#evveryone look at her

[serfuzzypushover]

I would love to hear you explain cronkri quadrant deal in full detail

oh god youll regret this...

lets start off wwith kankri. cronus wwas someone she wouldnt b particularly interested in at the vvery start of the game imo. that is until she noticed a change in his behavvior/beliefs. she wwas the first to notice that cronus gradually lost an interest in ✨magic✨ and seemed awwkwardly trying to find anything to latch onto afterwwards. kankri wwould probably do this wwith the others too, seer of blood an wwhatnot, but cronus in particular made her feel a sort of pity she couldn explain. she probably doesn realize it but i think she wwould devvelop at least a crush lol. i dont think kankri wwould approach him about it, just observvin from afar and treating him like normal. after their deaths, she wwould try her shot at actually befriending him tho! cause hey theyr dead. they havve nothin else to do. thats howw she wwould excuse it at least

noww cronus. boy do i havve a lot to say about cronus. identity issues all around, that guy has no idea wwho he is and he wwill take on any persona that he thinks wwill make ppl like him. unfortunately rn that means: toxic masculinity, honestly really bad lackluster and obvvious manipulation tactics, objectification ect ect. take that and mix it wwith growwin up in a society thats expecting you to belittle evveryone beloww you in a caste system and yikes 😬! he wwas more than likely livving a great life on beforus. lonely but great. too great in fact. look he reads like a kid wwho really romanticizes oppression wwhen he himself has nevver dealt wwith it. taking on the role of a poor wwizard boy wwho wwas belittled and neglected but is actually the chosen one and then he wwins the day and evveryone lovves him or wwhatevver... im team he read a troll vversion of harry potter and just really wwanted to be him lol. turns out tho only aranea is at most only a tiny bit interested in his nerdy make-believve... i see him getting really attached to others wwho showw him evven the slightest hint of attention and that included aranea and maybe mituna wwhen he wwas a kid. not that either of them WWERE his actual friends, but cronus wwould havve seen them that wway. anywway back to kankri, this is a cronkri analysis lmao—he probably nevver paid attention to her during the game. shes a mutant. wwhatevver. not wworth his time. but then after they die, kankri starts to talk to him like friends and like usual he gets attached. cronus, recently havvin had his "human awwakin", is in a wway, subconsciously jealous of kankri. she has the correct blood color, she is a land dwweller and theres so many little things about her that makes her the closest a troll could be to a human. i dont think he realizes it, but somethin in him is tellin him to not fuck this one up. wwhat hes feeling probably isnt flushed, pale or evven romantic in a sense, but thats probably the only wway he could think to describe it. "ah see, this must be howv humans feel lowve!" says the aromantic, confidently.

so yeah basically cronus has stupid baka human emotions and thats wwhy his life is crumbling ofc... if they wwere to start dating in either red quadrant it wwould probably b a disaster. looking fine from the outside and evven havving some moments wwhere it is okay, but i dont think they could wwork long term as romantic. cronus' feelings are based on objectification n are probably bordering on fetishistic and kankri 100% has a sort of "i can fix him" mentality... i see them lasting 2 months. they are my otp and i lovve them and i wwill continue to draww them kissing ❤️

[obeymedweeb]

Brothers find out MCs a murderer in the devildom

Lucifer

Mammon

Leviathan

Asmodeus

Satan

Beelzebub

Belphegor

MC

It was a nice day and everyone was acting normal as always together. Nearing night time everyone noticed MC had left but she hadn't told any of them where she was going.

Brothers POV

"Hey hey has anyone seen Y/N I wanted to get our nails done together" Asmo says upset. "I thought they were gonna be with one of you guys?" Lucifer says says raising an eyebrow. "Well she aint in 'er room so I'll just give 'er a call she'll never reject a call from The Great Mammon" he says proudly. Everyone looking at him annoyed

*silence*(phone is in Y/Ns pocket and accidently answered call)

"Hello-" Mammon freezes, shocked because he hears faint screams on the other side of the phone "p...please we're so-" then he hears a blade cling as if striking someone.

Everyone clearly shocked at Mammons expressions * line cuts* Mammon drops the phone while looking horrified he wastes no time on putting his jacket and shoes on telling everyone what he heard while doing so.

Evveryone quickly following behind him without a plan, going around the town yelling out Y/Ns name.

MCs POV

Walking out the door making sure no one would notice, I put on a cloack and pull out my Katana holding it on my side once outside.

Sneaking up on people I have business with in an alleyway. As I slowly and quietly creep up on them slashing one of their heads scaring the other three guys the leader being in the very back.

"Yo yo yo what up" smirking at them knowibg they can't see me. "W-who said that" scared looking around. "Haha i don't get it. How can a human like me be able to kill demons like you guys so easily?" You guys are more...powerful. I mean, at least you should be." *slashes another on of their heads off scaring the other 2 even more.

"P...please we're so so-" *slash* i see the boss runing to the end of the alleyway before tripping right before the light hits slowly crawling back clearly terrified "I-ILL GIVE YOU WHATEVER YOU WANT JUST-JUST DONT KILL ME"

I show myself in the light "shoulda thought about that before you made the deal" as I look down at him. *slash* "ugh man they got my clothes all dirty (BUT IM SO BADASS)" pouting looking at my cloak and shirt though "an' I still gotta clean up"

Turning around looking at the mess sighing annoyed then I start dragging all the body's to one spot and piling them up. It was back to where I entered the alley.

Everyones POV

Instead of separating the brothers decided to stick together cuz logic. Anyway they heard some sounds coming from an alley and someone grunting so they went to check it out.

After MC puts the last body on top trying to catch her breath. "Man these dudes are heavy." Lucifer and the others freeze when they recognize the voice. All slowly walking to peek to see.

MC crouching facing away checking out the bodies and hearing "Y-Y/N?" MC gets up and whips her head towards them whipping blood from her face with her hand.

"Hm, well shit" she didn't care much at first just shocked they were all there

They all look so shocked having absolutely nothing to say due to how shocked they were. MC walks towards them slowly reassuring them they'd tell them everything after being stopped by Lucifer, now cupping her face not gently but not rough either. "Y/N what did you do" MC looks down slowly disappointed for not telling them anything thinking they'd never find out.

-cut to when she cleans up and they all head back cuz im fucking lazy-

It's a silent walk back to house with MC walking in front of them

Lucifer pulls out her katana from its holder "I will be confiscating this till you tell me what happened" MC turns around angry and annoyed "WHAT?? YOU CAN'T DO THAT IT'S MI-" Mammon holds her back wrapping his arms around her "Y/N please stop" "MAMMO-" Looking at his sad expression she calms down her anger but feels more regret now.

Mammon slowly releasing her. They arrive at the front door as Lucifer opens the door all of them letting Y/N on first. Everyone still silent behind her.

With a shaky voice "guys" as she collapses on the floor onto her knees everyone watching "I'm so sorry. I didn't want to tell you guys because i thought you'd all hate me" Lucifer drops the katana and runs to hug Y/N patting her head and rubbing her back.

"It's ok, I think you should get cleaned up and rest now, we can talk in the morning" he lets go cupping her face and whipping away her tears.

She slowly nods as Lucifer picks her up but signaling to his brothers to wait here then takes her to her room.

Lucifer and MC'S POV

Reaching her room he slowly places her down on the bed. "Lucifer i-" he puts his finger on her mouth to stop her from talking giving her a warm smile. "Don't worry about it right now Y/N just go get cleaned up and go to sleep. I'll come check in on you in a bit to see how you're doing." He says patting her head

"O-ok thank you Lucifer" looking up at him as he slowly gets up as Y/N watches him leave out the door.

MCS POV

After he leaves I sigh to myself with so many questions running through my head not being able to thing straight. I soon calm down and head to the shower where I think even more.

I get out the shower and changed putting my dirty clothes in the laundry basket. I looking at the stains on my shirt. "What is wrong with me.." Walking to my bed

I lay down and start crying and end up falling asleep.

BROTHERS POV

They are all talking to each other about what they saw as Lucifer walks into the living room.

"What if she thinks we now think of her different, I mean that is the reason why she didn't tell us" Levi says. They all look so worried. Belphie and Beel are cuddled up together comforting one another. "Beel.." "yes belphie" "do you think Y/N will hate us?" "Of course not, Y/N's not like that.." he says after eating cookies to calm down.

Asmo talks to Satan about it and Levi and Mammon do as well. Then Lucifer walks in and sits down speechless. "Well... I don't know what to do or say. But i... I think we have to report this to Diavo-" "NO" They all shout at him. "Lucifer are you crazy??? They'll get her removed from the program and we'll never see her again" Satan says angry and raging at him. "Look I know what we saw we didn't expect but we have absolutely no explanation from Y/N." Levi exclaimed. They all stare at Lucifer as he makes it his mind "Ok. I don't wish to lose Y/N either so we shall wait. As for now I want all of you back in your rooms and leave Y/N alone for the rest of the night" Asmo really had no words in this situation was only listening in to everything.

Part 2???

[heavyhitterheaux]

“I’ve been carrying it around for two weeks trying to think of a creative way to ask you to be my valentine and I still haven’t come up with anything. Soooooo, Y/N, will you be my valentine?”Awwww 🥹 baby Jack rlly has a special place in my heart

Just then you heard commotion behind you and turned around to see Urban, Quiiso, Shloob, and Ace with Urban holding his phone up to record Jack asking you. Broo js has no respect for privacy 😭

“Baby, why do you keep looking at me like you want to kill me?” Jack asked while making sure he was across the room just in case you wanted to throw something. Cause maybe she do🙄

“JACKMAN, I AM CARRYING THREE OF YOUR CHILDREN SO EXCUSE ME IF I GET A LITTLE EMOTIONAL!” Why tf did I forget she was prego 😭

“Oh wow, this is such a surprise! This is just so unexpected and I… I just don’t know what to say!” You said while getting a startled look on your face. Somebody come get this girl an Emmy. CAUSE BBYYYY this performance & switch of emotion is js gold 😭 🤗

“Oh did I say Clay? I meant Dua.” AHHHHH ���� She wanted to be asked just to say no…..mood 🫡

“Just playing with you, baby. Of course I’ll be your valentine. Forever and ever and ever.” You said while leaning up to kiss him and he eagerly kissed you back. Ohh wowwww I was played 😔

Jack slid you off of his lap and went into the kitchen as you continued to eat your chocolate that Dua not Clay bought for you, but Jack didn’t need to know thatOKAY SEE I knew Dua was gonna do something, it would be off brand of her if she didn’t 😭

“Babe, not again. You have always cried easily, but now that you’re pregnant, it’s even worse. You cried because I put on your pink fluffy socks as you were telling me thank you last night.”AND WHATS WRONG WIT THAT?!?! She’s js expressing her thankfulness for you

and SPOILED(mAND WHOS FAULT IS THAT?!? All u do is spoil her, so what do you expect 🤷🏽‍♀️

quiiso: jack been going all out for valentine's day every single year. every time I think he can't top the year before he does As he should 🤭😌

yungskylark: can we collectively all say to count us in lol Yes & count me in as well 😘

y/ninsta: danivalentine again?! 2forwoyne DON'T TOUCH THE PIE OR THE WHIPPED CREAM THAT GOES WITH IT Ohh I didn’t know yo name was Pie now 🙃

DO NOT READ PAST THIS POINT IF YOU ARE NOT 18+ AHHHH LET THE NASTY SHIT BEGIN 🤭😏….

Baby Jack is the absolute cutest and I melt every time I write him lol

PG and privacy? Yeah issa no. Been there since the beginning of that relationship and they aren't going anywhere lmao

She is so incredibly spoiled that it's not even funny. People get on Jack and think it's primarily his fault (it is) but you have to look at evveryone around her too lmao

Her crying gets worse as the pregnancy goes on lmao

They all spoil her to a certain extent and have done it ever since she was younger

Quiiso always getting her milkshakes

Dani is her big sister so she gets her literally anything she wants

Don't get me started on Urban

But Jack is definitely the worst one out of everybody lmao

In one of the au's it's mentioned how she's even spoiled by Neelam

She has everyone wrapped around her finger lmaoooo

And you know Dua is always going to have to make an appearance or she's mentioned lmao

And we all know what that whipped cream was going to be used for 😏😏😏😏😏

[eridan-ampora-stuffs]

interrorgatormentors

i lovve that fuckin au. if I recall, the @ for it is just that

I dont wwanna tag the blog but you can look it up or look at my reblogs cuz I reblog their shit so much

like let me explain wwhy I love this AU. explanation under the cut

i don’t know wwhat the fuck the AU is about. like clueless. but i think its about ummmmmmmm errrrnmmm uhhh feferi ancestor, eridan is like in an abusive relationship wwith her and also has headaches and also is like a head admin. and sollux i dont knoww much about since all I reblog is eridan but i do knoww he used to be a rebel

the art is amazing and so are the ao3s wwritten about it . the story? don’t knoww shit but i lovve it because evveryone gets trauma

most of the asks i send are anonymous and this is like one of the blogs i check on the daily for updates. the other is the meteor creww and i wwoukd make a post about them but like the issue is im an eridan blog

ummm ya

i wwont tag this wwith anything but like if any of my followwers see this, PLSPLSPLS FOLLOWW THE BLOG AND READ THEIR SHIZ ITS SO GOOD

I have like a wwhole AU based on this AU— the au I made is kind of different, actually pretty different but it came from this AU and i lovve. so much i lovve

augh im autistic fuck

[erimaryquitecontrary-blog]

You Wwould Not BELIEVVE The Luck Today

[hopefullyababe]

Snall. Snall and Baby

EVVERYONE LOOK AT HER

[moved-danganronpamess]

Fem s/o who has a huge crush on Kazuichi, but he seems too obsessed over Sonia? Could be angst or fluff, your choice!!

Haven't a lot of us been in a similar situation to this one?

But fear not! Cause if your crush doesn't like you back or pins after someone else that doesn't mean that you are unattractive or anything like that, stop the negative thoughts my blossoms! They just don't see your worth and that's no good.

Instead, allow me to console you and give you love. Because I see your worth. I see that you're all very kind, cute and lovely!

Thank you very much for requesting and don't forget to take care of yourself and stay hydrated!!! - mod Chiaki

Reader who has a crush on Kazuichi, but he seems too obsessed with Sonia

♡ It was no secret that Kazuichi had a crush on Sonia, the same way that it wasn't a secret that you had a crush on him

♡ But how can you get him to like you when he loves a princess?!

♡ You were good friends with Kazuichi and he even went to you to brag about accomplishments that he made concerning Sonia

♡ It was the worst

♡ "Guess what?" Kazuichi ran over to you, smiling cheerfully.

♡ "What is it?" You asked him with a small smirk, already knowing what it was about. Your bold front wouldn't help with how you felt about it though.

♡ "Look, look! Miss Sonia took a photo with me!" He practically shoved his phone to your face, dancing cheerily in his place.

♡ "That's good," you answered, something that you thought he wouldn't question.

♡ "It's not just good, it's amazing!!"

♡ "Yeah, yeah," you turned around to chat with someone else. You didn't want to hear him complimenting her, not today. You had enough.

♡ Perhaps you were imagining it, but you saw a small frown form on his face, a sad one

♡ You talked with other people in your class, even those more rough around the edges took you with them anywhere they went rather than to see you explode later on because of Kazuichi

♡ But every time you returned back to the classroom you saw him talking closely with Sonia, not caring whether you went outside or not

♡ Only later in the afternoon did you give in to your emotions, took your bag and ran out of the classroom, just about ready to go home

♡ You had enough

♡ "S/O?!" Mikan called out after you when you stormed out.

♡ You didn't know if Kazuichi saw you walk out or how he reacted to it. Who even cares about it? He probably didn't even notice when you walked out because he was too immersed in his conversation with Sonia

♡ You were on your way out of the school's grounds when you heard someone running behind you

♡ "Wait, S/O!!" Kazuichi yelled after you.

♡ "What is it this time?"

♡ "I went to find you, Sonia-"

♡ "Sonia that and that! So what? I don't care about the stuff that she does! Why don't you go to her like the obedient lap dog you are?" You yelled out of anger. The feeling of jealousy and frustration mixing inside you.

♡ "What? I just wanted to tell you that Sonia is worried about you," he corrected you with a confused tone, making eye contact once you turned around to look at him.

♡ "Go back to her before she starts looking for you! I don't want to hear your lies."

♡ "I went after you because you looked like you needed company, I don't want you to be upset," He tried to calm you down, but you were having none of it. "So why should I go back to her?"

♡ "Because you're obsessed with her!!"

♡ Kazuichi looked at you with wide eyes, his face clearly showing shock

♡ It looked like you were angry, but especially at him! What did he do wrong? Did he say something bad? His mouth just speaks on its own, he can't help it!

♡ "I'm not obsessed with her!"

♡ "You are! Everyone knows that! Evveryone knows that you have a big crush on her!"

♡ "That's not true," he said, keeping his head low, looking at the ground instead.

♡ "What?" You said in utter disbelief.

♡ "I admire her, but that doesn't mean I have a crush on her. She helped me out a lot!"

♡ "Oh, yeah? How?" How did she help you more than I did? You wanted to say, but it got drowned out in your uncertainty.

♡ "When we started here, I wanted to get closer... closer to you," he confessed. "But I didn't know how, so I asked her."

♡ "If this is just another joke, I don't want to hear it! You surely only wanted to get closer to her!" He kept quiet at your accusation.

♡ "You just used me as an excuse for that. Isn't that the truth? You would kick me away once you got together with her! Maybe you even hate me!"

♡ You got ahead of yourself, you knew that. But his silence irked you on more than anything. Of course, it had to be like that. He would do anything so that his crush talks to him.

♡ "That's not true. I don't hate you," his hair fluttered in the afternoon breeze while the sun shined just the right way, in warm colors.

♡ "So?"

♡ "I liked you from the start, but it just seemed like you weren't interested in me so I wanted her to help me! That's why I talked to her so much!"

♡ You liked him for so long, but finally after such a long time the option appeared. The option to be with him and be in relationship, to fix this. To tell him you like him back in the afternoon sunlight.

♡ What do you say?

[paradoxcase]

ace-mcspades replied to your link “Homestuck Troll Slang - Pastebin.com”

I always got the impression that “thinkpan” was skull, although my brain tends to automatically do shit like that on account of the specific (apparently weird?) way I work from context, and also I need words to mean things

Hmm, let’s look at it:

Evidence for “skull”:

CG: RIGHT NOW THERE'S A LUMBERJACK SPLITTING WOOD ON MY THINK PAN.

CG: JADE, PLEASE EXCUSE ME WHILE I GO PAINT MY FACE TO OUTWARDLY REFLECT THE BEAUTY OF MY INNER AWAKENING, AND DRUB MY THINK PAN MERCILESSLY TO REDUCE MY INTELLIGENCE TO THE LEVEL NECESSARY TO SUSTAIN THESE BELIEFS.

TC: make your worst fears come alive and get up on their haunts in your naphappy pan.

TEREZI: TH3 WORST TH1NG 1SNT 3V3N HOW BR1GHT 1T 1S, OR HOW TH3 W1CK3D 3L1X1RS WR34K1NG H4VOC ON MY P4N

KARKAT: "MORE SHRILL NOISES, LIKE GOD PLAYING THE EDGE OF A GLASS INSIDE YOUR THINK PAN"

KARKAT: I FORGET ALREADY. WHEN I TRIPPED AND FULFILLED MY DESTINY AS A WARRIOR, I MUST HAVE HIT MY THINK PAN HARDER THAN I THOUGHT.

Evidence for “brain/mind”:

GA: The Speech Has Become Emblazoned On My Think Pan

ERIDAN: youvve got nothin to fear noww ivve reached a neww heights of powwer no one else can dream of not evven mindfang wwith her garish orange swweatsuit and her silly flappy wwings and all her poppycock about luck wwhich evveryone wwith a think pan knowws to be the fakest fiction that evver failed to exist

TC: RUSTS YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN THINK PAN.

CG: MY THINK PAN, IT HURTS  

CG: IT IS PRESENTLY THREATENING TO MAKE ME ITS BITCH, JOHN. IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?   

CG: DO YOU WANT YOUR COOL ALIEN PAL TO BECOME THE BITCH OF A RAW, THROBBING THINK PAN?????

TC: I HAVE THE IDEA THAT YOU PUT IN MY PAN TO SIT THERE.

KARKAT: SERIOUSLY, IT COULD REALLY EXPAND YOUR LIMITED HUMAN THINK PAN ON STUFF.

LATULA: wh4ts on your th1nk p4n, po-m4ry.

ARANEA: Whatever the case, it was pro8a8ly for the 8est, since pretty much everyone who had half a think pan thought it was all a 8unch of ridiculous nonsense.

ERISOLSPRITE: ii dont evven knoww wwhy ii bothered floatiing dowwn thii2 liittle gra22y gulch twwo fliip you the daiily biird. ii mu2t be out of my already tortured pan twwo bother wwiith ANY of you ovveremotiional fuckbag2.

ARQUIUSPRITE: [shades] --> You just do not have the right kind of think pan to sustain that emotion

KANAYA: How Are We Supposed To Solve That Problem When Your Think Pan Is Addled So!

???

CA: its already been painfully established you people cant get your shalloww think pans under the majesty of our quadrants (as written it looks like “mind”, but I could also see “shallow think pan” as analogous to “thick skull” here)

MEENAH: so you just totally flipped your think pan is all (????)

It seems likely it could be both, and maybe somewhat more, as well.  It’s a pretty versatile term.

[hopeius-blog]

                                           ❝      i  knoww  you  knoww  . . .      ❞    it’s  unlike  you  ,    voice  soft  and  careful  .    usually  so  brash  and  confident  .    now  it  is  as  if  you  are  walking  on  cluckbeast  shells  .    you  look  to  her  ,    empty  white  orbs  meeting  the  other’s  identical  pair  .    your  brows  knit  together  ,    regretful  ,    concerned  .    now  that  everything  was  said  and  done  ,    you  can’t  help  but  realize  what  you’d  actually  done  .

                                           you’ve  achieved  what  you  always  wanted  .    at  the  cost  of  all  hope  .    you  suppose  you’ve  failed  your  aspect  .    you’re  no  prince  .

                                           ❝      fef  . . .    i  ---      ❞    you  look  to  her  ,    even  now  she  smiles  at  you  .    and  it  hurts  .    you’ve  always  cared  for  her  ,    more  than  anyone  else  .    she  was  the  only  person  you’ve  ever  had  red  feelings  for  .    how  could  you  have  done  this  ?    how  could  she  still  smile  at  such  a  disgrace  ?    ❝      im  sorry  ,    reely  ,    from  the  bottom  of  my  thump  tortoise  .    out  of  evveryone  on  that  rock  i  nevver  ---    you  wwere  the  last  person  i  wwanted  to  . . .      ❞

                                           you  wanted  the  land  dwellers  to  die  .    you  hated  a  lot  of  people  ---    wanted  them  to  hate  you  back  .    you  know  that  you  won’t  apologize  to  anyone  else  .    you  would  be  too  ashamed  .    feferi  was  the  only  person  you  could  be  truly  real  with  ,    the  one  person  you  would  ever  step  down  from  your  mental  pedestal  for  .    despite  everything  ,    you  still  view  her  as  an  empress  .

                                           ❝      ok  ,    i  knoww  you  dont  feel  like  that  towwards  me  .   and  ,    i  . . .    im  still  comin  to  terms  wwith  it  but  i  respect  that  .    but  that  doesnt  stop  me  carin  about  you  n  shit  .    i  just  . . .    i  couldnt  stand  seein  that  guy  wwith  you  .    an  i  knoww  i  wwas  bein  petty  wwith  tryin  to  make  him  hate  me  ---    you  wwere  right  about  all  that  .    youre  alwways  right  .      ❞        // @lifeiress continued from here.

[poisonidous]

ALL THE TEXTS BITHC DO IT ]

Send “✆” for a MORNING text. 

[txt] I don't knoww wwhy you got this number. Begone.

Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT. 

[txt] You havven't looked into my head. You're just boasting about howw colorful and manipulativve you are, and it's not particulary a shame wwhen you'll go excting.

Send “☎” for a RUSHED text. 

[txt] Fuck you.

Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text.

[txt] Stupid imbecile messing wwith my head. 

Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text. 

[txt] Perhaps next time wwe meet, wwe could shake hands for the good times wwe had! That wwould alloww me to cut at least one of yours. Twwo are wwasted on an animalistic beast like you.

Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text.

[txt] I still cannot find my wway back. And I'm not evven sure howw to begin wwith it.

Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text.

[txt] Stupid, cretinic beast that you are; by flaunting your control on evveryone that livves near you, you forget that people do havve a mouth to speak for. Enjoy your dowwnfall.

Send “#” for a RANDOM text.

[txt] Deep vviolet or burgundi?

Send “@” for a SCARED text.

[txt] You havven't messed wwith my head. There's no possible wway that you had.

Send “&” for a LOVING text.

[TXT NOT FOUND]

Send “%” for a CURIOUS text.

[txt] Exactly, wwhy do you use a charming facade, hmm? I could ruin you in a matter of seconds.

Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text.

[txt] Truly unbelievvable. Nice hunting, the Empress's lusus wwill stay fed for a wwhile. Four in a roww are exciting evven for me.

Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text.

[txt] I wwill wwait patiently for you to reach my quarters. As you knoww the wway into it, I suspect I wwill find you in my bed. Ah.

Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text. 

[txt] I am nevver coming back. There’s no point, and you should understand that, too. Wwithout her, wwe’re lost.

[ceescedasticity]

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*purrty time* (2)

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AC: :33 < *ac would like it to be known that the art/talent show is ofur and* AC: :33 < *ca is NOT dead!* AC: :33 < *despite furrious purrotestations to the contrary*

cuttlefishCuller left a file in the dropbox

CC: How'd it go???

arsenicCatnip left a file in the dropbox

AC: :33 < can't speak for what the seadweller instructors thought AC: :33 < but consensus among other guests seemed to be giggling ofur the bucket aspect AC: :33 < and thinking the art is okay AC: :33 < which was better than a couple of the others AC: :33 < :33

cuttlefishCuller left a file in the dropbox

CC: 8)

caligulasAquarium left a file in the dropbox

CA: I dunno if I'd go THAT far CA: as far as smiley faces I mean CA: but it could'vve been wworse

arachnidsGrip left a file in the dropbox

AG: What did Awwakk do?

caligulasAquarium left a file in the dropbox

CA: photoshopped a drawwing of the Mother Grub into a photo of her seaplane CA: evveryone wwas nonplussed

arachnidsGrip left a file in the dropvox

AG: ...

caligulasAquarium left a file in the dropbox

CA: yeah CA: Bissel actually DID underwwater singing CA: it wwas wweird CA: Soldie had landscape photography with jade tinted filters CA: Kellep had this hand drawwn sea chart showwing locations of seadwweller communities accompanied by this wwhole big thing about howw amazing it is that the Mother Grub distributes us so wwidely CA: I convvinced Soldie to wwait until the instructors wweren't RIGHT there to point out to him he forgot about the jadebloods CA: he is vvery embarrassed and hasn't showwn up to the party

arsenicCatnip left a file in the dropbox

AC: :33 < *ac's blockmate said something about him hiding with his lusus?*

caligulasAquarium left a file in the dropbox

CA: wwell CA: all of them wwere better than Itchee CA: his breathtakingly beautiful coral mosaic turned out to be some tiny scallop shells glued to construction paper CA: guess he panicked

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gallowsCalibrator left a file in the dropbox

GC: W3 H4V3 TR1UMPH4NTLY PR3S3NT3D TH3 C4S3! GC: 1 DONT KNOW 1F TH3YR3 GO1NG TO TH1NK W3 W3R3 B3ST BUT 1M SUR3 W3R3 1N TH3 4CC3PT4BL3 R4NG3. GC: >:] GC: ST1LL LOTS OF C4S3S TO GO. GC: 1NCLUD1NG L4OV1C, 1 DONT KNOW HOW TH4TLL GO. GC: ... GC: W1LL SOM3ON3 PL34S3 C4LL OFF THE GHOST BODYGU4RDS?

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twinArmageddons left a file in the dropbox

TA: iim tryiing two fiigure out how two get domii and crappy an2weriing 2y2tem two make up iin tiime two play thii2 game ii 2pent forever codiing TA: domii blamed 2warm for not knowiing about/2toppiing the traffiickiing operatiion TA: 2warm defended hiim2elf wiith a na2ty comment about overbear TA: now they arent 2peakiing TA: there2 no way ruthle22 regulatiion wiill play iif theyre not, and mariine2 only maybe up two it TA: iif iit2 ju2t me and loopyFruiit2 playiing ii wiill 2laughter her and 2hell get fed up and quiit

carcinoGeneticist left a file in the dropbox

CG: AM I SERIOUSLY THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS HAVING ALL THE HELMSMEN PLAY MARRIO KART MIGHT BE A BAD IDEA? CG: I KNOW YOU HAVE THINGS UNDER CONTROL, TA, AND I KNOW LOOPYFRUITS IS INTERMEDIATE, TOO, BUT AREN'T SOME OF THE OTHERS INTEGRATED? CG: COULDN'T SOME OF THE DRIVING... LEAK?

twinArmageddons left a file in the dropbox

TA: domii and ruthle22 regulatiion are old pro2 TA: they wouldnt 2iign up two play iif they couldnt control iit

carcinoGeneticist left a file in the dropbox

CG: ... CG: YOU DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THE HELMSMAN OF THE MMP. MARINE.

twinArmageddons left a file in the dropbox

TA: ye2 ii diid, ii 2aiid he miight not be up two it

carcinoGeneticist left a file in the dropbox

CG: ... CG: IF THE MAGNIFUCKING PREDATION SUDDENLY SHOOTS SIDEWAYS ACROSS THE SQUADRON TRYING TO THROW THINGS AT OTHER SHIPS, I WILL KNOW WHO TO BLAME.

terminallyCapricious left a file in the dropbox

TC: wHaT AbOuT ThE HeLmSmAn oN ThE GlEeFuL AbAnDoN? TC: Do yOu tHiNk sHe mIgHt wAnT To pLaY?

twinArmageddons left a file in the dropbox

TA: iive been thiinkiing about that TA: but iitll take more fine22e two arrange TA: dont thiink iit2 fea2iible iin the next few day2

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adiosToreador left a file in the dropbox

AT: tHIS IS NOT, A CHEAP LIQUOR, AT: yOU WOULD THINK, PEOPLE MIGHT MAKE MORE OF AN EFFORT, NOT TO SPILL IT AT: oN EVERYTHING,

adiosToreador left a file in the dropbox

AT: fRIEAS, MAY ACTUALLY, BE SLIGHTLY CONCERNED, AT: aBOUT HIS SUPPOSED MOIRAIL, AT: ,,, AT: oR ELSE, HE'S HUNG OVER, FROM YESTERDAY,

gallowsCalibrator left a file in the dropbox

GC: W3LL, L4OV1C S33MS TO B3 M4K1NG 4 GOOD SHOW1NG OF 1T. GC: TH1NGS 4R3 NOT LOOK1NG GOOD FOR ON3 H1RD4N Y4TTON. GC: ...NOT LOOK1NG GOOD FOR CONC34L1NG H1S PROB4BLE ROL3 1N TH3 4TT4CK ON L4OV1C, NOT SUR3 1F TH3R3LL B3 4NY FURTH3R CONS3QU3NC3S.

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apocalypseArisen left a file in the dropbox

AA: this p0ssibility g0t left 0ut 0f my die during h0liday/dispel during h0liday predicti0ns: AA: s0me sugjugglat0rs were 0rdering pe0ple t0 entertain them and then killing them if they d0nt satisfy AA: it seems s0me 0f the victims have decided t0 c0ntinue the entertainment anyway AA: including s0me0ne with a 0ne man band AA: s0 the m0st prestigi0us highbl00d party is n0w being haunted by a gh0st with a 0ne man band

apocalypseArisen left a file in the dropbox

AA: th0ugh it may n0t c0unt f0r that since weve had the dispel 0rder given and rev0ked f0ur times already AA: highbl00d partyg0ers cann0t agree 0n whether they are supp0sed t0 t0ugh it 0ut

terminallyCapricious left a file in the dropbox

TC: i wOnDeR If i cOuLd gEt a OnE MaN BaNd?

carcinoGeneticist left a file in the dropbox

CG: ... CG: I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO LEARN XYLOPHONE NEXT?

terminallyCapricious left a file in the dropbox

TC: wElL YeAh TC: bUt a oNe mAn bAnD SoUnDs cOoL FoR SoMeDaY TC: :o)

apocalypseArisen left a file in the dropbox

AA: i think scavenge is trying t0 call dibs AA: 0n the 0ne man band AA: i assume he means the gh0st with the 0ne man band since its n0t like it c0uld be anything else but thats n0t what he said

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gallowsCalibrator left a file in the dropbox

GC: CT! GC: TH3Y 4R3 S3TT1NG UP 4 L1V3 F33D OF YOUR ROBOT F1GHT!

gallowsCalibrator left a file in the dropbox

GC: GU3SS H3S NOT H3R3. PROB4BLY W1S3. GC: 4NYON3 3LS3 W4TCH1NG?

twinArmageddons left a file in the dropbox

TA: ye2 TA: watchiing them 2et up, at the moment TA: tho2e really are exce22iively large robot2

arachnidsGrip left a file in the dropbox

AG: Can't go 8ack to GARPing until it's over, might as well! AG: It does look much 8etter than CT's usual ro8ots.

arsenicCatnip left a file in the dropbox

AC: :33 < *ac waves to her meowrail even though he is sensibly prepurring the robot instead of browsing the dropbox!* AC: :33 < we're watching! it looks great!

arsenicCatnip left a file in the dropbox

AC :|| < some of those spectators should move further back, though

gallowsCalibrator left a file in the dropbox

GC: LOOKS L1K3 TH3YR3 MOV1NG NOW?

arsenicCatnip left a file in the dropbox

AC: :|| < FURTHER back

arachnidsGrip left a file in the dropbox

AG: I could try to spook them further away? AG: ::::)

gallowsCalibrator left a file in the dropbox

GC: 1M NOT SUR3 TH4TS TH3 B3ST 1D34.

twinArmageddons left a file in the dropbox

TA: maybe ii can get domii two page 2omeone TA: no, theyre backiing up more now TA: far enough, AC?

arsenicCatnip left a file in the dropbox

AC: :?? < *ac... thinks so?*

arachnidsGrip left a file in the dropbox

AG: Hey, that Naspar guy's putting up some sort of transparent shield thing!

arsenicCatnip left a file in the dropbox

AC: :33 < oh good AC: :33 < :33

twinArmageddons left a file in the dropbox

TA: ii know we were all jokiing about the robot mother grub rampagiing off two take over the 2hiip but that thiing doe2 look alarmiingly... 2hiip-takeover-capable TA: good thiing iit2 fiightiing the other robot2 and not leadiing them

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centaursTesticle left a file in the dropbox

CT: D --> TA CT: D --> When you have an opportunity CT: D --> I would STRONGly appreciate any assistance you could provide in tracking down the origin of the irregularity robot megalobster's programming CT: D --> It was not supposed to do that

arachnidsGrip left a file in the dropbox

AG: I thought the way you used the ro8ot mother gru8 to pin it down was really 8adass, though!

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adiosToreador left a file in the dropbox

AT: iF i NEVER, SEE ANOTHER PAIL-SHAPED NOVELTY BEVERAGE CONTAINER, IT WILL BE TOO SOON, AT: eSPECIALLY, ONES THROWN ON THE FLOOR,

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twinArmageddons left file HOLY2HIITCAVERN2 in the dropbox

GA: It Happened GA: Everything Went Well We Think GA: The New One Has Settled And GA: And GA: The Elder One Has Passed GA: Everyone Is Crying GA: But Hopeful GA: ... GA: Now One Of The Older Rainbow Drinkers Insists I Need To Go Get GA: I Quote GA: Rainbow Drunker GA: I GA: Am Not Sure How To Take That

twinArmageddons left a file in the dropbox

TA: ...

cuttlefishCuller left a file in the dropbox

CC: ...

apocalypseArisen left a file in the dropbox

AA: ...

carcinoGeneticist left a file in the dropbox

CG: ... CG: ACTUALLY CAN WE JUST *ASSUME* EVERYONE WENT AROUND AND ...'D?

caligulasAquarium left a file in the dropbox

CA: I need a drink

apocalypseArisen left a file in the dropbox

AA: i need t0 get the late bartender 0ut of the cavalreaper party AA: and then take l0ng en0ugh c0ming back that i d0nt get assigned t0 explain anything t0 c0rpsepap

twinArmageddons left a file in the dropbox

TA: goiing two try two talk domii and 2warm around agaiin

cuttlefishCuller left a file in the dropbox

CC: ... CC: ... CC: ... CC: ... CC: ... CC: ... CC: ... CC: whale do better, this time

[gaybabymisfits-blog]

Opposites Attract

Requested by @lunarlover12

Pair: Jeremy x Ryan {Jeremwood}

Prompt: 10. “We can’t keep this up forever.”

Word Count: 1,097

Warnings: honestly? there’s nothing else but fluff to this lmao

No one knew much about the Vagabond’s personal life. He was a total enigma to the city of Los Santos. The most anyone knew about him was that he was part of the most powerful gang in the city; The Fake AH Crew.  He was almost always silent and stealthy on their heists. The Vagabond was the complete opposite from the crew’s most colourful member.

Most of the time you could barely look at Rimmy Tim, the purple and orange colours clashed but he made them work. Everything the man owned was covered in his infamous palette. Rimmy Tim was loud and proud about himself and his work.

The town would always know when he was part of a heist because he was incredibly easy to spot due to his cowboy hat. This being said, he may have let his name be known to the media when he slipped up and called himself Jeremy instead of Rimmy Tim after blowing up a helicopter.

The crew cherished both men dearly and greatly appreciated their work. Evveryone in the crew was always hugging and sharing items, they acted more like a family than a group of criminals. Sure there’s been times where members have fought but at the end of the day they all go home to their own apartments and houses and things go back to normal - or as normal as it could get for a criminal.

Since the city didn’t know much about the Vagabond, the Fakes didn’t know much either. They knew his name was Ryan and a few other little things such as when his birthday was. That meant they had no clue where he lived or if he even had a house. Everytime he was questioned he waved off the subject. Ryan would always get a ride home with Jeremy, so the others assumed they lived close to one another.

However, that was not the case. In fact, the two men actually lived with each other. They had been dating for nearly a year now but the hadn’t told anyone. Jeremy was originally the one to make the move into Ryan’s place and he was the only one who knew where it was. Of course, he had a backup place in case the Lads wanted to spend the night at his house.

It had been a slow day for the crew, they spent it planning out their next big heist and Ryan noticed that Jeremy was distant the entire day. He decided to question the lad.

“Hey, Jeremy, you feeling okay? You seemed zoned out today during planning.”

“Huh? Oh yeah, yeah. I’m fine, just, have a lot on my mind.” Jeremy was staring at the ground and his voice was quieter than normal. This worried Ryan greatly.

“Are you sure babe? Sit down, talk to me. What’s going on?” Ryan took a seat on their couch and Jeremy sat down next to him, leaving a gap between their legs. The younger male put his head in his hands and sighed.

“We can’t keep this up forever, Rye. Sooner or later everyone in the crew will figure out we’re dating and they’ll probably be more pissed about us keeping it a secret than if we were just upfront about it.” Jeremy mumbled into his hands, not wanting to make eye contact with his boyfriend.

Ryan was a bit surprised at the words that just fell out of Jeremy’s mouth. He wasn’t expecting that topic to come up but now that it had, maybe they could talk about it.

“Well, would you want to tell the others? I just want you to be happy Jeremy, you know that. If letting the crew know we’re dating would make you happy, then we can tell them. Hell, we can let the fucking world know! I love you and I’d do anything to see you smile.” Ryan rested his hand on top of Jeremy’s and felt the other give his hand a squeeze.

“I love you so much Ryan. Thank you for being so good to me. We can tell them tomorrow, if that’s okay with you?” Ryan nodded and leaned in to give his boyfriend a kiss. The two spent the rest of the night cuddled on the couch watching shitty movies.

The next day they walked into the penthouse hand in hand, something they’ve never done. They didn’t care who saw them because today was the day the truth came out. Gavin was in the kitchen making himself a cup of tea and nearly dropped the kettle when he saw the two men holding hands.

The couple kept on walking until they reached the living room, where they told everyone to meet up that morning for a surprise meeting. Jack smiled when she saw the two come around the couch and Jeremy returned it.

Once everyone was on the couch and the room was alive with mindless chatter, Ryan cleared his throat. The talking stopped and he stared at Jeremy for a second before moving closer to him.

“So, Jeremy and I told you to meet up this morning for a meeting, and before you start to worry, it’s nothing life threatening. The crew isn’t in danger, everything is okay.” Ryan looked back at his boyfriend and let him finish talking since Jeremy wanted to be the one to tell the others.

“Basically what this meeting is about it, well… Ryan and I are together. We’ve been dating for almost a year now. We didn’t want to tell you guys because we didn’t want to let it interfere with heists and all that.” Jeremy started to blush when Ry grabbed his hand mid sentence.

The room grew quiet as everyone absorbed the new information. Jack was the first to speak.

“Well, I’m so glad you decided to let us know! You two are a very cute couple and you need to let me know when your anniversary is so I can get you something!!” She was smiling and it made her happy to see Ryan and Jeremy together.

The other guys talked over one another saying how much they supported the two and everything was great. Geoff said that they didn’t have to keep their relationship hidden for so long but he did praise them on keeping it on the downlow for as long as they did.

And as the old saying goes, opposites attract. Ryan and Jeremy shared a kiss and the penthouse was filled with a warm glow of acceptance from the crew. The couple was beyond happy at how their little meeting went.

[toseektoknoww]

evveryone stop wwhat youre doin nd look at tahffi

i lovve her

[diligentguardian]

📃

Evve… 

If you are reading this, you most likely have gone looking already. Skimmed through it and realized what has happened. Already looking around with that calm gaze that hides your feelings–the real ones you sometimes want to hide.

Don’t bother. 

Evve, my darlin’, you are so dear to me. To you I leave my everything. ‘nd? My evveryone. You will be findin’ this note wwhere Gertie usually hides, please…. Take care of her? o…Or find someone whwho can. Please? I can’t take her with me wwhere I’m… Goin’. I get you must be, heh, kinda tired a me vvanishin’. But I promise, on evverythin’ I owwe ‘nd care for, that I am okay. 

I just, think I finally realized I’m not made to around others. I realized why I was hurting.

I, hopefully, left no wway for you to track me. I spent a long time removvin’ souls connections ‘nd any spells I had that connected to my mortal nd spiritual bein’ before goin’…

I lovve you my darlin’, ‘nd I wwish I had the nervve to say it to your face.

Please, keep dancin’. You alwways look the happiest wwhen you’re puttin’ on a showw….

WWith lovve, ‘nd adoration, - Eridan Sistan Asthemic Ampora. The Guardian, The Whispers, The Leftover. 

[wantsomegum]

eridan and sollux’s many interactions, part 1

Sollux: man iim gonna 2teal your fuckiing hand2 ii 2wear two god Eridan: sure wwhatevver you already stole fef so wwhy the fuck not Sollux: ii diidn't 2teal her, 2he came runniing two me Eridan: runnin-she swwims you faggot

Eridan: so you havve twwo of evverythin? sensible, makes you twwice the asshole

Eridan: oh please, its so much harder to be you; shit, i mean, i havve to be a faggot--

Eridan: sol? Sollux: what Eridan: wwhat... the fuck is goin on

Eridan: wwhy do wwe hang out

Sollux: WHY DIID QUA2IIMODO GROW WIING2???? Eridan: y'knoww i havve a theory actually Sollux: tell me Eridan: okay here goes... its a stupid movvie made for impressionable children

Eridan: okay evveryone in wwalgreens is dead Sollux: 2hould've expected iit Eridan: look it just kind of happened Sollux: iit alway2 ju2t kiind of "happen2" ED

Sollux: ii platoniically hate you Eridan: i platonically hate you too. so... wwhy? are wwe, like, bros?? that doesnt sound right though Sollux: bro2, more liike... no'2. *half-assed laughing, followed by groaning*

Sollux: that'2 iillegal, ED, ii can arre2t you Eridan: illegal--YOU HACKED INTO THE GOVVERNMENT'S DATABASE

Eridan: the canine wwars wwere real sol i fuckin TOLD you

Eridan: i didnt wwalk in there wwith the intent ta kill evverythin but thats just howw the cookie crumbles

Sollux: do you need a hug or 2omethiing? Eridan: yeah; and dont do one a those hugs wwhere you stick a kick me sign on the back Sollux: do ii look liike a wriiggler two you? Also Sollux: *quickly crumples up a paper and throws away*

[interrogatormentors]

SOLLUX: they 2aiid they took all the metal out of my pan but ii can’t 2hake the feeliing they’re watchiing and lii2teniing. SOLLUX: my head hurt2 2o much FUCK SOLLUX: look ii’m pretty 2ure ii mii22 half of them but they’re better off w/o thii2 walkiing liiabiiliity here. SOLLUX: iit'2 not liike any of them came lookiing for me anyway.

ERIDAN: frankly speakin if you wwere talkin about any friends i made noww i ERIDAN: wwell lets just say after them i hold evveryone at arms reach so i dont really consider anyone my friend ERIDAN: but my creww and i get on easy enough ERIDAN: captains got an awwful bad luck streak but the helmsman shakes is her matesprit so wwe managin officers all get together ERIDAN: she evven upgraded his helmin right and all to this neww portable rig so he can be out an about wwhen not on designated helmsblock shifts. dowwnright charitable if you ask me ERIDAN: then again she obvviously has motivvations