#exaggerated for dramatic effect

[justarandombrit]

Every time.

[xylophone888]

headcanon: rincewind has a pretty great sense of humor actually but literally no one can understand when hes joking and when hes serious (except for (usually) him) because he pronounces it all with the same exact cadence plus with the amount of stuff hes been through you can never tell if he's joking or serious about having gotten an autopsy a couple months ago

[iwritenarrativesandstuff]

Hoshikawa strikes again...

The culmination to the reveal that Chuuya is Arahabaki and that it was Randou's hand in his first memory is to overlay the name "Randou" (not his real name of course) directly over the man's face, obscuring it from view.

The man with no memories becomes the name that others assigned him. A shell of his former identity which he cannot grasp. Faceless, except for what others make of him.

Two hollow people stare back at each other, as they are one and the same in this respect.

[dadbodbensisko-moved]

the episodic nature of star trek tos is literally so funny b/c like we see bones and spock fight every single episode and like every episode bones learns "damn spock has emotions. he has feelings that i am capable of hurting. i should be nicer to him" and then like the next fucking day its "you pointy-eared stupid ugly faggot hoe kill yourself"

[fagbearentertainment]

Gahhh it pisses me off so bad that stayed gone is a banger >:(

[trollocs-ooc]

E!whybie would be like one of those people that think its a good idea to own exotic pets (like big cats) but it actually works out for them because of their animal ability bullshit and also they can keep the animals happy by feeding them people they dont like. Enrichment .

[bluebudgie]

getting down on one knee in front of my girlfriend "do you want to go to the post office with me before it's too hot to go outside"

[yes-that-would-be-dark]

one thing I wish someone prepared me for before going to japan was seeing more kpop idol ads down a single street than I’ve ever seen in my life

[weiszklee]

The Microsoft account system is a mess.

To log in, retype your e-mail address and we will send you a code! *types in my e-mail, verifies with code* To continue, your account needs to be linked to an e-mail address, please tell us your e-mail! *types in my e-mail again* This e-mail is already associated with another account, please type in your e-mail! *types in another variant of my e-mail* *get an e-mail that reads: "Congrats, you have successfully changed your username to [the variant of my e-mail I just typed in]"*

[ryn-halo26]

My throat is in so much pain

[scratching92]

My favorite part of GMing is inserting dumb jokes into throwaway details.

In a Lancer game I'm running today the players will have the opportunity to peruse a marketplace aboard a space station that includes such products as "Silent Period Nestorian Pottery", "Ethically-sourced Hearthian Jewellery", and a full box set of the Karrakin historical-military drama "Shattered Dreams: A Tale of the Glass Brigade".

[lunellum]

My phone iß getting old and keeps ĥanging while I þype, causing me to accidentally ſelect "altern̈ative" letters and making me sounð... very strangè

[niteshade925]

I'm so fucking jealous of people who never had any headaches or migraines. And they will never understand what I'm going through.

[bookwyrminspiration]

i know they’re about the age that it could be possible, but can you imagine any of the kotlcrew with facial hair?? because i think if dex walked in with a pubescent mustache I’d drop dead of apoplexy

[eugeniedanglars]

unpopular opinion but the zava hate on this website is fucking insane. i get that jamie is everyone’s poor little meow meow but him being unhappy about zava throwing off the team dynamic does not make zava secretly evil when his worst crime we’ve seen so far is being self-centered. please get a grip

[twistedappletree]

wtf is even the point of western medicine fr