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fareehaandspaniards · 3 months

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Check out my fight with Malenia. Defeated her today and you may say GIT GUD but I am proud!!

DLC is coming!

#EXTREME AMOUNT OF MEMES YEAH #holy moly my first meme compilation that I made ON MY OWN!!!!!!#I find it funny as hell #Sir Rogeriusz had a good fight lol #elden ring #elden ring video #elden ring memes #(thanks to husband for posting and giving advices c:)#all tries included!! not a single run skipped!#GO AND WATCH IT'S FUNNY I WAS MAKING IT FOR 6 HOURS PLS!!!#everything for a shitpost as always #shitposting

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aria-greenhoodie · 8 days

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You see, @localcanadiancryptid22, I’m a motherfucker who LOVES drama, so I fw anything that can create that.

I’m normal. Btw. In case you were wondering.

#not putting this on the post the tags were from cause I don’t wanna bother op lol #but yeah I do whatever I think is interesting. or funny.#and Stanbill is REALL fucking funny to me #like. imagine you’re bill. you’re OBSESSED with ford. and you finally get into his mind #you’re going to have the last laugh #you’re finally getting everything you’ve ever wanted #and then BAM. ITS HIS TWIN BROTHER.#his twin brother you have ALWAYS thought of as inferior. a cheap copy.#but he BEATS YOU. HE is the one to best you. not your precious Sixer. but his conman brother.#and you’re LIVID.#stupid Stanley! he’s just a cheap copy of his brother! it was a total fluke! man he was hot in the lighting of those flames. wait WHAT #<- do you get what I’m saying #that’s fucking hilarious #also the obsessive hatred dripping off of bill when he talks about Stan on thisisnotawebsitedotcom.com is #VERY. INTERESTING.#I just love messy shit. and I love when they make eachother worse. top notch.#anyway. teehee.#stanbill #billford #fiddleauthor #fordsquared #fiddlestan #fiddlebill #fiddlebillford #<- is that a tag #it should be #orals worst most fucked up polycule #or love triangle #or both #shitpost

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crazy-fangirl2524 · 3 months

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Yeah I’d buy this for my babygirl (Kevin Day)

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cashmere-caveman · 6 months

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when u are a guy who is super normal about his boss and also his boss' wannabe arch-nemesis (more terror text post memes)

#need to study this man in a glass jar w twigs and shit. he does Not get a cage bc hed get out of that. terrarium species i fear #the terror #text post meme #terror shitposting #thomas jopson #ik were all haha he wants to fuck that old man (which a. understandable and b. he really does) but man can we talk abt the Layers #something something ambition vs devotion vs ruthlessness vs kindness vs enabling etc etc.#can we talk abt the whole class (traitor) dynamic w hickey too....#just the contrast of the hickeyjopson convo everything we ate growing up started w a gun. ive shot smaller hawks than u #vs the hickeygoodsir convo if im reading ur accent right uve always had to use every part of the meat ur mum could procure.....#biting snarling foaming at the mouth!!!!#anyway im tired of looking at this & i couldnt find a screenshot for one post i wanted to use so. have it anyway #cavetext

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anotherfandomtrash · 2 months

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Blackbright shippers: no, Bobby is fine. He is fine and alive! Nothing bad ever happened to him. He is FINE. See, he's with Simon doing investigations with him! You don't understand. See, they are holding hands! He's fine! HE'S FINE! *starts to break into tears*

Phantomquill shippers:

#a text post woah! i don't do those #ace attorney #ace attorney dual destinies #aa5 #aa5 spoilers #blackbright #phantomquill #bobby fulbright #simon blackquill #the phantom ace attorney #i'm not categoring anyone it's just a shitpost #and just a funny thing I've noticed #like I'm the blackbright tipe that always cries and pretends that everything is FINE so #phantomquill people meanwhile took the canon sayed they can do better and they did and thats cool #but they took away my favorite guy and I cannot live with that

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sga-owns-my-soul · 5 months

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why must i "work" i want to lay in bed thinking about fictional middle aged men being gay and in love

#isn't that enough #why must society demand more from me #i'm a simply little goblin okay #yes this is about mcshep #everything is always about mcshep #my life is about mcshep at this point tbh #mcshep #shitposting #kinda stargate

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shit-people-probably-didnt-say · 1 year

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I would laugh so hard if in S4 Klaus makes fun of Diego for not being able to spin a knife around in his hands anymore

Klaus: Wait, so the whole time we were learning to handle knives you were just using your power??

Diego: 😠

Klaus: Hahah that means even Im now better with knives than you

#they’re siblings your honor #they 100% would make fun of each other #especially luther #just because his power would have affected how he interacted with literally everything #my boy is gonna struggle opening a jar one day #‘was it always this difficult?’ yup #the umbrella academy #tua shitpost #tua #tua incorrect quotes #klaus hargreeves #diego hargreeves

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idyllic-wren · 1 year

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they can’t ever do anything in peace

#decay of angels #bungou stray dogs #sigma bsd #shitpost #idk why people always write sigma as a nice character #because it’s so much funnier when he’s mean #fyodor bsd #nikolai bsd #sigma is 100% a bully #i wanna write an AU where the DOA all make it out of the prison alive #but now they have to like. live life as regular people #and everything goes horribly wrong really quick

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sleep-nurse · 6 months

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have this transparent background beast

#miu himawari #sleepy nurse #my sona #my art #my art being transparent feels so unreal #i just do everything on ms paint so they all always have a white bg if i don't put anything #had to remove it on firealpaca this time #feel free to use her for your shitposting needs (just tag me if you post it)

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a-dotrivenitupontop · 1 year

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“characters id like to see get a hug and some sleep” this “characters id like to see go to therapy” that. characters id like to see read marx!!

#shitpost #aight time to list some blorbos #edgar minnows #sebastian drapewood #the afterparty #frank reynolds #iasip #its always sunny in philadelphia #maybe also dee #not because i think she’d learn something i just think she’d respond to everything dennis says with a quote from the communist manifesto #brad bakshi #ian grimm #jo mythic quest #mythic quest

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sleepyminty · 8 months

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I feel like in the world of HP lovecraft, amongst the big names like cthulhu, azathoth, yog-sothoth and the infamous nyarlathotep.No one even mention Nodens-the Lord of the great abyss. Cuz that dude sole purpose is to piss off Nyarlathotep. He’s a good elder god for this sole reason (even in ancient britain he depicted as a healing god).

Let me explain

As an Elder God. Nodens' behavior is generally quite kind towards humans, but he only acts this way when he is at odds with Nyarlathotep. Of course, because Dream World is a battlefield and Nyarlathotep and Nodens' war is a proxy war. That's when Nyarlathotep tried every way to stop the travelers from searching for the Kadath desert, Nodens was willing to find every way to protect them, that's how he indirectly angered Nyarlathotep without directly confronting him. Nodens' servants are the Nightgaunts. According to some sources in the Canon, Nodens enjoys hunting animals in places like the Underworld, his targets include Shantak, Hunting Horror and moon beasts.

•Proxy war

When humanity began to spread and explore every corner of the Earth. The Great Ones eventually sought new settlements in Dreamland, including the fortress of Kadath. Nodens himself has quite good relationships with the Grand Masters, and he sometimes monitors Kadath's surroundings to prevent humans from threatening them. Nyarlathotep himself is the same, but Nyarlathotep's main job in Dreamland is to enforce the will of the blind fool and the other supreme foreign gods of the center. Filled with vulgar complaints, with the demon king's will, Nyarlathotep wished for the gods of earth to be protected from human encroachment.

In general, the goals of Nyarlathotep and Nodens are the same. But that didn't mean Nodens had to be friendly with the foreign gods, so he continuously committed acts of sabotage against Nyarlathotep at DreamWorld. And Nyarlathotep felt uncomfortable with Nodens, which was quoted by Randolph Carter when he spoke to Nyarlathotep at Kadath. Nodens is considered a counterpart to Nyarlathotep in Lovecraft's works, but he is not friendly towards humans, he only saves them and is kind to them when he wants to oppose Nyarlathotep, inciting the wrath of Nyarlathotep. those who are considered God... an Outer God.

Basically chaotic good vs chaotic evil

#hp lovecraft #hp lore #cthulhu mythos #nyarlathotep #nodens #lovecraft nyarlathotep #lovecraft nodens #the crawling chaos #lord of the great abyss #one of my favortite rivalry in hp lovecraft lore #nyarlathotep is basically azathoth intelligence so in a way nodens always beefing with azathoth indirectly #god whos want to fuck everything up vs god who just want to fuck the said god up #do you guys see how funny this dynamic is #they have the same goal but that does not mean that they have to get along #meaning this is just a hate-tolerate relationship #hpl shitposting

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yellow-dejavu · 8 months

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#dark netflix #eva's world #erit lux #apocalypse family #1888 gang #shitpost #memes #i posted this #even though eva's world is the one that received more attention there's still a bunch of things that they didn't show #i will never get over of Egon as a traveler #they show it one time and pretended that i didn't wanted to know everything about it #also all the characters that we never saw in their eva's world version #i'm gonna suposse that they all have bangs #s3 barely showed any interaction between the four and somehow I can't stop thinking about them #claudia was the leader and the only adult they have in their lives #jonas was everyone's favorite sad boy #the two of them learned sign language #elisabeth was the little one and she was adored by all of them #noah and his 1920s boy attitude was somehow the comedic relief of the group #they were like a sad sitcom and i'm sure they felt less sad because of elisabeth #claudia and elisabeth were the smart ones of the group #noah and jonas were smart too but they also were noah and jonas #they were like a family #i have no proof but no doubt either #poor agnes was born in the 1888 timeline and also had so little screen time #maybe baran and jantje realized that 1888 was the time period when magnus x franziska did something apart from loving each other #and inmediatley discarded the possibility of showing it because they went like “nope doing something onscreen defies their whole purpose”#i will always sound crazy talking about how beautiful Bartosz and Silja's love story is when they only have four scenes #this show had a weird 50something having to take care of a group of teenagers in the 19th & 20th century and decided not to elaborate on it #this show is so iconic

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just-sp-in-inginthevoid · 2 months

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Oh no the main antagonist that killed the protagonist's son is just a repressed gay teen who hasn't realized he was in love with him and instead killed him after severely bullying him

#this is a shitpost #dont take this seriously #its about maria no danzai btw #and im not excusing oyakas actions #kiri deserved to live and be happy and not be subjected to torture #the nagare deserved to be a happy family #cant believe its canon oyaka was the most happy when kiri was here. and he was depressed after his death he himself orchestrated. and that #this visual metaphor shows that his world was shaken by kiri #i dont think its necessarily queer - i believe its bc oyaka always had everything he wanted in life and kiri was the first one to go agains #him no matter the horrors #oyaka has been raised in a way that he takes advantages of everyone around him #and be a piece of shit period #and in another universe he couldve been friends with kiri #but in this one he was an enemy.#he couldnt have been anything else #bc if that was the case - if things could have been different then why #why didnt they #and thats why oyaka adds 'i think' to '[he was] an enemy'

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chuluoyi · 1 month

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i’m hopping on vacation starting today !!! 😋 currently at the airport ehehe~

#—chu’s ramblings 🗯️#i don’t think i can post any fic this week but ofc untagged drabbles and shitposts about love and deepspace will still continue 🥹#i’m saving baby gojo reacts! asks for this actually ahaha 🥹#as always everything is on queue and i might be slower to respond to asks too!#so far there are 20+ posts queued already :’D

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glass-warehouse · 9 months

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kenshi plays uno like he's trying to read the tarot for the pile.

cards face down flat on the table, in a line, hand hovering over the tops, moving back and forth.

everyone at the table is stunned every time he picks one, and that it's also always playable. it never wears off.

you know that after he's invited, but before he turns up, kenshi's just kneeling in the middle of his room — holding tightly onto sento — with a calm voice "i will explain the honor code of uno, with which you must abide by"

#he doesn't always win but for someone who can't see he's got like a 75 percent success rate #does he get accused of cheating? of course #anytime he wins everyone denies that he did #saying that actually the sword won #johnny suggests getting a ouija board to which kenshi has a go at him saying that it's disrespectful #as if he's not using his ancestors to win at uno in the first place #a blind man has nothing to lose and everything to gain (from winning uno)#mk1 #mk1 2023 #mortal kombat #kenshi takahashi #mk kenshi #txt #shitpost

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katyspersonal · 2 months

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*attempts to draw a stupid shitpost* *ends up in meticulous study of the character's outfit thus taking hours to doodle* 🤦‍♂️

#🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️#creativity #personal #shitposting #why I always take everything so seriously fdhfhsdf #blessing and curse #(by which I mean 2% blessing and 98% curse)

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