#and roy is not about to admit that he banged on jamie’s door at 4am like a madman and saw him open his door balls out

[blusandbirds]

okay but now i’m imagining a future interaction like:

ted: “don’t y’all think it’s a little strange that jamie’s wearing four layers of long sleeves with just a pair of shorts?”

keeley: “not really, you see, he gets cold upstairs—”

roy: “and hot downstairs.”

ted: …

keeley: “yeaah, that’s right… sorry, how did you know that?”

roy: “how did you know that?”

keeley: “i used to date him, How Did You Know That?”