesn’t care in the slightest if the neighbors hit her with a noise complaint.

Ex-Girlfriend Ellie who soon enough has you on her bed, in a warm mating press, breathy moans of never having you leave her side, telling you she’d rather die than ever have anyone else fill your shoes as your sloppy cunts kiss, wet noises echoing off the drywalls of ellie’s cheap apartment,

“C—cum! Cum, nee— need you so..o—oh! Oh, my god? Loveyousomuch, loveyousomuch”

Ex-Girlfriend Ellie who’s an utter loser, pathetically feeling tears well up again as the idea of you getting up and taking your stuff after this hits— so she takes you for another round, this time with her 8inch strap.

It’s a disgusting mess, really.

Ex Girlfriend Ellie who you’ve got a twitchy mess as you use her so deliciously, quickly becoming overstimulated once more when she realizes she’s orgasmed like 5 times already; Milky fluids all over thighs as she ruts into you— fucking a mixture of your cums back into you with whats gathered around her strap.

Ex-Girlfriend Ellie is pretty much in another word from the pleasure, mouth ajar as her moans leave in pants— begging for a kiss as her rosey tits bounce a bit against you

“Ple—uh, uh! Please, just ‘wan a kiss, c—can’t, uhm!— can’t reach yo—ou!” She whines tiredly, her sweaty upper body leaning forward on your back, littering sloppy kisses all over you, cmon..give her a kiss :(

Ex-Girlfriend Ellie who you eventually give into, giving a chaste kiss to, but she doesn’t return the same one back— instead, opting to swipe her tongue around and suckle your blush coloured tongue, bobbing her head up and down while the saliva gathers on her tastebuds, excess dribbling down her chin and splattering somewhere on the already ruined bedsheets,

“F—wuckin’ wa—ah..’wan you all..”

Ex-Girlfriend Ellie who watches you sleep while she lazily licks at your worn-out pussy, humming as she probes a finger on the engorged clit— giggling when you sleepily swat a hand down to push her head away, but she’s latched on.

Ex-Girlfriend Ellie who, even if you move a thousand miles away from, will always be there because she’s yours.

[mascdestr0yer]

Number One (2)

Hopkins!Paige x Fem!reader

Warnings: Fluff, a bit cheesy, a girl and basketball player (zombies ref)

Trope: Slow burn

Synopsis: Paige’s birthday so happens to be in your favorite time of the year, super..

“hey, stop it, i thought we worked on that?”

previous | Next

FALL,

It was your favorite season, you enjoyed the songs the trees sang at night, you loved the breeze they bring when they danced, and the colors of the trees brought a warm coziness into your heart.

You chose to walk to school today, to take your mind off of things but, your mind kept getting clouded with images of a faux blonde.

You felt a heavy arm swing around your shoulder, almost making you drop your coffee. you removed the girl’s arm.

“why are you here,” you huffed as you glanced up at the girl, your tone coming off more whiny as you intended to.

“walking to school, duh.”She rolled her eyes, fiddling with one of the gajillion trinkets on your key chain on your tote bag.

you smacked her hand away,“don’t you have a car?”

“yeah but, i gotta keep in shape, you know for the season,” She smirks, flexing her bicep. “-And i know you’ve been walking to school lately, i wanted to see you.”

You couldn’t deny the way your heart fluttered when she said she wanted to you but, you did not want to boost the girls ego any more. “um, we see each other, every day. you should put a sweater on, you don’t wanna catch a cold.”

“why, you’ll miss me?” she wiggled her eyebrows and you physically cringed.

“no, we sit next to each other, i can’t afford to get sick on bed rest because of you.” taking a sip of your pumpkin spice latte, dare you say ‘tis the season’, she rolled her eyes with a small huff.

“you don’t have to be a know it all, all the time, miss granger.” Her focus stayed straight ahead, her eyes wandering to your face every now and then. you almost laughed at the reference, you nudged her a bit.

“i didn’t take you for a harry potter type of girl,” now you began looking straight ahead, as you guys neared school.

“Why not? They had third grade me geeking,” you could tell she had a smile on face by her tone of voice.

“okay smartypants,” you giggled, walking through the gate, she shoved you slightly.

“i know you’re not talking, i’ll see you later, a’ight?” she held her hand out and you looked at her like she was crazy. “okay, be difficult.” she said as she hugged you and then she walked away.

“bye..” you muttered out, your heart was pounding, and you began walking to your first period.

Time flew by quickly but, you weren’t having fun. You dreaded walking into third period, the hug felt different, it didn’t feel like those fake hugs at family gatherings. Well, you’ve never hugged Paige before, so she could hug everyone like that.

You walked into your calculus class, feeling the hairs on the back of your neck stand tall— this time, not because of Paige. Ms.Carson acts as if she’s cold blooded vampire, keeping it so cold in her classroom.

You walked to your seat, sitting your bag down, good, paige wasn’t there yet. actually, you almost always beat her to class, so it’s both a shocker, it just feels good this time because you did not want to see her.

It felt like if you see her, you would word vomit all your feelings, which is weird because you don’t know how you feel.

You didn’t like her, you were just a bit shocked she hugged you? No, now you were being delirious, it’s not like it was a bad thing that you liked her—wrong. it was horrible, so you thought, it was unhealthy to have a crush on someone you knew you would never have, right?

It was like having an addiction to something you couldn’t afford, who their right mind is addicted to weed but, can’t afford a gram, idiots and beggars, you want to be neither.

You were pulled out of you thoughts, when a certain someone handed you a word search worksheet as she sat down.

“what do i need this for?” You examine the page, already finding a few words. you smile as you read one, gay, that had to have been on purpose. of course it wasn’t in the word bank though, that would be absolutely ridiculous.

“it’s a free day, remember? there were coloring sheets but, you seem like you do word search in your free time.” She chuckled at her own joke or whatever you call it. it seemed like she was trying to sneak diss.

“super funny,” you responded sarcastically, the safest option. you pulled out your pencil case of of your tote bag, setting it on the desk. highschool is so hard they said, your teachers aren’t as lenient they say, lies. But hey, you had no problem with word search.

you take a random highlighter out of your pencil case, doing the word search no problem. until you see paige peering over your shoulder, you turn your paper so she couldn’t see. “what are you doing?”

“it’s not a competition, i just wanna see what you have.” she bites back a smile, still trying to get a peek.

“if it’s not a competition then why are you trying to see my answers?” you crossed your arms and she smacked her lips.

“okay, you caught me, listen, i need to ask you something,” she set her pencil down, now you were nervous. you subconsciously began biting your nails. she gently pulled your hand away from your mouth. “hey, stop it, i thought we worked on that?” you huffed when she said that, you guys did work on it, mainly because you keep your bails painted and it’s unhealthy to eat nail polish. “Look, my birthday (Oct, 20th) is coming up, so i’m throwing a halloween costume party, you should come.”

is she messing with you? no seriously, it’s not like you were a nerd on disney channel who never gets invited to things, it’s just shocking coming from her, now you had to get her a gift.

“yeah, sure.”

“No that definitely means, ‘bring me a gift’” you whine to your mom, as you guys walked through victoria's secret, inside the mall. (best store in the mall)

“so what does she like?”

“i don’t knoww,” you whined some more, “now i have time to get a stupid halloween costume,”

“just wear something, cute, ooh!— a cute firefighter, or a jennifer’s body costume, that could be really cute, i bet you would impress miss basketball star.” she wiggles her brows, putting countless things in her bag.

“i’m not trying to impress her,” you huffed for what felt like the one millionth time today. she gave you a look, “okay, maybe a little but, i am not going to her party dressed as a slut, i am not in a movie.”

did you like it ? IM SORRY ITS SHORT !

i need halloween costume ideas now ! and what gift to give paige ?