#ew boyd

[hedwig221b]

maybe you've already listed them, but do you have any forced bed sharing fics? like sterek aren't together yet and for some reason they are forced to share a bed and yeah, the outcome is pretty obvious 😏

I found a few, hope you like them!

Truth in Pretense by wanderingeyre

Stiles took the straw from his drink and started chewing on it. He pulled it from his mouth and stood. He grinned at Derek. “Stop frowning, Sourwolf. I have a solution that will solve all our problems.” “And that would be?” Derek didn’t move as Stiles moved closer to him. Stiles winked at Derek. “We get married.” The one where Derek and Stiles pretend to be mates to help out a neighboring Pack and find there is some truth in pretense.

Cosomination by zoemathemata

For Fictional Force/Hoktauri who prompted “pining! Derek/oblivious! Stiles, graduation day” Cosominate - To sleep together in the same bed or similar space. Five Times Derek and Stiles Sleep Together - 4 platonic bed shares and one not-platonic bed share! Features Pining! Derek, Oblivious!Stiles and a very tense moment where Sheriff Stilinski has been hurt! But it all turns out okay.

Not Your Disney Romance by Wrennefer (Wrenegadeone)

After a long-forgotten agreement of an arranged marriage between Derek and the daughter of another pack's alpha resurfaces, Stiles takes it upon himself to become the most amazing fake fiancé that a clueless, desperate alpha werewolf could wish for.

Electricity In the Contact by ladyblahblah

In which Derek has been invited to the Greater Pacific Northwest Alpha Symposium (that's not what it's called, Stiles, stop saying that), and showing up unattached would mean an arranged marriage. When the rest of the pack objects, he agrees to let Stiles come along to pose as his mate. Derek is reasonably sure that he's not going to make it out of this weekend alive.

The More That I Know You (the more I want to) by LadySlytherin

When death, in the form of hunters, comes for a family of Kelpies seeking refuge in the Preserve - in Hale territory - the Hale Pack is too late to save them. Before he dies, the male Kelpie presses a precious bundle into Stiles’ arms and begs the Emissary to take responsibility for it, which an initially reluctant Stiles does. When he agreed, Stiles had no idea what the sight of him with a baby would do to his esteemed Alpha, Derek. If he’d known, he might not have been so reluctant to agree.

everywhere, everything (every day) by nerdy_stilinski, S3anchaidh

Derek’s never been the best at making decisions. That’s how he keeps waking up with Stiles in his arms, but never under the right circumstances. Or: Derek agrees to a pack vacation and instantly regrets it.

Synonyms for Longing by wanderingeyre

Derek has been at his house for less than two days and Stiles is deeply regretting his decision to offer Derek a place to stay. Well, it was more like he didn’t try to throw Derek back out the window when he creeped in two nights ago, but he would have made a valiant effort if he’d known what a pain in the ass Derek would be.

more than enough by EvanesDust

…the one where Stiles and Derek were forced to hole up in a cabin during a sudden snowstorm. Of course, there was only one bed.

Of Puppy Piles and Sugar Dreams by StarShineForMe

In which Isaac and Scott get de-aged, the pack must learn to bond and protect their own, and Derek ("Dewek!") and Stiles ("Sti-ewes!") are mates…even if it takes them forever and two toddlers to realize it. “Oh, God.” Stiles buries his face in his hands, water dripping down his wrists. “What? What’s wrong? Are you okay?” Derek whips out a towel, wrapping it around Stiles’ forearms, pulling them away from Stiles’ body so he can look them over. “I’m fine,” Stiles says, a little blankly. Erica and Boyd have set Issac and Scott back onto the floor, tickling them both into fits of giggles. He huffs out a noise that’s not quite a whimper, not quite a laugh. “Just wondering when the hell I ended up in my very own episode of ‘Teen Mom’.”

Snowed In by rororowyourboat

Stiles and Derek get caught in a blizzard while hunting a monster in the Preserve. Their options are trekking a few miles back through the snowy woods in inclement weather while exhausted and injured… or spend the night in a random cabin. They choose the cabin.

Spellbinding Mishap by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella)

Stiles winced, rubbing the back of his neck, and looked over at Derek again. “So… you know how you told me not to touch anything?” Derek stared at him for a second, not seeming to understand, and then Stiles knew the moment it clicked because his entire face set so concretely it might as well have been carved out of stone. “What?” Scott asked, looking between them, confused. “What’s going on? I don’t understand. What happened?” “Yeah,” Stiles said slowly. “So the thing is, I uh, touched something. In the Witch’s house. And Derek came in and grabbed it from me. So he also touched it. And now it uh, it seems like whenever the two of us are a certain distance apart, we start getting sick. Or like, double over in pain. Or, you know, start dying.”

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[teencopandthesourwolf]

FUCK IT FRIDAY

i was tagged by the lovely @demonicfaerie (thanks, fae!) to share a current WIP so here's some of a mild blood kink slash beta shift derek slash frotting in the forest PWP kind of fic. it has the terribly imaginative working title of 'BLOODY MONSTER FUCKER STILES FULL MOON FIC' lmao.

this excerpt is SFW.

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It's a balmy Tuesday evening in April when Derek realises he wants to taste Stiles's blood.

The notion comes to him not as some strange intrusive thought, or a guilty dream, or Anne Rice-induced moment of madness, but at the first scent and sight of it trickling down pale wrist bone and two large knuckles, to then drip from the tips of the boy's spider leg fingers.

Having neutralised the threat of what they thought might be a Vigilantes Oscuros but actually turned out to be a rogue Nagual, and once Derek satisfies himself by checking over and scenting the rest of the pack who are thankfully all mostly unscathed, he stalks over to where Stiles is standing, his chest heaving with the aftermath of their victory.

“Hey, big guy, d'you wanna—”

He trails off when Derek takes the bleeding arm in both of his hands. He lifts Stiles's shirt sleeve and—sighing with relief at the injury being merely a flesh wound—begins to syphon off most of Stiles's pain.

Stiles answers by sighing his own breath of relief.

Derek hesitates, for one thrilling moment, before he's opening his mouth—only to quickly close it again as he clamps it around the sticky mess of Stiles's skin, Alpha-gaze never leaving big, brown Bambi eyes shining with the godly reflection of a full moon.

Stiles's mouth forms an ‘O’ shape and, surprisingly, the only other thing he has to offer Derek is an uncharacteristically quiet and breathy “Oh.” Derek boldly takes it as permission to start sucking at Stiles's skin with wild abandon, delighting at the gooey texture and unique flavour of the blood overwhelming his tongue and taste buds and feelings.

It's all at once that he hears Isaac’s wolf-whistle and Scott's, “Ew!” and Allison's, “Um?” and Lydia's, “Told you,” that she aims at Jackson, who just scoffs, and Derek doesn't need to be looking at Boyd to know that Boyd is looking at Erica to try and convince her not to say, “You owe me twenty dollars, babe,” smug as all fuck, which she obviously says anyway.

Derek growls, loud enough to feel Stiles's trembling in his teeth and for the rest of the gossipy pack to shuffle off through the trees before Derek can threaten to make them shuffle off this mortal coil if they don't.

Stiles's ever-sharp eyes—which had been darting faster than the dragonflies buzzing down by the lake, his gaze landing on one wolf, and then the next, as Derek's irritating pack let their irritating thoughts on the situation be irritatingly known—now find their way back to Derek's.

Derek is watching Stiles carefully. He's transfixed, actually, has been for the entirety of the exchange. Honestly, he doesn't think he could look away if he tried.

Bronze eyes blown wide, Stiles now licks at unbearably pink lips, slowly, his cheeks doing their best to match the hue.

Taking the action for what he hopes it is, Derek starts to suckle at the boy's skin some more, sampling his prize. After a moment he pauses, to swallow down the pool of tangy red gathered underneath his tongue.

Then he knows, deliciously knows, that Stiles's treacly blood tastes of sodium and iron, yes, but also like fresh earth and morning dew drops and mine.

Noticing that the kid's heart has picked up the pace to a speed even more Springbok than usual, Derek releases the vacuum of his claret-tinged lips with a resonating pop. The sound echoes defiantly around the small glade in the northern part of the preserve they're standing in, and Derek's wants to prance and preen.

The moon sings to him as he waits, impatiently, preparing to be challenged on what the human likely thinks of as shockingly beastly behaviour.

Only Stiles doesn't challenge it.

He doesn't say anything at all, weirdly, opting instead to brutally gnaw some more on that unbearably plump bottom lip, shiny eyes misting over as his chemo-signals spike and morph into something smoky-sweet, something that reminds Derek of incense and trailing mandevilla and sex.

Derek's vision shudders for a beat as his synapses fire ten to the dozen, causing his eyes to flash impossibly redder than red, the glare from them illuminating Stiles's elfin features in the gloom.

He looks, and feels, like magick.

With mouth watering and gums tingling, Derek perceives Stiles's inaction to mean he's maybe allowed to do the thing he really fucking wants to. Thinking fuck it, he decides to try his luck.

He hesitantly starts to lick, cleaning up the scarlet streaks staining Stiles's milky skin.

The boy's mouth falls open for a breathy sound to punch its way out of what Derek is now considering an incredibly biteable throat, and he smells only of pure desire.

Emboldened by these things, Derek starts lapping away in earnest at the trails of spilt blood, in long and deliberate strokes, flattened tongue running up and down, up and down, washing clean lean muscle and dark hair and those pretty peppered moles, and warming the cold pebbles of Stiles's gooseflesh as he goes.

Stiles keeps trying to swallow down the saliva Derek can hear flooding his mouth, his breath hitching and hiccuping with each lick.

Derek's mouth doesn't form an ‘O’ shape. Instead, his mind flickers with alluring and morish images as his animal instinct wills him to flop bonelessly into the scrub and roll around in the dirt and howl, howl, howl, all wild and feral and fierce. His nature is urging him for more; pleading with him to try; begging him to cry out his wants and desires to lead Stiles into the deep, dark indigo of the creeping night where Derek is most at home.

He's really not sure why, but for once in his woefully shitty life Derek just allows himself to agree with the voice saying fuck it in his head, and do exactly that.

So he howls, howls as he breaks the bones of dusk and selfishly and gleefully drags the sheriff's son down onto the damp, ash-laden ground of his dead family's land.

And Stiles—for all of his usual brashness and caustic pride—lets him.

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(tags beneath the cut, play or nay. anybody else who wants to do the thing, pls just consider yourself tagged and have at it!)

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[wheredidhiseyebrowsgo]

Hellooo! Love the blog,long time fan. I have been looking at this fic for ages, it was sterek and someone was deaged by a witch.at the end she is like a grandma sorts of thing and Isaac decides to be a kid l,being Derek and stiles their parents

Hi @sourwolfiehale! @hedwig221b says it's this one.

Of Puppy Piles and Sugar Dreams by StarShineForMe

(16/16 I 37,728 I Mature I Sterek)

In which Isaac and Scott get de-aged, the pack must learn to bond and protect their own, and Derek ("Dewek!") and Stiles ("Sti-ewes!") are mates...even if it takes them forever and two toddlers to realize it.  

“Oh, God.” Stiles buries his face in his hands, water dripping down his wrists.

“What? What’s wrong? Are you okay?” Derek whips out a towel, wrapping it around Stiles’ forearms, pulling them away from Stiles’ body so he can look them over.

“I’m fine,” Stiles says, a little blankly. Erica and Boyd have set Issac and Scott back onto the floor, tickling them both into fits of giggles. He huffs out a noise that’s not quite a whimper, not quite a laugh. “Just wondering when the hell I ended up in my very own episode of ‘Teen Mom’.”

[puffyducks]

DCRC Week #46

Today is PKNA #40: A Single Breath which means we're fuckin 40 chapters in babyyy... inching ever closer to the end. I don't remember this story that well (like most of the stories in this section of comics honestly) but it DOES heavily feature Ziggy and I like Ziggy :)

BOYD?!?!?! NO FUCKING WA- wait a minute that's not the little robot boy :(

ALSO HI ZIGGY HIIIII 👋

Beating the shit out of some random guy you've never seen before because you saw him harassing a young woman >>> and they say chivalry is dead.

I'm not sure what number scale the 10s are based on but I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that Ziggy is a force to be reckoned with and we should definitely not be fucking with him anytime soon. Not that these dingnuts are gonna take that advice!

Rescuing a strangely dressed girl and then immediately asking her for "candy".... yeah okay Ziggy I see what's goin on

Dan refers to Ziggy as Donald's friend here so that means we're one step closer to my twisted reality where Donald, Lyla, Stefan, and Ziggy are all friends that hang out and get coffee together which is canon if I SAY it's canon.

DAMN BITCH YOU LIVE LIKE THIS?!?!?!

Man... you know who else could make nuclear explosions with her mind?..... (a single tear rolls down my face)

God this guy is ugly

Stefan 🤝 Ziggy Vague pasts where they presumably witnessed horrors that caused them to change paths and eventually end up at Channel 00

I just audibly burst out laughing when I saw this mf sorry

I love the fact that PK just casually knows where everyone lives and will pop up at their home address whenever he finds it convenient.

I also love that Mary Ann knows her brother well enough to see that her fridge shelves got removed and immediately be like "HE TOOK MY FUCKING SHELVES-"

GLAD DONALD JUST HAS SEVERAL HEAVY FIREARMS AT THE READY IN CASE OF EMERGENCY???

EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW

ruh roh

BABYGIRL DOWN

can you guys stop flirting Jana is being blackmailed

We should NOT be giving his dumbass psychic powers bro

Damn. (get it like- like-- ok sorry I'll stop)

OH MY GOD DID THAT GUY JUST KILL HIMSELF??? LION KING 2 STYLE??? (in the original version of Zira's death that ended up getting censored in the final film)

haha yeah..... "disappeared" 😬

this guy sucks

Okay Skyrim NPC

I don't have much to say in review other than the fact that I forgot Ethan fuckin kills himself at the end which is lowkey kinda crazy for a Disney comic, but they did also make us watch Geena violently blow up on-screen so I guess I shouldn't be THAT surprised they could get away with it.

This is the part where you think the comic is over but you would be WRONGGG, BECAUSE A WHOLE 8 CHAPTERS LATER IT'S TIME FOR TRIP'S STRIP #2 BABY!!! FUCK YEAH!!!!

(you can read my translated version here btw)

I think Trip might have some issues with women that he needs to work out. Which like maybe shouldn't be that surprising given that he doesn't appear to have a mom or any other apparent feminine influences in his life... but still, writing an entire hate comic about your classmate where she's an evil bewitching amoeba trying to hypnotize you into a relationship is CRAZYYY 😭

AND THE WORST PART IS THAT SHE ACTUALLY LIKES HIM??? Trip was sitting there writing his mean comic all while she was sitting next to him drawing his ass as prince charming 😭😭😭

The end of the comic is basically just this. I love you Trip.

[theykilledmydadtournament]

Submissions list

Please let me know if there are any spelling mistakes so I can fix them before sorting them into polls!

Yuugo (The Promised Neverland)

Ned Stark (Game of Thrones) II

Quentin Lance (Arrow (CW))

Darth Vader (Star Wars)

Minato (Naruto)

Henry Allen (The Flash (CW))

Jonathan Kent (Smallville (tv)) I

Nate Ford (Leverage (tv franchise))

Richard Gilmore (Gilmore Girls (tv franchise))

Angelo Sorento (Switched at Birth (tv))

Mufasa (the Lion King) II

Jack Pearson (This is Us)

James (the Princess and the Frog)

King Agnarr (Frozen)

Stoic the Vast/Stoick the Vast (How to Train Your Dragon franchise) I

Lee Abott (A Quiet Place)

Iron Man/Tony Stark (MCU) IIII

Solomon Lauter (Nerdy Prudes Must Die)

Ben (Barnyard)

George Washington (Hamilton (the stage musical))

Silco (Arcane)

lt col Henry Blake (M*A*S*H)

Qui-Gon Jinn (SW: The Phantom Menace)

Captain Max Howard (Astral Chain)

Matthew Cuthbert (Anne of Green Gables)

Bobby Nash (9-1-1) IIIII IIII

Bobby Singer (Supernatural) IIIII

Newt (The Maze Runner by James Dashner)

Lee Scoresby (His Dark Materials by Philip Pullman)

yukichi fukuzawa (bungo stray dogs!!)

Maes Hughes (Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood) I

Uncle Ben Parker (Marvel's Spiderman)

Jeralt (Fire Emblem: Three Houses) II

Lucien (The Jewel Series by Amy Ewing)

Optimus Prime (Transformers (G1)) I

Tom (he doesn't have a last name idk) (One Piece)

Joel Miller (The last of us) IIII

Edward Newgate (AKA Whitebeard) (One Piece) III

Vandham (Xenoblade Chronicles 2)

Thors Snorresson (Vinland Saga) I

Donquixote Rosinante (One Piece) IIIII I

Arthur Lestor (Malevolent (podcast))

keith scott (one tree hill)

mitch leery (dawson's creek)

fred andrews (riverdale)

paul hennessy (8 simple rules)

bill compton (true blood)

opie winston (sons of anarchy)

Lee Everett (Telltale’s The Walking Dead) I

Sir Pentious (Hazbin Hotel) I

Monk Gyatso (Avatar the Last Airbender) I

Vesemir (The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt (specifically this video game, not the books or show))

Richard "Pubba" Fox (Sweet Tooth)

Kunishige Rokuhira (Kagurabachi)

Gill (Wings of Fire)

gojou satoru/Satoru Gojou (jujutsu kaisen) I

getou suguru (jujutsu kaisen)

Sigurd (Fire Emblem: Genealogy of the Holy War)

Gregory Edgeworth (Ace Attorney franchise)

Oda Sakunosuke (Bungou Stray Dogs)

Nanami Kento (Jujutsu Kaisen)

David Anderson (Mass Effect Trilogy) I

King Vegeta (Dragon Ball (Z/Super))

Agent Coulson (Agents of Shield)

Dean Winchester (Supernatural)

Jason Gideon (Criminal Minds)

Ethan Winters (Resident Evil 7 and 8)

Harry Mason (Silent Hill 1 and 3)

Otto Octavius (Spider-Man 2)

Sivasubramanian Chandrasegarampillai (Dr. Chandra) (Space odyssey (the tag is #2001 a space odyssey, or #2001 aso)) I

Hank Anderson (Detroit: Become Human)

Artis Artesian (Trials & Trebuchets)

Obi Wan Kenobi (Star Wars)

Agent North Dakota (Red vs Blue)

Seok-Woo (Train to Busan)

Denji's Father (Chainsaw Man)

David Ashur (Of the Devil)

Odin Borson, king of Asgard (Thor movies)

Neal Cassidy (Once Upon A Time)

Rumplestiltskin (Once Upon A Time)

Whizzer Brown (Falsettos musical)

Atul (Spiritfarer)

Captain James "Jim" Boyd (Anne's House of Dreams)

Uncle Monty (A Series of Unfortunate Events)

[just-ray]

politics guy!! would you be able to explain what the hell happened in the Dáil today?

I've been stuck in bed with flu, binge-watching Criminal Minds all day and I somehow missed the entire thing

Of course! Also W criminal minds. I had to attend a debate yesterday, so I’m not massively read up on the whole thing, but there’s what I understand:

a group of independent TDs took part in government formation, and about four of these TDs were not given junior ministerial roles. As a result, they want to continue sitting on the opposition bench, and to facilitate this, formed a technical group that would grant them opposition speaking rights.

supporting the independent TDs are:

-The Independent TDs and Reigonal Independant Group

-Fianna Fáil

-Fine Gael

Against the independent TDs are:

-a United opposition including

~Ivana Bacik (LAB)

~Richard Boyd Barrett (PBP)

~Mary Lou McDonald (SHINN)

~Cían ‘O Callaghan, assumably speaking on behalf of party leader Holly Cairns, who I believe is on maternity leave. (SocDem)

Those in abstention of opinion are:

-Verona Murphy

-Peadar Tobín (ew)

-Myself

Due to the unrest at the Independents attempt to maintain valuable opposition speaking time despite supporting the government the Dáil had to be suspended multiple times, and was unable to elect Micheal Martin as Taoiseach as previously planned due to the interference.

I personally have no opinion in the matter. On one hand, regardless of whether an independent td supports the government, they should be allocated the typical amount of speaking time as long as they are not IN the government. I adored the given of the 32nd Dáil, however I do not believe that tarnishes my identity as a Labour or SocDems supporter. On the other hand, they participated in, and influenced government formation talks, and…sort of…are in the government, just without a position. Opposition speaking time is very precious and allows those who are not in government to criticise, oppose and question it…if they don’t have any intention to criticise them, then what’s the point?

Make of it what you will! Martin will probably be elected today.

above, pictured: Mary Lou next to Pearse Doherty. She is serving cunt, he looks a bit worn out.

Above pictured: Verona Murphy, who seem to be using olaplex. I need to know who her stylist is.

[kennys-friend]

FROM 3x02 reaction + spoilers

Jade and Victors faces when they're stuck inside with all the sheep/goats is HILARIOUS

The jump cut from Boyd crying and hugging mama Liu while saying sorry, to Kenny sleeping. I'm not okay.

LETTUCE PATCHES AROUND THE LAKE.

Can they eat the cow that the monster killed?

Ohhh they're showing her being ripped apart 😖

Ethan crying, wanting to bring her her blanket 😖

Julie trying to be there for Ethan both of their parents are MIA.

Honestly I'm on Boyds side of this Boyd/Donna argument. Boyd says the animals are all they have. Donna says the people are all they have. But without the animals, everyone will starve and die. Donna came around... Sort of.

Thank you Donna for answering my question. They can eat that dead cow.

Fatimas teeth are falling out. I think that's just from her lack of nutrients while being pregnant because I know that can happen...

I like Kristi and Boyd's relationship. There is no power dynamic there.

Omg Kenny coming into town all happy about the food they found, I'm not ready for him to hear the news.

Yeah I'm not okay. 😭 I'm crying. Kenny's refusing to hear anyone say his mom is dead. He's trying so hard to handle this well constantly saying " it's okay, I'm okay."

Marielle is looking much better.

Kristi being a good friend telling Kenny if he needs anything to just tell someone to get her.

OH THEY'RE FOUL FOR HAVING THAT SONG PLAY ON THE RADIO AT THIS EXACT MOMENT.

Jim, your kids need you. Julie can't try to be a fill-in parent.

Jade used to play dress up a lot as a kid.

Ew Fatima, don't eat those. Is this some twisted pregnancy craving or something else... 😳?

Yes Kenny, burn every last fucking one of them for what they did to your parents 😤. YES Boyd, join him!

If I were Boyd with Kenny right now, I would be afraid to go in the tunnel together thinking the monsters will tie him up and make him watch them kill Kenny.

The translation. I'm crying 😭. I'm not okay.

This Boyd and Kenny hug reminds me of the Boyd and Ellis hug back in season 1 😢 (at least I think it was in season 1).

Kristi: "I just want it to be right for Kenny." 😭 Help.

perfect timing Kenny.

Sarah trying to be helpful while also staying out of everyone's way because she knows she's hated.

Sarah/Julie friendship incoming? Maybe? Maybe not?

paintings of the kids that Tabitha saw!

Victors mom painted everything in the town! The real stuff and the stuff that people hallucinate!

Jim to his kids: "I love you guys," met with silence from them.

the phone rings. Jim picks it up and says hello. "Dad, it's Thomas." SHIVERS. GOOSEBUMPS.

This was a great episode and horrible episode to have Kenny as your favourite character. He got lots of screen time but at what cost, damn. I don't want him hurting. I want happy Kenny but I don't think that's possible.

[absolutefilthimsosorry]

Spoilers for DnP Incohearent!!!!

I’m having so much fun trying to solve these that I made a list to keep track! Message if you can help me fill in any I’m missing or if I’ve got any wrong!!!

Also lmk if you see any I’ve missed!! I’m going to keep updating this and have it unrebloggable but you can reblog this post to have a link to it!

These are all gathered from this post and this post so check the notes on those first to try to solve them then look here if you need answers!

Sow march cheer ray = so much cherry

Wee nay urn for uke oye yer tub = we’ve never fucked on youtube?

Ta fold in fig = the golden pig

Feed hay hid eho = vday video

Tat he won ape hit morse him he = daddy want a bit more simmy

Watt ken ice hay = what can I say

North key bus teabag king = naughty busty baking

Fool tie enter nit hobo / fall tie mint her nepo moe / fault aye mint earn are ohm owe/ foul thyme inch hermit hole mold = full time internet homo

Cumin mile aid deed or = come in my ladydoor

Hum hay zinc tan = amazingdan

Elven ower fug sedge own = eleven hour fuck session

An berry moth ribeye adam stir = and every month we buy a hamster

March rest array = Manchester eye

Cyst herding yell = sister daniel

Add a ding teps = editing tips

Cop dubai khaki luna = topped by kakuna

Late eat tore = ladydoor

Half tugger etch two eggs cyst = have the courage to exist

Perish she end wink = Parisian twink

Coal ten big/ goal then pick = golden pig

Cyst ordain yell = sister daniel

Train youth inks = try new things

Gay mean moss/ gain ink mass = gamingmas

Soften need = soft and neat

A wools lied = owl slide

Topper bought them hill = top or bottom Phil

Coat fit firenze = golf with friends???

Few ours pig meow fits = viewers pick my outfits

Read less tar = red lester

Eye eight soup igloo = I ate super glue

Insight youth era too walls = inside you there are two wolves

Mine amy stan = my name is Dan

Clap hella = glabella

Hiss teeth rent = hits different

Eel eyes apron kay kiss = Eliza pancakes

See pram haze ink bra jet = super amazing project

Feels lie yawn = phils lion

Fuel ease snot dawn fair = Phil is not on fire

Jaw shush ear son = josh hutcherson

Ball bull him tour food = bauble in your foot?

Sure eck = shrek

High ate dust = hiatus

Add a dink deps = editing tips

Ga hay shoom air age = gay shoe marriage

Pope eat plate aim = poppy playtime

Eat aches stu = it takes two

Goo gal few ed = google feud

Baze ick lee eye meg ay = basically I’m gay

Ko min yout ti ew = coming out to you

Ender knit subvert grew oop = internet support group

Phylis turn yar a sheen yes = PHIL LESTER YOU’RE A GENIUS

With Audi intern yet wean ed brr wood halve mat = without the internet we never would have met

Gum ban yins drool I’ve = companions through life

Reed sons wide answer flail = reasons why dans a fail

Ewan dam ah some are reed = you and Dan are so married

Denver sis fill/ Denver cis full = Dan vs Phil

Or lawn huffing = all or nothing

Dunk rye core raft = don’t cry craft

Mortal jester roam and thick/ Morph adjust row antic = more than just romantic

So wall how debris poll light = swallow to be polite???

Oar hinge art = orange heart

Foray virgo em = forever home

Chai reel loop/ share real oob = cherry lube

Cad boyd anne = cat boy dan

Far turf ill lip = father philip

Tess lit hen ink = the slittening

Forth house indie rolled or touches = four thousand year old tortoises

Hey moth swish roundup floating = a month without uploading

Jam march let pet tea an farms = Je mange les petit enfants

Day lion howl tour = Dalien Howlter

Ima let all kit = I’m a little kit

Feel pearl lays shell ter = Phil plays shelter

Fewer blue key app ending = viewer spooky happenings

Hell low iam tour reel = hello I am Toriel

Laugh tuh gey mile kuh = left to get milk

Villas eek wreck why vuh = Phil’s secret wife

Footy strain gin said dent = ___ strange incident????

Snow core play sum = snokoplasm

Nope puts cereal sleeping mage innit = no but seriously imagine it

Tear rip pulling flu hence = terrible influence

Jeff why eye aisle hike vague liner = fyi I like vagina

Eggs intense all cry cis = existential crisis

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[thebrothel]

Okay so I just had a random thought

Do any of the readers have a thing for any of the Boyd’s?

I thought it would be funny if a reader told sweet pea they think carters hot and Carter (out of the river of dreams au) is like???? Ew that’s my brother!

Yes I love this!! Imagine kitten having a crush on Carter 😵‍💫 or peaches having a crush on him 😭

Also, I was trying to wrap my mind around this and had a thought. Like River of Dreams (ROD) is a whole different cast - basically clones of raider, Carter, sweet pea. Except one day, sweet pea reveals to Carter that she doesn't have a clone in that AU and that she herself, OG sweet pea, has been doing all those scenes. So OG Carter is like wtf do you mean there's no ROD sweet pea?? (He's sworn to secrecy obviously).

Hear me out, what if OG raider and OG Carter aren't even aware of all the ROD smut details since they don't do the scenes? This leaves OG Carter curious, and he can't help but ask sweet pea exactly what's happened between her and the ROD men. The truth would make him turn red enough, but she could also make stuff up when she's feeling devious 😳😈

[givekennyabreak]

S3 episode five live tweeting reacting

Spoiler alert obviously

Randall :((( never thought I'd be a Randall stan yet here I am

Mari saying a single phrase to Kenny got me giddy man, let them be FRIENDS

JADE RUNNING AWAY WHEN HE HEARD ABOUT TABBY‼️‼️‼️

Henry is SO PRECIOUS ISTG

Victor :((((((((

Sara stumbling after Victor is actually so cute ugh

JadeTabby endgame. The way he was SO RELIEVED

Ethan is such a smart kid man, he knows all the lore

Jim. Ily my fellow stem but please SHUT UP

"I've been there, there's nothing to see" "oh. You mean besides the magic tree" JADE GSHSHSJSHSJ

There's numbers in the bottles. Just like a lot of numbers in LOST. HM.

"I think this place does a really great job on messing with our heads" it took me 3 seasons to agree with Jim on something

"pardon my french" BYE

Tabby's little smile when Jade keeps cursing and apologizing :(((((

Kenny looking like a whole snack again jfc

He looks so cozy

There IS something bigger outside town. HM

Agreed with Mari, the bullet thing was weird

"I'm telling u" Kristi bbygirl :((((( precious

The sapphics win. They're so soft omg

Kristi's foot is a 'miracle' huh. Just like Ethan's leg wound healed faster than it would in normal circumstances. Yet Nicky was stabilized and died. HUH

Boyd no :((((

Henry is such a precious person. I cannot handle.

"all that time my little boy was here, alone" don't touch me.

There are so many people in town??? I never noticed that

Dale SHUT THE FUCK UP

"just tell em the truth" Jim. Thank u

Julie looking outta the window like Fatima told her in s1 :((

ELGIN VSHSBSJSH PLS GIVE THIS KID A BREAK

Kids unite!!!!!!!

Victor no :((((((((((( oh God that's so sad

"he's waiting for a little boy who drove away a long time ago" good god

"you're really bad at this"

The head leaning :(((( cuties

YES PEOPLE, TALK. TELL THINGS TO EACH OTHER

Julie :(((((((( girl has PTSD and no one to talk to

"best way to make us suffer is to give us hope" damn

They're so stupid. Tabby would tell anyone about town and they'd immediately throw her into the psych ward

YES HENRY.

yes cop woman. Do the bare minimum

CLARA WHAT THE FUCK??????

FATIMA?????????

TABBY :(((((((((

Yes Boyd. Tell em

BAKTA I'm sorry baby but that's just stupid

ELLIS???????

Why are these people so stupid 😭😭😭😭

YES KENNY TELL THEM

I wouldn't survive a day with Dale in town. I woulda strangled him the first day

I'm sorry but this scene with Jade Tabby and Ethan is so funny 😭😭😭😭😭 all of them going against Jim 🤝����

"you're helping by staying here" I love how she knows exactly what to say to make him stay

"well, guess what? We're all fucking upset" PREACH

Ellis. My dude what the fuck

Boyd I love you 😭😭😭😭

Colony house has a BASEMENT??????

KIDS BEING KIDS I LOVE THEM

"go be sorry, then. Try not to kill anybody" SPITTING FACTS HSUSHSI IM CTYING

Oh ew not the vegetables again

Henry and Ethan!!!!!!!

Oh my God that's so precious 😭😭😭😭 they're friends

"everyone he ever loved died here" 😭

VICTOR AND HENRY!!!!!!!!!!

I love how they actually look alike. 10/10 casting

Oh man I'm gonna cry

THE HUG 😭😭😭😭😭😭

"I didn't know how to get home" Kill me now

Bakta pep talk!!!!

Jade short king. I love him

NUMBERS

Jade :((((((

ITS A HOLE. I KNEW IT

"it only looks like chaos until you understand the pattern" the most stem phrase ever

DALE?????????

DALE WHAT ARE U DOING

"that's what a smart person would do" my dude, that's not it 😭😭😭😭

WHAT RHE HELL

"can u help him?" HES CEMENTED IN THE WALL

Yup he's gone

"still wanna go through the tree?" I'm loving the sarcasm

Donna just can't win. Give her a break

[hedwig221b]

Hi love, I was wondering if you have any fict recommendation on Issac being Derek and Stiles baby in a non-sexual way? Extra points if Isaac is de-aged. I'm a sucker for them taking care of puppy Isaac. It also works if it's just a Sterek fict where Derek (and therefore Stiles) are a parental figure for the pups aka Isaac, Erica and Boyd.

Love you

Hi! Yes, I adore kid fics

Werewolf Daycare by dinolaur

Sure, Stiles thought someday he'd be all right with being responsible for some kids. But not when he's seventeen. And not when those kids are actually five werewolves and a hunter who are all inexplicably toddlers again. Freaking witches, man.

We Got Claws by Onlymystory

Peter, Isaac, and Scott get de-aged. Stiles and Derek take care of them.

kids these days don't respect their elders by HalfFizzbin

Isaac is a temporary toddler, and Derek needs a babysitter.

Loving Isaac by QueenOfAngst21

A regular patrol around their land takes a turn for the worse when Derek and Isaac run into a unwanted visitor. Just when Derek thinks they are in the clear, he wakes to find not his beta beside him but a crying blonde haired baby right where he left Isaac. The pack stumbles over themselves as their alpha and emissary navigate this new dynamic and find each other along the way. AKA Isaac is de-aged, Derek and Stiles try to reverse the change but they find something better along the way

Of Puppy Piles and Sugar Dreams by StarShineForMe

In which Isaac and Scott get de-aged, the pack must learn to bond and protect their own, and Derek ("Dewek!") and Stiles ("Sti-ewes!") are mates…even if it takes them forever and two toddlers to realize it. “Oh, God.” Stiles buries his face in his hands, water dripping down his wrists. “What? What’s wrong? Are you okay?” Derek whips out a towel, wrapping it around Stiles’ forearms, pulling them away from Stiles’ body so he can look them over. “I’m fine,” Stiles says, a little blankly. Erica and Boyd have set Issac and Scott back onto the floor, tickling them both into fits of giggles. He huffs out a noise that’s not quite a whimper, not quite a laugh. “Just wondering when the hell I ended up in my very own episode of ‘Teen Mom’.”

A Pup's Found Family Pt 1 by StarShineForMe

"Don’t wan’ break my plate.” Adult Isaac, several inches taller than Stiles yet somehow seeming just as small as his recent two-year-old self, has had yet to look up from his feet. “Might get in trouble,” he whispers. **Later, Stiles relays their dinner plate saga, picturing perfectly in his mind the furrowed look of concentration he knows Derek has on at the moment. “He’s still our pup, Stiles.” There’s a pause, then Derek continues. “He wants to be little.” Stiles nods, even though Derek can’t see him, overflowing with emotion that he and Derek always seem to be on the same page now. “And I think he knows it,” Stiles agrees. “At least, his subconscious does. And so do we. But how can-“ “We’ll figure it out,” Derek assures him.

5 Times Isaac Age Regressed In Front Of Someone + 1 Time He Didn’t Have To by Warlock_Nerd

Isaac age regresses to help deal with the trauma he had faced as a child. At first, he tried to hide that side of himself but slowly he lets people see. He sees Derek and Stiles as his new found loving parents. Mama!Stiles Daddy!Derek

Scars to Your Beautiful by kat_fanfic

When Stiles and Scott return to Beacon Hills to investigate a mysterious disappearance, the last thing Stiles expects is to fall for their prime suspect. Add to that a very unusual pack and the discovery that there is more to his strange ability to hear pack-speak than he thought, and Stiles is in for more than one surprise.

Story Time by bella8876

Derek honestly couldn’t tell you what the stories was even about. He’d been too busy watching Stiles to pay attention to the story. But the kids had been riveted, on the edge of their seats even, they gasped and laughed and cheered but Derek didn’t hear any of it.

Unprofessional, Ms. Blake. But ARMS. by lalalathisisme

Ms. Blake, Erica's first grade teacher, may have a tiny crush on Mr. Hale, Erica's dad. He's tall, dark, and handsome and she has to remind herself to be professional and try not to climb Mr. Hale like a tree when he comes to pick Erica up after school. It doesn't help that he is completely adorable with his daughter – laughing and smiling and thoroughly impressed by every piece of macaroni-and-glue art that Erica makes. And every day he greets her with a hug, asking her how her day went. And he even says hello to Ms. Blake (“Jennifer” she insists, and yet he still calls her Ms. Blake) when he picks Erica up, looking like he actually cares to hear the random things that happened in class. She doesn't pry. She doesn't even know how to do it without seeming highly suspect. But as it happens, sometimes information is offered up relating to a class project, and she files them away in her brain in the folder titled 'This Is Unprofessional But Jesus, Have You SEEN His Arms?'

Ten Days by hatethesilence312

Derek Hale does not like babies. So when his pack gets turned into babies, it’s pretty much the worst thing that could happen to him.

[masterlist link]

[wooo-oo]

ew introduction post cringe

i use pronouns solely to commit to the bit, use whatever you want i don’t care

my roommate is @/hueysanxiety which is why we interact all the time.

i write fic for ducktales (sometimes) and think about ducktales(often). always ready to talk about huoyd, drakepad, dellumbra, and scroldie(worst ship name EVER)

there are ducktales memes taped to our wall, specifically this one

also, me strangling the ducktales writers:

give us more boyd

[80-ursa-major]

from T_T

-SMILEY

-victor bb all the hugs. give the actor an award pls

-i think jade is a little annoying, i don't get why he's so popular

-i'm so glad fatima is alive, all the hate she got made so mad, I love her. and ellis, they're presh together <3

-when boyd told khatri we were supposed to do this together but you went outside and got killed it hit hard. He's probably been lonely cause everyone else is either in their own groups or younger or his son etc and he feels he has to protect them so it's not the same. donna is the closest one but it's still not the same. on that note her chara kinda fell, it's like no one cared to write a story line for her

-ethan kinda fell too probably cause they're focusing on julie. still it was weird how hated this relatively inoffensive child was

-SMILEY AAAAAAAAAAAAAA i thought he was gonna jump boyd as he turned brrrrr

-Sarah is kinda all right. I mean no but also yes

-ugh reincarnation

-ugh time travel

-i don't know why everyone was constantly complaining about the pacing and the questions and whatnot, I enjoyed this kind of mystery a lot but these two things, together even ugh...

-I HANDLED JIM AT HIS WORST AND NOW THAT HE WAS ON HIS BEST YOU TAKE HIM AWAY. UNACCEPTABLE. idc if redditors (lmao) hated him or wanted to ship his wife with techie sherlock (ew), he did not deserve this.

[eusuntgratie]

🔥 1, 2, 9 for sterek

oooooh thanks i love it <3

the character everyone gets wrong

ooooh. um. all of them? laksdjflkasdlf BUT its hard to blame anyone when the writing is a little all over the place. i think its easy to boil characters down to oversimplified traits that ignore other important parts of those characters' experiences. obviously this happens with scott REAL BAD but it happens with stiles and derek too. i think for me a big thing is that those boys are both INCREDIBLY fucked up. in very different ways but, still. stiles is not a happy go lucky nerd. he's violent and stubborn and yes he's smart as hell but he's also carrying a lot of baggage. derek is trauma personified, and it can be really fucking hard to write him because we don't usually see his responses to that trauma on screen and the show sometimes forgets or conflicts itself with regard to what happened to him but no matter how you slice it that boy is deeply fucked up.

2. a compelling argument for why your fave would never top or bottom

NEVER top or bottom? nah. my boys are vers kings for sure (if for no other reason than that they WILL be fucking in every conceivable location configuration style position etc no stone left unturned type of shit) BUT i hc that derek prefers to bottom. why? because he deserves to get tenderly railed by his scrawny ass boyfriend and because i said so and because look at that ass somebody should put a dick in there and stiles is happy to volunteer

9. worst part of canon

wheres that video about teen wolf where the girl is pretending to talk to jeff davis and she says 'look at him! you took a perfectly good himbo and gave him ptsd!' or something to that effect. a lot of it? teen wolf is fucking poster child for wasted potential. the characters are so fucking compelling but then the show forgets what happened to them two episodes ago. its a lot. why did erica and boyd have to die? why dont we fucking see derek dealing with that? or with isaac leaving? why don't we ever do anything with both stiles and derek living with the guilt that they killed their moms (GOD the fic i wanted to write about this aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh it would be so dark and angsty and you would hate it mwah). we dont get consistent pack lore. WHY DONT PAPA STILINSKI AND MAMA MCCALL EVER GET TOGETHER WTF?!?! why doesn't melissa put her fucking hair up at work? why does nobody acknowledge that theres a sterek mpreg baby in the movie? you know what, we shouldnt talk about the movie, we don't have time for all that. what even is stiles and why don't we ever fucking figure it out? re: kira - WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?! how is everyone on this show queer but nobody is actually queer except cory and mason and one of the weird twins. why did someone approve the two twins becoming one werewolf? ew. idk man. i could keep going but we've all suffered enough. teen wolf my most beloved terrible tv show <3 always in my heart

🔥 choose violence ask game 🔥(specify which fandom)

[theykilledmydadtournament]

Round 1 and 2 have finished! Prepare yourselves for the Resurrection Round! 11 dead dads will get to re-enter the tournament!

Dead dads we lost in round 1:

lt col Henry Blake (M*A*S*H)

King Agnarr (Frozen)

getou suguru (jujutsu kaisen)

opie winston (sons of anarchy)

Minato (Naruto)

Lee Scoresby (His Dark Materials by Philip Pullman)

Rumplestiltskin (Once Upon A Time)

Artis Artesian (Trials & Trebuchets)

Captain James "Jim" Boyd (Anne's House of Dreams)

keith scott (one tree hill)

Lee Abott (A Quiet Place)

Hank Anderson (Detroit: Become Human)

Richard "Pubba" Fox (Sweet Tooth)

Matthew Cuthbert (Anne of Green Gables)

mitch leery (dawson's creek)

Neal Cassidy (Once Upon A Time)

Odin Borson, king of Asgard (Thor movies)

Obi Wan Kenobi (Star Wars)

Captain Max Howard (Astral Chain)

King Vegeta (Dragon Ball (Z/Super))

Sivasubramanian Chandrasegarampillai (Dr. Chandra) (Space odyssey

fred andrews (riverdale)

Henry Allen (The Flash (CW))

Arthur Lestor (Malevolent (podcast))

Richard Gilmore (Gilmore Girls)

bill compton (true blood)

paul hennessy (8 simple rules)

yukichi fukuzawa (bungo stray dogs!!)

Darth Vader (Star Wars)

Angelo Sorento (Switched at Birth (tv))

Thors Snorresson (Vinland Saga)

Sir Pentious (Hazbin Hotel)

Jack Pearson (This is Us)

Vandham (Xenoblade Chronicles 2)

Harry Mason (Silent Hill 1 and 3)

Quentin Lance (Arrow (CW))

George Washington (Hamilton (the stage musical))

Lucien (The Jewel Series by Amy Ewing)

Atul (Spiritfarer)

Solomon Lauter (Nerdy Prudes Must Die)

Denji's Father (Chainsaw Man)

Jeralt (Fire Emblem: Three Houses)

Dead dads we lost in round 2:

Nanami Kento (Jujutsu Kaisen)

Ben (Barnyard)

Dean Winchester (Supernatural)

Agent North Dakota (Red vs Blue)

Yuugo (The Promised Neverland)

Sigurd (Fire Emblem: Genealogy of the Holy War)

James (the Princess and the Frog)

Nate Ford (Leverage)

David Ashur (Of the Devil)

Ethan Winters (Resident Evil 7 and 8)

Agent Coulson (Agents of Shield)

Jason Gideon (Criminal Minds)

Jonathan Kent (Smallville (tv))

Monk Gyatso (Avatar the Last Airbender)

Lee Everett (Telltale’s The Walking Dead)

Iron Man/Tony Stark (MCU)

Oda Sakunosuke (Bungou Stray Dogs)

Seok-Woo (Train to Busan)

Uncle Monty (A Series of Unfortunate Events)

Optimus Prime (Transformers (G1)/The Movie)

Tom (One Piece)

[justifiedsource]

But since the final moments leave everything so open-ended, does this mean there's more Justified coming?

DINNER: Everybody would like to, but it's up to the network. Because it's not about City Primeval, we would only want to do it if it advanced where we were in the original show. I think we could do that, but it's up to the network. Walton's interested, and Tim's interested, and we think there's another chapter in Raylan's life, but what are the needs of FX?

If we do get to see another season, would the main focus be another Raylan vs. Boyd showdown? What does that final chapter look like for Raylan?

ANDRON: Boyd's out in the world, Raylan is "retired," Ava's out in the world, Boyd doesn't know where she is, and he has a son that he doesn't know about. But if he escaped from prison, everybody'd be after him. So certainly there's stuff there, it's kind of a classic Western. It would really be the story of where it began: Two guys who mined coal together when they were 18. There is a final chapter, if we decide to go down that road, but on the other hand, to leave it open-ended — did he pick up the phone or not — is pretty cool.

For me, it's always been the story of these two guys. As lovely as that final scene in the original was between Raylan and Boyd, it was a scene that was about a lie: Raylan saying Ava's dead to protect her and keep the child safe. And that is epic story fodder for Boyd to find that out. So how has Raylan and how has Boyd evolved in the last 10 years and what is it like when they come together now? How different is it? How has fatherhood changed both of these men and changed their relationships?

DINNER: These are two guys cut from the same cloth. Both have father issues themselves, both are fathers, and are they good fathers? Boyd doesn't even know that he has a son out there, but how does their story end? It really does center around the two of them.