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BASTILLE Exile (Taylor Swift Cover)
#bastille#bastilleedit#dan smith#dansmithedit#taylor swift#exile#musiciansdaily#userreh#useremi#musicedit#mine#the 1st comment that said dan 🤝 me#trying to sing both taylor’s and bon iver’s voices#except he actually sounds good
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POV: You join the fnaf security breach fandom / DCA fandom
#these goobers live in my head rent free#stupid little jesters I love them so much#squeezable little guys#DJ music man sweep#he’s so big lmao#wonder if he’s ever accidentally stepped on the DCA#They would make a little whoops cushion sound#sun and moon but it’s sibling dynamic#sun and moon but it’s them trying to murder each other#sun and moon except they’re actually really good friends and are psychically connected#front facing monty moment#front facing monty feels so illegal#*slaps sun* this thing can hold so much ANXIETY#moon when he wants you to sleep lolol#rotate#putting him in the microwave#mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm#microwave noises#fnaf#fnaf security breach#fnaf sun#fnaf moon#sundrop#moondrop#fnaf fandom#dj music man#fnaf daycare attendant
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green beetle black beetle
#star wars#the original trilogy#boba fett#darth vader#hi. sorry for star war jumpscare. genuinely#i feel like ive kinda been on an art hiatus lately due to health stuff#i got diagnosed with a parathyroid disease recently (wahoo) so now i know why i have been feeling so bad! need more tests though#anyway. in the mean time most of the entertainment my brain can handle has been like. youtube clip compilations of shows and movies#not even the actual shows or movies. literally just sections of them on youtube#i wish i was joking#the only reason i know what happens in succession is because i have watched it in disjointed order in youtube compilations. not joking#anyway so ive learned a lot more about star wars than i ever. thought i would#mostly just the original trilogy and prequels. some of the old comics & books are interesting too#(sick to my stomach) i like darth vader he has like the same personality as ganondorf except he had no good reason for doing anything#when vader/anakin does literally anything weird or unacceptable it like. makes me laugh so hard its like jerma when he sees a car accident#boba fett’s costume design has been rotating in my head a lot too it’s very good#he’s very colorful and like. matte/unpolished compared to vader and it makes them a cool duo visually#those 2 are my favorites. vader why is the space cowboy the only person aside from sidious or tarkin who is allowed to get mad at you#sidious is my 3rd favorite. he sucks so bad as like a person that you just. you have no expectations of him except just being evil#so its just really funny like everything he does is horrible and he’s so happy all the time like good for him#i’m making it sound like ive never seen star wars before. i have i just never really cared about it until i got an endocrine disorder lmao#but yeah idk art may continue to be slow while im figuring out treatment stuff#if anyone reading this also has or has had hyperparathyroidism im wishing the strength & radiance of 1000 beautiful horses upon you
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People have probably already seen this because apparently it's been on YouTube for a week but I hadn't so here you go if you want! Spoilers (I guess) in the tags so for people that don't want to watch this sneak peak and ruin their movie experience, don't read my tags :)
#paul mccartney#the beatles#john lennon#mclennon#george harrison#pete best#brian epstein#george martin#eeeeeeeee#I'm in love#They're so mischievous and cocky and pretty damn accurate imo#All joking around to hide their nerves#George Martin is so so posh and professional and it snaps them into the reality of what they may have just managed to step into#And of course he has corrections for everyone except Paul his perfect boy from the start I'm obsessed!#And they put the tie comment in and how he takes it off after#Idk if he did that irl actually#But it is a good way to show what will come of their working relationship in the studio#how he actually wants to listen to them and work with them and wants them to contribute thoughts and opinions#Anyway I'm so excited for this movie!!!#Yeah yeah yeah it won't be perfect but when it's not I'm excited to bitch about it too!#But yeah#Paul to George#I think we've done it#Paul to John#did you like it?#Idk the cadence and mannerisms are so good and just how they talk to each other#Like he sounds so confident and old talking to George and then to John he's like a little more anxious you know#Like a kid who made a homemade Valentine for his crush in junior high#I'll shut up
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personally see ‘ship’ as less i want these two to be in a romantic relationship endgame and more these two characters have specific personalities that i think would create an interesting fucked up dynamic that i would like to see explored as close to canon as possible
#this is how i feel about all fam/vic ships honestly#and i lowkey think its weirder to try and turn it into a romantic non toxic thing#i guess i like my cannibal killers 2 be Realistic#like stockholm is the closest i get but even then it has to be plausible#but it may also jusf be i have such an aromantic perspective of johnny i cannot see him actually loving anyone except nancy#(as he was stockholmed in his own way)#i usually just say dynamic instead of ship bc it holds less weight#like if i were to talk about the nancy/johnny dynamic instead of the nancy/johnny ship it sounds less threatening#and i think makes it more clear than 👍 this is not a good thing i want to see happen irl 👍 this is just an analysis of the subtext#and infering things from it 👍#*makes it more clear thaT#i think ship just has an uwu lovey dovey sound to it that ppl think means good relationship#there r some exceptions like con/julie but like idk man even then theyre a bit fucked up and angsty 😭#i guess danny/juli isnt fucked up… i dont think…. yay ^-^
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#OF MONSTERS AND MEN: musings.#YOUR NEED GREW TEETH: character study.#barton's love being an all-consuming thing but also being a violent thing is... well very him as unfortunate and/or frightening as that-#might sound. because even if you are just friends with him i feel as if since barton self-sabotages a LOT more often than you may think-#and makes split-decision decisions that really aren't good whenever you actually take a moment to reflect on how much harm they'll cause-#versus how much good. so you're kind of screwed... and i'm not sure i've said this before BUT one of the key characteristics of someone who#is that they are impulsive and unable to see in other people's points of view on an emotional level. so if he thinks up something that be b#will make someone's life better / easier then he WILL do it even if it actually isn't benign.#and whenever he actually discovers that what he did was incredibly messed up then it'll already be too late-#because he already destroyed his relationship with them / showed them his true colors. and that is that being close to barton could very-#well mean danger for them. because even to people that he loves barton can often be cruel to them and express this in ways that are just-#not easily understandable to anyone except him.
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sorry for the james somerton jumpscare but im finally getting to finish hbomberguys video and the fact hes wearing this hat is painful to see. YOU DID CRIME. AGAINST YOUR OWN COMMUNITY! THATS NOT WHAT BE GAY DO CRIME MEANS!
#my post#james somerton#hbomberguy#im literally only at the halfway point in the video rn#im already in pain just from having seen the first half#especially the guy who had the harold avatar with antisemitic fans. help. what the fuck was that#the only person out of the first half of the video i knew was blair. i didnt even care about any of her videos except for like 5 of them lo#like. her video on the scouts. her video on salvation army#good to know those were also most definitely plagiarized#im absolutely dreading this second half. cause i actually used to watch james for a little while.#i havent watched him in months because he was exhausting to watch. like the way he talked and presented things was becoming a pain#like he sounded pretentious but i didnt know what it sounded like before. but he sounds pretentious when he talks
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small portion of my current tbr
#tbh i want to read all of han kangs books i picked up human acts the other day im so excited to read it#also. while i did not enjoy heaven i think i will give mieko another chance cause breast and eggs sounds really interesting#peep suzuki being the only male author. i actually usually only buy from female authors but hes too good hes my exception rn#can you guys tell i like literary fiction lmfao
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You're Definitely Dating a Normal Man
I have some skin-specific headcanons, and lowkey I wanted to start it off with probably one of the funniest skins Vel'Koz could have ever received. Plus maybe a small nod to the first inbox message I got, so enjoy~
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Your average, extremely wealthy and intelligent CEO hottie and definitely not an extraterrestrial alien eyeball that turns things into dust.
Yes he's a CEO why do you ask? CEOs can wear whatever the fuck they want- especially when they end up taking over the entire company from how good they are at their job.
In all seriousness, Vel'Koz had been wanting to further study the inhabitants of the world he's crossed into outside of simply deconstruction.
Problem is, in order to perform such studies he would need to be up close and personal with said inhabitants...without them running away or attempting to kill him.
So this was his natural conclusion from his own research, a disguise to camouflage himself into society!
He's...severely disappointed on how well it works.
Like, really disappointed- he hopes people just see how ridiculous the disguise is that they don't think he's a threat.
He took a job as well to further help his study, able to have both a random selection of individuals to observe and learn from, and a permanent selection to observe and learn from.
It took about a month before he ended up being promoted to CEO and practically take over the entire company, this business is practically the best god damn business in existence because he's practically learned the entire system and how to maximize it to where everyone is happy in some way.
You end up being the new employee at this company, and when you were introduced to Vel'Koz you had to question everyone else's sanity in the building.
And he knows you knows, even if you didn't give an obvious reaction- your eyes basically gave you away.
You restored some faith in him that; yes, its a bad disguise and its obvious he's not some rich blondie brick-personality with parental issues.
He questioned you in private about how you knew, and requested you didn't inform anyone else because he still wants to learn more. (He did state that if you declined he would disintegrate you so- not much of a choice there.)
Aside from that, he's actually very observant and knows pretty much everyone's routines, interest and habits in the company- yours too after a period of time.
Like he will get you a gift that is so specific and niche to you it's scary how he knew that specific thing from a reference you made in a joke.
When you two actually start dating, he's got work and romantic life so separate that it took a good couple of months for everyone to catch on- and they only caught on when the second you went off the clock, Vel'Koz gave you a kiss and stated he'd be a bit late getting home.
His kisses are him nudging you.
Honestly, if somehow for whatever reason you guys did decide to break up Vel'Koz would harbor no ill-feelings afterwards. So you don't have to worry about risking your employment just because things ended.
After work though he might cry a lil because emotions are new for him and being that attached to someone is hard.
#velkoz#league of legends#monster fucker#monster boyfriend#teratophillia#exophilia#mr grey having ass except actually good#this specific scenario has been a brainrot for me because it sounds so fucking hilarious that Vel became a CEO#but honestly he would know how to run a company better than most people in ethics and profits
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I went looking and couldn't find any record of me ever actually posting this on tumblr, oops, but a couple years back I wrote this thread on twitter about how Emmeryn's sacrifice absolutely is not supposed to teach Chrom (or Robin, for that matter) that "sacrifice is necessary" or anything like that and mmmm for reasons I am getting Upset about it again so asdfghjkl I'll actually share the Rant with my tumblr followers this time.
#i'm sorry i'm sorry it's just then whenever i see anyone say that chrom didn't “learn his lesson” about sacrifice from emmeryn i freak out#it's such a common take too??? well okay idk if it's “common” or if i just keep running into a niche take but either way i've seen it a lot#i could also get into (i think i have before at some point) that when robin says “what is one life when weighed against millions?” it's...#it's actually a misquote of emmeryn's “you each have but one life and i do not wish it weighed against mine.”#and despite sounding similar it actually has a directly opposite meaning#emmeryn's saying her life is not more important than anyone else's but robin's saying that their life is less important than everyone else'#also robin does NOT in fact believe in sacrificing for the greater good. look at their supports with virion. and walhart too actually#when chrom tells aversa that one person's life means nothing in the shadow of millions he's basically parroting robin#except neither he nor robin believe that. that's what they say when they feel powerless. like when emmeryn was on that cliff#(also the game literally does call out the hypocrisy? aversa points out he didn't feel that way when his sister was on the line...#like... you're supposed to notice...)#anyway sorry for vagueblogging but do note that i've had this take for 2 years (and well... longer but it took me a while to write it out)#and dang it i have a certain blog BLOCKED but sometimes i go to my mutuals blogs directly and for some reason tumblr still shows me reblogs#anyway normally i would keep my mouth shut it's just that i already had this one ready to go from 2 years ago asdfghjkl
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I've never heard of emts working only at events? What's that like for you if you don't mind my asking?
Yeah, there are ambulance companies that staff certain events, but there's some event specific companies out there lmao. For me specifically, it's almost entirely college events, whether it's happening on a campus or not. It's not great, usually pretty boring, but it's better than being on an ambulance or in a hospital. We do get actual emergencies sometimes, but usually it's just getting drunk people to the tent or giving out water and bandaids lmao. Again, boring as fuck, but I chose this over working on a 911 rig, so that's on me 😔 if I'm being so real tho, other than my coworkers, the best part of the job is the food lmaoooo it's so good and all the food trucks/food booths give discounts or free food to us depending on the location and event. And there's almost always a ton of downtime, so I basically just get paid to sit there and vibe for the most part
#not snz#when i say i love my job i mean i love very specific parts of it lmao#idk if I've said it here before or not and this is gonna sound so bad coming from someone working in healthcare#but i don't like patients lmao#i love the book stuff and i love everything in theory and i know how everything works and I'm very enthusiastic about it#but man do i not like patients ahskaksk#there are exceptions obviously but those are few and far between#it's why i love being an emt at my fire station bc we don't reslond to medical calls#like I've done medical calls there for the public but very rarely bc people either approach us or we stumble upon them#so i really only do my emt things on the people i know and i love that#i love my coworkers so I'm always happy to make sure they're okay and help them out when they're not#but i feel nothing for the public and i didn't realize i genuinely couldn't care less about them until i started doing my clinicals#it's just awkward and I'm not invested in them i just like figuring out what's wrong with them and interact with them as little as possible#again there are exceptions and i do like some of the patients but generally I'm just trying to hand them off asap#so yeah i do like working events bc the alternative is being confined to a tiny box or trapped in a hospital#i like being outside and being able to walk around the place and do things if i want to#and obviously i adore my partner#and even on the rare occasions i work with someone else all day i love my other coworkers too#and i mean yeah this might be more boring than working on an emergency rig However#it pays so much better#like why do y'all think my medic partner works there lmao he's actually good with patients and prefers the ambulance#but the pay in the field is shit so he gets paid way more working events than he would at the three letter company#insane actually that he makes over ten dollars more an hour working chill events than he would being overworked on a rig#anyway i digress#I'm looking into pathology assistant school rn bc there's like no patient interaction there but i still get to be nosy#so that's perfect for me lmao#everyone keeps saying i missed my calling as a vet tho like i don't cry when a dog dies in a movie lmao i wouldn't survive#working with animals would be amazing but the only thing that really gets you money is being a vet#so that can be a hobby
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why is tumblr so fucked up on my chromebook-
#rambearling#i mean i know it has to be either stylus or new xkit but idk which-#need a new laptop....... this bitch old-#can't get updates anymore. the screen's fucked. it's slow#my desktop's also getting on in age even with firefox it's pretty slow (though faster than when i was using chrome)-#firefox is better in like every way i think . i like how it has themes they look nice there's a teddie persona 4 one heehee :3#teddie persona 4 my beloved........ the most character ever..........#i wish i had a debit card so i could buy the teddie plush myself i don't wanna have to wait for christmassssssss#i need to squish and cuddle and throw myself-#i feel like all my posts here lately end up being derailed into me talking about persona 4. can you tell it's my favorite video game-#i need......... persona 4 remake......... please atlus please please pelase please pealse pelase pelasde#let yosuke actually be bisexual this time klsdfjfsdjfsdkjsdf-#<- i say that as if he isn't low-key still bisexual. i'm still convinced they didn't change any of his dialogue#except for removing his actual confession. he still sounds so fucking gay-#what do you MEAN yu is good with his hands yosuke please elaborate-#in one of his weekend hangout invites he literally says he's inviting someone else so people don't think you're dating??? like????????#they're not even my favorite ship (teddie and rise my beloveds..........) but yosuke's so funny to me-
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crying mr pengu how are you T T
#holy shit im so tired#I'm here to do my yearly check in to let everyone know I'm still alive#out here trying to find the lowest quality image of this sad cat thumbs up#im in my feels#like im going to go take a shower fully clothed kind of sad feels#im having my geto moment except i don't want to kill humans#that sounds really misleading actually if you've seen jjk#no one died#he's just the first person i thought of that had a mental breakdown in the shower#I should rephrase I'm having my late-night taxi cab through downtown with my head against the car window while the lights pass by#but like not in a good ✨ I'm discovering myself kind of way ✨#super duper big mwah#lovely anon#anon ask
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(about quest for camelot) i read the books plot summary (the kings damosel) on wikipedia and bro this is NOTHING like the movie, and like i kinda gave up on reading it bc my adhd is acting up but i feel like they just took the setting and made a generic disney princess adjacent girl power 90s movie and then STILL fucked up the girl power part
#why did they rename her kayley of all things#was that someone on the teams daughter or something that sounds like a baby girl child of the 90s name#these characterization decisions have always given me like self insert mary sue vibes except like instead of someone whos super cool and#and good at everything a man just put his daughter into the script the way he actually sees her#which is like arrogant in a cute and naive and innocent way#also it is always funny to me when a the child voice actor is american and the adult voice actor is british/doing a british accent#why#the rest of the cast isnt consistently british either
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ok we're back. what the fuck
#really interesting couple of hours#dark and wil dot exe are not working currently. NO idea what happened to shut them down#mark is perfectly fine??? i mean he's... partially on fire but that's not causing him any harm it looks like. he's red aligned so that also#makes sense that he controls fire actually.#bill almost shattered I think. looking at Him He's got big cracks down His back? and He said earlier He heard the headspace start crumbling#no idea what happened there but everyone is fine#uhhhhhh ..... the body cried. a lot. but everyone is unharmed. except bill. whom again. has a giant ass crack in Him.#but i dont think it's hurting Him??#you may be like 'that sounds like a sign that you should sleep' we're not tired at all#sighs. and all this on cosm's birthday too. fuck.#im worried the headspace DID shatter some but we've been holed up in mine amd Actor's room for the past couple hours#lmfao we're all too scared to check#if it... DID shatter then I reckon half our crew is out of commission actually and unreachable#which sucks.#because that means dark and wil are also unreachable.#y'know. 2 out of 3 of our hosts. fhfhdjdjfjdjsj#at least we can still reach ego brains...? probably???#we'll see.#pk;m Ciel🧑🚀#tl;dr: stress sucks bad. this is the aftereffects of a Lot of it i guess.#........ ohhh yep that's. a good chunk of Spacehead missing. don't know how long it'll be til we get that half back.#Cosm was in that half. christ alive.#fjfnxnxnxnzn#sorry to sound dramatic. this all correlates to: WE'RE STRESSED! least we aren't splitting anymore. fncjxndnf#deletey
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I once had a dream that I was a smooth rock geode getting sawed into paper-thin slices like a weird crunchy loaf of bread and I swear to christ it was the MOST blissfully relaxing experience I’ve had in my whole life. all the tensions in my body were GONE when I woke up. I recognize and comprehend that I am a living organism in this life and undergoing such a procedure would likely not actually be extremely relaxing on account of the, you know. but on god one fateful day I will be reincarnated as a colorful piece of rock and I WILL have a master craftsman divide and undo me exactly so tenderly and only then will my spirit be at rest. not a promise, but a threat
#deerchatter#i am cranking up the drama for the joke but i must stress the fact that i am not cranking up the bliss of that dream.#i'm unable to work bc of mystery body problems but in that moment Something fixed itself. just for like 5 seconds.#chasing that high forevermore#how do you even communicate that to a healthcare professional.#hey doc i deal with moderate to severe body problems every day of my life EXCEPT for the one time i had a dream#where i was a rock getting sawed into slices !#yeah it SOUNDS bad but it was actually REALLY good !!!#he's going to arrest me for creepy crimes on the spot. i'm going straight to creepyjail#unreality cw
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