#explanation btw

[alexanderlightweight]

Prompt: Early on in their relationship, Magnus walks in on Alec masturbating and when Alec goes to stop, Magnus stops him from doing that and tells him to keep going. Magnus doesn't touch but he does watch. And *talk*.

So I think I forgot to actually ever reply to it. But this was one of my first prompts ever. And I did write and post it… on ao3. It’s possible I either forgot to post it, or that my anxiety didn’t let me publicly respond when I wrote it. I don’t remember how comfortable I was with posting explicit porn back then and ‘advertising it’.

Mostly, btw, cause people assume if you like writing porn, that you went to hear all about their personal sex drives and how they get horny. I am ace.

I don’t mind kinky requests btw. There is a cluster of us aces who love writing kinky AND sexy shit. And I like writing explicitly fictional sex, and being prompted with fictional stuff. I’ll set my own boundaries and hard limits as needed. I just don’t enjoy personal information about strangers sex lives being shared btw. I don’t care if people enjoy anything I write; I just don’t want to hear explicitly that they do.

Please just tell me you like the story or the way things are written or just that it’s ‘hot’ and that’s fine. But it makes me incredibly uncomfortable for people to reach out and praise my stuff because it ‘makes them horny’ or it ‘puts them in the mood’. Because of not just being ace but trauma; I am incredibly sex repulsed in RL. And when people say stuff like that, even when they don’t mean to put me in a bad place, I have to work my way into feeling comfortable enough to post smut again. Or even often to write it.

So people please refrain from that. Or @saeths will handle it so I don’t have anxiety spirals and stop writing…. Again.

[sunshinem0ths]

club meshis

[allthethoughtsandstuff]

do you guys ever think about how drop dead gorgeous kevin day must be to make up for his fucking personally

[wheelsup-sevenup]

there’s like. there’s probably more this is just off the top of my head.

there’s transcripts in the alt text if you don’t want to squint :)

[niftykalo]

Deadpool keeps calling Logan peanut, for some reason, which is admittedly a very cute but random nickname... Right? Well, not at all.

It's a fucking reference to the greatest showman.

And i only had that realization of the century now, a week later, while listening to "The Other Side"

[hedgehog-moss]

Je pense que les gens qui ne comprennent pas pourquoi l'embarras sur la part de tarte n'ont jamais été dans un petit restaurant français avec juste un menu du jour et n'ont donc jamais connu les hauts et les bas du loto du dessert (pour toujours dévastée de ne pas avoir eu de la tarte à la rhubarbe parce que la dernière part m'est passée littéralement sous le nez) (#rhubarbeGateDe2019)

Thank you for these messages, it got me thinking about the possible rural / urban angle to the matter! In (some parts of) the countryside there can be a sentiment of scarcity / limited resources and opportunities, like if there are no other restaurants, no nearby shops to go buy a frozen pie—and maybe also more of an incentive to take strangers into consideration, because you don't expect to see random strangers ever again in a big city whereas here the person eating nearby in a restaurant might end up being the ally you'll need in a future Complex Rural Vendetta... But also in terms of atmosphere, diners in city restaurants might be more in their bubble compared to a countryside restaurant where people say hello to everyone on their way to their table, everyone is eating the exact same meal, so there's more of a feeling of togetherness even if you don't know these people?

Oh and @ first anon I agree that small rural French restaurants with their unique menu du jour with limited options that often won't be offered again anytime soon are a whole universe where micro-tragedies happen every day. My condolences for the rhubarb tart :(

[soulsilvers]

top ten reasons why red is THE MOST BADASS trainer in the pokemon franchise NUMBER ONE he gets that man pregnant!!

green and red still have the energy and room for one more <3 that wish proves itself to be.. fruitful.

(yes this subject matter can possibly piss off some tumblr catholic. blacklist the pregnancy tag if this is not your thing or block me. thank you for your co-operation.)

[dyketubbo]

i think when you hold pepito over water pepito starts doggy paddling in the air like puppies do

[citruslllad]

friends who beat the shit out of cops together

[piquuroblox]

half twisted sprout funsies

also have this horrible idea i had of how i think twisted Rodger went

[mikurinkuwu]

first one is miku defending rin from her crimes (god forbid women have hobbies 🙄) and the second one...

[spotaus]

If you're still accepting requests, you could draw Cross x Lust?

Hello anon! Definitely still accepting requests! And I need you to know that this request literally short-circuited my brain, because I rendered all of these doodles 🙏

Cross X Lust was Not on my bingo board of things I'd draw, but the combo just settled in my head and felt Super Right and I got to sketching and realized I really liked their energy and just... didn't stop drawing! Thank you SO MUCH for the request! (They give me the vibes of Cross being the one who insists on being chivalrous and very protective, while Lust gets some freedom to relax and be himself and get pampered a bit! Idk if I explained it right, but it makes sense in my brain-)

[tatakaeeren]

⏯ Jujutsu Kaisen men "sexy" playlist

[anemonet]

reverse iterators au which decimated my brain for 2 hours, i, uh, im gonna go pass out

[daily-grian]

just a guy

[locusfandomtime]

i hope you guys understand my vision