#explodes 500 times

[jessenitrogen]

sketches of. this guy

(Varvatos does not understand how a shrimp can fry rice.) (Expressions study)

[womansfilm]

Brief Encounter (1945)

[reinabeestudio]

Been talking about old OCs, which made me remember I've been reworking on my (former) f/naf gang for a few years now. For now, I humbly offer Clyde 👍

[verysmallcyborg]

went down the dangerous thought process of "listens to songs about being a robot > hey what if cyborg fornax AU > uh oh"

[sonknuxadow]

listings for old sonic figures are like RARE SONIC ACTION FIGURE 70 DOLLARS and its ear is broken off and its missing a leg and is just overall in the shittiest condition youve ever seen in your life. and its not even that rare

[iknowwhereyousleepatnight]

professor that wants us to do 3 discussion boards a week if i ever get my hands on you....

[rabbithaver]

OK IT'S NOT FUNNY ANYMORE. dunmeshi spoilers below the cut

WHAT IF I EXPLODED TEN BILLION TIMES? WHAT THEN? FUCK. FUCK!!!!

[scottapez]

molly would love rpgs and roguelikes i feel it in my soul................

[amugoffandoms]

hi mug :))

remember that ddlc stream?? you asked (actually I asked but whatever) and I delivered (the only one who took action smh)

anyways. ddlc x milgram am i right??

(i got too lazy to draw it digitally but I might do it at some point)

sayori is kinda similar to mappi in terms of personality,,, 👉👈 if yuri looks similar to yuno and sayori is similar to mappi,,,what do u think abt the others??

LEE AHMFKGJFLGG LEEE THAMKKUCUCOCIHVFJFIGG DDLC X MILGRAM EXPLDODEJKGJT

JM HOLDING THE IM HOLDING TJEM IM HOLDING THEM (EXPLODES EXPLODES EXPLODES EXPL)

OH AND i posted this in the server but it was a rough sketch JDJJFGF

NATSUKI AND MONIKA UM!!! Very good question hmm

Monika kinda reminds me of Shidou or Mikoto only because those two had something severe happen to them that created a snowball effect to cause their murders. I think it's more so on Shidou's side because Shidou was selfish and desperate to save his family that he didn't care about the means to go about it (during the moment, at least.)

Natsuki is. . . Um Fuuta. OKAY HEAR ME OUT. I know they're pretty aggressive but they also seem to have a small soft spot! Plus, they also want to be good enough for others, like Natsuki and her interests. In Side Stories, she's often belittled for her interests and she hates that. (Her old friend group is also bad as fuck so!!!!) They both don't want to be perceived as weak. They just want to be seen as who they are!

[gibbearish]

got referred to a pelvic floor physical therapist after my unable-to-be-completed-pap-smear and found out from the paperwork its an . electrostimulant therapy? gonna be intewesting

[gorgynei]

test of strength (fighting the bloodhound knight) and test of mind (running 30+ seconds to the mist door every single time you die)

[downybirbs]

Found that there is at least 1 shiny Pokémon that I would like, and finding out how you look for them is making me pass away

[ayakoito]

About Cologne Cathedral ⛪️

[punkymaysnark]

Already a week since the eclipse.

I've only been out in the sun for twenty minute intervals at most, and every time I came back in with symptoms of sun poisoning. And of course now Buffalo weather wants to be shitty the opposite way by always being clear at inconvenient times.

[claimbo]

1 5K a DAY #sidehustlers #affiliatemarketing #motivation #perfectsidehu...

[everytimewetouch-dot-mp3]

christ more dragon god sy yapping:

all those b-points he got from finishing that first quest? gone. my mans got like 100 every time he blessed a new generation of peak lords, plus the 500 he got from finishing that first main quest {From the Ground Up}, plus whatever he got from fighting off all those beasties who tried to kill his little cultivators way back when.

but when he unlocks his human form, he does not unlock clothes, and he has to buy them from the system store! truly unfair! he looks pretty similar to how he looked in his first life, just a little less sickly. he also has to buy a sword from the system, which is frankly bullshit. but lanrui is a lovely sword—an almost pearlescent sheen to the blade, with peach blossoms inlaid in the hilt and a dragon scale sheath that…it’s almost certainly made from his scales, actually. weird. after buying everything he needs from the bullshit system’s scam shop, he’s left with about 150 B-points.

after his magical girl transformation from gigantic dragon god to gangly human wrapped in way too many layers of sumptuous green and blue silks, shen yuan is sent off the mountain on a couple of missions from the system. pop into the demon realm to slay this evil, fend off these fierce corpses attacking this little town—tutorial shit. it’s weird having such a small body again after six (or seven hundred???? he’s not thinking about the enormity of time right now) years as a gigantic dragon. his steps feel a thousand times lighter, and the first time he tries to pick a fruit from a tree, he kind of explodes it with spiritual energy. the tutorial is, unfortunately, necessary.

the system is almost helpful when it shares his stats and all his cool dragon skills. his official name here is lord canglong, but honestly it would be so hard to explore this world if people were falling all over themselves when they heard his names. did dragon gods get personal names before courtesy too? fighting with the system gets him a corny, half-assed compromise.

he still gets to be shen yuan, but while his first life’s yuan was 垣 yuán (wall), in his second life it’s 愿 yuàn (desire, hope), and the shen he has is… very transparently 神, shén (god, deity). he’s got stupid amounts of spiritual energy, he doesn’t need to eat or drink, and sometimes plants bloom around him since he’s the also kind of the god of springtime?

right when he gets excited thinking about how he’s a god!! (the dragon god in PIDW!! that bastardization of qinglong that airplane wrote who never did shit to defend the realms until his mountain was being destroyed by binghe merging them!!) the system butts in to remind him that there are limitations. he can’t kill humans except in certain circumstances or else he’ll be punished, which—fine, he didn’t plan to go around murdering people anyway? his dragon form will be locked whenever he’s not on canglong peak (bullshit!! what kind of half assed nerfing—) and there’s a permanent penalty on his account, [Dragon Ex Machina], that threatens to penalize him if he uses his dragon god powers to bully the plot into going his way.

so what’s the point of being a dragon god, then!?!??!?!

he spends days bickering debating with the system while he learns to use his sword and qi without exploding whatever he touches, but the system refuses to budge. if he tries to bully the plot too much, he’ll be punished. it’s bullshit, but so is this whole novel he’s found himself in, so…

shen yuan is ready to spend a few more days acclimating before he gets a game plan together but that flies out the window when something starts burning at the back of his mind, screaming that something’s wrong, something is in danger, part of his territory is threatened. he hasn’t felt that since the last demon invasion, and before he can stop himself, he’s mounted lanrui and darted off toward that feeling that something is wrong, wrong, wrong.

he ends up having blown in a wall of qing jing’s discipline hall, the tail of shen qingqiu’s whip caught in his fist (and fuck, that hurt to catch!!! his hand is definitely bleeding) as he stares down the man who was really just about to start whipping a child. a couple of disciples have gone white; a couple others have fallen over. the only ones in the room unaffected are shen yuan, luo binghe whose eyes are wide as he gazes up at him, and fucking scum villain extraordinaire, shen qingqiu. and the scum villain’s first words to him, lord canglong, dragon god of qing jing peak???

“move, or i’ll beat you too.”