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[hercarisntyours]

gorgelicious, gorgetastic and gorge short for gorgeous

[fandomworld9728]

Total Drama: Revenge of the Island x Reader - Chapter 4:

Walking over to Anne Maria, Zoey shouted over the loud noise of the hair dryer. "Hey! How'd you sneak that in?!"

"Easy. I stuck it in my poof." The other girl explained with a smile, pulling out a can of hair spray from her hair to demonstrate.  

Getting ready with the rest of the girls on their side of the cabin, (Y/n) was trying to decide between a normal outfit or her cheerleading uniform. "As much as I'm not a fan of yours, that's actually pretty clever. Hey Zoey. Which do you think would be best?"

"Well, what are you most comfortable in?"

"Other people's clothes."

"....What?"

"Okay I know that sounds weird-"

"What doesn't sound weird comin' from you?" Anne Maria asked, cutting her off.

Ignoring her with an eye roll, (Y/n) continued, filing away yet another reason to dislike her. "Whenever I felt really nervous or stressed, my mom and stepbrother would let me wear something of theirs that was big, warm, and smelt like them. So, when I get close to someone, I like to wear their clothes."

~

Zoey: "Aww~ that's actually really sweet. Now that we're friends would she want to wear something of mine? Maybe we could trade clothes like other girls do."

~

Deciding to stick with her uniform for the time being, (Y/n) got dressed and headed outside just in time to see Jo and Brick crash into each other. "Are you two okay?" Going over, she offered them both a hand.

Ignoring the help, Jo stood and brushed the dirt off herself. "We're just fine. We don't need the help- hey!" The tomboy couldn't help the jealousy that rose up inside her at the sight of the cadet holding (Y/n)'s hand with that stupid little flustered smile. Pushing her way between the two, she decided to try and one up the boy. Both to impress the other girl and just for pure satisfaction. "Just did my morning 5k run. You?"

"8k." Brick said with a proud smile.

"I mean I did an 8k warm up then 5k at a full sprint." Jo shot back with a smug smile, throwing her arm around (Y/n)'s shoulders.

"What is happening right now....?"

Getting in the tomboy's face, Brick moved the adrenaline junkie behind him. He wasn't about to back down from this challenge. "My entire run was uphill."

"Yeah. Uphill with my eyes shut."

"I ran backwards with earplugs."

"Why earplugs?"

"I don't know."

"...Do you want me to leave so you two can make out?"

"Ew!" Both teens quickly moved back away from each other while (Y/n) tried not to laugh.

"Team Maggot is lucky to have us three. We won the challenge yesterday. We'll carry them all the way to victory."

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Jo: "I'll carry them to victory. Maybe letting (Y/n) help me out since she's the only one I can stand here. Just being nice so that aptly named clump of cadet meat will be loyal. But when the time comes..." Snapping a twig in half to try and prove her point, she ended up hurting herself. "Ow. Splinter! You little-"

~

A horrible sound echoed through the camp to get everyone's attention. "Up and at em' my little morning glories." Chris started as the teens all gathered in front of him. "It's time for today's challenge."

"What?! But Lightning hasn't had his dpa!"

"Huh?" Sam asked what everyone was thinking.

"Daily protein allotment."

"Cheer girl gets it!"

"How did you know that?" Zoey asked her friend. No one really understood Lightning most of the time and she was curious how her new friend could.

"I'm a cheerleader at my high school. I tend to pick up jock lingo."

“And I haven’t had enough beauty sleep.”

“Come on. You look- great sons of Orion!” Sam flinched back, taken off guard by how the heiress looked without her sunglasses on.

Setting her hands on her shoulders, (Y/n) tried to cheer her up. “Ignore him Dakota. You still look great.”

“Really?”

Deciding the love fest had gone on for long enough, Chris continued. You can catch up on your sleep after the challenge. Right this way, to the Bay of Dismay.”

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[hongism]

under the stars - s.changbin 18+

➻ pairing: changbin x fem!reader

➻ wc: 1.9k

➻ genre: fluff, smut

➻ rating: nsfw

➻ warnings: explicit smut, fingering, outdoor sex, wrap it before u tap it unlike changbin n reader

➻ summary: maybe a stargazing date in the middle of winter wasn’t the best idea but changbin shows you how lovely it can be

➻ requested by: anonymous

➻ prompts:

“Do you want my hoodie?���

“Steal the blanket again, I dare you.”​​​

Under the Stars

​​

A cool breeze sweeps over the two of you, and you huddle closer to Changbin in attempts to use his body as a blockade. It isn’t the most effective plan, and the cold air hits you anyways, but at least Changbin is radiating a bit of body heat for you to press against. His gaze is still stuck to the sky and watching the stars glitter above you two; however, you can’t keep your eyes off his sharp features.

A small smile comes to your lips without you realizing it, and you tuck yourself further against his side. The thick fleece blanket over your bodies is doing a lot to block the cold temperature, but Changbin is hogging most of the fabric with his legs. You exhale slowly and press your head against his bicep, finally looking up at the sky with him.

It’s nice to just sit in each other’s presence like this; drinking in the night air with no one in sight and only the nightlife to keep you company.

“I think we should be able to see Orion’s belt sometime tonight,” Changbin whispers as he turns his head towards yours. You glance over at him, another smile crawling onto your lips.

“Maybe Carina too?” You suggest.

“I don’t know. It’s best seen in March, so we may be out of luck.” Changbin presses his nose against your cheek, exhaling warm breath across your skin. You lean into the touch and revel in the warmth he provides. Goosebumps are still running rampant across your arms, and Changbin seems to notice that because he props himself up on his elbows. “Do you want my hoodie?” He asks, motioning towards the clothing across his chest currently.

“No, keep it, baby. I’m alright. I’ve got the blanket.” You tug the fleece towards you some, and Changbin doesn’t protest your movements. “How much longer do we have?”

Changbin glances down at his wristwatch and checks the time before turning back to you. “Two more hours maybe. Then we’ll get collected.”

“Don’t call it being collected. That’s weird.” You scrunch your nose up. Changbin takes the opportunity to duck in and press a quick kiss to the tip of your nose. He laughs at your disgruntled expression that follows, then goes in for another cheeky kiss. His lips trail down your cheek, following the line of your jaw, and make a wet path down your neck. The trail of saliva leaves you cold as another breeze hits the two of you. “Oh god, that’s cold, Binnie.”

“I’ll warm you up, don’t worry.”

“Ew!” He pulls back from your neck, staring at you in disbelief, then darts a hand out towards the blanket now over your legs. You swat at his perpetrating hand. “Um, no! My blanket.”

“What? No, I brought the blanket! It’s mine.”

“What’s yours is mine.”

He ignores your protests and attempts to snatch the blanket off you, but you smack his arm again.

“Steal the blanket again, I dare you.”​​​

“Fine, keep the blanket. I’ll be under it with you in no time.”

“Ew!”

“I’m your boyfriend! I can say shit like that.”

“Ew,” you whine again, drawing out the syllable as Changbin continues to work down your skin with his lips. He stops at the juncture of your neck. He drags the flat over his tongue over the sensitive skin there and nips at it once he’s done lavishing you with his tongue. You sigh into the empty air above you, breath fogging in the cold.

Changbin pulls back from your neck only to tug you closer to him. He rolls onto his back, dragging you and the fleece blanket on top of him. The blanket catches on your foot and bundles up between your bodies. Your boyfriend releases a sigh of frustration, tugging at the material until it comes loose.

“You’re so cute when you get annoyed,” you giggle. Changbin huffs in response then tosses the blanket over your body again. For a moment, the two of you just stare at each other, eyes filled with love, and you drink in his warmth. Sure enough, as he claimed earlier, here he is under the blanket with you. You aren’t going to tell him he was right though. He doesn’t need the ego boost.

“You’re so beautiful,” he whispers. “My own little star.”

“Stop saying cheesy things. I’m lactose intolerant.”

“Okay, yea, nevermind. My own little shit.”

You throw your head back and laugh loudly into the open air. Changbin brings a hand to your hair. His fingers comb over your scalp, soft and gentle motions that bring a chill down your spine. You bend down to press your lips against his. You keep it delicate and barely brush his lips. His eyes flutter shut at the ghosting touch.

It’s a calm moment for the two of you. You don’t even want to move from his chest, content to just lay atop him for as long as possible. The two of you live busy lives, constantly doing something and moving at high speeds just to keep up with life. This is a rare and treasured moment of slowness. Peace. You revel in it while you can.

His lips find yours again, a rougher touch now, and you push back with equal force. His teeth tease your lower lip, nipping and tugging at it, and he drags his tongue over the swollen skin. You moan into the kiss, and he pulls you as close as possible, swallowing your sounds with his touch. He trails his hands down your sides before slipping them under the hem of your shirt and caressing the soft skin there with his warm fingers.

He’s getting a bit excited, and you can feel his bulge pressing against the inside of your thigh. You pull away from his lips to sit up straight atop him, a smile on both of your faces. You drag your palm over his crotch, and he bucks against your hand when you give his clothed member a small squeeze.

“Let’s roll over,” he says, biting back a slight moan. “I need to stretch you a bit first.” You link your arms around his shoulders and let him roll you onto your back. He doesn’t bother to pull the blanket away, instead letting you roll onto it as he brings his hands to the band of your pants. He moves as though you two have all the time in the world, but you really just want him to hurry the fuck up and rail you already.

Deft fingers hook onto your pants and underwear and tug them down in one go. You help him pull the material completely off, and he bunches them up to toss onto the grass.

“Binnie, they’re gonna get covered in dirt and grass!”

“You don’t need them right now,” he mutters in response. You whine as he spreads your legs, exposing your core to the cold air. He drags two fingers over your folds. “Someone’s excited already.” He pushes past the thick strands of arousal and into the heat of your core. You try to keep your moan quiet but Changbin crooks his fingers inside you without warning, and a wanton moan slips out. “You sound so pretty, baby.”

“Hurry up, Binnie. I want you to fuck me.”

“So demanding.” Changbin clicks his tongue against the roof of his mouth.

“We both know who’s in charge, love. So hurry up.”

“Yes ma’am.” Changbin laughs under his breath and begins to pump his fingers in and out of your drenched core. As he scissors you open with one hand, his other hand moves for the button of his pants. You sit up on your elbows and watch him struggle for a few moments before swatting his fingers away and popping the button yourself. You yank his pants down, tugging his underwear aside as well, and his leaking member finally hits the cold air. You spit on your palm with no hesitation then envelop his cock with your hand.

“Can you fuck me now?” You ask as you pump his member and spread the saliva over him. He nods frantically, pulling his fingers out of you only to pop them into his mouth and suck your juices off them. Something about the sight is hot, and you watch him clean his fingers of your arousal with a smirk. In one swift movement, he pushes you onto your back and guides his weeping members to your entrance. You tuck your legs around his back and hold him in place as he enters you.

A hiss leaves your lips, his cock stretching you open, and he bottoms out with a small groan. He hangs his head and watches the point where his cock is buried inside you.

“Fuck, you look so pretty all stuffed like this,” he says through gritted teeth. You reach up to grip his hair, tugging his head up to look you in the eye.

“Move before I decide to take control.”

He doesn’t wait for another command, pulling out and snapping his hips back against yours. You moan at the impact. Your fingers linger in his hair, and you pull him down to your lips, You meet in a clash of teeth, small laughs escaping both of you before you kiss properly. With each tug you give to his hair, Changbin releases a small moan and his noises only encourage you to keep doing it. He’s thrusting into you with such intensity that you think your cervix will be bruised tomorrow, but the sensation of his cock dragging against your sweet spot is overpowers that pain.

Changbin brings his hands down on either side of your head. You slip your tongue into his mouth, and his meets yours in a clash for dominance. Your hands slip down to tug at the hair on the nape of his neck, toying with that small mullet of his, and he relents dominance with a low whine.

“I-I’m gonna cum,” he says as he pulls back from your lips. You nod, unable to form an actual coherent thought, and all that comes out of your mouth are moans. You clench around Changbin’s member, the rushing wave of your orgasm prepares to crash over you, and you pull Changbin back in for one more kiss before it hits. You cry out in pleasure, and he eats up the sound with his lips. Hips stutter, and he thrusts into you one more time before he cums in you. His arms give out under him as his orgasm hits. The breath leaves your body when his weight collapses on top of you, then you wrap your arms around his neck and hold him as close as you can.

The two of you bask in the afterglow of your orgasms, clinging to each other like your lives depend on it. Neither of you moves for quite some time. You watch the sky with tired eyes, suddenly exhausted from your intense workout with Changbin.

“Hey… there’s a shooting star,” you mumble as something flashes across the sky. Changbin shifts on top of you and pulls himself up. “Make a wish?” You smile up at him. He laughs at your words then presses a quick kiss to your lips.

“I don’t need to make any wishes when I have you.”

☽     ☾

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[halfgclden]

character meme for cleo;;; brotp meme for: l/katie, l/keaton, chase/ellie, chase/lulu, parker/kerri, parker/faye, jordan/victoria, ime/fizz, cleo/fizz;;;; headcanons: ☆ for chase, ☮for parker/faye, ★ for ime

Cleo

2-4 songs that are probably on their iPod: The Orion Experience - Cult of Dionysus, Chance The Rapper - Cocoa Butter Kisses, San Cisco - The Distance, ABBA - Voulez-Vous (fun fact: Cleo only has two tattoos that are pure text and one reads “VOULEZVOUS” and the other reads “ANGELEYES” because she Knows what’s up)

the one place they sometimes end up falling asleep – where they’re not supposed to: it’d be in the woods or the strawberry fields, but this happens very rarely

the game they’d destroy everyone else at: she loves pool and loves making people think she seems bad at it so that she can bet them lol 

the emoticon they’d use most often: ok it’s between 💕 and the pleading face but that won’t show up on the computer so

what they act like when they haven’t had enough sleep: she gets pretty cranky lol. it’s like when she can’t choose an outfit normally she just figures something out but when she’s tired and can’t pick out an outfit she wants to cry and not get out of the shower until the water runs cold.

their preferred hot beverage on really cold nights. or mornings. or whenever.: she likes chai lattes or mulled wine, depending on the mood

how they like to comfort/care for themselves when they’re in a slump: she likes to take baths but she can’t really do that at camp lol (which makes her extra sad), so she’ll do yoga, light some candles, and then play sad music over her headphone and pretend she’s in a music video as she stares out the window (bonus points if it’s raining and/or she’s on the bus)

what they wanted to be when they grew up: a writer, and then an architect (the second of which she’s actually got a degree in)

their favorite kind of weather: she likes it when it rains, but a warm rain, because it reminds her of home

thoughts on their singing voice (decent? terrible? soprano? alto?): she’s got a pretty good voice that she doesn’t do anything with but sing along to the radio/her playlist (but also get her drunk enough and she’s way down for karaoke)

how/what they like to draw or doodle: she mostly draws plants and things of that nature (ha, get it?)

L/Katie

who steals french fries off the other’s plate: L and every single time she pretends she didn’t do it and then laughs her head off at her own joke

who jokingly moves in for the kiss when someone asks if they’re a couple: gonna ignore this bc ya

who has to bust or bail the other out of jail: i can’t see either of them getting arrested but maybe katie because L went to a protest or something and got caught up in arrests???

who gives the other advice/comfort about dating issues: katie seems like she’d give good advice. she was probably like “L what’s up with you and Blue n Rosie?? stop being a useless lesbian” so ya c:

who shamelessly cheats at games by reaching over to cover the other’s eyes: i feel like katie does this and L just giggles

who immediately calls dibs on the top bunk: ummm they both seem like they’d be like “no, you take what you want” “no, no, i insist, take what you want” lol

who starts and who wins the pillow fights: L starts them and they both get tired rather than anyone winning

who says “your pants would look better on their floor” to the other’s potential crush: omf would either of them??? 

L/Keaton

who steals french fries off the other’s plate: see above lol, but she’d take them from Keaton less often and offer some of her own as well

who jokingly moves in for the kiss when someone asks if they’re a couple: ha neither they’re both like “EW”

who has to bust or bail the other out of jail: keaton is so tame but i can see some unfortunate thing happening that he got caught up in and he calls L all embarrassed bc he’s like “i don’t want rory to worry too much”

who gives the other advice/comfort about dating issues: i think L is the one that gives more advice and comfort!!

who shamelessly cheats at games by reaching over to cover the other’s eyes: L and keaton lets it slide because she’s a goober

who immediately calls dibs on the top bunk: lol L so that keaton can get the bottom bunk with his leg

who starts and who wins the pillow fights: they seem like they’d each throw a pillow and L would flop dramatically and give a death monologue 

who says “your pants would look better on their floor” to the other’s potential crush: neither?? idk

Chase/Ellie

who steals french fries off the other’s plate: chase always and ellie’s like “YOU HAVE UR OWN” and chase is like “YA BUT URS LOOK BETTER”

who has to bust or bail the other out of jail: look ik its always chase in jail but ellie has such a temper i feel like she’d be the one to be arrested lol 

who gives the other advice/comfort about dating issues: umm chase gives comfort, not advice, and he also doesn’t date so i guess that answers that

who shamelessly cheats at games by reaching over to cover the other’s eyes: lol chase?? he’d cheat by changing his card to say what he wanted it to with his powers

who immediately calls dibs on the top bunk: chase says give me top bunk or give me death

who starts and who wins the pillow fights: i feel like chase would start one jokingly and end up yelling “i surrender!!!” over and over again as all the siblings team up against him

who says “your pants would look better on their floor” to the other’s potential crush: omf definitely not chase. i feel like ellie WOULD tho and chase’s hair would turn bright pink 

Chase/Lulu

who steals french fries off the other’s plate: they each steal so many fries from each other that they might as well have eaten their own fries

who jokingly moves in for the kiss when someone asks if they’re a couple: it’d have to be lulu

who has to bust or bail the other out of jail: ok it’d be lulu busting chase out but also the idea of lulu going to jail and then making friends w all the inmates is so funny to me lol

who gives the other advice/comfort about dating issues: they seem like they both wouldn’t?? chase might be like “u have any crushes?? is it carly?? u should do an interpretive dance to her favourite song i bet she’d fall for u then”

who shamelessly cheats at games by reaching over to cover the other’s eyes: lulu and chase is like “oh!! i can not see! i must be blind!”

who immediately calls dibs on the top bunk: i feel like they’d actually race each other for it lol. chase pulls her off as she’s going up the ladder, lulu oils it so he can’t get up, they both have to sleep on the floor

who starts and who wins the pillow fights: lulu starts them, chase is too good at them, but also i can see her and logan and carly all teaming up against him here too

who says “your pants would look better on their floor” to the other’s potential crush: gods why can i 100% see lulu saying this and chase being like “noooooo”

Parker/Kerri

who steals french fries off the other’s plate: parker and kerri is like “why didn’t you get two orders????” and he’s like “bc you got one that i could eat (:”

who jokingly moves in for the kiss when someone asks if they’re a couple: lmao parker and kerri’s like “get ouTTa here valentine”

who has to bust or bail the other out of jail: i can’t imagine why parker would go to jail but it would probably be kerri busting him out lol

who gives the other advice/comfort about dating issues: hmmm kerri bc parker’s not good at advice oR comfort lmao

who shamelessly cheats at games by reaching over to cover the other’s eyes: kerri only did this once when she realized how dumb the move was in chess and just took it back. parker didn’t even realize what her mistake was

who immediately calls dibs on the top bunk: parker would want the bottom bunk tbh

who starts and who wins the pillow fights: kerri and parker’s like “oh so thAt’s how it is???” and she gives up before it gets too intense

who says “your pants would look better on their floor” to the other’s potential crush: omf parker?? but only when he’s in a certain mood and then kerri’s like “you can’t sAy that”

Parker/Faye

who steals french fries off the other’s plate: parker tried once and got one warning. next time he’s getting stabbed

who jokingly moves in for the kiss when someone asks if they’re a couple: neither, faye just gags loudly

who has to bust or bail the other out of jail: lmao parker and he’s like “tsk tsk” and she’s like “not another word”

who gives the other advice/comfort about dating issues: lmao they don’t talk about this stuff with each other

who shamelessly cheats at games by reaching over to cover the other’s eyes: um if parker tried this he Would get stabbed

who immediately calls dibs on the top bunk: faye calls dibs on whatever she wants that day and parker’s like “ugh” and argues for like five minutes just to argue and then lets her have whichever she wants

who starts and who wins the pillow fights: they don’t pillow fight anymore because every time they did it would get too serious lol

who says “your pants would look better on their floor” to the other’s potential crush: um this seems like more of a faye line but would she say this to jack ???

Jordan/Victoria

who steals french fries off the other’s plate: jordan doesn’t get food, he just steals victoria’s fries and then she’s like “vvvvvvv why didn’t you just sAy you wanted friES????”

who has to bust or bail the other out of jail: if jordan ever got caught, victoria. but also if victoria ever got caught doing something w cyrus i doubt she’d call jordan lol

who gives the other advice/comfort about dating issues: umm they Don’t

who shamelessly cheats at games by reaching over to cover the other’s eyes: they shamelessly cheat in other ways lol

who immediately calls dibs on the top bunk: jordan teleports there and sticks his tongue out and she’s like “well i wanted the bottom bunk ANWAY asshole”

who starts and who wins the pillow fights: jordan starts them and nobody wins them bc he runs away but vic counts that as him giving up so she wins lol

who says “your pants would look better on their floor” to the other’s potential crush: both of them are like “ew” but also vic would just to annoy him

Ime/Fizz

who steals french fries off the other’s plate: hmm fizz steals them and ime lets her

who has to bust or bail the other out of jail: ime has to bust fizz out and fizz is like “don’t say it” and ime’s like “u shouldn’t have gotten caught” and fizz is like “i told u not to say it!!!” and then she’s like “ugh just don’t tell alec they’ll cry” and ime’s like “hmmmmmmm… ok”

who gives the other advice/comfort about dating issues: lol ime gives advice and fizz is like “omfg did i ask??”

who shamelessly cheats at games by reaching over to cover the other’s eyes: neither of them need to do this they just play and let their powers go wild

who immediately calls dibs on the top bunk: hmm fizz

who starts and who wins the pillow fights: umm ime starts fizz wins?

who says “your pants would look better on their floor” to the other’s potential crush: ime says this to caine and fizz is like “i’ll kill u”

Cleo/Fizz

who steals french fries off the other’s plate: ummm fizz but cleo would offer anyway

who jokingly moves in for the kiss when someone asks if they’re a couple: lol cleo would

who has to bust or bail the other out of jail: cleo does nOt seem like the person who fizz would call but she’d come get her if she did

who gives the other advice/comfort about dating issues: cleo’s like “ugH i like someone” and fizz is like “can u be a little quieter abt that please that’s gross”

who shamelessly cheats at games by reaching over to cover the other’s eyes: they cheat in other ways thank u v much

who immediately calls dibs on the top bunk: ummm cleo will say she’s fine with either and then fizz chooses the one she wants and cleo sulks lol

who starts and who wins the pillow fights: cleo starts them by accident, fizz wins

who says “your pants would look better on their floor” to the other’s potential crush: fizz?? to make fun of cleo mostly

Chase

☆ - happy headcanon

chase will leave post it notes on his sibling’s doors/on the bathroom door/mirror to remind them to take their vitamins, grab their glasses on the way out the door, or pick up milk (and things like that). it started as a way to remind jesse that he should wear his glasses more but now caspar or ellie will also wake up with a little note on their door with a doodle that’s like “don’t forget an umbrella today! its supposed to rain!!

Parker/Faye

☮ - friendship headcanon

parker loves having a friend that he can be competitive with and also kind of be a total bitch with. he likes the fact that they banter and don’t talk about anything too serious

Ime

★ - sad headcanon

ime’s grandmother died only a few months after they arrived at camp. they were able to go home for the funeral, but they didn’t even know that she’d been sick and feel as though they never had a proper goodbye