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WIP Wednesday
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Here is a little snippet of a silly little fic I started last night (which is the most writing I've done in a month 🙃) pls validate me because my brain has been broken since I posted my last fic
First of all, Eddie never even wanted to download the damn dating app. The only reason his account even exists is because two hefty glasses of wine at Hen and Karen’s had lowered his inhibitions just enough that he rolled his eyes and handed his phone over to them to get them to shut up about getting him back out there. Secondly, the guy staring back at him on his screen is definitely not the type of guy that Eddie would swipe right on, even if he were remotely interested in dating someone from this app. But he’s had a few more glasses of wine since they set up his profile, and the guy is fucking hot. “Oh shit,” he says by accident when the guy’s profile shows up. The words escape his lips before he can stop them, taken aback by the perfectly chiseled abs on his screen, a sheen of sweat glimmering on his skin. Hen looks up from her phone, eyebrows raised. “No one has pulled that reaction from you yet.” Before he can respond, Eddie feels his mouth drop open as he scrolls through the guy’s profile. Ex-stripper turned med student. Willing to trade lap dances for a nice message. Here for a rotation. Hen and Karen crowd beside him to get a glimpse at his phone and immediately burst out laughing. Eddie blames the wine for the blush he feels creeping up his neck.
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Blind Date by @sassypopstar [complete | teen and up audiences | 3.8k words]
Buck feels a little ridiculous dressed in a jacket and a shirt. But Maddie had insisted on him dressing up for the occasion and even Chimney had quipped that it’s the right thing to do. So Buck, who never went on a blind date before in his life, listened to his big sister and her boyfriend because apparently that’s who he is now. Or the one where Buck goes on a blind date with someone called Eddie.
Buckley's Bouquets by awashleyno [complete | teen and up audiences | 23.4k words]
A world where Buck owns a flower shop and manages to develop a huge, massive, ridiculous crush on a handsome firefighter that comes in for a visit one day. Or, 5 times Eddie gives flowers to other people and the 1 time he gives them to Buck.
Call It What You Will - Fate? Destiny? (A Tsunami) by @abow123456 [complete | mature | 20k words]
Evan Buckley's day of relaxation is cut short when a tsunami hits the beach he was relaxing at. He has to fight to keep himself and a lost little boy safe from the water, as well as anyone else he finds. After, he meets the boys father and family, and it causes a snowball effect of good things for him, for once.
Capuccino with extra, extra sugar by buckbng [complete | teen and up audiences | 2.7k words]
Buck is the cute barista and Eddie is the grinch that hates coffee. Until, he doesn't. Because if Buck says he looks like the kind of person that would love a cappuccino, who's Eddie to disagree with him? OR Eddie really doesn't like coffee but pretends he does just so he has an excuse to see the cute barista at the coffee shop.
Confirmation Bias by strifechaos [complete | mature | 31k words]
After the fallout with his ex-wife, Eddie believed he could only trust his family with his son. He hadn’t imagined falling for his son’s sweet-hearted nanny, Buck. With his own family so distant, Buck never considered that he’d be lucky enough to find a home for himself, let alone people he could count on. Not until he meets the Diaz boys. AU: Buck was never a firefighter, and becomes Christopher's sitter when Shannon's job takes her away from Eddie and Chris for the summer. Eddie tries to not fall for his son's nanny, he's not very successful.
dream of some epiphany by extasiswings [complete | mature | 7.3k words]
Evan Buckley is lost. It’s happenstance that he wanders into the navy recruiting center—he’s been in San Diego for a few weeks, bartending late nights and weekends, living in a house with three other guys not because he needs the roommates but because he doesn’t want to be alone, and the military is…respectable. Stable. So Buck thinks maybe and opens the door. Buck leaves ten minutes later with a set of printed instructions for sending his first letter, assured that he can drop it off whenever he’s ready, and a name. Staff Sergeant Edmundo “Eddie” Diaz.
Frequent Flyer by red_to_black [complete | mature | 13.4k words]
In his entire time being a firefighter, Eddie has never met anyone as accident-prone as Evan Buckley. And Buck - well, he's quickly becoming the 118's best customer. (Or - the one where Eddie is a firefighter, Buck isn't, and Eddie finds himself rescuing Buck from increasingly sticky situations. Sometimes literally.)
Gave me no messages, gave me no signs... by @reallysmartladymariecurie [complete | teen and up audiences | 7.4k words]
"Buck is beyond nervous, and he’s really trying to convince himself that the familiarity of the situation is not some sort of bad omen. Just because there are parallels of the start of his relationship with Eddie to that of his relationship with Abby doesn’t mean that this new adventure is destined to end in the same miserable fashion. He hopes it won’t, has to believe it won’t. Because even with Abby, he hadn’t fallen this hard for her before their first official date. With Eddie, everything is already intensified by a thousand." Or, Buck covers a shift for a firefighter at the 136 and it leads to a budding relationship through text messages.
Gotta Find My Corner (Of the Sky) by doctornineandthreequarters [complete | general audiences | 31.3k words]
It was the last day of 2016 and two lost souls found themselves in a quiet dive bar, as the loud noises of the city celebrating New Year’s Eve buzzed around them. Most people chose loud, flashy bars with DJs and entrance fees and promises of champagne for New Year’s Eve. But both occupants of the dive bar preferred the quiet. They both didn’t need the added chaos when everything around them already felt chaotic. --- Or, Buck and Eddie meet on New Year's Eve, 2016, a meeting that sets of a series of events that changes the trajectory of both of their lives.
I Didn't Know I Was Lonely 'Till I Saw Your Face by @hmslusitania [complete | general audiences | 10.4k words]
After the ladder truck and the blood clot and the tsunami, Bobby makes Buck go to therapy before he does something stupid (like sue the city). Buck's not totally comfortable being alone with a therapist, but fortunately he makes a friend and ally who's willing to help him out - Eddie Diaz from the 136 who's just been caught in an illegal fight club. OR Total strangers Buck and Eddie go to couple's therapy together to get out of the therapy requirements their captains have placed on them.
i want your midnights by allyasavedtheday [complete | teen and up audiences | 36.3k words]
In which Eddie decides to rent out his spare room to help with mortgage repayments right around the time Buck decides to move out of Abby's place after some not so gentle prodding from Maddie. It's a coincidence. Or serendipity. Or maybe just really good timing.
i wanna be know (by you) by @starlightbuck [complete | general audiences | 12.5k words]
“I didn’t mean to do it.” Hen glances down at Eddie’s phone then back up at him in disbelief.
“How do you ‘not mean’ to download a bunch of dating apps but still have them on your phone?”
Or In which Eddie delves into the intimidating world of online dating.
if i got locked away (would you still love me the same?) by @firefighterhan [complete | general audiences | 3.7k words]
Buck gets accidentally thrown in jail after meddling in a fight outside of a grocery store. There, he meets an unexpected guest, famous music artist Eddie Diaz, who is being suspiciously quiet about how he ended up here in the first place.
if only in my dreams by @buttercupbuck [complete | general audiences | 5.4k words]
Years before Eddie joins the 118, Buck meets him at an airport bar on Christmas day.
in a week by @buttercupbuck [complete | explicit | 78.9k]
in which Eddie joins the U.S. Forest Service and in the meadows of California, finds the things he thought he lost and the things he thought he'd never have.
It Started With A Bang And A Hostage Situation by JayJay__884 [complete | general audiences | 6.6k words]
Buck goes to the store one late night to buy food because of Maddie's pregnancy cravings. Whilst at the store, Buck accidentally gets caught in the middle of a robbery and gets knocked out. After waking up in the backroom, Buck finds himself as a hostage with a handsome and caring stranger.
Leading with the Left by @letmetellyouaboutmyfeels [complete | explicit | 84.7k]
When Buck said he was a "bartender" in "South America" what he actually meant was "stripper" in "Mexico." And when Eddie said, "What's your problem?" what he actually meant was, "Is this about the time you gave me a lap dance?" In other words, there's a few things the 118 doesn't know about Buck. Or Eddie. Or Buck and Eddie's relationship.
Lift me up by @captain--sif [complete | teen and up audiences | 5.5k words]
Buck gets stuck in his apartment building's broken elevator with his good-looking neighbor from the sixth floor.
Love and Bullets Both Shatter Hearts (But Only One Can Put You Back Together) by @letmetellyouaboutmyfeels [complete | explicit | 11.2k words]
Agent [Redacted] Diaz is the best at what he does. Usually. But lately there's this real pain in the ass* who's been ruining his missions: Code Name "Buck."
*stupidly handsome and annoyingly talented rival spy
Mr. Buckley's After Hours Detention by aresaphrodites [complete | mature | 11.4k words]
It’s not like Eddie Diaz planned on this. Really, there was no scenario in his mind where he would ever be bringing his son’s teacher a freaking goody basket to class; a homemade goody basket, no less. Then again, Christopher has never had a teacher quite like Evan Buckley.
MukbangsWithBuck by @reallysmartladymariecurie [complete | teen and up audiences | 19.3k words]
After growing tired of eating alone in his loft, Buck decides to start a YouTube channel where he records himself eating dinner and telling stories about crazy things his team has encountered on calls. He eventually gains a substantial fanbase, and he is led to the channel of another LA firefighter who uploads informational videos and also casual vlogs with his ten-year-old son. It isn't long before the two start a friendship through messages, both of them secretly hoping it will turn into something more. Or, Eddie and Buck are both firefighters/YouTubers and they end up falling in love.
Objects in the Mirror by SevenSoulmates [complete | explicit | 139.1k words]
The voice had always been around, Eddie remembers it, like a stream of consciousness that babbled incoherently to the point where Eddie just tuned it out. But then the voice started speaking directly to him. Conversing like he was a whole person standing right in front of him. Like he could see what was happening around Eddie. Eddie shook his head. No one was talking to him, and Eddie most certainly was not talking back. He wouldn’t talk to the boy in his head ever again. There was no boy in his head.
Passive Aggressive Flirting by @starlingbite [complete | general audiences | 4.5k words]
Buck and Eddie have never met. They both work at the 118 but just on different shifts. That's all about to change when Buck finds a sticky note message, signed E.
String of hearts... by @reallysmartladymariecurie [complete | teen and up audiences | 11.1k words]
“Now. Eddie is this incredible presence. He’s funny and smoking hot, and he has a son who sounds wonderful. And he’s serious and vulnerable at times. But so enjoyable to be around, every single second that he’s there. And how can I put myself out there when the expectation is so high? When the thing I might lose is so beautiful?”
In which Buck owns a plant shop in LA, and Eddie becomes his new favorite customer. Pining ensues.
check out my post of buddie fics with dad!buck
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Just for fun, I decided to add a table of contents now that I have everything fully copied over, and. Dude. My ToC alone is 7 pages
I’ll post it below the cut to give you guys a lil sneak peak about what’s to come ;)
January 2019
Strings of Fate 9
Crimson Peak AU 21
Southern Gothic AU 21
ABO Angst (First Fic) 32
Genie/Demon Slave AU 40
Maker AU 40
Construction AU 41
A/B/O & Teen Parents 42
Nude Modeling/College AU 44
Vampire Academy AU 45
Gym AU W/Emily 47
Mitch/Peter Canon Meta 57
Panther AU 59
Stiles/Mitch/Peter Void AU 69
Drifter/Amnesia AU 70
Point Break AU 71
A/B/O Spy AU 72
Single Dad AU W/Amelia 74
Siren Highschool AU 77
Werewolf AU (Mitch Goes Missing) 79
Mob/Panther AU (Peter/Mitch) 81
Criminal Minds AU 83
February 2019 83
Reincarnation AU (Stiles/Peter/Mitch) 83
Exorcism AU 85
Dorian Gray AU 87
Mini AUs (Mitch/Derek) 91
Priest AU (Steter) 93
Siren/Selkie AU 95
Angsty Band AU 96
Babysitter AU 97
Stiles Gets Sick 98
Runaway AU 99
Teen Angst 102
Undead Mitch (Mitch/Peter) 132
Southern Transfer Student AU 133
Professor/Stripper AU 134
Eichen House AU 136
Psychic Mitch AU (Mitch/Peter) 137
ABO Escort AU 138
Faerie Ring AU 140
(Lame) Bartender AU 140
Prohibition AU 141
Time Travel AU 141
Umbrella Academy AU 142
Stripper/Hitman/Runaway AU (Katrina/Mitch/Stiles) 142
Online Relationship AU 145
Mitch/Nogitsune/Stiles AU 145
John Wick AU 148
March 2019 148
Pornstar AU 148
Drifter AU 149
Drifter/Hooker AU (Sterek) 149
Hometown AU 150
Void Stiles AU (Steter) 151
Post-Nogitsune Body Horror AU 152
Country AU 153
Diego/Klaus Meta?? 156
Mitch/Chris Casual Sex AU (Ft. Interdimensional Travel) 158
Equilibrium 158
Survivor’s Guilt 159
Summer Roadtrip AU (Stetopher, Mitch/Katrina) 169
Massage AU 170
Conspiracy Theory AU 173
That Time They (Almost) Fucked* 176 *note for readers, it’s part of the Conspiracy AU
Stardust AU 178
Mitch/John AU 179
1500s(?) AU 181
Mitch Raised Little Brother Stiles (Platonic) 182
Snowed In AU 182
Camboy AU 183
Opposite Time Travel AU 183
Family Fight (Mitch/Peter) 185
Mitch/Void AU 188
Fantasy AU w/Dragons 194
House AU (S. 6 Ep. 4) 195
House AU 2.0 Single Dad w/Sick Daughter 197
Chronicles of Nick AU 198
Game Designer/YouTuber AU 202
April 2019 202
Peter’s Anchor AU 202
Hunter Mitch AU (Mitch/Peter) 203
Eichen AU (Mitch/Peter) 209
Teen Angst But WORSE 210
MMA/UFC AU 214
Restaurant AU 215
House AU 3.0 Stiles Gets Sick 216
Neighbors AU 217
Supernatural AU 219
Magic Mike AU 220
Hunter AU (Mitch/Peter) 221
Misc. AUs 222
- Elemental AU 225
- Angel/Demon AU 225
- Doppelganger AU 225
- Sordid Catholic Happenings AU 226
- Stoner AU 226
- Yogi/Body Builder(?) AU 226
- “I don’t love you” AU 227
- Avian AU 227
- Supernatural Detectives AU 227
- Mini Cyberpunk AU 228
- Domesticated Crptid 229
- Katrina Tops AU 229
- Mitch Being Abused (& Adopted by Hurley) 229
Death AU 230
ReplicantCloud Atlas AU 231
Serial Killer/Psychologist AU 233
DID/Nogitsune AU 234
Chambers AU 236
May 2019 246
Parole AU 246
Talia Takes Peter’s Memories (Meta) 247
Forced to Mate AU 247
What You Sow (ABO) 248
Service Dog AU (Peter/Mitch) 249
Victorian ABO AU 251
Beyond Reasonable Doubt 253
Accidental Puppy Acquisition 254
Mitch/John AU 257
Night Angel AU 257
Trafficking AU 258
Demon/Witch AU (Mitch/Katrina & Stitch) 259
Post-Apoc (Original) 259
Speech Counselor AU (Mitch/Peter) 261
Medieval Cult ABO 262
HS/College AU (Spin the Bottle) 265
Single Dad w/Bailey 266
June 2019
Roadtrip AU 272
Werewolf War AU (Mitch/Laura, Stiles/Derek) 273
Lake Siren/Monster AU (Original) 275
Neighbors AU (Mitch/Stiles, Allison/Scott) 275
Stardust AU 276
Cyberpunk Post-Apoc AU 277
Highschool ABO 278
Priest/Sinner AU 279
Crossdressing/Historical Convention AU 282
Love Sacrificed AU (Mitch/Stiles/Peter) 284
Fake Dating AU 285
Devil AU 285
YouTuber AU 286
Vintage Porn AU 289
Prohibition Porn AU 289
WW1 Prostitute AU 290
Artillery 290
Stiles Kills Someone 297
Morning After AU 298
Captured By Hunters AU (Mitch/Peter) 299
July 2019 299
Necromancer AU (Stiles/Peter) 299
Rape Recovery (Mitch/Peter) 301
Vampire AU 303
Altar Boy/Sinner AU 304
Emissary Mitch AU 306
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Post-Nogitsune Wandering 308
Hippie/Punk AU 309
Mom’s Roadtrip Horror Stories 311
Renaissance AU (Stiles/Peter) 312
Harem AU (Mitch/Peter/Stiles) 312
The Hobbit AU 315
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Ice Skating AU 319
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August 2019 321
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Christmas AU 334
Hunted 338
GoT Inspired/Birthday Fic 340
AHS: Coven AU 342
Stiles Kills Donovan 346
Stranger Things AU 349
Allison Angst (Wings of a Butterfly) 352
God/Mortal AU (w/Reincarnation) 353
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Jigsaw AU 358
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Fever Dream 370
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Naughty Bits 386
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Cold War AU 419
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Mitch Sleeps With An Informant (Jack Ryan-esque) 420
Vampire AU (Museum Edition) 422
Snowed In AU 423
Medieval Tourney AU (Peter/Chris) 423
October 2019 429
Crown Prince AU (Mitch/Peter) 429
Peter Has A Kink For Being Picked Up 431
Creepy Boarding School AU 431
Damaged Bois 435
Dracula AU (Mitch/Katrina/Stiles) 436
The Last Time 437
Worst Fears AU (Stiles/Peter, inspired by Jae/Allistair) 440
November 2019 444
Eichen House (Political Prisoner Mitch) 444
Dragon AU 444
Transfer Student Mitch Usurps Jackson 446
Locker Room Slut Stiles 447
Petopher AU 447
Rebound 448
Princess and the Pauper AU 467
Rival College Sports Teams AU 481
Teen Dad/Lawyer AU (Mitch/Peter) 482
Childhood Best Friends AU 487
Culinary AU 489
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Angel/Demon AU 491
December 2019 492
Christmas Fake Dating/Wedding AU 492
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Mitch Can’t Die 499
Hooker Mitch/Act of Treason (?) 500
Long Live the King 500
Mitch Gets Wrecked (Triathlon Aftermath) 504
The Mirror’s Curse (Original) 504
Angel/Reaper AU 505
January 2020 508
Bystander Effect 508
Melting Point 509
Vampire AU "I'll bet you're hungry." 512
Vampire AU - Katrina Turns Mitch 514
Witch/Incubus Bookshop & Sanctuary AU 517
Cottagecore Wish Fulfillment (Fae Stiles) 518
Ace Mitch 520
Monster Menagerie 521
Vampire Venom Black Market 523
Florist/Tattoo Artist 524
Gentle Angst AUs 524
Counselor/Praise Kink 526
Hanahaki AU 527
There is something bitterly funny about the last idea I told my ex about, being a Hanahaki AU, only for her to break up with me a month later bc I’m aromantic...
When I realized that last night while looking at this, it really made me see hanahaki AUs in a different light lmao. Maybe there’s a reason they’ve always been one of my favorite.
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331.
Is there something you said you wouldn't do, but in the end you did it? >> Oh, probably.
Are you originally an American, or are you some other kind of nationality? >> I was born in the US.
Do you sometimes pretend to do things you dont know how to do? >> No?
What was the last compliment you remember someone gave to you? Who was it? >> I really don’t remember the last compliment I received. Maybe a comment on one of my fics on AO3.
Have you ever had one of those pregnancy scares? When did this take place? >> I mean, I’ve been afraid I was pregnant, but I was correct, so that’s not really a “scare”.
Are you someone who puts ranch dressing on everything you eat? >> I don’t put ranch dressing on anything, actually.
Have you ever personally been friends with a stripper or prostitute? >> I dated an ex-stripper and I was friends with an on-again off-again prostitute, yeah.
What kind of ipod or mp3 player do you own at this moment in time? >> I use Spotify on my phone.
What, to you, is the best way a guy can smell? Give examples? >> There is no “best way” for me. I just don’t like anyone to smell like rank body odour, or like an excess of fragrance. Extreme smells on either side of the spectrum are equally terrible. Just smell clean and that’s good enough.
Does it seem to bother you when someone doesn't reply to your messages? >> It bothers me if they have a consistent habit of leaving me hanging in conversations that haven’t reached what I consider a logical end.
How many times a day, on average, do you think critically about something? >> How would I even keep track of this...
Are you someone who speaks their mind, or do you hold it all in? >> I tend to keep things to myself, these days. I used to speak my mind all the time, and there’s really no great benefit to it. I’m still honest and direct when I do speak, and I think that’s good enough. No one needs to know most of the stuff I think and feel unless it’s really productive in the moment -- or unless they’ve pissed me off to the point where I don’t care how they feel about what I have to say, which is luckily a rare occurrence.
Is anyone who lives with you at the moment, really loud and annoying? >> No.
Name at least one interesting fact almost no one knows about you? >> *shrug*
Where do you work at this moment in time? Does this place have insurance? >> ---
If you have tattoo's, which one that you have was the most painful? >> I don’t recall any of them being particularly more painful than the others.
Who is someone on television at the moment that you feel sorry for? >> ---
Are you currently in the process of 'bettering' yourself as a person? >> I’m always in that process.
What is something you tend to not be able to stand in the least bit at all? >> Things that send me into sensory overload.
Are there any foods out there that can make you puke, just by seeing it? >> No.
Does it make you angry when people complain an excessive amount around you? >> Not angry, just extremely irritated and bored. It makes me want to leave their presence immediately (or block/mute them, if it’s online).
Do you like watching people fight or do you stay out of the way of things? >> Sometimes it’s entertaining, but most of the time it’s just exasperating or distracting. If they’re loud, which people tend to be when they’re arguing, then it’s sensory overload time and I’m ready to leave.
Do you encourage people or do you tend to put them down for things? >> I don’t have a habit of putting people down, but I also don’t make a particular point of being vocally encouraging.
What would you consider your favorite pattern? (zebra print, floral, etc.) >> I don’t know, I’ve never thought about it.
At what age did you actually hit puberty? Was it hard for you to handle? >> I don’t remember, and I’m not sure there was a particular age when -- BOOM! -- puberty happened. It’s kind of a gradual process that is easier to recognise in hindsight than when it’s actively happening. And yes, the whole process of transitioning from childhood to sexual maturity was extremely difficult for me for a variety of reasons (most related to the process, some not).
Do you tend to make the people are you angry or are you very subtle? >> Er...
Are you considered a graceful person or are you more clumsy? >> I am more graceful than I am clumsy.
Do you fall up the stairs more than you actually tend to fall down them? >> I don’t do either one often enough to know.
Have you ever sucked on helium? Did your voice change at all? >> Yeah, and yeah. It’s pretty funny.
Do you know any girls who have an overly manly voice and features? >> :|
Are you normally someone who tries to grab everyone else's attention? >> No.
Have you ever actually met and talked to someone who's famous? >> Yeah.
When was the last time you got a parking ticket for anything at all? >> ---
What color are your bed sheets and when did you buy them? >> Light grey, and a few months ago.
Does it bother you when a lot of people try to fit in to a small space? >> Yeah, particularly when I was already in that small space and fit there pretty comfortably before all these other people who are completely unaware of how much space they take up decided to crowd in.
Do you play any sports? If so, did you meet new friends that way? >> No.
Where are you planning on going to college if you're planning on going? >> ---
Do people ever make fun of you for something you really cant help? >> People have definitely done so, but that’s not something I encounter very often now.
If you definitely had to, what would you label yourself, and why? >> I don’t have to, though.
Do you have any pets who will bite anyone else out there, besides you? >> ---
Have you ever tried chocolate chip waffles? Are they now your favorite? >> I don’t like milk chocolate, so no.
What company are you signed up for car insurance, if any at all? >> ---
Are you someone who really likes to cook? What's your favorite meal? >> I am not someone who really likes to cook. There are certain circumstances where I like doing it, but those circumstances are not frequent occurrences.
Do you own any scarves? How many and what colors are all of them? >> I have a black one with constellations on it, and it has lights inside it that you can turn on and off.
As a kid, did you ever go to camp? Which one did you go to anyway? >> I did not go to camp as a child. I did, however, go to several as an adult.
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What are some of your favourite bellarke fics ?
I don’t know about the NSA agent monitoring my computer, but these are some of my favorites.
(As a rule, none of these are smut fics. If you’re looking for smut recs, just ask!)
Wife Pro Tempore, Rated T, 15,070 words
Bellamy’s in kind of a jam. His new department head has been coming on to him and he hasn’t been able to get her to stop, so he’s invented a wife. But now something’s come up and Bellamy needs to produce that wife. Will he be able to persuade Clarke, his roommate and best friend, to help him out?This is one of my new favorites from BSV18.
The entire Followers series, Rated T, 21,319 words
As acts of rebellion go, Clarke knows that getting a tumblr is both minor and pathetic. But it’s her secret, her own tiny, online space where no one knows she’s Clarke Griffin, Hollywood A-lister. She’s just some nobody with like five followers and opinions no one cares about.
And then she makes a friend.
I’ll always wear the crown that you gave me, Rated G, 26,255 words
It’s later that night, back in their apartment, that she crawls into Octavia’s bed, feeling so sure and so lost, all at the same time.
“I’m in love with your brother,” she says quietly, picking at the corner of one of Octavia’s pillows. Her best friend wraps an arm over her shoulders and tucks her under her chin, and Clarke doesn’t know why, but a few tears slip from her eyes.
Octavia rubs her knuckles across her back, voice quiet and solemn when she says, “Yeah. I know.“
Sometimes Lightning Strikes Twice, Rated M, 2,557 words
It was ridiculous. He didn’t even know this girl’s name. All he knew was that she was pretty, that she was trying her best to be a good sport about being here probably just so her friends had fun, and that she was maybe a little bit shy. Well, and he also knew that every time she looked at him he got flustered and repeatedly messed up the blocking.
It was official. Bellamy Blake, part-time stripper and full-time overthinker, developed a crush on some blonde bride.
OR the Strip Club AU no one asked for, where Bellamy meets Clarke Griffin while working her bachelorette party, and the poor guy doesn’t have the first clue about what to do about it.
In the Skylines up Ahead, Rated T, 19,338 words
He can’t help it, he scowls. “Wow. You know, for some Jiminy Cricket, moral compass bullshit, you’re kind of rude.”
That pulls a sputtering noise out of her, the noise distinctly disbelieving. “You think I’m your conscience?”
Bellamy’s pretty sure that hearing voices in his head is bad enough, let alone the fact that it’s coming from his supposed soulmate. (Or, a bellarke soulmates au, basically.)
Married at First Sight, Rated T, 3,747 words
The concept of the show is this: a panel of experts will pair him with someone, he’ll meet her at the altar, and after a month of living together, being married, they’ll decide on national TV whether they want to stay married or get divorced.
Historically, arranged marriages are a lot more common than love matches. Bellamy kind of thought he knew what to expect out of the whole thing.
He didn’t expect Clarke Griffin.
Just the Fax, Ma'am, Rated T, 4,945 words
Bellamy would not have expected his favorite work relationship to start with someone trying to fax paperwork to his landline, but somehow, here he is, involved some sort of bizarre, retro, fax-based flirtation with one of the new doctors.
Or, You Could Always Google It, Rated T, 16,518 words
**According to AO3, I’ve read this fic 7 times, but I absolutely love it!**
“You know,” Bellamy muses, grin wide and a little conspiratorial, “you’re robbing our legions of fans here. They’re expecting a showdown and you’re being perfectly cordial towards me.”
“Right,” she nods, pursing her lips to keep from smiling. “Well, it’s not too late. I could always pitch that glass of water down your shirt.”
Someone really should have warned Clarke that the first step to becoming internet famous would involve acquiring a nemesis. (Or, Bellarke as rival YouTubers, basically.)
Things We Shouldn’t Do, Rated T, 92,654 words
Clarke is at the bottom of a downward spiral and Bellamy is riding an all-time career high when they’re cast as the leads of Marcus Kane’s newest drama. The entertainment world expects a blowup of immense proportions between the two feuding actors but get a hard to explain romance instead.
Or: a fake dating celebrities AU.
Look who failed Flirting 101, Rated T, 5,159 words
In Bellamy’s defense, he and Clarke only know each other through their YouTube videos and emails. That’s probably why he didn’t realize she was flirting with him.
More Like The Emperor, Rated G, 4,015 words
Based on the prompt: "you give me a different fake name every time you come into starbucks and I just want to know your real name bc ur cute but here I am scrawling “batman” onto your stupid cappuccino” but Bellamy’s a nerd so Roman emperors instead.
Must Be Love (On the Brain), 3,986 words
Is she grateful for the distraction that is Finn Collins? Sort of.
Does that make her want to punch his teeth in any less?
Hard no.
Or, the one where Clarke Griffin wishes the annoying boy who always sits next to her in class would shut up and let her listen to her professor. Her professor also happens to be really pretty.
The two things are mutually exclusive.
i (love)d you, Rated M, 14,352 words
A relationship that only lasted five months and ended four years ago shouldn’t still be affecting her, but…it wasn’t just any relationship. It wasn’t just any breakup. It wasn’t just any ex.
It was Bellamy.
Knowing Me, Knowing You, 7,213 words
In hindsight, staying in the apartment he shares with his ex probably isn’t the best idea Bellamy’s ever had.
Probably not his worst either, to be fair.
Or, the one where Bellamy and Clarke break up and, instead of moving out, somehow find themselves in a heated prank war.
There’s A Nap For That, Rated G, 6,722 words
Based on that post: “If you both agree to take a nap instead of going out, it’s a date.”Or: The one where Bellamy and Clarke keep taking naps together. You know, platonically. See also: Let Them Rest.
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“We usually end up on the couch with takeout, unless he cooks. Sometimes we nap.”
“I’m sorry,” Raven interrupts, “sometimes you nap?”
“That’s not weird!”
“Depends on how often sometimes is.”
“Like,” she stops to think, “three times a week, tops.”
Raven looks supremely unimpressed. “I honestly don’t know what to say about this except that you guys are like, whatever the nap version of friends with benefits is.”
Clarke glares halfheartedly. “So like, just friends, you mean?”
Three Months, Rated M, 84,189 words
Clarke moves to the big city for her residency and rents a room from Octavia Blake. What was supposed to be a 3 month rental agreement turns into much more as she makes new friends, struggles to move away from her past, and meets one very grumpy soldier.
internet friends are people too, Rated T, 6108 words
Clarke and Bellamy have been internet friends for years. They just don’t know it.
Or: Clarke and Bellamy are friends on Tumblr but not friends in real life.
Kill Them With Kindness (or something like it), Rated G, 3,814 words
Clarke thought subletting Miller’s room for the summer would be a perfect solution: convenient, affordable, and it comes furnished. Unfortunately, it also comes with his roommate, who for some reason, hates her.
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