#evil and in love

[merkmarkll]

quick sketch of a gift im making for my bf :] ♥ its our fursonas because of course we are gay and furries

[obsesssedblerd]

You look up from your book to see your husband standing over the bassinet with his arms crossed, his brow raising as he looks down inside of it with a tiny scowl. He stays like that for about a minute. You sit up in your shared bed, then call out to him. “Ryo.” 

“Hm.” He doesn’t look up. 

“May I ask what you are doing?” 

“The little brat is staring,” Sukuna says matter-of-factly. “I am simply staring at her in return.” 

Inside of the bassinet, your baby daughter coos. Her scarlet eyes—exactly like her father’s—glitter with interest. You hear her giggle, and you scoff lightly and return your gaze to your book. “She thinks you’re playing a game.” 

“I am doing no such thing.” 

You flip a page. “Put a hand over your face for a few seconds.” He doesn’t respond, but you know he listens. “M’kay, now lift.” There’s silence for a few seconds, then your daughter bursts into a fit of giggles. 

Sukuna rolls his eyes. “I do not understand what is so entertaining about that.” When you look up again, you see that he’s covering his face again, then revealing himself to get the same reaction from the baby.

“It’s called peek-a-boo. It’s a game most babies love to play.” 

The little princess babbles as she lifts her arms up, and Sukuna tilts his head. “I have no idea what you’re talking about.” 

You snicker. “One: You’ll figure out what she’s saying the more you talk with her. Two: She wants you to pick her up.” 

He sighs dramatically, then reaches into the bassinet to pick up the small girl. Though she has her father’s eyes, she has your hair, the shape of your nose, and your ears. She also has your fearlessness, because she smiles directly in the face of the king of curses. Now at his eye level, she reaches her arms towards him excitedly. “What is it now, you brat? I’m already carrying you.” 

He looks over at you in question, and your smile grows. “She wants to touch your face,” you say. 

“Why?” 

“Because she’s a baby, and she’s curious.” 

Sukuna pulls her closer, and once in range, his daughter lays her tiny hands against his marked face. She giggles more, and you can see his eyes soften. “Hmph. You have your mother’s smile.” 

— — — —

The next morning, you walk into the kitchen where you hear Sukuna speaking with someone. When he turns to the side, you see your daughter nestled in the crook of one of his muscular arms, staring up at him as he concluded whatever story he was telling her. 

“...At the end of the battle, only I remained. Victory was mine.” 

The baby babbles excitedly, and Sukuna scoffs. “Ha, you will do no such thing. How do you expect to join me in battle when you aren’t even a year old, brat?” 

Her face scrunches in what looks like annoyance, and she repeats to him what he taught her the night before. “Hmph.” 

You burst into laughter, and Sukuna raises a brow at the little girl in his arms. “Great. Your mother’s smile, and her attitude.”

[shopwitchvamp]

[hansoeii]

⚠️‼️

[crabussy]

IM GOING TO PUNCH A HOLE IN SOMEONES CAR

[jeanmoreaux]

adore how the evil boop is *the* expression of love when booping people like yes ofc i did waste precious seconds to press that stupid button for an annoyingly long time just to send you the most useless yet most specialest, weirdly aggressive boop <3

[eggnogtoast]

the gang goes to therapy.

[mychemicalbrromance]

Guys ive been reading peak

[coffeenonsense]

"astarion is a traumatized abuse victim who deserves kindness" and "astarion is a mean rat bastard man who would rip out your throat for a corn chip if he felt like it" are two statements that can and should coexist

[amalgamezz]

ALT

[koobiie]

based on that one q&a... i'm a sucker for a pokemon crossover

[merkmarkll]

well since im new here I might as well start off by showing off my boyfriend yeah? makes sense right? yeah :] . we are gay, evil, and in love ♥

[emphistic]

Do you guys remember ever having to ask your parents before hanging out with friends, and then they hit you with the "Bring your sister with you" or the "Bring your brother along"? Okay, well, take that, and apply it to Boy Nextdoor!Sukuna and his little brother, Yuuji.

"Grandpa, do we have to take Yuuji with us? C'mon, old man. He's already a brat as is, combined with this one," Sukuna said, looking at you over his shoulder, "will make a living nightmare."

"Yeah, well, if you didn't bring this 'brat' along, you two would probably make another 'brat' yourselves."

And that's why, on every date you and Sukuna have, you two have to make additional room for the little ball of energy called Yuuji.

Rollercoaster picture? Sukuna's frowning while being squished between his screaming girlfriend and crying brother.

Sharing a milkshake? Sukuna's the one third-wheeling whilst you share a rainbow concoction with the kid.

Leaning in for a kiss? Yuuji's squeezing right in between you two, so you both end up kissing his chubby little cheeks instead.

When you and Sukuna get married, and Yuuji's the best man for his brother, boy, oh boy, does he have the wildest stories to tell.

"I remember the time when Sukuna pushed me off of a bridge so he could hold hands with his girlfriend while walking. Hopefully he doesn't do the same whilst they walk down the aisle together. . ."

"When I was six, Sukuna threatened to drop me off the top of a ferris wheel so that he could sit next to his girlfriend. It's safe to say, that even in my twenties, I will never accompany them to another fair again."

"There was a time when all three of us played hide-n-seek, but while I spent two hours searching the whole house, Sukuna and his girlfriend had left to go watch a movie without my notice. I am still traumatized by that experience, and I refuse to be Seeker ever again."

[ironinkpen]

there's something so poetic about kipperlilly copperkettle—who hated one of her classmates for daring to be better than her and having a dead dad, who refused to improve herself and instead chose to be bitter and entitled, who was so obsessed with being Special and Important like she felt she deserved that she willingly worked with a rage god, betrayed her party, and killed her friend—getting killed by fucking. Hold Person. her fancy optimal build IMMEDIATELY folding in the face of riz's cleverness and experience and applied knowledge. she spends years fixated solely on racking up EXP and getting the Best Abilities, and then when she dies, she's killed not in glorious combat but by a clever, practical application of a 2nd level spell that she NEVER would have ever thought of using because she has no creativity or adventurers' spirit, cast by the same classmate she always hated with a watch his dead dad gave him.

[wolfertinger666]

peace and love part 5: finale

(HE/HIM) 🐇💜✌🏾🌈🏳️‍⚧️

[notherpuppet]

Radio drip 🦌📻🩸