#fake a/b/o buddie

[eddiestightywhities]

mates lol

buck and eddie kinda give off the vibe of those people who pretend to be wolves. but it’s not even on purpose they’re just like that

[jeyneofpoole]

in modern asoiaf wex is theon’s 12 year old algebra tutor (child genius and teenage dirtbag buddy comedy duo situation) who theon enlists to do the accounting for his business (selling vapes filled with water to kids in the park for 50 bucks each) until lysa finds out he sold robin an ‘e-cigarette’ and calls the police. wex lies to the cops for theon (who’s now temporarily blinded after lysa maced him) so theon is forever in this seventh grader’s debt but the only thing wex asks for is a date with asha because he knows it’ll piss theon off sooooo bad. asha thinks it’s the funniest thing in the world also she hates theon so she and qarl take wex out for ice cream while theon vents in his journal (robb said his therapist recommends it to blow off steam) until he gets bored and punches a hole through the wall next to a neat row of other punched holes covered by posters of half naked men covered by pictures of half naked women. their business is failing btw bran keeps stealing the pre-janked vapes from theon’s bag so he can give them to jojen (neither of them vape they just like to have them) and theon is convinced that the police are watching him and taking his vapes before he can sell them so that the government can force him to get a job because ramsay (lab partner in biology who always smells like pepperoni and b/o) told him about area 51 and now theon’s really scared of the fbi monitoring him and busting up his fake vape business and putting him away for life in one of those freaky facilities ramsay won’t shut up about where they torture you and probe you probably (he tries not to think about the probing because it makes his stomach feel weird). ok good night i loveyou

[craziechwiv]

(And now, Popmusic. Seriously, we need more attention this ship, get on it guys.)

Boxten: Thanks for the baking lessons, Cosmo! They've been a big help thus far for me.

Cosmo: No problem Boxten buddy. But uh, while you're here. There's just a small question I've been meaning to ask you...

Boxten: O-Oh? What what's wrong?

Cosmo: Well...b-basically uh, there's been this rumor going around, right?

Boxten: Uh huh?

Cosmo: And well, people just wanna know, if you and-

Sprout: Are you and Poppy dating?!

Boxten: WHA-?!

Cosmo: SPROUT! You'd say I could lead this time...

Sprout: Cosmo, I love you, truly I do bud. But you take too long. I need 'tea' and not that leaf juice Teagan gives you. So, is it true Boxten, yes or no?!

Boxten: U-Uh...

Cosmo: He's stuttering.

Sprout: Could be to hesitate on his answer. Whatever he says first isn't true.

Boxten: ...it is true?

Sprout: ...

Cosmo: ...

S+C: It's true!

Boxten: Wait a minute! Sprout said the first thing I say isn't true though! How do you know I didn't lie?!

Sprout: Cuz one, you're Boxten. You really can't lie unless your life literally depends on it. And two, you wouldn't lie on faking a relationship with your best friend.

Boxten: I feel insulted but also can't argue back because it's sadly true.

Cosmo: Don't be! It's kind of sweet you two are together. I can't imagine a better duo.

Sprout: I can.

Cosmo: Sprout.

Sprout: I said nothing~.

Boxten: Heh, t-thanks guys. That means a lot!

Cosmo: Anytime bud. Maybe now you and Poppy can have double dates with u-us..

Boxten: Oh yeah! That sounds like a...wait did you say me, Poppy, and...you two? WAIT ARE YOU TWO A THING?!

Cosmo: Oh crumbs...

Sprout: Pfft- what a way to let go of our secret, huh Cos?

Cosmo: Sprout...please.

[moomoorare]

Okay guesses for what the next season will be called are always hilarious. I gotta take a shot at it too.

Here's my guesses:

- Spare life

Each session you can give your best buddy an extra life, but you'll lose all saturation so you better have food. It's a very secretive series where it's revealed all the hearts were either given to Pearl, who asks them so nicely. To Jimmy the most pathetic guy in the series who BEGS for them. Or Scar, who scams them out of their pockets with a new mechanic called "Trick Track Truck", at least that's what he calls it.

The mechanic is actually useful because the one who gains the most will be brought back to life to fight with the last remaining player.

Jimmy still loses but comes second to last. Gem wins because I want her to.

- One life

Hate this title, great because it confuses people even more with the numbering scheme. Anyways it's actually a murder mystery dinner they all have to solve. They can't really solve anything because they keep killing each other. That doesn't matter because actually they have like 15 lives, also there's a bomb. No one wins. Kidding!!! Skizz wins cus he was the one faking being shot at the murder mystery party he sat up.

-False Life.

Because I want False to be added. That's it. 🥰

-Cub Life

Or Cub. Who's a literal bear that stalks them and makes increasingly crazy ass machines to fuck with them. Also they're all A/B/O coded.

- Zombie Life

Everyone has to run from Cleo who gets massive w's and can kill them all with a stick. They actually start a cult or church for her, ran by Scar, Bdubs and Etho. Grian too bc he's always into that shit. And Gem and Pearl, because I'd like that. Cleo wins again because the others all kill themselves. Also she accidentally kills Bdubs at the start of the season after he says Yuri time for the fifth time she hangs out with the Girrlss.

-One Life for Life

the one who survives the longest has gotta then live through the season like an hardcore world, alone. It sounds sad, but actually all the dead are haunting them. Weait, oh yeah that's sad. Anyways, they win a jackpot of one million netherite scarps and nothing else. So they can say they're rich.

- Grian Life

they all look like Grian, there's two squads of either fish and bird, but they all look like him. Absolutely useless information that changes nothing.

Tagnames are not shown, theyre all numbered Grian1 through Grian17. Grian isn't even number Grian1.

They have one life. The point isn't even surviving because actually you can respawn. It's kinda like Among Us. There's an impostor and that'll be mumbo. He still loses.

- Dumb ways to die-Life

completely breaks the way it's been titled for years and they all gotta find the stupidest fucking ways to die. If you die to a creeper or fall damage you gain a life. You start with three. Goofiest ass wins this season. Fuck lore-heads.

-Run for your Life

they give /op to one player. They all don't know who. It changes each session, three times. The goal is for the all powerful god to die at least one time, but it has to be at someone else's hand, since they can't naturally die, it's a new mechanic. They can absolutely fuck with people but cannot directly kill them.

- Fuck Life

they all um. no. Well they say "fuuuck life!!!" And immediately try to die faster than anyone else to have the saddest ending. First to die is Jimmy. Poor Jimmy. Somehow he's brought back to life. He still dies right after.

That's just my thoughts after having woken up at 4 pm and going to bed at 5 am. Yeuh

...

So what do you think it'll be? What are your ideas for the next season?

[allwaswell16]

All the One Direction fics I read and enjoyed in August 2023. You can listen to my podcast to hear me talk about each of these fics as well as an overview of what was posted on ao3 including the fics on this month’s fic roundup which you can find here! Please let the writers know if you liked the fics by leaving kudos and comments! Happy reading!

Fanfictional Podcast #53 |  ko-fi | fic recs

—Louis/Harry—

🌴 De amore ex tempore by @persephoneflouwers

(M, 101k, historical) the Middle Ages AU where Harry is a philosopher, whose thoughts happen five centuries too soon and Louis is a painter, whose art happens five centuries too late. & Or: the Time Travel AU where alternate versions of themselves live simultaneously in different realities and their paths collide every time, until somehow, they converge into one.

🌴 Gemma's Dad (Could Use A Guy Like Me) by @lululawrence

(NR, 82k, age difference) Louis wasn't planning on getting home and learning that Gemma's dad had gotten the house in the divorce and was dealing with things by focusing on work, the house, and his newly planted garden. It becomes obvious early on that Harry is a bit lost and Gemma is worried about him. To help both of them, Louis is more than happy to help Harry find himself again.

🌴 We Don't Need No Piece of Paper (From the City Clerk) by @2tiedships2

(M, 26k, a/b/o) In a matter of months, he would be bonded to an alpha his dad had chosen for him. Someone that Harry knew nothing about. Not even his name.

🌴 you give me feelings that i adore by @alwaysxlarrie

(T, 7k, a/b/o) 5 times Louis scents Harry's things and the 1 time Harry returns the gesture.

🌴 A Social Construct by YesIsAWorld / @louandhazaf

(E, 7k, established relationship) Five times Harry and Louis try to lose their virginity and one time they finally do. Part 4 of Swallow My Words

🌴 Rode Hard and Put Away Wet by @kingsofeverything

(E, 6k, Texas) Louis heard the same rumours in London, New York, and L.A., and he put them all to rest, but in Texas? Series Part 7 of Tiny Penis Fics

🌴 Trying to Find the Words (To Say For Ages) by @insightfulinsomniac

(E, 6k, uni au) As best friends and roommates, it’s really not a big deal when their on-campus housing provides Harry and Louis with an unusual, intimate bathroom arrangement. 

🌴 Come All Ye by @justanothershadeofblue

(E, 6k, historical) It's the summer of 1971, and Louis just wants to get out of town for a minute or a day. When his buddy Zayn says they should head down south and check out this radical new music festival, Louis is only too happy to agree.

🌴 Every Bit of Mine by skipper / @skipperxao3

(M, 3k, dark) Harry is an enigma. Louis still loves him.

🌴 every night with us (is like a dream) by moon_rose25 / @darkinfinity

(T, 2k, famous/not famous) A look into the life of a professional football player dating a physical therapist.

🌴 Everything Is Batter With You by red_panda28 / @red-pandaaa

(T, 2k, established relationship) Harry comes across a fun baking TikTok and convinces Louis to do it

🌴 No (Birth) Control by @haztobegood

(E, 2k, a/b/o) An unfortunate situation left Harry without contraceptives a day before his heat.

🌴 in my head we can love forever by @beardyboyzx

(E, 1k, girl direction) Harry might be a bit in love with her roommate.

🌴 Nights Like These, We'll Remember by @fallingdefenceless

(T, 1k, meet cute) Louis and Harry meet at a summer music festival and sparks fly.

—Rare Pairs—

🌴 The Light Out In The Madness (Hold Tight) by @lalalaartje

(E, 46k, Niall/Louis) When Louis ends up with Niall as a roommate after a messy break up with Harry, he considers it truly life saving. They become fast friends and while Louis is sceptical about Niall's idea to start fake dating to take revenge on Harry, it can't be that bad, can it?

🌴 Ask Him by LinksLipsSinkShips / @fxckingprincesspark

(T, 2k, Niall/Lewis Capaldi) When Lewis Capaldi gets pressed for information on who he's dating, he admits it... he's been seeing Niall Horan. The only problem? He jokes so much that no one believes him.

[omiiomiaaus]

Toji’s music taste

headcanons

Headcanons on what songs or music i think toji would like but it’s really just what i like bc i’m lazy and don’t wanna look up new songs.

warnings: none??? some mentions of sex but no details, not proofread, literally none??

☆ Just gotta say one thing… this man was in his prime life in the 2000s…. He was listening to songs that are older than me 🥸

☆ okay Megumi canonically listens to weezer so i think he got some of his music taste from Toji. (i think almost everyone that develops a liking for rock gets it from childhood roadtrips with their dad)

☆ Toji only plays his music in the car.. he can’t stand the radio. …100% played buddy holly and meg picked up on it

☆ it’s mostly alternative and rock with the occasional hip/hop songs but he doesn’t really like new music, he’s an oldie after all

☆ he definitely listens to Coldplay oh my god i think that would probably be one of his favorite bands bc their songs are soft and helps him fall asleep (literally me)

☆ his favorite coldplay song is clocks bc he’s a little basic but it’s the most classic song like??

☆ he taps to the beat of any song on the steering wheel and only mouths the lyrics bc he doesn’t like his singing voice.

☆Toji and deftones >>>>>>> he definitely went to their concerts (his favorite songs are birthmark and rosemary)

☆ Is the type to act surprised when a good song comes on and put the volume on blast while saying “Oh shit” even though it’s his own playlists

☆ his gym playlist consists of heavy metal or rock songs that get him in the mood to use all his strength. (and some phonk songs bc he likes to pretend he’s in a movie but he’d never admit that.) so a lot of Metallica, Type O negative, Pantera, and Slipknot

☆ I GET MAJOR TOJI VIBES WHEN I LISTEN TO ‘I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU’ BY THREE DAYS GRACE!!!!!!!

☆ as for hip/hop he likes in da club by 50 cent and and without me by Eminem. those real 2000s vibe songs. none of the new stuff. He actually really does like Eminem.

☆ like??? 3am by Eminem just sounds like him… real villain shit

☆ he also really likes outcast. so fresh so clean is his songgggg. He holds his fist up like a fake mic and says “don’t you think i’m so sexy i’m just so fresh so clean” then holds it up to your lips for you to say “so fresh and so clean clean” and he won’t move his hand until you say it. also quotes “the coolest motherfuckers on the planet” randomly.

☆ he prefers r&b songs for his sex playlist. slow and sensual songs. and one joke song that he plays Russian roulette with when he presses shuffle. It absolutely kills your mood but he laughs his ass off when you’re in the middle of fucking and all of a sudden the speakers are blaring “you get the limo out front… hottest styles, every shoe, every color.”

☆ This mf got a Hanna Montana song from your nostalgia playlist and thought it would be funny to include in the sex playlist…

☆ Okay Toji is the type of guy to not play music in the shower bc he’s a psycho and just takes 3 minute showers (we all know he doesn’t wanna rack up that water bill) BUT when he does.. it’s a quick playlist filled with songs he doesn’t really like so he can hurry up and get out.

☆ Okay the songs I feel like he’d actually listen to are way different than songs for the vibes he gives off…

☆ He gives off major ‘she knows’ vibes by Ne-Yo, and it’s because of that one edit on tiktok… lord bless those editors for taking two second clips of Toji and making it something so scrumptious

☆ ‘monster’ by lady Gaga is another vibe bc “he ate my heart” that part reminds me of him for some reason… he can eat more than just my heart :)))))))

☆ also ‘lights down low’ by maejor and ‘no hands’ by waka flocka.. literally frat boy vibes but its so fanon him right???

☆ any phonk song reminds me of him because tell me he wouldn’t listen to that shit just to get in the zone????

☆ the lost soul down (specifically the sped up version) is just so himmmmmm <33… again it’s probably because of all the edits but still!!

☆ shine dreams (also the sped up version) idk who it’s by there’s so many versions lol but just any song like that >>>

☆ I also think of him when I listen to ‘level7’ by OSAKA… idk something about it…

That’s all I have for now :)

[buddiesmutslut]

*slides a totally legal tendered $5 across the table* I really love your solar eclipse caused a/b/o dynamics buddie fic, would you consider writing more with that idea? 👀

Omfg, I really love YOU!

I had some more like, explanations and stuff for that fic that I wasn’t able to fit into what I wrote, so I would definitely be down to write some more to wrap it all up. I haven’t started any yet bc I have a MILLION other in progress (including a post shooting fic where Eddie has to fake his death & one where Maddie gets pregnant & shows up to Buck’s place in s1 that I’m REALLY excited about, both of them) but I absolutely have some ideas for that ABO! As well as vague ideas for another one. I really do feel like we moved on from Canon Omega Eddie FAR too quickly for my liking 🤣

[strawberry-selfships]

YAY A TAG GAME ty for tagging me @lovebandit42069 B)

I'll do this with the first doctor since she's who im brainrotting over rn

Directions: Highlight/bold the tropes that apply to you and your f/o

height difference · mutual pining · first kiss · first love · married · inside jokes · lgbt+ · family disapproves · friends disapprove · would die for each other · fake relationship · arranged wedding · physical affection · pda friendly · and they were roommates · secret relationship · opposing world views · opposing personalities · opposing goals · getting a pet · have kids · grow old together · relationship failures · rest head on shoulder · share a bed · token dummies · relationship doubts · they have a song · first date · it's cold, take my jacket · sharing a blanket · mutual interests · study buddies · bathing together · crash into hello · accidental nudity · laundry · same hobbies · cooking together · big fancy gala · sibling rivalry · hair stroking · late night dancing · cloudgazing in the grass · watching stars together · watching the other sleep · shared values · friends to lovers · enemies to lovers · lovers to enemies · childhood friends · slow burn · love triangle · toxic relationship · sitting on each other’s lap · can’t be together · hugs · forehead touches · neck kisses · car/motorbike rides · compliments · petnames · falling asleep together · late night talks · spontaneous gifts

Tagging: @garden-of-seraphim @dangregreal @sunstar-of-the-north @negativespiritapologist @gideongrovel NO PRESSURE KSJFKDFJSJF just for funsies

[holylulusworld]

2023 Stucky Bingo Round 5 masterlist

Card: 5067

Preview for the upcoming fics to fill the squares.

B1: ??? (??? x ???): Dorito

B2: ??? (??? x ???): Accidental Baby Acquisition

B3: The commode (Stucky x Platonic!Reader): AU: Antique Shop

B4: It's over (??? x ???): Separation

B5: ??? (40's Bucky Barnes x 40's Steve Rogers): "I thought you were smaller."

I1: ??? (??? x ???): Plums

I2:  ??? (??? x ???): AU: College

I3: ??? (??? x ???): Hunter

I4:  Memories (Old!Stucky): Engagement Fotos

I5: ??? (??? x ???): Kink: Crops

N1: ??? (Street Racer Stucky x Cop!Reader): AU: Street Racing

N2: ??? (??? x ???): Kink: Clothed Sex

N3: Indecent Proposal (1) (Mobster!Stucky x fem!Reader): Free Space - Mafia AU

N4: ??? (??? x ???): Man bun

N5: ??? (??? x ???): Scars

G1: ??? (??? x ???): Adrenaline

G2: ??? (??? x ???): "Your pal. Your buddy. Your Bucky."

G3: ??? (??? x ???): Kink: Tickling

G4: ??? (??? x ???): AU: Tattoo shop

G5: ??? (??? x ???): Cuddle puddle

O1:  ??? (??? x ???): Fake dating

O2:  ??? (??? x ???): Project rebirth

O3:  ??? (??? x ???): Napping

O4: ??? (??? x ???): The Hobbit

O5: Triad (1) (Omega!Stucky x Alpha!Reader): AU: A/B/O

Find all other Bingos and Special Events here: Special Events

[usafphantom2]

U-2 pilot recalls when a Soviet submarine nearly fired a nuclear torpedo at a US Navy ship almost escalating Cuban Missile Crisis into World War III

A U-2 pilot tells a scary story that took place during the Cuban Missile Crisis.

Built in complete secrecy by Kelly Johnson and the Lockheed Skunk Works, the original U-2A first flew in August 1955. Early flights over the Soviet Union in the late 1950s provided the president and other US decision makers with key intelligence on Soviet military capability.

SR-71 T-Shirts

CLICK HERE to see The Aviation Geek Club contributor Linda Sheffield’s T-shirt designs! Linda has a personal relationship with the SR-71 because her father Butch Sheffield flew the Blackbird from test flight in 1965 until 1973. Butch’s Granddaughter’s Lisa Burroughs and Susan Miller are graphic designers. They designed most of the merchandise that is for sale on Threadless. A percentage of the profits go to Flight Test Museum at Edwards Air Force Base. This nonprofit charity is personal to the Sheffield family because they are raising money to house SR-71, #955. This was the first Blackbird that Butch Sheffield flew on Oct. 4, 1965.

In October 1962, the U-2 photographed the buildup of Soviet offensive nuclear missiles in Cuba, touching off the Cuban Missile Crisis.

The fear of World War III

As a result of the Cuban Crisis the fear of World War III was on everyone’s mind. The island of Cuba just 90 miles from Florida had installed nuclear missiles capable of reaching the US.

On Oct. 23, 1962, I remember my father telling my mother to go to the commissary and buy as much food as possible. At that time we were living in Texas at Carswell Air Force Base (AFB). Dad, Butch Sheffield said as he was leaving, to fly the B-58 Hustler bomber on red alert.

U-2 print

This print is available in multiple sizes from AircraftProfilePrints.com – CLICK HERE TO GET YOURS. U-2S Dragon Lady “Senior Span”, 9th RW, 99th RS, 80-329

Buddy Brown, one of only 12 men in the world that flew both of U-2 and the SR-71

Seven years later we were living at Beale AFB and Buddy Brown was our neighbor. He was one of the only 12 men in the world that flew both of U-2 and the SR-71. The following is an interview by Buddy Brown given ten years ago to Oakridger.

‘Now let me say something about that Cuban Missile Crisis. This is probably as close as this nation has ever come to being in World War III,’ Brown began. ‘When I say close, it was probably about that far from pushing a button to launch a nuclear torpedo,’ he stated, as he gestured with two of his fingers only a few inches apart.

The crew of a Soviet submarine thought that World War III had started

‘I was at a 50-year thing at George Mason University about a year ago, and they were celebrating (the 50th anniversary of) the Cuban Missile Crisis. Since I was one of the pilots, they had me talk to the group there about that. I sat next to Sergei Khrushchev — (Soviet Premier Nikita) Khrushchev’s son — who was around 30 years old during the Cuban Missile Crisis and is now a professor at Brown University. But he was telling us that the Soviets had some diesel subs inside the line there in case nuclear war started.

The story of Buddy Brown, the U-2 pilot that took part to O Club parties wearing fake bad teeth to joke about the ozone level effect on U-2 drivers

Buddy Brown in front of an SR-71 Blackbird Mach 3 spy plane

‘Well this one person running the submarine thought we were, in fact, at war — because they didn’t have any contact,’ Brown recalled. ‘They had a bunch of naval ships out there and, fortunately, somebody with a cooler brain stopped him from doing that — but he was about three inches from pushing and launching one of those nuclear torpedoes at one of our naval ships out there.’ He paused and stated: ‘Now that would have started it right there.’ The Soviets had, in Cuba, about sixty 1-megaton weapons that were ready to go. Cruise missiles and a few other things.’

1 MEGAton nuclear weapons

Brown concludes;

Former U-2 pilot tells the story of the Soviet submarine that almost fired a nuclear torpedo at a US Navy ship during the Cuban Missile Crisis

Soviet submarine B-59, forced to the surface by US Naval forces in the Caribbean near Cuba.

‘To make a comparison, the ones that they set off during World War II at Hiroshima and Nagasaki was about 15 kt (kiloton) — now we’re talking about 1 MEGAton and they were going to use them. Well, fortunately, none of that happened and it ended up that we didn’t go to war; but it was probably the closest this nation has ever been.’

Be sure to check out Linda Sheffield Miller (Col Richard (Butch) Sheffield’s daughter, Col. Sheffield was an SR-71 Reconnaissance Systems Officer) Twitter Page Habubrats SR-71 and Facebook Page Born into the Wilde Blue Yonder for awesome Blackbird’s photos and stories.

Photo credit: U.S. Air Force, CIA and U.S. Navy

@Habubrats71 via X

[quodekash]

it took me way too long but ive finally finished rewatching bad buddy so now its time to watch the ost mv and then finally the os2 episodes. i might smash them both out in one night, who knows 

ALSO HAPPY PRIDE MONTH GUYS 

holy hell holy hell holy hell 

therye back 

theyre freaking back 

patpran are back 

and waikorn are back 

and everyone else is back 

THEYRE BACK 

this show changed the world and theyre back for a few short episodes 

my heart is beating so freaking fast omg 

YEEEE THEY ARE FRIENDS THEY ARENT PROPERLY ENEMIES ANYMORE JGRBDFHGBFH 

im so happy this makes me so happy nfbghdfbgn 

holy hell this is amazing 

a sweeping and mopping project 

WAIKORN TALKING TO EACH OTHER IN A FRIENDLY MANNER 

i love him so much 

ERJDKGBVNERKJDBF THEYRE SO PRECIOUS TO ME 

“its sad though. they shouldnt have broken up.” “did they? I still catch them talking sometimes. maybe theyre hooking up in secret” AH SHOOT HE’S ONTO THEM 

side note: its so weird cos im seeing msp pat rn, and im not used to seeing him being observant 

another side note: its so weird seeing mo and louis talking to each other, a) because of the architecture engineering thing, and b) my brain cant stop thinking about pat and yak and i feel like louis should be yelling at mo for his lack of rhythm or something 

anyway 

LMAO NO THEYRE NOT 

theyre either faking it, or by ‘face-off’ he means ‘

im really hoping for the latter because i think that would be funny, but i know its just that theyre faking it 

b r o 

they gonna smooch 

THE DIFFERENCE IN THE INTERACTION BEHIND THE CURTAIN COMPARED TO THE SHADOWS IN FRONT OF THE CURTAIN- HOLY HELL THIS IS HILARIOUS 

i love them 

GKERBJDFHKMRDF 

HOW DO YOU LAUGH QUIETLY 

DO YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN?? ITS SO WEIRD SEEING HIM, OF ALL PEOPLE, BEING OBSERVANT 

this line alone brings me more joy and happiness than i can possibly express 

i knew the curtain was gonna fall 

THE PUNCH- GRIDHFBKGC ITS SO FUNNY 

ah yes. anger. he is very angry. clearly. much anger. 

 theyre all telling pran to calm down meanwhile he’s just tapping his foot semi-aggressively 

THIS IS LITERALLY ONE OF MY FAVOURITE LINES LIKE EVER 

AND THEYVE REPEATED IT 

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH 

but we love her so much <333

the little cheek kiss as hes standing up- pls theyre so domestic my heart cant take it 

GIRLFRIENDS 

I LOVE THEM 

AAAAAAAA 

THEY’D BETTER GIVE US 23.5 SOON BECAUSE HOLY HELL 

i would quite literally die for them 

“nong pat” and “phi pran” so... pran is older? somehow that makes so much sense and no sense at all and i cant explain it. i think its just hard for me to imagine them as not the exact same age 

oooh thats smart, finding someone accepted by both faculties 

im tryna figure out who it might be 

id love it if it could be chai cos hes wonderful and i wanna see him again, but i doubt that it will be 

my only other thought is ink 

OMG HELL YES I LOVE THIS GUY 

omg they need a sponsor 

pls let it be oishi tea 

THE OISHI AD ANNOUNCEMENT THINGY AT THE START OF 2/4, THIS IS PROMISING 

ELEVATOR SCENE 

all the parallels may kill me. i love parallels so much 

he has adhd and i refuse all other opinions. its just a fact. i dont even think anyone will disagree with me. pat is adhd, pran is autism, shut up its canon 

KORN NO WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT 

HOLY HELL 

the secondhand embarrassment i got from that was so strong, holy bajoolies 

i love him 

OMG THEYRE DOING THAT SCENE BUT IN REVERSE 

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH 

ITS ONE OF MY FAVOURITE SCENES HBFDXGH 

omg the snow white thing 

THE FREAKING PARALLELS??? 

i hate them and all these parallels its so rude 

omg 

theyre doing an atots play arent they 

this is brilliant 

i didnt expect them to make the crossover like this 

gnrjehfdbg 

me in maths 

omg his calm ‘theres no hope’ voice- its such a mood i do that too 

“why dont you call him? :D” “there’s no signal there ;-;” “what about email :)” “i dont have his email ;;-;;” 

and the way his face barely moves at all? i love this so much 

THE FISTBUMP 

THEIR BRAND 

GRNDJFGB 

omg the piano version of our song in the background?? i love ittttt 

THE NAO NONG DOLL EYE MASK??? FIRST OF ALL: ADORABLE, SECOND: i smell merch 

i love him so much 

NOOOO THEY CHANGED THEIR CONTACTS TO THEIR ACTUAL NAMES???? WHY NOT KEEP IT AS JUST A FRIEND, IT’S ICONIC 

this entire image is complete perfection 

i love them 

HIS CONTACT FOR PRAN IS DIMPLES???? pran you gotta up your game, just having it as ‘pat’??? pathetic 

wai are you here 

(read as: why are you here) 

(its funny) 

(laugh) 

(hah hah) 

(thank you for laughing) 

im just gonna slide past the fact that pat just kissed wai cos i dont really wanna think about that 

this is really funny 

pran leaving pat behind cos he got drunk and didnt come home and insulted him? deserved. 

YOD

I LOVE HIM 

ERUIGBVUIREBGDS 

this is like the exact same scene as when tian came, i love it so much, im so happy rn omg i love this 

HIS HAT HRBGGHBD 

pran’s old man walking stick- i love him 

HIM 

HELLO 

I LOVE YOU 

GREJKDFHGOI5ERJNGPOIBJRIODFJHNBRNF 

why the hell did phupha faint this time 

why him 

why is pran being a medical professional 

my brain is confused rn guys 

ERBGIJVEBRDKFGJ HELLO 

IM WAVING SO AGGRESSIVELY AT MY LAPTOP SCREEN RN 

I LOVE HIM 

holy hell that was brilliant 

im gonna cry im so excited for the next episode 

hang on imma post this and then watch that 

[wildlife4life]

More than Seven Sentence Sunday

Tagged by" @ebdaydreamer and @911onabc

Here is a little more than seven sentences of my buddie A/B/O verse. It getting angsty people! And I am on a roll writing it, so I hope you enjoy!

Maddie’s shift was officially over.  She called Buck 10 times, every one of them going to voicemail and now she was calling the clinic, hoping that he just left his phone behind.  She was really trying not to think of worst-case scenarios. Like Buck going into premature labor, or he was in a horrific accident or even running to L.A. because his instincts lately had been screaming at him to get back to Eddie.

The clinic confirmed that Buck had left his appointment with his phone, no-where close to being in labor and had called a Lyft. Maddie had the jeep, and the Lyft would only take him so far.  So why the hell isn’t he answering his phone?

The sharp ringing of her own phone made Maddie jump, smacking her head on the roof of the jeep.  Looking down, she saw Buck’s fake name (Oliver Hewitt) light up the screen. Sliding the answer key, she immediately starting yelling, “What the hell Buck? Where have you been? Why-“

“Hello Maddie, or should I say Jennifer.” Answered a voice that had been haunting her long before she tracked down her brother in L.A.

“Doug.” She squeaked out.

Tagging (no pressure!): @alyxmastershipper @elvensorceress @bekkachaos

[lemmeaskthedevil]

okay waiitttt

1. buddie smallville au ( i think ive seen this film before)

2. buddie romantic rivals au (i wanna drown myself in a bottle of her perfume)

3. buddie royalty fic (and i would say i love you....)

4. buddie age gap fake exes (I wish i hated you)

5. buddie ugly betty au (why cant i breathe whenever I think about you)

6. Htgawm 118 au (title impending)

backburner fics

smut that would get me cancelled (title would give it away)

a/b/o alpha/alpha au (he wanted it comfortable i wanted the pain)

orchestra rivals au (my funny valentine)

TVD s5/s6 memory wipe au (need a title)

[911marchmadness]

Round 1 - Results and Fills!

Hello all! Once again, thank you so much to everyone who has participated thus far in the inaugural 9-1-1 March Madness tournament! We know that creating fills in such a short time span is a challenge, and we really appreciate everyone who has risen to the occasion to support their favorite tropes/prompts!

On a minor silly note, thank you very much for thus far avoiding ties 🤣

Here are all of the creations that have been submitted thus far. Creators, if you'd like us to update this post with a tag to your tumblr, please let us know!

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Battle 1: A/B/O - Omegaverse vs. Found Family

A/B/O - Omegaverse

◈ I misunderstood the (secondary gender) assignment by @screaming-universe Rating: GA; Fandom: 9-1-1; Pairing: Buddie; Words: 2105 Summary: Buck's new colleague is an alpha and he hates him. He's wrong on both accounts.

◈ Struck, Stuck by @sivan325 Rating: GA; Fandom: 9-1-1; Pairing: Buddie; Words: 561 Summary: Buck could see his own body lay in the balance between the ladder and the surface, unresponsive. He glanced at the others, as they all had shocked faces and they were worried. About him.

◈ Nightmare by SamDragneel Warnings: Violence, Non-Con; Rating: M; Fandom: 9-1-1: Lone Star; Pairing: Tarlos; Words: 561 Summary: TK's attacked while Carlos is on shift. It's not random, someone's targeted him specifically.

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Battle 2: Coffee Shop and/or Bookstore AU vs. Fake Dating/Relationship

Fake Dating/Relationship

◈ by their side by @screaming-universe Rating: T; Fandom: 9-1-1; Pairing: Buddie; Words: 4768 Summary: Eddie needs to get his son to Los Angeles, even if they have to walk.

◈ Let’s Fall in Love for the Night by @theladyandthewolves Rating: GA; Fandom: 9-1-1; Pairing: Buddie; Words: 1026 Summary: Buck’s neighbors have been looking at him like he’s a lost cause since his break up with Taylor, regularly trying to set him up with any of their available relatives. Eventually he invents himself a boyfriend, hoping to get some respite. So when the neighborhood summer party is announced, Eddie agrees to pretend to be the imaginary boyfriend for the night. Of course, it doesn’t go as planned (in a good way).

◈ Just Play Pretend by @sivan325 Rating: T; Fandom: 9-1-1; Pairing: Buddie; Words: 1385 Summary: Eddie was glad that the firefighter was there saving his son, but the only thing that Christopher mentioned to him about the firefighter is that he was from Station-118, and Eddie was determined to show the firefighter how grateful he is for him, saving his son’s life. Christopher described to his dad about the firefighter that saved his life; taller, big bright blue eyes and has a mark on his face.

Coffee Shop and/or Bookstore AU

◈ Your True Family by @sivan325 Rating: GA; Fandom: 9-1-1; Pairing: Buddie; Words: 613 Summary: “I just want to say that your brother is missing you,” Eddie said. Turning around, he noticed his boyfriend and his son coming closer and catching up with him. “When was the last time you visited your brother?” “I… Ummm… I think… I don’t know. The last time I saw Evan, it was when my parents and I helped him with the bookstore and then life took on,” Maddie replied.

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Battle 3: Different First Meeting vs. Enemies to Lovers

Different First Meeting

◈ Los Angeles Fire Riders by @screaming-universe Warnings: Non-Con; Rating: M; Fandom: 9-1-1, Temeraire; Pairing: Buddie; Words: 2041 Summary: Looking back, Evan Buckley should have known that joining the Fire Rider Academy would be just his thing: lots of adrenaline, the prospect of an important, fulfilling job and last but certainly not least: dragons.

◈ Maybe One Day by @theladyandthewolves Rating: GA; Fandom: 9-1-1; Pairing: Buck/Abby; Words: 879 Summary: After bartending in Peru, Evan continues to travel in South America but eventually finds his way back to the Arizona, doing construction work here and there until he ends up working in a leisure resort in Scottsdale, where one encounter might finally change his life for the better.

◈ Cherry on Top by @sivan325 Rating: GA; Fandom: 9-1-1; Pairing: Buddie; Words: 975 Summary: It’s been a year since Shannon died. His son always comes first, even when he keeps thinking about her. He knows he has his son to take care of, and his birthday date is coming soon. Eddie wanted to make his son’s birthday special.

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Battle 4: Sick/Injured Character Being Cared For vs. Mistaken for a Couple/as Partners

Sick/Injured Character Being Cared For

◈ Captain's Responsibility by @screaming-universe 6x11 Spoilers Rating: T; Fandom: 9-1-1; Pairing: Gen; Words: 792 Summary: 'Bobby already had one firefighter to worry about; he really wished he did not have to think about another. But at least it gave him something to do.' aka Eddie got hurt when he fell off the ladder, Bobby makes sure he's taken care of

◈ I Want to Hold Your Hand by @theladyandthewolves Rating: GA; Fandom: 9-1-1; Pairing: Buck/Lucy; Words: 606 Summary: Lucy gets injured on a call, and Buck’s worried.

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Round 2 starts tomorrow (March 19th) with A/B/O - Omegaverse vs. Faking Dating/Relationship, followed by Different First Meeting vs. Sick/Injured Character Being Cared For on March 23rd.

We can't wait to see what you come up with!

[unofficialweezerbrandaccount]

I hate you. But I will try

U - Undone (The Sweater Song)

N - No One Else

O - Opening Night

F - Fake Smiles and Nervous Laughter

F - Falling for you

I - I Love The USA

C - California Kids

I - I Don’t Want to Let You Go

A - All My Favorite Songs

L - Lost in the Woods (Weezer Version)

W - Why Bother?

E - El Scorcho

E - Endless Bummer

Z - Zombie Bastards

E - Eulogy For a Rock Band

R - Records

B - Buddy Holly

R - Run Over By a Truck

A - Across The Sea

N - No Other One

D - Do You Want To Get High?

A - Africa

C - Can't Knock The Hustle

C - Crab

O - Only in Dreams

U - Unspoken

N - Numbers

T - The Good Life

Heres a playlist of all of the songs.

@djmankiewics1996 Continue the tag game please

rules: pick a song for each letter of your url and tag that many people

Subliminal What Kind of Man Everything She Wants Everytime We Touch Telephone Odds Are Reaper Accidentally In Love Nachde Ne Saare Great DJ Emperor's New Clothes Psychosocial Outside Pretty Girls Toothbrush Alcohol Remedy Toxic

I don't have that many mutuals @alenkorra @badgermolebender @biconickyoshi @lokfeedsthegays @kjthenbee @mellyoraa @ozais-lobotomist @korrasamibottles @assignedpeanutallergyatbirth @appalesbian @thewhorradora @tallanastyflorida @snapcracklepop15 @starshinemaiden sorry if any of you have already done this

[parmahamlarrie]

Happy 28th! I spent two weeks on the beach and read... so much. This is long, but I do not apologize.

knock, knock, I love you || beautlouis || 86k College AU, Virgin Harry, Fluff

I'll crash until you notice me || stylinsoncity || 61.2k Summer, Boss/Employee, Rich Louis, Older Louis This was so lovely with just the right amount of tension!

Make It Up As We Go Along || lululawrence / @lululawrence || 52.2k A/B/O, Poly, Movie Adaptation, KidFic, OT5 I rarely rec fics that are not exclusively Larry, however, this one blew me away! A must read, in my opinion.

The Boys of Summer || afriethatcannotdie || 45.2k Summer Camp AU, Secret Relationship, Fluff, No Angst This was so soft and every bit of summer as a teenager I wish I could go back to!

We Can Go On Forever (When Everything's Gone Forever) || jurassiclouis || 39.4k A/B/O, Alpha Harry, Omega Louis, Teacher Louis, Professor Harry, Mating Rituals, Courting This was so incredible domestic and sweet! I adored it, and was not ready to say goodbye to these two!

dream about a summer night || fearsparks / @onlythebravest || 33.6k A/B/O, Friends to Lovers, Summer Camp AU

Leave Your Make On Me || kingsofeverything / @kingsofeverything || 32k A/B/O, Restaurant AU, Fake Bonds, Enemies to Friends to Lovers I'm rarely one to pick an enemies to lovers fics but wow this was incredible.

Has the Ocean Lost Its Way || kingsofeverything / @kingsofeverything || 28.3k Surfer Louis, Photographer Harry, Fluff, Slow Burn, Australia God I adored this fic! Who knew I needed Surfer Louis to make life feel complete?

Enchanted || brightgolden / @brightgolden || 25k Strangers to Lovers, Neighbor AU, Bookshop Owner Louis, Mpreg, Kidfic

I'm a Fool for You || berzerkshires / @berzerkshires || 24.7k Basketball Player Harry, Closeted Character, Coming Out

When Least Expected || Rearviewdreamer / @all-these-larrythings || 22.1k Pandemic Fic, KidFic, Single Dad Louis, Music Teacher Harry This was so tender and felt close to home without making me (too) emotional. A really special one for sure.

Whirlwind || dolce_piccante || 21.3k Famous/Non-Famous, Actor Harry, Teacher Louis, Childhood Friends to Lovers This was so lovely in every single way! A good break from the... current reality.

Were We Ever This Young? || letsjustsee / @letsjustsee || 17.2k Harry Potter AU, Established Relationship, Flashbacks

a picture of love, that's this house || theprincessd || 13.5k KidFic, Domestic Fluff, Canon

everything I can arrange, every part of me you change || orphan_account || 10k College AU, Friends to Lovers "Netflix and Chill Buddy Application" is all you need to know. This was so good.

In the Air Tonight || Bluemeetsgreen || 9.9k 90s AU, Strangers to Lovers, Drug Use, Surfer Louis, Summer

Draw || dolce_piccante || 8.3k Nude Modeling, Uni AU Fairly certain I've read this before, definitely certain I'll read it again.

You Don't Have to be Sorry for Doing it on Your Own || girlfriendrry || 8.2k Established Relationship, Gender Dysphoria/Euphoira, Trans Harry

Our love was made for movie screens. || sweetkisses || 8.1k A/B/O, Amnesia, Established Relationship

Play Me Something Sweet || nonsensedarling / @absoloutenonsense || 7.6k Established Relationship, Older Harry and Louis, Writer Louis, Cellist Harry

'Sup || MediaWhore / @mediawhorefics || 6.7k Older Harry and Louis, Disaster Gay Harry, Coffee Shop AU

it's you I want to take apart || orphan_account || 5.9k Canon, Established Relationship, Make Up, Soft

Whisk me off my feet || allwaswell16 / @allwaswell16 || 5k A/B/O, Neighbor AU, Chef Harry

We Can Get Together || tommokat / @tommokat || 4.5k Bus Rides, Strangers to Lovers This one had incredible chemistry! I was screaming multiple times.

You Called (I Missed It) || nonsensedarling / @absoloutenonsense || 4.4k Masturbation, Voice Kink

Sure Feels Good To Love Someone || LiveLaughLoveLarry / @loveislarryislove || 4k Established Relationship, Pet Adoption, Proposals

With Just One Look || LittleRoverLouis / @littleroverlouis || 4k Vampire Louis, Uni Harry

Pace Yourself || KennieWen / @kenniewen || 3.2k Dom/Sub, Topping from the Bottom, Established Relationship, Virgin Harry

So Baby Say You'll Always Keep Me || EmmyLouWho || 3.2k Harry Potter AU, Established Relationship, Stress Baking

Zoey || wabadabadaba / @wabadabadaba || 2.4k Older Louis, Vet Louis, Cats

making my way downtown || disgruntledkittenface / @disgruntledkittenface || 2k Dramatic Harry

Cowgirl Take Me Away || LittleRoverLouis / @littleroverlouis || 1.7k Established Relationship, Cowgirl Harry

Sugary Sweet || Neondiamond / @neondiamond || 1.2k Established Relationship, Kidfic, Mpreg