#ew wtf is eek

[flyingtacoturtle11]

I’m getting embarrassment so bad and I want to delete my drawings. And from this. Maybe I’m just extra embarrassed after a day of trying to be more not socially awkward and failing miserably

[icetobes]

911 s7 e7 thoughts

- eeek the promo is THE beginning

- oh my fucking god

- she’s so good at her job yall MADDIE BUCKLEY I LOVE YOU

- CHIM ??? GOT BLASTED

- BRUHH

- yall they got thrown back im scared

- no driver 😦

- this is so stressful lorddddd

- BUCK AND THE BABY

- ITS GONE 😦 OH NOOOO

- he took the baby didn’t he oh good LORD no no no

- HENREN HOUSE 🫶🏻🫶🏻

- mara :((

- i feel like she’s spoken to denny…

- OH SHE HAS ???

- she’s got a baby brother :((( she doesn’t know where she isss 😭

- EW EDISOL

- NOOO BONES

- CHRIS 💀💀💀

- “we could leave her now” good idea

- OH THIS WOMAN LOOKS LIKE SHANNON

- THE FLASHBACKKSSS

- HES SO :(((((

- “look like you’ve seen a ghost” girl you don’t even know

- (i missed a few minutes idk ???)

- hen and mara :((

- “sometimes nighttime is the hardest” real and true

- “denny’s nice” DENNY NATIONAL TREASURE

- she’s telling hen ohhh my heart

- ATHENA AND MADDIEEEEE (im gay for them)

- so the guy wasn’t her husband ??? oh my god

- maddie :(((

- “i assumed she was me” baby awwww

- wtf is hen wearing she ????

- “you are the system” the system sucks girlie

- awww she’s telling them where to find her brother aaaa

- MADDIE 🫶🏻

- the sceeenee the sneak peak scene !!!

- this scene is so sweet 🥹

- “idk why i just told you that” venting queen just like me

- HES SWEET OMG 🥹

- “we’re” she means businesss !!!

- EDDIES BACK AT THE SHOP PLEASEE WHY IS HE STALKING HER

- girlie what the fuck is wrong with him he’s so stupid

- this is crazy HES LOSING HIS MIND

- not a fucking candle

- “do you trust me” I AM SO CONFUSED SHES FLIRTING LMAO

- MORE FLASHBACKS

- not them flirting lmaooo

- “just me and my son, single dad” LMAO YESSS EXACTLY WHAT I WANT TO HEAR

- STOP I CANT HES SO AWKWARD

- good lord that’s a loud room of children

- their name stickers awww

- “we’re here to talk to you” that’s INSANE behaviour not going to lie

- tyson is so cute 🥹🥹

- maddie and that call :(( babyyy

- “it’s me you’re husband” THEYRE MARRIED YALL 🤭🤭🤭

- he’s so supportive 😭

- SHES AFRAID SHES GOING TO DIE i’m gonna end it all now maddie buckley you deserve nothing buck happiness

- ohhh she’s so smart omg

- she had a stalker OH MY GOD

- WHAT ????

- HES GOTTA STOP DOING THAT

- EDDIESHANNON FLASHBACK ??

- “about santa” LMAO

- OHH ITS THE AAAA 😭😭

- YALL HE LOVED HER SO MUCH

- NOT HIM IMAGINING THAT WHILE WITH HER IM CRYINGGG

- “i’m here” no you’re in fucking bed with shannon 💀💀💀

- they’re teaming uppp aaa

- “they’re hiding from him” OH MY GOD HE FOUND THEM

- IS THAT HIM AT RHE PARK

- creep what the fuck

- ew i fucking hate him

- “time to find a new mommy” i’m gonna kill him ???

- he’s so fucking creepy i hate it here

- maddie is so smart i caantttt

- oh he’s gone 🧍

- OH HE GETS HIT OMG

- THE 118 BAYBEEEE

- OMG BOBBY N BUCK HI HAVENT SEEN YOU SINCE THE BEGINNING HEYYY

- CHIM CAUGHT THE BABY

- BUCK TACKLED HIM LETS GOOO

- awww josh is so proud of herrr

- the girl :(((

- OH HE RECOGNISES BOBBY :((

- oh he doesn’t but he does ??

- “they’re bonding” karen is so me lmao

- she’s here with tyson 🥹🥹

- oh my gosshhh aaa

- OH THEYRE SO CUTE IM GONNA CRYYYY

- MARA AND TYSON 🥹🥹🥹

- babies :((((

- HI BUCK

- EDDIE AND CHRISSSS EEK

- “dad already ordered a pizza” where is his faith in buck

- buck throwing food at eddie lmaoo

- MADNEYYYYY 🫶🏻🫶🏻

- they’re so perfect aaaa

- JEEEE LITTLE PRINCESS 🥹

- the dreams hand they’re so cute oh im going to SOB

- JAW DROP

- WHAT THE HELL EDDIE

- EDDIES CHEATING ???

( i didn’t write down my reactions to e6 i filmed myself cause i was drunk sooo maybe ill put that in my notes at some point )

[cdfreak]

i get so startled when my friends have ex's i didnt know about. like eek wtf you had a life before we met ??? ew

[admiringlove]

You’re talking abt trains and i keep thinking metro and going ”wtf relaxing metro do you go on” lmfao they’re so crowded and eek

ew no not metro. like actual trains. yk the ones that were in your city before metro was a thing?

[gleefail]

Glee Memories: 1x10 Ballad

A long, long time ago, as Glee was approaching graduation in Season 3, I found myself nostalgic with some rare free time on my hands. So I decided to rewatch the series from the beginning and jot down some memories, discrepancies that have arisen since, fave quotes, tally solos - all that good stuff, strictly for shits and giggles.

8 years later (eek!) and once more I find myself with an unexpected abundance of free time. With so many revisiting or being newly introduced to the show between binge watching during Quarantine and all the tragedy that has surrounded the show since it went off the air, I figured I’d finish what I started. And by finish, I mean go through the end of S3. Cause I truly cannot acknowledge what happened after that. Except for 5B.

Kicking this off by reposting the first 15 episodes I already went through. Enjoy!

1x10 Ballad “Ok, who can tell me what a ballad is?” “It’s a male duck”

ok, I disagree with Schue’s definition of a ballad. “Stories set to music” – um…isn’t that every song? Or is it just in musicals that it’s supposed to be, lol?

“Looks like my weekly letter to the Ohio showchoir committee FINALLY paid off” and the look she gives Puck. Haha. This Rachel Berry is funny. Cause they’re letting us laugh at her right along with her. Not asking us to put her on a pedestal and/or take her seriously all the damn time. I’m not even gonna get started. I’m watching this post Props/Nationals, and though I didn’t think it could, my hate has grown. In abundance. Trying to keep it in check. Moving on…

“I bet that duck’s in the hat”

“Matt’s out sick today. He had to go to the hospital cause they found a spider in his ear” Um, ew. Also terrifying. However, humorous nonetheless. And an effort to explain a random absence of a Glee club member. Remember how they used to do that?

Aw, Artie drew Quinn’s name out of the hat. :) 2 seasons later and they’ll get 2 duets (both of which I loooove). Shame they didn’t do it this ep. Romantic or just friends, I ADORE the chemistry with Diana and Kevin. I really wanted to see more of that. :(

omg. Kurt’s face when Finn pulls his name. Adorable. Also, I love that Finn is not cool with it but a year later Sam is totes fine. Maybe that’s just cause I love dudes that are comfortable enough in their sexuality to do things that d-bags in high school might tease them about being gay for. Or maybe that’s just cause I love Sam Evans. Couldn’t tell ya. Except yeah, I totes could. It’s cause I wants a Trouty Mouth to call my very own. *lesigh*

“other asian” Ha!

Brittana!

“The fates talked, Mr. Schue” #BlessFinnsHeart

I love the voice-overs during Endless Love: “Screw him if he thinks he’s taking the Diana Ross part from me” “I love the days when I wear no underwear” “I never noticed how nice Rachel’s butt is…oh crap! I think Quinn knows I’m staring at it!”

I also love the facial expressions of Rachel and Mr. Schue here. Hilarious.

Haha – Brad’s like “wtf is happening?”

“Crap – she looks crazy right now!” hahahahahaha

Because of Rachel’s realization through this song, it means Lea Michele can’t squint nearly as much. Wow. It’s like a whole new Rachel with her eyes open while she’s singing.

Artie’s face after the duet. It’s like someone stepped in dog poop.

Ok, Charlotte Ross was in a show in the 90’s I used to watch that, if I recall, failed miserably but nonetheless had a brief stint as my guilty pleasure show. And I can’t remember what it is for the life of me and keep forgetting to look when I have access to google it. Anyone?

“I don’t want you to lift a finger for me. I’m your wife!” Oh wow. So unhealthy. So republican. Soooooo some parts of Ohio. These are the folks that voted for Bush. :/ Yep, I’m still ashamed to be from Ohio when I think of that election.

Suzy. Pepper. Yes. I love this actress. Bright and Hannah were my OTP on Everwood. I miss them.

“You knew it was me just by the sound of my breath. That’s so romantic.”

“Listen, you little psycho, this is Will’s wife, and if I don’t get enough sleep my anti-depressants won’t work, and then I’ll go crazy and I’ll kill you.” Oh Terri. So maternal and loving.

Suzy Pepper is sobbing to More Than Words. That was my jam back in the day!

“Your lashing out at me is fantastically compelling…and….inappropriate.”

“Thank God I never missed a piano lesson” – really Kurt? Is this the first and only time we’re to believe Kurt can play piano well enough to accompany someone from memory?

Finn singing I’ll Stand By You to a sonogram dvd on his laptop. I have no words. I don’t think I thought it was this weird the first time I watched it.

So Finn’s mom busts him singing to said laptop sonogram dvd…and he doesn’t close the laptop…or stop the dvd…or try to hide the screen. He sits up next to it as she approaches him, almost begging her to see it. I felt the same way then as I do now – it was an opportunity for him to not tell her necessarily but for her to find out anyways and I think he really wanted her to know so he could go to her for help and comfort and to relieve everything he couldn’t deal with about the situation. I’m just sayin’.

Oh old school Carol with her denim and that hair…she’s still such a great mom though. And this actress. My God. She’s amazing.

“You’re wrong, I’m right. I’m smart, you’re dumb.”

“Dude. Impulse control!” haha

“I dunno why I find his stupidity charming. I mean, he’s cheating off a girl who thinks the square root of 4 is rainbows.” #BlessFinnsHeart

Oh Young Girl/Don’t Stand So Close to Me mash-up. I fell in lust with you from the first moment I laid eyes on you.

Seriously. Matthew Morrison is so hot in this mash-up. Yowzah.

“So, Rachel, do you think you understood the message I was trying to get across with that ballad?” “Yes! It means I’m very young and it’s hard for you to stand close to me.”

“You’re a very good performer. He’s very good.”

Finn and Kurt bonding over their lost parents. This is a sweet scene.

“You think I should bring a gun?” #BlessFinnsHeart

“Casserole’s almost ready. Hope you like venison!” Ok. TERRIFYING to come home and find Rachel Berry in an apron, cooking you dinner, in your home.

Hey, remember that time that Rachel literally sang 3 lines of Crush and they released it in its entirety as a single from this episode? Ridonk.

“I found out today that my hamster was pregnant in biology class and I just started weeping!”

Aw, Mercedes and Puck are paired up for duet ballads.

haha. Babygate.

“Finn’s not the father! I am.” People be spilling out their truths to Mercedes y’all.

“Alright, look, you need to get something through your Mohawk real quick: you’re the baby’s daddy. It takes a hell of a lot more to be a father and that role’s already been cast because Quinn chose Finn. You need to accept that and move on cause you have no business messin’ up that girl’s life more than you already have. You need to back off. You owe her at least that much. ”Aw, Mercedes. Laying down tough love. And looking out for Quinn before they were even friends. Man. I love Mercedes.

Oh that’s right – Quinn has an older sister! Why did we never meet her?

“He wears a helmet when he plays, right?” – THAT’S WHAT I’M SAYIN’! #BlessFinnsHeart

“I have to go, they’ll think I’m pooping.” Hehehehe.

omg. So I love this still. Finn is doing karate moves in the bathroom mirror to pump himself up to sing to the Fabrays that Quinn’s pregnant. That is so effing funny. What happened to this Finn?

You’re Having My Baby. Haha. This song is so cheesy. This scene is so uncomfortable.

So Quinn’s parents, unlike Finn, are NOT simple-minded and have figured it out. And it’s terrifying.

“We didn’t even have sex” #BlessFinnsHeart

Quinn’s parents are kicking her out. Well, her dad is and her mom isn’t standing up to him. This is rough. Especially when you realize they’re supposed to be 15. So wrong. Poor Quinn. And her dad just screamed at her that she was a disappointment. Yeah…she’s had to deal with some shit. And in the end, they don’t acknowledge that she did and try to make her out to be the bad guy, and selfish… Way to go, RIB.

Oh good ole Carol, without a moment of hesitationlets Quinn stay with them.

“Honey, you can stay here as long as you want.” Carol’s the best. So glad she found Burt.

“We’re not so different, you and me. We’re both mildly attractive and extremely grating. Love is hard for us. We look for boys we know we can never have. Mr. Schue is a perfect target for our self-esteem issues. He can never reciprocate our feelings which only reinforces the conviction that we’re not worthy of being loved. Trust me. I’m a cautionary tale. You need to find some self-respect, Rachel. Get that mildly attractive groove back.” Suzy Pepper, ladies and gentlemen. Dropping truth bombs.

“There’s some boy out there who’s gonna like you for everything you are, including those parts of you that even you don’t like. Those are gonna be the things about you that he likes the most.” Hmm…might be true. Never thought about this, but I’d say that describes Jesse. But not Finn so much. Maybe recently. But…he has made several comments about her being annoying or controlling as they were dating. And not in a ‘those are my favorite things about her’ kinda way. Just sayin’.

Aw. Kurt seems like he feels really bad about Quinn getting kicked out.

“Open your eyes! I didn’t tell you to close your eyes.” “Is there a cake?” No, there’s no cake!” #BlessFinnsHeart

Lean On Me. Watching this now, with one ep left and it’s graduation…yeah, I’m crying. Dammit, Glee.

haha, Mercedes just kinda pushed past Rachel who was front and center to sing her solo. Probably not intentional but still funny.

Damn, Kevin McHale.

Damn, Amber Riley.

SOLOS: Rachel (1), Will (2), Finn (2), Artie (1), Mercedes (1)

[awakenee]

hsmtmts . ep 103

july 7, 3:28 pm cst

eek, i really don't remember anything from this episode other than ricky throwing a basketball at ej's face

i forgot these recaps existed

"ashlyn fell in love with a piano"

i relate to carlos on a spiritual level

i may love ej now but back then he was a dick

nice car

AHHH ITIKYK

lowkey in love with ash's jacket

great timing, ricky

"this is nini talk to me me" will always be iconic

ricky,,,, stop

aw, he's so awkward,,,, bean boi

"crushed it."

ash my beloved

ash's backpack is so nice, i want it

EJ STOP

playbill as in the playbill?

nini is me when my phone decides to disappear under a rock somewhere

nice, mr m

miss jenn, don't argue with the stem guy

oop

this is getting intense

the status quo rehearsal track lowkey sounds like revenge party from mean girls

imagine being able to dance, couldn't be me

"i lost my phone and basically spent last night living as a hunter gatherer" mood

gina you little sh

are we going to ignore ash's indigo streak in her hair? wink

i still ship gini.

rip ricky

"basic" i dont think so

"vanessa hudgens walks in and stands there" as someone who has rewatched hsm 50+ times, this is 100% correct

"have my moms yell at her mom" LMAO

oh, nini

"extra sad voicemail" big red my beloved

"i am the night."

wouldnt that make you a hypocrite, ej?

"i play to win now" isn't this the exact same thing ej said at the beginning of the episode? without the "now"

argh ej

do these two even have a ship name?

are we going to ignore that nini has a flannel underneath her sweater

"i never should have stolen her phone" "yA ThInK?"

OH RIGHT A BILLION SORRYS IS HERE

ej, the thing is, nini has songwriting skills. you don't.

how come no one is getting mad at them for blocking the stairs

his little smile

sneaky mr mazzara

have any of you guys stopped to read what says on the newspaper with the "disney wraps up filming for high school musical" headline? well, i have, and it's very dark and has nothing to do with high school musical

i'm still very confused as to what he's doing here

"i'm returning gina's shoes! when she isn't looking!"

how are they not spotting nini

GINA YOU LITTLE SH

nini has an issue with cows

KOURTNEY WHAT

if someone stole my laptop i'd go on a rampage

mmm, a billion sorrys

omg they did matt so dirty with his s1 songs

"girl... *ahem* girl."

nOoOoOoOoO

ash's facial expressions are gold

"that's what i thought" i actually feel bad for him

ricky looks so out of it

ricky is a, uh... regular actor

*punch*

ej being subtle af

"chad it up."

RICKY'S PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE SMILE IS EVERYTHING

"pretend to play basketball"

you can feel the music tempo increasing in the background

"you deserve everything that's coming your way" OOOHHHH BURN

"bAcK aT yOu iNfInItY TiMeS oNe!!!!" *smacc*

ricky done effed up

who says they didn't sing or dance? as far as i'm aware the picture on the poster is from before the big basketball game, and there isn't any singing and dancing in that particular scene

MR MAZZARA YOU LITTLE SH

GO OFF MISS JENN

i love miss jenn

seriously, screw you mr mazzara

revenge party is back

this scene is iconic

aw, miss jenn looks so proud

i'm a sucker for guitar background music

and guitar music in general

ew, blood

the cons of not being a girl: not knowing the secret to get blood out of your clothes

"cause infinity plus one sounded pretty real" "that's not even a number" ricky got you there with the math

ej screw you

"thirsty" wtf???

let's appreciate the trash bag

i love all of nini's outfits

"stick to the status quo" this goes against the entire plot of hsm

gina's a half liar

nini's on to you hahahahhahahahah

[amandaj718]

Emmerdale Live and Organized - October 31, 2017

Welcome to the pre-show! Happy Halloween! I am currently watching the movie ‘Halloween’ while wearing Cat Ears and my ‘This is my Cat Costume’ shirt. I may or may not be taste testing the candy (hint: I am).

I’ve been thinking about what true horrors could have awaited our villagers in Emmerdale. What did my twisted bran come up with?

Top 6 Emmerdale Horrors 

Robert actually in love with Lawrence?

Rebecca speaking?

Aaron sleeping with Dr. Creepy?

Liv denying her own feelings?

NO POINT OR TWIST? 

Thank god that will never happen! (What? I don’t hear anything when Rebecca speaks. She sounds like the adults in the Peanuts cartoons to me.) DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE TRUE HORROR STORY OF EMMERDALE IS? 

NO. GOATS. IN. EMMERDALE. 

Whew. Thank god that won’t happen though.

(Sassy kicking Goat is Sassy and kicking)

Let’s crack on, shall we? *unwraps candy* *fandom slaps the candy out of my hand*

Home Farm

That outfit. No. NO. Free People wouldn’t go that Bohemian.

LYDIA! The light of my life.

Oh. Now Rebecca cares about her. Before she was mocking her. Sure. Bitch.

“Is it really that repulsive?” – Lawrence YES. Yes, it is. Stop it then. Stop me from laughing and cringing off the bed.

Lots of death references. Just saying.

Oh ok. I was about to ask if he was drugging him. Yes. Drug him. Stop him from telling anyone this.

This baby shower is all wrong. It's in the kitchen. Kerry and Tracy are the only ones who showed up for free stuff. Also, the weirdest people are here. VICTORIA DIDN’T EVEN SHOW UP!?!?! WTF?!?! *LAUGHS* By the way, I think Kerry and Tracy are awesome. Too awesome for her or that family.  

Rebecca. You are a snob. Lydia tried so hard to be nice. I’d be happy if anyone would care enough to throw me any type of party.

Why are you filming this Lachlan? Oh wow. Roberts' eyes are a popping. Then again, my eyes would too if I was hearing someone plot the murder of someone. I’m shocked they didn’t have Lachlan mention that he should have finished the job a year ago.

Get the phone from Lachlan! He randomly filmed it. Robert…lets not push the sicko too far!

God. Robert is really hot right now.

Ryans hair. I LOVE IT ALL WINDSWEPT.

I’d like to point out that Robert gets messier and messier lately. Not with his actions but with his clothes.

OH GOD. NOT GOOD. NOT GOOD. ABORT ROBERT. ABORT.

The Thomas Family/Bernice

Arthur is a zombie! Nice!

Gabby. GABBY. Stop acting like you did something wrong. *looks around nervously*

David’s Grocery

So, is everyone being forced to go? Makes more sense now. Rebecca doesn’t have friends. She isn’t likable enough to have interesting enemies…other than Robert.

I love the talk about weird vs. eccentric talk.  Poor vs. Rich.

This Chas and Paddy thing. Eh. EH. She is trying too hard. Ew. Stop.

The Sharma Family

Jai. Please. Spend time with Eliza. She needs you right now. It's ok.

Um…some random person. Ok then.

Oh. He is from the support group.

Oh hey,…little plot where Jai just comes around. Awesome? I’m confused, but I’ll go with it.

Bernice’s Beauty Shop

Oh Kerry! That outfit is hilarious. OH GOD. Pete looks entertained by this though so its ok.

Oh god. Pete thinks Gabby is up to something. Isn’t she too obvious though? Maybe she slapped her and Laurel pushed? I still think Laurel slapped and then Emma fell by accident. That’s my official stance.

The B&B

Liv. YOUR FRIEND IS IN TROUBLE.

OH. Drinking again. When are were getting back to that? SHOW? SHOOOOWWW? I love and worry about Liv.

Gabby. Honey. Time to talk. TIME TO TALK. Before Pete gets to you. Please. What did you do?

“Sorry for what I did to you.” With flowers? EEK. Creepy.

‘It’s Just Speculation!

As per usual: Stay off the message boards, respect each other’s opinions, breathe, reboot and eat a Snickers. If you want to talk theory or the show come on over to my twitter and Tumblr @AmandaJ718

Until next time, see you around in Emmerdale! 

[gleefail]

Glee Memories: 1x6 Vitamin D

A long, long time ago, as Glee was approaching graduation in Season 3, I found myself nostalgic with some rare free time on my hands. So I decided to rewatch the series from the beginning and jot down some memories, discrepancies that have arisen since, fave quotes, tally solos - all that good stuff, strictly for shits and giggles.

8 years later (eek!) and once more I find myself with an unexpected abundance of free time. With so many revisiting or being newly introduced to the show between binge watching during Quarantine and all the tragedy that has surrounded the show since it went off the air, I figured I’d finish what I started. And by finish, I mean go through the end of S3. Cause I truly cannot acknowledge what happened after that. Except for 5B.

Kicking this off by reposting the first 15 episodes I already went through. Enjoy!

1x6 Vitamin D Mr. Schue is worried cause the Glee club is being lazy and complacent. First time and still true until Sue came along to help the club.

Mmmmkay. And now Mercedes starts dressing kinda funky. Oh goody. :/

Ugh. Listen, I have adored Matthew Morrison since I saw him in Hairspray 10 years ago, but it’s still not at all appealing when he tries to lick that mustard off his own chin.

“I will hold my tongue no further.”

”You have to remember something: we’re dealing with children. They need to be terrified. It’s like mother’s milk to them. Without it, their bones won’t grow properly.”

“Ellen, that blouse is just insane.”

”I don’t understand how lightening is in competition with an above ground swimming pool”

BOYS V. GIRLS FOR THE FIRST TIME! <3

“Okay, split up: guys on the right side, girls on the left side…Kurt” *gestures for him to join the boys, not the girls* Kurt looks soooo pissed. And is such a baby-faced nugget!

A Mash-Up was just defined and used for the first time.

”We’re planning on smacking them down like the hand of God” yaaaaay, Sue’s Journal entries! I miss those. Hey, did she ever get that hovercraft she was working towards?

”Let me be frank: your husband is hiding his kielbasa in a Hickory Farms gift basket that doesn’t belong to you.”

”I’ve always thought the desire to procreate showed deep personal weakness. Me? Never wanted kids. Don’t have the time, don’t have the uterus.” #oops

“I think you should both pack up and move out of the district. Unless you wanna lose your man to a mentally ill ginger pygmy with eyes like a bush baby”

the Matthew Morrison mustard licking is even less appealing in slow motion. Ew.

Terri just wiped Emma’s mug off with her own spit. Even if you didn’t have OCD, that is not right.

“But you’re not a nurse. You don’t have any training…” “Oh please, Will – it’s a public school.”

Wait…Mr. Schue seems to be teaching music theory? WTF? Has this happened before? Since?

“She freaks me out in a Swim Fan kinda way”

“But her body’s smokin’…if you’re not into boobs” Finn re: Rachel

I don’t think I ever caught this before – Finn is rubbing BioFreeze on his legs and accidentally scratches near his eye…and you can see the effect set in and then he spazzes out. Ha! #BlessFinnsHeart

“My mom says I’m stretched too thin so I gave up homework but that didn’t help” #BlessFinnsHeart

“Puck, with respect, you’re more helpful when you don’t contribute”

“Where’s Quinn?” “Probably down at the mall looking for elastic waistbands”

“Let’s do the number and then build a house for Habitat for Humanity” oh, Finn on ‘vitamin d’. He has the mind of a child. Especially during this performance. Holy crap!

“No one at Glee is gonna judge you.” Oh, that will change Rachel.

Hahahaha, Quinn drew pornographic pictures of Rachel on the bathroom walls. I miss when Quinn hated Rachel. Just a little bit. Cause she did it so well and right now it would please my soul to see some of that.

Poor Howard Bamboo is so terrified of Terri and just pitiful. I just want to hug him and tell him to stand up to her! :(

“I see em’ together all the time – laughing, talking…all the stuff she never does with me”

Terri’s office looks like it’s the same as Emma’s…

“I am not built to work 5 days a week”

“I’ve been thinkin’ maybe that if you and I started seein’ each other on the side it might kinda cancel their thing out”

“She doesn’t like to be touched…by me.”

“Look at the two of us. You pregnant and me with psoriasus and one testicle that won’t descend.”

“Though I’ve been grouped with the boys, my allegiance still remains with you ladies. They declined my offer to do their hair in cornrows and all my artistic decisions have been derioted as ‘too costly’ because they involve several varieties of exotic bird feathers.”

Rachel’s goal is a Grammy, not a Tony. #oops

smack-talking Finn is a giant douche. Ugh.

“You being here is not good for our marriage.” “Spending time together is not good for our marriage?” She has a point…

“A lot of ants on the sidewalk today.” *long uncomfortable silence* “Pretty late in the season for that.”

oh, Ken proposing. I hated you from the first moment I laid eyes on you.

“Look, Emma, I know our relationship hasn’t been perfect. You won’t ride in my car. I can’t touch you above the wrist. Remember you cried for an hour that one time my elbow accidentally brushed by your breast? But I think about you all day long. I kiss that picture of us at the State Fair every night before I go to sleep. Emma Pillsbury, this is not an engagement ring – no, I mean it is, but it’s more than that. It’s a promise. Look, Emma, I know you have this thing about being clean. Now I can’t promise to pick up my underwear or squeegee the shower door, but I can promise to keep your life clean of sadness and loneliness and any other dark clouds that might float into it. It’s cubic zirconia. I know how effected you were by Blood Diamond.”

“Thankyousomuch,itreallyisapleasure.Whiletheboyschoseaselectionofsongsthatcastaneyeinwardontheirresponsiblelifechoicesandsexualhungeroftoday’smodernteens,wehavechosenaselectionofsongsthatspeakstothenationasawholeduringthesetroublingtimesfilledwitheconomicuncertaintyandunbridledsocialwoebecauseifthere’stwothingsAmericaneedsrightnow,thatissunshineandoptimism.” *awkward pause and Rachel finally breathes* “Also angels.” OMG. Maybe my favorite Rachel Berry moment ever.

Also, this was one of my fave musical moments (songs, singers, choreography) of all of Season One. Heather Morris is gangsta on this, dancing like she’s on crack. OMG. I love it. Every one of these girls is such a great dancer.

“Can you um…can you think of any other options I might have?” “Is that a reason to marry someone?” “That’s not what I’m asking.” See, Glee still does this – these weird conversations that are clearly about something else, but never really get finished and things are left in limbo but as if the akward moment didn’t happen, so I think I’m losing my mind when I look for the continuity….ugh. Headache. What just happened?

“You have no chance with my husband. Do I make myself clear? You might think there’s some kind of competition going on with you and I, but that’s like saying that a nail is competing with a hammer.”

“Do yourself a favor, honey. Marry Ken Tanaka. Oh sure, he’s dumb like sand, and his fondue pot of nationalities is gonna open your kids up to a host of genetic diseases…but he’s kind, and he’s generous. And he’s available.” I don’t like Terri but….truth.com right there.

“I need to talk to you, about the baby” “Is everything ok? You’re not having it right now, are you?” What?! No! Aren’t you supposed to be a nurse?”

“You want money from me?” “It’s gonna be your baby.” “Which means I’m gonna be paying the bills for 18 years – I think you can handle 9 months” Oh Terri.

Aw. My heart still breaks for Emma during this scene where she basically accepts Ken’s proposal and asks for a secret marriage. And says she doesn’t wanna spend the rest of her life alone. Gah – so sad! :(

“I don’t even remember performing.”

“I’m sorry for what I said the other day. For calling you contemptable and deplorable” “Ah, that’s ok. I didn’t even know what those words meant.” #BlessFinnsHeart

“My goals are too selfish.” Rachel. Why did you forget that lesson?

Howard Bamboo got arrested on suspicion of running a meth lab. Ha!

“You are oblivious to consequences” A running theme of this show.

oh Glee. Again with the weird situations…neither Will nor Emma even preTENded to be happy about her marrying Ken when she told him. How does neither of them address it? What just happened?

I remember the first time I saw this episode and I loved that Rachel Berry had changed to being a team player and making her goal about winning sectionals with the team. That didn’t last long. SOLOS: Finn (1), Artie (1), Rachel (1) MERCEDES TAKES THE GLORY NOTE: 2nd time

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Glee Memories 1x4: Preggers

A long, long time ago, as Glee was approaching graduation in Season 3, I found myself nostalgic with some rare free time on my hands. So I decided to rewatch the series from the beginning and jot down some memories, discrepancies that have arisen since, fave quotes, tally solos - all that good stuff, strictly for shits and giggles.

8 years later (eek!) and once more I find myself with an unexpected abundance of free time. With so many revisiting or being newly introduced to the show between binge watching during Quarantine and all the tragedy that has surrounded the show since it went off the air, I figured I’d finish what I started. And by finish, I mean go through the end of S3. Cause I truly cannot acknowledge what happened after that. Except for 5B.

Kicking this off by reposting the first 15 episodes I already went through. Enjoy!

1x4: Preggers Single Ladies. Heeeeeeeeee!! I forgot all about you!

Also, this is the first ep my mom ever saw and still the first thing she mentions if Glee is brought up (“I loved those football players doing that single ladies dance, that was so funny” and then she starts singing single ladies all adorably off-key)

BURT HUMMEL!!!

”Oh my God…is the baby black?”

SUE’S CORNER!!! I really miss that.

“and that’s how Sue… ‘C’s it”

Schue just gave Tina a solo over Rachel. That’s the first and last time that will ever happen.

”wait…I’m a Jet?” – I feel you Mercedes! I was the only real-life Puerto Rican and was still cast as a Jet in high school. 

”My body is like a rum chocolate soufflé: if I don’t warm it up right, it doesn’t rise.”

Kurt’s princess wave when he gets the position of kicker. Yay. <3

“I’m pregnant” Oh Quinn baby storyline pretending Finn’s the father via hottub. I hated you from the moment I laid eyes on you.

Finn’s ‘o’ face. Ew.

Quinn is inconsolable cause she really thought she had a shot of getting out of Lima. Now she’s going to Yale. I’m actually really happy for her.

”I’m living in a cocoon of horror”

haha, Sue says “Glee Club” with gritted teeth the same way everytime ever.

Figgins anti-embolism stockings video and Sue’s blackmail. Forgot allll about you.

“Liza Minelli. Celine Dion.”

Taking Chances was the first moment, as a teacher and actor of Musical Theatre, that I said “that’s not how it works…” It was also when my Lea Michele impersonation began. It hasn’t changed. Neither has the way Lea Michele interprets a song.

”Admit it, Mr. Schue, you don’t like me very much.” I swear, this is like an alternate universe.

Also, this was back when I was on Rachel Berry’s side. She had a point in this conversation with him in the dance room. Mr. Schue was super unfair to her. Too bad they did a 180 with it to the other extreme for the past two and a half years instead of finding a nice balance.

Jenna Ushkowitz’s voice became my fave (along with Amber Riley’s) for all of Season 1 after hearing her sing Tonight.

Tina just asked Schue to give her solo to Rachel because she’s better than her and she would quit if he didn’t, saying she’d take one for the team. I get flashes of Rachel saying Mercedes was better than her at the West Side Story callbacks a few years later but not being nearly as selfless…

Finn is telling Mr. Schue that he is determined to go to college as it’s his only way out of being a Lima Loser. A few years later and he has to be begged to even consider college. When did that change? #oops

”Did you know you can just borrow books from there? All of em – except the encyclopedias” re: the library #BlessFinnsHeart

”So we’re taking coaching advice from Lance Bass now?”

There’s a note on the board in the football locker room that says “Touchdowns > LOVE” #WTF

Mike Chang is having trouble picking up the Single Ladies dance. #oops

”Hand! Hand! Point to the finger, hip, head – oop, sneak attack back to the ring, comb through the hair, slap the butt!”

”’sup, MILF?”

The baby is Puck’s!! I remember being excited to see the backstory on these characters that led to this. That was the first but not the last time I made that mistake with Glee. ….but it’s Glee.

”I had sex with you because you got me drunk on wine coolers and I felt fat that day” haha. Still funny.

Terry approaching Quinn to take her baby on the downlow. I hated you from the moment I laid eyes on you.

“Here. (take these) 3 times a day or your baby will be ugly.”

haaaaa, Ken has a box of like, 8 different whistles and picks one to use for each game. I totally forgot about that.

“Well I think we uh, really came together as a team.” “Yeah, a gay team. A big gay team of dancing gays.”

“Yo, left tackle: your mom’s so fat her cereal bowl comes with it’s own lifeguard – LIKE BAYWATCH!!” “Hey, ankle grabber: I had sex with your mother. No, seriously, I cleaned your pool, then I had sex with her in your bed. Nice Star Wars sheets.” Yep. Still hilarious.

”He’s so little.” – Burt Hummel when Kurt goes on the field. And that is when I officially fell in love with Burt and decided I want him to be my dad.

Oh Burt and Kurt. I love you so much. And it all started in that coming out scene.

Puck, Matt and Mike just joined Glee club. <3

Given the chance to change his mind, Mr. Schue STILL gave Tina the solo over Rachel. Alternate universe.

“Try giving NOT being homeless a try!”

Rachel quit Glee because Mr. Schue didn’t recognize her talent by not giving her one solo. Years later Mercedes will be ridiculed for doing the same thing (times 2.5 years of being overlooked). Just sayin’. Personally I agreed with both girls (though I didn’t think Rachel needed to quit, just demand A solo, not TINA’S solo)

SOLOS: Rachel (1), Tina (1)