#fae mumbles

[eli-zab3th]

I hope everyone will experience the sheer joy of meeting someone who can seduce you by telling you about your mutual shared interests

[msfaeriearts]

Whenever someone mentions chatgpt my spite towards it and the need to write my own stories becomes stronger

[acrosstimeandspace]

i think it’s so funny for me that i refuse to acknowledge either of my n.aruto crushes they’re just sitting in the self till i get reminded of them once a week when my mom talks to me about the episodes of naruto she’s watching

[merakiui]

would you care to elaborate, lilia? :)

[hijinxinprogress]

Coffee addict Never sleeps Tim drake ❌ 

Solving cases in his sleep off 87 energy drinks Tim Drake ✅

The coffee addict never sleeps perpetually tired Tim Drake thing is a widely accepted headcanon however that was elementary school tim but after he stayed up for a week straight subsisting entirely on coffee to decipher the bat weekly patrol schedule and how it aligns with rogue attacks/Arkham breakouts, he crashed then when he woke up it was fucking wednesday so he missed his chance to commemorate his discovery with pictures of Robin and he decided that shit would never happen again and made himself an ‘efficient’ sleep schedule so he could run around doing fuck shit, add to his robin shrine, and stay on honor roll bc he was even more pissed to see the gotham gazette had pictures of Robin with an on site interview credited to Vicki Vale (listen bowl cut tim had a one sided beef with vicki vale that included tim judging who gets better pics of the bats but she isn’t even aware that she’s competing with a whole ass child 😭 he’s sitting at the table with a mug of orange juice and looks at the newspaper snorts and goes ‘fucking amateur I could do better’) 

Regularly unsupervised tiny businessman in training Tim ‘Ten hours of uninterrupted sleep?? That’s so inefficient not to mention fucking stupid’ Drake is so pissed he missed getting shots of Robin dropkicking a rogue from 6 six stories up (for absolutely no reason dick just thinks it’s fun) that he just takes at least 3 hour naps every eight hours 😭 he refuses to spend almost half a day sleeping ‘for no reason when he could be doing something productive’ 

And he still does this as a bat but it’s just easier to tell if he didn’t take his nap bc he has less than zero impulse control and he’s just fucking done with everything like the gcpd is terrified bc tim’s saying shit like ‘This guys a fucking moron, I could’ve done this in half the time without killing anyone fucking loser doesn’t he know if you keep them alive you can prolong the torture?’ and ‘you’re like all hysterical and for what 🤨 ‘you blew up 83% of Bristol waah’ stfu and fucking rebuild it?? It’s only rich mfs that live there, it’s just a matter of them opening their fucking wallets’ once a new recruit made the mistake of asking if robin had adult supervision regularly and Tim responded with ‘well if you’re gonna snitch to cps like a little bitch then yeah’ and that cop did snitch so tim fucking doxxed him

Yj has just accepted that sometimes they will find tim in an air vent, on the roof, in one of their closets, or something just fucking knocked out then an alarm will go off and he’ll just get up like nothing happened but for the first couple of months they were probably concerned bc ‘I’ve never seen you sleep?? wtf are you on man’ and Tim’s confused bc ‘I slept next to you this morning wdym??’ and that’s how yj discovers tim sleeps with his eyes open

But one of the worst things about Tim’s ‘time efficient sleep schedule’ nonsense is that it fucking works he’s one of the most well rested and coherent bats even after back to back Arkham breakouts however the absolute worst thing about his sleep schedule is the likelihood of going into the cave and seeing tim staring in a daze but wide eyed yet somehow never blinking at the batcomputer with 57 tabs open on top of being unresponsive and thinking he has a fucking concussion or he’s been replaced but he’s just doing case work while muttering nonsense in his fucking sleep for some reason

[angrelysimpping]

what would briar bailey eden and remy do if they found a fairy pc

oh my god SO

Contents: bodily harm; farm shit; Eden being the fucker we all know and love; dubcon; probably noncon tbh

standard "Fairy"

small

tiny

oh so little

wings

Bailey

weird

fuck it, they don't care, not really

just wants to figure out how to make money off the situation

otherwise, they couldn't give a shit

are there more of these fuckers? do they have to, like, call pest control or something?

Briar

oh interesting

they're sure they can use you in the brothel

surely there's some perverts out there willing to pay a pretty penny to see something like you, maybe even try to fuck something like you

and you're oh so tiny, can you really fight anyone off?

don't think they're not above clipping your wings

Eden

rip fairy pc

threatens to clip your wings a lot, will do it

this fucker will rip your wings off if you keep leaving them

doesn't like you leaving the cabin, like, at all

will okay you going into the clearing around their cabin after a while but keeps an eye on you

has to really like you to even bother with keeping you, tbh

a lot of work goes into keeping your tiny ass safe and Eden has a lot on their plate already

Remy

Alex's Farm

lol

the fuck is this?

they're going to have their men target you during raids

crush you literally

Farm

lol

also tries to make money off you

you produce fairy dust like tinker bell from the disney version of peter pan? prepared to get shaken up every night

tries to cow-ify you

fairy cow, cute

would like to keep you in like, a jar on their person, i think?

show you off, yknow?

this could be my wishful thinking, though

def has Harper look over you

keeps you quarantined for a while from the other farm goers, just in case

also a wing clipper

Riding School

what???

no, they're not teaching you???

go away????

you're gonna get crushed and they're not dealing with that mess

The Fae

can't lie

can't touch iron

shouldn't accept their gifts

doesn't like being told "thank you"

name stealer

Bailey

oh, they do not wanna get near you

tries not to interact with you as much as possible

wears iron

fuck you

they don't want to deal with fae contracts and they're doing their best not to

but, well, they will if they can make a good bit of money off it

but they're not enjoying it for a single second

Briar

tbh, i think they'd like it

they like trying to outwit you, make loopholes for themself

wants you to work at the brothel, of course

pretty thing like you, you'll attract crowds

doesn't mind too much if you trick customers but don't drag them and the brothel into it

you make a contract with a customer? you take their name? well, that's on them

don't steal their money tho

Eden

knows a good deal about the fae

careful around you, wears iron for a long time until they trust you

this does not stop them from fucking you, btw. iron chain across their neck burning against your skin as it hangs down while Eden is on top of you, iron rings stinging against your thighs where their fingers squeeze

keeps iron across the doors and windows until they trust you, too

Remy

also knows a bunch about the fae

Alex, Eden, and Remy know the most about the fae, i think

not in that order

mmmm

Eden and Remy might be tied, but maybe Eden a little over Remy

then Alex

(maybe Sydney after that, from reading purely though, they don't believe any of it)

Alex's Farm

oh, fuck you

hates having to deal with you

doesn't want to even talk to you

again, has their men target you during raids

they want you out of the picture, asap

Farm

breaking in cattle speed run

don't fucking talk to them

will lose their shit if you escape

wears iron

has iron around your stall

so pleased if you become an obedient beastie

your milk is so sweet, so thick and creamy

the best of the best

might keep you extra close to them, just in case

Riding School

no

wants to refuse service

can't figure out a polite way to do so

lets you in as a student but tries to keep their interactions with you to an absolute minimum

[the-kr8tor]

Guys, guys! Listen I've been having this brainrot for a few days and I think I'm ready to share it! It's perfect for another Halloween fic!

Imagine pirate captain! Hobie who only plunders the rich to give to the needy (like robin hood but on the sea) his crew consists of the atsv cast, (miles, pav, gwen maybe even some ttn casts in there) and then there's the reader, who craves adventure on the sea but couldn't because she's a woman and women are bad luck when sailing the sea. But then she sees Gwen and goes wait a minute, that's allowed?

She sneaks inside the boat as a stowaway then somebody finds her tucked inside a barrel lol there's gonna be sea monsters and the navy will be after them too!

This is what happens when I happen to watch the last voyage of the Demeter thinking it'll be like iwtv lmao

Send me your thoughts if you want me to write something like this!

[lets-try-some-writing]

I wonder why Alpha Trion's realm in your Far fic made Megs more sharp looking and the roam looking so ominous with the red and chains? And since it's said that the relics are hungry for something to feed on, I'm already looking at the Matrix of Leadership. 👀

You are referring to Whims of the Fae? Things will be explained as the fic progresses. It is my less serious work where I have fun messing with lore as much as physically possible, so it is progressing slowly. However, that's a good thought regarding the Matrix! Not totally right, but close!

[snowbellecafe]

snowbellecafe -> appleteabun

please like if you see!

[flutterqueer]

🌷 、Hello ! I am Faeya ou Aida , I used to be transhaunted, otomebaby & jiraiqueer! I am the main facet of a mainly anti system, so My activity may fluctuate.

🌷 、I am sapphillean, transneufem, gardeneuria, dandelionic, faeish & a lesbian ! I don't use very many transids, only transspecies faries, trisplural, & transpeaceful.

🌷 、I have a minor typing quirk as you may notice! I do not mind translating if asked kindly.

🌷 、Please leave Me out of discourse! I'd love to have some dear mutuals <2

[mumblesplash]

gotta say as an artist it’s super validating to see the things ai art can’t seem to get right. cutting edge of modern image generating technology and it still has sameface syndrome and keeps fucking up the hands

source here

[msfaeriearts]

So this is how my last two days have been going:

I can’t login to my Instagram account.

Its not like I can’t change my password or forgot it; hell I know my email/phone number/and username plus password. It just won’t let me in.

Instagram is supposed to send you a SMS text message security code and when it did (we’ll come back to this) I would punch in the code and it would say “something went wrong, please check the code and try again”. To which, I did; and it still wouldn’t work. I did this multiple times and even waited two hours before trying again

Eventually I stopped getting the texts and emails to help me login (told you we’d come back)

To make matters worse; when you set up two step authentication; apparently they give you a backup code to use…. Which either I never got or maybe never wrote down (which is more likely..)

So for the time being I’m stuck out of my Instagram account; I’ve already gone through my stages of grief with this (cried a bunch the first day but it was also bc of family stress and Instagram was the tipping point) and I’m at the reluctant-acceptance stage. If I lose this account it’s not the end of the world but I’m not happy about it.

Its not like I lost my PC or iPad with all my work on it; It’s one social media account and I have others.

But yeah, I’ll be pretty much dead on my Instagram for a while if you follow me there

TD:DR/ I’m “locked” out of my Instagram account bc Instagram won’t send me the SMS security codes or emails.

[acrosstimeandspace]

hi all!! i’m thinking about opening up commissions over the summer and i’m putting up a poll to check for interest! also putting some recent art as examples below the cut.

likely i think i’d do oc design/concept commissions alongside more reg stuff!

[merakiui]

they knew what they were doing.

[dolce-tenebra-toscana]

The feeling when your old self is trying to come back stronger than before with the pastel, coquette, angel, pink, sunshine and rainbows aesthetic ( that you somehow miss ) but your actual self is fighting back with chains, chokers, neon jackets and cold attitude cause you are afraid of being vulnerable again....

Am i lying to myself? Do i want to go back? And why am i having this existencial crisis while i'm cooking dinner?

[the-kr8tor]

Kinda wanna do a Scary/creepy Fic for Halloween 👀