#excuse me sirs i am an autist

[delcat177]

Barbie is a great movie but I actually just. Would rather not about it. It has these very specific ways of showing how girls play with toys and how boys play with toys, and it's like. Ah. Yes. I didn't do either because girl games bored me to tears and boys wouldn't let me play with them.

I wasn't Barbie, I wasn't Ken, I wasn't even Allan. I was unable to relate to human toys. I spent most of my time on stuffed animals, alone.

I didn't have friends.

I didn't super realize this before the movie and it's eating at me now. Why do I always just want to be left alone? Is that so terrible of a goal in life? Why does it feel like it is?

[let-love-run-red]

Boss man: love what do you wanna watch?

Me: I've got my book so you choose

Boss man, smiling at me a bit too long: it would be easy to love you

[xblackmariahx]

quotes from me while watching hannibal to convince you to watch it

"are they fucking or fighting?" "who is this DIVA. no but seriously who the fuck is this diva." "aww yes sesbian lex" "is he sailing to europe? good luck babe" "i feel like i'm tripping" "this is so curly mouthwashing coded" "this has got to be a fetish of some sort" "D D DIVA" "hello my autistic baddie!" "put a shirt on slut" "the bitch is back and life is great again" "i am wheezing just call him a slur at this point" "*to the tune of hot to go* A-U-T-I-S-M, you have fucking autism" "pardon me while i bust" "he legitimately has more dogs than friends doesn't he" "oh hey that is literally my worst nightmare" "please step on me" "turning the brightness all the way up" "nevermind that's a dead body" "sir you are on drugs and i don't just mean aspirin" "ooh girl please don't have a traumatic breakdown in the middle of your lecture" "this show is a fucking comedy" "just give some kids weed not hands jesus fuck" "OH MY GOD?" "oh hey i got stabbed too. slash joke you guys." "i can excuse some recreational cannibalism" "HOLY SHIT! is that a motherfucking RADIOHEAD reference?" "oh hey look it's 1/2 of bananagrams" "ehehehe she's so hot. ehehehe he's so hot. ehehehe everyone is so hot." "she's a ten but the narrative will not give her a fucking break" @grilmo-bartlett: "special agent. special. me: "actually he's the agent of autism" grlm: "I'm special agent autism here to solve a murder" me: "that's me!" "NO MY HONEY SUGAR BOO ICON" "sweetie pie! sweetie pie sweetie pie sweetie pie angel" "why is this episode just called egg in french. i'm cackling." "THIS IS HOMOPHOBIA LET HER GO" "that's a lesbianism" "why are you speaking FRENCH in ITALY" "my poor baby. she killed a man." "hannibal, you gaslighting bitch (affectionate)" "'wlw hannibal' this 'butchfemme hannigram' that. motherfucker just watch killing eve." "OH WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT" "babygirl can't die but babygirl can get framed for murder" "that's horrible and a little kinky" "i do love when women have guns" "doing a bunch of murders because i'm thirsting over a blond man" "NOOOOOOOOOO MY THIRD FAVORITE DILF" "you were just as horny as the rest of us" "yes baddie! commit that murder!" "my babygronk is back! you should not have survived that!" "brunette bisexuals who fucked the same dude" "HELLO my beautiful lesbian babies! you will fall in love, all in due time!" "i am no better than a man" "hey so i'm actually sobbing" "i am violently crashing out. i hate this show (lying)" "they hate to see lesbians winning" "my fictional girlfriend just died, is this my sign to start flirting with real girls?" "baby's first time kissing a lesbian! it will not be his last!" "i think that's enough hannibal for today"

[thatoneautisticshark]

SoapxPrice, with Soap being an absolute tease at the most inopportune times, trying (and succeeding!) to rile Price up until the Captain has to excuse them from the middle of something Important (but not So Important There's a Problem) to go "handle" his Sergeant's attitude.

Alright! So sorry this took a minute lol. My autistic virgin arse doesn't get teasing anyways, let alone sexual teasing so trying to write it was a challenge. But here you go!

Cw. Sex, roughish sex desk sex Abuse of power? I dunno If it counts but better safe then sorry .

Price knew that Soap was a tease, he liked to get blood boiling a little, watch people scramble to come up with responses. He mainly just made it his goal to get others angry, and that was fine.

In fact Price actually found it rather amusing, Soap getting Gaz or Ghost all angry and snapping. It was all fun and games.

Well that was until his sergeant set his sights on Price as the next target. Apparently, despite his attempt to keep it secret, Soap had discovered Prices interest in men. So obviously was .. teasing him sexually.

But Soap wasn't being homophobic or anything punishable … he was FLIRTING with Price.

Price who almost every time flushed red, further encouraging the sergeant to tease further. It was not good for Prices patience. Soap would make eye contact, while chewing on pens.

And Price knew Soap chewed on pens anyways, but this was obviously teasing, considering Soap would sensually lick the top of the pen while making eye contact.

And everytime Price would flush bright red before scolding him. Of course he couldn't say it was for the teasing so he scolded soap for chewing on pens.

But of course, the sergeant found other ways to tease. When walking by price in a tight space, he'd ‘Accidentally’ brush up against Prices arse or front.

He challenged authority constantly, batted his lashes and occasionally outright flirted. Calling Price a hot piece o’ meat.

He loved to see how far he could push it, even in meetings. And today he was pushing it too far, constantly bringing up counter points to Price's statements, which yes they were good points, but he was deliberately making sure to do it bratily.

He was grinning and being disrespectful every second of the meeting. When he once again spoke over Price with a “Nu uh sir, ye wrong” In a sing songy tone, Price had had it.

“Right Mactavish, that is fucking enough! You have been nothing but a disrespectful brat every second and I have had it!” He snapped standing up and storming over, grabbing Soap by the collar.

“My office. Now. Riley, you run the meeting you know the gist. Come on, Mactavish” He growled, tugging the Sergeant by his collar down the hall as Soap panicked slightly, having never seen Price snap.

“Aye sir… uh was jus’ a bit o’ teasing yeah? Ay'm sorry.. Ay…. I’ll stop, ‘Kay?” He stammered as price dragged him.

But Price just dragged him into the office, practically tossing him as he slammed the door. “No. You shut your bloody face and listen to me MacTavish.” The Scots mouth shut with an audible click, as he stared wide eyed.

“What made you think you could do that huh?! What makes you think you can repeatedly rudely interrupt me for absolute bullshit? Well news flash, Mactavish I am still your fucking captain!”

Soap opened his mouth then closed it again, unable to come up with words to defend himself. Price growled grabbing Soap by the collar, ready to continue tearing into him, but paused at the slight moan that left his lips as the collar was yanked.

Price blinked, then blinked again, glancing down the Scots body, spotting the prominent bulge. It seemed perhaps Soap wasn't just teasing, but actually wanted something out of it. And enjoyed being put in his place.

A smirk crossed his face, this he could work with. If Soap needed to be put in his place to get him to behave, price could put him in his place. “On your knees.”

Soap blanched at him, clearly baffled “Sorry what?”

Price pushed his knee into Soaps hard cock. “You need to be put in your place right? Get on your knees, now”

Soap was unable to bite back the moan that spilled from his lips as he knelt, looking up, eagerly, at his captain through his lashes.

“Please sir” He whimpered.Price grabbed the others chin, titling his head up, before pulling out his dick and Soap leapt on it, licking and sucking with feavor.

Price groaned softly, tugging the others hair to pull him off, before lifting him up and placing him on the desk. “Stay” He order receiving a quick nod as he turned to his drawers.

Sure he wanted to teach soap a lesson, be a bit rough and commanding, but he never could bring himself to be too rough. The idea of taking soap no lube, unstretched and the pain it would cause the scot was far from arousing to him.

He wanted to make soap squirm and submit, but not hurt him. Especially considering this was horribly under negotiated and he really had no clue of boundaries, best to grab his lube.

And hopefully Soap would be too well fucked to question why price had lube in his office drawer.

He yanked the pants of the scot, who was turning pink, down. Waited a few seconds to ensure there was no protest or being told to stop, before snapping the cap open and spreading a small amount of lube on his fingers.

He pressed them past the tight ring of muscle, not really intending to open the other up, but just checking that he was lax enough that Price would burn but not seriously hurt him.

He pulled out earning a whine from Soap, so he pinched the soft white thigh Infront of him, as he bent Soap backwards, hooking the sergeants knees over his shoulders.

The string of begging caught him off guard “Oh fuck oh fuck please please please price. God please sir. I- I'll be good. Please” And how could price deny such a sweet request?

He smeared a bit of lube on his dick before pushing in hard in one go and setting a punishing pace, pulling back and slamming in hard.

Soap was a half moaning half sobbing mess. The only coherent words he was spitting was please and fuck.

Price hadn't thought it would be as arousing as it was to him, but fuck he was so far gone, so string tight already.

He pulled out quickly, cumming across Soaps stomach, and he was pretty sure the scot came too.

Price leaned against his desk catching his breath, gently carding a hand through the Scots hair, soothing him.

[apartfromgod]

excuse me sir can u spare some sister barnes headcanons of any variety i ask kindly drenched from the rain. i promise to stfreak up if you'd be so kind as to oblige

ya, ofc !! come inside so you can get dry. my wife's cooking a blueberry pie 😁

sister barnes hc's

( are y'all fucking w/ she/he barnes ? because i am. )

learnt how to fix her bike after The Incident. ( the chain broke, and he had to drag it all the way back. in the rain. at night. it took 2 hours longer than it should've. )

avid poetry reader. always randomly quotes them too.

it affects her speech too. he's always using random words nobody else really understands, because he read them in a poem.

autistic sister barnes who blinks as a stim. ( but those really hard blinks, where you can feel your eyes twitch. )

autistic sister barnes who goes mute when her and sister paxton have been out for a really long time.

autistic sister barnes who catalogs everything she sees automatically. he's always bringing up a random trinket she saw in someone's house if it links even slightly to a conversation.

autistic sister barnes who's not so good at facial expressions.

she definitely cuts her own bangs. just imagining him in a tiny mirror, with some half blunt scissors and awkwardly going at it. bonus points if sister paxton had to fix them after.....

[strike-another-match]

the way women and specifically nonwhite women are expected to act as maids and nannies by everyone around them... im an only child so i have no idea how to take care of small children but its happened to me many times that spanish people drop their children on me during social events (even if im also attending as a guest, even if they've never met me before??) and i have to be like "sir!! excuse me sir!! ma'am! i'm an autistic only child your children will die in my care! children enjoy disobeying me for sport please take your children with you hello hi!!! i dont know how to stop a child from running into traffic come back!! not to mention i dont know you and im also trying to enjoy this social event!" and they laugh it off???? thinking i want to get out of my ancestral latina duty of taking care of any spanish children in a 50m radius, oh what a bitch i am. the most stressful 3 hours of my life were spent when i was left alone in a pool in a country house in the middle of nowhere with two kids aged like 4?? 5?? at 16 while they parents left on their car with my then-partner's parents so it was just us and those kids and his friend in the middle of nowhere. he didnt want to be with the "annoying kids" so he and his friend left to play magic the gathering somewhere else out of sight and hearing radius, i begged him to please stay and he just laughed at me and mocked me saying it would be good getting practise because "this would be my future" lmao. the kids sensed my fear and immediately started doing everything they could to get a laugh out of making me scared and anxious for their safety like trying to break every pool safety rule their parents had taught them on purpose just to laugh at my freakout reactions????? 10 minutes in i was already on the verge of crying lmao JUST DONT ASSUME A RANDOM LATINA WOMAN YOU SEE IS A TRAINED CHILDCARE PROFESSIONAL YOUR CHILDREN WILL DIE THIS HAS BEEN A PSA

[raayllum]

Wildly accusing anons of having some internal ableism doesn't really hit hard when said anon is personally familiar with non-verbal communication, not that you'd be aware so it's very fair

I wasn't trying to come across rude, I'm sorry if I was, I was just asking if you want to like, look at the creature you are discussing being pregnant and acknowledge it is written as a child, like it's very blatant, the crew weren't exactly subtle? fantasy creature or not it's still an uncomfortable concept to expand upon?

If you are personally grossed out by it, you can blacklist my "tw pregnancy" tag, which I've used for various posts regarding any character being pregnant for a few years now. If I am on the defensive, it's because of the (minimal, but still upsetting) albeism I've seen directed toward Amaya in the fandom over the years for her being deaf and mute.

Now, my opinion is informed by me being Autistic who also works with some Autistic children as a tutor, and I probably don't have to tell you this but am not going to assume, but there are many many behaviours neurodivergent adults do that get labelled as "childish" and then used as an excuse infantilize you. This is doubly so for someone like me who is also asexual (and concepts of sex and adulthood being weirdly interwoven in puritan North American bullshit).

You can see Sir Sparklepuff as a child if you want to, but given that he walks on all fours, secretes goo, eats uncooked bugs with his bare hands, and is a butterfly born from little bug pal and has innate knowledge to guide the group given to him by Aaravos, an ancient elf, I think it's a bit of a stretch. In a lot of ways he is far more comparable to being a mute, more benevolent version of Gollum, from Lord of the Rings. Y'know, down to the hobbling, loincloth, and acting like a guide?

In my eyes there are only two moments where Sir Sparklepuff acts remotely like a child (I suppose) and that's when Viren takes him by the arm to guide him, and when he does his happy clap (which adults can definitely do the last one).

One of the things I talk about a lot in regards to 10+ years in fantasy writing and writing groups is how sometimes fantasy has things where there is, legitimately, no real world equivalent unless you're bending your back to break it. For example if you want to ship Aaravos with anyone who isn't another (currently non-existent) Startouch elf, you are dealing with an age gap of literally thousands of years, even for an adult male in his 40s. So Viren is fully an adult, and yet his 'experience' of adulthood still pales in comparison. There are a lot of other reasons these two would be / are a clusterfuck of a relationship (which sometimes, is precisely the point), but on the basis of age - would it not always be too big of an age gap to breach?

Sure maybe, if you're not willing to engage with the Fantasy, indeterminable elements of a Fantasy story.

Your perception regarding a character who's status is ambiguous as best and what makes you personally uncomfortable regarding them does not have to make me uncomfortable. I can have a radically different perspective than you and it is not wrong for me to make content that aligns with my own perspective. It's also not wrong for you to be uncomfortable with it by accordance of your own perspective, plenty of things in fandom make me uncomfortable, I just blacklist tags or unfollow and don't go into people's inboxes about it.

I would also argue that most people, myself included, have internalized albeism to work through, because we live in ableist societies, and we never stop being allies to people who's experiences are different than ours. It's not necessarily a flaw or a moral judgement, it's a fault line and sometimes it can be good to consider those variances. The fact that you assumed, rather than me just having a different interpretation of the character (that he's more like a highly intelligent animals), that I must have the same as yours (that he's a child - which the best bit of evidence would probably be the fact he's recently hatched, and you didn't bring that up) and therefore reached a bonkers conclusion (I'm writing about a child being pregnant) says something noteworthy about perhaps your familiarity with ideas and literature in ways that are radically different than just your initial interpretation or viewpoint (which is not wrong, but everyone's is accordingly limited unless you expand)

It also assumes that I have to have black and white thinking rather than engaging in something ambiguously, i.e. the same way I can engage with and make content about Rayllum that is platonic/QPR or romantic, rather than just sticking definitively to one viewpoint or dynamic, I can also engage with things that have different views of Sir Sparklepuff in fandom because unlike canon, things that would normally cancel each other out as definitive interpretations do not exist in a more ambiguous fandom space

If you are interested in more thoughts regarding Sir Sparklepuff you may interested in an upcoming oneshot I'm working on titled "twice as many stars," in which I take us down the existential horror story that is his existence - a sentient life, created for a singular specific purpose and then abandoned by said creator who does not care for him at all, completely unaware he is living (presumably) on borrowed time and that the family he loves has varying degrees of affection for him in turn.

[delcat177]

I came out here to have a bad time and I'm feeling very supported right now

I just realized I'm doing the thing where I was depriving myself of sleep to feel like I have more "free time" and, well, we all know that's not good. After all, intentional sleep deprivation is just stealing from your future self so that when you do have free time, you won't have the energy to enjoy it.

So if you're also depriving yourself of sleep right now to claim back a sense of autonomy and free time: it's okay; you can go to bed too.

Anyway. Night all.

[whumpy-wyrms]

Hello hi! Just read the newest chapter and I am Insane

I saw the update and I was so excited I nearly dropped my phone, I was almost normal enough to read it when I saw the wing whump tag, the crowd went insane and it ended up taking nearly 15 minutes for me to start actually reading.

I am insane, your writing is so beautiful.

(This is just me reacting to the entire fic I'm sorry (no I'm not), you don't have to respond to this one)

Anton, the wet cat of a man, watching the trees for an hour each day and counting that as touching grass enough.

He deserves immortality, I think he should get it, he can be trusted yes.

Hjshjshsjsgsjhsjshjshj he's being accommodating with the lights and the textures my heart- (we stan the tisms supporting the tisms)

"But hey, it's for science!" My Absolute Beloved, Anton can do whatever he wants to do he deserves it.

When the when the when the when the autistic wet cats of men communication (Anton and Dew talking at any given time)

The flinch going to the table >>>>>>>

THE LYING ON THE FRONT >>>>>>>>>>>> OHOHOHO YES

GLOWING GREEN LIQUID IN A COMICALLY LARGE SYRINGE YESSSSSSSSSSSSDHSHSFFHSDHHSHKDJFHSHDSJJ i am so normal about this i swear

The descriptions are so beautiful and vivid, have I mentioned I love your writing?

The Cloth Gag Yes

I just had to put my phone down for a second at that line woa I'm not usually one for duct tape gags, but this may have changed my mind on that front

When the man is in Pain and the other man is sat Criss-Cross Apple Sauce

He is in pain for weeks oh my with only Anton for company oh my he is going as insane as I am

He is Breaking someone get him a plushie this is beautiful I am handing him a chicken plushie because he is

the wings The Wings THE WINGS THE WINGS THE WINGS THE WINGS THE WINGS THE WINGS THE

YIPPEE YIPPEE YIPPEE YIPPEE YIPPEE YIPPEE YIPPEE

HE IS IN SO MUCH PAIN HE DESERVES A COOKIE

He is Breaking poor guy ohno

""I'm tired of being scared of you,"" I Am On My Knees Good Sir I Didn't Need My Heart Anyways It's Okay

I am holding him so gentle

A lil kiss on the forehead if he's okay with that

Hold lab birb gentle like hamburger

I am giving him a week's paid holiday somewhere maybe just home for a bit (oh wait that's the lab now isn't it :3 )

What's the Anton doin

A COOKIE

YEASSSS

THE BOI GOT ONE YIPPEE

I was going to say give Dew a weighted blanket but I guess he has one already huh

"maybe four weeks? Fuck, that was insane." I'LL TELL YOU WHO ELSE IS INSANE OVER THIS

"keeping Dew from moving an inch away from his captor?"

Damn that line. Someone fetch me my fainting couch. I must be dramatic and think of this line often.

Anton you're not the birb here why are you cooing

"excusing Dew's mention of his old life just this once" Dew should slip up :3 as a treat :333

Anton is but a silly guy. A harmless, silly guy.

He has never done anything wrong ever. I support Anton's rights and wrongs. But he has not done wrongs. He is so. He is a little guy, ur honour. He should be allowed to do whatever he wants in life.

Birb instincts *sounds of wait hold on wait I need a minute wait*

Dew's got wings now yay :3

Also his clone doing his own top surgery is even better.

Have a good 24 hours!!!! I'm going to go try to be a little less insane about this I swear (difficulty impossible)

Also I wrote the live react thing in a word doc and it ended up 661 words long! Sorry for so much!

AHHH KJDFGSJGF TYSM I LOVE GETTING ASKS LIKE THESE!!!

A CHICKEN PLUSHIE FOR DEW OMG im definitely gonna draw that now :))

Anton and Dew are both silly little guys living in our silly minds rent free

us when Anton does Anything: its okay he was just feeling silly :3

anyway i was giggling kicking my feet the whole time reading this,, these asks make me so happy :) its still such a surreal feeling having people react to my writing and ocs this way AHHHAJSKDGAKJ this means So Much to me you don’t understand. thanks so much again for the support it makes me so happy people like my writing and characters!!!!! :)

[delcat177]

I have recently learned picturing your own guts multiple times a day because they're doing things and you gotta is not actually considered the norm

The size of this realization is kind of unfairly large, the same as finding out that drinking water is not supposed to cause painful throat spasms is unfairly large

Visceral hypersensivity changes everything apparently

[autisticsuperpower]

A Dismissal Letter to Elon Musk and Kanye West from the Autism Community.

Thought I was done calling out Ableists that allegedly have Autism on my blog?

You thought wrong.

Turns out there’s been a widespread illness of ableism in this country and the excuse of “having a disability” to cover up any tracks of any form of hate and discrimination.

That’s not how it works in my Autism community.

And I got one person I’m ready to call out:

Elon, Elon, Elon, did you really think I was done calling you out?

You, sir, are a liar, a cheat, and a bum.

What makes you think that you have the right to tear this country apart and tear democracy our founding fathers built almost 250 years ago?

What makes you think that you have the right to do a Nazi salute at an AMERICAN inauguration and then say “it was an awkward gesture”.

Dude, that is NOT an awkward gesture. That was straight up anti-semitism. The Anti-Defamtion League needs to check themselves and call it out for what we all saw.

By the way, ADL, where was the energy that you condemned Kanye over when Elon did that “awkward gesture”?

But Kanye, just because you just revealed you’re Autistic this week doesn’t mean you’re off the hook.

I got some words for you and I’m coming back for you, but Elon, I got more sh*t to say to you.

Do you really think that what you’re doing with your little weasel henchmen of DOGE to access America’s government systems and destroying what hard-working people have worked to keep our country safe from evil false saints like you?

You’re too selfish and conceited that you don’t even realize that you’re breaking the law.

But I know you don’t give a Sugar Honey Iced Tea about it. But A LOT OF AMERICA DOES.

And that’s no conspiracy theory.

Like I said 2 years ago, you use Autism as a publicity stunt and as a marketing tool to only further your own goals.

Well, I got real news for you: The Autistic community isn’t buying it. Not one bit. Not even one crypto coin.

We don’t stand for racism. We don’t stand for homophobia. We don’t stand for Anti-Semitism.

You do NOT represent Autistic people. At all.

You constantly presents an inaccurate depiction of us Autistic people as a whole, and I for one am sick of it.

In fact, let’s just state the obvious: YOU DO NOT BELONG TO THE AUTISM COMMUNITY.

You’ve been deported out of the Autism community. Forever.

Elon Musk, you are NOT Autistic. You are nothing but a tiny little maggot. Actually, a disgusting little MAGAt.

Let’s see you go cry about it on X, since that’s the only place you know where to put your mouth to good use. 

Or even better. Elon Musk, do us all a favor and shut the f*ck up and stay out of America’s business.

We didn’t vote for you. No one voted for you.

I bet you lied about being Autistic. I have a STRONG feeling you do, which makes even more sense why we’ve decided to permanently exile you from the Autism community. 

Be gone, you ableist asshole!

Now Kanye, I used to like you. You, your music, and your sunglasses were my late elementary, middle school, and early high school years.

But let’s be real: Ever since you threw T. Swift under the bus, it’s been a downward spiral for you. 

Your anti-semetic comments about the Jewish population are disgusting.

You hanging out with White Supremacists (Candace Owens, I’m talking about you) is reprehensible.

You making your girlfriend walk out naked to this year’s Grammys red carpet is abusive and immoral.

Your support of the ableist, racist, twice impeached (believe me, there are going to be more impeachments happening), low life loser of a “president” is down right embarrassing.

So now after all these years of being rude, disrespectful, abusive, and downright hypocritical, you want to sit here and say that you were misdiagnosed having a bipolar disorder and are now claiming that your doctor diagnosed you Autistic?

Not to mention that you’ll better “understand when your episodes come in”?

Well, Kanye, Autism is NOT an episode. It’s a LIFELONG diagnosis and Autism, like I told your friend Elon, is no excuse to be an asshole.

Your Autism is NO excuse. Oh wait, I don’t believe for a SECOND that you are even Autistic.

Why should I sit here and actually believe a word you say?

It baffles me that you think that there is such a thing as Autistic episodes. 

So is my constant effort to get better at communicating an “episode”? NO.

Is having to mask every single day just to get society’s approval an “episode”? NO.

So Kanye, you need to actually do your research before you start throwing out false information like that, and I don’t care if you actually have an Autistic diagnosis or not.

You are NOT and will NOT EVER be a part of the Autism community.

Just like Elon, you’ve been permanently exiled from the Autistic community, way before you could even get it or get an actual diagnosis.

And just like Elon, you are a sellout.

Don’t ever EVER use Autism as an excuse for your disgusting and repulsive behavior and as an excuse for your support of a president who is literally trying to get rid of Autistic services and the ADA Act of 1990 as we speak.

In general, boys, just because you think that you two are Autistic doesn’t mean that the Autism community won’t call you out or not want you to even bring the term, “Autism” up.

You two are just sad, little, miserable, good-for-nothing, and snakes in the grass scumbags.

And I can’t wait for you two to have karma hit you so hard someday in the very foreseeable future.

Why you hating from the outside the Autistic club? You can’t EVER even get in! 

[sickstag]

you honestly never stop to flatter me. i'd love to know you better sir, but i'll never want for you to feel pressured to do something you feel uncomfortable with. i really like to know a person better when i'm interested in them, which is a silly reason i know. i really want to be more active and consistent here, so anything can be an excuse to write you, i genuinely can't get enough of this and of you, of course.

-🦌

This is going to be a bit of a longer post because I am autistic and will therefore be going insane at the chance to talk about my interests.

So firstly in terms of my appearance, I’ve actually been wanting to face reveal here for a while (I posted about it earlier, infact) but I don’t want to be found by my irl’s, currently— I’m alternative and sit somewhere between traditional emo and what I call ‘your southern gothic older brother’. I have 11 piercings and 2 tattoos.

I’m an artist and a writer (which I’ve mentioned previously here), I write religious/ erotic horror, surgical gore and slice of life stories with themes of religious and generational trauma as well as queer relationships. I put my whole life into my projects (of which I have 4), writing and art are my passions. They are my life.

In order of development status (most to least), my projects are named:

The Purpose of a Hunting Dog

This Heavenly Feeling

Your Coyote Looks Like a Dog

God’s Free Will

I also have 4 short stories related to these projects, titled: ‘Do House Cats Get Cabin Fever?’, ‘Wild Whistle’, ‘Colostrum’ and ‘Who’s The Lamb?’.

I’m also Christian (sort of), hence why, if you’ll ask me about my projects, you’ll notice that they’re all religiously centred in some way. I adore reading about Isaiah, Joseph, Jesus and Judas specifically. I’m also known for having a pretty heavy priest kink but that is besides the point. Conveniently, Christianity is also my special interest.

I go to college 3 days a week (studying Graphics Design, Illustration and Game Arts) and work (with animals) during the other 4, so I don’t have a lot of time for anything more, but I try my best. I am also an editor in my free time and I tutor younger art students.

My favourite shows are:

This Is Going To Hurt

Devilman Crybaby

Baby Reindeer

The Dark Crystal (remake)

Arcane

Hannibal (sort of. It’s complicated)

And my favourite movies are:

Princess Mononoke

Everything Everywhere All At Once

As You Are

The Hunchback Of Notre Dame

Re-Animator

Guardians Of The Galaxy 3

Controversially, I’m not big into music, but I listen to a lot of:

McCafferty

The Front Bottoms

Mitski

Destroy Boys

I also listen to a lot of musical playlists such as Falsettos, Jesus Christ Superstar and the broadway version of The Hunchback of Notre Dame.

My favourite books are:

Good Omens

Lambs Of God

Hannibal

After The Fire

The Last Days Of Judas Iscariot

Lapvona (which I reference frequently in my writing)

When I have the time, I like to go to Costa (specifically the new, rose themed pink one that just opened in my city), and a place called Coffee #1. I am a big coffee guy. I’m also working on a church photography project, so you also might find me getting early off of the bus before work to do photo shoots. Oh, and I rollerblade on Saturdays (rarely, if I’m not working) and love going to museums (especially ones about medicine or art). I don’t have any friends and enjoy doing things by myself (for the most part), such as going to the cinema. I am big into writing essays and movie reviews.

Random but I also adore North American wildlife. I love deer and caribou and wolves. I also love sheep and doves.

Hopefully this wasn’t too much information to digest, I can’t be normal about anything I enjoy and I don’t get asked very often.

[panther-os]

What's funny to me is that bastard is generally considered masculine and bitch is generally considered feminine. Like that might be your entire point but I am incredibly sleep deprived and autistic so I'm currently making asthmatic hyena noises like

They were wrong but also they were right! And if the others believed them it opens up possibilities for the marvelous interaction of "Ex-Excuse me, sir? I don't want to get it wrong. Are-Are you a bastard or a bitch, sir?"

What even is a gender, vod

so the clones were raised and trained by Jango Fett and the Cuy’Val Dar, yeah?

so they would have grown up speaking mostly Mando’a

a language which doesn’t really have gender

so I figure that they mostly grew up without the concept

until a trainer oh-so-helpfully informed them that there were, in fact, two genders

but didn’t say anything about what they were, leaving the Vode to figure out what those genders are and what the distinction is based on

so they figure it must mean the distinction between commanding officer/jedi/’sir’ and everyone else/‘vod’

this leads to some interesting classifications and ongoing debates

for example: is Senator Amidala a ‘vod’ because she’s not a commander in the military? or does her position in the Senate (and thus control over military strategy) make her a ‘sir’?

additionally, this leads to some confusion about the classification of enemies

Count Dooku is definitely not a ‘sir’, but no one is willing to call him ‘vod’

[delcat177]

Autism: This feeling is bad! I hate this feeling! I want to run away from this feeling!

Me: We can't run away from a feeling. Calm down and tank up.

Autism: Itchy! Bad! Run away!!!!

Me: God why am I like this

LATER

Me: Oh God I've been ignoring stomach flu signs for like four days huh

Autism: I TOLD YOU! RUN AWAY!!!

Me: I regret to inform you we still cannot run away but how about some medicine and short form video content

Autism: ACCEPTABLE I GUESS

[delcat177]

This little mitten alien is changing my life

[specialagentlokitty]

Tony DiNozzo x Autistic!daughter!reader - understanding

hey idk if you still take requests but i saw one of your gibbs x autistic daughter readers and was wondering if you could do one like that but with tony?? please id love that! im autistic and i love the gibbs story that i read! i’m gonna read more of your work! good job!! 💚 - Anon💜

Sitting in the principles office, you were kicking the wood of the table as you waited for your dad to turn up.

You didn’t even understand why you were being sent home, you did nothing wrong.

Some kid was annoying you, decided to take something from your desk so you pushed him over his chair.

To you that was fair, it wasn’t like he was badly hurt or anything. But no, instead you were getting punished from something he started.

“Are you ready to apologise?” The teacher asked.

“Burn in hell…” you grumbled.

Kicking his desk again, you picked yourself up, dragged the chair across the room and settled for sitting in the corner as you glared across the room.

“I’m so sorry I’m late.”

You watched as your dad walked in, take a look at you in the corner before walking to greet the principle.

“Mr DiNozzo, thank you for coming in. As you’re aware, (Y/N) is being suspended for pushing another student over.”

Tony frowned, looking between the pair of you again.

“Is there a reason?” He asked.

“She claims the other student took a fidget toy from her desk, which are banned by the way, but we failed to find anything on his person to suggest he’d taken it.”

Tony sighed, running a hand over his hair as he sat on the other chair.

“Sir, with all due respect I am aware they’re banned. But you and your teachers made an exception as (Y/N) has autism, she needs them. My daughter isn’t a lair and if she says this kid took it then he did.”

“That doesn’t excuse her pushing him over his chair.”

“You’re right, it doesn’t. But is he being punished?”

The principle went silent and Tony scoffed.

Getting up, he walked over to the corner and leant down to look a you, offering you a small smile as you averted your eyes from him.

“You okay?”

You nodded.

“Sorry dad…”

“Don’t be. You’ve done nothing wrong.”

Tony held out his sleeve, letting you take hold of his blazer as you stood up and he grabbed your bag for you before turning to the principle.

“You need to do better.”

With that, Tony took you out of the school.

You didn’t say a word until you climbed into the car, sitting in the passenger seat you were fiddling with the little cube on your keys as you looked at everything but your dad.

“Hey.” He whispered.

You briefly glanced over before quickly looking away.

“You did nothing wrong. Yes, you shouldn’t have pushed him but you didn’t do anything wrong. Okay?”

You gave a small nod and Tony sighed, holding out his hand.

You looked at him and grilled his blazer as he gave you a warm smile.

“We’re gonna head back to the office, and you’re going to help me annoy some people then we’ll head home, okay?”

“Okay dad… thank you…”

Quickly letting go of his blazer, you settled for tapping your hand against your leg in time to the music playing through the speakers.

Tony smiled softly at you and started driving.

Every so often he’d look at you, making sure you were okay.

“Dad?” You asked.

“Yeah?”

“I don’t want to do school anymore…”

Tony sighed. His heart broke.

You used to love school, but now it was being so hard for you. There was nothing he could do to help, it was all down to the teachers and their lack of interest to learn about you and your autism.

He didn’t know what to do.

“Let’s talk to gibbs, okay? He’ll know what we can do.”

You nodded your head, going back to looking out the window