#fable of the family

[scottpaladin]

FotF spoilers

One of the few times I wish this wasn't a podcast and instead a visual medium

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caught being Worm-pilled on main

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Fable of the Family Homework

This Friday marks the beginning of Fable of the Family, a mini-series in three parts written and edited by our own @scottpaladin. As this series is a continuation of four seasons, we have prepared a playlist to catch you up in case you missed something

[insomniphic]

I like to think that it was really hard for Telemachus to consider Odysseus as his father despite all of the years he's been titling him as one. It's easier to trust that someone gone will come back, than to actually believe and envelope the fact that they're here.

[goblinfables]

golden flowers

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Narcissist Cookbook is on y'all's required reading, by the way.

I just want to let you know that I put a couple of references to "Not Entirely Alone" in an episode of an upcoming audiodrama miniseries and I still routinely get comments from my actors about the emotional damage (affectionate) I did making them listen to that track. So good job!

hell yeah babyyy, we break our friends

[hana-bobo-finch]

drops this here and runs away ok bye

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the fact that the nightingstar/ghaae family have two small children in their house (if you count cari) and i have yet to see any bluey aus is disappointing. what are you all doing out here

[sunnyaliceart]

Team Snakemouth

Various bug sketches of the best bug adventure team. I really love these bugs!

[weepingtalecowboy]

Legend as echoes of wisdom link lol but confusing

Fanfic prompt : after Linked universe he decided to go visit Nayru and the other oracles again and then seeing the harp of ages

Realized how he can help Hyrule

Because if the harp can let him travel back several centuries then why not go forward

Because that way he can stop ganon from being revived and Hyrule can maybe travel back with him

He and then travels forward in time and then tries to orientate himself about where the hell he even is… then he sees the riffs through time and assumes that dark link has to learn his lesson again and goes in

He doesn’t appreciate the void for taking his voice… he kind of needs it to figure out where the heck Hyrule is because this one certainly looks too colorful to be the same one Hyrule is from… at least not in the next decades or so

Forests still need to grow after all but good for him that he succeeded eventually

Then he meets lueberry and they figure something out to go create the sword out off the crystal Legend dragged out of ,… hell he supposes

The cloak is cool though

So legend goes beefing with the random copies… so unoriginal of dink to go around and summon even more black blooded monsters or something

Well at least he now has the ability to use gps to find out where the next portal appears

And at some point finds out this Hyrule's Zelda is kidnapped and it sucks but maybe a new link will spawn or something

Then he and ganon get to beef ,,and surprisingly ganon remembers him (talking about the importance of friendship lol )

He then gets sent back to the void but manages to free the new Zelda

Then he at some point finds a random ugly ball thing… man, dink really down graded

He finds it with the club he found chases after it then goes and blocks it before the new Zelda …Nelda can go get kidnapped again

Then legend gets Zelded and now knows how much it must have sucked for fable and Nelda

…he only wanted to go visit Hyrule why must it always be an adventure

He will blame him for it later

He also gets the triforce of courage back while Zelded

Then Nelda is back…but it’s two Neldas now

He then gets freed by one after …she copies (?) a bunch of .. beds (?) and kills the other one

Well , let’s hope it’s the good one who kills the other one he always had problems with Hilda

Then he fights an eldritch abomination and uses the ..prime energy (?) to go restore Hyrule

And his voice is back so the first thing he does is ask , “hey , what’s the date and where the fuck am I .?”

He is surprised when the king turns out not to be an asshole

And fucks off into the RIGHT time promising everyone to stay in contact via the post man

Hyrule wakes up to “I fought the embodiment of nothingness and got vored to visit you be fucking grateful”

He is more confused than he was happy about his brother's return

[fablexdreams]

Rip Ben Finn, you would have loved eating cereal at 3am.

Rip Page, you would have loved debate club.

Rip Walter Beck, you would have loved the found family trope.

Rip Jasper, you would have loved the Scrub Daddy.

Rip Reaver, you would have loved red carpets and glambots.

Rip Sparrow, you would have loved a fucking break.

Rip Theresa, you would have loved The Sims.

Rip Logan, you would have loved Lexapro.

Rip HoBW, you would have loved pop music.

[scottpaladin]

Elegy for Amity (Fable of the Family Theme)

This season, instead of doing a few disparate episodes, I put my whole ass into making a single three and a half hour story that spans a hundred years. It's called Fable of the Family and i'll be hitting the feed in late May. And it gets its own theme song, Elegy for Amity, to the tune of an old swedish folk song, with lyrics by me, vocals by one of my amazing actors, Lindsay Zana, and an arrangement by Amy Young. Should be on all the streaming sites at the end of the week.

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Beyond This Place of Wrath and Tears (Fable of the Family, part 3)

Content Warnings Mentions of Parental Abuse, eating-related misophonia triggers**

You've got monsters in your past; so do we all. I've looked into the eyes of people who were not people on the inside. Saw what that kind of creature does when it had power over others. And I tell you this: every second spent raging against the damage they do is a second wasted.

Long ago, in the further straining fleet, Amity Archer forges a something new out of the wreckage.

Now, in a Family Fleet renewed, Etianne Toraswife faces a world of new responsibilities.

Sometime ahead, Etta Hanksin follows a path into a new life with the Family.

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The Cast

Etianne Toraswife is voiced by Christina McClain

Yuri Eviesfather is voiced by Scott Paladin

Grey Linkskin is voiced by Vic Collins

Rondo Largesson is voiced by John Kennard

Ekrem Hobb is voiced by Kale Brown

Etta Hankskin is voiced by E Marie Davis

Dingo Navia is voiced by Kirsty Woolven

Amity Archer is voiced by Lindsay Zana

Link Greyskin is voiced by Kasha Mika

Sister-to-All is voiced by Lyssa Jay

Chief Wren is voiced by Mel Nichols

This episode was written, directed, and edited by Scott Paladin. It was transcribed by Arielle Click.

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Click here for the episode’s script.

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The Fable of the Family theme was arranged by Amy Young, with lyrics by Scott Paladin, and is performed by Lindsey Zana and the Void Chorus

And join us tonight for our live-listen premier at 6pm Pacific.

[arlo-rose]

I don’t have an explanation for this just that I’ve been obsessed with calico critters/sylvanian families since I was like 6 and me and @knightcharlotte were in vc unsupervised so…

Fable SMP characters as calico critters/sylvanian families:

Aax: floater seal family

Addie: Midnight cat family

Arisanna(+ the allays): Puddleford duck family

Athena: Maple cat family

Bruin: Porridge bear family

Caspian: Brushwood shiba family

Centross: Alpine snow leopard family (but maybe make it black so it’s a regular panther?)

Easton: McBurrows mole family

Fenris: Husky family (but make them darker colors too?)

Galahad: Soyokaze cat family

(I love these ones sm they’re so cute)

Haley: Fisher cat family

Icarus: Tuxedo cat family (I’m still debating about this one they were tricky)

Momboo: Walnut squirrel family

Ocie: Cove otter family

Rae: Flora rabbit family(but with darker colors maybe?)

(Am I biased cause these ones are my favorites and I really wanted Rae to be a rabbit? Absolutely yes)

Seven: Gray cat family

Ulysses: Splashy otter family

Ven: Slydale fox family

Will: Penguin family

Thank you for coming to our ted talk :D

[moocfitab]

Raises hand

Vaeh howls with Aax and Fenris