#ewww!!

[ohio-gyatt-mega-sigma-rizzler]

Who the fuck is this!?

[fennecfiree]

lime tostitos suck so fucking bad omg ew

[repliiku]

lots of stuff

[koszmarnybudyn]

I found a really good refrence... So Kayne.

Oh also the og refrence under the cut cause i did use it for the background:

[chiiroptereh]

Edit: thanks for all the notes, guys! I made some edits so that this is easier to read. If you like Bill and spec bio vibes, here's another one I made of some possible psychological instincts a Euclidean might possess. Lots of love :Dc

A study into 90% of Bill's organs

I went so overboard omg but I wanted to try underpainting :Dc See if you can guess what color was the base for each of em! Reasoning for design choices beneath the cut.

Teeth are retractable so as to not puncture the eye when not in use

Lashes are retractable because I couldn't figure out what else to do with them LOL they're pretty thick whiskers and so he'd have some trouble if they stayed in the way, but having them fully retracted would, I imagine, risk them getting stuck or the pores plugging with oil/dirt

Whether or not his tongue is forked varies in canon, just as his blood color does, so I just chose the ones I prefer! I do really like it when people give him blue blood but I think in subtler hues it can make him look a lil nauseous so it's easier for me to work with red

He cleans himself with his tongue because he's a gross little beast and can't just take a shower or something. Ok but really I just thought it was cute what are you a cop leave me alone

Every villain needs to be able to have claws it's like a rule somewhere I think

The second set of eyelids serve to protect the optic nerve but are mainly something I added partially for emoting purposes and partially because of how many times the animators do this thing where his lashes don't follow his lids and it drives me less insane to have a hc about it

[komsomolka]

yankees: our country is evil but did you consider... all those national parks thru which we weaponize green washing colonialism to oppose landback? or... (very exaggerated) Diversity those immigrants from places usa fucked over bring to spice up our white supremacist project of a state?

[queen-morgana91]

Fanon:

Canon:

This man is a MALEWIFE

Another L for Aang's delusional haters

[muzsmocsing]

Svsss is the funniest book ever written and I'm tired of pretending it's not

Chapter 17 is a ride. Shen Qingqiu's non-threesome fiasco was fantastic. But while all that was happening Liu Qingge was on a whole Liam Neeson Taken journey and we need to discuss that because I can't fucking breathe:

Luo Binghe kidnaps Shen Qingqiu, Liu Qingge goes "count your days bitch", powers up to the max and singlehandedly massacres his territory.

He doesn't find his beloved frenemy coworker there but he runs into Shang Qinghua. He's about to interrogate him in the only language he's fluent in (violence) but he doesn't even get to raise a fist before he frantically spills every last detail of Shen Qingqiu's whereabouts.

After he's satisfied he's like "Nice. I shall strangle the traitor now." But the guy just falls on his knees?? And clings to Liu Qingge's thigh and just starts sobbing?? Gets snot all over his robes???

Before he can put an end to that mess, PLOT TWIST apparently Shang Qinghua has domesticated Mobei-jun while no one was looking?? All the crying and the clapping of his asscheeks alerts the demon that something's up and he comes do defend his pet hamster.

It's kind of a holdup on the rescue mission but they fight and they fully level half of Luo Binghe's crib in the process.

After that, he gets to the southern border. Fights some disgusting blood clot animals and successfully snatches his shixiong back, time for quality quiet time together! Perhaps some sparring!

But NO. The mission is too successful and got an unfortunate add-on: the weirdo bitch who slept with Shen Qingqiu's corpse for 5 YEARS came along??? The one he battled for just as long to get it back??? And now they're attached??? And trust each other???

Too tired to fight this reality he watches as the demon bastard peacefully naps on Shen Qingqiu's shoulder. Grinding his teeth.

ALL THIS IN THREE (3) PAGES.

[pievyl]

hi um,,,I really like your art um,,,may I please request some OJ or PayJay from Inanimate insanity,,, please and thank you :]

STUPID man running his STUPID hotel and his STUPID husband /aff

i am so sorry i made him look like an ace attorney character that was a moment of weakness

[chipwreckedd]

i hate them

[cuthechicane]

nico biting zak brown's head off on sky sports live

[frownyalfred]

Imagining a random Batfamily dinner table conversation where someone asks about a certain rigorous training program Bruce declined to use with the Robins.

Alfred: “It’s hell on your feet. All of your toenails will fall off by the fourth week.”

Cue horrified disbelief as 8+ batkids turn to Bruce, who’s quietly slicing his steak at the head of the table.

“It’s true,” Bruce says, switching his fork over to the other hand. “All your toenails do fall off.”

Tim: “Oh my god.”

Dick: “That’s disgusting.”

Jason: “All of them? At the same time?”

Tim: “Oh my god.”

[vsm4k]

shit hurts like hell fr

[temeyes]

destress time with a simon dood

[yeloenk]

hey ermmm ok guys

if you follow proshippers/reblog things from proshippers unfollow me. please.

ive seen some of my followers repost stuff from people like skelememer dreemurr or kia or whatever tf they go by. they have openly said they support proship shit on twt and im pretty sure theyve made dreammare art (dont quote me on that) and umm?? they are actively friends with proshippers. idk i thought this was more widely known but i guess not

and a few others (edit: not productionroxy sorry chat my bad😭)

but yea if you support proshippers/comshippers/supporters of these things. dni??? please?? 😨

art by @/Jakei95

[feyres-divorce-lawyer]

flirting sexual harassment