#mesathink Max Verstappen should watch Whiplash
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Was watching Babylon with my dad when I got jumoscared by Brad Pitt and mesathinks that if the fucker wanted a "serious" movie about F1 instead of Talladega Nights- F1 version, his only real alternative was NOT making a shitty self-insert adaptation starting the current grid (who will probably suck at acting, let's face it), he should have done a balls to walls movie about the frankly disgusting streams of money and corruption of the F1 world, basically Babylon- F1 version, but I understand the FIA would have never allowed that. And also Brad Pitt is not Damien Chazelle.
#and I don't even fuck with Damien Chazelle like that#but it is the simple truth#fuck Brad Pitt fuck the stupid F1 movie#mesathink Max Verstappen should watch Whiplash#Damien Chazelle I am begging you make a movie about f1#3 out of your 4 movies are about how Being An Artist SucksTM#expand your cinematic universe with the thrilling twist: being an athlete sucks#you won't regret it#Max Verstappen could be your new muse (Whiplash-coded)#Or even Charles Leclerc (La La Land-coded)#and I haven't finished Babylon yet but it REEKS of Fernando Alonso and Flavio Briatore bullshit#CHARLES CAN EVEN PLAY THE PIANO. WRITE HIM A MUSICAL SONG.#damien chazelle#f1#formula 1#brad pitt#brad pitt f1#f1 movie
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