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I'm being soooooo good!!
I've been allowed to cum three times this whole month... but I had to do it with my ass. And I've been good the whole time!!! I touched without permission a little bit but I didn't finish!
Every time I go "pleaaaaseee let me cum pleasepleaseplease" and he goes "no, stupid, you're not allowed" I feel my cunt throb and I know I'm not allowed to satisfy my desires. But it feels better to do what he says.
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I AM OFFICIALLY A MINTHARA KISSER
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Shatner’s physique changes so much between episodes that it genuinely looks like Kirk got top surgery
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HAHA. *points and laughs* i posted 2 videos today. i bet you didn’t expect THAT.
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something. about. the horror of being sent on an impossible (death) quest and obligations and hospitality politics. the trauma of not having a home, and then the trauma of being in a house that becomes actively hostile to you, one that would swallow you whole and spit out your bones if you step out of line. all of this is conditional, your existence continues to be something men want gone.
it's about going back as far as I can with the perseus narrative because there's always a version of a myth that exists behind the one that survives. the missing pieces are clearly defined, but the oldest recorded version of it isn't there! and there's probably something older before that!! but it's doomed to forever be an unfilled space, clearly defined by an outline of something that was there and continues to be there in it's absence.
and love. it's also about love. even when you had nothing, you had love.
on the opposite side of the spectrum, this is Not About Ovid Or Roman-Renaissance Reception, Depictions And Discourses On The Perseus Narrative.
edit: to add to the above, while it's not about Ovid, because I'm specifically trying to peel things back to the oldest version of this story, Ovid is fine. alterations on the Perseus myth that give more attention Medusa predate Ovid by several centuries. this comic is also not about those, either! there are many versions of this story from the ancient world. there is not one singular True or Better version, they're all saying something.
Perseus, Daniel Ogden
Anthology of Classical Myth: Primary Sources in Translation, edited & translated by Stephen M Trzaskoma, R. Scott Smith, Stephen Brunet
#perseus#danae#komiks tag#long post#every other week i start to say something about how greek heroes are a good case study in diaspora and exile trauma#but man perseus makes me so sad. so does danae. she loves her son :(#perseus turning a whole island to stone is a huge mood. i would also do that if i were him#anyway (salutes) take care everyone i gotta watch yunho's new video it looks like a fucking movie im so excited#(i singled out ovid bc i remember the fucking shit perseus discourse that ran through this site. i remember#im preemptively loading a gun and pointing at it before it can touch this post#it hasn't died out either i see it on twitter all the time in the most ANNOYING ways possible i am TIRED#esp bc they're actually doing medusa a narrative disservice like congrats! you made it worse! stop telling me it's better!!!!)#it’s all greek to me
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Senshi has received top-surgery! Congrats Senshi!
#i saw a post on twit saying he was wearing an ace bandage binder and got inspired#everyone say congrats senshi#senshi#senshi of izganda#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#fan art#redraw#meme redraw#shitpost art#noroniko#trans#trans pride#yippeeeee trans senshi
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I AM SHITTJING MYSELF WHY DOES HE HAVE THE SPECIAL EDITION $1.5K VICTORIA’S SECRET RED SATIN PAJAMAS
#WAS THAT YOUR SECRET VICTORIA?????? PORT MAFIA EXECUTIVE CHUUYA NAKAHARA IS YOUR NUMBER ONE BUYER??😨😨😨#IM ACTUALLY CRYING WHY DIES IT LOOK SO SIMILAR IM LITETALLY GOING INSAEN#YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE WAS IN TGE FREQUENTLY BOUGHT TOGETHER????? A BLACK LACE THONG😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#i know what you are……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….whore#anyway everyone say congrats pookie lotus for getting this card 🥰🥰🥰🥰#i was so excited when i saw this man in bed#IN THE SENSE THAT “oh look he’s finally getting rid of those horrendous eye bags by getting some well deserved rest🥰🥰🥰🥰”#idk what else anyone would be thinking ahahaha#bsd
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veilguard spoilers regarding a josie romance. but can we talk about the letter josie sends to a romanced inquisitor because. i’m sorry. fucking losing my mind at the fact that the inquisitor and josephine are close enough friends with the guy the inquisitor duels in her romance to be invited to meet his third child. implying they’ve been invited to the other two. at a baby shower and getting introduced as the one who dueled the baby’s father because he was trying to steal your girl. antivan romances insane.
NO LITERALLLYYYYY. AND HE’S AN IN LAW. ITS TOO FUNNY. i cannot imagine how they met and how yvette probably was like “teehee…. the man that my sister spurned…. has fallen in love with ME!” and the best/worst part is that ortranto really has. i like to think of them running around with each other and secretly meeting as though their families actually hate each other (they really don’t lol) . the ortrantos would probably be delighted to have their son actually marry a montilyet like they wanted, even better that they’re actually in love and it’s not arranged!
i have this image of josie going like “you can’t marry him. is this a joke, because it’s not funny. i almost embarrassed him! the only reason the ortrantos do not hate us is because he is a very kind man who saw that i was in love with the inquisitor! ….yes i suppose a very kind man like that could love you…….. yes of course i want you to be happy…… yvette gabrielle montilyet, i fear you are not hearing what i’m saying— DON’T SAY YOU ARE ALREADY AN ORTRANTO. DID YOU ELOPE? ah okay. don’t do that. i said don’t do that. yvette come back and listen to me” etc etc
of course i must believe that there was a big scene caused (once again) by a montilyet and ortranto that ends with lord ortranto making a speech where the publicly declares his love for yvette in front of all of antiva city to see and hear. so there’s no backing out from this one. in my mind there’s a rehash of the big “BECAUSE I LOVE HER!” (ortranto, desperate but genuine), “you do?” (completely aghast josie who has somehow missed the fact her sister has been giggling even more than usual), plus an “OF COURSE HE DOES!” (a thrilled yvette) that reminds josie so fondly of her own love story that she's immediately relaxed (and suddenly accepting) about this whole thing <3
#josie to me also feels more awkward than she lets on because she's quite good at being graceful and kind#but he is kind of. you know. the guy she rejected in front of val royeaux#i think the most out of character thing is that josie doesnt notice her sister and ortranto meeting up and falling in love etc#but i also think she can be busy enough being an ambassador/running the family business/eldest daughter#that she somehow misses it. for the sake of this beautiful idea i have. and also it would be cute and funny <3#also like the image of yvette saying ‘i’m getting married to adorno!’ and inq is like yeah ok :] congrats!#later asks josie like ‘oh yeah. who was the guy ur sister is marrying’ and josie pauses thinking abt how to say this LOL#this is also how trev finds out ortranto’s first name is adorno. nearly dies laughing over the whole situation i think#he really is like a footnote in her mind where she's like ':/ guy who almost married my beautiful wife' and then almost#without any issue she's able to go like 'GUY WHO IS MY IN LAW. AND WAS REALLY GRACIOUS ABOUT THE WHOLE ARRANGED MARRIAGE THING.#HE'S QUTE COOL ACTUALLY!' <- and has no issue about ortranto after this#much to josie's amusement and exasperation <3#josephine montilyet#adorno ortranto#yvette montilyet#not to mention josie's unseen brothers. they do intrigue me#the idea of either of them kind of finding out their youngest sister is running around with ortranto they probably sighed in relief like#yeah we can distract josephine with this. that will get her off my back about marriage for about a year.#even more if theyre planning the wedding!#evelyn trevelyan#<- mentioned briefly. i guess#veilguard spoilers#for a codex entry but when i saw it i did melt. everyone deserves to experience this firsthand#long post
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[Based on a group chat (I was Wen Ning)]
Congratulations to everyone who graduated recently, or is soon to graduate!!!
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wen qing#wen ning#wei wuxian#It has been a hard journey! Be it highschool or a bachelors or a masters or a PhD - It was hard work to get where you are.#Congrats to everyone who now has a title they can bully their friends into using. You earned it.#Based on my last 'based on a group chat' comic...you all might have an idea of what niche I occupy in the ecosystem.#I'm the middle child of the group chat what can I say. I take the 1000 blows every day.#Also...sorry that this comic is a lot rougher than usual. Unfortunately I've hurt my neck + shoulders + wrists#meaning 100% of what I need for stability when I draw is compromised.#Its uh...hard to draw well when you've got a tremour in your upper extremities.#I will rest up and get back to better comics soon!#I hope you all enjoy the debut of post-revival-pre-timeskip Wen Ning! He needed a cute redesign. Because I want him to.
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Please tell me this will be a happy ending
dearest anon, only time will tell
#post's rambles#dark meta knight#mir falspar#kirby right back at ya#galaxy soldier army#mirror madness#and thus concludes Act 3 and the kitchen plot#new character name drop! say hello to#Mir Fehr#that one background recruit who also had an honorary appearance in a gsa fic I wrote way back#SEVENTY-NINE PAGES!!!! WEVE MADE IT AT LAST!!!!!!#WE FINALLY MADE IT FOLKS#HUUUUUUUGE congrats to everyone following along and to the lovely lovely people keeping the ask box chugging through this whole thing#you enable me with your comments questions and speculations lets watch Mir Falspar succumb to tragedy together#stay tuned for some epilogue tidbits!#and for a collection of all 79 parts
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When the Dungeon has Dragons or smth idk I’m not a loser/j
I’m trying to catch up with Fantasy smp but whyyyy did it have to be stream onlyyyyyy, well whatever half-elf Jimmy he has a canary feather because of course and if you can guess my main inspiration for his clothes you get extra points
#jimmy solidarity#fantasy smp#rushed as hell I’m struggling here#Congrats everyone saying Botw Link you get a psychological hug
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"they" is a pronoun that has the same rules as any other it's not a 'get out of misgendering jail free' card yes it's gender neutral no it doesn't mean you're allowed to use it to refer to someone you KNOW doesn't use that pronoun
#they is used if a) the person wants you to use that b) you Do Not know what the person wants you to use#if someone's like ''hey i go by she/her'' and you're like Ok. They :) congrats that's misgendering !#if you know someone goes by she and you call that person 'he' everyone would fucking agree that's misgendering#why should saying 'they' be any different ?#this goes fucking triple for neopronouns btw#it's not a ''i can't be bothered to learn your actual pronouns'' card either#someone goes by idk ze/zir and you use they/them that's Still misgendering it's literally not hard to understand#underlines the 'if you KNOW what pronouns the person wants you to use' part in red#because that seems to be the bit most people get confused about or at least pretend to in bad faith
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BACK AGAIN with a variety art dump
#fionna and cake#art that i drew#bubbline#gumlee#ermm too lazy to tag everyone i usually just tag ships#reference to pb knitting in mortal folly because i think she should do all thje knitting ever for her girlfriend#cake says congrats on your zoloft perscription and marshall is holding a noisemaker like you sometimes see at new years celebrations
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ayo guys guess what time it is again :)) 💜💜
spoiler warning for cultivate ch 41-46
hehe finally scrambled brain enough to be able to catch up and cultivate makes me go 🥰🥰😌🤗😊😊
cultivate of course by @neonghostcat beloved
#cultivate#cultivate: slow life on a monster infested mountain#liushen#mu qingfang#anyway congrats to the newlyweds#no longer has to shake SY like a bug wow hjskdh#also if ur wondering why i formatted it so stupidly and the SY club bit gets cut off so weirdly in the preview#its because i find it inherently funny how YQY gets cut out of the frame sorry hes my favouritest wet rag of a man to bully fjdsfhk#i know poor guy has it rough but not my fault hes so bulliable#anywaqyy OUGH THE PLOT IS THICKENINGG THIS IS SO EXCITING#also mqf my bby beloved ohhhhh i care him so much#yes to everyone who forgor monthly mandatory reminder that i love mqf#anyway i feel like i had lot more to say but head empty. hopefullůy the doodles are conveying my excitement properly when words cant xD#OH YEAH FORGOT TO MENTION#i borrowed the Mu Yue design for the gossip girls club from that one piece from fistfuloflightning#sorry if youre not cool with that i just love that piece so much it made me so emotional the first time i saw it i love it dearly#so i yoinked your mu yue for the background sorry aha
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Bro WHAT now
#Chrissy reads Nona the ninth#or was my tag#Chrissy reads ntn#I don’t remember#ANYWAY so is there a Nona-fied Ianthe running around somewhere#like. frolicking in the wastelands saying she loves everyone#please show me the Nona-fied Ianthe who loves puppies and giving hugs#also congrats Gideon on your consistent and reliable inability to ever escape the narrative through death#I think maybe you’re a cohort asshole somewhere living it up with Naberianthe#congrats on achieving your Book 1 Page 1 goal of joining the Cohort very cool#anyway#Nona the ninth spoilers#ntn spoilers
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