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Geoff Ramsey and Jack Pattillo from the Fake AH Crew are moirails!

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Geoff Ramsey from Fake AH Crew / Achievement Hunter

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me: im a multishipper

me when seeing what other ppl ship: why is there stuff that is not my otp :[

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THANK YOU ACHIEVEMENT HUNTER FOR A DECADE WORTH OF ENTERTAINMENT AND AMAZING CONTENT! HERE’S FOR A DECADE MORE!

Also check out this awesome video by @duoachievement! It really shows how far they’ve come ;) 

[sorcererinthestars]

I've been doing some thinking about classic FAHC and I've been binging Leverage and I just wanted to sort of share my redefined ideas about the roles people have on the crew. It's much more blended than the original fahc where everyone had distinct roles. In the "new" FAHC: Geoff has sort of taken a back seat. He's around and still 100% has his fingers in the pie but Trevor is now the Mastermind of the organization. It's him who really plans the heists and really sits down to work them out. Trevor is also partially a frontman and mainly (in my head), their Thief. I see him in a pair of leather gloves to cover his (metaphorically) sticky fingers, smoothly talking to someone or stealing a keycard from their pockets. He's just as comfortable in the vents as he is directing the crew. Ky is also a huge protege with Trevor, working hard in the background to learn the job of the mastermind and producing a heist from start to finish.

Jack is still in the crew, of course, but has sort of taken a bit of a step back with Geoff. She's there to drive the getaway car but has left the more dangerous pieces with the younger crew, although she's still on hand to patch them up when they get themselves into Situations. She's the Getaway Driver and the Medic.

Michael is sort of the Head Dog in the Hitter pack, which encompasses Joe and Alfredo as well. Michael's a hands-on Brawler, down to fight, but also enjoys teaching the other two. Joe is also a Brawler, just gets in there, but Alfredo is sort adjacent as their Sniper. He's better from a distance, a sharp-shooter, although with Michael's influence he can get a bit fighty up front (where Trevor has to drag him back to the plan). What surprises them is how much Ky gets involved in the physical parts of the crew and how she ain't afraid to throw a punch. Of course, when needed, they can always count on Lil J to throw up and wreck shop when he's in town.

Gavin is their frontman and is their Grifter. He's the one that runs the longer cons, the one who can wear a million hats and pivot on a dime to charm even the most reluctant of Marks. He's left the hacking mainly to Matt, who acts as the main crew Hacker. He not only manages the basic hacking but is good with gadgets. BK also focuses mainly on being a secondary Grifter, providing the feminine energy to Gavin. The two can make a very deadly pair when set on crews together. BK is also a pretty powerful sharpshooter when she needs to be.

The thing about Lindsay is that they are truly still, as always, the Wildcard. Lindsay will brawl when they need to, they will grift and be incredible at it, putting on any voice and nailing it. They are very good at planning heists (especially when they need the element of surprise) and really can fit in any role. Ace of Spades, they are.

Thoughts?

[fakeahgems]

disclaimer: very old au

tw ryan is still in this au since this was created and worked on in like 2019 subject to edits

Info: Mostly based around an au of the fake ah crew and some of their minecraft series.

fahc gems:

Geoff- Rhodonite Jack- Larimar Ryan- Bloodstone Michael- Tourmaline Gavin- Yellow Pearl Jeremy- Overcooked Ametrine Ray- Ametrine Lindsey- Sunstone Meg- Cherry pearl Matt- iolite Alfredo green jade Trevor orange jade Fiona: Boulder Opal

[cornfields-and-bad-dreams]

For writing ideas, what about fahc geoff first meeting jack when she helps him get out of a botched robbery and that’s how they form a team?

So I finally got around to finishing this. It's probably not my greatest work but it's something.

Rating: Teen and up.

Warnings: Mention of blood and Knives.

Word Count: 1,100.

Jack wasn't entirely sure how she ended up working as a maid, but she did. Cleaning up after rich people was unbearable, her feet and back would ache after the long days spent working. The rich clientele were insufferable, these people obviously had never had to do anything for themselves, they would leave the biggest messes imaginable. On top of it all, they were assholes through and through, plus they didn't even pay well. Despite it all, a job is a job, and when you're in a city like Los Santos living ain't cheap, so any money Jack could get was greatly needed.

Jack woke up to the sound of her phone buzzing on the nightstand, checking the time her clock read 4:00 A.M. Groaning she reached over to see who it was. The contact photo for one of the houses she worked at greeted her on the screen.

"What now?" Jack sighed, not only was it early but it was supposed to be her day off.

Answering the phone Jack listened as the Lady prattled on about how they had a big party last night and were supposed to be heading for the airport soon so someone needed to clean the house, and if Jack would oh so kindly do it they'd pay her double the normal amount. Putting on a happy voice Jack agreed and asked when they'd like her to come in.

At 7 o'clock Jack got out of bed and by 8 she was at the house. Entering Jack was met with an unsurprising mess, the place was trashed and of course, it was her job to clean it. Starting in Jack began picking up and throwing away all the trash, she hadn't been at it very long when the sound of movement upstairs caught her attention. She was sure the lady had said no one was going to be home. Despite her better judgment, Jack proceeded up the stairs to the second floor in search of the source of the noise. Jack's first clue that something was horribly wrong was the sight of blood leading from one of the bedrooms to a bathroom. The sound of water soon drifted out from behind the almost but not quite closed door. Now Jack is not one to frighten easily and living in Los Santos had left her a bit desensitized to certain things, this shouldn't have been one of them but somehow Jack retained a calm composure and proceeded towards the door. Pushing it open Jack was met with a sight she hadn't expected. Leaning over the sink was a heavily tattooed man holding a towel against some sort of wound on his upper right arm. The man's head shot up at the sound of the opening door, his eyes were wild yet sunken, and his face seemed pale, overall the man looked rough. The man dropped the towel as he backed up away from Jack. Fishing a knife out of his pocket he slid it open and pointed it at her.

"Stay back, I don't wanna hurt you."

Jack threw her hands up and took a step back.

"Alright, I'm not gonna try anything."

The two of them stood there a moment in silence, the man seemed shaky, Jack wasn't sure if it was nerves or blood loss but either way, Jack knew that the situation was tense.

"Can I ask what you're doing here?" Jack spoke softly.

"I could ask you the same, wasn't supposed to be anyone here."

"I'm a maid, I got a call asking for me to come in today, supposed to be my day off but they offered double my usual fee. Now, you?"

The man let a breath out through his nose, the man's shoulders sank a bit as he seemed to relax. He still held the knife, but he brought it down to his side.

"It was supposed to be a quick job, in and out in less than an hour, grab whatever we could and bolt. Unfortunately, my partners had other plans. They shot me and left me here. No honor among thieves they say." The man looked at the gunshot wound. "It's just a flesh wound, so I guess I'm lucky in that regard."

Jack had lowered her hands and was playing with the bottom of her shirt nervously. She thought carefully about her words.

"Maybe you should sit down, you're not looking too good."

The man looked back up at her.

"What do you care?"

The question was more confused than suspicious.

"Fair question, I'd just hate to see you faint or something."

The man laughed lightly and nodded his head. He made his way over to the tub and sat down on the edge, Jack stepped forward into the bathroom more to keep eye contact with him.

"What's your name?" He asked.

"Jack, Jack Pattillo. You?"

The man waited a moment, thinking, before finally answering.

"Geoff Ramsey."

Jack nodded leaning against the sink.

"It's nice to meet you, unexpected, but nice."

Geoff laughed and finally put away the knife.

"Likewise. So, how's this gonna go? I take it you'll have to call the cops, and to be honest I'm not in shape to be making a run for it. You just want to talk until the cops get here?"

Jack gave a confused look and laughed.

"Who said anything about calling the cops? Honestly, I don't give a damn about you being here, the people who live here are fucking assholes and in my opinion, I'd find it very funny for them to get robbed."

"Really?" Geoff was surprised.

"Really. I don't see too much difference between you and me. We might have different ways of making money, but I'd bet we're in the same boat when it comes down to it."

"You are something special, you know that?" Geoff grinned.

"Thanks. Now, if you're still interested in getting something out of this, I know where they keep a bunch of expensive family heirlooms. He'll I'll drive ya where ever you wanna go too."

"You're serious?" Geoff was hesitant.

"Look, I'm not gonna turn ya in, and I'll probably get in trouble for that, so if I'm getting in trouble might as well go the whole mile."

Geoff stood up and threw his arm around Jack.

"Why don't you join me? I feel like I can trust ya, and I'm definitely in the market for a new partner. I got a feeling we could go far together."

Jack laughed and threw her arm around Geoff in return.

"Why not? I'm sick of being a maid."

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im doing a lazy animation of the fahc for art class and this is my fav bit yet :))

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, One genuine Geoff laugh!

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Immortal

Fakes through the decades

1921-2021

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Sometimes fahc Jeremy draws when they’re feeling stressed or bored and Geoff insists on putting every one of their drawings up on the fridge (no matter how much it embarrasses Jeremy)

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Fake AH Crew Twitter Account

“It’s the popular belief that the twitter account ‘@therealfakeahc’ is in fact actually managed by one of the infamous Fake AH Crew’s members, known as Supernova- however, due to aggressive countermeasures against tracking implemented by an anonymous third party, law enforcement and twitter officials have been unable to verify these claims.” 

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shit, i wasn’t gonna post here until tomorrow, but geoff just retweeted it, so here it is now!!!

this drawing meme made me crack up so much, and it reminded me of team og! i just had to draw them lmao

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All Work and No Sleep Makes Jeremy A Shaky Boy

Fic Summary: Jeremy had a fear of taking time off due to an awful past experience, but when he got too sick to help out, he knew that he had to. Luckily, his crew is there to help take care of him. Prompts: “You’re trembling.” “ I can take care of myself just fine.” “It’s three in the morning.” 

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Words in this chapter: 1081 Pairings: OT5, Jeremy/Everyone Warnings for this chapter: None

Notes: A rewrite of an old fic that was previously a prompt request. I know there’s way more members of the crew now, but I’m just so soft for OT5, and I’ve never really written it before so this was nice. 

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When Jeremy overworked himself, he always did his best to hide it. At the first job he’d ever had, he'd worked himself sick and took a day off. He was fired the next day not even ten minutes after walking through the door. That was the last time he ever took a sick day. He'd only been eighteen, and the fear of getting fired followed him into every job he had after that shitty grocery store gig. 

A little over a decade later, Jeremy was working a job he liked. In fact, he might even say that he loved it. But still, he had never taken a sick day, or a vacation, or even time to rest. He'd done heists running fevers and sporting broken bones, he’d stayed up for nearly twenty four hours doing prep work and scouting sites. Sure, there was no rest for the wicked, but surely even the devil himself took a day off. Not Jeremy, though. He was scared of losing his job again. Money was hard to come by for someone like him without one, and these people... He loved and cared for them so much, he didn’t want to let them down. Working hard was how he proved that love, but everyone had a breaking point.

It came after nearly 48 hours of no sleep, barely any food, and some dehydration as he stumbled out of his room. He’d been so focused on the job ahead that he’d forgotten to take care of himself. Normally he was able to at least do the bare minimum, but it had just slipped his mind. But even then, all that wasn't what was making him so shaky. "I... I can't do the job today." He took a pause as he tried to compose himself, swallowing hard and taking a deep breath and squeezing his eyes shut. "I don’t wanna let you guys down and I know you need me, but I can’t do it. I’m sorry."

There was a beat of silence, then: "What, you think you can just take a day off?!" Geoff cried, but he hadn’t turned around just yet. 

Oh boy, here it comes, Jeremy thought to himself as he braced for the dismissal he was certain he was going to receive. 

“Jeremy, we're criminals. You can't just 'take a day off' or whatever bullshit you’re trying to pul-...” Geoff turned around as he spoke, cutting himself off with his face softening from the ‘stern boss’ expression to one of pure concern the moment he laid eyes on Jeremy. “Oh, shit, Jer, you're trembling." He spoke as he moved, going over to the poor lad and feeling his forehead. "You're running a hell of a fever, too." How had he allowed Jeremy to get so sick? How had he not noticed? He was supposed to look out for his crew, and yet it was apparent he’d failed at that. 

"I'm fine, Geoff. I swear, I'm fine, I just need some rest. I'm sorry." His voice was shaking as much as his body was, and he was only able to relax when Geoff sternly told him to get some rest instead of telling him to pack his things and go.

Little did he know that plans for the day were halted, because Geoff could just tell that when he said he was fine that it was bullshit. Jack was now helping him make soup, and the rest of the lads were gathering up pillows and preparing to move a TV into Jeremy's room so they could have a movie marathon. Fortunately, he slept through the rather noisy installation.  

Bleary-eyed, Jeremy eventually woke up to the opening scene of Tangled and the two lads wrapping him up in blankets. "Wha-?" he asked, still too groggy to form actual thoughts. 

"The lads are here to help you relax!" Gavin cheered as he nestled himself into bed next to Jeremy, kissing his cheek before he tucked his face against his neck. Gavin’s breath was warm against his skin, and focusing on his rhythmic breathing worked like a charm to get him to relax. 

Michael tucked himself in on the other side of Jeremy, wrapping his arms around him and pulling him so that he was laying on his chest. "It's a movie marathon. Doctor's orders," he said, eyes fixed on the screen as Gavin draped an arm over his two boys.

He let himself soak up the affection for a few moments, before he remembered that there was a job today that they really needed to start getting ready for. They couldn’t be wasting their time hanging out in bed with him. "Guys, that's sweet," he started to say as he shifted to sit up, to get away from the boys, but they held him firmly in place. "But I can take care of myself just fine." 

Michael hummed skeptically, squirming a little to free his arm from between them and Gavin so he could feel Jeremy's forehead. His fever was still pretty bad even after his nap, not to mention how sweaty he was because of it. "Hmm... Nope, don’t think you can. You definitely need a doctor. Or four of them, specifically. Just don't question their medical licenses, got it?"

Gavin snickered and lifted his head to look at Jeremy, frowning a little bit when he didn't lay back down right away and kept trying to break free. He leaned in to kiss his cheek, cooing softly and taking hold of his shoulder to urge him to lay back down. "Relax, Jer," he murmured, "let us help you." The lad whined, but he realized there was no room for argument as Jack and Geoff quietly burst through the door and joined the cuddle pile, bowls of soup in hand for everyone, so he laid back down against Michael. 

Five bowls of soup and two movies later, Jeremy was dead asleep once again, though he wasn’t any less shaky. Regardless, he was happy to feel so loved and cared for, even when he'd been so scared. It made him feel so stupid now, though later Geoff would tell him his fears were justified, that what had happened to him was terrible, and he shouldn’t blame himself for not reaching out sooner. They were all just happy that he had at all. 

It was three in the morning when Jeremy's fever finally broke, and everyone just cuddled in closer, relieved that he was starting to feel better again. 

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what are your hcs for everyone's role in the crew? e.g. fredo is sniper, michael is demolitions etc.

Oooh!! My girlfriend and I were just talking about this actually! Here are the roles we think fit the best, though they aren't exactly very original:

- I totally agree with you on Michael and Fredo. Michael is exactly the guy you go to if you need pretty much anything to do with things that catch on fire or go boom, and I like to think he helps out when the group needs some good ol fashioned muscle

- Alfredo is absolutely 100% the sniper. Really he's perfect for any stealthy job whenever he gets serious, but he prefers to provide cover from a distance before rushing in later on to help his mates

- Trevor is all about heist planning and he helps on the financial/monetary end of things. Of course these are heavy and important tasks, so Gav, Jack, and Matt help him out whenever they can. I also really like the idea of him being one of the crew's medics

- Okay I will say one thing: Gavin is still the Golden Boy. Idc if its outdated or out of character, golden boy!gav is still my absolute favorite. So a bit of hacking and heist planning. I also like to think he's perfect as a distraction, interrogator, and overall team morale booster. Tbh he's pretty well rounded as long as he's not the one driving

- I've always loved pilot/driver!Jack, she's perfect for the job. Can get you from point A to point B to point C with class and expertise

- Matt is the crew's leading hacker. Sure Gav does some too, but I'd almost say he works under Matt. I like to think he also helps Treyco and Jack deliver orders through the crew's earpieces, but of course usually from further away like from inside a van parked a few blocks back (definitely also knows how to use a sniper, he just leaves it to Alfredo unless the job calls for it)

- Lindsay is the wildcard. Not exactly an "expert" at any specific thing, but great at anything that causes chaos and confusion. Explosions, random tear gas containers, they have it all. Just like Gavin though, I wouldn't let them drive-

- Jeremy is the muscle. Brute force is their game, and Rimmy is their name. I also like to think they're a driver/pilot of sorts, but they specialize in special vehicles that are more so used to cause destruction or to be a distraction

- Fiona, being the newbie, hasn't quite found her niche yet. But, she does have one thing: Rage. Get her fired up and watch her go. Bullets will fly and heads will roll. She's the perfect decoy; enemies expect to go against the Rookie but instead they get blown away by the Supernova.

- Bonus: Geoff works from the shadows now. He's still the head of the crew, but he's no longer the face of it. Orders go directly from him to Trevor. From the Kingpin to the New Boss.

My ask box is still open for fahc/minecraft AU asks!!

[sorcererinthestars]

For the AH asks!! 1, 3, 4, 6, 8, 17, 38, 44 and 51 (hope that's not too many to answer 😅)

Hahaha, love, no problem at all. It's like 2013 tumblr where I'm just doing all these ask games again.

How did you get into AH? I'm boring and got into AH through Rage Quit, like all of them! My current (kind of) partner had never really heard of AH and I was going back through with him last weekend, which made me remember the first ever AH video I ever watched was The Impossible Game Part Two. Swiss-fucking-cheese-god-damn-it was the phrase that hooked me lol. Went through all the rage quits and then into the minecrafts and then to the GTAs and now here we are.

Who was your favorite when you started? Immediately, Michael and Gavin as I was introduced to AH via Rage Quit and I loved their dynamic, like everyone!

Who’s your favorite now? Favorite is such a tricky word because I love them all for all sorts of different ways. My partner asked me the same question and I didn't really have an answer. Of course still Michael (and Gav, when he's around). I adore Matt. I really love Ky and BK and their interactions. I am obsessed with Dad Michael and Kid Joe dynamic. Last but certainly not least I love the Red Web boyos. I really do think Treh has the softest spot in my heart right now though.

Favorite ship? I am a ride or die OG OT5 girlie (Michael/Jack/Geoff/Gavin/Jeremy) even if it doesn't make sense with the current layout. FAHC isn't AH really, so it doesn't matter lol.

For new crew? I am a hardcore Alfreyo shipper and BK/Ky (what is their ship name...?)

Favorite AU?

I'm still such a slut for the FAHC, honestly. Although the new outlaw AU is super cute. I also have a huge thing for 7 Days, its one of my favorite games, and there's not a lot of 7 Days AU out there so a girlies gotta take what she can get.

Favorite experience meeting any of the crew?

This will be my 5th RTX, but one of the best experiences was meeting Michael after Theater Mode in like 2018. He was obviously stupidly tired and just wanted to go home but he stayed and chatted with everyone who lined up to take pictures with him. Me and my friend were one of the last ones and I was like "we don't have to get a photo, go home" and he was like "nah come here" and it was super sweet.

Also pulling Treh over for a photo and getting to say hi was awesome.

Poor Joe at RTX last year was just still so flabbergasted anyone ever wanted to meet him, he is such a sweet boy.

Double hugs from Ky and BK <3 <3 <3

Matt gives one of the best hugs I've ever had.

Jeremy was so happy I was shorter than him.

Not AH, but I met Greg Miller at PAX once and he came running over to ME to take a pic because I was in an AH hat and signed it huge so the real AH guys had to fight for the premium real estate lollllll

Favorite GTA mini-series?

Gotta say Criminal Masterminds despite the fact that I don't really feel comfy going back and rewatching it. Only series I've ever watched that I was literally on the edge of my seat. They gotta do something like that again.

Has AH ever inspired you?

AH inspired me to make the videos that I had on YouTube and because of them I have like 300 subs. I don't make them anymore but it was a really great time in my life. I haven't updated them though, so proceed with caution.

Any videos, series, podcasts, etc. You’d recommend to new fans?

My partner that I mentioned is just getting into AH so I'm trying my best to compile a good watch list for him. Survive Block Island is incredible. The 7 Days series is top notch. Weird Place. Haunter, if you don't mind a certain someone being in it. Red Web has my heart.

There's so much incredible content, even from 2021 onward. Binge. Enjoy. Smile. Laugh! <3