#ex-fucking-cuse me????

[honeycheerio]

AYO???? I BEG YOUR FINEST PARDON??? WHAT IS GOING ON???

[gunsatthaphan]

I've never been more normal,,..,..,--..,,.-,,

[blusandbirds]

okay but now i’m imagining a future interaction like:

ted: “don’t y’all think it’s a little strange that jamie’s wearing four layers of long sleeves with just a pair of shorts?”

keeley: “not really, you see, he gets cold upstairs—”

roy: “and hot downstairs.”

ted: …

keeley: “yeaah, that’s right… sorry, how did you know that?”

roy: “how did you know that?”

keeley: “i used to date him, How Did You Know That?”

[kingkatsuki]

[yootaesowl]

SF9 14TH MINI ALBUM [FANTASY] CONCEPT PHOTO - BURN ver.

YOO TAEYANG

TITLE - Don't Worry, Be Happy

ALBUM RELEASE 2024.08.19 6PM

[charliewrites99]

Eddie's face tonight was giving: "Buck just told him he wished he was shot instead."

[isdilsu]

[going-outside-enjoyer]

THE "YIPPEE!!" IS GERMAN???

[astarab1aze]

"Literally go outside, no one cares." - Azar to loux

"....I care."

[rjshepofftheshits]

The fact that not ONE SINGLE MONSTER FUCKER fic has been posted in the dead space tag on ao3 since the game came out is fucking shocking.

I'm disappointed in all of us.

[maybeophe]

Why is the government so desperate to tax everything they add these unnecessary little toll gates to everything in life as if they aren't the ones PRINTING the money!! Greedy arse!!!!

[helldustedstories]

@vanaglcria asked: Vaggie just. sprays Husk in the face with a spray bottle full of water.

Unprompted!

Husk had been trying to get a few things done around the bar: cleaning glasses, wiping down the bar itself, making sure it was stocked, the way it was supposed to be (fuck, the people around here drank almost as much as he did, fuck's sake), when Vaggie sprayed him in the face.

His fur stood on end even as he glared at her, an involuntary hiss leaving him before he snapped, "The fuck was that for?"

[fettiowi]

...I think my post broke containment

[bhaalswn-arch]

Also, this Bhaalist just: You fed me flesh once @ Alkas Alkas: ....I did what now.

[whumblr]

On account of your last drabble which i loved i am officially requesting jealous zane because im a greedy little munchkin

- @whumpawink (no pressure ofc lol)

He does go hard (bless him). And I'd love to explore this but I don't really have much ideas (YET) for jealous Zayne. I'm gonna keep it in the back of my mind and add it to the rotisserie chickens so who knows, maybe someday something will bloom.

For now, have a bonus drabble:

“Hey, love.”

Jay grunted something as he shrugged off his jacket and tossed his keys onto the table.

“Rough day?”

“You have no idea.” Unfortunately, it hadn’t escaped Dennis that he had gone white as a sheet as soon as the word ‘motorcycle’ entered the conversation, and well, the rest had been rather hard to explain. Maybe he could buy off his guilt with some company sponsored flowers, but he didn’t feel it was enough to make amends.

“Well…” Zayne grinned, sitting back and rested an ankle on his knee. “I’m glad you no longer have to stay late.”

“You nearly killed my fucking boss because you couldn’t stand someone else making my life miserable?”

“I have no idea what you’re talking about.”

A beat passed and they just stared at each other. Then Zayne spoke up without any shame.

“I did it because I was jealo—”

“FUCK!”

[helluva-hurricanes-blog]

I don’t remember whose blog this came from but it doesn’t matter. If anyone ever tells me this, here’s my personal response

Die