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โema skye is annoyingโ โema skye is too bitchyโ shut up. ema skye canonically has a gun and still has enough restraint not to use it on all of her dumbass coworkers. she just eats snacks and throws them at twinks. she complains about her annoying bisexual worstie to his face. she loves science and hates being a cop. what more could you ask for in a woman
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yayyyy yippee hoorayyy i woke up bisexual again this morning yayyyy wahoo!!!!!
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starting tomorrow i will be super normal fun kind sexy and functioning
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happi new year!! always love ur art, pls keep drawing ur amazinggg (oยดโฝ`o)๏พ
happy new year!!! thank you for the kind words~ โช(^โ^*)
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how could anyone ever hate me i have big brown eyes and a thousand yard stare
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I want love ๐ and other unspeakable things
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how could anyone ever hate me i have big brown eyes and a thousand yard stare
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Happy birthday my dearest love ๐๐
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do you think you could take a vampire?
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i feel like i'm wasting my life away. anyways.
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i think im getting better! :) [another event occurs]
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college should be free so that the first time you go can just not count. that's just to test the waters. you should be able to be like "well that was weird! okay now this time for real"
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i'm obsessed with problematic relationships with age gaps where the age gap is the least problematic thing about their relationship
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tumblr bitch: liking creepypasta makes you a freak!
me: **growls really hard**
jeff: its ok theyre just jealous babeโฆ
me: i know jeff, i know
slendy: **slaps my fat juicy ass**
me: NOT NOW SLENDY JEFF AND I ARE HAVING A MOMENT
slendy: youre so boring **murders a whole family**
me: **sighs**
police: **en route**
jeff: **the killer**
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