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fareehaandspaniards · 7 months ago

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Check out my fight with Malenia. Defeated her today and you may say GIT GUD but I am proud!!

DLC is coming!

#EXTREME AMOUNT OF MEMES YEAH #holy moly my first meme compilation that I made ON MY OWN!!!!!!#I find it funny as hell #Sir Rogeriusz had a good fight lol #elden ring #elden ring video #elden ring memes #(thanks to husband for posting and giving advices c:)#all tries included!! not a single run skipped!#GO AND WATCH IT'S FUNNY I WAS MAKING IT FOR 6 HOURS PLS!!!#everything for a shitpost as always #shitposting

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just-null · 3 months ago

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Do you ever do requests? If so, do you ever plan on drawing some Yandere with the Hantengu clones? :D hope you have a good day/night!!!

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yes!! I love yanderes.. and these guys.. these guys are such good material...... nods nods..

I'm not sure about requests..I assume you mean drawing requests? I suppose if it REALLY catches my interest enough, I'd do it, but it'd probably just be line art/sketches.

#null rot #yandere kny #yandere demon slayer #kny #kimetsu no yaiba #demon slayer #hantengu #hantengu clones #sekido #karaku #urogi #aizetsu #midori306 #YOU ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER TO THE YANDERE QUESTION MY BELOVED CULT MEMBER #uwaa and i recently checked back on their designs.. THEY HAVE LONG SLANTED EARS DUDE WHAT THE FUCKKK THATS LIKE THE CUTEST EVER #i tend to shitpost and focus on the dere than the yan but thats my mistake!! im sorry cult members.. I'll need scarousal #when calling sekdio. he pretends to ignore you but you can tell he heard you when his ear twitches #He's flabbergasted that you met someone else to begin with. who let you go out without one of them?!#hes too shocked and angry to even properly get upset!!#Karaku loves everything you have to say. less so if its positive abt someone else. still listens tho. listening carefully for details..#he doesnt mind others eyeing you. youre perfect in his eyes. who wouldnt? still.. thats not gonna fly well.#Urogi loves when you seek him out but mentioning someone else... is bc you want to feed him right? ofc! you want to benefit him!#its cause hes your favorite! yeah! youre so sweet!!! ofc he'll get rid of someone for you both!!#Aizetsu's bashful. he feels put on the spot when calling him but hes always hoping you give him affection of some kind. always ready for yo #mentioning someone else was NOT what he wanted and now hes sad.. youre making him sad.. whats so important you had to bring that up?#The thought of anyone else makes him feel so exhausted already.. wont you comfort him instead? he needs you now.. atone for your mistakes #uwaa expressions.. uwaaa aizetsu releasing some of the tension in his brows when hes feeling upset towards you uWAA #i CANT RAMBLE ENOUGH IN THE TAGS SO WAIT FOR THE POST I HAVE IN THE BACK BURNER FROM SOMEONE ELSE WHO ASKED FOR SOMETHING SIMILAR!!!!!!!

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aria-greenhoodie · 4 months ago

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You see, @localcanadiancryptid22, I’m a motherfucker who LOVES drama, so I fw anything that can create that.

I’m normal. Btw. In case you were wondering.

#not putting this on the post the tags were from cause I don’t wanna bother op lol #but yeah I do whatever I think is interesting. or funny.#and Stanbill is REALL fucking funny to me #like. imagine you’re bill. you’re OBSESSED with ford. and you finally get into his mind #you’re going to have the last laugh #you’re finally getting everything you’ve ever wanted #and then BAM. ITS HIS TWIN BROTHER.#his twin brother you have ALWAYS thought of as inferior. a cheap copy.#but he BEATS YOU. HE is the one to best you. not your precious Sixer. but his conman brother.#and you’re LIVID.#stupid Stanley! he’s just a cheap copy of his brother! it was a total fluke! man he was hot in the lighting of those flames. wait WHAT #<- do you get what I’m saying #that’s fucking hilarious #also the obsessive hatred dripping off of bill when he talks about Stan on thisisnotawebsitedotcom.com is #VERY. INTERESTING.#I just love messy shit. and I love when they make eachother worse. top notch.#anyway. teehee.#stanbill #billford #fiddleauthor #fordsquared #fiddlestan #fiddlebill #fiddlebillford #<- is that a tag #it should be #orals worst most fucked up polycule #or love triangle #or both #shitpost

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crazy-fangirl2524 · 7 months ago

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Yeah I’d buy this for my babygirl (Kevin Day)

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anotherfandomtrash · 6 months ago

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Blackbright shippers: no, Bobby is fine. He is fine and alive! Nothing bad ever happened to him. He is FINE. See, he's with Simon doing investigations with him! You don't understand. See, they are holding hands! He's fine! HE'S FINE! *starts to break into tears*

Phantomquill shippers:

#a text post woah! i don't do those #ace attorney #ace attorney dual destinies #aa5 #aa5 spoilers #blackbright #phantomquill #bobby fulbright #simon blackquill #the phantom ace attorney #i'm not categoring anyone it's just a shitpost #and just a funny thing I've noticed #like I'm the blackbright tipe that always cries and pretends that everything is FINE so #phantomquill people meanwhile took the canon sayed they can do better and they did and thats cool #but they took away my favorite guy and I cannot live with that

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proudfreakmetarusonikku · 3 months ago

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this is the beta kids. to me. (except june and dave would have Not figured it out yet).

#homestuck shitpost #june egbert #transfem dave strider #transfem rose lalonde #transfem jade harley #artistic licence in June and Dave figuring out their gender shit despite being 13 in 2009 during the apocalypse #rose is a rich kid with a supportive mom (even if she’s not always the best) and also a psych nerd #she figured it out early and her mom is making sure she has everything availible for transition #jade was raised on an island with no social contact outside of online social media #she didn’t even know what being trans was she just knew she wanted to be a girl so she grew her hair and named herself jade #they’re also both autistic. that helps with coming out.#i mean. so are june and dave. but they’ll do it eventually give them a minute

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dykedvonte · 2 months ago

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I hate the stretch lines in the front of Curly's uniform because that means the devs rushed to make a model in like a month or so and thought "They gotta at least know he has huge knockers, gotta know he's got back pain." Cause like what is the thematic importance of his tits having overhang?

What responsibility is that representing? Breast reduction? It shows an inherent greed in his character due to the excess and heshouldletmeholdone and that he clearly is blinded cause if he tries to look down his damn ladder all he's seeing is his own cleavage.

#this is my curly slander post ig #disclaimer i need you to understand i see all fictional men i like as like butches Curly is no exception #but like they didnt need to add that many polygons to his chest like its unnessary and honestly a little mean he already has so many things #to handle and you expect him to hold those boys up like that just aint right this is like something so stupid but i know you can tell im #having strong feelings about it cause like what was the point why did they survive the fucking crash it has to be a injoke at this point #with the devs it shouldnt make me this mad im turning into a misandrist but only towards large chested men #mouthwashing #curly mouthwashing #shitpost #suggestive #ig because this is just about his chest but like also they made him objectively pretty for no reason like yeah like ideal man and work ig #but they went over the extra mile like i have a right to be mad they did that much for a model we see canonically for like two seconds its #crazy actually how little we see of curly pre crash because we also lose his physical movements to help characterize him the way we see #body language with the other characters and how it gives way to their struggles and personalities and sentiments in certain moments #like all he does and how he emotes is stifled by the fact we always play as him until the last moments where he takes over to try and save #the ship and crew and even right before that the scene is so wrought with tension we cant tell what that look he gave Jimmy meant due to #the limitations of the models and how stiff Curly is like was it fear acceptance denial we dont know enought about how he acts himself #to tell and then everything else is charaterized by what Jimmy had done to where we dont really just get to see Curly as himself like Anya #and Swansea and Daisuke we have no idea how theyd act in a regular moment outside of a few glimpses and even then it is them doing #their jobs like grrrr we hate an unreliable narrator but also its the fact jimmy clearly does not interact with them or try to outside of #his position as copilot and then captain harkening back to the entire capitlist view of utility and how he views all of them as useless eve #Curly which fandom tangent the fandom also tends to do to Curly as they base every trait on what they think he failed to do as Captain #between Jimmy and Anya when the QnAs kinda make him out to be a rather open and willing person but still someone who isnt like a push over #just thinking of QnA three where it mentions hes very open to trying new things and you need to be an open minded person to open urself up #to failure like that and ig this is just the weird view that Curly needs to learn that or that theres redemption he needs personality wise #verses healing and learning from trauma like idk its the idea that people assume he did abosultely nothing when the games points out direct #and throught parallels he was taking actions its just wasnt enough and an over focus on absolute inaction vs ineffective methods used to #tackle the issues and themes the game grapples with plus wanting someone to take the blame and have to make it up to Anya even tho #i think it would mean nothing from Curly because she saw his efforts and would be disappointed it wasnt enough but the idea she would #disregard the attempts or not acknoweldge Jimmy as the epicenter compared ot Curly is weird and too focused on someone

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toji-bunny-girl · 4 months ago

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toji is quite literally your human food vacuum. it’s obvious the amount of food he consume is astronomical compared to yours to maintain his figure and muscle tits. and you’re merely helping him hit his calorie intake! your stomach’s too full but you’re not finished with your plate? you’re immediately making a beeline to your muscle man to present him your half-eaten food. he’s always first to refuse and you have to whine and beg for his help before he finally caves in. it’s like a ritual, really. but he’s finishing your bites in a few minutes and there’s no food wasted!

#𝐁𝐔𝐍𝐍 𓈒 𓈒 𓈒 🗣️ shitposts !!#yeahhhhh writing this with a half finished rojak #yk when you’re so hungry you impulsively order a huge amount of food #but when you’re sitting down eating them you realised there’s no way you can finish everything #toji babes is always there to help #jujutsu kaisen #jjk x reader #toji fushiguro #jjk #toji x reader #jujutsu kaisen x reader #jjk toji #fushiguro toji

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ohitspurple2 · 2 months ago

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Teleportation is really underrated ngl imagine if you could get any job anywhere in the world and have 0 commute. You can wake up at like 8:15 for your 9:00am job and be early isn't that nuts

#never buy a ticket to an event again #always home on time #you could steal shit super easy too #wear a covid mask hat sunglasses etc #just go into a store #grab everything that fits in your hands #teleport away #its that easy #196 #r196 #r/196 #rule #ruleposting #shitpost #shitposting #teleportation

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sga-owns-my-soul · 8 months ago

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why must i "work" i want to lay in bed thinking about fictional middle aged men being gay and in love

#isn't that enough #why must society demand more from me #i'm a simply little goblin okay #yes this is about mcshep #everything is always about mcshep #my life is about mcshep at this point tbh #mcshep #shitposting #kinda stargate

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bread-is-my-life · 2 months ago

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I was gone for 3 HOURS. Why the hell all the stainmight shippers woke up and started posting 💀

#shitpost #I'M CRYING GUYS HADHBDSFHB #just like in the good old days...#I wake and see tekito's and loading's posts #this is beautiful really #and as always I can't reblog everything because I'm at school-#RELEASE MEEE #stainmight calls me PLEASE #gggrggGRRRAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHG

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bhaal-battle-beer-bard · 10 days ago

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Gale: *conjuring Grease* Tav: 🤨 *judging* And to do that you had to sleep with Mystra? Astarion: *in the back* 🍷😮🤭😂 Gale: 😑 Well Tav, you must know, you have slept with so many people and yet you can hardly cast any spells properly. Astarion: 🍷😳🤯 Fireball counterspelled right into your face, Tav! 🤣