#everytime i look at this i feel like im missing a detail

[conflictedemma]

Spoilers for Transformers One Movie below //

I'm okay I swear (I say while having a mental breakdown)

My Ko-fi♡

[c0smoshit]

hi! i have a request (obviosuly you can choose to do it or not, im not forcing you ^^) with a cloud x fem reader story.

y/n and cloud were togheter for a year now, and cloud returns home after a long time (1 month) and he was really clingy because he missed y/n so much but he was kinda shy doing all these things and let this side of him go out that much. (i'll leave to you adding details or something to the story) basically just a cute fluff story with shy kisses,cuddles and things like that :3

bye and thank you! i LITERALLY LOVE your story "Shy Kisses", and i love the way you write! i would be happy if you did this story for me❤️

Far Road ミ★

⋆ ࣪. ℙ𝕒𝕚𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕘 ≫ Cloud Strife/Reader ⋆ ࣪. 𝕎𝕒𝕣𝕟𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕤 ≫ fluff!! ⋆ ࣪. 𝔸/ℕ ≫ last fic of the year and it had to be a Cloud one, hope you enjoy it and thanks for this adorable request!! ⋆ ࣪. 𝕎𝕠𝕣𝕕𝕔𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕥 ≫ 2.233

A knock at your door kept you from washing your dishes.

God how you missed him.

Everytime someone knocked, you would run to the door, only to be dissapointed with a plain looking hair and eyes, not your spiky blonde hair mixed with some astonishing mako infused eyes.

It had been such long, lonely and cold nights without his arms warming you up from under the bed, his body so close to you, you could feel his own heartbeat.

You even tried to replace him with some big chocobo plushie he had gifted you a few months ago.

And although they might look alike, no big, fluffy chick could replace your grumpy one.

"I'm coming"

You announced, the glint of hope on your eyes completely vanished now as you placed your plate down the sink. Drying your hands on a towel, you began walking towards the door.

. . .

"Please don't be out there for too long"

Your words caused a crack inside his chest, when he had finally became comfortable with you, with your home, your smell. He had to help his friends once again.

He hadn't even stepped outside the door on that quiet, dark twilight he already was missing you so much. He couldn't bear the fact that he was going to be without you for such a long time, what if something happened to you?

He wouldn't be able to protect you and he did not want to go over that feeling again.

Your shivering hands held your door as your blanket was still wrapped around you, too cold not to hold it close against your body. He hated seeing you shivering, you should be heading back to the bed with him, you even didn't have to work next day so he could've stayed with you.

You also were supposed to be sleeping, it was definitely too early for your puffy eyes to be staring at his own ones in such a melancholic way. He felt guilty, your poor, tired body had been awaken by him shuffling around the appartment, soon coming to see him depart.

"I'll be back soon, promise"

He whispered into the thin air before wrapping an arm around your waist, holding you close to his chest for the last time before a long while. Getting a whiff of your syrupy shampoo, memorizing it's smell.

But on top of it all, he hated saying goodbye after all the times he hadn't got the proper time to verbalize it.

. . .

Opening it up you didn't even see the face of the person that was standing in front of you at first, your eyes peeking at your kitchen for a brief moment to see if you has closed the sink. But when you took a glance at the very man that was standing in front of you, you almost fell down.

Eyes wide as you recognized his almost hollow scent, you quickly searched his eyes, hoping that they had been exposed to a, now familiar, substance.

"Hey"

Oh god.

It was really him.

His eyes quickly closed tight as your arms suddenly enveloped his neck like a scarf, a homemade one. You smelled good, really good. He had been craving that sweet aroma of yours, how it would linger on his pillows for a while after you had gotten off the bed.

And your soft skin finally embracing his own one, tender as he had imagined so many nights out there without you. Your nose hitting his shirt in such a perfect way as you pressed closer into his chest, your short breaths and your tight squeezes against him.

He finally was home.

He got so deep into his thoughts he didn't notice you dragging him into your home, back to the place you had both shared everything. Your socks dragging along his boots as you happily guided him to the living room, not once spliting appart.

"Can't believe you're finally back"

He huffed, rubbing your right arm soothingly as you both sat on the sofa, getting lost in the softness of the couch, you really had done a great job in choosing the pillows.

. . .

"Hey"

He said with half a chuckle as your hands worked on his belt, eager to get inside the bathtub you had made with so much love for both of you.

He first sat down, letting you do the same as you rested in front of him, a relieved sigh coming from your mouth as you leant your head back slightly, careful not to soak your hair up with the blueberry foam.

Both of you getting lost in the feeling of the lukewarm water, a bit too cold for your liking but you knew he liked it just this way. When he opened his eyes briefly he saw you already smiling like a dork at him, almost seeing hearts in your eyes.

"You really did miss me huh?"

You chuckled, of course you had, buying groceries without him by your side and his nonexisent advices over which fruit would taste better or the clothes that would fit you the best.

His afternoon dates of offering you rides around Midgar, the warm afternoon breeze vanishing through your hair as you stared at the dying sun, mind in blank and finally at peace. Listening to the loud roar of the engine, you would always place your hands underneath his jacket, trying to keep them warm as your cheek pressed against his back.

Your homemade meals, god he missed them, nothing could even come closer to the taste of your food, your own personal chocolate smiling faces on your desserts whenever you had the chance.

"Mmmhm"

You nodded in agreement before getting outside the tub, at first he would've asked you where were you going but the feeling of your hands on his wet hair and the smell of his shampoo quickly shut him up.

"Missed you so so much"

You said in a soft tone, rubbing the liquid on his scalp, slowly massaging it around his golden strands, careful not to make knots.

He was in heaven right now.

He desired to wash himself up on his bath once again, the strong scent of his few soaps and some deserved intimacy. But your hands working on his hair was definitely something else.

"Feels good?"

A nod slowly answered your question, smiling as you admired his state: tightly closed eyes, limbs falling over the bath and the sluggish pace of his chest.

You continued rubbing his scalp, your movements soon growing more and more tender and sweet. You had missed him so much you wanted to express your feelings through your touch, your honeyed words and maybe a tasty meal.

When you had finished cleaning up his hair, you motioned him to wash the soap off with some water, giggling as you saw him sliding down the tub, shaking a bit his head under the water. You finally got up, knees feeling slightly numb as you stretched yourself, slowly getting inside the tub again with him.

But this time you had layed on top of him, his eyes shooting wide as he took in the feeling of your body, too blissed out to even notice you getting back up. But he soon wrapped his arms around you, holding you close to his chest as he spread his legs, letting you rest in between them.

There wasn't anything sexual about this, the feeling of your wet skin touching his underneath the water didn't make him feel aroused.

It made him feel loved, warm.

The way your cheek would brush into his before your head lowered down below his chin, your red face thanks to the closiness and the temperature of the room. It was all too much for him to handle so he opted to just admire you as you closed your eyes with a sigh on top of him.

He had his arms wrapped around your waist, sitting upright before his limbs decided to copy your own, relaxing and softening under your body.

Oh how he wishes to do this every day, to hold you until his last breath.

The feeling of your skin wouldn't go away even if the tried to file it down his own skin.

He kissed your forehead, and after you were both satisfied and soaked up enough until your fingers were all wrinkled up. You kissed him on the lips slowly, smiling like a dork and laughing lowly, your breath hitting his mouth as you whispered.

"I love you"

"I'm here with you now"

His deep voice made you giggle like a little girl, you loved his low tone, the first thing you would hear in the mornings and the last thing you would hear before falling asleep. For things like that you loved his quiet self, after a long while of not talking, his voice would naturally lower some tones.

. . .

Wrapped with a towel you looked at him, his hair all ruffled and soaked up just as his body. His towel hung lowly on his hips and you couldn't help but admire your boyfriend's chiseled physique.

How did you get so lucky??

Your mind always gets back to that question, he wasn't only caring, honest and cute but he was ripped off too?!?

And his absolutely angelic face, his gorgerous eyes and his small and cute nose were too much for you to handle. Since the day you had first seen him, you had always thought that his absolutely adorable features didn't match his body. He was just too cute to be that buff!

"Seen enough already?"

He asked with a hidden smirk, he also loved the way you drooled over him, teasing you just to see your blushy cheeks as you had been caught. But he couln't really laugh that loud because, hell, you looked absolutely astonishing too.

"Nah, not yet"

You teased back, walking until you met him as you wrapped your arms around his back, pecking his shoulder as you heard his breath hitching, earning a sly smirk from you.

But as much as you wanted to tease him further, the roles were quickly exchanged as he picked you up suddenly, throwing you over his shoulder as he started to walk off the steamy bathroom. He often did this, picking you up or manhandling you around, trying to avoid your teasing kisses or touches. And you should be already accustomed to it, but you couldn't help the yelp escaping from your lips.

He was the one smirking now.

Playfully kicking his back you told him to put you down, laughing as you felt his shoulder poking your stomach through your towel, your hair fell down and your face was starting to heat up again thanks to your blood travelling downwards.

But soon your giggles were cut off as you landed on the bed, jumping off slightly as you stared at him with fake disbelief.

"Did you loose your maners on that trip?"

You said as you stared at him, resting on your elbows, his back was facing you as he searched some clothes on your closet. His back moved swiftly as his muscles flexed under his skin, huffing out he answered.

"Maybe"

You laid your head on the bed, closing your eyes as you breathed out, taking all the space with your extremities. The bed felt extra-soft today and the lavender scent you always sprayed on on top of the mattress seemed to have became stronger.

"But maybe you shouldn't tease me like that"

You almost didn't pick up his words but your pride was much more bigger than just accepting them, so you sat upright, looking at the oversized shirt he was holding on his arms.

"Oh, you love it"

You said in a ludic tone, quickly taking away the piece of clothing as you smiled mischeviously.

"Hey, that was my shirt"

You dropped your towel before putting on the shirt, smelling it like crazy before your head poked out of it. He naturally retrieved his eyes from your back, as if he didn't see you naked just a few minutes ago.

"Well, it smelt too good for you to wear it"

He huffed out, reaching out to grab another shirt before placing it over himself finally and he actually noticed it smelling a bit too much like him. Did you spray his perfume over it?

Well, he couldn't blame you, he was the first one to take a long breath of your hair the moment you hugged him. Press his face on your pillow as he woke up, hell he did even smell your shirts once in a while.

"mmmhmm"

You mumbled, sighing out for a long while as you finally nuzzled into his neck once again. You had really, really missed his arms around you, well, his everything around you. From his soft skin to his steady heartbeat, soothing you slowly into nirvana.

"I love you"

You lifted your head just so you could kiss him once again, lips you couldn't understand how they were perfectly hydrated always. And it wasn't an exception tonight, moving slowly against yours as his hot breath hit your cheeks.

But you felt yourself slowly falling asleep on him, so he took your face off him, pecking your cheek before his right hand guided you back to his neck. His hand then lifted the mattress, carefully covering both of your entwined bodies.

[imwetforyourmom]

I wanna be yours

summary: matt has undying love for y/n and needs to tell her.

warnings: confessing, fluff, kissing

for the @annamcdonalds67 competition 

a/n: idk how I feel abt this one

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matt stared at y/n from across the room. his eyes trailing down her body, taking in every detail that was available to his eyes and imagining what she could do to him with them.

her arms, wrap around his neck while they kissed passionately. the feeling of her smooth and soft skin against the sensitive skin of his neck bound to send shivers down his spine.

her hands, run her fingers through his hair. her fingertips and long nails scraping gently against his scalp, relaxing his body and taking any amount of weight off his shoulders. her other hand so perfectly intertwining with his, almost as if they were made for one another.

her lips, softly press against his skin. the press of her pink lips on his skin igniting a fire in his stomach. with each kiss of her lips sending a litten match to the ongrowing fire of desire. their lips moulding together, as if he was a puzzle piece, missing one single piece. the last one to be such a beautiful artwork. and she was that last piece he needed. he needed her.

her voice, lulls him to sleep. the soothing sounds of her speaking distracting him from any amount of stress with ease. as easy as his heart beats (for her). the voice he could never get tired of, the same soft spoken tone she always speaks in. he could recognize it anywhere, even in the loudest room of all loud rooms.

her eyes, scanning over his body taking in his bodys features, the curve inwards of his waist, his broad shoulders. the features that make him, him. she could memorize these features, memorize whats hers, if she wanted.

he couldnt take it anymore, the overbearing need for her. the pit in his stomach deepening everytime he looked at her, knowing he couldnt be hers. all he wanted was to be hers.

before he could process what was going on, matts feet moved and brought him to y/n, standing behind her and leaning down to her level to mumble “come with me.”

he began walking away, in the direction of a bathroom. leaving y/n there to decide if she wanted to or not, in which, she followed after him aswell.

he opened the bathroom door and held it open for her, letting her walk in first.

he shut the door behind them and immediatley let his eyes scan over her. his eyes staying on hers the longest, finding her confused face amusing.

he licked his lips and took in a sharp breath, thinking about what his next words were going to be.

I want to hold and kiss you, I want you to be mine. he thought, but decided against it, as it sounded weird or strange.. he didnt want to scare y/n off.

can I be yours? if he were to say that, y/n would most likely need more context. just saying that out of the blue would confuse anyone.

y/n furrowed her eyebrows and leant onto one of her legs, waiting patiently for matt to tell him why he brought her into here.

he let his eyes scan over her features one last time, before blurting out a sentence he didnt even overthink.

“I wanna be yours, y/n.” he muttered, his eyes staring into hers deeply.

“wanna be yours” he mumbled, repeating to himself as to reassure he was actually speaking and not thinking it.

y/ns jaw fell slack, staring in disbelief as she took in his words, registering them she cupped his cheeks and pulled him in, attaching their lips together and mumbling “yours. im yours”

682 words.

tags

@luverboychris @chrissturniolosfavoritesexdoll @meg-sturniolo @junnniiieee07 @genshin-addict @mels22lunchbox @ssilentzom @haunted-headset @dollyspsychoxo @sturnib-tch @b2cute @livvy4realll @graysturns @wh0resstuff

[esquen]

it’s always you : j.b

W.C ; 1.3k (i went overboard..)

summary ; jude is tired of you talking about your flings.

“hi!” you chirped, standing infront of your bestfriend who had his phone in his hand and his water bottle in the other. he looked up startled, but smiled when he saw you. “hey.” he greeted you and stood up.

the height difference between you two made his breath hitch, that similar feeling of you stretching your arms around his middle and pulling your body closer to his causing his face to heat up. he hugged you back nonchalantly, acting as if he was burning up inside.

“how are you?” you asked and pulled back, eyes peering up at him. he smiled at you, watching as you rested you chin on his chest. “im fine angel, thanks for asking.”

even his own nickname for you cause his throat to close and his mouth to burn. he studied your face for a second, the creases near your eyes, your lips when you smiled, the light huffs you took after a long walk. he took in the smell of your watermelon gum and smiled.

“what about you?” he asked, removing his hands from your body. he was longing for more, to move his hands down to the empty space on your waist, then to your thighs —

“i’m okay.” you disrupted his line of thought. “i’ve been talking to someone new. his name is aiden!” you whispered excitedly. jude felt his jaw clench and his stomach tense at the words you let out of your mouth. he was in utter shock, but he couldn’t show it. you were his childhood bestfriend. nothing more, nothing less. that’s how it would always be, unless he changed something up.

“really?” he asked, sitting down right after you. he put on that act. that same act he put on everytime you mentioned a new boy. “mhm! i was at his house yesterday— it was kind of a disappointment, though. he didn’t make me cum. i had to fake two orgasms.” you frowned. you were always comfortable sharing this type of information to eachother, lord knows you’ve heard worse.

jude snorted before you groaned out loud, “shut up!” you laughed with him. “the most embarrassing thing about a guy is not being able to make a girl cum.” jude added, watching as you stopped laughing but kept the same smile on your face. he watched as you removed your jacket, setting it over your thighs. watching you fix your hair, and lean foward.

he admired every single thing about you. the way you licked your lips as you talked to the waiter, how you rested your chin in your hands and listened to every single word he let out of his mouth. no one payed attention to him like you did, and no one payed attention to you like he did.

after lunch, both of you walked out of the restaurant and onto the sidewalk. you continued to talk until you reached his car, him unlocking it and you getting in immediately. “ugh, it’s freezing outside!” you complained, jude immediately turning on the heater. “ready to go?” he asked, as you pulled out your phone.

“mhm, drop me off at aiden’s house please, i’ll send the address.” jude’s jaw clenched again at your request, starting to pull out of his parking spot. “let me tell you more about aiden!” you turned to him, putting your phone in the cup holders.

“so i met him at target—“ with every detail he learned about him, jude pressed on the gas a little harder and gripped the steering wheel. his knuckles turned a little brighter as he turned corners, slowly calming down as you eased into a different topic.

jude missed the way he was supposed to go to get to aiden’s house, instead making his way to his house. you knew the way all too familiarly. you know the turn he would make off the driveway when you were drunk, or when you got sick at uni, or when he was bringing you over for a sleepover.

and every time, you stayed. you didn't go home, you sat in his guest bedroom, contemplating getting up and snuggling into his body in his bed. you knew you couldn’t, his ex girlfriend occupying that space most of the time. you knew these thoughts weren’t normal, and you knew you needed to get rid of them as soon as possible. jude would never be yours, especially if he was a national football star.

“jude, you missed the way—“ “i know.” he shut you up, making that final turn off the highway. your chest started pumping as your eyes flicked to your phone, watching the text messages from aiden light your screen up. you started feeling sick, like that same time he was bringing you to his house after you caught the stomach bug.

every single inconvenience, he brought you to his house and sat on his couch with you in his arms, watching you eat the leftover dinner his mom left him. he knew you’d cook him something when you left, like you always did.

your breath hitched as he stopped the car infront of his house, opening his door and climbing out. you grabbed your phone and pushed your door open, getting out as well. "jude, what is your problem?!" you asked as he walked up to his house, unlocking the door. "get inside." he ordered, looking back at you before digging in his mailbox to check for anything new.

you stomped angrily past him and inside the house, throwing your jacket off to the side and waited as he came inside. he dropped his keys on the table by the door, along with a few cards. "do you want to know my problem, y/n?" he asked, as you crossed your arms around your chest.

"yeah, i'd really like to know." you mumbled. he took a few steps foward until he was towering over you, the same way he was at the restaurant. “my problem is you. you’re my problem.” your breath hitched in your throat at what came out of his mouth. “you’re all i think about. you’re all i think about all day everyday.”

“you should be with me. you shouldn’t be wasting your time with that twat, can’t even make you cum.” he whispered against your neck, your hands coming behind his head to keep him close. “i can do everything better than him. i can touch you better than him,” he whispered, moving his hands up and down your sides.

"i can comfort you better than him," he whispered into your neck, pulling back for a second. “i can kiss you better than him," he mumbled and brought your face to his, leaving a delicate kiss on your lips.

"i can fuck you better than him." there it was, the sentence that made your legs feel like jelly and goosebumps to rise on your soft skin. you moaned when the words fell from his lips, staring as he pressed his forehead against yours.

“promise me you’ll leave him. promise and i’ll give you everything and more right here right now.” your bestfriend spoke as he pulled away, almost as if he was pleading. you nodded against his skin anxiously, as if he’d disappear if you said no.

"'m gonna leave him." you whimpered as he kisses you again, a tiny bit more passion included. you wined at the feeling of his arms moving to frame your face, keeping him stuck to you.

[harerious]

“Flower waiting to be plucked Each petal a promise torn

Shorn one by one and cast to the winds, I gave unto them my all...all...

No...No more!”

hello! im here with my monster!au and im going to make everyone look at it. (more details under read more)

monster!au where vash breaks at the end of ep 11, the pain of having his memories erased, the words and actions of knives his brother, the violation of his very being causes him to loose control of his GATE, and in a bid to save the last of his memories, to stop the pain- he lets his GATE take over his body. 

And now, lost in a haze of pain, he flees from july to wander gunsmoke with barely any memory of who or what he is.

some notes for this au!

-is traveling from plant to plant healing them and giving them energy with his own lifeforce (grows smaller and smaller everytime he does this)

- has barely any memory of who he is and his friends (recognise that knives is familiar but the feeling will be quickly be replace with fear and panic when he sees him)

- form is like liquid/shadow and he can change his shape anytime, can see out of his glowly spots and will use tendrils/shadows to interact with things or to look at them (like prides shadow from fma)

-mouth opens up like a petal into the shape of Petunia usually as a treat display (blue petunia means trust and peace for the irony)

form is a worm because i hc that he has prosthetic legs too meaning he has 3 missing limbs and it makes sense (but vash would just say hes alrdy missing 3 limbs might as well crawl)

[bxttxrflybxddie]

LETS FINALLY TALK ABOUT MY FAV POOR LITTLE MEOW MEOW ((aka, me simping for mime bomb for an entire episode)) ((beware))

so starting off, i really enjoy that we see things of carmens past get to her. i love love love it when our heros arent always perfect robots and do go through emotions; including past traumas that get to them

to this day shadowsan shouldve called foul idc idc lol

black sheep doesnt get it the first time, thats fine! she knows that shadowsan is a very skilled thief. but the more she misses the more agitated she becomes until it seems like shes stealing for her life. this is a lovely detail!!

also crackle watching her w a big smile on her face bc ugh shes so cool, theres no way shes gonna fail! right?

she falls and D: but tigress is being a meanie as usual

player knowing whats wrong bc hes a great bestie

ALSO GET THIS CHILD SOME NATURAL SUNLIGHT PLEASE.

i've never personally been to san francisco so learning about the fog was a nice touch! i havent seen any movies or shows go over the fog either!

her charity fit is so slay oh my god

what an expensive stamp

i wish we couldve seen players stamp collection el oh el

devineaux yet again being a Guy, i love him lol what a Dude

SHE FR THREW A RED BOTTOM HEEL AT HIM. MA'AM I WOULDVE TAKEN IT.

julia being smart againUGH shes my WIFE.

MIME BOMB!!! THE MAN OF THE HOUR !!!!!!!!!!

THE WALKING BACKWARDS !!!! HES SO CUTE I JUST WANNA KSJDFKSUBDHSKJLF

julia being correct again.

wh. whwere is mime bomb calling the faculty from????

I think shadowsan continues to send Tigress bc he knows shes gonna fail. to this say i wish they wouldve touched on this.

i also enjoy the detail that dr bellum watches cat videos lol shes a cutie

MIME BOMB SITTING ON NOTHING??????? WALL SITTING ON AIR. THE CORE STRENGTH???????? (sidenote very attractive imo bc im crushing on him)

Brunt: "he aint what youd call the strong silent type." HES WALL SITTING ON AIR. WITHOUT A DROP OF SWEAT, NO MOVEMENT, JUST CHILL. HOW. BRUNT HOW ARE U MISSING UR CLEAREST STRONGEST STUDENT.

i think tigress' day outfit is cute. shes a fashionista.

AND THEN HES READING AN INVISIBLE NEWSPAPER, STILL SITTING ON NOTHING.

Mime Bomb is visual comedic gold. One of the many things I enjoy abt his character and how he steals the show everytime hes on screen. give him more screentime. revive the show for him, pls,.

tigress is a grown woman bringing up old shit. cmon girl.

i also enjoy the differences between how carmen and tigress open the lucky cats. I LOVE CHARACTERS.

ug hes my husband i gotta say more abt him. mime bomb is so smart, hes such a genius lil mime whos a code breaker and a quick thinker. i wish we couldve seen him be more intellectual than the rest of his peers more often. dumping the big obvious cat to not only distract carmen but to get away w the stamp? genius, he deserves a kiss. mwah.

HIS LIL STRUT!!!

"Another street clown, so what?" HES A MIME!!!! U SILLY GOOF!!!!!!

HIS DOUBE LOOK BACK STARE IM. i need him to be real. i need to omg.

miming running away to be tackled pt.2, cmon babe this is a pattern now.

THEY JUST. KIDNAPPED HIM. BAG OVER HIS FACE AND ALL.

'~' (((hes very cute)))

they handcuffed a non-verbal fella. i feel like this is more messed up then i think.

julia being pro-mime. we stan.

now rewatching this, chase straight up SLAMMED our sweet mime into a CONCRETE WALL. i need to fight a frenchman for that very reason.

yet again to mime bomb being smart, PLANTING THE STAMP ON THE SAME PEOPLE TRYING TO FIND IT AND ALSO CARMEN SANDIEGO WHO IS ALSO TRYING TO FIND THE STAMP. OH MY GOD.

his expressions r very cute. mmmmwah

slay tigress being smart!! shes not dumb she just makes some brash decisions!!!!!!!!!!! characters!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"what about 'Where did you hide it'? >:( ma'am yall are in PUBLIC. CARMEN DOES THE SAME THING.

for 2 people trying to follow a mime these acme agents are doing a bad job at figuring out what he's doing.

*how episode wouldve ended if they looked a little deeper*

julia: "Inspector, could you check your left, inside pocket?"

chase: "ugh, if it pleases yWHAT-"

and then they wouldve also seen him act this out Very Publicly to a woman that is Not Carmen Sandiego which would help them for future investigations at least

LOOK AT THE DUDE YOURE FOLLOWING PLS

mime bomb didnt even keep the 26 cents tigress gave him lol

((tw: talk about the taking care of witnesses rule)) if tigress can rip up an entire article of clothing without chase even feeling a tug, then i hate to imagine how swift she takes care of witnesses tbh

SHE JUST LIFTED AN ENTIRE MAN OUT OF A CAR WINDOW, N NOT THE ONE CLOSEST TO HIM.

((tw: mention of rule again)) also this victim was a witness. he saw her face. is she gonna come back to him orrr???

chase being a dummy dumb pt. 28374

WHY DID HE JUST LEAVE JULIA THERE????? WHAT AN ASS LMAO

okay but like. so the cleaners werent planned to pick her up given shadowsans reaction. h. how was she going to deliver the stamp?? teleporting????

this kids also is why u dont text and drive

SHE TOOK IT OUT OF HER POCKET TO SHOW THE CLEANERS THAT DEF CANT SEE IT FROM UP THERE. WHAT IF IT WAS WINDY??? CMOOOOIIOOONWKJEFSKHFKJDGSKHFJ

sidenote tigress took a precious stamp out of a little baggy in one fist close without damage to the stamp, well done!

whyyyy does tigresssss put the stamppppp in her hightop boooot ((that could not only fly out easy)) in front of the woman who has been known to be an improving thief and has crashed one of her missions before. she didnt get a dollar bill once. shes mad at that. TIGRESS, IF 2+2=4!!!

mmmm side profiles

i wanna be like "oh tigress why didnt you fight her" but at that point i wouldve gave up too

also the cleaners saw this all happen lmao

also slay devinaux being in actual danger, puts actualy fear and tension into the characters future!

tldr: WOOHOO MIME BOMB!!!!! and chase + tigress are silly geese

© BXTTXRFLYBXDDIE

[kyowuin]

for the ask game ... them all !! ^_^ tell me ur answers for all of tuem

FUCKING YIPPIE

gonna answer this more like smt general since i couldn't pick one kin for this

cw: i focus on my fictionkins since is a fictionkin ask game LOL

content under cut since this is LOONG.

⏳ - How long have you known about this kin?

my most old kin is mark heatcliff, basically from the beginning of 2022, it's been two years with this kin, wowz

my most recent kin is dave strider ! homestuck swag

❔ - How did you figure out you kinned this character?

smt more general for this one, i normally try to draw myself as the character, call myself the character, triying to interact more on the media if i really id with them, meditate sometimes

and other times is just like, i get a gut feeling about this character, and when i accept im that character, i finally can understand many things

❤️ - What's your favorite memory from this kin?

my fav memorie between all my kins is genuinely this memorie where i'm having a chocolate cup with cesar, talking about school, and having a cozy day on the couch while it was raining out... it makes me so happy

💔 - What's your least favorite memory from this kin?

my lest favourite memorie between all my kins is, well... that scene with sal on wadanohara on watgbs, yeah

🤝 - What's your relationship with this kintype (ie spiritual, psychological, etc)?

MIXED, but, it's in a big part psychological

✔️ - What details about this kin, if any, line up really close with canon?

my most canon close kin if wadanohara! i remember many stuff that happened to her, also happened to me in my kin experience!

✖️ - What details about this kin, if any, are really different from canon?

my most canon divergent kin is stanley from the stanley parable, is mostly a weird combo of getting out of the parable and the time on the parable the narrator had more freedom

✨ - What did you look like?

UHM, hard to answer as a general thing, so i will choose sunny from omori!

i had bangers, short and not cared hair, yellow teeth, i had a mole on my cheek and also eyebags!

👕 - What sort of clothing do you associate with this kin?

another one hard to answer in general

STANLEY I CHOOSE U

i associate ties and those working pants that any average officer has, i also have a grey pair of jeans for him

🎶 - What music / songs do you associate with your kin?

UHAKDNSMDNSNND. i will do a playlist in the future, but i associate we grew up so well with most of them

🖼️ - What sort of aesthetics do you associate with your kin?

sunny : oddcore

wadanohara : cleancore

stanley : liminality

dave strider : some weird red violent shit

mark heatcliff : comfy aesthetic ( and also weirdcore )

🎂 - Are there any foods / flavors you associate with this kin?

DAVE I CHOOSE U

pizza, that's it that's the answer

🫂 - Who were you closest with in your canon?

sunny : kel

mark heatcliff : cesar and sarah

wadanohara : idate and dolphi

dave strider : dirk, john, jake & jade

stanley : the narrator (obvs)

💥 - What skills or abilities did this kin have, if any, that you can't do now but wish you could? (ie superpowers, languages you don't speak, skills you don't currently have, etc)

sunny (me) were really good at baseball and i'm shitty in it actually, dave (me) were SO at handling weapons, and i'm so BAD at it, lil mention of omari!kel kin, were really good at sports, and i'm generally so bad that i ashame myself everytime i play any

🐦 - Is there anything you miss about this kin's body that you don't currently have? (ie basic appearance traits, tails, wings, etc)

i miss the straight hair of sunny, i mostly miss the hairs of everyone LOL, but i also miss the height of mark heatcliff (i was. so tall, like a lot)

🌌 - Do you ever experience astral limb sensations with this kin? (IE feeling your wings, tail, something your kintype has that your current body does not)

i sometimes feel the braces of heatcliff and other times feel the patch of sunnys missing eye

🔮 - Have you ever predicted something about your source material before it happened based on kin feelings? (For example, having a kin memory that lines up with something that happens in your source before you ever knew about it)

sadly not :(

👥 - Do you have any canonmates for this kin, and/or are you interested in finding canonmates?

i wish i had ones... but i'm too awkard to actually make a call somewhere

[webslingingslasher]

j - it's me 💨!! i have some slight updates for you!! i have to fill you in but im crushy and giggly so this might not streamline well.

do you remember the boy i have a crush on that we were thinking liked me back?

i had my big scary exam. it was in an exam hall of 700 people. and GUESS WHAT. out of all 700 people, WE WERE SAT RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OTHER. like what are the chances. j i swear that was the man upstairs (amen) looking out for me, because everytime i got nervous during the exam, i'd just look at him and feel calm.

like what the hell.

our seats were assigned. i met up with him very briefly before the exam, literally just by the closest station and we walked to the exam hall together because i get lost easily and hes a weird walking satnav who thinks he's so mature bc he never gets lost. like ever. anyways! we were talking a bit, basically just bullying each other bc we have pre-school rizz where we flirt by bullying each other, except he's kinda stopped flirting with me which is sad. well i guess it's a good thing because he's yet to break up with the gf but he isn't hiding that he likes me. you needed to bring ID to the exam and I brought my passport instead of my licence. he said "you don't drive?" and then corrected himself before i could and he was like "well when you live in *town name* you don't have to drive ig" (bc i live in a part of ldn where nooooo one drives/ubers bc it takes 3x longer than getting the tube). but like???? he remembered where i lived and i don't even remember TELLING him. it was a quickkkkk tiny side comment in one of the convos we had weeks ago and i didnt even think he heard me. i was tipsy on our post-class drinks and murmuring and it didnt seem like anyone was listening but he was!!!

j i want him so much :( when is he gna break up with her. idk if u remember the details but he would carry an inhaler for me bc he knows i have asthma and ties my laces for me etc so i think he genuinely does like me and isn't just sleazy & looking for some random girl.

but even if he does break up w her for me, it's still kinda a red flag bc if he does it to her, he could do it to me. even tho he might genuinely like me? idk. he's stopped flirting but still asked me loads of questions and clearly cares so idk. i just blabbled a lot sorry omg <3<3<3 love to u my fav tumblr friend ever

also his hands are so cute and he wears glasses and he's kinda nerdy but somehow his girl is a bad bitch. idk how he pulled her except i do bc hes so pretty :') anyways.

his hands are soooo pretty j like his fingers are so long and his nails are soooooo clean. i like clean nails. v pretty. i think you'd approve. i sound demented. i think im falling in love. ok bye

💨 xx

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no stop!!!!! i was thinking about this the other day and i was like 'where is she!!!' love the update, hate that he still has a gf. you need to be like 'have you heard this song by ariana grande? no? it's called break up with your girlfriend, i'm bored. it's so good, it's been stuck in my head for weeks.' ((obv im kidding)) but i mean... it's time we pull a miss ariana and steal the man!!!

he likes you and you like him. just be like 'why haven't you broken up w ur gf yet???' 😁😁😁😁

'hey, hey, you, you, i don't like your girlfriend! no way, no way, think you need a new one!' i could do this all day baby.

[foxymoxynoona]

Ive decided to skip ahead and read book 3 with no context lol so i may be missing lots of details but i know i wont go through with reading the whole thing if i dont skip. Read chapter 4. The fact Jungkook thinks hes “won” is disgusting to me, its not about winning or loosing. I understand his pov but this is just messed up. I think he should getting therapy too honestly he became a star at such a young age thats got to mess u up a bit. Sasha sounds so defeated in her voice mail, I hope she sticks up for herself more bc this group at the tattoo shop seem like trouble. He wants to “fit in and seem cool” bc he doesnt like his bb image which is ok, but he doesnt want to change artists bc he doesnt want ppl to control his life. Im sorry, i would understand this in any logical situation, but this is just outright stupid. You want sasha to support u getting tattoos well she is now! But everytime she looks at them she’ll be reminded of the time they spent apart and the girl he fucked how she supposed to be supportive of that. Also, whats the point of going to ur friends if u don’t take their advice. Oh right, you don’t want their advice, you just want them to be on ur side bc u want to “win”. And not sticking up for your gf, Stop no excuse. He gave her a sexual disease ofc he did smh 🤦‍♀️ Shes just asking u to change artists why are her feelings not valid and naoks (whatever her name is) is. So you kept a promise to support the girl u fucked, but don’t think abt ur gf’s feelings. He said he was thinking of telling her after if his “plan” had gone right, yet she prolly would’ve been upset then too so why are u surprised she yelled in the car. And naiko or whatevers comments were so fucking out of line she def took a photo and is prolly gonna blackmail jk and then hes gonna realize shes not the “cool girl” he thought she was but by then it’ll be too late. Sasha deserves so much better than this man go find a man who doesnt think of arguments as games. Is it wrong that i want jk to face some karma… I was shaking while reading this chapter bc smth similar like this has happend to me b4 so maybe its my emotions talking. Anyways luv u bye~

NO context!!!! 🤣🤣 I can't imagine what that's like, there's sooo much history in the first two books. This feels like a social experiment now hahaha.

I'm so sorry something similar happened to you though! I think scenes like this get very personal feeling when there's overlap with any real lived experiences.

I see the "I won!" thought Jungkook had coming up a LOT with readers, which is in particular very amusing to me. Yeah, no one should be approaching arguments with a partner as win/lose... but really none of y'all ever had that little thought when your partner finally sees your way or agrees to defer to you and you think "fuck yeah, I won" ??? 😂 You are all better people than me. I wouldn't say it but... 🤣

[temikoangie]

can you talk more about danganronpa 3 chapter 3… i’m very curious about your analysis on it and like, a slightly more detailed explanation of it bc i am deeply fascinated. only if it doesn’t bother you, of course

ohh anon u have No Idea what uve awakened in me .  Quick Side Note , i truthfully didnt know where 2 begin explaining ch3 So If it looks scattered i Apologize i am Trying. i have ay dee aych dee . also obv drv3 spoilers Ahead.

when it comes 2 ch3 thje Big Big Reason why i like it so much bc Come On im the tenmikoangie guy !!! thats their Focus Chapter !!!  but its also bc its just. different? from the other ch3 in other games ? while the past ch3s dont really have that much of a bond with eachother (as in the focus characters), in drv3 the focus characters are /deeply/ intertwined with eachother, including the killer to a degree. so much so, to the point that the ONE character who lived through losing Two of their Closest Friends, Grieved loudly on trial grounds, was able to start changing themselves so their deaths would not be in vain. Obviously it took more effort and trial and error on himiko’s part but hey, she’s trying!

also i feel like this is the chapter most people gloss over the most…? especially when talking about tenko’s and angie’s characters? this is where their personalities hit their peak!! most people tend to ignore the fact that tenko is a deeply caring and Very Emotionally tuned person  in favor of the more creepy narrative, and angie being someome who ALSO cares but because her decisions are more logic based, shows it in Extremely Weird ways. to the point where the people outside assumes she is manipulating people into her bidding ( while there IS the whole.. God thing, i say this because through her logical deductions, she realized that attempts of escape, accepting monokuma’s motives, flashback lights and nighttime stuff are probably factors in what will make somebody go for murders. she’s insanely smart and makes a very good foil to tenko, who may be Dumb sometimes but he is a good empath!!) 

their interactions r also pretty funny thru the whole chapter. why are they talking after one another is beyond me but i remember just whimpering and crying everytime they all talk . something is wrong with me !! 

ok aside from that tho bc of this chapter i genuinely do think that tenko, angie and himiko all do care for eachother  . tenko would not have gone out of his way to at least try to convince angie not to use the necronomicon !! angie couldve used the mole reveal to banish tenko from the council but she didnt !! and honestly we already know himiko's deal ( got closer to tenko during ch2 + was already closer to angie since liek . the beginning of ch2 ) . the point im trying to make is that they all had their reasons to just completely abandon ship and let the others to their own devices but they did NOT because to them their company or wellbeing is much more important! (actually angie not banishing tenko is probably bc her group is Moreso based on peace rathe thn fear BUT STILL !! she very much cares she just shows it weird . also she's lonely and tenko (aside from shuichi's fte) is like. the only other person who actively goes against her standing as a ''prophet''... Something She Herself  liked so. make that as you will) 

as for korekiyos . . . actually someone explained it much better thn i ever could but theyre liek . parallels to himiko . more specifically just as angie's and tenko's core traits really start to shine in her .. only albeit it turned into their downfall as they flounder harder and harder into the trial . everyone is a parallel of eachotherrr in their own waaayy . ............................. Sighs ? i wish more ppl went into depth into drv3 ch3 more i feel like there's a lot of missing stuff in there tht even I feel like i dont have much info on . ( this culd be bc i hadnt replayed drv3 in a while but . Not Right Now )

IDK i think thts most of what i wanted to talk about theres Definitely some bits and stuff i wanted to talk about but to add them here would 1) make it longer and 2) make it even Less comphrensible bc the way i write is so scattered and made even worse with me having to pause every now and then to try to recall details. sooo if there's anything specific u want me to talk about Please do Ask LOOL

[weekendswithnewtmas]

I need to vent for a sec.

So im involved in an online community of gamers and streamers. I was in a heavily toxic relationship for a little over two years, but i broke it off about a year and a half ago. Unfortunately during that time my ex got involved with these people as well and they're all wonderful, but they've become friends with him and i still have to see him around all the fucking time and it just pisses me off. I don't miss that man at all, it just makes me angry that he did what he did to me, got away with it and they don't know and still hang out with him all the time, sometimes even more than me.

When i tell you this man is fake as fuck, i mean it. He has everyone fooled. He had me fooled for over two years.

He's immature as fuck, would throw temper tantrums when things didn't go his way. If he got upset if any way, even if it wasn't my doing. Like if he was gaming and lost, he would literally not talk to me and ignore me or just completely talk down to me and tell me it was my fault. Even when i had done NOTHING to do with it.

He would gaslight the fuck out of me. Make fun of or mock my choices of music i liked or shows and movies i was into.

Communication was lackluster as fuck, if i didn't text or communicate with him we literally wouldn't talk the whole day. He was also very secretive with his life, and after two years that shouldn't be the case. Im not saying i have to know everything, but barely knowing anything after being with someone for two years is not right.

We were long distance, he never came to visit me once, yet i made the trips to visit him multiple times. Everytime i went out there i had to get a rental car. I also was mysteriously never allowed to stay over at his place when i was there, he always had some excuse as to why i couldn't. I had to either get a hotel or an airbnb which he never offered to help me pay for anything. Not fucking once.

Him and one of our mutual friends who was a girl, i came to find out from her, they would send inappropriate and sexual memes to eachother. She told me this, he never said a word. That was a huge red flag for me, sending stuff like that to someone who isn't your girlfriend? I don't think so. Also they dated immediately after i dumped him, so big surprise there lmao.

The final straw i had was when i didn't hear from him for three days. I had been losing feelings for a while, but was trying to keep this relationship because i cared about him, or so i thought. Looking back i think i was just lonely and didnt want to lose someone who i thought cared about me. So after not hearing from him for over three days, after me sending him several text messages over the days, i ended it. I sent him a detailed message as to what happened and why and how i was feeling and the response i got back was atrocious. (Side note - texting was our only form of communication aside from discord. He said he didn't have Snapchat and never wanted to video call so my options were limited.)

This man gaslight the fuck out of me, tried to blame me and say it was my fault and that i had been the one ignoring him, when on my fucking phone you can clearly see i sent multiple messages with ZERO response. Yet during those three days, this mans was gaming and streaming and showing up in other peoples streams to talk, yet couldn't be bothered to try and communicate with me there either. So i was done.

This man treated me like complete and utter shit and is an immature child who gets upset and throws literal temper tantrums when things don't go his way.

It just irks me still having to see him around and interact with a bunch of my friends and the people I've come to care for, when i know how fake this man is with everyone. His online presence is so completely opposite from how he is in person.

[therhythmafterthesummer]

My dearest rhythm it has come to the point where I can't read whatever you post immediately anymore. As soon as I get the notif and read the warnings I have to prepare myself mentally and find the perfect moment so I have zero interruption and I can scream and squeal in peace because UGHHHHHHHH 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲 my dearest mitten 🥲 im fine I swear 🥲 I feel so normal about them 🥲

The way she felt so easily into the roleplay and the way both of them played into it so well is just so????? Beautiful? Astonishing? To see because I just know !!!! That part of them will always be like 'we could have been like this much sooner' but!!!!! Little did they know that they've always belonged to each other in this essay I will-

But seriously 😭 I just adore them so so much and I love the details that made it more realistic like the desperation, the messy way they were kissing my god 😵‍💫 it made me forget that they were doing a roleplay you know??

Also I was catching up with your latest asks about this drabble and I wanted to add: I'd read absolutely anything you write because I just know you'll do it justice (with this I mean that you can always be trusted to explain things properly. Like when he talked about the pulling out method and you made sure to explain that it doesn't work lmao hope you know what I mean 💜) Honestly I always stayed away from roleplays but this concept just fits so well for them. I think it's something they both deserved and of course they were conscious that they were roleplaying the whole time.

I just really adore them you know 😭 also everytime I finish a wereroomies piece I'm left with this warm feeling in my chest and it just makes me so happy and I look forward to it everytime 🥺

Might have been too mushy in this ask but well you know me it's 3am and I just finished this and I'm just missing a cute wolf boyfriend

Hope you're well bestie 🫶🏼

- 🍒

ahhaahhaha aww my cherry... it's okay! take the time you need so you can fully enjoy it mewhehehe.

they really are such a match, i just love them.

i try my best to include those little bits of reality, y'know, just in the odd case someone reads a story of mine and gets ideas.... contraceptives are important, y'all 😂 i had a friend who even at 21 thought that the pull out method worked. they thought they were INFERTILE because it had worked for so long... they've got a child now 😭 unplanned, but very loved, at least.

glad you enjoyed it even when it was a trope you usually aren't interested in! i had kinda the same feel while writing it... idk, for these two, it just makes sense.

also, glad you can feel some warmth from reading my silly little stories 🥺

thank you for sending this in, it means the world to me.

[ilowfhotcheetozzz]

꒰ 𝑯𝑰𝑴 ꒱ ☆ my life was so miserable. I dont think i can live a life like this anymore. i feel like the worst person ever exists. I lose all my self love. I hate myself. I feel like no one will ever love me. Im unlovable. i broke everyone heart. but believe me thats not my intention. I just want them to got away from a person like me that will hurt their pure heart more and more and more. I just wanna love everyone. I used to be a lover girl. I used to be innocent. I used to be kind. I miss the old girl me. Where is she now? I dont even know. If one day i find her i wanna embrace her and tell her im so sorry. That was me untill i found HIM 💌

☆

HE came into my life 2 days ago. 🎀 HE light the spark in me again. 💟 I used to date so many guys but its not the real love. 💔 HE make me love myself again. ૮₍˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶₎ა HE make me smile everytime i see his notification. >< The way he make me feel so so so love. (｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝ ♡ HE told me every detailed of whats happening in his life. 🍰 HE always tell me HE misses me that HE love me that HE wants to take responsible to make me money for me. ૮₍｡ •᎔• ｡₎ა HE make sure to tell me that im pretty and cute when im feeling the most insecure. ₍ᐢ˵• ࿁ กᐢ₎ HE always look at me with love in his eyes. I hope this is my last love. I dont wanna start over with anyone else than my lovely boy. 🍓

I LOVE MY PRETTY BOY SO MUCH <3

๑ 𝆹ֹ ꒰ ᐢ⸝⸝•༝•⸝⸝ᐢ ꒱ ֺ 𝅃 ☆

[ghooostbaby]

amazing additions thank you!!!

@biboomerangboi #I’m living for him and his platonic spy wives#also because you mentioned Yinxuan I think it’s so funny that we have actually spy ringleader in charge of spys vs spymaster but its clones#but also the fun implications#That Yin Yu who is loved by his wives must be ultimate playboy ever and got amazing skills and game#AND JEALOUSY#because for funsies He Xuan can’t get any details Hua Cheng doesn’t want him to have cause the wives are that good#So HC is just letting HX think that Yin Yu is choosing all these beautiful woman all the time and it’s his choice not a gambling thing#so he is pacing and seething and has tried to plant a clone in the harem before for seducing plan but YY figured it out and banned him#missing the seducing was the point not spying#HC is watching this like it’s greys anatomy#i love everything about this

so truuue i didn't even think of that connection with yin yu surrounded by his spy wives and he xuan as the spymaster!! as he xuan is already known for using a female form undercover he could easily try to insert himself as another wife!! it would be so funny and cute if he's just trying to do that to get in with yin yu but yin yu and his wives everytime are like 'eject the intruder!!' how apt that the only one he xuan's chameleon nature can't fool is yin yu (the one no one notices ^.^).. meanwhile yin yu is like how can i get he xuan to notice me?! (maybe he doesn't know exactly that the intruder is he xuan for that last part to work...)

@good-vs-evo #im imagining them all having similar masks to yin yu too but like w slightly different variations to differenciate btwn them#BRO???? why is everyone on tumbr cooking so hard#i love scary women too like i bet they could more than handle themselves#but also fuck w them and get ready for the waning moon officer himself to pull up on ur doorstep#THATS SO CUTE TOO the bad advice??? like yin yu just sitting in the center of a circle of really cool badass women like ‘sooo.. theres this#guy’ and theyre like ‘WE GOT U!!!’ (they do not got him)#some time later we get yinxuan together and he xuan is like u were rlly strange when we first started talking and yin yu’s like ahahaha…#tgcf#yin yu#waning moon brides

hahaha '(they do not got him)' damn i don't even write fan fiction but i really want to write a fan fiction of yin yu trying to pursue he xuan w very silly advice from the wives and hua cheng and maybe some ghost city residents while we're at it ... maybe if yin yu is following hua cheng's advice especially depending on if this is pre or post-finding xie lian again it would be something like devote several centuries to accumulating as much knowledge, skills, and treasures you can and then you can finally go and shower him with them, or alternatively just show up at their place and start doing chores while looking cute (honestly not a bad way to go at all)... perhaps since he xuan knows hua cheng quite well when yin yu starts with his hua cheng-inspired seduction plan he xuan can recognize the signs and is kind of bemused to realize what is happening when yin yu shows up at his lair and starts tidying ... maybe if it was post xie lian, xie lian would get involved and suggest something sensible like inviting he xuan to dinner and talking to him, so for the shennanigans version it would have to be when all of them have been single all their lives and are just feeling around in the dark together (he xuan is the only one who has had a romantic relationship before and is just like ... wat is happening)

HI

inspired by reading this post by @biboomerangboi considering how hua cheng was going to deal with the (almost) gambled daughter in the gamblers den scene if lang qianqiu hadn't interfered: "Option 2) She has to work in Ghost City for 20 years and is married to Yin Yu in name only (because Hua Cheng can’t have a wife at all or he won’t win Gege) then gets pleasantly divorced and giving a severance payment after 20 years."

ok!!!!! hua cheng's sneaky operation to liberate the daughters of shitty men who use them as collateral (? i'm sorry i don't know gambling terminology) in the gamblers den by making them yin yu's tribute wives!! yin yu has a platonic harem of mysterious women given full freedom to pursue any and every interest they want, go where they want, for their time in the harem, fully resourced by hua chengzhu.

the first time something like this happened hua cheng was like hmmmm how am i gonna get out of this one to fuck this guy over and protect his daughter...

*a few hours later* yin yu receiving a message that he was now married like 'hua chengzhu?!??!!' but the system works (and yin yu finds his wives pretty helpful with his work) and they keep adding wives

i'm picturing a troupe of mysterious, cloaked and masked figures gliding through the city as the ghosts quiet as they pass and clear a path for them to go on whatever their business is, either performing a task for the waning moon officer or their own secret affairs.

perhaps called "the waning moon brides" ... they're kind of like a closed sect or secret society or initiation cult or girl gang XD of talented, interesting, intelligent, mysterious women who are free to spend their time following whatever passions they want, roam around the city or go travelling. they can go to yin yu if they need something, or to help him with any tasks he needs done.

and because i'm a yinxuan shipper and can't help it... yin yu goes to them for advice after he sees he xuan's blackwater form for the first time and decides to set out to seduce him. (probably most of them don't know what they're doing either and give him terrible advice)

[smollilbaby]

LITTLE THINGS

Little things matters the most. I love all those little things. Little things is a small detail that you payed attention for. Its not easy for some to look or listen to every details that we talked about or doing something. Little things is also what you did for someone you loves. Little things like staying up late at nights. Little things like accompany videocall while working. Little things like accompany till we fall asleep. All those little things there, just make me fell even deeper for you. I appreciates all the little things you did baby. I just love how you videocalls me everytime, be it you're at home or at work. The little things literally matters me the most. Like aw ayaang you vc me while u work and such, i just feel honored as fuck like hais im so lucky that i get the chances to see you. The little things when you feed me food, buy me snacks cause you want to make me fat again! The moment when you cared my well being, whether i've eaten or not. Cares about how i slept late snd i have work in the morning, the little things just precious to me baby! And the feeling that its coming from you is another level of happiness sayang!! And you know whats cute? When we didnt videocall but you asked for videomessage. THAT ONE MY GIRL, is another level of rindu that i could feel in my heart!! Its like a must for me, to see your face cause i tend to miss you like every seconds!! Dia mcm, either we text all the way WITH VM or VC all the way. Theres no in between baby, like theres nobody going to come in between US. Ahhhhhhhhhh !!! I just love love love to see your face everytime. Hear your voices, every bits of you, im just soo in love, with you. Once again baby, you're special. And when you makes me feel special, my heart died there like boom! I love you so much sayang, i love you so so much! No words can really describe my loves for you. NO WORDS.

#littlethings #vcvm #iloveyousomuch

[kynrki]

LITTLE DETAILS ENHYPEN WOULD HAVE ON THEIR PHONE OF YOU!

— LEE HEESEUNG

would have a widget of you or you two on his phone. 100% can see this happening only bc he wants to see you whenever he opens his phone. he loves looking at you and thinks you’re literally the prettiest out there (bc you are)

— PARK JAY

have you as his wallpaper. aww he would have a candid photo of you when you’re eating or sleeping or jus smiling in general. i could see him putting it as his locks screen so that everyone knows that you’re his and his only. he loves to show you off too.

— SIM JAKE

notes on notes app with all your fav things on. MAN IDK IF YOUVE SEEN THOSE TIKTOKS, where the notes app if filled with everything their partner likes and dislikes and ect? HE WOULD HVE THAT and put a lock on it. def label it as “MY GF🤗💋” and jus have everything on there. like important dates, tiktoks he wants to do with you, ect. i love this man

— PARK SUNGHOON

have a focus with your name on it. LOL i feel like he would wanna keep his relationship private, so i think he’d put a little heart focus with you name so that everytime he opens his phone, he’s met with your name and immediately thinks of you.

— YANG JUNGWON

have a folder of pics of you. WONIE:(( he would be so sweet and save every picture you have ever sent him. whether its a pic of you looking bad or not, he would save it and add it to the folder especially for you!! and if he misses you, he would look through the folder of pics of you and him together :(

— KIM SUNOO

have you as his wallpaper p2. i feel he would be the same as jay except he would probably make you his home screen so that youre more hidden instead. like i think if he was in a relationship, he would wanna be more private but also open about it, therefor you being his homescreen indicates that he has someone. he jus never publicly said it🤷🏽‍♀️

— NISHIMURA RIKI

playlist dedicated to you. STOP I LOVE WHEN PEOPLE MAKE ME PLAYLISTS,, i feel like he would add songs that remind him of you and jus listen to the playlist constantly. and even if you’re with him, he will give you an airpod so that you can listen to it with him. but you dont know the playlist is dedicated to you at all, so youre busy jamming the whole time not knowing anything….

AN — im busy clearing drafts, so there might be many posts tonight😭😭

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