#ew boyd

[ask-imp-and-some-clones]

Yo cool demon clone!! Can you introduce us to some of the clones there???

(This is most of them. Imp's still kidnapping new ones lol)

(Names under the cut -mod Wolf)

Eeby

Mety

Thang

Torbject

Commee

Maxine

Imitord

Echo

Hex

Rune

Hectic

Boyd

Huggy

Stryker

Benddee

Schrö

Turse

Eddord

Ghast

Monstord

Murphy

Jandle

Fizzy

Eddritch

Imp

Tome

Wing

Snoodle (not a clone, just a cat)

Fedd

Victom

Doppel

Fitzgerald

Fracture

Carol

Torn

Stanley

Null

[palmettoshitposts]

it takes a while for allison to figure out she’s bi

allison kissed literally 20 girls in high school and wrote it off as being drunk or friendly

allison: it’s just what teenage girls do 🤷🏼‍♀️

dan: yeah but not straight ones?

matt : okay so did you enjoy it?

allison: it’s kissing duh

allison: but you guys talk about kissing different genders when you were teenagers all the time!

matt and dan, trying to figure out if allison is in a place to receive information that may confuse her: stare in bisexual

[boyd-speaks]

ewe

[michellezagenda]

need him like i need air

[hedwig221b]

For the fic recs, anything with babies please? Or just pregnant stiles?

I'm weeping I love kid!fics and mpreg!Stiles...

👶

Of Puppy Piles and Sugar Dreams by StarShineForMe

In which Isaac and Scott get de-aged, the pack must learn to bond and protect their own, and Derek ("Dewek!") and Stiles ("Sti-ewes!") are mates…even if it takes them forever and two toddlers to realize it.

“Oh, God.” Stiles buries his face in his hands, water dripping down his wrists.

“What? What’s wrong? Are you okay?” Derek whips out a towel, wrapping it around Stiles’ forearms, pulling them away from Stiles’ body so he can look them over.

“I’m fine,” Stiles says, a little blankly. Erica and Boyd have set Issac and Scott back onto the floor, tickling them both into fits of giggles. He huffs out a noise that’s not quite a whimper, not quite a laugh. “Just wondering when the hell I ended up in my very own episode of ‘Teen Mom’.”

The More That I Know You (the more I want to) by LadySlytherin

When death, in the form of hunters, comes for a family of Kelpies seeking refuge in the Preserve - in Hale territory - the Hale Pack is too late to save them. Before he dies, the male Kelpie presses a precious bundle into Stiles’ arms and begs the Emissary to take responsibility for it, which an initially reluctant Stiles does. When he agreed, Stiles had no idea what the sight of him with a baby would do to his esteemed Alpha, Derek. If he’d known, he might not have been so reluctant to agree.

The Alpha and his Spark by sandyde03

Stiles is pregnant. Derek is perpetually horny and possessive. Stiles is confused. Not by Derek sexing him up. He loves that. It’s the fact that ever since he started to show that he was with pup everyone has been avoiding his eyes.

Loving Isaac by QueenOfAngst21

A regular patrol around their land takes a turn for the worse when Derek and Isaac run into a unwanted visitor. Just when Derek thinks they are in the clear, he wakes to find not his beta beside him but a crying blonde haired baby right where he left Isaac. The pack stumbles over themselves as their alpha and emissary navigate this new dynamic and find each other along the way.

Last To Know by Never_Says_Die

Kink meme fill in which every werewolf and shapeshifter in Beacon Hills is aware that Stiles is pregnant before he is. And apparently the first baby!werewolf being born into the pack (their Alpha's, no less) is a big freakin' deal and excuse enough for everyone to lose their damn minds. When Stiles figures out why everyone's been acting so weird around him, he's not amused.

An Alpha's Baby by Dexterous_Sinistrous

It had been more than a year since Stiles had been home to Beacon Hills. Things didn't end well between him and Derek. And now, returning with a baby, Stiles starts to question if he really did the right thing and leave, or if he should have stayed.

Let your unfaithful weaving go by DarkAthena (seraphim_grace)

Every night Stiles goes into the feasting hall to work on the shroud he is making for his husband, knowing that the alphas circle him like sharks until he is inevitably forced to choose one to stand as his alpha and Eli's regent.

It's been four years and he doesn't know how much longer he can do this.

Fire, Fury, and Flame by IAmAVeronica

Stiles Stilinski was never going to be the omega who got knocked up right after high school, and then he's accidentally artificially inseminated with a stranger's sperm.

Awesome.

And the father of Stiles's baby just so happens to be Derek Hale. Half-feral, quite possibly a murderer, and pursued by a gleefully sadistic band of hunters who are only too eager to use Stiles and his baby to hit Derek right where it hurts.

Joy.

Shifts by gryvon

Stiles has what he's always secretly wanted - he's in a relationship with Derek and he's one of Derek's betas - but all that gets turned upside down when Gerard kidnaps him and his unexpected baby.

Be Strong by blacktofade

A hunter breaks into Stiles' house and Stiles deals with them.

Safe Place to Land by Green

The Hales have been tracking a group of hunters who've targeted small packs with the help of a magic user. When they finally attack the hunter compound, they aren't expecting to find Stiles, a Spark who's practically a slave, and his young werewolf son. Derek isn't expecting the Spark to be his mate, either.

Wolf Cub by moodwriter

A strange wolf is not supposed to touch another pack’s cub and that’s why, on a rescue mission, it’s Stiles’ job to take care of the wolf cub who’s curious about everything and everyone. Stiles is not used to werewolf children, and the pack is not used to Stiles taking care of a child. Their Alpha gets very confused about this, too.

Karma Is A Bitch by Brego_Mellon_Nin

Ironically, Stiles was just returning to his dorm after failed negotiations about a possible adoption agreement with a local pack, when he saw the fairy. She was cornered and he was unable to curb his protective instincts.

The fight was short and Stiles was left with only a blooming bruise on his jaw when the bullies scurried away. As a thank you, the fairy wanted to grant him a wish.

Who knew what a bit of fairy fertility magic could do?

Empty by DiscontentedWinter

Jordan Parrish is the new sheriff of Beacon Hills, a town haunted by its past.

Other fic recs: pack mom!Stiles | angsty fics | possessive Derek | historical AU | outsider POV | smut | mafia | hurt/comfort | magical!Stiles | Stiles gets kicked out of the pack | BAMF!Stiles | omegaverse

[wheredidhiseyebrowsgo]

Hellooo! Love the blog,long time fan. I have been looking at this fic for ages, it was sterek and someone was deaged by a witch.at the end she is like a grandma sorts of thing and Isaac decides to be a kid l,being Derek and stiles their parents

Hi @sourwolfiehale! @hedwig221b says it's this one.

Of Puppy Piles and Sugar Dreams by StarShineForMe

(16/16 I 37,728 I Mature I Sterek)

In which Isaac and Scott get de-aged, the pack must learn to bond and protect their own, and Derek ("Dewek!") and Stiles ("Sti-ewes!") are mates...even if it takes them forever and two toddlers to realize it.  

“Oh, God.” Stiles buries his face in his hands, water dripping down his wrists.

“What? What’s wrong? Are you okay?” Derek whips out a towel, wrapping it around Stiles’ forearms, pulling them away from Stiles’ body so he can look them over.

“I’m fine,” Stiles says, a little blankly. Erica and Boyd have set Issac and Scott back onto the floor, tickling them both into fits of giggles. He huffs out a noise that’s not quite a whimper, not quite a laugh. “Just wondering when the hell I ended up in my very own episode of ‘Teen Mom’.”

[absolutefilthimsosorry]

Spoilers for DnP Incohearent!!!!

I’m having so much fun trying to solve these that I made a list to keep track! Message if you can help me fill in any I’m missing or if I’ve got any wrong!!!

Also lmk if you see any I’ve missed!! I’m going to keep updating this and have it unrebloggable but you can reblog this post to have a link to it!

These are all gathered from this post and this post so check the notes on those first to try to solve them then look here if you need answers!

Sow march cheer ray = so much cherry

Wee nay urn for uke oye yer tub = we’ve never fucked on youtube?

Ta fold in fig = the golden pig

Feed hay hid eho = vday video

Tat he won ape hit morse him he = daddy want a bit more simmy

Watt ken ice hay = what can I say

North key bus teabag king = naughty busty baking

Fool tie enter nit hobo / fall tie mint her nepo moe / fault aye mint earn are ohm owe/ foul thyme inch hermit hole mold = full time internet homo

Cumin mile aid deed or = come in my ladydoor

Hum hay zinc tan = amazingdan

Elven ower fug sedge own = eleven hour fuck session

An berry moth ribeye adam stir = and every month we buy a hamster

March rest array = Manchester eye

Cyst herding yell = sister daniel

Add a ding teps = editing tips

Cop dubai khaki luna = topped by kakuna

Late eat tore = ladydoor

Half tugger etch two eggs cyst = have the courage to exist

Perish she end wink = Parisian twink

Coal ten big/ goal then pick = golden pig

Cyst ordain yell = sister daniel

Train youth inks = try new things

Gay mean moss/ gain ink mass = gamingmas

Soften need = soft and neat

A wools lied = owl slide

Topper bought them hill = top or bottom Phil

Coat fit firenze = golf with friends???

Few ours pig meow fits = viewers pick my outfits

Read less tar = red lester

Eye eight soup igloo = I ate super glue

Insight youth era too walls = inside you there are two wolves

Mine amy stan = my name is Dan

Clap hella = glabella

Hiss teeth rent = hits different

Eel eyes apron kay kiss = Eliza pancakes

See pram haze ink bra jet = super amazing project

Feels lie yawn = phils lion

Fuel ease snot dawn fair = Phil is not on fire

Jaw shush ear son = josh hutcherson

Ball bull him tour food = bauble in your foot?

Sure eck = shrek

High ate dust = hiatus

Add a dink deps = editing tips

Ga hay shoom air age = gay shoe marriage

Pope eat plate aim = poppy playtime

Eat aches stu = it takes two

Goo gal few ed = google feud

Baze ick lee eye meg ay = basically I’m gay

Ko min yout ti ew = coming out to you

Ender knit subvert grew oop = internet support group

Phylis turn yar a sheen yes = PHIL LESTER YOU’RE A GENIUS

With Audi intern yet wean ed brr wood halve mat = without the internet we never would have met

Gum ban yins drool I’ve = companions through life

Reed sons wide answer flail = reasons why dans a fail

Ewan dam ah some are reed = you and Dan are so married

Denver sis fill/ Denver cis full = Dan vs Phil

Or lawn huffing = all or nothing

Dunk rye core raft = don’t cry craft

Mortal jester roam and thick/ Morph adjust row antic = more than just romantic

So wall how debris poll light = swallow to be polite???

Oar hinge art = orange heart

Foray virgo em = forever home

Chai reel loop/ share real oob = cherry lube

Cad boyd anne = cat boy dan

Far turf ill lip = father philip

Tess lit hen ink = the slittening

Forth house indie rolled or touches = four thousand year old tortoises

Hey moth swish roundup floating = a month without uploading

Jam march let pet tea an farms = Je mange les petit enfants

Day lion howl tour = Dalien Howlter

Ima let all kit = I’m a little kit

Feel pearl lays shell ter = Phil plays shelter

Fewer blue key app ending = viewer spooky happenings

Hell low iam tour reel = hello I am Toriel

Laugh tuh gey mile kuh = left to get milk

Villas eek wreck why vuh = Phil’s secret wife

Footy strain gin said dent = ___ strange incident????

Snow core play sum = snokoplasm

Nope puts cereal sleeping mage innit = no but seriously imagine it

Tear rip pulling flu hence = terrible influence

Jeff why eye aisle hike vague liner = fyi I like vagina

Eggs intense all cry cis = existential crisis

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[kennys-friend]

FROM 3x02 reaction + spoilers

Jade and Victors faces when they're stuck inside with all the sheep/goats is HILARIOUS

The jump cut from Boyd crying and hugging mama Liu while saying sorry, to Kenny sleeping. I'm not okay.

LETTUCE PATCHES AROUND THE LAKE.

Can they eat the cow that the monster killed?

Ohhh they're showing her being ripped apart 😖

Ethan crying, wanting to bring her her blanket 😖

Julie trying to be there for Ethan both of their parents are MIA.

Honestly I'm on Boyds side of this Boyd/Donna argument. Boyd says the animals are all they have. Donna says the people are all they have. But without the animals, everyone will starve and die. Donna came around... Sort of.

Thank you Donna for answering my question. They can eat that dead cow.

Fatimas teeth are falling out. I think that's just from her lack of nutrients while being pregnant because I know that can happen...

I like Kristi and Boyd's relationship. There is no power dynamic there.

Omg Kenny coming into town all happy about the food they found, I'm not ready for him to hear the news.

Yeah I'm not okay. 😭 I'm crying. Kenny's refusing to hear anyone say his mom is dead. He's trying so hard to handle this well constantly saying " it's okay, I'm okay."

Marielle is looking much better.

Kristi being a good friend telling Kenny if he needs anything to just tell someone to get her.

OH THEY'RE FOUL FOR HAVING THAT SONG PLAY ON THE RADIO AT THIS EXACT MOMENT.

Jim, your kids need you. Julie can't try to be a fill-in parent.

Jade used to play dress up a lot as a kid.

Ew Fatima, don't eat those. Is this some twisted pregnancy craving or something else... 😳?

Yes Kenny, burn every last fucking one of them for what they did to your parents 😤. YES Boyd, join him!

If I were Boyd with Kenny right now, I would be afraid to go in the tunnel together thinking the monsters will tie him up and make him watch them kill Kenny.

The translation. I'm crying 😭. I'm not okay.

This Boyd and Kenny hug reminds me of the Boyd and Ellis hug back in season 1 😢 (at least I think it was in season 1).

Kristi: "I just want it to be right for Kenny." 😭 Help.

perfect timing Kenny.

Sarah trying to be helpful while also staying out of everyone's way because she knows she's hated.

Sarah/Julie friendship incoming? Maybe? Maybe not?

paintings of the kids that Tabitha saw!

Victors mom painted everything in the town! The real stuff and the stuff that people hallucinate!

Jim to his kids: "I love you guys," met with silence from them.

the phone rings. Jim picks it up and says hello. "Dad, it's Thomas." SHIVERS. GOOSEBUMPS.

This was a great episode and horrible episode to have Kenny as your favourite character. He got lots of screen time but at what cost, damn. I don't want him hurting. I want happy Kenny but I don't think that's possible.

[givekennyabreak]

S3 episode five live tweeting reacting

Spoiler alert obviously

Randall :((( never thought I'd be a Randall stan yet here I am

Mari saying a single phrase to Kenny got me giddy man, let them be FRIENDS

JADE RUNNING AWAY WHEN HE HEARD ABOUT TABBY‼️‼️‼️

Henry is SO PRECIOUS ISTG

Victor :((((((((

Sara stumbling after Victor is actually so cute ugh

JadeTabby endgame. The way he was SO RELIEVED

Ethan is such a smart kid man, he knows all the lore

Jim. Ily my fellow stem but please SHUT UP

"I've been there, there's nothing to see" "oh. You mean besides the magic tree" JADE GSHSHSJSHSJ

There's numbers in the bottles. Just like a lot of numbers in LOST. HM.

"I think this place does a really great job on messing with our heads" it took me 3 seasons to agree with Jim on something

"pardon my french" BYE

Tabby's little smile when Jade keeps cursing and apologizing :(((((

Kenny looking like a whole snack again jfc

He looks so cozy

There IS something bigger outside town. HM

Agreed with Mari, the bullet thing was weird

"I'm telling u" Kristi bbygirl :((((( precious

The sapphics win. They're so soft omg

Kristi's foot is a 'miracle' huh. Just like Ethan's leg wound healed faster than it would in normal circumstances. Yet Nicky was stabilized and died. HUH

Boyd no :((((

Henry is such a precious person. I cannot handle.

"all that time my little boy was here, alone" don't touch me.

There are so many people in town??? I never noticed that

Dale SHUT THE FUCK UP

"just tell em the truth" Jim. Thank u

Julie looking outta the window like Fatima told her in s1 :((

ELGIN VSHSBSJSH PLS GIVE THIS KID A BREAK

Kids unite!!!!!!!

Victor no :((((((((((( oh God that's so sad

"he's waiting for a little boy who drove away a long time ago" good god

"you're really bad at this"

The head leaning :(((( cuties

YES PEOPLE, TALK. TELL THINGS TO EACH OTHER

Julie :(((((((( girl has PTSD and no one to talk to

"best way to make us suffer is to give us hope" damn

They're so stupid. Tabby would tell anyone about town and they'd immediately throw her into the psych ward

YES HENRY.

yes cop woman. Do the bare minimum

CLARA WHAT THE FUCK??????

FATIMA?????????

TABBY :(((((((((

Yes Boyd. Tell em

BAKTA I'm sorry baby but that's just stupid

ELLIS???????

Why are these people so stupid 😭😭😭😭

YES KENNY TELL THEM

I wouldn't survive a day with Dale in town. I woulda strangled him the first day

I'm sorry but this scene with Jade Tabby and Ethan is so funny 😭😭😭😭😭 all of them going against Jim 🤝🏼

"you're helping by staying here" I love how she knows exactly what to say to make him stay

"well, guess what? We're all fucking upset" PREACH

Ellis. My dude what the fuck

Boyd I love you 😭😭😭😭

Colony house has a BASEMENT??????

KIDS BEING KIDS I LOVE THEM

"go be sorry, then. Try not to kill anybody" SPITTING FACTS HSUSHSI IM CTYING

Oh ew not the vegetables again

Henry and Ethan!!!!!!!

Oh my God that's so precious 😭😭😭😭 they're friends

"everyone he ever loved died here" 😭

VICTOR AND HENRY!!!!!!!!!!

I love how they actually look alike. 10/10 casting

Oh man I'm gonna cry

THE HUG 😭😭😭😭😭😭

"I didn't know how to get home" Kill me now

Bakta pep talk!!!!

Jade short king. I love him

NUMBERS

Jade :((((((

ITS A HOLE. I KNEW IT

"it only looks like chaos until you understand the pattern" the most stem phrase ever

DALE?????????

DALE WHAT ARE U DOING

"that's what a smart person would do" my dude, that's not it 😭😭😭😭

WHAT RHE HELL

"can u help him?" HES CEMENTED IN THE WALL

Yup he's gone

"still wanna go through the tree?" I'm loving the sarcasm

Donna just can't win. Give her a break

[wooo-oo]

ew introduction post cringe

i use pronouns solely to commit to the bit, use whatever you want i don’t care

my roommate is @/hueysanxiety which is why we interact all the time.

i write fic for ducktales (sometimes) and think about ducktales(often). always ready to talk about huoyd, drakepad, dellumbra, and scroldie(worst ship name EVER)

there are ducktales memes taped to our wall, specifically this one

also, me strangling the ducktales writers:

give us more boyd

[ask-imp-and-some-clones]

Oh noes, I sent an ask wrong, pwease dewete it ówò. Can I pwease pet the Monstowd though? It wooks so cute and fwuffy! >w< ~🌸

[eusuntgratie]

🔥 1, 2, 9 for sterek

oooooh thanks i love it <3

the character everyone gets wrong

ooooh. um. all of them? laksdjflkasdlf BUT its hard to blame anyone when the writing is a little all over the place. i think its easy to boil characters down to oversimplified traits that ignore other important parts of those characters' experiences. obviously this happens with scott REAL BAD but it happens with stiles and derek too. i think for me a big thing is that those boys are both INCREDIBLY fucked up. in very different ways but, still. stiles is not a happy go lucky nerd. he's violent and stubborn and yes he's smart as hell but he's also carrying a lot of baggage. derek is trauma personified, and it can be really fucking hard to write him because we don't usually see his responses to that trauma on screen and the show sometimes forgets or conflicts itself with regard to what happened to him but no matter how you slice it that boy is deeply fucked up.

2. a compelling argument for why your fave would never top or bottom

NEVER top or bottom? nah. my boys are vers kings for sure (if for no other reason than that they WILL be fucking in every conceivable location configuration style position etc no stone left unturned type of shit) BUT i hc that derek prefers to bottom. why? because he deserves to get tenderly railed by his scrawny ass boyfriend and because i said so and because look at that ass somebody should put a dick in there and stiles is happy to volunteer

9. worst part of canon

wheres that video about teen wolf where the girl is pretending to talk to jeff davis and she says 'look at him! you took a perfectly good himbo and gave him ptsd!' or something to that effect. a lot of it? teen wolf is fucking poster child for wasted potential. the characters are so fucking compelling but then the show forgets what happened to them two episodes ago. its a lot. why did erica and boyd have to die? why dont we fucking see derek dealing with that? or with isaac leaving? why don't we ever do anything with both stiles and derek living with the guilt that they killed their moms (GOD the fic i wanted to write about this aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh it would be so dark and angsty and you would hate it mwah). we dont get consistent pack lore. WHY DONT PAPA STILINSKI AND MAMA MCCALL EVER GET TOGETHER WTF?!?! why doesn't melissa put her fucking hair up at work? why does nobody acknowledge that theres a sterek mpreg baby in the movie? you know what, we shouldnt talk about the movie, we don't have time for all that. what even is stiles and why don't we ever fucking figure it out? re: kira - WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?! how is everyone on this show queer but nobody is actually queer except cory and mason and one of the weird twins. why did someone approve the two twins becoming one werewolf? ew. idk man. i could keep going but we've all suffered enough. teen wolf my most beloved terrible tv show <3 always in my heart

🔥 choose violence ask game 🔥(specify which fandom)

[justifiedsource]

But since the final moments leave everything so open-ended, does this mean there's more Justified coming?

DINNER: Everybody would like to, but it's up to the network. Because it's not about City Primeval, we would only want to do it if it advanced where we were in the original show. I think we could do that, but it's up to the network. Walton's interested, and Tim's interested, and we think there's another chapter in Raylan's life, but what are the needs of FX?

If we do get to see another season, would the main focus be another Raylan vs. Boyd showdown? What does that final chapter look like for Raylan?

ANDRON: Boyd's out in the world, Raylan is "retired," Ava's out in the world, Boyd doesn't know where she is, and he has a son that he doesn't know about. But if he escaped from prison, everybody'd be after him. So certainly there's stuff there, it's kind of a classic Western. It would really be the story of where it began: Two guys who mined coal together when they were 18. There is a final chapter, if we decide to go down that road, but on the other hand, to leave it open-ended — did he pick up the phone or not — is pretty cool.

For me, it's always been the story of these two guys. As lovely as that final scene in the original was between Raylan and Boyd, it was a scene that was about a lie: Raylan saying Ava's dead to protect her and keep the child safe. And that is epic story fodder for Boyd to find that out. So how has Raylan and how has Boyd evolved in the last 10 years and what is it like when they come together now? How different is it? How has fatherhood changed both of these men and changed their relationships?

DINNER: These are two guys cut from the same cloth. Both have father issues themselves, both are fathers, and are they good fathers? Boyd doesn't even know that he has a son out there, but how does their story end? It really does center around the two of them.

[tinyinvadr]

Next chapter’s here!

Psychoborrower

Chapter 15

“What do you say? Shall we turn up the heat?”

“Oh, you know how I love a good barbecue, Augustus!”

The evil version of Raz’s dad lit Butch’s cleavers on fire, then positioned himself behind him to juggle his flaming pins. Just as I thought, they were playing dirty.

All we could do was dodge the attacks. We couldn’t get anywhere near Butch to land a hit on him.

“What do we do??” Oly asked, starting to panic.

Maintaining my focus, I watched as the juggling pins rained down on us. There was something familiar about this, like a battle I already fought. Then, realization hit me. And a flaming pin, but that’s besides the point.

This was just like when Raz and I fought the Nightmares in Boyd’s mind. If we wanted to beat them, we had to give them a taste of their own medicine.

It looked like our best bet at taking down Butch was to hit him in the knees, so I aimed and threw a pin at him, forcing him to kneel. Just as Raz was about to jump up and punch him, Oly beat him to it.

Yep, now that was more like the Coach that I knew. Good thing he was on our side.

“That’s for killing the bunnies!”

Punch.

“And that’s for trying to kill my friends!”

Punch.

“And THAT’S for trying to kill me!”

At the third punch, Butch toppled over, falling into the meat grinder. But as he fell, he grabbed Oly, intending to take his own son down with him.

Raz and I both grabbed him with our TK, forcing him out of his father’s grasp and saving him at the last second.

Once he got over the shock of almost being turned into ground meat, he turned to us and smiled.

“I… I did it! I stood up to my Dad!”

The evil mental Augustus scowled, still juggling his flaming pins like his life depended on it.

“Murderers! You killed him just like those no-good psychics killed my father! You should be ashamed of yourself, Raz-”

“Razputin!”

Not a moment too soon, his real dad arrived. Finally, we could all be free from this terrible place.

Raz was… surprised, to say the least. He did tell me he suspected his father was also psychic, but I don’t think he expected to actually see him use his powers. And he also didn’t expect to learn that his dad was the one who sent me into his mind.

“Son… I’m sorry. I only ever wanted to protect you. Our family has powerful enemies, and I thought that keeping you from using your powers was the only way to keep you safe. But I never should have done that. Not when it came at the expense of your happiness. Besides, now I see that it’s better for you to learn to defend yourself. You’ve grown so much in such a short time.”

“Don’t listen to him! I hate psychics!”

Augustus looked saddened by the sight of how monstrous he appeared in Raz’s mind, but he shook it off. Then, with a smirk, he PSI-Blasted his evil clone into the meat grinder.

“I’ve got a lot more hair than that!”

Wow… he’s cool.

With our enemies defeated and everyone together, the time had finally come to begin separating the minds. Though, that was all on Augustus. I’m not sure where he learned how to do this stuff, considering he had no affiliation with the Psychonauts, but I’m guessing he did research on his own time. Impressive.

“Hehe… why is your dad kinda-”

“Ew! Shut up, Flint.”

Suddenly, the grinder started whirring again, meat spurting out of it as the mushed together bodies of Butch and Evil Augustus dragged themselves out. If we only knew that the grinder would just make them bigger and scarier, we never would’ve pushed them in.

Since Augustus already began the process of untangling the minds, the mental world itself was starting to collapse. The circus tent tore itself apart at the seams, leaving us in a wasteland that was once a place of meat-themed fun for the whole family.

Before I could fully process what was happening, the mismatched limbs of the Dad Monster snatched up me and Oly.

“If we’re going down, we’re taking you down with us!”

We both struggled and squirmed, attempting to PSI-Blast the monster to no avail. Somehow, blending them made them stronger.

It looked like it was the end of the line for us, but I glanced over at Augustus. He did some sort of psychic transfer with Raz, giving him a boost of energy that manifested in a giant aura projection. He was big enough to hit the monster where it really hurt.

He punched both their faces, making them drop us. I got the wind knocked out of me, but I recovered quickly and helped Oly up. We ran to join Augustus as we watched Raz absolutely demolish the Dad Monster, and soon enough, the untangling was finished.

A huge dark vortex opened up beneath the monster, sucking them in and destroying them forever. Then, everything else started to get pulled in with them.

Raz’s aura projection timed out, and he quickly levitated over to catch up to us. Then, together, we ran from the Meat Circus as it collapsed into the void, never to be seen again.

There was a blinding light, and before I knew it, we were back outside the caravan. I had been briefly knocked out, and reverted to borrower-size during that time.

The first thing I noticed was Oly, who was happily standing in the meadow while holding his bunny. I winced at the sight of it, but I remained calm.

Beside me sat Augustus and Raz, who was still recovering from what happened.

“No… No more meat!”

His father pulled him in for a hug, quietly reassuring him that the nightmare was over. I smiled, relieved to see that Raz had a support system in his dad after all. He was going to be okay.

Oly waved goodbye as the meadow drifted away, the two final remnants of the conjoined minds separating. That left the three of us and the caravan.

Once Raz calmed down, we all left his mind. By that point, the counselors and Lili had woken up, and they re-brained Raz and Oleander right away.

Of course, the plan for Coach immediately after returning his brain was to fire him and turn him over to the authorities, but I vouched for him to have a second chance. Sure, what he did was horrible, but after seeing what state his mind was truly in, I could understand why he would be driven to act so extreme.

He had no one to help him work through his childhood trauma, so he pushed those feelings down and let himself become obsessed with trying to prove his own strength, when deep down, he was hurting the whole time. He couldn’t even get help from the Psychonauts because he hid the truth from them.

He was like me, in a way.

I tried to close myself off. To act like my past didn’t bother me, and pushed myself to become a Psychonaut as if it was the only thing that mattered. I think the reason I didn’t lose myself completely is because the staff saw that I was putting up a front and went out of their way to help me in subtle ways. Unfortunately, they didn’t recognize that Oleander was going through the same thing.

It was well after midnight when we all returned to camp. Ford set up a place for Augustus to sleep in the main lodge, then he and Oleander went to their respective quarters for the night.

Raz invited me to join him in the boys’ cabin, but I turned him down. I’d had more than enough human interaction for the day, and I knew the other boys would want to stay up all night and bombard me with questions. I just wanted to sleep.

So, I went back with Sasha, who was well aware that I was staying in the walls of his lab. He knew exactly where my room was, but never went anywhere near it out of respect for my privacy and sense of safety. It’s something I really appreciate in hindsight.

“Man… I can’t believe I didn’t realize you knew all along. Guess that explains why you always leave full plates of food sitting out. You… do know I don’t eat that much, right?”

He chuckled. “Yes, I know. But it would have been too obvious if I only left out tiny portions.”

“Yeah, I guess that makes sense.”

There was a moment of silence as he set me down on his workbench, right near the hole that served as my entrance into the wall. I didn’t go in, though. I stood there, looking up at Sasha.

“Is something wrong, Flint?”

“I just… I know I should probably go home after all this. My parents must be worried sick. I mean, I’ve been gone for three years, they probably think I’m dead. They… They deserve to know what I did.”

Sasha nodded, his expression stoic and unchanging as it almost always was.

“But you’re worried they won’t let you come back here after you go home.”

“Yeah… What I did was wrong, I know that now. But at the same time… going back could mean giving up everyone and everything I’ve come to care about here. And… I don’t know if I can do that. I’m happy that things worked out between Raz and his dad, but that doesn’t guarantee the same for me. If I go back, I might end up having to sacrifice who I really am just to please them. I just… I don’t know what to do.”

He thought it over for a minute, then spoke again.

“Flint… Whatever you decide to do, you have my full support. This is a difficult decision to make, and I don’t want to influence your choice. Though, I do have a suggestion. There is no set, single way to make amends for a previous mistake. Consider all of your options first. I can guarantee there’s something you haven’t thought of yet. But before anything else, you should get some sleep.”

I yawned, feeling my eyelids already getting heavy. Saying the events of that day were exhausting was an understatement.

Sasha pulled my matchbox bed out of the wall, setting it down next to me. Then, he gently lifted me up and placed me in it, tucking me in with the borrowed cloth I used for bedding. Before he could pull his hand away, I grabbed his index finger and hugged it.

“Thank you… for everything.”

I had already shut my eyes, but I could tell from his voice that he was smiling.

“Get some rest, Flint. We’ll talk more in the morning.”

[felix-lupin]

Have you watched 'The Legend of Vox Machina'? It is animated DnD.

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There is a character in season 2 called Garmelie, if tumbler was a person it would be Garmelie. Billy Boyd does a fine job on the voice acting, but they should have used David Tennant here. David Tennant voices a season 1 character, but it is a big burly blond guy and the voice seems wrong coming out of that face.

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sterek. hs party. outsider's angsty pov

Paige hated parties.

Suddenly she heard a loud and familiar voice.

“Oh, look, here’s the champion of the night!”

Fucking Stilinski. Still in Derek’s jacket.

Apparently, Derek had reached them and now with Erica on one hand and Stilinski on another, he was kissed by both of them on his cheeks rather enthusiastically. The crowd greeted the team captain with whoops and roars and squealing.

Derek was smiling bright and wide. It was truly a breathtaking sight.

Reyes had finally let him go and was now busy hanging off of Boyd. Stilinski had decided that it gave him the free reign over Derek, so he promptly jumped on his back, tucked his face close to Derek’s, so they were cheek to cheek and demanded to be piggy-backed to the drink’s table.

It was pathetically obvious, that Derek was used to this behavior. He rolled his eyes and brought his hands under Stilinski’s thighs to keep him from falling. They were talking about something, but the music was too loud for Paige to hear what it was about.

She convinced herself she didn’t care.

Paige spent the entire evening being a stalker. She was aware of her creepy behavior, but it’s not like anybody noticed her standing in a quiet corner. The desire to eat was never there since the beginning of the game, so she was holding her room-temperature Coke and tried to blend with the wall.

Derek and Stilinski were inseparable the entire evening. Who would’ve guessed.

They sneaked a little bit of alcohol in their drinks, which Paige disapproved of, so they were even more disgusting with each other, than usual. Well, Stilinski was disgusting, Derek was just tolerating his presence, for sure. Stilinski was a clingy mouthy brat, who had apparently glued his hands to Derek’s waist. Derek didn’t have any choice, really, but to put his arm around Stiles.

It was all Stilinski’s fault.

Paige didn’t like how Stiles looked at her boyfriend, with big eyes full of proud fondness. His laugh was loud, boisterous and contagious to all people around him. When Stiles stumbled, Derek was always there to catch him, which made Stiles giggle and cling to him even more.

Paige wanted to cry, but she knew she couldn’t. That would be beyond humiliating.

Then someone suggested a game of Spin the Bottle. And in typical jock fashion the captain was wrestled into participating immediately.

So, of course, Stilinski was brought along with him.

No. No, no, no.

Enough.

Paige unstuck herself from the wall and started to squeeze through the crowd to get to the center of the living room, where the players were sitting. But there were so many people, burly and strong and she was a rather small girl, so the whole ordeal took her awhile.

When she had finally burst through the first row of eager spectators, the game was already on.

Erica was peppering kisses all over Lahey’s cherubic face, which was puckered and wrinkled from disgust, and also bright pink from Erica’s lipstick.

“Ew-w, Erica, you’re like my fucking sister, sto—“ he didn’t get to finish the sentence, because Erica smacked a wet kiss right on his lips.

Isaac’s horrified wail was buried under the guffaws and roaring laughter.

Next rounds were spent in a similar way; Jackson absolutely refused to kiss Danny, which made Lydia Martin clip him round the ear; the girl then proceeded to kiss Danny herself, which left Jackson pink-faced and thoroughly confused.

Heather got to kiss Stilinski, but was so flustered and shy, she mastered only a dry peck in the corner of his mouth, before going red like a beetroot.

Everybody refused to kiss Greenburg, who was then quickly kicked out of the game.

Then Stilinski took the bottle and spun it with a cheeky grin.

Paige closed her eyes and prayed.

Suddenly there was a roar from the crowd along with hoots and catcalling.

“I want your luck, Stilinski!”

“Get your fucking man!”

“Don’t chicken out now, Hale!”

Horrified and close to bursting into tears, Paige opened her eyes. The bottle was pointing at Derek. She lifted her gaze at her boyfriend.

He was sitting there, looking at Stiles with such intensity and a smug smile, like the cat who got the cream.

“Come here, Hale,” Stilinski lifted an eyebrow and beckoned him with one finger, biting his lip.

“No, you come here,” Derek smiled predatorily. Stiles rolled his eyes, despite the impish grin on his lips.

“As you wish, my champion.”

“Oh, this is gonna be so hot,” Danny announced dreamily and a lot of people nodded in agreement.

Paige didn’t want to witness this, but couldn’t turn away from the trainwreck.

Stiles crawled seductively in Derek’s lap, took his face in his hands and kissed him right on the lips.

The crowd went absolutely wild.

But those two didn’t stop.

Derek put his hands on Stiles’ trim waist, not to push him away, but to pull him in even more. Their kiss, which was never innocent in the first place, turned into an open-mouthed one and even dirtier, as if encouraged by the supporting crowd.

“Somebody, spray them with a water bottle!” Jackson complained.

Stiles took one hand from Derek’s face and gave him a middle finger.

“Don’t pretend you’re not enjoying the show, Jacks,” Danny teased him. “This is a prime spank bank material, right there.”

Finally, the kiss has ended.

The boys were breathing heavily, apparently in no rush to separate from one another. They didn’t seem to notice the claps or the cheers or anyone from the roaring crowd. They stared at each other with something deep reflecting in both their gazes. Stiles’ smile soon turned into breathless giggles the longer he stared at Derek. He closed his eyes and, still giggling uncontrollably, put his hands around Derek’s shoulders to tuck his blushing face against his neck. Derek caressed his back almost reverently up and down and sighed in Stiles’ hair with a self-satisfied smile.

Nobody noticed their little touches and gazes. Or, maybe, they were used to it. Or is that how it is with jocks? All the pent-up energy spilled into homoerotic displays of affection?

Maybe they were just drunk.

Drunk, stupid boys.

Paige couldn’t watch them anymore, or she’ll be sick.

She turned around and headed for the exit through the crowd with doubled vigor.

“Hale’s turn!”

“Spin it!”

Paige started pushing people aside in a hurry.

“NO WAY!”

“Again! That’s not fair!”

“Stilinski, you’re one lucky motherfucker.”

This was a nightmare.

“HALE! HALE! HALE!”

Paige stumbled out of the house, feeling something wet slide down her cheek.

The triumphant roar of the crowd made her flinch and walk away faster.

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