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So I’m going to my JHS’s 送別会 (soubetsukai aka farewell party).
It’s being held after I finish up my last day there so I was going over some stuff with my colleagues.
Cuz it’s an overnight one at onsen resort and I have never stayed overnight for one before. All the ones I went to were just dinners.
Me: Hey so what is the dress code? Wanted to check cuz I messed up one year.
VP: It’s an onsen resort, yukatas of course!
(It was a joke, dress code is always suits. Would have been nice tho lol)
#gaijin#gaijin life#inaka#inaka life#ex pat#jet program#japan#japan life#english teaching#teaching english
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I'm not even kidding when I say I'm willing to get married if it means I could move to Scotland.
I'm Presbyterian, I'm from the rural Midwest so I don't mind cows, I knit and I prefer stormy skies. I may not have any particular interest in football (soccer) but at least I understand it better than (American) football. Hell, haggis sounds more interesting than gross. I actually enjoy the bagpipes and I know how a kilt is supposed to be worn.
If there is a Scot in need of a wife (or just somebody with a master's degree in Communication), just let me know.
#not kidding#mostly#Scotland#in want of a spouse#ex pat#hopeful#knitting#soccer#You can even make fun of how I say y'all
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I got like 2 and a half hours sleep last night, and I'm trying to stay up until at least 2am tonight. Why? Seriously, it's 10:50pm and I'm already exhausted.
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patrick falling in love with you and then self-destructing as he always does by going and fucking other girls. maybe even ones you know. sleeping around, showing off his newest piece of ass every weekend. grinning like a bobcat in pictures, his eyes dull and devoid of joy. he misses you, god does he miss you. your laugh and your hair and the way you smell and yeah he misses the sex but mostly he misses the way you'd hold him when you fell asleep afterwards. like you never wanted to let go. and then he had to go and wrench your hands off of him, like he always does.
#ex!patrick is something so important to me#he has bewitched me body and soul#patrick zweig#patrick zweig x reader#projecting my coping mechanisms onto pat ... never ...
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I LIKE ALL OF THEM TOO MUCH LMAO
#kamen rider build#kamen rider w#kamen rider ex aid#parad#philip w#banjo ryuga#my art#kinda popped off coloring these tbh#*patting past p on the back* it's very cute#sorry if i keep reposting this. see prev tag (i like it too much)
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Actually love that this is the website that all the teenage burnouts, aging transgenders, chronically ill furries and the occasional earnest Catholic all hang out. It's like my lunch table at high school all got hit with the an aging ray.
#pat talks#as an ex catholic myself i dont participate in the religion but i do fuck with the aesthetics and like to check in on the patch notes
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Pacers vs Bucks (East First Round: Game 1) - Apr 19 2025
#indiana pacers#tyrese haliburton#damian lillard#gary trent jr.#pat connaughton#laughing at pat doing his best trying to keep dame from crossing a line...he even tried to stand in front of him a little bit...#iirc they were also teammates on the blazers???#gary and pascal were also fighting in this game...like ok the ex-raptor girlies are fightinggggg#haliburton in his head: yippee this feels like im in the wwe!!!!#meanwhile damian: i will kill you upon my return. no mercy.
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#bruno fernandes#harry maguire#manchester united#giffed this just to say these two interacting always crack me up#the no eye contact the awkward pat on the head the stiff hug they are literally just coworkers sjdjdjd#the capi and ex capi dynamics#we went through the same thing but came out different#i cant relate to you but i get you#you get on my nerves but i let you#ok why did it get sappy i was snickering a minute ago#+
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extinction
Jackie eats the stew.
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the 'jackie becomes the antler queen' au that has been rattling around my mind since s1.

#pats hood: this fic has it all#ex queen bee jackie taylor#unreliable narrator shauna shipman#a total lack of romance besides gothic romance#basically if college au was about how i could make them better this is about making them worse#yellowjackets
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For context we were doing a variation of gesture game.
Card in question: Octopus
Hyperactive 3rd grade ES girl: -drops to the floor, lays on her back, and wildly flails her limbs in the air-
#gaijin#gaijin life#inaka#inaka life#ex pat#jet program#japan#japan life#english teaching#teaching english
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sui v swe | 02.05.24
#nico hischier#devils#fabian zetterlund#sharks#something so special about ex-teammates and handshake lines#cradle their face<3#one more head pat for the road <3#also holtzy poking out from the line in anticipation#.gif#team switzerland#team sweden
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i am hitting them with a stick (x)
#jeez pat how many exes do you have#this whole video is so funny#i love them ❤️#patrick kane#alex debrincat#detroit red wings#'yknow'
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giggling very hard thinking about tristeva at yumalia’s wedding because while i KNOW tot heavily rushed the wedding so we barely saw any reactions (or much of. yknow, ANYTHING.), they were most definitely sobbing uncontrollably and clutching onto eachother for dear life the entire time
#everyone nearby is very uncomfortable and actively pretends they don’t know them#never doubt my power to make something completely unrelated about tristeva#i mean their reactions are understandable cause these ARE their lifelong bestfriends#you best believe they’re bawling their eyes out twenty metres away#nd then evangelyne crying makes amalia cry#which in turn makes yugo cry#and by the end the whole brotherhood is kind of fucking inconsolable and no one knows what to do#adamai is probably like. the only normal one. and he’s awkwardly patting his brother on the back cause he is SO BAD in social situations#except under his breath he’s aggressively muttering “YUGO. STOP. YOURE MAKING A SCENE.”#which. doesn’t really help anyone but atleast he’s trying#oh yeah ruel was crying since before the ceremony began btw#he is very emotional at weddings especially since this is essentially his son he’s watching get hitched#also he misses his ex like crazy#ok this turned quickly into a headcanon post mb#wakfu#tristeva#yumalia
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To draw later, but I kinda wanna do a doodle where Raven and Nik first met each other
#alr after Nik noticed she was ex-Cobra he’s all smiley and patting her back like#[may I interest you to join Chimera?] with the heavy accent and Price just shakes his head#Raven’s like#huh#HAHA#she ends up glossing over the current members and listened to Nik yap in the heli#Price pulling Raven aside grumbling sum about [your contract with me haven’t ended so don’t even think about it]#and then Raven shows Price her new screen wallpaper which is baby Price sucking a bear pacifier#Nik has been sharing embarassing baby Price stories to her HDHDJDJDJDJJDJDDJJD#yes yes this is some good idea#gummmyspeaks
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s1e4
#x men#x men the animated series#logan howlett#xmen wolverine#scott summers#x men cyclops#charles xavier#professor x#sabretooth#victor creed#ororo munroe#storm xmen#rogue xmen#jubilee xmen#jubilation lee#xmen tas: s1#as i said before#CHARLES CAN LOOK INTO LOGANS MIND AND SEE WHY HES “GOT AN ATTITUDE” AS HE FUCKIN SAYS BUT NOOOO#also logan bein smart an removing himself from the situation before shit gets nasty before victor can start his bullshit#ALSO THIS IS WHAT I MEAN WHEN I SAY SCOTTS NEVER INTERACTED WITH PETS PROPERLY#HE JUST AWKWARDLY PATS LOGANS SHOULDER WHILE LOGANS LITERALLY VIBRATING N GROWLING LIKE A PISSED CHIHUAHUA#also just how Far scott n ororo have to look down in order to look at logan <33#“cant be distracted from our more urgent problem” yeah your bitter ex husband plottin revenge
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i think roleswap fanny and pat would commiserate over their best friend/crush having such an abysmal milk toast taste in men
#they're smoking buddies they're bitching buddies. they're iconic to me#roleswap au#idk! i just think the combo of 'slightly more bitchy pat who's lived through two world wars and ex politian fanny'#is a great combo#bbc ghosts
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