#fair warning :

[spacehomos]

Kaos

Dennis

[reidsism]

➵ RECORDS!READER DATABASE

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a semi-chronological collection of short blurbs feat. records!reader

off the record — you haven’t personally assisted on a case in at least six years, preferring the silence of the records room, surrounded by decades-old casefiles and shelving that reaches the ceiling. but when the bau requests your help on an unsub copying a string of murders from the 60s that hasn’t been digitized yet, you get a taste of what teamwork feels like

a project — dr reid visits basement three for the first time since joining the fbi. it’s… a little jarring, how empty it is. but the records room is quiet chaos and he thinks it’s a fine place to make a friend

coffee run — dr reid brings you a gift. sort of

tornado nest — you’re still unused to another presence in your little hobbit hole

frigid — a blizzard hits quantico. dr reid checks on the records room, even with basement three feeling like ice

loch ness — your first non-sanctioned trip to the bau is met with the upwards brows of derek morgan, and maybe dr reid gets a bit too defensive

encyclopedic — the bau needs help on the case of a copycat of a copycat… of a copycat

suddenly essential — you’re used to being a myth, a cryptid in the basement of the bureau. you think you’re a bit out of your depth

lunch? — dr reid brings you lunch for the first time. seeing you twelve feet in the air climbing a shelf is… not what he was expecting

computer fairy — you and garcia are polar opposites. somehow you can’t help the immediate connection

visitation — you’re expecting this unexpected visitor to be dr reid, like always. to say you’re shocked is an understatement

sunshine — you’re yanked out of your crypt unceremoniously, for the convenience of vending machines and cell service and sunlight

daylight savings — dr reid notices everything. even the way you curl into yourself when leaving your hobbit hole

B.B.O. — garcia visits your little cave. she has a plan

organizational structure — the bau doesn’t understand your complex filing system. you decode your hieroglyphics

biography — you meet agent rossi for the first time. he likes you already

[hanase]

I am obsessed with Atem right now. It's been going on for a few months. There's a story here but I can't write for shit. I'll upload a lot more soon!

[seraphinitegames]

Oh man, i would love to try the villain route but i dont think my heart can take a sad ending lol ><

Yeah, I will say now (again, I know I'm repeating, just want people to REALLY aware of how this romance is gonna be) that even though I really don't like sad endings, this romance route is not for the faint of heart and will end tragically painful...in all endings, even the super 'true' love ending.

This character is a villain. A real villain. And my villains do tend to get what they deserve.

The villain romance will be very much that 'I really shouldn't be in love with you but I can't help it' kind of romance from both sides of this romance, and those rarely end well, lol!

So yeah...it's painful :D

Thank you so much for the message! :)

[rosieofcorona]

if larian’s next game is a divinity sequel i fear u will all be subjected to my ifan obsession

[dubiousculturalartifact]

YES, Siuan's death was Bury Your Gays, for multiple reasons. -The narrative framing of her death focused SPECIFICALLY around her queerness, w her love for Moiraine being the core centerpiece of her last words, & Moiraine' grief over her death serving as character motivation in her battle with Lanfear -It was RIGHT after she reconciled with Moiraine. Killing queer women right after getting together/back together with their love, and the narrative implicitly treating that love as the inevitable source of their doom, (whether textually or meta-textually), is also a CLASSIC element of the BYG trope. They did that to Siuan. -In-universe homophobia has never been a prerequisite of the trope. It’s about the NARRATIVE punishing the character for the queerness, them being treated as disposable due to their identities, or having their queerness/the grief of their lover be the focal point of their death… All boxes checked. -Siuan in the books was a powerful, competent Amyrlin who was blindsided by the coup, and who always supported the Dragon. They also had her oppose Moiraine last season to fuel Moiraine's story even though that was a disservice to her own character, then had her do a 180 and get back on track with her canon storyline...Only to give her zero agency all season and completely disempowered her. In this season they had EVERYONE warning her about the coup and her blithely ignoring it, and had her initial ascension to the Seat be a total fluke. Essentially the only thing LEFT of her character in the books was her loving Moiraine. It reduced a powerful, complex queer black woman to her relationship w the white heroine of the story, then killed her, repeatedly emphasizing her relationship to Moiraine as her downfall. Bury Your Gays, (along with Ihvon) and since S3 killed off no less FIVE black characters prematurely, racist as well. -There’s always SOME excuse or reason why THIS TIME it’s okay to kill the black character(x5), kill the queer character (x2), etc. -This goal-post shifting ignores the fact that this type of criticism is never about one individual story’s merits, but the broader picture of representation in media it falls into. -Siuan's death as Bury Your Gays is about the PATTERN of queer women being literally TEN TO ONE (yes, there are statistics) disproportionately likely to have narratives ending in tragedy over happiness, and the PATTERN of disproportionate levels of violence being done to black and other dark-skinned POC characters... No matter what the justifications there are for ONE death, within ONE particular story, it's always been bigger than that.

[daddy-issues-subscriber3]

Giving you Fair Warning

[shadeswift99]

I am 1 minute into Hermitcraft Season 10 and it's already a shambles. Mumbo sounds like he's going to cry doing the intro, Xisuma fell into lava, the two new guys didn't even finish getting introduced, this is going to be a great season <3

[things-arent-what-they-seem66]

FBI Agent x FBI Serial Killer Au

@fanofstuff01 @kittenfangirl20

Adam was so excited to start his first day with the FBI. He just graduated quanto and was ready to bring evil bastards to justice.

He signed in and got his ID. He went up and met with a woman named Charlie, she was very upbeat and happy. She reminds him of his sister Emily. She was the secretary there.

Charlie: Adam! Welcome, I'll get you introduced to your partner so that you can get right to it okay?

Adam: Alright let's do this.

She quickly showed him around as they went until they got to a door that had the name "Lucifer Morningstar" on it.

Charlie: Since you're new you'll be partnered with our best agent who also happens to be my father.

They went inside and sitting behind the desk was maybe the most handsome man Adam had ever laid eyes on. His face suddenly felt warm but he ignored it. It only got worse when Lucifer smiled at him.

Lucifer: Hey there! I'm special agent Morningstar, but you can call me Lucifer.

Adam: Special agent Kadmon, Adam though please.

They shook hands, Lucifer's grip was firm and warm.

[pratchettquotes]

'Look, I don't want to have to come in there and get you!' said Scattering with heartfelt accuracy.

Terry Pratchett, Unseen Academicals

[gigisweetpea]

It's gonna be one of those nights just so we're all aware

[lenle-g]

I WANNA DRAW THE BOIS

@ Thundebirds peeps: send me an excerpt of something you're writing, and I'll do you a quick fan art for it. Bonus points if it's got Soft!Bros or hurt/comfort bc you all know that's my jam extra bonus points if I don't have to draw their uniforms but I will if i have to XD

[justlt000]

[fairyspoonmummy]

I can’t even sleep. My head is pounding. I’ve been crying off and on for hours now. I’m so exhausted.

I don’t think I’ll ever understand how people can deal with chronic pain, chronic illness, all these chronic fucking issues, have doctors not give a fuck, not help you, and then you somehow just keep living? like how the fuck do you people do that? Like I’m losing my mind. How do you do that? Someone tell me something.

[will-grahams-tshot]

I’m having so much fun writing this trans Will fic but I keep needing to close docs to cool off for a moment.

If anyone wants to beta read once it’s finished ?? 👀👀

[renee-writer]

Just FYI, if you are a porn bot or just a regular only fans person, and you follow me, you will be blocked and reported. I ain't about that trash.

Fair warning.