#and then u find that blood lady in moonrise who wants him to bite her
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called out at work as an astarion girlie
#how did he know. he just guessed.#i’m nothing if not painfully obvious i guess#it’s just like. he’s just like me for real#covering your trauma w flirtatious flippancy is sooooo. me#just assuming you get through life by grinning and bearing it ! when you could be happy instead !#‘the worst thing isn’t that he (cazador) did it it’s that he did it to ME’#AAHHHHH ASTARION I LOVE YOU#the few times he’s mentions his past and seducing ppl for cazador makes me insane#like he sounds so pained the whole time but tries so hard to play it off#like well it was over quick enough anyway !#and then u find that blood lady in moonrise who wants him to bite her#and if you say fuck off dude he’s his own Man#ar camp later he’s like. almost surprised that you said that!! and was even like talking you and him into it after the fact#like it would have been worth what she was offering whats one more time ha ha 🥲#OR (im sorry i can’t stop) when you find the drow twins and they’re like we could all fuck ?#he says oooo my love im not sure im ready for that again.#and he sounds NERVOUS. and APOLOGETIC. like IM going to be upset?!#and you can say that pretty much and he’s like i hate it when you’re nice ew……..thank you <3#MY POOR BOY. my GOD. ohhhhh.#i gotta go lie down i thought about astarion too hard it gave me brain damage
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