#expand the cinematic universe

[sentimentalslut]

Duncan: shouldn't you be at school right now?

Santana: shouldn't you have been at my birth?

Duncan: ...tell your Aunt Gwen that DJ can have his crockpot back when he pries it from my cold dead hands

shouldn’t you have been at my birth I’m screaming you know he’s NEVER living that down

[notacluedo]

lil gods own country Andrew and Neil

[sreppub]

I saw your selfie!Jason au and was hit with the sudden crack idea that instead of UtRH happening Jason just kinda finishes school and goes to college under an ID from Talia. Damian knows him and knows he's a selkie, Damian does not know if he's allowed to straight up tell Bruce about Jason because the whole Talia not telling him and giving jay a secret id

Anyway I established all of that for the crack idea of Jason realizing Damian goes to the zoo like a lot and makes it his life's mission to break into the seal exhibit when Damian is there to fuck with him and get him to look even more unhinged than he actually is and this is eventually how he gets found out by the bats as being alive and in Gotham. Because Jason couldn't just not give his baby brother a hard time in the most extra way possible

That's such a deranged big brother thing to do 😂 stare Damian down FROM INSIDE the seal exhibit??????

Please the kid is just trying to do some animal sketches not spend 6 hours wondering if he hallucalinated that seal winking at him

Side note i love when jason is just not a vigilante. Yasss let that boy go to college and be a normie

[kaleldobrev]

Hughie's Best Friend is Dating Soldier Boy Masterlist

Hughie isn't fond of the idea that his best friend and Soldier Boy are together. And sometimes, due to this fact, Ben goes out of his way to make sure Hughie hears the two of them having sex in order to torture him.

Reader and Hughie have been best friends since kindergarten

Reader joined The Boys a year before Lamplighter killed Mallory's grandkids

**Fics are in the order they should be read in **Will add more to this masterlist as more fics are written

A Simple Misunderstanding (3.3k) | Hughie might of overheard something he probably shouldn’t have between you and Ben

I Want Them To Hear (3k) | Ben wants to make sure Hughie knows what it actually sounds like when the two of you have sex. In other words, Ben makes damn sure Hughie gets yet another night of no sleep because of the two of you.

After Everything (1.5k) | You and Ben have a heart to heart

Aren't You Forgetting Something? (4.6k) | Ben forgets one of the most important days in yours and his relationship — your one year anniversary

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

Vážení přátelé, já- *odejde do rohu brečet*

[skyf0ckz]

I give you...Chas and Billy!!!

[frogayyyy]

i think the sequel to the out of touch spock video should be private eyes quodo

[ralseinumberonebiggestsupporter]

sparkle on its wednesday dont forget susie and ralsei are friends

[saintxgerard]

My supportive father and his ‘friend’ Anthony have to talk to me about ‘something important’

[faggotryandtransjesterism]

i don't know what i thought secretary (2002) was going to be about but i was Not expecting it to be about autism fueled d/s dynamics thank fucking god for james spader you absolute freak. where would cinema be without him

[lopposting]

the year is 2023 and there is now a pinocchio fandom

[justafriendofxanders]

eliot is the third wheel of ot3 the way there are three wheels on a tricycle and lindsey is the third wheel of dangel the way there are three wheels involved in a collision between a bike and a unicycle

[alexjcrowley]

Was watching Babylon with my dad when I got jumoscared by Brad Pitt and mesathinks that if the fucker wanted a "serious" movie about F1 instead of Talladega Nights- F1 version, his only real alternative was NOT making a shitty self-insert adaptation starting the current grid (who will probably suck at acting, let's face it), he should have done a balls to walls movie about the frankly disgusting streams of money and corruption of the F1 world, basically Babylon- F1 version, but I understand the FIA would have never allowed that. And also Brad Pitt is not Damien Chazelle.

[blackjackkent]

Aaaaaaaand your usual three - choose whichever grabs you :)

Hector/Karlach - Kisses Meant To Distract The Other Person From Whatever They Were Intently Doing 

Jaheira/Rasaad - Starting With A Kiss Meant To Be Gentle, Ending Up In Passion

Rakha/Wyll - Accidentally Witnessed kiss

(Kiss Prompts)

TY as always for all the prompts you send even though I am sometimes slooooooow. XD For your patience, you receive: Jaheira content!

Jaheira/Rasaad - Starting With A Kiss Meant To Be Gentle, Ending Up In Passion (Rating: T)

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"Shh. Hold still," Jaheira instructs him gently. "The cut is not deep." She nudges at his shoulder, pushing him to roll onto his side to expose the jagged slash left by the Sharran's dagger.

Not deep, yes. Thank the gods. But not nothing either. The grass around them is spattered with his blood - and the blood of the Sharran woman that struck him, who lies nearby with a gash from Jaheira's panther-claws across her chest.

Rasaad hisses a slow breath outwards. "Two of them escaped," he mutters.

"We will find them," she answers curtly. "Or, more likely, we shall see them again, whether we wish to or not." Her tone is meant to be wry and soothing, but she can hear the rumble of her own anger at the bottom of it. How long were the Dark Moon agents following them? How many more will they send?

And even beneath the anger - fear. Fear that the dagger could have cut a little deeper and killed him, and this fragile thing of love between them shattered apart almost before it has begun...

Not again. Never again. I will not let it happen...

Rasaad's thoughts are clearly trending the same way. He reaches behind him to fumble for one of her hands, and only relaxes when he feels her fingers close around his. He settles onto his side and squeezes his eyes shut, frustrated. "I suspected we would be tracked from Calimport... but I did not think they would follow us this far."

"Why not?" Jaheira says, somewhat bitterly. "We have killed an evil man, so it is natural that the evil which followed him should seek revenge."

With her free hand, she presses her palm gently over the blood-damp rent in his tunic. Healing magic pulses from her skin to his, and she feels the gentle tickle of motion where his body starts to reknit the torn place back together.

He grunts with relief as the pain eases and then rolls slowly onto his back again so he can look up at her. "Yes," he agrees quietly. "I should have known better. I should have... thought of the danger I have put you in. I am--"

"Stop." She puts her fingertips to his lips. "Do not say it. You will not run from me to keep me safe. Not again. And nor shall I run from you." Her lips twitch in a savage smile. "This fight belongs to us both; you would not deny me that."

He hums low in his throat. "I am silenced, then," he murmurs, his eyes fixed on hers with sudden intensity.

She relaxes, shifts her hand aside to instead cup his cheek, and leans down to kiss him. The warm steadiness of his touch is still new enough that it sends a little eager shiver down her spine, and it mixes in a heady wave with the fading adrenaline of the fight, and the profound relief that it is over and both of them still breathe. He tastes just a little of iron where the Sharran's blood splashed across his face.

She intends to pull back - he needs to rest, they need to make camp, they need to keep watch for the Sharrans' return - but instead she fists a hand suddenly into his shirt, deepening the kiss, pressing his head down into the cushion of the grass.

His fingers dig sharply into her back, pulling her fiercely against him, and his teeth catch her lower lip, a sharp sting quickly released. He lets out a soft, breathless gasp against her mouth - and it morphs rapidly into a low growl. He rolls up against her, over, pushing her beneath him--

"Nngh." He stops abruptly and his face twists with pain as he wrenches the arm with the injured shoulder. "Ow."

She can't help a slight grin - not at his distress but at the distinct note of frustration in his face as their momentum is abruptly curtailed. "Such restraint, Rasaad yn Bashir. A credit to the Order of the Sun Soul," she teases him gently, pressing a hand to his chest. Blue light shimmers beneath his tunic as she delivers another burst of healing magic. "Were I a more selfless woman, I would say it is far more important that you rest..."

He half-closes his eyes, waiting as the healing power works its way again through the torn skin and muscle. A flicker of amusement tugs at his lips. "Mm. A fine thing for us both, then, that you are not," he says, and leans down to kiss her again.

[kaleldobrev]

Old Man / Age Gap Universe Masterlist

Reader and Dean have a 15 year age gap. Let the hilarity and sexy times ensue! **Fics are in the order they should be read in **Will add more to this masterlist as more fics are written

The Feeling Was Instant (4.3k) | After almost dying on a hunt, will you and Dean finally admit the way you feel about each other despite the age gap?

Old Man (3.4k) | Dean never had a problem with the age gap between you two; not until now any way

Daddy in a Different Way (2.5k) | A simple misunderstanding leads an older woman to believe that you and Jack are together, not you and Dean. But Dean does a “very good job” at clearing things up…But maybe not in the best way.

[axel-the-goat-guy-and-gal]

New member of the Alakazam Attraction!!!

I HAVE STOLEN- Er I mean "recruited" Juno here from my friend... Well, uhh... Juno-punk x3

WITH HIS PERMISION!!!

Some fun facts (that im totally not making up on the spot) about this here feline fellow: He's a musician and likes to play the drums and the guitar, has no mouth and must scream but can still talk, is extremely ✨GAY✨, is a total nerd, loves to rock out and jam with his friends, loves to skate, doesnt know where the bodies are hidden and you should really stop asking that buddy friend chum pal :), not allowed to smoke in the tents or else Al will spray him with the water bottle, totally DOESNT like pets and you SHOULDNT pet him or else you're a stupid idiot! (aka loves being pet but is embarassed), and uhh.... Yeah. :3

Some more pics I stole- I MEAN "Recruited" from my friend Juno (Who is a badass and you all should follow him he's really cool x3):

also @juno-punk you're contractually obligated to draw Juno and Al hanging out now x3 /j