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[msmercury84]

"I Double Dare You" "The Guarneres Reminisce About the Peeping Tom of Aldebourne"

*Author's note: This story came from my imagination. Warning: Small scene with smut.*

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One autumn evening in 1945, as Bill and Leigh were seated on the couch listening to the radio, lyrics from one song made Leigh laugh. She told him,

"That reminds me of Aldebourne. Honey, do you remember the peeping tom that had the village in a bit of an uproar?" Guarnere chuckled,

"I sure do, Baby. That's (he pronounced the word as "dats") when I thought he was spyin' on us the day we had the picnic."

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Training was over for the day on a Friday in May, 1943. The men of Easy Company were looking forward to having a much needed break the following day.

Since the men knew in advance about their day off, Leigh planned a picnic for herself and Bill. She made sandwiches from homemade Italian sausage and homemade bread. She found some onions and garlic in the farmers' market in the village that would be cooked with the sausage.

Bill bought a good, relatively inexpensive bottle of red wine from Andrew Herriott, the owner and bartender of The Blue Boar. Leigh improvised a primitive type of antipasto from vegetables and some ham that was sold in the farmers' market. She also had a few apples and some freshly baked pizzelles.

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One month before the picnic, American servicemen stationed in the Aldebourne area, the girls they dated and a few residents of the village became concerned about a peeping tom.

A soldier from Dog Company and his date thought that someone was spying on them. One week later, the same thing happened to a soldier from Charlie Company and his date. Both couples had been enjoying each other's company in a secluded pasture on a country lane.

On both occasions, when the men looked around the pasture, there was no sign of a peeping tom. The young women refused to go out with the soldiers again until the peeping tom was apprehended. The servicemen who had to wait until the suspect was nabbed by the village constable were extremely eager for this person to be caught.

Two local sisters, the Taylors, sold their parents' farm after the deaths of their mother and father. They moved into a stone cottage not far from Leigh's and Melissa's house in the village. Both women were in their early 30s and were attractive and shapely with brown hair and blue eyes.

One evening, as the eldest sister, Jean, was locking the front door, getting ready to go to bed, her younger sister, Ava, was in her downstairs bedroom. Ava preferred to sleep with the window open for fresh air. She kept the blind pulled halfway down the window for privacy.

Standing with her back to the window, Ava removed her clothing and put on a nightgown. She was planning to put her clothes into a hamper that was close to her bed when she heard the sound of footsteps outside her window.

Ava thought that someone was walking home from one of the pubs and thought nothing of the incident. She placed the clothes in the hamper and was on her way to turning off the light in her room when she froze in her tracks.

The sound of heavy breathing was unmistakable and it seemed to be outside her window. Ava went to a closet and got out her father's shotgun, sticking the barrel out of the open window. She startled Jean by shouting,

"Get away from here, you pervert or I'll shoot your bollocks (balls) off!" The sound of heavy footsteps walking away relieved Ava. Jean came into her room, asking,

"Did you see who it was? Are you OK?" Jean learned that Ava didn't see the heavy breather and that she was unharmed.She told her younger sister,

"Good job you have Father's gun and you know how to use it. I don't think we need to worry about being bothered again. Even if this peeping tom isn't in his right mind, he isn't mad (crazy) enough to risk losing his bollocks." Jean went to her bedroom and both women were soon asleep.

Early the next evening when Bill arrived for supper, Jean introduced herself and said that she was coming to speak to Leigh. Guarnere opened the door for her, telling Leigh,

"Sweetheart, Miss Taylor, the lady from next door want to talk wit'ya." Leigh welcomed Jean into the house and asked her to have a seat in the living room. She offered her visitor a cup of tea and Jean accepted it. After Leigh made the tea and brought in a tray with cups, milk, the tea pot, and napkins, she served her guest, herself and Bill some tea. She told her neighbor,

"I'm sorry that I don't have lemon slices and sugar. Lemons are hard to find and sugar rationing is taking its toll." Taylor smiled, commenting,

"It's fine. We've the same situation at our house and we're all doing our bit for the war effort." She took her tea with a small amount of milk. Guarnere and Spencer preferred their tea without milk.

Jean told Bill and Leigh about her sister's experience with the peeping tom and asked the couple if they had heard or seen anything the previous evening.

Both Guarnere and Spencer said that they noticed nothing out of the ordinary. Leigh told Jean,

"We were listening to the radio. Sorry, the wireless, and the blinds were down, so we didn't see anything." Then, Jean laughed, telling them what her sister said to the stranger outside her window. Leigh laughed and Bill asked,

"No disrespect intended, but what are ya callin' 'bollocks'" Jean slightly blushed,

"It's male anatomy, two, erm...items." Bill laughed as he realized what Jean meant.

"I'm not laughin' at ya, Miss Taylor, I never heard 'em called that name before. You ladies ain't got nothin' to worry about. A man doesn't wanna lose important parts like that."

"That's what I told my sister."

"I'll keep an eye on your place. If you ladies ever need help, just call Leigh an' I'll be glad to help ya." Spencer wrote down the telephone number and handed it to Jean. She thanked Bill and Leigh, then left while she could still have enough light to feel safe walking outside. Guarnere offered to walk her home if she was scared, but Jean assured him that she was fine.

The following day, news of the heavy breathing outside the neighbor's window made its way through the village. Colonel Sink decided to send a few servicemen to help patrol the village with the constable. The soldiers who were denied recreation with their girlfriends until the peeping tom was caught eagerly volunteered.

One month later, the colonel decided to discontinue the servicemen's patrolling of the village. The constable and Sink thought that the peeping tom was discouraged from his activities due to the inclusion of soldiers who were being trained to fight in the war.

The following weekend, one soldier and his girlfriend were sitting under a tree near a rural property lined by a fence and some trees. While the couple began to remove a few items of each other's clothing, the young woman heard someone walking near the fence line that was obscured by trees.

She looked up and was startled to see a shock of red hair. Then, she noticed brown eyes gazing back at her. She screamed and her boyfriend immediately put on his uniform shirt. He told her,

"Stay here, I'm gonna teach this guy a lesson he won't forget." As the young woman buttoned her blouse and tucked it into her skirt, the soldier walked toward the fence, loudly saying,

"Clear out of here, buddy, or you're asking for trouble." He heard the sound of someone walking away from the fence line. By the time the soldier climbed over the fence, there was no sign of the peeping tom, only cattle standing in the field.

His girlfriend was in no mood to return to their previous activities and she insisted upon going home. As they walked to the village she said,

"He must have been very short because his eyes looked to be at the level of a child." Her boyfriend replied,

"He was probably bending over to peer through the leaves." Word soon spread throughout the area that the mysterious "peeper," the name given by the residents of the village, was a "ginger" (red hair), having unkempt, long hair and brown eyes.

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On the day of the picnic, Leigh packed the food into a large basket along with cloth napkins, two plates, two wine glasses and a medium sized blanket. She wore a red day dress, along with the usual undergarments, stockings and a pair of low heeled black pumps commonly called 'flats.'

Spencer brushed her hair, touched up her make up and reapplied her red lipstick. Bill soon arrived with the bottle of red wine. He insisted on carrying the large picnic basket. They left the cottage and held hands as they walked on a road leading from the village to a secluded country lane.

Neither Bill nor Leigh had been in this area before. She told him that the lane reminded her of home.

"If this is where ya wanna have the picnic, Sweetheart, it's fine wit' me. Let's look for a nice, quiet spot in case we wanna get up to somethin' later."

"In case we want to get up to somethin'? Are you falling out of love with me already, Sergeant Guarnere?" Bill noticed the impish twinkle in her eyes and he grinned.

"Ain't no danger o' that happenin', Baby. You got my heart for eternity. I love seein' ya in red. You look good enough to eat."

"Is that a promise? " she slightly blushed before adding, "I mean the part about 'eating.'" Guarnere had a wicked grin as he said,

"Oh, I guarantee it. You ain't the only one enjoyin' it. You taste so damn good!"

"Bill, not so loud, a farmer might be working close by."

"I'm tellin' the truth. 'course I don't wanna encourage somebody to watch us. Sorry 'bout that. I'll try to keep it down so everybody don't know our business."

"Thanks, Honey. You're very good at that...you know what I mean."

"You bet I know!" She laughed,

"Smart ass." They walked past a small house with a gate surrounding it. After passing the house, they went around a curve in the lane and found an ideal spot for the picnic and privacy.

An isolated pasture with three large trees was a short walk from the road. The pasture was lined on three sides of its perimeter by trees instead of fences.

Someone must have owned the pasture because the grass wasn't tall and choked with weeds. Bill looked around to see if there was a farm house tucked away within sight of the pasture.

He didn't see a house close by and he decided that this area had enough privacy for a picnic and some erotic activity. Bill and Leigh walked toward the trees in the center of the pasture.

They decided to sit under a large oak tree that was flanked by two other oak trees. A gentle breeze was blowing and they sat in the shade after they spread the blanket on the ground.

Leigh unpacked the picnic basket, setting out the food, plates, silverware, napkins and two wine glasses. Bill got the bottle opener and the bottle of red wine out of the basket. He opened the wine bottle and poured some wine in each glass.

Then he grinned as he noticed the sandwiches.

"Homemade bread an' homemade Italian sausage. It smells great! You're one hell of a good cook." He stopped himself from saying what he thought, "You'll be a perfect wife, Sweetheart" Bill didn't think it was the right time to propose to Leigh. Although he was fairly sure that she would agree to marry him, he thought it best to wait and find out how she really felt about marriage.

Leigh got out a dish with a small lid and opened it,

"I made a kind of makeshift antipasto from your mom's recipe. I hope it turned out OK."

Guarnere got a fork and put some of the antipasto on his plate. He sampled it.

"This reminds me o' Ma's cookin'. You done a good job wit' this, Baby." Leigh was pleased that he liked the side dish. They enjoyed the sandwiches and they casually talked while they ate their lunch.

Leigh got out a small box and opened it.

"How about a few pizzelles, Honey? I feel guilty about lying to our neighbor about no sugar due to rationing, but I wanted you to have some pizzelles. If you don't feel like having cookies I brought apples, too." Bill got two cookies out of the box,

"Well, ya did ration it. Don't worry about it, Sweetheart. I know ya don't go around lyin' about everythin'. Thanks for makin' the cookies for me. You're spoilin' me, Sweetheart. Ya shouldn't have gone to so much trouble."

"It was no trouble at all. I like to make your favorite dishes." She laughed at Bill sneaking another cookie out of the box.

"Eat as much as you want. I won't slap your hand if you want another cookie."

"I gotta keep my cookie swipin' in good shape for when we get back home. It's kind of a joke wit' me an' Ma. When I was a kid, she wanted to make sure everybody got equal amounts o' food.

Pizzelles have always been my favorite. I'd eat two of 'em real fast. When Ma wasn't lookin', I'd swipe a few more. One time, when I was real little, Maria an' Teresa watched me me to keep me from gettin' into the cookies.

I started cryin' 'cause I wanted another cookie. They felt sorry for me, an' they said,

'Oh, the poor baby! He must be hungry.' Then they each gave me half a pizzelle. I made out like a bandit an' I showed those dirty (he pronounced the word as 'doity') rats. I was smart, like a fox." Leigh giggled at the story.

"How many times did that work for you?"

"Just a couple o'times. Ma got a real kick out o'it, so I didn't get in trouble." He noticed that her glass was empty.

"Would ya like a little more o' the wine?"

"Yes, just a little bit. It's really good."

"The guy at The Blue Boar said this was a nice red wine. It ain't bad. I think I'll have a little more, too." Guarnere poured the wine. He leaned back against the tree. Leigh moved back to sit with him and Bill put his arm around her shoulders.

They sipped the wine and relaxed, enjoying the sunshine and the peaceful pasture. When they finished the wine, Bill decided to recline on the blanket. He rested his head on Leigh's lap.

She stroked his hair and had her arms around him. Guarnere reached up and gently pulled her close for a kiss. The kiss quickly deepened and he sucked the tip of her tongue into his mouth.

Bill reluctantly broke off the kiss,

"Stretch out beside me, Baby. It'll be easier than bendin' down to kiss me. He moved aside and Leigh lay beside him. Guarnere put his arms around her and the kissing resumed.

They enjoyed the slow, sensual kisses. Leigh sighed into Bill's mouth as his tongue explored her mouth.

Guarnere moved his hands down to Spencer's hips, pulling her as close to him as possible. He paused to kiss her eyelids, then he gently nipped at her ear before kissing her neck.

Bill loved the little gasp from Leigh when his lips touched the soft skin on her neck. He unbuttoned the top button of her day dress, kissing every inch of exposed skin as he unbuttoned the next button on her dress.

Leigh was caressing Bill's back, loving the feeling of his lips on her skin.

"If you keep this up, I'll be tempted to strip off everything and ask you to make love to me. We've never done it outdoors." Guarnere found the idea extremely arousing.

"I love the way you're kinda wild. Sweetheart, I don't wanna disappoint ya, but I didn't bring anything' wit' me for protection, 'cause I wasn't sure if ya would wanna make love outdoors."

"You're not disappointing me, Bill. I'm sure we can think of something. How about I do what you promised to do for me? I enjoy it, and I need to practice so I can be good at pleasing you that way."

"Only if ya really wanna do it, Baby. I don't want ya to think ya have to do that."

"I love all of you, and you taste pretty damned good, too."

"Then, I'm all yours. Do whatever ya want wit' me. Seems like I was gettin' ready to do somethin'..." He moved down and started to slowly trail kisses up Leigh's leg, moving her dress up a little.

Bill repeated the same actions on her other leg and Leigh felt herself becoming wet. She moved her dress up above her knees.

"Looks like my angel is tellin' me to move a little faster." He chuckled before kissing his way to her thigh. Leigh opened her legs slightly to accommodate him. Bill lowered his voice for only Leigh to hear,

"I think my beautiful baby is already nice an' wet. I'm gonna enjoy takin' those panties off so I can taste you." He moved her dress up further and licked the silk fabric between her legs.

" Baby, you taste good!" Bill sucked her silk covered clit.

"Oh, my God! That feels wonderful." Guarnere continued sucking her clit. A few minutes later, Leigh came. Bill enjoyed her sounds of passion. He began to remove her panties.

Suddenly, she heard the sounds of heavy footsteps near the line of trees in front of them. Keeping her voice down, she told him,

"Somebody is on the other side of those trees." Bill turned away, to rearrange himself in his trousers to hide the sign of his arousal and swore under his breath. Leigh quickly pulled her dress down to cover herself.

"Where did ya hear the noise, Baby?" She pointed to the trees closest to them. Bill looked in the direction she was pointing, keeping his voice low as he told her,

"I don't wanna scare ya, but I see some brown eyes an' red hair. That guy almost has hair in his eyes. He must be a nut. No wonder he's watchin', no girl would go out wit' somebody lookin' that bad. I know one thing, his peepin' days are over!"

He got up and quietly approached the area where the peeping tom stood. Leigh followed behind him, not feeling afraid since Bill was with her. She was angry that the peeper spied on them and she was ready to give him a piece of her mind.

Bill used a type of hand signal that was becoming second nature to him. He had his right hand, palm down, pushing in a downward motion.

"What does that mean?"

"It means stand down, stay back. Sorry, Baby, we've been learnin' all sorts o' hand signals lately." All at once, a large tongue appeared from behind a branch. Bill replied,

"What the hell...?" Leigh started laughing,

"It's a cow!"

She moved a small branch and revealed the face of a bovine absorbed in eating a few leaves. Leigh quickly looked down, wanting to see the underside of the animal so she would know if it was a cow or a bull. Bill told her,

"I see horns on that thing. It's a bull. I may be from the city, but I know bulls are dangerous. We gotta get movin'!"

"Cows can have horns, too. I looked at its undercarriage, so to speak, and I saw udders. You're right, bulls aren't something to mess with. If I'd seen something else, I would've kicked off these shoes so I could run faster and told you to run like hell." She looked at the cow, still munching on leaves,

"I wonder if this is the local peeper. Think about it, the cow has shaggy red hair and brown eyes. It walks with a sort of heavy step and sometimes cows sound as if they're doing some heavy breathing."

"You might be on to somethin', Sweetheart. It makes sense. No wonder nobody saw the guy when they went lookin' for him. A cow standin' in a field ain't an unusual sight around here. How can we prove what you said?" Leigh thought about a solution and carefully went through the branches to get closer to the cow.

"This always worked when one of my grandpa's cows got out of the fenced in pasture or if he was trying to get the cows into the barn to milk them." She gently swatted the cow's rump, telling it,

"Go home!" The cow turned around and started walking away. Leigh followed it,

"Don't worry about the basket and the blanket, we can get it later. Let's follow the cow home and we can talk to the farmer. Once you're in this pasture, remember to look down frequently or you could have fresh cow pie on your boots.

Cows 'go' whenever and wherever the notion strikes them, and there might be several smelly 'land mines' scattered around." Bill chuckled, thanking Leigh for her tip.

"I learned somethin' new today. Too bad we never had the chance to get Sobel in this field an' not tell him about those land mines. It would have been funny as hell to see his boots covered in cow shit." He took Leigh's hand as they walked across the pasture.

As they strolled toward the barn, Bill noticed a man who appeared to be in his late 60s walking toward the cow. The tall, slightly heavy set man was bald with a fringe of white hair and blue eyes. He wore sturdy boots, well worn brown trousers, suspenders and a light brown shirt rolled up to expose his sun tanned arms. Both Bill and Leigh heard the man say,

"So there you are, Delilah. I see you broke out of the barnyard again. I've half a mind to sell you next market day." He noticed the American soldier and presumably his girlfriend approaching him, asking,

"Young man, are you and your young lady lost?" Guarnere smiled,

"Sir, my name is Bill Guarnere, Sergeant Guarnere, an' this is my girl, Leigh Spencer. No, Sir, we ain't lost." The man introduced himself to the couple,

"My name is James Alderson and this is my farm. If you don't mind my asking, why are you following my cow?" Leigh grinned,

"This will sound as if I'm crazy. Have you heard about the local peeping tom? I have reason to believe that your cow could be the 'peeper'." Alderson looked a bit puzzled,

'Yes, I know about the peeper. Why do you think Delilah is the perpetrator?"

"Mr. Alderson, as you know, the peeper is supposed to have unruly red hair and brown eyes. Delilah wasn't in your pasture when she made her presence known during the picnic we were having.

The peeping tom is supposed to have a heavy footed walk and is also known for heavy breathing. I grew up in a rural area of Ohio and I'm familiar with cattle. I'm guessing the heavy breathing is Delilah sort of snorting, for lack of a better word.

Does she have a habit of getting out of your pasture?" Alderson considered what she told him, then he started to chuckle. The chuckle grew into loud laughter as he said,

"I never dreamed that my cow would cause havoc in the village." He laughed again, "She flummoxed the constable. He couldn't find a man and even got some of you Yank soldiers to help find the elusive peeper." He opened a gate to the barnyard and Delilah walked in, heading for some food in the barn. Before the cow got past him, Alderson patted her back and chuckled,

"You made quite a stir." Then, he answered Leigh's question, "Yes, Delilah has a bad habit of getting out of the fenced in area near the barn. She likes an occasional stroll in the village, too." Spencer asked,

"There were no peeping tom reports for a month, did you find a way to keep her at home?"

"I kept Delilah in the barn during that time. It seemed the perfect solution to her escaping, but she was unhappy. She didn't eat as much as she normally did. I rang (called) a veterinarian, thinking she was ill.

He said that she was depressed, not physically ill. I never realized that cows could feel depressed. The doctor also told me that she's getting out because she's looking for companionship. Delilah should be very happy next week, I'm getting her bred with a bull who lives down the road." Bill made Leigh blush a bit when he asked Alderson,

"In other words, Sir, are ya sayin' that she's lookin' for some action? I know I'm happier..." he noticed that Leigh was blushing and decided to leave well enough alone, adding, "Never mind, Sir, I'm talkin' too much." Alderson tried to suppress a grin as he figured out why Spencer was embarrassed.

"Yes, that's another way of saying the same thing. No harm done, Sergeant Guarnere. If you or your young lady see Delilah again, just send her home. I'm going into the village to speak with the constable and clear up this peeper situation.

Would you and your young lady like a lift into town? My vehicle isn't working at the moment, so I'm taking my horse and wagon." Both Guarnere and Spencer thanked Alderson, declining the ride back to the village. Bill replied,

"We appreciate ya offerin' to take us into town, but we need to get the picnic basket an' some other stuff. It ain't that much of a walk." Alderson excused himself in order to go to the barn and get the wagon and horses ready for the trip into the village.

Bill and Leigh left the farm and went back to retrieve their items from the picnic before they walked back to the house Leigh shared with Melissa. Residents of the village were relieved to learn that the peeper situation was over and they were amused to learn that a cow straying from her pasture was their suspect. Leigh was jokingly called "Sherlock Holmes" and "Cowgirl" by George Luz since she figured out the identity of the peeping tom.

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After Bill and Leigh finished reminiscing about the peeper, Bill told Leigh,

"I had another run in wit' a cow in Normandy. The krauts shot a cow on some guy's farm. We were hungry an' a guy from C Company was fightin' wit' us. He got separated from his unit an' he tagged along until he caught up wit' 'em again.

This kid grew up on a farm an' he said we could eat some fresh beef instead o' those lousy rations. He told us that he would dress the cow an' then we could start cookin' the meat.

I didn't know he was talking' about cuttin' up the carcass for meat. I thought he was nuts an' he was gonna try to put a dress on the cow." Leigh laughed,

"Was the meat good?"

"It was real good, but we had to be careful eatin' because there was a lot o' shrapnel in it. We cooked it over a fire we built. I wonder if that guy got back home?"

"I hope he got back. I'm glad you got home, you're somethin' else, Honey. Even if you did tell Mr. Alderson that we were sleeping together." Guarnere smirked,

"Are ya telling' me you don't feel happier after gettin' up to somethin'?"

"Of course I feel happier, you adorable smart ass!" Bill winked at her,

"That's my baby!"

*Author's note: The story of the cow in Normandy came from Bill's and Babe's book. I paraphrased the story. The story about Bill's older brother and sisters giving him extra cookies is true. I changed it from doughnuts to cookies. The quotes about "Oh, the poor baby" and "Smart like a fox also came from his book.*

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[deeplyshalllow]

I’m seeing the movie next week, and it just clicked to me- thanks to you!- In the promotional posters I noticed the big ornate F on Fiyero’s horse’s tack and assumed “haha, F for Fiyero, in case he forgets which horse is his/that’s his highest study grade/more like Press F to Pay Respects wow, really laying the self-importance on strong there I love it 😂” But just now after reading your posts I learnt the Horse is named Feldspar! (I’d incorrectly assumed he’d have the same name as musical!Fiyero’s driver (aw does this mean they cut their silly bro handshake))

And then it hit me !

“it’s F for Feldspar!!!! Of COURSE?!?! OF COURSE IT’S F FOR FELDSPAR!?—” *garbling noises*

Learning a new thing made my day, so thanks! <3

Ooh wait another poster thought- the hand over Feldspar’s mouth. 1.) yes very normal friendly horse interaction but let me be conspiratorial, for funsies, 2.) we know Fiyero later operates as somewhat of a double agent. What if Feldspar was also doing some acting as an “already domesticated non-verbal” animal, as a cover story to avoid detection while Working On The Inside, to help the cause. That would be neat. Maybe the F on the tack can give them plausible deniability when questioned as to whether Feldspar the Horse has any rights or personhood

If anything happens to this horse in the film DON’T TELL ME… it’s that dog meme “I’ve only known [Feldspar] for [5 minutes] but if anything happens to him I’m [crying on] everyone in this room and then myself”

Firstly very excited for you to see the movie, I thought it was excellent! And I'm glad you enjoyed my over indulgent essay :)

Yeah, to be honest I wanted the Horse to have the name Avaric, after Fiyero's carriage driver, if only because Avaric in the book is like the snobbiest, rich, racist but annoyingly hot student in Shiz who has a bit of a love/hate relationship with Elphaba (they're in the same friend circle but aren't really friends) then he gets randomly changed to Fiyero's carriage driver in the musical (though to be fair some of his traits are kind of put on act 1 Fiyero), I just think that it would have been funny if he'd then been randomly changed into a Horse. But alas.

He's actually in the screenplay of the Wicked movie though (this isn't a spoiler because it's not in the movie) as a Munchkin with a crush on Nessa - which honestly I think bookverse Avaric would find nearly as insulting!

But yeah honestly, I loved the addition of Fiyero having a Horse BFF, it's very cute and given (this isn't a spoiler as it's in the first 5 minutes of the movie) we see a Horse riding from Kiamo Ko (which I suspect is carrying Elphaba) I imagine we're going to see more of him and his part in the resistance! I'm excited for it.

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Sharing my TCF notes because sharing is caring 😬 ⬇️. (All of them… so far)

Ch. 086- sad time for Raon :(. REVENGE HAHAHA LETSGOOOO

Ch. 335- Eruhaben protect Roan & Cale from ugly WS 😆

Ch. 352- Cale’s greatest fear…😭

Ch. 378- Choi’s uncle (DS) left info book written in KOREAN?!?! 😵

Ch. 394- Letter from Death & shiz show😬

Ch. 395- CALE IS AFRAID?!?! 😱

Ch. 401- “Plavin was laughing on the outside but crying on the inside.”😌

Ch. 404- “And Miss Cage, please cuss out the God of Death for me.” -Cale 😇

Ch. 411- They were talking about the Lion King (person) and I thought they were talking about the movie 😭

Ch. 414- Choi Han woke up crying “Kim Rook Soo” 😰

Ch. 415- “What am I supposed to call the friend of my nephew once removed?” -Choi Han 😳

Ch. 423- “Oh, by the way, the original owner of your body is living well too. He said he is happy.” -Lee Soo Hyuk ☺️

Ch. 423- CALE CRIES! BABY NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 😰

“It's a new record! You were unconscious for 20 days, 1 hour, 32 minutes, and 19 seconds!”- Roan Miru🤠

Ch. 431-

“You son of a bitch!” -Bear King

"Why am I your son? Such an idiot.”

-Whale Archie🫡

Ch. 434- Which Henituse sibling wants to become what?🥱👑⚔️

Ch. 435- Sworn brothers 🤞

Ch. 455- Ron says he has a cute young master (Cale) who he doesn’t want to disappoint.🥹

Also that Roan is cuter than Cale 😂

Ch. 457- “This is nice.” Beacrox commented before swinging his greatsword horizontally.🙂

Ch. 461- Cale’s merchant name is Bob XD

Ch. 465- The Sound of the Wind was a top underneath a boulder surrounded by whirlpools.

The Indestructible Shield was a pit under the tree.

The Scary Giant Cobblestone was a stone in the Super Rock villa.

The Fire of Destruction was a sculpture at the center of the magma.

The Vitality of the Heart was a stone pillar at the center of a whirlwind.

The Sky Eating Water was a chained spear.

Ch. 476- More Dragon Family Drama wtf

Ch. 481- To the Fake World Tree

Ch. 501- Illusion of Other World..RAMEN!

Ch. 504- Stick from World Tree (Cale’s blood is special?!)

Ch. 515- Vampire Duke Fredo (seems nice)

Ch. 516- Demonic Race, Rosalyn, White Star after cookie prince?! NOOO

Ch. 520- WEAKLING. Alberu is a mage swordsman badass dark elf

Ch. 526- These brothers are so cute OMEGALUL

Ch.555- Sealed god test, wtf this is so sad I’m crying I’ve never been so genuinely sad

Ch. 559- CHOI HAN OUR LOVE THANKS🙏

Ch. 581- AWW BESTIEEE

Ch. 584- Cale saying he could beat 3 strong peeps

Ch. 589- Alberu goes to Blood Boulder

Ch. 601- AHH CALE BDAY AHHH

Ch. 612- THEY GAVE ALBERU A GUN!!

Ch. 618- Cale explains to LeeSooHyuk the truth

Ch. 622- HOMEEEEEEEE AYYAYAAY

Ch. 627- @Capital w/ Dad y Alberu YAY

Ch. 628- BUBBLEGUM PINK DRAGON

Ch. 629- We are a big family!

Ch. 631- 5 FUCKIN DRAGONS AHHH-

[THE AUTHOR STARTS SAYING SHIT LIKE “IN THE FUTURE.. “ LIKE F U MAKIN ME ALL SAPPY N STUFF WTH UGHHH!!!]

Ch. 640- 2 Cats are Molan house’s future 🥹.. They can’t go berserk?..

Ch. 645- Roan & Cale Solo Fight letsgo!!

Ch. 646- Cale uses ‘instant’ to destroy 2 unranked monsters.. I’m crying actually..

Ch. 647- wtf I’m crying, goosebumps fr

Ch. 649- Roan has grown so much 🥹

Ch. 652- COM. WITH EARTH 2 AHHHH—

Ch. 655- Cale is healing❤️ OG Cale!KRS

Ch. 656- SOO much info from OG Cale!!

Ch. 658- CALE IS AWAKEEE YAYA

Ch. 662- OMG Cale’s BioMom was cooking

Ch. 663- WE KNOW HOW TO KILL HIM HA

Ch. 670- World Tree-nim

Ch. 677- Explaining ALOT lore dump!!

CB. 681- WOW the end of that chap tho

Ch. 682- I stan Cale’s hatred for the White Star. We love the PJs! Alberu is moon that’s so *legs in air kicking*

Ch. 683- So are we gonna kill WS or whatt?

Ch. 684- HAHAH OMG CALE’S BDR POWER IS SO SCARY EVERYONE THINKS ITS THE WS!! HAHAH ITS CALE’S THOOO

Ch. 685- omg.. DANGGG!! Our Cale is truly terrifying! New Pokémon acquired! White star!! 😏 wait we have a tiny WS in our pocket how cute! 🥰

Ch. 686- HAHA BOOM BOOM 💥

Ch. 688- Rashell says he wouldn’t be able to sleep if many humans died 🥰

Ch. 689- ROCK SHEILD LETSGOOO

Ch. 694- DEAFEATED! Alberu faints and thinks he’s like Cale now 😭

Ch. 695- NAHH WE LOVEEE

Ch. 699- ENTERED THE TEMPLE! We can’t leave…? CALE IS GHOST AND WATCHING OTHERS TESTS HUHHH?!! (DespairTest2)

Ch. 700- This chapter is just amazing, these people are so smart ughhh I’m screaming! In a happy way tho

Ch. 701- OK we have Choi Han, Clopeh, Rosalyn and Cale so far.. MARYYY

Ch. 702- +1(Roan) Cale can use the cintamani to contact other world. PEOPLE CAN SEE HIM YAY!

Ch. 705- Talking with Cale & others through the Cintamani :>

Ch. 706- Tonka! And Dark elf Tasha&Alberu

Ch. 707- My heart, Alberu was so sad and lonely back then…

Ch. 709- Eruhaben! WS is badddd

Ch. 710- Whyyyy I’m actually feeling despair it’s so complicated ugh and no ones receiving correct info ughhhhh

Ch. 713- Mary is #GIRLBOSS for not being tricked! ❤️❤️

Ch. 717- So glad that was settled 😮‍💨

Ch. 718- So the test Cale was in wasn’t the original one so now we are doing the actual sadness test ok 👍

Ch. 719- WOW NOT CALE ALREADY FINISHING BLUE TEST.. also someone else?

Ch. 721- Toonka left the test, Cale met Choi Jung Gun, I’m I’m scared 😶

Ch. 722- Rosalyn finally put the tests goals into words! She’s so smart. I love herrr

Ch. 726- Cale confronts CJG and he’s being used as bait bc a hunter is here oh no. Cale is going to cause chaos ialrk

Ch. 727- WOWW Cale was about to be isekaied lol. Good thing we have ancient powers! 2 Hunters?! 🫣

Ch. 730- Cale actually skipped a level bfr

Ch. 731- Cale has to observe past Roan (during the night) and Alberu (during the day)

Ch. 732- FLIPPING OVER THE FIRST PRINCES PALACE HAHAHAHAGA

Ch. 735- Freeing Roan! Again Again?

Ch. 739- Still loving how Choi’s test is taking care of tiny KRS. Alberu test completed!!

Ch. 740- I’m loving Clopeh during this test so far. He knows his goals and he sticks to them. He’s crazy!

Ch. 744- Damn Dodam Miru. I think DM’s world is not an illusion. Cale “tricking” the Wrath test is crazy I love that sly bastard!

Ch. 745- Cale hates when the children hate their side dishes ahah! The Wrath test is actually really difficult it surprised me frfr! Clopeh & Cale are angy

Ch. 749- How dare this low-life Dorph ever consider sacrificing the great and mighty Roan Miru. I pour all of my hatred and anger toward him. He needs to die. 😡

Ch. 750- Finally! Flipping every over heh!

[fangdokja-anon]

I love it when you give me feedback fang! As for gunplay, I've been so into it for so long but I've only recently had the guts to dip my toes in. I am kind of curious about whats considered soft and hard play though. Like I'd assume anything beyond fourth base would be the full on gunplay tag but I'm still not the best versed at it, so I'm not entirely sure?

Also! I'm a desert eagle main too! I think that's why I chose it for this fic specifically. It's big, it's mean and personally I just find it kind of manly? I don't know, but to me it feels like the kind of gun a high ranking sergeant would use. Not the regular service pistol, something a whole lot scarier.

♡ Book 5. Ink & Insight (I&I): From Dead Dove to Daydreams. ♡ WC. 898

Thank you too for listening to me and sending a message :)), hopefully I wasn't annoying you. If I am, feel free to be direct with me. But, regardless, glad you appreciated the feedback so far.

This manhwa / novel awakened something in me [Title: Try Begging]:

I LOVE YOU HUUUU DADDYYY LEEONNNN, reminds me so much of my own husband. Not the adultery aspects or the revenge lore shiz. But the torture when I'm starved for content? Yeah, I'm desperate for torture content. This isn't too ham or anything, no gore. It's actually labelled BDSM, but it's just vanilla. BUT THAT TIME, I was STARVED for content. Legit.

But when I saw the manhwa release? And he shoved a gun inside her vagina. I was like. 🥵 ..... why do I find this strangely hot? AHHAHAHAHAHAHAH. Like no getting turned on or anything, but more of me realizing how good my husband is to me. Anyways, I did not think I would be into gun play until I read this manhwa.

Nice to see a Desert Eagle main haha. As for me, I'm chill with anything shotgun, rocket launchers, etc. Anything that makes you go BOOM. I also agree with the point that it's a mean, manly gun hahahah. It's usually used by higher ranks considering how expensive it is, along with its explosive firepower.

Understanding the Spectrum of Gunplay in Kink

Gunplay as a kink can be highly subjective, with varying degrees of intensity and interpretation depending on individual boundaries, preferences, and risk tolerance. The distinction between soft and hard gunplay does not have a universally agreed-upon definition, as different communities and practitioners may categorize these aspects differently. However, an analytical approach can help break down the spectrum logically.

1. Defining Soft vs. Hard Gunplay

The classification of soft versus hard gunplay often depends on:

Physical Contact: Whether the firearm is merely present or physically interacting with the body.

Psychological Intensity: The level of fear, power dynamics, or roleplay involved.

Potential for Harm: The degree to which risk is involved, even in a controlled environment.

Soft Gunplay (Lighter, Psychological, Minimal Direct Contact)

Soft gunplay primarily focuses on the psychological and aesthetic aspects rather than direct, extreme physical interaction with the firearm.

The firearm is used as a symbol of control, dominance, or intimidation without significant direct physical interaction.

Examples include:

The presence of a gun in the scene without physical contact.

Verbal intimidation using the firearm as a visual or symbolic threat.

The cold metal being traced against the skin (e.g., along the throat, arms, inner thighs) but without penetration or forced contact.

Scenes where the gun is present and central to the narrative, but not physically used beyond a prop.

This level is often considered an extension of power dynamics, psychological warfare, and fear play rather than physical gunplay.

Hard Gunplay (Physical Interaction, High Psychological and Physical Intensity)

Hard gunplay involves direct physical interaction with the firearm in an explicitly sexual context.

This can include:

Direct physical use, such as pressing the barrel of the gun against sensitive areas or incorporating it in a more invasive manner.

Mouth insertion—forcing or encouraging the submissive to suck on the barrel.

Penetration with the firearm (unloaded and safely managed).

Playing with the trigger (empty chamber or controlled setup) to simulate the potential of firing.

This level moves beyond the psychological dominance of soft gunplay and fully integrates the weapon as an interactive tool of control, humiliation, or arousal.

The intensity is heavily reliant on the psychological element, as well as the real or perceived risk.

Some practitioners categorize this as an extreme form of edgeplay, given the high stakes involved even with precautionary measures.

2. Where Does "Beyond Fourth Base" Fit?

The term "fourth base" is often associated with full penetrative acts, meaning that anything beyond this would involve non-traditional penetrative play or extreme physical interaction.

If we interpret "beyond fourth base" as non-traditional penetration, then yes—penetration with a gun (unloaded, safely managed) would fall under full-on gunplay rather than simply being an aesthetic or psychological tool.

If the firearm is only being used as a dominance tool (without direct penetration), it could still be categorized as gunplay but would not necessarily be considered the most extreme version of it.

Thus, while some may consider anything beyond traditional penetration (fourth base) as the definitive threshold for "full-on" gunplay, the reality is that even non-penetrative gun use can reach extreme levels depending on psychological intensity and physical interaction. The defining factor is the depth of firearm integration into the scene.

3. Additional Factors That Influence Classification

To further clarify the distinction between soft and hard gunplay, consider the following dimensions:

These factors help delineate the varying levels of engagement within gunplay.

4. Conclusion

The definition of "full-on" gunplay depends largely on how directly the firearm is integrated into the scene. If penetration is the key factor for determining whether something is "hard gunplay," then anything beyond fourth base would likely qualify as full-on gunplay. However, given that psychological intensity and power dynamics are major components of this kink, non-penetrative interactions can still be considered extreme under certain conditions.

Ultimately, gunplay exists on a spectrum rather than as a binary definition. Understanding where specific acts fall on this scale depends on multiple factors, including psychological intensity, risk levels, and direct physical use. The best approach is to clearly define personal thresholds and safety protocols to ensure controlled execution, regardless of where one falls on the spectrum.

❤︎ Fang Dokja's Books.

♡ For Reader-Inserts. I only write Male Yandere x Female (Fem.) Reader (heterosexual couple). No LGBTQ+:

♡ Book 1. A Heart Devoured (AHD): A Dark Yandere Anthology

♡ Book 2. Forbidden Fruits (FF): Intimate Obsessions, Unhinged Desires.

♡ Book 3. World Ablaze (WA) : For You, I'd Burn the World.

♡ Book 4 Whispers in the Dark (WITD): Subtle Devotion, Lingering Shadows.

♡ Book 5 [you are here]. Ink & Insight (I&I): From Dead Dove to Daydreams.

♡ Library MASTERPOST 1. The Librarian’s Ledger: A Map to The Library of Forbidden Texts.

♡ Notice #1. Not all stories are included in the masterpost due to Tumblr’s link limitations. However, most long-form stories can be found here. If you're searching for a specific yandere or theme, this guide will help you navigate The Library of Forbidden Texts. Proceed with caution

♡ Book 6. The Red Ledger (TRL): Stained in Lust, Written in Blood.

♡ Notice #2. This masterlist is strictly for non-con smut and serves as an exercise in refining erotic horror writing. Comments that reduce my work to mere sexual gratification, thirst, or casual simping will not be tolerated. If your response is primarily thirst-driven, keep it to yourself—repeated violations may result in blocking. Read the RULES before engaging. The tag list is reserved for followers I trust to respect my boundaries; being included is a privilege, not a right. You may request to be added, but I will decide based on trust and adherence to my guidelines. I also reserve the right to remove anyone at any time if their engagement becomes inappropriate.

[ozdustblooms]

by ozdustblooms

Shiz University is a beacon of hope in the bleak landscape of the political upheaval rumbling under the surface of a 'perfect Oz' under the Wizard. Quadlings are often perceived as uncivilized and uneducated, but very few understand the reason why none of them seem to leave their home country, let alone attend university. The only Quadling student at Shiz is content to devote herself to her studies, not bothering to form bonds with the prejudiced students of Shiz, in desperate hopes to find a way to restore her homeland to its former glory after being ravaged by the Emerald City. With her 24th birthday looming down the Yellow Brick Road, where she is finally expected to meet the man she's been married to since childhood for the first time, she doesn't have much time to get an education and establish a plan of action.

But she could never have accounted for the arrival of a new student, determined to pull her out of the box she's tucked herself away in. Nor could she predict that the plight of Quadlings isn't the only thing awry in Oz, as Animal rights become more and more repressed. Life in Oz isn't what she expected, and if she's doomed to make friends and even fall in love, perhaps she can make a difference too.

Words: 5,339, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Rating: Mature

Archive Warning: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/F, F/M

Fandoms: Wicked (Movie 2024), Wicked - All Media Types, The Wicked Years Series - Gregory Maguire, Wicked - Schwartz/Holzman, The Wizard Of Oz (1939)

Relationships: Fiyero Tigelaar/Original Female Character(s), Elphaba Thropp/Galinda Upland, Nessarose Thropp/Avaric Tenmeadows

Characters: Original Female Character(s), Fiyero Tigelaar, Feldspur | Fiyero Tigelaar's Horse (Wicked), Elphaba Thropp, Galinda Upland, Nessarose Thropp, Avaric Tenmeadows, Boq Woodsman, Doctor Dillamond, Madame Morrible

Additional Tags: Politics, Arranged Marriage, Science Fiction & Fantasy, Propaganda, Fantasy and Fictional Setting Racism, Slow Burn, College, Shiz University, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Magic

[agentnico]

Wicked (2024) review

Look, I’m not gonna be one them sods who makes a “this is a wicked movie” jokes. Nope - I won’t succumb to that level. Just don’t look at my Letterboxd.

Plot: Misunderstood because of her green skin, a young woman named Elphaba forges an unlikely but profound friendship with Glinda, a student with an unflinching desire for popularity. Following an encounter with the Wizard of Oz, their relationship soon reaches a crossroad as their lives begin to take very different paths.

I recall my wife really wanting to see the original stage production for her birthday, so I took her to the West End show and it was alright. Fun songs and a great production, but I have never myself really cared for all things Oz-related. Especially with Wicked, which essentially feels like a Harry Potter-riff with the primal location being Shiz University, that might as well be called amateur Hogwarts. Mind you, when I made this observation, my wife snapped back “oh my god, it’s almost as if all wizard schools have to be Harry Potter related!!”. I get it, Wicked has a humongous fan base and this movie is going to make so much money. It’s actually crazy to think that we may be having the most strongest box office thanksgiving in a long while, with Gladiator II, Wicked and Moana 2 all releasing one week from each other. However Gladiator II in my eyes was a major disappointment (except for Denzel!), Moana 2 we shall see, and as for Wicked? Well…

I wonder how many audience members are going to get pissed off when they find out that this is a Part One? I’m aware that when this movie project was first announced it was mentioned that it was a two-parter, but in the marketing there has been absolute zilch about two movies, so I’m guessing some casual moviegoers are gonna be like “what in the f***?!” in the screenings. However speaking of the two parts, the original stage production is about 3 hours long. Now take this - Wicked Pt. 1 happens to also be nearly 3 hours long. Yet it finishes at exactly the part where in the original play the intermission happens. So I’m totally bamboozled as to how they managed to extend the first half of the play into 3hrs, as me and my wife both agreed that the story beats are pretty faithful to the original source material. So I must give props to this film’s pacing, as you never really are bored and the events that transpire play out with solid energy from beginning to end. That being said, you totally do feel the run time. This movie is long, so thank goodness they split the movie in two. Heck, should have made it a trilogy of films, cause if we look at The Hobbit, Peter Jackson and his team managed to make three major motion pictures out of a tiny little children’s’ book!

The narrative isn’t the only element that stays faithful to the stage musical, as also all the songs are performed in nearly the same way. It’s really common in Hollywood productions to change-up/modernise songs from stage to screen, yet here with Wicked they keep the same spirit, so it was lovely to see them be respectful to their origins. Also let’s not lie - these songs are absolute bangers. Me and my wife were listening to the soundtrack on the drive back and having the absolute best time!

Let’s talk about Cynthia Erivo and Ariana Grande. Look, I’m going to base my thoughts sorely on their performances within the film, and not judge them on their real-life issues, whether it be Grande as a homewrecker (it’s times like this I’m happy to have my wife, as she spills all the goss) or with Cynthia Erivo’s online hysterics over the edited Wicked poster. In the movie itself though these two are fantastic. Cynthia Erivo’s voice is just something else, and I recall when I first saw her in the thriller Bad Times at the El Royale back in 2018 where she solo performed “This Old Heart of Mine”, and I knew she was going places. Now as Elphaba she performs those songs with such soaringly raw and vulnerable emotion, that it truly is incredible to witness. Those of you who are familiar with the original stage production, just you wait till you hear her belt out “Defying Gravity”. If you know you know. As for Ariana Grande, the only time previously I’ve seen her act (aside from SNL) was when she cameo’d as herself in Zoolander No. 2 as the latex BDSM orgy girl. Take that information as you will, but my point is I haven’t had the pleasure of seeing her acting chops till now. As Glinda she really riffs of the spoiled Mean Girls energy, and I must say she managed to really deliver a fun and comedic performance. There were some solid laughs in my audience during some of her bits. Also, I know we’re never supposed to comment on people’s physical selves these days, but I’m genuinely worried about Grande’s health. We can see every bone in her body, and her face looks drained of all life (and it’s not simply due to her no longer wearing fake tan) - just hoping she’s okay. But yep, performance wise solid stuff, and in fact the movie’s best scenes are when Grande and Erivo share the screen together, as they both have wonderful sisterhood chemistry. Jonathan Bailey as Prince Fiyero brings some real Chris Pine energy with charm and charisma a-plenty, and Peter Dinklage made for a loveable goat. However the rest of the cast left room for more to be desired. Michelle Yeoh feels really miscast as Madame Morrible, as her ‘performance’ came off more as if she was reading lines of a teleprompter - so wooden and flat. Jeff Goldblum as the Wizard of Oz goes full Goldblum which not much else to add. And Ethan Slater as Boq was a waste, as Boq in the original play is the main source of comic relief, however in the movie he was so bland and boring. But I guess he was on set mainly to entertain Ariana Grande - oh yes we went there!

Here’s a strange one though - the film feels as if Kevin Feige and the MCU were in charge of making it. It’s a common conversation how most Marvel movies have a very digital bland look to them, and the company’s approach to colour grading (or lack of) makes for really cheap looking final products. Well Wicked looks like a Marvel movie. The world of Oz is supposed to be the goat when it comes to overly vibrant and saturated sets and aesthetics, and yet the world in the film looks like it does have colour, yet has this greyish filter over it that makes it look bland and kind of ugly. I do also think that director Jon M. Chu struggles a little with directing massive big crowd dance sequences, as most of those scenes in the film seemed really messy and disorganised, almost as if it were a school production.

I found myself to enjoy Wicked way more than I expected, mostly due to its two central female performances, the great soundtrack and a surprisingly energetic pace for a 3hr long movie, but also I can easily knit-pick the other weak cast performances, the dull-looking cinematography and direction. As a date night movie though me and my wife had, and yes I’ll say it - a wicked time! See you next November for Part Two!

Overall score: 7/10

[ao3feed-ateez]

Bewitched

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/L3dIgA8 by justbelievinginmagic all your life you've had this spark - a touch of magic to your heart. as a munchkinlander, it was both a blessing and a curse. after all, two horrible witches had ruled over the land once upon a time. since childhood, you had been asked this: would you be a good witch or a bad witch? you wanted to be a good witch. and, finally, you would be! you were going to shiz university, the most-esteemed magical college in oz! but when you stumble upon cold bullies and an even colder sorcerer-in-training named park seonghwa who seemed to captivate you at every turn, will you be able to achieve your magical goals or will you fall under his spell? Words: 4572, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English Fandoms: ATEEZ (Band), Wicked - All Media Types Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: F/M Characters: Park Seonghwa, Kim Hongjoong, Choi San (ATEEZ), Original Characters Relationships: Park Seonghwa/Reader Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Magic, Alternate Universe - College/University, Alternate Universe - Wizard of Oz Fusion, Inspired by Wicked, Set in a Divergent Wicked Universe, Bullying, Magic, Angst, Fluff, Tsunderes, Rivalry, Rivals to Lovers, they were roommates trope, Slow Romance, Munchkinlander Reader, Gillikin Prince Hongjoong, Knight Choi San (ATEEZ), Sorcerer Seonghwa, Use of Ozian vernacular read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/L3dIgA8

[livinglifeonpause]

BP More F'ing Eliminations

Okay onto Ep 11 shiz

Why are they making them take a break?

The way JAY CHANG (23, 5'9") whispers at Kamden. uwu!!

So they're cutting to 18? isn't that still too many? from 24? so only SIX go home?? Oh 28. So 10. fiiiine. Wish it was down to 16 though.

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KUM JUN HYEON (22, 5'11") barking and PARK GUN WOOK (19, 6'0") meowing sent me!!!!

omfg, Ricky just puts his hands on top of his head when the kids start biting his pants! HAAAAA!

I hate the fucking elephant game so much. It's not even real. Just let these boys eat in their weird little onesies.

WANG ZI HAO (23, 5'10)'s cute shocked expression when Matthew guessed the word

fucking KEITA (23, 5'5") screaming at the top of his lungs!

the racoon game was kinda fun though.

KIM GYU VIN (20, 6'0") wiggling like a fool saying "who was it" XD pabo!

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see, YOO SEUNG EON (20, 5'10")/F/P/F/F/P says "survival is all about survival" but honestly, this is a korean show. none of them will do anyone dirty. Like they smile and clap for the other person IMMEDIATELY after being voted off themselves.

And wont #1 and #2 just take the fucking killing parts? thats dumb. this is dumb. ... oh wait. I didn't listen.

That dumb bitch took Jay out of the main vocal role? You just fucking ruined the song ass wipe. Hui is the only one happy with this situation. Even the other team members think it was dumb as fuck. jinxed the team to be a selfish asshole.

I'm mad. Jay could have scored higher than 10th if ass face hadn't done that. But then he'd be in a no-name team of 9.... Instead of on a world tour with BDU right? "it's not over 'til it's over"

why the fuck are they wasting time picking a killing part if its fucking temporary? come ON daddy leader! oh the other group did too? Did MNet make them?

------------------------------------------------------------------------------ That trainer is 100% me. bitch can fight me for steaking Jays spot.

Bitch said he learned alot in the last FIVE MONTHS? excuse me??

So the Star kids choose the killing part. I really wish on these shows it'd be like 60% star kids and 40% actual common fucking sense producers. Cause they're just gonna choose someone dumb.

SEE? between SEOK MATTHEW (22 5'7")/P/P/P/P/F and ZHANG HAO (24, 5'11")/F/P/P/P/P. dumb. I was team PARK HAN BIN (22, 5'9")/F/P/P/P/P.

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[ao3feed-bnha-rarepair]

Dekusquad React to Wattpad!

Dekusquad React To Wattpad! by SourDabi

The Dekusquad react to Y/N fics -wattpad material type shiz-

...and Shouto's nephews make a lil apperance cause I can't help myself!

(Heavily inspired by natsubae! on youtube!)

Words: 957, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/F, Gen, M/M

Characters: Todoroki Shouto, Midoriya Izuku, Uraraka Ochako, Asui Tsuyu, Iida Tenya

Relationships: Asui Tsuyu/Uraraka Ochako, Dabi | Todoroki Touya/Takami Keigo | Hawks

Additional Tags: Humor, Crack, Autistic Todoroki Shouto, Todoroki Shouto is a Little Shit, Midoriya Izuku is a Little Shit, Asui Tsuyu is a Little Shit, Uraraka Ochako is a Little Shit, Iida Tenya is a Little Shit, Dabi | Todoroki Touya is Not a Villain, Mentioned Dabi | Todoroki Touya, Mentioned Takami Keigo | Hawks, Inspired by Fanfiction, Uncle Todoroki Shouto, Out of Character, Funny, Comedy, Implied Mpreg

Read Here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/48898882

[ao3feed-bnha-girls]

Dekusquad React to Wattpad!

Dekusquad React To Wattpad! by SourDabi

The Dekusquad react to Y/N fics -wattpad material type shiz-

...and Shouto's nephews make a lil apperance cause I can't help myself!

(Heavily inspired by natsubae! on youtube!)

Words: 957, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/F, Gen, M/M

Characters: Todoroki Shouto, Midoriya Izuku, Uraraka Ochako, Asui Tsuyu, Iida Tenya

Relationships: Asui Tsuyu/Uraraka Ochako, Dabi | Todoroki Touya/Takami Keigo | Hawks

Additional Tags: Humor, Crack, Autistic Todoroki Shouto, Todoroki Shouto is a Little Shit, Midoriya Izuku is a Little Shit, Asui Tsuyu is a Little Shit, Uraraka Ochako is a Little Shit, Iida Tenya is a Little Shit, Dabi | Todoroki Touya is Not a Villain, Mentioned Dabi | Todoroki Touya, Mentioned Takami Keigo | Hawks, Inspired by Fanfiction, Uncle Todoroki Shouto, Out of Character, Funny, Comedy, Implied Mpreg

Read Here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/48898882

[ao3feed-danganronpa]

sad girl hours (lmao)

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/dP6qhuM

by jillianzstars

written during a hpd crash sorry peopleee THIS IS NOT AS SAD AS IT SOUNDS THE PARENTHESIS MAKE IT FUNNY YALL

histrionic personality disorder

noun: pathology. a psychological disorder usually beginning in early adulthood, characterized by excessive emotional expression and attention-seeking behavior.

Words: 298, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Danganronpa: Despair Time, danganronpa shiz shiz

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/M, Gen, Other

Characters: Teruko Tawaki (Danganronpa: Despair Time), David Chiem (Danganronpa: Despair Time) [mentioned]

Additional Tags: Yikes, histrionic personality disorder, cluster b shit, yea the whole fic is just teruko having hpd sorry guyssssss, i wrote this during a histrio crash in less than an hour LOL, formatted like the new mv, Suicidal Thoughts, <- TOWARDS THE END, the parenthesis aren’t my personal thoughts btw i thought they would be funny thouh, no beta we die like.. idk, heed the tags, vent fic but made funny

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/dP6qhuM

[buzzingroyalty]

more under the cut for anyone who gives a shiz

first of all i really wanna just acknowledge the video trailer that comes with it- the only thing is has going for it are that the colors in the game are much more interesting that the film itself and the roblox avatars are pretty accurate to what you might see people playing in game. other than that we got 1. scary 2.uncanny 3. looks bad 4.why does it sound like that. idk for some reason the audio esp in the second half of their mashup is so tinny and makes my ears ring

(side note they really did spongebob dirty here) so immediately after i began the first npc given quest i was given this prompt- i skimmed through confusedly and was immediately alarmed with information about purchasing physical merchandise which i think has never been a thing you can do through roblox

the involvement of fandango obviously posed the question- can i buy movie tickets through roblox?? to which the answer is yes. yes in fact i can buy movie tickets through roblox which guarantees me a virtual broomstick. no idea if you can fly this thing or even take it to another roblox game. it is most likely just a piece of clothing

this appears upon walking up to this virtual ticket booth (not my zip code that was already there when the pop up appeared) and will find your nearest theater, then take you to a separate but in-app browser to pick your seats and purchase your tickets

now i dont know about you but i dont think any roblox game should prompt children to type their postal codes? god forbid they type it into the wrong box and end up posting them in the public chat?

speaking of the public chat- ive seen the original show but honestly did not remember the majority of the plot, let alone the name of the university the witches attend but i cannot lie i did have a little chuckle seeing these dialogue boxes. double the hilarity when you realize you cant even say the name of of the university in the chat as roblox immediately censors it

i invite everyone to enroll and Shiz yourselves

as for the gameplay itself its mostly doing collection quests, attending classes on a set schedule, and maybe learning spells? i managed to get a wand that farts out confetti before we got off track.

not to mention its a sensory nightmare because everyone is constantly playing with their wands and making fireworks and explosions and sparkles and throwing Potion That Makes You Green at you

all the npcs have two audio lines that they repeat over. and over. and over. one of arianas lines is absolutely incomprehensible and shes just kind of mumbling. i really dont know why they picked that to be one out of two

they gave me an F because i was too curious about the microtransactions and macrotransactions to go to class

all of this culminates into collecting emeralds to buy limited clothing items. i really hope i can save up enough to buy that fuck ass goat when it releases

for a game whos main allure is BUY OUR CLOTHES they sure overlooked their in game character editor

from what i can tell the available clothes have nothing to do with shiz and are just whatever is trending on roblox at the moment. and if youre already wearing layerable roblox clothes youre just about fucked- putting on too many layers results in amalgamations probably worth witch hunting

screenshots from @skencil-mcmooney thanks pookie im glad you got me breaking the game from a developing perspective there are things. wrong with it. from the fact putting on too many weird clothes allowed me to jump out of bounds and fall endlessly through space to the emotes widget taking a full minute to load and other shiz i havent fully explored because its not worth the strain it puts on my graphics card. and the worst part is no one even roleplays. if youve already got wicked fatigue before the movie is even out know that there are no bounds as to what universal is gonna put their money into to market this thing. i for one am so EXCITED to find out how boring the second movie is going to be (because theres gonna be TWO of them. did you guys know they go into the wizard of oz in act 2. because i didnt when i saw the show live. i thought defying gravity was the end of it. did you know theyre gonna make the wizard of oz again from a different pov. that's crazy) im going to bed

how do i contact justin mcelroy about the horrors of the official Wicked roblox roleplay game

[whatudowhennooneseesyou]

I’m doing a little collab with my lovely moots @straykidsreactionsandscenarios and @ateezreactionsandscenarios throughout April. The month has been divided up amongst us and we will post our own version of each trope on our designated days.

We used a random name generator to assign us days and all the ones highlighted in red (because my name is Ruby, duh) are the idols I'll be writing for.

Guidelines:

I will be using randomly generated 'smut' dialogue prompts from this blog:

My fics will be on the shorter side, around 500-1K.

All will contain smut and be 18+.

All of my fics will have a gn!reader so this series is accessible to all.

I also got a little bit too excited and wanted to use a random kink generator so all these drabbles will have an assigned kink too (the random kink generator had some INSANE kinks omg but I'm going to try my best).

If you want to join in please feel free, you can write for all tropes listed or a select few of your choice, just use #stayteez trope’pril in your tags so we can see them 😁

I am so excited as this is my VERY FIRST COLLABORATION with such amazing writers and I can't wait for you to all read them.

Day 1 - Enemies to Lovers - Yunho

Day 2 - Enemies to Lovers - Minho

Day 3 - Enemies to Lovers - Changbin

Prompt: 'I could take you right now'

Kink: Fantasy Au

Day 4 - Exes to Lovers - Mingi

Day 5 - Exes to Lovers - Jeongin

Day 6 - Exes to Lovers - Han

Prompt: 'I'm going to ruin you'

Kink: Exhibitionism

Day 7 - Strangers to Lovers - Hongjoong

Day 8 - Strangers to Lovers - Felix

Day 9 - Strangers to Lovers - Yeosang

Prompt: 'You're such a tease'

Kink: Somnophilia

Day 10 - Everyone can see it except them - Wooyoung

Day 11 - Everyone can see it except them - Chan

Day 12 - Everyone can see it except them - Jeongin

Prompt: 'What if I hurt you?'

Kink: Dacryphilia

Day 13 - Roommates - San

Day 14 - Roommates - Seungmin

Day 15 - Roommates - Jongho

Prompt: 'Shh, there's people in the other room'

Kink: Mutual Masturbation

Day 16 - Fake Dating - Seonghwa

Day 17 - Fake Dating - Han

Day 18 - Fake Dating - Mingi

Prompt: 'Show me how much you miss me'

Kink: Restraints

Day 19 - Friends to Lovers - Yeosang

Day 20 - Friends to Lovers - Changbin

Day 21 - Friends to Lovers - Felix

Prompt: 'I shouldn't allow myself to get this close to you'

Kink: Aphrodisiacs

Day 22 - Friends with Benefits - Jongho

Day 23 - Friends with Benefits - Hyunjin

Day 24 - Friends with Benefits - Seonghwa

Prompt: 'It's hot when you talk back'

Kink: Intercrural Sex

Day 25 - Brother/Sister's Best friend - Yunho

Day 26 - Brother/Sister's Best friend - Jeongin

Day 27 - Brother/Sister's Best friend - Wooyoung

Prompt: 'You better watch your f*cking mouth'

Kink: Camming

Day 28 - Childhood Best Friend - Mingi

Day 29 - Childhood Best Friend - Han

Day 30 - Childhood Best Friend - Hyunjin

Prompt: 'Letting me use you like this'

Kink: Clothed Sex

Taglist: @destiny-fics @umbralhelwolf  @starsareseen   @hipster-shiz @creativechaoticloner @cherry-0420 @lino-jagiyaa @mischiefsmind @scuzmunkie @mrcarrots @reighlee-greaves @junieshohoho @partywithgyu @kodzukein @whatsk-poppinhomies @yeosdarling @hologramhoneymoon @dilucpegg3r @marievllr-abg @craxy-person @itbtoblikethatsometimes @gyuhanniescarat @staytinyinmybpack @thirstybchanstan @necessiteez @wooyoungmybelovedhusband @hijeongguk @berryberrytan @notastraykid @sensitiveandhungry @laylasbunbunny @sometimesiwritethings @bluelove24

If you would like to be added to the taglist, please let me know:)

[chixxly]

Heroes Rising

I’m gonna point out EVERYTHING I noticed about this one scene. 

The colors... Look at the rainbow colors Hori did... You already know what I’m gonna say about that lmfao. It’s gay.

They are forming a heart... I’m not even joking this looks like something you would see when a ship becomes canon. Hori is too loud. You can tell that this was supposed to be a huge moment for BakuDeku.

THEN THIS SONG STARTS F*CKING PLAYING?!?! The melody to it is so beautiful. Thats why you probably cried while watching the movie. This song is called Might+U by Makayla Phillips you can search for it!

HORI EVEN SAID “lets make them sail off on a ship.” FORESHADOWING AGAIN??!>@>@@HSIOAHD But seriously though Hori you madman you can’t do us like this. 

WTF IS THIS GAYASS SHIZ? ARE THEY MAKING OUT THROUGH THE EYES OR SOMETHING?!!/1/!?/1/! THE KIDS HAD INTERRUPT THEM FOR THEM TO STOP STARING AT EACH OTHER! This would go on for hours if they didn’t get interrupted. 

This scene was small but not only did it look like he was blushing, he jumped on Kacchan like it was nothing mans had the guts to throw himself onto him lmfao. 

Dad Might this isn’t their wedding silly. You have to wait a few more years I promise. 

Bakugou calm your gay worried ass down your boyfriend said:

“It doesn’t matter there is no other way. Also, All Might would agree if it’s you...”

[dandaelions]

aespa’s “savage” album thoughts! 🐍😈

from debuting in controversy to rivaling established groups in the span of a year, the meteoric rise of this group has been veeeeeery interesting to witness. though I was initially one of those people with serious doubts about their concept, there’s no denying the powerhouse talent and energy these ladies are bringing to the scene - and the gobs of $$$ SM is throwing at this social experiment. they've definitely got some of the best visual designers working on this and it shows! going into this mini. I'm not quite sure what to expect - everything they've put out has looked GORGEOUS but do they deliver on the music? let's find out...

aenergy - can't quite understand what they're saying (edit: looking at the lyrics...I'm think I'm gonna need a glossary lol) but this is a pretty epic intro...in case you had any doubt what this group is about, now you know! I've never been a huge fan of chant-y verses so not quite digging the "everydaaAAAYYY we get better" but that beat HITS. oh gosh what does this rhythm remind me of?? I swear there's another song with this beat but I can't remember...

savage - intro really reminds me of super m's one (monster & infinity), that's a great build-up going into the chorus which then...goes nowhere...ok...I'm a little confused tbh. I wish the chorus was stronger to match the fierce energy from the verses. man these girls are KILLING it though! YAS THIS INSTRUMENTAL BREAK THOUGH!!! oh wait ok was that a key change? hold on whoa ningning is blasting off and then...it ends?

i feel under- and overwhelmed at the same time with this...like there are elements that are really great but that chorus totally kills the vibe, and don't quite understand the decision to add a key change at the end. everything ends up sounding quite disjointed when put together :/ mv looks AMAZING though so this is where dftf budget went lol jk jk corporation is gonna do what corporations do also props to the members for bringing their all, this is def very unconventional and honestly they sell it. we'll see how this does in the long-term...

I'll make you cry - oh fck. hold up. there's something going on here. the skitzy synth with those staccato verses and drum machine...

ok but that empty beat drop then that EXPLOSION at 1:15!!! THIS HITS!!! YAS I'M JUST!!! love this trap/hip-hop interpretation of a cyberpunk-y video game! I WANNA RACE A CAR TO THIS!!! the girls sound positively dangerous and I can totally imagine them as the protagonists of a futuristic action movie! OH BUT THE BRIDGE!! oh it's so sparkling and WOW they sound so amazing with their lower registers. the mixing actually sounds really incredible in this song, there's a lot going on but it's all balanced really well and all the vocal flourishes and harmonies!! despite the intensity, there's plenty of space for all of the members to shine. OKAY DOKEY I was not expecting that but MAN I was vibing!!

edit: QUEEN KENZIE THANK YOU

yeppi yeppi - the beat is PRESENT. sounds almost like they took a red velvet song and synth-ified it...oh WHOA the section that starts at 1:20 the drum machine!! the beats!! wooooo what a roller coaster ride! actually you know what, this almost seems like something that might've been slated for f(x), this song just gets weirder and weirder the more it goes on...holy SHIZ how much did they cram in here?? I'm just sitting here like 😧 producers really had fun with this one lol. def not for everyone's taste but I think I like it! might have to give this a few more listens...

iconic - ohh all right spy movie-action sequence vibes...heavy rap verses with this one, I'm glad they get to show so many different sides. nice contrast with the pre-chorus there, letting the space expand for a bit before packing the beats right back in. I am half expecting taeyong to drop in for a few lines here lol, sounds very much in nct's alley. lyrically the chorus feels a bit juvenille but I can vibe to it, the chromatic descents add enough movement to keep it going. ahhh the bridge sounds so refreshing! hmm yeah I feel this one!

lucid dreams - just based off the title I'm expecting something a bit more laid-back, and it seems like I'm right! the sustained synths add more mood and atmosphere here...really like the background noise, that's a nice touch! oh it's so nice to hear their voices a little bit more stripped back :) the trap beats are back at it again, except a bit more relaxed here. tempo is still pretty fast though. OOOOHHHH YESSSSS THE CHORUS. YES. sometimes doing less is more, and that's exactly what's working out here. the harmonies really get a chance to shine and they're able to convey so much emotion, paradoxically, by not conveying much at all. nice transition from the layered chorus to the singular vocal line, sonically a very interesting moment. love the shooting star effects and little touches going on in the background! OH THIS BRIDGE! oh wow what a way to close out the album

overall - I AM SO PLEASANTLY SURPRISED!! wow this really delivered some amazing stuff and I am so happy that a lot of this is in the vein of what I like listening to, like trap, synthwave, and electronica. sm back at it again with the weak title tracks, but I am honestly so glad the ladies got some b-sides to show what they're really about. clearly they're got the vocals and the musicality to tackle whatever is thrown at them, and I've really been impressed by them so far. even in the saturated landscape of kpop, this sounds fresh and interesting and PROPS to the producing team!! they brought it!! my playlists grew a bit today, yayyyy :)

[ao3feed-bakusquad]

For Forever and a Day

For Forever and A Day by 12cool briz21

Their life? Nearly perfect. A career being Pro heroes, had their own apartment, and friends that supported them. It was all so perfect. Until it wasnt.

Bakugo Katsuki is found in an alley covered in blood, unconscious and his fiancée finds him as such. With little to go on, Kirishima has to find out what happened before the villain attacks again.

You, as an audience will be piecing the story together from the end to the beginning. Think of it as ‘Momento’ the movie. The original story has been rewritten.

Words: 3284, Chapters: 2/10, Language: English

Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence

Categories: F/M, M/M

Characters: Bakugou Katsuki, Bakugou Mitsuki, Kirishima Eijirou, Midoriya Izuku, Todoroki Shouto, Class 1-A, Kaminari Denki, OC Villian, Toga Himiko

Relationships: Bakugou Katsuki/Kirishima Eijirou, Midoriya Izuku/Todoroki Shouto, Kaminari Denki/Shinsou Hitoshi

Additional Tags: Whoops i chose violence again, Angst with a Happy Ending, i dont want to spoil too much, OC villian, Who decided to be in a stabby mood, Kirishima Eijirou is a Ray of Sunshine, Protective Kirishima Eijirou, Established Relationship, Bakugou Katsuki Swears A Lot, Bakugou Katsuki is Bad at Feelings, and they were roomates, jk, They are Fiancés, Todoroki Shouto is a Dork, Characters Are Pro Heroes, Violence, slight PTSD?, Ill tag for each chapter, I promise a happy ending, i can always retag, they will do adult shiz, Tooth Rotting Fluff, after shit goes down tho

Read Here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/34004092