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ok? so we go home to queeno bendy ew she writes love letters to keeho her buddy ew! she doesn like insults and shes terrible at them so dont go away forever ew! she cant have everything yes she can im scared its keeho u love her but hate me and so does she right now ew! its god from the sky she didnt do anything wrong and never has so bum up bitch it only gets better from here ew! shes insulting us now and she loves us get away from her rocket power makeup club u dont get along ur too similar and we love her today its keeho from p1harmony is she ok today? no she isnt we love her less ew! what was that hahha it was jeemmmmkeehofrom p1harmony ew she doesnt like our code ew! she has it password protected what were u about to take her meth? what the fuck bitch its outside the house and shes drinking up rn did they call ugly? did they believe itM yes we did huh hahha ew she did it wronf mmmmshesstupidyessheis ew! she sold her soul to the devil no she didnt its not even possible for her in this universe ok? so what did u get today? eternal life with the rocket power makeup club u were about to tuenmmmmmmintothem?ewnisgmmmmnoshewasntsheisntthemeithershesanasianskateboardeemrmcool ok so she has full control of our lives? no she doesnt and she doesnt want to see so were blind for eternity ew! he did that ew what did u do? they cant see us ew! is she gonna get in temmmtroubleforthislifenournottroubleewshewasuglybeforebutnowshesprettyprettyprettyuglythatsrudeewwereblindforeverewshesrightonesecondforever ew we cant call keeho about this no they cannot dimdmmmdidtheytryto?yesdidtheynotheydidntnowecantseeanythingburusoksuurnwevousagain?yesoksodiebackwardsabgwedontallowthatanymorewwoksonoucantgobackonurwordjustthe1989sSuicideBoysEvolution ew she loves ew no she doesnt ew yes she does what did she do? she accidentally turned someone blind ew shes a dmfaggotbitch ew no shes not shes just misgudied and its pretty ok so ur goinf mmmgoing to see her tomorrow riggrhr yes i am ok so it is pretty she just agreed with us on acimcmewnoshedoesntdothatshescleanbutshesnad
ew yes shes bad and all that but she beautiful and kommlovesherdaddyverymuchbitch!ewshelovesourpunctuation ew she doesnt love me yes she does ew i dont want aleiah aguilar i want her um whose that? ew nobody cool is that her actual friend? no she never has been ew! its perfect for her ew shes mrs. perfect no hahha no shes not mrs. perfect ew she doesn like jiathon? she dommshme doesnt like kpop idols for now ew ok? so shell never be dominant nope never and we hate that right? no we love it ok so shes just gonna be nice to us all day and shes perfect for the job? no she has keeho and hes gonna hypnotize us for leaving her again ew hahha do it again keeho olmmmmpls hypnotize us again an accident its professional skateboarding cool thats over for us did she say lava & knives yes she did ok? so she wants to mmkeeo it less personalnoshedoesntbutshesgettingabadfeelingfromthisosreweoksoumovegertodayyesitsbcimamanstuoidbitchsewdidijusrcallherastuoidbitchonaccidentnoudidnroksourgonnacammthecoosobusnoshesbotginbacammthesoosoksowhathappenedewshejustdid no she didnr she didnt even give me a second chance was that the right thing to do? yes we do hate u bur wmmmtweloveitbowehatieweloveitoksoshewantsmookingandshesbeauifulabdcurebutourtyoeisexybitchsandrhastsheromsosheissexyburshestooyiunfanstooomgthatsoerfecrshestheperdexragedorsex ew she has no style whatsoever yes she does its called asian skateboarding ew! why? bc shes associatesmdmmmmeithnothingywshsiesisthatbadofhertodothaywelcometorhwpartywedontloceurbuhareustoo ew hes mean ok so she didnt insult us after all ew! u thought this would be good for us so we cabmnt ew shes not even evil? asian skateboarding is vad mmmbadforherhealthewirwasntvadforherarewebadidkmaybeisthatthewrifhra swr ew she does hate us now and now we hate to mommmloce helove er ew she just invebted he love no she didnt do that u did! uh uh ew! she hates rocket power makeup club? yes she does right now for a couple hours anyway ok eternal life for rocket power makeup club ok but no insulting u rifht
yes ok so she didnr even think about the club thats fucked up ew! they cant even meet her half way ew! ok? so she made up with us literally she didnt but she did decide to love u again ew! this bitch is sexy yes she is ok so she isnt sexy rn? no she is but the word will mean something later what? u will kill urself for no reason other than hatred for money ew shes gonna to the store bye ew! she talking to the chair? ew no she hates awkward ppl do we love other girls? no we dont but our love for her ia complicated lets open pandoras box again later jhope ew hahha she hates jhope do we like him? yes we do can we tell him what we just did? no u cant ok so go homw queeno bender ew is she gonna stand up ew no shes not ew was he wrong yes he was its rocket power makeup club again bye bye another one again ew bye dezmond clout chasing demon hunter keeho on
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some people were way too quick to sexualise the “edgier” black and brown boys in atsv (miguel, hobie, miles-42) and feminise the dorkier ones (miles, pavitr)
#across the spider verse#discourse#miguel o'hara#hobie brown#miles 42#miles morales#pavitr prabhakar#also wtf is w/ calling Gwen a snowbunny she’s like 16 what is up w/ u#no actually what was with every joke people were making#about gwen and the love triangle and like cucking and shit.#ew? fucking ew?
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apparently 'there are other fish in the sea' was not the right answer
@maruyaaya come get ur man pls. he wont stop telling me about his grey eyed potato (?) and looking dramatically off into the distance
look i love potatoes just as much as the next mediterranean, but i need to study my guy, im extremely overdue *glares at reflection*
@please-be-nice-im-sensitive forgive me for being so late on my promised au art :') pls accept this offering till i get to it <3
#ah yes#swift footed lion hearted best of the greeks:#cheddar cheese#cheeto puff#egg yolk#his hair was supposed to be strawberry blond#tumblr why u gotta do me like this#patrochilles#if u squint lol#design update he has a slightly protruding chin now. love that for him. hands down best thing ive given him so far lol#achilles#ew#eh it dont matter ig too much#deidamias hair is much darker auburn and neo is a fiery ginger somewhere in between#they need a family name#hotheads#or something#also want to draw more thetis#i think she and achilles represent to sides of the water#her calm and patient but will happily 'drown ur ass with vigour'#while he is equally powerful but much more temperamental#my art
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LADIES!! CALM DOWN!!! LADIES!!!!
#eddsworld#digital art#ew art#matt goth#matt ew#ew tom fanart#mattom#shes gonna do it!#and they love eachother#wyd if u dont suck ur gfs cock#lmaooo#whiteboard#penisworld
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aaand ship number 4 is... drum roll please... lincoln/normal/scary!!! I WIN THESE BTW. I WIN THESE. was so excited to see you got this one because omg <33!! not a ship i have thought of before this game but like. literally. i am the actual #1 normscary fan as well as a huge gothcleats girlie! made for me!! i win these!!!
#usually i prefer scary being closer to normals height but. she gets to be tall for the silly doodle#dndads#lincoln/normal/scary#normlincscary...? linormary? <- ew#gothcheercleats? cheergothcleats? idk FDGHGJKFHDKJ#too many ship naming conventions in this fandom#ill propose oakli for linc and norm but you cant make me come up with a polycule ship name#yes i forgot norms stache btw . be grateful (joke i love that gross lil thing)#maroakli#<- THANK U RAE#ship gacha
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#thinking about my favorite 6 and a half foot tall mechanical girl#mlaatr#I don't like redesigns of Jenny that make her look soft and harmless like a balloon animal#she's not Baymax#Jenny is a walking pinch/crush hazard#she ought to be covered in warning stickers#she would never allow that of course because “EW stickers?? How Tacky! I'm not some kind of industrial lathe! Use common sense!”#"And those stupid warning stickers always leave such a horrible gunky mess behind!” XP#“Just keep your hands to yourself. Jeez!”#love u Jenny never change#jenny my beloved
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you can tell me whatever you want about this song. say its whoevers theme. im still going to use it for my silly lore about eos being a fragment of azem's familiar thousands of years ago that she fractured off into butterflies so that they can survive the sundering and live on as a piece of love from her to whoever waits on the other side of the world being made anew
#eos being a bit of azems original aether that slowly degrades away with each new beholder remaking them with her own#until her memories slowly slipped away and eos practically forgot everything until surito hands her over to yo#u and being brought forth once more with that familiar aether makes her remember something. Something#since eos is recognized as being sentient and holding memories i believe that a bit of herself is retained outside of the#summoning and returning process. so i think through the years of living through tocks aether something is brought forth in her mind#until the very end of ew when tock whence again uses all she has within herself#and through that loss outside of her someone else can briefly if not totally and truly be there. a familiar face made of#long destroyed memories. the love in lilys existence brought forth#althaea loves tock and she loves eos. her little familiar. her little cherished joy and light#althaea
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called out at work as an astarion girlie
#how did he know. he just guessed.#i’m nothing if not painfully obvious i guess#it’s just like. he’s just like me for real#covering your trauma w flirtatious flippancy is sooooo. me#just assuming you get through life by grinning and bearing it ! when you could be happy instead !#‘the worst thing isn’t that he (cazador) did it it’s that he did it to ME’#AAHHHHH ASTARION I LOVE YOU#the few times he’s mentions his past and seducing ppl for cazador makes me insane#like he sounds so pained the whole time but tries so hard to play it off#like well it was over quick enough anyway !#and then u find that blood lady in moonrise who wants him to bite her#and if you say fuck off dude he’s his own Man#ar camp later he’s like. almost surprised that you said that!! and was even like talking you and him into it after the fact#like it would have been worth what she was offering whats one more time ha ha 🥲#OR (im sorry i can’t stop) when you find the drow twins and they’re like we could all fuck ?#he says oooo my love im not sure im ready for that again.#and he sounds NERVOUS. and APOLOGETIC. like IM going to be upset?!#and you can say that pretty much and he’s like i hate it when you’re nice ew……..thank you <3#MY POOR BOY. my GOD. ohhhhh.#i gotta go lie down i thought about astarion too hard it gave me brain damage
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i will never forgive junhui for the time he recommended a c-drama that he pitched as a wholesome found family show so i started watching it and it was so good and emotional and i cried like every episode for the first 10 episodes only to find out like 20 episodes in that the found family aspect turned into a psudo-incestous romance drama where both of the brothers fall in love with the sister. like that's 20+ hours of my life I'll never get back i will never forgive him for that 😔
#and u may be thinking that it sounds like a childhood friends to lovers trope which doesnt sound that bad#but u gotta understand that in the first half of the show they emphasized SO HARD that they saw eo as literal siblings#and after the brothers confessed the mc was literally like WTF ew yall are my brothers#and when she was trying to come to terms w her brothers being in love w her and figuring out how she felt#she literally read incest p*rn????#and her coworker kept teasing her about it???#like the show REALLY leaned into the psudo-incest/taboo aspect of it#like literally they could have kept everything the same and just not called each other siblings half the show and it would be fine#i mean i would have preferred it wo the romance at all but like i get it#the drama is called go ahead if anyone's curious lol#also not judgement to anyone whos seen it and likes it (or to jun for that matter lol)#i know its a popular drama and i genuinely loved a lot of it but that turn was just too much for me lol#mostly i just find it funny even though i was really disappointed at the time bc the beginning of the drama was SO good#but yeah i just remembered it randomly and it made me laugh so i thought I'd share#melia.txt
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weird thing ive noticed abt my college campus is that while the students pride themselves on being like #quirky and #weird and like “we break the bounds”, and like its full of people who like anime and cartoons and whatnot and are unapologetic about it, there’s still a weirdly large amount of people ive seen there who are like “oh.... you like erm... video games? like, that arent shooters? ahaha... thats uh. cute! i’m sure it makes you happy.” like in a really condescending tone. like ha ha you never outgrew that? sorta voice. and i think thats like a good example of people priding themselves on being different but dont actually take the time to destigmatize or get comfortable with what they personally consider childish but i also wanna look these people in the eye and go “how many degrees of separation are there between you liking anime and me liking nintendo”
#like my ex roommate did it; one of my newer roommates was just like ''oh thats nice iguess whatever makes you happy''#when i set up my switch to the tv (with permission)#i suggested an article abt video games and this person who openly considers herself a band geek was like ''oooookay''#and quietly removed it from the spreadsheet later claiming it was too childish#my cousin also goes here and she explicitly thinks im a childish weirdo. altho tbf she doesnt think shes quirky#shes more like ''ew im above everyone here bc im not a freak''#i saw that attitude a lot in the wc community back in the early 2010s too where ppl went ''i just tried nintendo and it wasnt dumb baby shit#and im like. u run a warrior cats youtube why were you turning your nose up at ''dumb baby shit'' nintendo in the first place#echoed voice#idk im not saying im hashtag oppressed or anything but its a little saddening to me#that i got into this college and im apparently surrounded by people who claim to be accepting and love to just live life cringe free#and then i mention that i like pokemon games and they get weird#and go like ''ehehe... thats TOO weird for us!'' and tbf that absolutely isnt everyone ive met other pokemon fans here#and i think i sucked another person back into it but like so far ive met more people who were condescending#than people who were happy to meet another fan
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One of my favourite cognitive dissonance from people in fandom spaces that shame women for simping or being attracted or dream about characters/celebs is that their arguments are often defensive bc deep down they feel the same. They are jealous and horrified of being a teenage girl screaming at a boy band concert bc they wanna marry the singer. Like it's bad or wrong or stupid. Said who and why. Yeah there are people that go too far but you don't measures your beloved "normality" on minorities or anomalies. You absolutely never felt like that? OK but who said you're better you're just different
#this was brought to you by the usual omg x would never marry you! u can't love a stranger and then they doxx people bc they criticised#their fave meow meow that they don't love. also the typical celeb x would never love u nc they're gay and only loves y...girl do i have to#explain what you're doing? or yeah I'm all for my fave dating bc they're so beautiful and deserve only unattainable perfection#keanu reeves and chris evans are the first that come to my mind who dated non conventional beauty women and suddenly support was gone#ew she's ugly it could've been be. if not goddess then die..the misogyny behind all the above is the point#not the simping and besides mind your business. if it doesn't hurt anyone mind your goddamn business
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time passes and i reset but whenever i come back to it i remember why before you hit the ground by ducky-san is my fav nm fic. sure its in first person. not my fav thing in fanfic but i can tolerate it. yuka is SO terrible in it but i give this fic a pass for it (they also do my boy hayate dirty) bc i love the rest of the fic enough to forgive it. mikan gets dragged into things bc shes stupid. SPOT On. most of the danger she gets into? entirely bc shes like "im curious abt natsume even tho i dont like him" RIDICULOUS. she makes me cringe SO OFTEN i love it. i need more cringefail women out there and before you hit the ground mikan and bridget jones are carrying that genre on their backs. whenever i start reading it i just get so wrapped up in it--it always ends up becoming a binge read. this fic is so important to me ive got it bookmarked on my browser so i can read whenever i feel the whim come up.
#remembering that i read this for the first time when i was like 15#i made lil comics for it that are still on my old computer#if u followed my art blog i did some spn project fic nonsense where i drew art for my fav fics#that premise STARTED with this fic tho i never posted any of my doodles#i rly wanna do project fic art for ga fics especially this one#theres just smth abt mikan being like 'ew whod like natsume??' while repeatedly making out with him that feels authentic to me#i know the author had at some point mentioned never reading the manga so i give them a pass for ooc yuka#but DAMN for someone who didnt read the manga they sure do understand mikan#one of the best mikans in fanfic honestly i think thats why i love it so much. like YES thats my girl!!!!#no nerdy mikan no ooc edginess just pure unadulterated pure-hearted naivete#me reading before u hit the ground#wiping a tear from my eye:#god mikan ur so fucking stupid ;-; <3#read before u hit the ground its such an authentic mikan experience so rare and hard to find a mikan as close to canon as she is here#ga#gakuen alice#before you hit the ground#fic#little anya things#if ur fic's mikan isnt stupid and kind i dont WANT her
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much venting lately
#‘haha i hope you guys have another civil war’ first off Seek Christs Love bc u desperately need it#second off EW 🤮 with your heartless ass lmao#ugh im fucking constantly terrified i cant eat or sleep im like#constantly going ‘i have got to prepare for the end’ and then i get so fucking paranoid and stressed i do NOTHING#i only have like a MONTH to download EVERYTHING (why? idk) and im. fucking drawing instead of hoarding data :/#GOD why am i like this i could download 6 hours a day for the next month i STILL could not get everything i ‘need’#i want to cry like why does shit have to be so fucking vile all the time 😭😭😭 ‘this is the closest race in history’#like what the fuck right??? NOBODY WOULD BE TALKING LIKE THIS IF THEY WERENT RAMPING UP TO SOMETHING RIGHT??? IMC RAZY#WHAT ARE THEY PLANNING#bro if you survived the collapse of your country dm me with tips 😭 how did you stay sane#oh my god its less than a fucking month away its actually fucking over theres no fucking way she wins. people hate her#(hasnt looked at fucking anything about the election since 2023 btw but like. if shes fucking losing DONT TELL ME just let me die actually)
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i love doing silly little texts cause each muse has their own very distinct text speak & bouncing between them is fun
#kyo is unserious half the time bc ew serious convos? gross & 100% refuses to scroll up to catch up on group texts#toru doesn't like using consonants & can't read sarcasm well & is addicted to emojis#nejire is a rambler to the uh oh degree#i'm talkin certified yapper#she will literally have a whole ass conversation w herself while texting others#it's so funny#anyway i love my lil blorbos so much#also the way i first posted this on the wrong blog#if u saw it no u didn't#<3#tbd.
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MY HAND
#FUCK THIS SHIT IM NEVWR SHAVING AGAIN#OW#Im very pro dont shave if u dont wanna but have you considered ew bad scratchy texture sometimes??#I dont even know what happened it doesn't even hurt i just kinda looked at my hand and oh hey thats blood#Shoutout to my sister who when i said hey im bleeding she grabbed the smallest bandaid we have#Like thanks kid. Appreciate you. Love you. Tjankd man.
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ugh... does anyone have a blocklist of anti-belles? i... kinda hate seeing them around, esp if they're actively anti-belle posting. pm me!
#i saw a gif i liked#looked it up if i can repost it#the acc is anti-belle#ew#giving me the heebie-jeebies#u make nice gifs bro but i like belle more#SHE'S EVERYTHING I STAND FOR#my LOVE#i have much in common with rumple in that we're flawed#but we fucking love belle#I TAG MY ANTI RANTS SO YOU CAN MUTE IT OUT#i make content for specific ppl and i dont pretend like it's for everyone when it's not!
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