#excutient

[ygo-monster-type-tournament]

Round 1c, Match 9: G Golem vs. B.E.S. vs. Excutie!

G Golem Invalid Dolmen // Boss Rush // Excutie Emergency

[opzeijfi04]

What if she was so horny she beggged you to rip off her uniform and fuck her in her mouth, pussy and even her ass.

Anderson Gapes Ball Deep Anal CONTINUE...

[arkadiaasks]

In what ways do you think the success of the new Excutie cards will impact future card design in Rush Duels? And do you think there will be anything like the Excuties in the future?

It'll encourage power creep and absolutely, Excuties were meant to create a new meta/power Deck to push sales and break the hold of Level 7 strategies that were seen too monolithic in Konami's eyes.

[rushkitchen]

Deck Type: Leo Lurker Format: KP12 From: West Link: https://twitter.com/VoltalonR/status/1627163566855061505?t=HocVX_lvli3Xh7jafRVOvQ&s=19

[lazyjellyfishcreation]

My thoughts on witcher!jaskier

So, so. I have been looking at a lot of witcher!jaskier shit lately, and eventhough bear!jaskier strikes a cord in my heart, to me, jask will always be a cat. So, with Jaskier being a cat, he would know Aiden, that would be logical. My question: what would their relationship be? my headcanon, Jaskier is Aidens teacher! Hear me out. Julek (jaskier's first actual name) was a promising young witcher of about 50 years old when it happend. He doesn't go to the caravan often because he doesn't like his siblings all that much, but he occasionally does to gamble and drink without having to worry about prejudice. He gambles his fun money away and gets drunk as a skunk in the process. He then remembers just how much he doesn't like being at the caravan and in his drunken mind decides to leave the caravan then and there to continue on the path. On his way out he stumbles into the wrong cart and finds Aiden. Aiden came out wrong. When he went trough the grasses (i hc that eventhough the cats do take in witchers from other schools that came out wrong, they also made their own, and aiden was one of the later.) Usually, a cat comming out with weird mutations isn't a problem, that's the cats school's specialty. But Aiden was a step too far. Aiden was deaf after the grasses. And the mages wanted to know why, so they strapped him to a table, to dissect him later. that's where Julek finds him. at 12 years old, scared, feverish from the grasses, alone, unable to hear, and not knowing what is going got happen to him. Julek, drunk as he is, decides that this is the perfect opportunity to make a shit decision and just. Takes. The kid. Julek just steals this child, and when he sobers up he realizes that that was a shit desicion but can't go back now, not when the kid looks up at him with scared sad eyes and go god he is gonna get so attached to this kid. So, Julek raises Aiden to the best of his abilties. He feeds him, trains him, teaches him the speech of hands (sighn language). Aiden is a smart boy, and phenomenal with trowing knives, he truly has impeccable aim. He's large too. Whatever took his hearing made him grow fast as fuck. Eventually, just when Aiden is getting used to not hearing, after a year or so, fate is cruel to him once again and takes his silent safety. Getting his hearing back is excutiating. Everything is loud, and sounds are so sharp now and it is overwhelming and aiden just want's it to be quit again but it is never quiet and and and. He's not having a good time. It takes him well over a month for him to adjusted to sounds. But now his hearing is better then any witcher's. It's overwhelming and it hurts but at least he can hear the monsters coming now.

All the while they are getting chased. Rememeber: Julek took a kit that wasn't his, not only that, Aiden was supposed to be a sience experiment and the cat mages want him back. so, 3 years after aiden getting stolen they make the desicion to go back to the caravan and claim aiden as julek's kit, to keep them from being hunted.

only problem: only grandmasters can assighn a witcher a kit to go on the path with, and the current grandmaster won't do it, because the mages want to keep him. so, Julek does the sane thing and chalenges the granmaster. If he wins and kills the grandmaster, then he becomes the grandmaster and can claim Aiden. if not, well... he wont be around to witness what they would do to his kit (son) nobody expects this 50 something year old witcher to beat the grandmaster with a century of experience under his belt. Julek is good, but he's (relatively) young. They are all wrong. Julek wins. Aiden is his. He claims his kid, steps down from the grandmaster position and fucks right off. I have so much more for this au but it's late so i might write that later if you want.

[peekothamil]

Yu-Gi-Oh OC Week Late Day 1

I literally found out about this last night and I'm ecstatic to tell y'all about my, no, OUR GIRL!

Day 1: Introductions

"Greeting everyone, my name is Elmyra, the greatest duelist, and swordswoman, to ever walk this planet! Fear my blade, and my Excuties, for I will oblicerate you before you can even personify my Blade of Accubation! (yeah, those big words will make them scared of me!)

So say your prayers duelist! Say your prayers duelist! Cause after this beatdown, you'll be needing double the stitches! (Yeah, nailed it.)

Now, let's stop talking and start dueling! GO RUSH!!!"

[cyrusthetripletrimurderer]

GRWM as I have an excutiating time trying to make a past Cyrus rig

[golden-fairylights]

That's the coolest ask game I've ever seen!

4, 6, 11, 19, 20, 22 pretty please

Thank you so much for the ask, let's do this🩷🩷

I already answered question 4 here so go check that one out🥰

6- What’s a song that you relate to?

This is a very hard one and I just went though all of my playlists and found so many songs that I relate to on some level but many many more that I just like a lot but got nothing to do with my life. The one song I decided on is "Snowglobe, Pt. 2" by Ethan Jewell because I feel like i know thefeeling he describes in this song quite well and every time I listen to it I feel it so deep that I almost have to cry (sometimes I have to). I jsut feel like that the optimistic ending is really me so, yeah, I guess that one, but I'm really not sure.

11- When’s the last time you cried?

It was a few weeks ago. A little context: I had to stop playing football because of an ingury on my knee and I'm not really over the fact that I have to leave this (quite big) part of my life behind. What made me cry was a conversation with my parents where we talked about other sports I could do because the main thing for me was always the team part and they started naming team sports that I either hate but would be possible (cycling or swimming) or sports that I would love to try but aren't (apparently all other team sports). Somehow all of the emotions came over me. I haven't really cried because of the ingury before and I started crying right there. But in general I don't cry that often.

19- Would you rather be frozen, burned, or drowned?

Frozen for sure! I've heard it feel like falling asleep once you've reaced a point where you don't feel your body anymore. And then when I'm blacked out my heart will just stop beating. (I don't know why you would want to get burned when burnign your finger is already the most excutiating pain ever. Same for drowning, I feel like breathing in water is so painful so why would I choose that one...)

20- If there's hell of some sort, do you think you’re going there?

Well that depends on what gets you into hell right? But let's say you go to hell when you do something with the intention to do something bad or mean. Then I would say I won't go to hell because, while i don't get a long with everybody, I mostly try to understand their perspectives (except with nazis, homophobes and stuff like that, I'm sorry but they are going to my hell for sure). If we are talking about the cristian hell (which is the only one I kind of know about) I would say yes because I don't believe in god.....

22- Would you kill someone you don’t know to save someone you love?

Agh, I feel like I'm rambling way too much but again there are two options here. Option one: Sherlock BBC series final style where I have both of them standing in front of me with someone other trying to kill my loved one and I can only save them by killing an innocent bystander. I don't think I could do it. So no, not if I have to do it directly and with them standing right in front of me. Option two: By saving my loved one the other just dies without me actually doing the killing but I know they would die. I think I would do it.

I'm sorry I've talked this much🩷

[ygo-monster-type-tournament]

Round 2c, Match 5: Excutie vs. Music Princess!

Excutie Emergency // Music Princess's Whirling Wind

[your-heavily-father]

☠️☠️NICE… TEETH!!☠️☠️

Write a letter to your 100-year-old self. Why? I’ll be long gone by then. Not trying to be grim, it’s just when you take a DNA test it tends to answer a lot of questions. Outside of whatever toxic chemicals I’ve voluntarily introduced my personal meat suit too, I’ve managed to keep my water to this point. (The Freman would be proud.) Yet, judging by the excutiating pain in my lower joints at…

[jamesgraybooksellerworld]

The passion of Christ in the Renaissance with 24 woodcuts by Urs Graff. 1507 Passio domini with text by Matthias Ringmann.

680J Ringmann, Matthais  (1482–1511) Or Geiler von Kaisersberg (1445-1510) & woodcuts by Urs Graff (1485-1529) and Johann Wechtlin (1480-15??). Passio domini nostri Jesu Christi ex euangelistarum textu & [quam] accuratissime deprompta additis sanctissimis exquisitissimis q[uam] figuris. HEVS EME LECTOR Nam & lachrymas (nisi lapideus sueris) ista tibi excutient & sanctiorem vitam protinus…

[arkadiaasks]

With the new limit regulations, do you think there will be a different top deck than Excuties? If so, what would it be?

I think it'll be Excuties but by not as abusive as a margin and I wouldn't be shocked if the Sea Serpent Deck ends up doing something?

[rushkitchen]

Deck Type: Excutie

Format: KP12 

From: JP

Link: https://twitter.com/machidaT_toreca/status/1624349253916315649/photo/2

[sun13koi]

@clown-hour

Thanks

didn’t screen shot it all but here’s more from Stan’s page

Ngl I am also in excutiating pain rn so me and bill are twinsies

turns out I was wrong about the Stanley code

THERES MORE

after several Stan themed eBay searches, you’ll come to this (warning:spoilers)

[fireflyinsun]

The most Excutiating pain is when you realise you are selfless for selfish people , for people who you put above yourselves asking to do the same when you have to do it for yourself.

[latibulation]

@excutient here with a special birthday present for a lucky boy.

There’s a small anxiety that thrums in the back of Fuyuhiko’s head, one that tells him his friends are so damn tired of getting baked shit for their birthdays. This time it’s different though, so it should be fine. Right? Right.

That’s what he tells himself at least as he wraps up the box that holds a combination of one brownie, one jam cookie, and one cupcake. More specifically, they’re edibles. Weed. THC. Fuyuhiko has never made something like this before, but he know if anyone is going to appreciate it, it’s Nagito.

So he steels himself as he knocks on Nagito’s door, wanting to wake up his boyfriend with a normal breakfast in bed, and the present in a bag hanging on his arm, “Hey babe, it’s just me!” Once Nagito opens the door, Fuyuhiko gives him a bright smile with a soft blush, excited to be celebrating a birthday for the first time since they got together.

“Happy Birthday babe!” he smiles still, “I brought you breakfast in bed, and uh, a present. You can open it whenever, but you gotta eat soon before this shit gets cold.” He hopes Nagito opens the gift sooner or later, maybe that will ease his anxiety.

birthdays aren’t much of note to nagito. it’s another day, and if it goes too well they’ll pay for it later. so they aren’t expecting anything when there’s a knock at their door and their boyfriend’s voice.

fuyuhiko isn’t much of a morning person, but he’s just before nagito normally wakes up. he’s a bit confused, but nevertheless opens the door - stunned for a moment as he takes in his boyfriend’s smile, the breakfast in his heads, and the present hanging from his arms. right. it is his birthday today, isn’t it?

“ahaha... you really didn’t need to do anything!” that doesn’t stop them from accepting the food and letting fuyuhiko in so they could sit on their bed together. “i’m surprised you remembered!” they chirp before realizing that sounds like it speaks more to fuyuhiko than themself.

“well, you’re good with things like this! so not that surprised! i’ve just never had someone remember and care about my birthday like this!” it’s getting worse the longer he talks. “um... thank you.” he finally settles on with an awkward, wheezing laugh and a blush of his own. they take a few bites before fuyuhiko sets the bag next to them. right! presents!

“can i..?” as soon as their boyfriend nods, they check out the contents with a bright smile. “ah! i was really hoping you’d bake me something.” they lean forward and press a kiss to fuyuhiko’s cheek. then, the unmistakable scent of weed hits them. is fuyuhiko..? no, he’s too present. it’s coming from... the bag?

“hold on! are these..?” nagito’s eyes sparkle as he takes another whiff. they *are.* 

an embarrassed laugh leaves him, excitement thrumming through him. “you made me edibles!” he breaks into another fit of giggles, barely suppressed enough to press a few grateful kisses to fuyuhiko’s lips. “i hope you’ll enjoy them with me!”