#fake eveelution

[blackout-galaxy]

I had a really really intense dream last night where emmet was basically assaulted and then reverse-adopted by these two fuckers.

So. Meet Ethan and Weslie. They swapped pronouns and have to be kept five feet apart at all times. The Giratina instinct is real and they embody this. Unfortunately they also do almost everything together.

This culminated in an incident that involved a kitchen knife, a ranger’s stolen dagger, and three hospitalizations.

Anyways!

They’re horrible feral children and weslie somehow got a poison eveelution. Don’t ask him, he genuinely thought she was a shiny Espeon.

They self-appointed themselves as junior subway battlers, complete with their own outfits (hats not pictured because I wanted to show their horrible hair. They both have the haori I just stole Ethan’s.)

They are the banes of emmet’s existence for the longest time, until they actually straight out kidnap him to bring them on a Pokémon Journey™️.

Emmet does not enjoy this. He preferred being harassed by them every other day and being given dubiously-nutritious food.

Emmet also believes elesa will kill him for letting them wear their hats with the rest of the outfit.

Ingo, meanwhile, is doing… about the same, just with more bodily harm from Pokémon instead of his own set of feral twins.

[bisexual-yuri]

Evolutionary Theory

You, among the stars

My cross, crossed lover 

British in the way colonial sensibilities separate us across 

This

The New York Pond, finger in the lake

You never seemed fake before that day 

Admit it, we arse with sticks up there, sick

Rick, Rico of my heart 

Lover of nothing art but Pokemon, eveelution

Going together with tour venues, wineries and learning we are grown long past this shit on our phones

Bones

Tree pose with mushrooms 

Cup Masseure all your manure 

The fuck is your damage 

Why can’t you help apply the bandage to the wound you wrought or the battles you fought 

I remember Spanish class with you loving me from the back of the room

Holiday merry Christmas from the frantic girl who loves all your flaws

Take her out back and shoot her, la Reina de la tequila, la nena

La nana 

Quería ser tu pinche madre de mama, cabrón

Tu hidrógeno, bro 

La H, hate aches for you

The lovers curse for who, cabracita 

Care not for your soul, the cancer is ya old

Cancer tighter than your raised moles, doctor shit

It’s full of the women with binders that you hit with your ego 

MDs in psychiatry

Weed for anxiety

Bricks thrown at ice to shatter the spell I cast on you

93 Romance, only one real fan, it’s me, your free boba date

Rate my song on your phone, cabrón de mi corazón1

Basement book room days, three

Never, Rico, I just want you and me and eevee x3

Be free

[kornstreifs-storys]

Wyveon

[Wyvern + eon]

So I wasn't planing on posting this today, but after learning it's the year of the dragon I had to.

My long Eeveeboy. I love them. I always wanted to make a Dragon-Type Eeveelution. I based them on eastern Dragons more then western once, especially the fluffy ones.

Species: Wyvern Pokémon Type: Dragon Height: 0,8m (2'11") Weight: 40kg (61.7 lbs.) Ability: 1. Sheer Force, hidden: Arcanum

Gender Ratio: 87,5% male, 12,5% female Egg Groups: Field Egg Cycles: 35 (8,739–8,995 steps)

EV yield: 2 Hp Catch Rate: 45 (5.9% with PokéBall, full HP) Base Friendship: 50 Base Exp.: 184 Growth rate: Medium Fast

Body Type: Quadruped Footprint: Pokédex entry: This long lived Dragon-type loves it's fur almost as much as it's hoard. They can breath a venomous Gas that causes numbness and pain.

Evolves from Eevee, wenn receiving a Dragon-Type Token.

The proud and powerful Dragon Eevees. Wyveon are by far the longest lived among the Eevelutions, with only Espeon and Sylveon getting close to their age. As a result, Wyveon usually keep to themselves or, seek the company of other Dragons since they tend to have similarly long lifespans. Wyveon don’t get along with Hiveon since they view these comparatively short lived bugs as a stain on the Eveelution-Family. On the other hand they have a strange admiration for Sylveon and will often start Families with one. Since Wyveon are proud and stubborn Dragons they don’t make the best travel companions, but those that earn the respect of them, will have a strong friend for the rest of their life. However they will not respect those that refuse to see them as at least equals.

Base Stats HP: - 130 Attack: - 65 Defense: - 65 Sp.Atk: - 95 Sp.Def: - 60 Speed: - 110 Total: 525

Damaged normally by: Normal 1×, Ghost 1×, Steel 1×, Psychic 1×, Fighting 1×, Flying 1×, Bug 1×, Dark 1×, Ground 1×, Poison 1×, Rock 1× Weak to: Dragon 2×, Fairy 2×, Ice 2× Immune to: none Resistant to: Fire 1/2×, Water 1/2×, Grass 1/2×, Electric 1/2×

Move Set

by Level: 1 - Baton Pass, Bite, Charm, Copycat, Covet, Double-Edge, Growl, Helping Hand, Swift, Tackle, Tail Whip, Take Down 5 - Sand Attack 10 - Quick Attack 15 - Baby-Doll Eyes 20 - Dragon Rage 25 - Dragon Dance 30 - Crunch 35 - Taunt 40 - Dragon Pulse 45 - Dragon Rush 50 - Wyverns Breath 55 - Last Resort

by Evolution: Twister

Egg Moves: like Eevee

by TM: (TM's are not avaliable in Ages of Ruin) 01 - Take Down 02 - Charm 03 - Fake Tears 05 - Mud-Slap 06 - Scary Face 07 - Protect 08 - Fire Fang 09 - Thunder Fang 10 - Ice Fang 17 - Confuse Ray 18 - Thief 25 - Facade 32 - Swift 41 - Stored Power 44 - Dragon Tail 47 - Endure 55 - Dig 66 - Body Slam 70 - Sleep Talk 74 - Reflect 75 - Light Screen 78 - Dragon Claw 83 - Poison Jab 87 - Taunt 100 - Dragon Dance 103 - Substitute 108 - Crunch 109 - Trick 114 - Shadow Ball 115 - Dragon Pulse 117 - Hyper Voice 130 - Helping Hand 132 - Baton Pass 152 - Giga Impact 156 - Outrage 163 - Hyper Beam 169 - Draco Meteor 171 - Tera Blast 172 - Roar 193 - Weather Ball 204 - Double-Edge 224 - Curse 226 - Dragon Cheer 227 - Alluring Voice

Friend Tutoring: Poison: Venoshock Flying: Pluck Rock: Ancient Power Fairy: Moonlight

[bisexual-yuri]

Evolutionary Theory

You, among the stars

My cross, crossed lover 

British in the way colonial sensibilities separate us across 

This

The New York Pond, finger in the lake

You never seemed fake before that day 

Admit it, we arse with sticks up there, sick

Rick, Rico of my heart 

Lover of nothing art but Pokemon, eveelution

Going together with tour venues, wineries and learning we are grown long past this shit on our phones

Bones

Tree pose with mushrooms 

Cup Masseure all your manure 

The fuck is your damage 

Why can’t you help apply the bandage to the wound you wrought or the battles you fought 

I remember Spanish class with you loving me from the back of the room

Holiday merry Christmas from the frantic girl who loves all your flaws

Take her out back and shoot her, la Reina de la tequila, la nena

La nana 

Quería ser tu pinche madre de mama, cabrón

Tu hidrógeno, bro 

La H, hate aches for you

The lovers curse for who, cabracita 

Care not for your soul, the cancer is ya old

Cancer tighter than your raised moles, doctor shit

It’s full of the women with binders that you hit with your ego 

MDs in psychiatry

Weed for anxiety

Bricks thrown at ice to shatter the spell I cast on you

93 Romance, only one real fan, it’s me, your free boba date

Rate my song on your phone, cabrón de mi corazón1

Basement book room days, three

Never, Rico, I just want you and me and eevee x3

Be free

not to make things abt buck but bobby is probably gonna be critical for a long time and buck is gonna wake up every morning and reach for his phone and then realize that any text he sends bobby isn’t gonna get an answer because just like in his coma dream bobby is indeed dead(ish)

[somberfall]

Normal eeveelution is an extra fluffy cat/dog friend

[pikachubs]

pokemon i wish existed : strateon the flying eveelution (yeah, i know i spelled it wrong on the image)

[bisexual-yuri]

Evolutionary Theory

You, among the stars

My cross, crossed lover 

British in the way colonial sensibilities separate us across 

This

The New York Pond, finger in the lake

You never seemed fake before that day 

Admit it, we arse with sticks up there, sick

Rick, Rico of my heart 

Lover of nothing art but Pokemon, eveelution

Going together with tour venues, wineries and learning we are grown long past this shit on our phones

Bones

Tree pose with mushrooms 

Cup Masseure all your manure 

The fuck is your damage 

Why can’t you help apply the bandage to the wound you wrought or the battles you fought 

I remember Spanish class with you loving me from the back of the room

Holiday merry Christmas from the frantic girl who loves all your flaws

Take her out back and shoot her, la Reina de la tequila, la nena

La nana 

Quería ser tu pinche madre de mama, cabrón

Tu hidrógeno, bro 

La H, hate aches for you

The lovers curse for who, cabracita 

Care not for your soul, the cancer is ya old

Cancer tighter than your raised moles, doctor shit

It’s full of the women with binders that you hit with your ego 

MDs in psychiatry

Weed for anxiety

Bricks thrown at ice to shatter the spell I cast on you

93 Romance, only one real fan, it’s me, your free boba date

Rate my song on your phone, cabrón de mi corazón1

Basement book room days, three

Never, Rico, I just want you and me and eevee x3

Be free

[bisexual-yuri]

Evolutionary Theory

You, among the stars

My cross, crossed lover 

British in the way colonial sensibilities separate us across 

This

The New York Pond, finger in the lake

You never seemed fake before that day 

Admit it, we arse with sticks up there, sick

Rick, Rico of my heart 

Lover of nothing art but Pokemon, eveelution

Going together with tour venues, wineries and learning we are grown long past this shit on our phones

Bones

Tree pose with mushrooms 

Cup Masseure all your manure 

The fuck is your damage 

Why can’t you help apply the bandage to the wound you wrought or the battles you fought 

I remember Spanish class with you loving me from the back of the room

Holiday merry Christmas from the frantic girl who loves all your flaws

Take her out back and shoot her, la Reina de la tequila, la nena

La nana 

Quería ser tu pinche madre de mama, cabrón

Tu hidrógeno, bro 

La H, hate aches for you

The lovers curse for who, cabracita 

Care not for your soul, the cancer is ya old

Cancer tighter than your raised moles, doctor shit

It’s full of the women with binders that you hit with your ego 

MDs in psychiatry

Weed for anxiety

Bricks thrown at ice to shatter the spell I cast on you

93 Romance, only one real fan, it’s me, your free boba date

Rate my song on your phone, cabrón de mi corazón1

Basement book room days, three

Never, Rico, I just want you and me and eevee x3

Be free