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#everyone pls say thank you Z
imperatorrrrr · 1 month
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And as well as being a good dude, he has big brown eyes and flirts his way out of situations. No rivals, only lov…. [yanked off stage by a jealous someone]
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I'm going to assume this is the same, Anon, and answer accordingly...
Anon, you have unlocked one of my favorite Nico Hischier subtopics - Nico Charms Opposing Players.
Let's highlight some of my favorite examples shall we?
Exhibit A - if you remember this sequence, Nico is all gotta go fast against the walls and slips past Lauzon and they end up kind of colliding and as they're getting up and catching their breath, Nico places this casual hand on Lauzon's thigh.
Exhibit B - Cernak tries to start some shit with Nico, and Nico just smiles at him. This shrug. This "come on now" facial expression. Zeal's tags in this are accurate "Nico used charm! it was very effective!"
Exhibit C - tenderly putting his arm around POJ's waist. like Nico, you are playing against that man.
Exhibit D - I'm sorry I don't know who this Ottawa man is who Nico is gently placing a hand on in front of the net, but another one, thank you.
Exhibit E - I'm including this GIFset of Nico v. Marchand even though it doesn't precisely fit the category, but I feel like it kind of does. Marchand wants to fight and Nico just smiles and pushes him away plus cheeky tongue.
There's definitely a lot more instances of Nico just charming opposing players. There's one from the most recent season, I just can't remember who they were playing, where someone ran into Nico and like Jesper and Johnny and some others came together to defend Nico's honor and Nico was skating off into the sunset with one of the opposing players. I wanna say it was a Carolina game and the player that Nico was draped all over was Orlov, but I genuinely can't remember any specifics.
P.S. Anon, I see your jealous someone and am very happy to discuss the particulars as I do have a jealous!insertplayerIbelieveyou'rereferencinghere manifesto that I'm happy to crack open at any time.
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throwawayhero · 2 months
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could you give more hcs or a drabble about bakugou with a crush on reader!! pls i feel like ur fics are the closest ive seen to canon... i need more
No problem, and thanks! I try to make them seem canon, but sometimes it's difficult T-T. Just realising now that a few of these sound stalker-y and I'm sorta regretting writing this but oh well. I hope this is satisfactory!! c/w; social media au, buzzfeed, eminem (idek), karaoke, not proof read
!Katsuki who unintentionally catches himself playing with his hair while talking to you. Not in an obvious way (that's what he thinks at least), but more so absentmindedly fiddling with his side burns and such. It's kinda funny when he accidentally curls them and leaves them like that for a while. He also has a habit of playing with his baby hairs on the back of his neck.
!Katsuki who "accidentally" managed to copy your handwriting style down stroke for stroke? He doesn't really know how it happened, to be honest. He just noticed it one day during a group project after Jirou pointed it out to the two of you. You found it funny, but he found it outrageous and claimed that you had been the one to copy his handwriting.
!Katsuki who allowed you to tag along on one of Kirishima's and his study sessions. He beat the shit out of Eijirou and was gentle with you, more or less. He wouldn't hit you of course, but he certainly wasn't scared to yell. At least the first time. The look you gave him made him writhe with guilt, so he shut the fuck up out of embarrassment.
!Katsuki who heard you talking about a band you loved and decided it was his god given right to go through their whole discography and criticise it in his own time. But turns out, you have good taste, so he keeps to himself about it. "Accidentally" bought a spare ticket to their next concert and offered the spot to you. No big deal, right?
!Katsuki who did extensive searching for your socials, scrolling through his friends friends following, mutuals, and genuinely just word of mouth. When he did find your accounts, he stalked the SHIT out of them. When you requested to follow him, he freaked out and accepted straight away. He didn't follow you back until a week later, "just to be safe".
!Katsuki who unironically took one of those "Do I have a crush on my friend?" quizzes when he started to feel things towards you. 100% went down a rabbit hole on buzzfeed. He wanted to call his "crush" ANYTHING other than what it was. Mentioned it to Kirishima once and was left even ore confused than what he had originally been.
Unrelated but he just looks like he would listen to Eminem. Probably gets a good chuckle out of the whole "You gonna cancel me, yeah? Gen Z me brah?!" thing. Don't ask me to explain why I think this, it just makes sense.
!Katsuki who more often than not is watching you out of the corner of his eye. Not in an overly-creepy way, he's just "aware of his surroundings". He says that to anyone that mentions it, which is literally just his paranoia.
!Katsuki who secretly loved the fact that you hung out with him and his friends almost daily. Because then he wouldn't have to initiate hangouts and look as desperate as he really was. It gave him a plausible excuse to absorb every single opinion you uttered. It gave him an excuse to get even closer to you.
!Katsuki who freaked the FUCK out when everyone (besides the two of you) got sick and couldn't do the bi-weekly hangout everyone had played a part in organising. The group had settled on doing karaoke, so you can imagine how it went down with just the two of you there. Although, the two of you did make an amazing duet. (No one was really sick, Mina just mentioned Katsuki's behaviour and put 2 and 2 together. She also wanted to see if he would take initiative for once.)
!Katsuki who went out of his way to make changes to his hero costume that he knew you would like. Small details here and there, for both style and practicality. While it was cold he would use the neck warmer to hide the smirk that creeped onto his face when he saw you checking out his new look. He also started to make himself look nicer in general, indulging in a bit of jewellery (stud earrings, a ring or two, and a silver necklace), nicer shoes, wearing the uniform properly and such.
!Katsuki who has your number pinned in his contacts, as well as giving you your own message & ring tone sound. He has everyone but you, Kirishima, and his parents on silenced. He also has your contact saved as a nickname he assigned you without you knowing with a heart emoji. It's simple, but endearing.
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sebscore · 1 year
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the other drivers finding a hickey on gen z driver! reader and trying to find out who gave it to her it would be so funny😭😭
WHAT HAPPENS IN MONACO, STAYS IN MONACO
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pairing: f1 grid x driver!reader
warnings: hickey. innuendos. rushed writing (lol, I wrote this in the middle of the night so cut me some slack pls).
author's note: thanks for the request! I know this has been in my drafts for a long time so I'm very sorry that it took me a while!! hope you still see this <3 also thank you to @12-seconds-to-live for the title inspo!
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The Monaco Grand Prix was always one of the highlights of the season- the prestige and luxury it brought forward was matched by no other race.
It was also the home of many F1 drivers, including herself. So it wasn't too out of the ordinary for a bunch of them to get together and celebrate in one of the many clubs the city had to offer.
''Y/N, we're going out later tonight, wanna join?'' Pierre asked her, all of their media duties done for the day. Lando, Charles, Max, George and Alex amusingly looked at her, already knowing she would never pass the opportunity to party.
She scrunched her nose, feeling the teasing coming from a mile away. ''I, uh, actually have other plans.''
''What do you mean you have other plans?'' The frowns on the guys' faces didn't do their obvious confusion justice. ''You're seriously saying no to a party with us?'' George was flabbergasted, he had known her for years and in all that time she had never refused.
''I am saying no this time.'' Y/N chuckled, their faces too funny not to laugh at.
''Even the girls are coming,'' Lando said, referring to their girlfriends, ''you can say no to us, but you surely can't say no to them.'' He tried convincing her, knowing about her soft spot for their girls.
Y/N loudly sighed, glancing away for a moment. ''I already told Lily I wasn't coming so that won't be a problem.''
''She didn't tell me that.'' Alex argued, almost offended by his girlfriend not informing him.
The young woman glimpsed at him, a smirk on her face. ''Well, there are many things she doesn't tell you that she tells me, Albono.'' She ended her sentence with a wink to the Williams driver.
Her comment had temporarily taken the focus off of her dismissal to party as the drivers laughed and poked some fun at Alex, but Charles wouldn't let her get away with it just yet. ''But what are those other plans you have, Y/N?''
''I just have better things to do, guys.'' She said, making an advance to leave the paddock and go home for the day.
''Like what?'' Max asked, puzzled by her vague answer.
''I don't know, my friend didn't say his name.'' She grinned from ear-to-ear, quickly waving them goodbye before they could stop her and tease her for going on a blind date with someone.
Y/N could hear the commotion they made as she walked away, secretly smiling to herself. ''I can't believe she's dumping us for some guy.'' She swore it was Lando who said it.
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Walking into the driver's briefing the next day hadn't been like the usual days. Normally, she walked in, greeted everyone and sat down on a random chair. However this time, it went a little different.
Y/N walked into the room and greeted everyone, nothing out of the ordinary. But instead of a symphony of excited and dismissed greetings back, she was met with smirks and chuckles from her fellow drivers.
''What is it?'' She asked them, not sitting down before she had an answer.
Yet, they continued acting like teenagers and giggled amongst themselves, not giving her an explanation for their weird behaviour.
Daniel was the first one to have mercy on her and spoke up. ''You had fun last night?'' The raised eyebrow didn't go unnoticed, the Australian referring to her blind date from the night before that the other must have informed the entire grid about before she arrived.
''It was alright.'' She merely said, finally sitting down on the chair next to Lewis who didn't seem to be very invested as he typed something on his phone.
''Just alright? Cause it seems like you were busy.'' Lando continued the teasing, weirdly putting his hand on the side of his neck.
Y/N frowned at his action. ''I have no idea what you're talking about and stop acting like an idiot.'' She awkwardly chuckled, unnerved by everything.
''You're the only clueless idiot in the room right now, I'm afraid.'' George commented, smiling a bit too bright in her opinion.
''I'm totally confused.'' She let out, not hiding her confusion any longer.
Lewis scratched his voice, not taking his eyes off his phone. ''We can see the hickey on your neck.'' He revealed to her, matter-of-factly.
Y/N's eyes widened, immediately hiding her neck into her sweater while she could feel her head heating up due to embarrassment. ''I just walked past all the reporters- oh my god!'' She exclaimed, angry at herself for giving them any kind of news they could gossip about.
''I'm so happy it's not me this time.'' Lando laughed, victoriously throwing his hands in the air.
''You're the victim of the week, kiddo.'' Valtteri ruffled her hair, sitting on the chair behind her and his former teammate. She weakly smiled at him, mortified at what her team's press officer was going to say about this.
A figure taking the space on the other side of her brought the woman out of her thoughts, glancing beside her, she found Mick's comforting smile. ''Don't listen to them,'' he whispered, ''so, tell me about it! Is he a nice guy?'' Mick couldn't help but be curious, they have been good friends for years.
Y/N snorted, quickly covering her mouth. ''I don't know, there wasn't much talking, to be honest.''
''Okay, gross.''
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stardust-sunset · 3 months
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Good morning friend I hope you’re having a good day so far! If you have any may I pls request either some Sodapop hcs or Curtis brother hurt/comfort hcs? It’s that kind of day for me 😔 I hope you have a wonderful day ❤️🎞️
aw, thanks!! I’d be more than happy to! 💛
Sodapop headcanons:
He’s absolutely terrified of bugs. He punched a hole in the wall because he saw a spider (Darry was livid)
He is not a picky eater at all. He will eat food that’s been dropped on the floor. He doesn’t give a shit.
Him and Steve steal snacks from the gas station all the time and just go into the back closet and gorge themselves
Soda is either a laughably awful singer or he has a beautiful voice. No in betweens
He walks around his house shirtless constantly like he’s gods giving gift (he kinda is but Pony and Darry get tired of it)
If you think he’s a bad cuddler when he’s awake just wait until he’s asleep. You’re not getting out of his grasp once he’s asleep. Don’t even try. You’re stuck in bed for the night.
He gets hella bloated after eating and he’s mortified by it
He’s loved the song Rockin’ Robin. I dunno why.
He loves listening to music because it helps him focus on smaller things but then he gets distracted
He hates that his eyes are brown and constantly wishes they were blue
He has ADHD
He never touches a drop of alcohol not because he’s scared or anything but because he despises the way it burns his throat
He’s undefeated in burping competitions aside from Johnny (he can be kinda gross ngl)
Sometimes in the midst of a crisis he’ll just drop an absolute pearl of wisdom and then wonders why everyone stares at him like he has two heads
He believes in ghosts and swears he saw his parents’ ghosts once
He’s a lot more affected by the death of his parents than he lets on
He has the fluffiest hair ever when it isn’t greased back. Him and Pony. Darry has courser hair
He’s a whiny bitch when he’s hungry and doesn’t shut up about how full he is when he’s eaten
He unironically says the corniest shit like “uh oh spaghettios’ and “i need to catch some z’s” and shit like that
He enjoys when Pony reads to him even though he doesn’t pay much attention which frustrates Pony a bit lmao
He prefers to cuddle with Pony over Darry because he says Darry’s chest is “too hard and muscular to be comfortable” which insulted both Pony and Darry to an extent
He is the best pillow in the world. He has the softest tummy you could ever imagine (also the loudest though unfortunately)
His insults are actually really creative and nobody expects it from him
He will put eat a steakhouse in a matter of minutes if you set him down and told him to go crazy
We all know he has a skincare routine (or he would if they could afford that shit)
Sometimes he feels like he’s the glue of the three brothers and if he takes a wrong step they’re all gonna fall apart
He gets a golden retriever when he’s moved out and definitely names it Pepsi-Cola or something
Hurt/Comfort:
You can absolutely tell when Pony is upset. He does NOT have. sooner face lmao
He prefers to be reassured by his brothers over anything else because it’s easier for him to gauge that they actually mean what they say
Boy is a stress eater-one time Darey came home and Pony had eaten an entire cake by himself and was absolutely miserable
He usually tends to gorge himself in meals but when he’s anxious it’s hella different
All three Curtis brothers are stress eaters ngl but Soda is by far the worst
Pony doesnt sleep when he’s anxious. He just sits there awake with his thoughts
He has VIOLENT panic attacks-if you try to touch him and you aren’t a member of the gang have fun with that broken nose of yours
He doesn’t mean it but he will scream at you to not touch him if you go to
Pony is a pretty crier but his panic attacks tend to get ugly
He tends to hit himself when he gets anxious too :( Darry has had to restrain him on more than one occasion because he was seriously scared Pony would hurt himself
The aftermath is a bunch of sniffles and hiccups. He doesn’t talk much before or after a panic attack and it takes effort to get him to open up bai ut what’s wrong
Absolutely will not cry in public. No matter of it’s late at night and he’s alone or not. He’s too scared someone will come by and he wants to look tuff
Darry will hold him while Soda massages his belly to ease his anxious tummy (or to help him digest the morbid amount of food he eats when stressed) and they’ll either address what’s wrong or they’ll distract Pony by talking about something they know he likes
Soda is the same way tbh but it’s because he thinks he shouldn’t be allowed to cry
You can always tell when Soda is upset because he doesn’t eat (canon in the book) and he’s also and normally quiet
He locks himself in his room when he’s upset because he doesn’t wanna burden Darry and he thinks because Pony os his little brother he isn’t allowed to be comforted by him
He had many breakdowns over Sandy and lashed out a lot after because he really loved her and he was furious with her and himself
He kind of shuts down and will just stare ahead at nothing when he’s upset and it’s more unsettling because he’s not moving. He’s not playing with his fingers or bouncing his leg. He just looks completely out of it as he sits still
He gets headaches a lot when he’s anxious and will usually turn in early and that’s even more unusual since he’s a night owl and usually restless at night
But all it takes is a hug and he breaks down completely
Darry came home from work once and literally just hugged Soda as a greeting and Soda started bawling into his chest
He mumbles a lot when he cries too, it’s kinda sad
It doesn’t take long to calm him down-a cuddle session from his brothers is all he needs before he’s satisfied again
As soon as he’s done crying he’s just like “can we have dinner now”
Darry is really stoic when he’s upset
You can always tell because his eyes get a lot colder and harder when something is bothering him
He always denies anything being wrong because he’s supposed to be strong and stable but Pony and Soda constantly asking him gets him to explode
Hes just like “YOU WANNA KNOW WHATS WRONG?!” and then goes into a rant about everything that happened
Pony and Soda just learned to listen because Darry doesn’t exactly want reassurance all the time, he just wants to vent
He paces a lot when he’s ranting too and uses his hands an awful lot to talk
If something is REALLY bad they can kinda tell he may need a good cry because his voice constantly cracks and he swallows a lot more and small thing like that
Pony and Soda work with him post book to just have a good cry every once in a while because it doesn’t mean he’s any less than, it just means he needs to let it out sometimes
Soda always gives him back rubs after because the tension from the anxiety gets to him. Pony just talks to him because Pony has a way with words
All three of them enjoy cuddling though and when one is upset, the other two are absolutely making a cuddle puddle where the anxious one is in the middle and the other two just hold onto the person in the middle
WOOF-that was longer than I meant haha/I hope these are good!
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bradpittwh0re · 1 year
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Can you pls make a: brad pitt x Singer!reader Rihanna face claim
if you have time in the day
thanks so much for the request and I'll be uploading an imagine with this face claim.I changed it that she is still a singer but also a CEO like a makeup company - fenty beauty
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faceclaim: rihanna
pairings: brad pitt x ceo!reader
warning:fluff
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y/naccess
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y/naccess y/n has been teasing a possible makeup collab, what brand do you think it ?
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y/narchieve I have a feeling it would be louis vuttion because she has worked with them in the past
rarey/n when is the next album we are so desperate
y/nstan94 we not getting another album for years
y/nfan42 you know its going to be good cause y/n is attached to it
y/nstan64 she looks so good in these pictures
y/nfan23 her tattoos looks so good
y/nstan452 she actually glowing in these
user need her to do a vogue beauty secret video
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yoursername I'm so grateful to announce that I am launching my makeup line called Fenty Beauty. My team and LVMH have been working on this for a few years and my main goal in making this makeup brand is to make sure every woman feels included and represented. I'm glad to say we are launching with 50 wide ranges of foundations so it could include everyone.
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y/nstan54 yes we stan an inclusive and diverse kween
y/nfan04 finally something for us woc , we are tired of the scarps
randomuser actually changing the game
caradelevinge already the best makeup brand
user not cara being a y/n fan
carauniverse she has always been a y/n stan
y/nfan77 shut up im actually crying
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pagesix While Y/n is entering her CEO era she has been spotted locking lips with A-list actor Brad Pitt at a Coldplay concert.
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y/nfan34 um babe step it up
y/nstan74 this cannot be true
bradfan72 wait why do I ship this
bradpitt54 wanting this to be real so bad
y/npitt32 they would be such a cute couple
bradfan84 aw so cute
bradpittworld
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bradpittworld omg , omg , omg the pics of brad and y/n kissing at the Coldplay concert at Sofi Stadium in Inglewood, California
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y/nstan52 wait pagesix is right for once???
bradfan26 what do you mean they always have close sources
bradpittgirl Coldplay being brad favourite band
bradstan62 wait they look so cute together
y/nfan30 damn they really making out
bradlover no out of anyone brad decades to date the failed pop star turned failed business owner
y/ndefender she is a multi-Grammy winning artist and the pre-orders for her makeup have sold out , ur just a loser
y/nupdates
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y/nupdates y/n and brad stuns at fenty beauty launch event
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y/nfan34 not queen y/n liking ur so lucky
y/nupdates thanks so honered
y/nstan54 she is not going to address nothing
y/nfan02 her liking the post is her basically confirming the relationship
y/nfan53 the clear swarovski crystal dress just stunning
bradstan20 they look so good here
bradfan38 brad is literally glowing in these
y/n+bradstan96 not brad's single hand in the last picture
BREAKING NEWS
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Within the first week of Fenty Beauty by Y/N L/N it has surpassed 100 million in sales
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Thanks for waiting and reading , currently working on a few fics at the same time also working on a oneshot about this
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lark-tier-shit · 5 months
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wowowowow I’m finally doing a pinned post
Hiya!! My names are Z-Fey, and Faele (pronounced fey-elle)!! I am the host of a median collective, and this is my/our main blog. You can find our plural side blog here: @treehousearchive
I go by Fae/Zi/It/They pronouns, and idrc how the grammar around them works (so you could say “fae are a person with adhd” or “fae is a person with adhd.” Please use my neopronouns as much as, if not more than you use they/it
if you misgender me I’ll eat ur knees /hj
I am faekin and foxkin, and I’m absolutely amazing at it. Don’t try to disprove alterhuman shit. I won’t listen. Also keep any alterhuman discourse off this blog. All nonhumans are welcome here. Yes even physical ones. Yes even ones that truly believe they are an animal. Yes even mentally ill/delusional ones.
Collectively we are aspec and arospec. Afaik that goes for everyone in our collective but I could be wrong.
currently I don’t check my discord, if you need to reach me my asks and DMs on here are the fastest ways.
I use a lot of emoticons, abbreviations, and tone tags :3
tone tag key:
/lh- light hearted
/j- joking
/hj- half joking
/sarc- sarcasm
/nm- not mean
/nf- not forced
/gen- genuine
/aesth- aesthetic (used to describe aesthetic attraction. Ex. “He’s hot /aesth”
if I ever use one u don’t understand just ask! I’m more then willing to inform!
DNI:
Pedos. Like genuinely. Pedos maps etc fucking disgust me. Stay tf away from my blog
Zionist. Yeah nuhuh. If u support genocide I don’t want to talk to u.
Homophobes/Transphobes. I’m gay asf. I don’t think you want to be here.
Zoophiles. No. Just no.
Anti furry/Anti alterhuman. Once again. I’m a therian. Y would u want to be here???
Sexual/kink blogs. Nothing against you, have ur fun. Idrc. I’m just not comfy w that.
Anti-endos. I don’t want that negativity on my blog. All good vibes here.
If you demonize mental illnesses (like schizophrenia or npd) fuck off. If you use “delulu” or treat serious mental illnesses as silly little things fuck off.
Anti aro/aspec. This shouldn’t even be a thing? Just let people exist?
if I don’t like u I’ll block u.
With all due respect, which is none, leave me alone.
Tags!!
#Happy Fox Hours
Foxkin euphoria and just generally happy foxkin related stuff
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My writing. Includes poetry and short stories/snippets from bigger stories. (Please note that since originally making this I have stopped using the name Soda, as that has gone to one of my headmates. This tag may change soon.)
#Faele agrees
Rebolgs!! I might forget to tag my rebolgs. I’ll try my best but if I do my apologies.
#Sad bitch time
vents n stuff. Me being depressed.
Boundaries: mostly im fine with anything.
pls don’t tag me in angelic/religious stuff, or send it to me. Especially if it has eyes featured prominently.
uhh i feel like this shouldn’t need to be said but just in case: foxes are a game animal where I live. I already see my kind’s hides enough. Don’t show me pics of that.
just yk… if i ask u to quit do so please. There’s nothing rly big other than those two things that I can think of. Be nice.
My filter tag list is here. If you are intentionally rude and disrespectful about it you will be blocked.
I have a side blog for Will wood stuff called @willwooddaily
thank you for your time!!
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mazeinthemiroh · 2 years
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hi!! i wanted to ask if i could request a txt reaction to having a s/o who has dark humor/sarcastic humor, thank you in advance!
txt with an s/o who has a dark/dry sense of humour
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warnings: none
pls like and reblog if you enjoyed! feel free to request anything <3
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soobin
bro is shook when he hears these types of jokes come out of your mouth because damnnn. he's all for sarcasm and stuff, so your dry humour comes across as funny to him, although in the early parts of your relationship he wasn't too sure if you were joking or not. however, he still feels he needs to get used to more of your darker jokes since he's not used to them.
yeonjun
yeonjun is the sassy, sarcastic king and he's proud of it. so yall will be going at it will each other in terms of jokes. it's so wild at other social gatherings when people hear the way you guys interact with each other because both your sarcasm comes across as rude and other people are like 'are they okay? have they been arguing?' when really you guys have a mutual understanding that your jokes are just superior to everyone else's lmao.
beomgyu
beomgyu makes a lot of dark jokes omg. and mostly in situations and circumstances where he really shouldn't. he's glad he has someone to share these types of jokes with because usually he gets scolded by the other members, as they say, what he's saying is inappropriate or a step too far. so you guys can keep whispering your dark sense of humour to each other when you attend a special event or in a public place or something and it wouldn't bother either of you.
taehyun
he kinda freaking loves your humour. the sarcasm, the wit; yeah, he lives for that stuff. it's quite similar to his own sense of humour, so it's no wonder why he is so attracted to you in the first place. he loves how quickly your brain works, and appreciates your sense of humour because some of your darker jokes have layers to them, which he finds super cool.
hueningkai
my gen-z boy right here is ready for this type of stuff. he's grown up being on the internet and knows all there is to know about dark humour anyway. so learning about your sense of humour and tendencies to be sarcastic honestly fits his vibe because he just gets you straight away and it's not awkward or unfunny at all. will 100% join you in these types of jokes anyways.
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dawntrail msq, 90-91
on its own i quite dig the jazz theme in tuliyolal but like. jazz? rly?
also. the only other place in this game with jazz is. amnesis anyder. just saying.
'so the north continent was dad's, and the south one was mom's, and the gap between is when mom slammed dad through the floor during a spat' 'hey that sounds like OUR mom and dad' man. you know what in this sort of fantasy work i would like Just Once for the protagonist to Not hail from not just the one culture/geographical region where the not-actually-gods came from but the subset of people who are Annoying At Every Possible Juncture about how They Know The Real Version Of This Story granted that wouldn't improve it any (imagine going to a remote country and they were like. 'oh yeah your mom and dad sound a lot like ours. so here's what Really happened'.) but it'd at least be a change of pace
anyway im calling it now. first promise was grown in a tube or something. where is this kid's mother anyway, huh.
(actually i'm getting. z-nos parallels from him. heir to a foreign throne, possibly grown in a tube, hankering for violence, conspicuously absent mother. pls let this be some standard issue appo overthinking)
hanu
if there's not an obscure sidequest at some point where i can do the moonlift dance for the hanu i'm going to be. unsurprised but also sad
oh. their fertility deity is an amaurotine Creation. (is it supposed to be calling back to quetzacoatl?? iirc neither the irl one nor the ff version have ever been associated much with fertility, but.) cool cool
oh cool we're teaching them about their own traditions cool cool
wuk lamat is getting hard carried by alphinaud's braincell and that's just sad
we're going to solve all our problems by having a party. and somehow it worked. okay.png
"nightworld silver piece" wasn't tha.t aren't those from norvrandt? huh???
pelupelu
oh, okay. so even disregarding what i know from plls: the golden city is up the tallest mountain, and valigarmanda is what's waiting for us behind the seal that lamat's dad put in place. that's where this is going right?
everyone pointedly looking at alphinaud when the warnings about canny traders comes up. never gets old
even erenville gets in on it and surely nobody told him that story. after all, people never talk off camera. he just Knows alphy is that Oblivious Rich Kid
why is it though that every time we run into 'traders' that aren't actively hostile the game contorts itself to be all like yeah they're Honest And Shit they're just Really Enthusiastic About Profit
i mean i know why but
erenville for dawn servant. tbh
..hm. you know it's. very {hmm} that like. of the four candidates, the two of them who are mamool ja are both 1. dicks 2. who choose the path of violence. meanwhile the catboy chooses the path of being a weird nerd, and the catgirl chooses the power of friendship.
back to tuliyolal
why are we suddenly problem solving for- oh its the deliery questlines okay. time to ignore those until i unlock the 100 scrip vendor
oh okay we're speedrunning this idiot's character arc. thank god
'do you ever feel bad compared to your peers' [looks at parses] [says nothing]
ah fuck this means we infected tural with the house of splendors. pack it up kids
koana really did come down to the docks just for some drama. i bet urianger put him up to this
dungeon 1: ihuykatumu
wait hold up can i force alphinaud to tank please say yes
oh never mind he only has dps or green dps options. boooo
3/4 casual static (2x flex,pct) lf @/tank @/healer @/dps for river journey that will definitely just be a chill float down the water
oh god they're using This Gimmick again it sucked in akademi anyder it still sucks now pls Stop
drowsie is cute. even if its a reskinned goobue
...okay the gear is reskinned pag. i guess? let me dye it already >:(
the colour scheme is nice at least
also the dungeon itself is gorgeous. i have to hand it to the art team
this is just thancred getting back at me for all that time i spend bullying him while levelling trusts huh
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I mean, that COULD be the case, but I think what anon is saying is that you should be able to take at least an hour out of your 24-hour day to be off the phone long enough to have a nice pleasant meal while out with your friends or loved one(s). Thank you, that's exactly what I meant. Tweets, fans OR business - all that can wait 1h (another anon, read more carefully pls). If the people that are hanging with her are ok with it, why does anon care? How do you know they're OK? 🤔 We don't know that. Maybe they'd want to politely ask her to stop doing it, but they don't want to hurt her feelings or whatever. Maybe she's well aware of her own bad habit and she recognizes it, she just can't fix it yet? Anyway, who would enjoy having the person you're talking to constantly cheking their phone? Is this some kind of new gen z trend? 😂 lol Anyway, in Z's defense, she doesn't do it all the time. yeah. ...only every other photo from a cafe lmao 😆.
I've got my eye on you, miss Z. I'm gonna collect pics of her scrolling memes at restaurants instead of having a chat with Darnell or enjoying her food or starring into Tom's gorgeous brown eyes after all. And I'll post all of it on IG (/j but kinda serious). I'm sure she'll laugh when she sees it from the outside.
To anon#2 and to all hardcore Z stans out there, pls chill. I'm not coming for your queen. She's my queen too. We're just joking around and roasting a little (and like old millennials we're making etiquette remarks lmao). That's it
Thanks for your input Anon 👍🏾😊
And yea, just cuz you love your fave doesn't mean that you have to feel like they are perfect. I have many faves but I know they're not perfect, and sometimes they may do (or say 👀) things that make me give them the side-eye lol, but it doesn't make me love my faves any LESS.
I think celeb culture has become so cultish these days, that you can't even playfully joke or point out smthg that you don't like or give the side-eye to, without being bashed or having rabid fans jumping down your back and snatching your edges. 🥴
Some fans need to put down the sword. There's a difference btwn pointing out an observation, and just being plain MEAN or catty about someone. The latter is totally uncalled for, and I usually try not to dwell on or post overly negative posts on my blog about anyone really. (Believe me, I get some crazy stuff in my inbox)
I'm pretty sure Z knows of her addiction to memes and her device just in general lol (I feel like she's even mentioned it before in an interview? 🤔), so I don't think anyone needs to tell her about herself. It's just the culture that we live in. 🤷🏾‍♀️ Just about everyone does it at SOME point.
Maybe she's been working on it and has actually improved! We really don't know lol 😆
But yea, it's just nice etiquette and manners to (at least when out to eat) put the phone down, and just enjoy that person's company.
Gen Z might feel differently though, so maybe it doesn't really bother them at all lol? 🤷🏾‍♀️ But for others, especially those raised by old-school standards, it might seem a bit rude to them.
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SHAHAHAHAHA STOP I JUST GOT JUMPSCARED BY THAT DOG THATS SO ACCURATE THOUGH??? Now that I’ve gotten over the original shock factor it’s kinda cute but in a “oh my you look like you need some love” kinda way (why’s it so crusty HAHSHSHSHS)
LMFOAOA Rin learning from the two older bros of PxG….but fr I need some goofy lines
No because Nagi sleeps and sits around doing nothing all day what kind of sleeping are you doing to get abs??? Tell me???
ABAHAGSH omg Karasu side chick….Otoya would be devastated
Oh wait I wasn’t aware that Shidou didn’t play in a club before?????? How’d he get scouted then actually…??? Shidou truly is THE enigma of blue lock LMAOAO
REAL like you play what now…? I mean like I played dragonvale and like tiny zoo which involved I guess some level of management but I played for the animals not the management part?? I feel like it would be really funny if he’s just like absolute ass at games like smash bros or Mario kart like I can imagine Otoya, hiori, and nagi kicking his ass LMAO honestly Yuki even beating him would be really hilarious
KARASU PANEL >>>>> ugh I nearly passed out when I first saw him come out in epinagi like prayers have been answered thank you epinagi!!!!!
No because what the hell are those shoes DHDGSHS maybe there’s something about soccer and neon colors I feel like neon yellow is a commonly used color for soccer teams and uniforms too (not just pro teams like little league equivalents and etc LOL) like…I thought the Wanima green shoes were already awful…
Also I saw a theory that their shoe color corresponds to what team they were on first selection!! I thought it was interesting and for the most part checks out but then you load up the official site and it seems team Z is supposed to be blue but Hiori (who was also revealed to be Z) has the team V white and black shoes so er..wondering if the anime team just kinda slapped on whatever color shoes but either way if it were true that would’ve helped a lot with clarifying the other stratums’ player distribution
According to that theory everyone new in second selection would’ve been from team V (black and white shoes) except Nanase who would be team Z (blue shoes)
-Karasu anon
PLEASEE omg i’m sorry for the jump scare 😭 it just is exactly how i view him…like oh you are so crusty i need to love you because no one else will…LMAO i feel like all hairless dogs kinda look like that 😩
rin is following in karasu and shidou’s footsteps but instead of being vaguely menacing/sassy/sexual he’s just going straight for the most insane stuff imaginable (we talked abt the “you’re my property” but also “this is your vip seat” @ isagi was equally as unhinged HELLO????)
NAGI NEEDS TO DROP THE ROUTINE imagine he’s just shredded because he rolls around sm in his sleep that he burns a bunch of calories 😭
yeah according the egoist bible it says “none” for soccer teams played for before bllk 😟 where did my man come from?? is he like an experiment made by ego and anri or smth i’m truly so intrigued by him PLS
i feel like if someone cheated on otoya he genuinely would repent for all of his sins HAHAAH he gives me the vibes that he’s always the heartbreaker but i think getting dumped first by someone he kinda liked might actually cure him 😭
i think we are actually the same person because i was a HUGE dragonvale player as a kid 😰 i actually also redownloaded it on my ipad in my senior year of high school so i could play it in class while pretending to take notes LMAOAOA #nagimoment 💔 i was like known for playing dragonvale in school and still getting good grades which looking back is crazy but yk i was on my grind 🥱 i was soooo happy whenever i got the gemstone dragons (my ruby dragon was my pride and joy) but agreed i didn’t go for aesthetics or anything i literally just tried to breed the prettiest dragons possible and sold the rest 😔
i feel like karasu would play as waluigi in both mario kart and smash and me personally i HATE waluigi so this enrages me but i fear it’s the only correct option for him 😢 in mario kart i think hiori would play as toad, otoya would play as yoshi (original green color) and nagi would play as king boo 🤔 and my goats WOULD beat karasu’s waluigi-picking ass 😴 yukimiya def accidentally joins, picks mario because he doesn’t know any other characters, and somehow manages to win just because karasu is so bad that he goes backwards for half of the map
no neon is sooo soccer like honestly it’s not in character but somehow so is?? those shoes are egregious though i’m actually interested to see how they’re animated…ig it’s to like set sae apart?? idk. but i’ve never heard that theory before it’s cool though!! and it makes sense that most of the players are from team v as that was supposed to be the “best” team in the five-team stratums so those players were probably more skilled and therefore more likely to make it through second selection.
also…a little birdie told me that the next hollyhock chapter will be up in the next hour or so 😯🤭😏🫣🤫 hehehe
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May 14, 2024 Ask the Team Q&A
Below the cut you can find all of the questions and answers from the ask the team Q&A:
Q: Will we be able to change the wall height in build mode at the start of early access? A: Yes, you will
Q: For jobs uniform, are the same uniforms applied to everyone or can we set different uniforms per job title? Example a chef having a chef outfit and wait staff having their own black outfits. A: Yes Uniforms can be set for different roles within a job and per title!
Q: Can we have the ability own more than one lot (Primary, Vacation, Business, etc) A: Not at the start of Early Access. We're definitely exploring 'real estate management' part of the game. We recognize builders are a huge part of the life sim community and tying in building to gameplay is a key goal.
Q: I would like to return to past question about attraction as I didn't fully understand it - is there plan for separated sexual and romantic orientation? A: At the start of Early Access, we do seperate gender from body type. We currently do not separate sexual from romantic but this is a good suggestion we will look at during Early Access. Thank you!
Q: What kinds of social events can we expect on the launch of early access? A: Through the in-game mobile phone, you can set up Birthday Parties, Weddings, House Parties, Housewarming, Beach Party, etc. You can also arrange to go on Dates.
Q: adding on to @ Simday1 question. Will LBY support terrain editors like Atlas or Gaia for world making? A: We will be evaluating even more region-editing during Early Access. That decision will be informed by the roll out of region-to-region travel.
Q: I asked this last time, but I thought I'd try asking again. I noticed in a video that lots can overlap to some extent. How far can we push this? Can we make it look like buildings are touching each other? Can we put lots on different Z levels above/below other lots? A: Yes, we have some experiments internally with terrace housing. Much more on this during Early Access.
Q: Would be possible to have different wall thickness in a build mode? I don't know if you considered it or not. I can see it being hard to implement from technical sides of things A: You can add objects or trim to the walls, but the wall thickness is a great suggestion. Pls add that to ⁠requests
Q: Are there plans for a fleshed-out criminal career? A: Potentially. This is under discussion.
Q: Will it be possible to increase multiple skills at once, either through quests or performing activities? A: Yes , you can easily script additional skill gains for any interaction.
Q: With painting/drawing skill do will characters be able to draw and paint images that you put in the game(asking if we are able to add png or jpg images in)? A: At the start of Early Access, you can have a character take a picture (using the in-game phone camera) and then have them paint that picture using an easel and hang that painting on your wall. RE: Ability for you to add png / jpg images - this is likely possible via mods.
Q: Can we change the Delivery Van? I want that retro black van I saw on the car dealership video. A: Currently, no. But that should be an easy thing for us to add to the modding list during Early Access. Good suggestion, thank you!
Q: Can the character we are currently playing, be invited to a wedding by a character we are currently not playing, so that we can attend as a guest? A: Yes! You can even setup a wedding for a story and play each character by right clicking on them any time if you wish. Combine this will entering your own dialog live as you play and you can make an entire unique wedding experience/ story.
Q: In regards to the demographic creator, will it be possible to set a demographic as joinable or not joinable? What I mean is, if you have a demographic of say goths or vampires (or some kind of social group), it would make sense for it to be possible for a character to become part of that demographic through gameplay....on the other hand if the demographic is say a Latino demographic, it wouldn't make sense for characters to be able to join that demographic through gameplay. A: It's not currently possible, though that may be possible through "Traits" which you can set as rewards for quests. This wouldn't change their appearance, but it would be able to add other things like Needs adjustments.
Q: Is the team thinking of adding free placement for tattoos, beauty marks,piercings,etc.? A: You can freely move a tattoo placement within their specific "body region" like torso = all over the torso, arms = all over the arms, beauty marks all over the face.
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mrsbakashi · 2 years
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Hey, can I ask for headcannons for Kakashi
E - Extra info
Q - Quiet please
S - Sleepy sex
T - Top or bottom
Z - Zones
pls ignore if I did this incorrectly 😅 Have a great day
hi, anon! you couldn't have done it better, and thank you for including the meaning of each letter so i am 100% sure you're talking about the dirty a-z headcanons. also thank you for requesting kakashi 💕
KAKASHI
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⚠️ c.w.: +18
e - extra info (any other fetishes? feet? leather? role playing? blood? fantasies that they might want to experience not on this list?)
it would be easier to ask what he isn't into, really. the man has so many fetishes it's crazy. it's probably because he spent most of his life holding back, isolating himself and reading smut, so now he has you he can't hold back anymore. swears he wants to try everything at least once (but doesn't mean it, because there's a very specific list of things he would never do such as share you with somebody else and/or hurt you, among other things). that being said, he has a thing for roleplay definitely.
another thing he loves is toys. loves trying new ones. his favorites are the ones he gets to control so when you go out together, on date nights or with friends, he just gets off knowing that he can make you come right there, while everyone around is oblivious to what's happening (or so he thinks). and because he loves watching you trying to control your moans and facial expressions, until you can't take it anymore and you beg him with your eyes, eventually excusing yourself to "reapply your lipstick" - then he meets you in the bathroom to help you, because it takes two to reapply a lipstick that was already perfect to begin with. so subtle. but he can't help it, i swear, you are his weakness.
also a huuuuge fan of cockwarming. like huge. he could just stay buried inside you forever if you didn't feel so f*ing good. you, his weakness.
taking the chance to also put non-dirty hcs, he loves doing every single thing with you. he's been alone for so loooong - it was actually sad when you first started dating because he didn't know how to have another person around and he would often forget he didn't have to be alone or do everything alone, but now that he learned you're there he just won't leave you alone anymore. he'll do absolutely everything with you now, he just loves being around you.
q - quiet, please (what’s the volume like in the bedroom? are they quiet? do they scream? do they like a loud partner? do they prefer if their partner is more soft spoken?)
kakashi is not loud at all - besides grunts and groans, cusses and some dirty words here and there he's pretty quiet. only because he likes to hear you more than anything, your moanings are his favorite sounds. he's pretty much addicted, if you ask me. it's almost as if he got off more on the sounds you make than anything else. so he does his best to not make any noises so you're the only thing that can be heard - he fails miserably sometimes tho.
but something he does a lot is praise you, specially during aftercare.
s - sleepy sex (do they give oral to wake their partner up? do they like receiving oral to wake up? do they like fucking their partner awake? being fucked awake? how about being fucked to sleep at night? do they have lazy morning sex?)
oh, please, he lives for it.
yes, you fuck to sleep at night, wrapped in each other's arms and heartbeats, and he loves that, but waking up before you just to eat you out and having you wake up all confused and screaming, at the edge of an orgasm is his favorite. the look in your eyes - perfect. the sounds you make while trying to say something but being completely overwhelmed by the sensation consuming you to be able to form any word - perfect. also a big fan of how much it takes you to be able to think straight afterwards, while he just holds your body into his and laughs.
totally not against you trying to get back at him and waking him up by giving him head - he usually wakes up with the mere sound of you moving in the bed, tho, but he still appreciates the effort. sometimes he'll even pretend he's asleep just to make you happy.
t - top or bottom (self explanatory…)
oh, you did try that - you just weren't successful. it was a delicious disaster, actually. on one minute he was agreeing with what you were saying, he even seemed interested, and on the other minute you were immobile beneath him while you two had one of the best sex you ever had. your dynamic is rarely about power, and kakashi can be really patient, he lets you play the part, he plays the part, but you're too adorable to resist when you think you have the power and he didn't know he was into that.
so, yeah, not a bottom.
z - zones (what are their erogenous zones? what spots on their body should be touched, bitten, kissed, when someone wants to get them in the mood?) 
i already did this one here, but i'll also take the opportunity to say that the fastest way to get him in the mood (on the rare occasions he's not) is by kissing his neck and jawline while caressing his chest - it sets him up instantly, almost like magic. if you want him to be a little more out of control throw in some bites as well, i swear the man will just lose his mind. you're in for a hell of a treat - good luck, you'll need it. but lord helps you if you're kissing his neck while sitting in his lap.
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silkylovey · 3 years
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Hi! I just found your page and I really like your writing! Can I please request a imagine where Tom and reader have been best friends since they were young, and the reader falls in love with Tom but he told her that he didn't feel the same, so reader acts like nothing happened whiles has to look at him fall in love with Zendaya, but then things go South between Tom and Z because he is actually in love with reader so he tells her? You can finish it however you like ♡
i love this!! pls send some requests
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Friends from another mother or father but they still felt like your own sibling.
That’s what Tom felt every time he looked at you, his childhood friend. Throwing little pieces of an eraser at each other in ms. Robertson’s class was how your friendship began with the Kingston boy. He always got picked on at school but you were his greatest comfort. He loved hanging out with you at your local park. Running around with Tess, playing tag, or hide-and-seek. You loved Tom, more than a brother. You thought that Tom was your soulmate.
Your contact got lost in the years of his fame. He was out in LA playing everyone’s hero, while you were struggling to pass your classes. When he came back for the holidays, he always found a way to meet up with you.
It was a cold day in London. The fourth of January to be correct. Tom texted you saying that he wanted to see you at a cozy coffee shop. You agreed and got ready. Today was the day, you were finally going to tell him about your feelings instead of pushing them away.
“Hi love, missed you,” he greeted you with a hug. You had missed his scent. “Hi Tom,” you said with a huge grin. “I’ve got to-“ “I’ve got to-“
You looked at each other with shocked eyes. He looked at you and told you: “Go on.”
“Tommy, we’ve been friends since God knows when and you know how I always talk about Greek mythology, well, soulmates were created by Zeus. How you may ask? Well according to a Greek myth, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. These double humans were made of either both parts male, both parts female or one-part make and one-part female. Fearing the power, Zeus split them into two separate beings, condemning them to spend their lives in search of their other halves. These people were called soulmates. And Tom, I think that we have that connection. I am utterly in love with you.”
His face was tense.
“Love, look. I came here to tell you that I am moving to LA to live with my girlfriend Zendaya. I love you, as a friend but nothing more. I could never date someone like you, it’ll ruin you. I love her, and I want to get married to her,” he said without even looking into your eyes. You couldn’t handle the rejection so you left with tears in your eyes.
When you arrived home, your cheeks were wet from crying all to way home but you decided to wish Tom the best even if it wasn’t with you.
“I hope you guys accomplish all of your dreams and I wish you the best <3”
Normally, you would but love you but you didn’t dare.
-a few months later-
You finished school and got your dream job. You’ve been going to the gym a lot and a cute guy named Adam. He treated you well even when you told him that you weren’t ready to date yet. “I’ll wait doll.”
Adam and you have been going on dates and he was a real gentleman. Always holding the door open for you, treating you with respect, holding you close in public, etc.
It was the sixteenth of October when you received a message from an unsaved number saying “Let’s meet up for coffee. Tom”
That was bad news, but you being the lovely doll you are, you texted him back saying “Sure at 10 tmrw”
You told Adam but he wasn’t really supporting you. “Love, I wouldn’t advise you to do it but if you do please be careful, and if something bad happens just call be alright. I’ll be right there.”
You were very thankful for Adam but you could do this on your own.
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When you arrived, you saw Tom sitting at your usual seats. You walked over and sat in front of him.
“Love, listen, I was an ass, I should never have moved to LA. Here is the place I belong to be with you, my soulmate. Zendaya and I, I just didn’t feel the same way with her as I do with you,” he told you with red eyes, his hands reached out to touch yours but he noticed a ring on your ring finger.
“Are you married?” you shook your head as a response. “No, it’s a promise ring from Adam,” you told him with a smile at the mention of Adam.
“You’re seeing someone? I thought you loved me and wanted to be with me”
“I did but I found Adam and he completes me and I’m sure you’ll find the person who will fully complete you,” you said while squeezing his hands before getting up and leaving Tom in the past.
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pbnjparker · 3 years
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Can you do Harrison where his Instagram is like him simping over the reader?
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hiii my lovely anon <3 tysm for requesting this and i hope u enjoy!!!
pairing: harrison osterfield x female!reader (hailee steinfeld face claim)
request a fic + blurb here!
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hazosterfield pls tune in to watch yourinstagram kick some ass on hawkeye! im so proud of you love!
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yourinstagram omg not the bear picture 😭 literally stop
hazosterfield you look super adorable i had too 😚
yourinstagram literally gonna cry :,) love u haz
hazosterfield I LOVE YOU MOREEE
tomholland2013 my bestfriend is now apart of the MCU!! congrats y/n!!!!!
yourinstagram TOMMYYYYY TYSM can’t wait for kate to meet peter
user477 LITERALLY what an iconic duo
yourinstagram we are such an iconic duo dont ya think? tomholland2013 user477
hawkeyeofficial welcome yourinstagram to the family 🏹
yourinstagram 💜🏹
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hazosterfield not enough words can describe how proud i am of yourinstagram, you’ve accomplished so much and im so glad i get to be by your side to see you grow! you’re beautiful and i cant believe you’re mine 💜 love you forever bub
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user36 omg bye when will it be my turn!!??
hazosterupdates i just know haz and y/n are crying together
user6 WHOS CUTTING THE ONIONS STOP
zendaya very well said harrison, proud to see our girl grow! love you yourinstagram
tomholland2013 dude you’re like full on in love 😗
zendaya and what’s the problem with being in love THOMAS
yourinstagram im so glad you’re in my life and so glad we get to grow with each other. thank you for always being there for me and helping me better myself. im so glad to have someone like you in my life 💜 love you forever haz
hazosterfield love you forever 💝
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hazosterfield WHY DOES SHE LOOK SO GOOD IN OLD PEOPLE CLOTHING??!! also looking mighty cute 🤠
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yourinstagram HAHAHAHA omg the corset does not suit me ✋🏽 still loving it though
yourinstagram this is my felt cute, might delete later moment :p
hazosterfield i think you look very cute :D
yourinstagram i feel like you’re obligated to say that ✋🏽
hazosterfield literally stop rn
zendaya MY QUEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNN still rockin outfits from any era
yourinstagram omg love you z <3
tomholland2013 👸🏽
harryholland64 everyone after this pic was taken y/n proceeded to cry because she saw a grasshopper
yourinstagram OOOOO HARRY i know you did not just say that ✋🏼 its on sight next time i see you 👊🏼
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kookstempo · 2 years
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Idol verse jk and oc on stage performing while oc was mad at him , like that beyonce and jay-z performance. Thanks <3
hello, beautiful anon. sorry for the looooooong ass wait, uni has been eating me alive. here you go, i hope you enjoy it and pls interact with it :( <3
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Jungkook is what people call a social butterfly; friendly with everyone, outgoing, charismatic. And you’re 100% sure his ex-girlfriend, Jihyun, would agree. You don’t hate the girl - she is a very talented kpop idol like Jungkook and you are, but you’re not supposed to like your partner’s ex, right? Or get along with them, in other cases.
Working for a different company has taken a toll already on your relationship with Jeon. It all started back in January at an after-party. Your company had very strict rules for all of their idols to prevent any fake relationship scandals. If you wanted to be friends with someone from another company, demonstrations of affection were entirely out of the picture, let alone hanging out together. So when Jungkook approached you that night, stating that he didn’t care about your company’s rules, you had decided to say “fuck it”, too - with alcohol in your system it was simple - and agreed to go out for coffee with him. In spite of that, you were practically forced to follow the rules your companies had set - not allowing you to be seen in public and arranging your “work meeting” somewhere else.
If it was difficult once, it became even more difficult when the connection between you two started growing and you wanted to date. Things became progressively better with time, the restrictions your company had set were slowly becoming less strict, and some were forgotten. Yet, 5 months into your relationship and you’ve been seen with Jungkook less than 7 times, even if now everyone knows about your relationship.
In the same way it has always been, you both had gotten a lot of hate; why were both of you dating people from other companies? What if that caused Jungkook to drop Big Hit and join your company? That hate felt almost one-sided. But there was love, too - two of the most powerful dancers and vocalists in a relationship, the adorable size difference… Head high and heart in hand, you pushed through and your relationship kept growing.
The thing you really can’t seem to get past is the rumors. All kinds of rumors. One month it’s Jungkook “crying” on stage because you broke up, next month your company releasing you because of your relationship with him, and so on.
But this month’s rumor has to be the worst - with the most terrible timing. Jungkook, three other K-pop idols, and you had been called to make a performance together for the MAMAs, something people weren’t expecting. He was more than excited since BTS’s schedule was finally freer, therefore leaving space for him to fit it into his agenda. The group’s energy and nervousness were high during the last week of rehearsals. There was a plan B, plan C, plan D even, for any emergency. 
So the last thing you needed the day of the awards was for your boyfriend to be seen with his ex-girlfriend on the red carpet - going to the extent of taking pictures together. People were starting to doubt your relationship - once again - due to the lack of times you’ve been seen together, thinking it is forced or to benefit your companies.
“Have you seen the pictures of Jeon and Jihyun tonight, Miss Y/N?” A reporter’s question resounds between the millions of questions being thrown at you.
Do not stop smiling, Y/N. You’ll give them something to talk about. 
Redirecting your focus to another person behind the cameras asking you to pose, you wink towards the camera and decide it’s enough, grabbing the tail of your dress and walking to the entrance of the building. When you’re out of sight, you lose the facade and groan, walking faster to locate your backstage area. The performance is one of the first to start the show - when you locate the area, you are immediately pulled in by the makeup artists so they can help you get into your outfit.
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You know he’s already in the building. If the screams weren’t indicator enough, both your manager and Seohyun telling you that Jungkook is looking for you finish breaking the news. You brush both of them off with a “thanks, I’ll go to where he is”, but stay on your side of the stage. The performance is bound to start in 7 minutes…more than enough time for you to go talk to Jeon, but you don’t want to. Putting one airpod in, you play your performance’s track to rehearse a bit, lightly marking every step. 
“Why are you so good even if you’re just marking?” A voice you recognize as belonging to your boyfriend speaks behind you.
Acting as if you can’t hear him, you replay the song and begin marking the steps again. This time, you do it with more intensity - nervousness has started to creep in. It’s the first time in a while you have been on stage with other idols and the expectations are high. They are all practically aces.
“You know I can see you only have one airpod in, right babe?” 
Fuck. Pressing your lips together, you turn to him and give him a weak smile, followed by a shrug. The couple of minutes left you have start breathing on your shoulder. You hear the performance before yours finishing, you turn off your airpod and hand it to your assistant, same with your phone.
“Hi. Aren’t you supposed to be on the other side of the stage already?” you respond coldly, shrugging your sweater off. 
It’s clear Jungkook isn’t expecting this attitude from you. You’re never like this, no matter the amount of anxiousness you are experiencing - normally sweet yet straight to the point so you don’t get distracted. He’s expecting you’ll reply to your assistant with the same biting tone when she asks you if you’re going to let your hair down, but when you reply with the sweetness he’s used to, he knows he fucked up. But he doesn’t know why.
When the time for him to go to his side of the stage arrives, he asks your assistant to walk with him to interrogate her and see if he can get any information. She seems pretty nervous - why is Jeon Jungkook talking to her? Who should she obey? He’s in a rush; if she spills the tea, she has to be brief. It’s with a long sigh and shaky hands that she lets him know the reason you’re upset.
“She saw the pictures of you and Ms. Jihyun on the red carpet. She has been on edge this week since there have been many rumors regarding your relationship… on top of that, there are people asking her if you broke up, who dumped who - and when she denies it, some people have the nerve to say things like ‘and you’re supposed to perform with him after that encounter?’ ‘sucks to be you’.”
He’s screwed. God, he’s such an idiot. He is not supposed to avoid Jihyun, it has never been an issue. But today? Yeah, today should have been an exception. He had heard about the rumors, yes. 
You two hadn't had a chance to speak about them, or even dispel them by being seen together.
After he thanks your assistant, he is ushered to his spot on the side of the stage where he has to wait until his part, which is right before yours. Going through the steps in his head, he hopes with all he can that the performance turns out the way it’s supposed to - no accidents, no visible tension between you two, especially on that last bit where everyone will dance together and you have a small section with him.
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Jackson’s piece was amazing. You cheer for him from your spot backstage and then the lights go down so they can transition from Jackson to Jungkook. You’re proud of him, of course, but the tight feeling in your chest won’t go away no matter what. You try to tell yourself it’s nervousness and not that - knowing Jihyun is in the audience cheering for your boyfriend and how that will make the rumors grow more.
“Grin and bear, it’ll be over soon and you can talk it out,” you tell yourself, focusing on how good of a dancer Jungkook is, while also being ready to step on stage the second you’re told to. 
His part is coming to an end, so you step on your stage mark where the lights are still down, and get in position, back turned to the crowd and surrounded by a couple of backup dancers. The moment the music starts, you forget about all the tension from earlier. It’s just you and the rhythm. The swaying of your hips, the musicality you carry, the way your body flows freely and powerfully earn you loud cheering. In the last piece of your choreography, you turn to face the right side and roll your hips to the beat of the music, gesturing with your hands to the crowd to be louder, finishing with the ending pose.
“Grin and bear, it’s almost over…” You whisper to yourself again as the lights are turned off and redirected to the final member, Jungwon. 
After his part, your section with Jungkook comes. The chemistry is always present and you hope it doesn’t seem forced after what happened. Dancing together may not be enough to completely clear off the rumors, but it’ll help. Shaking these thoughts off, you put your game face on and start strutting towards him, following the beat of the music. You’re pretty sure there’s a tiny scowl on your face because even if the crowd can’t see his expression, he seems frozen. You face the crowd and wink, then turn to him with a smirk and pull him by the collar where you sway together as the intro of the choreography.
He seems briefly relieved when you’re dancing all over him. But it hits him right then and there: you’re still pissed, and you’re just doing it for the crowd.
In the last seconds of the dance, Jungkook grabs your waist and pulls you back to him, like at the beginning of your section together. As you begrudgingly stare at him with pure love, despite your irritation, he grins lightly since he has to be discreet, and the music comes to an end seconds later. That - apparently - pulls you out of your trance; you pull away from him once your ending fairy is long enough. A bit breathless, you push your hair back and walk backstage, not waiting for Jungkook. The few people wandering around can sense you’re pissed - the few words of encouragement your ears are able to pick up are muttered in a shy, restrained tone. The door’s handle is within reach, but before you’re able to pull on it, someone grabs it and stops you from opening it.
“Uh, are you looking for your dressing room? This one’s mine…” 
The words die in your throat once you turn around and realize your boyfriend is the one holding the handle, looking mad but blue at the same time. He is having second thoughts about something - he won’t let go of the door’s handle. You know him better than you know yourself, so it doesn’t take you by surprise when he hugs you tightly after you give him a meek nod and loosen your grip on the handle. 
“We need to talk.” Both of you mumble at the same time, your words followed by a quiet giggle. 
“Please, my darling, you go first. I want to know what’s going on in that pretty head of yours so we can talk it through.”
You try to ignore the butterflies in your stomach. Your boyfriend has always been very considerate and respectful of whatever it is that you’re feeling. Organizing your thoughts, you clear your throat. 
“I saw the pictures of you and your ex tonight… So imagine my reaction when everyone starts talking about you and your ex on the red carpet while I had to go in by myself. And it hurts because we are rarely seen with each other because you are afraid of all the hate I'll get. But, Jungkook,” you step closer to him and grab his face with both hands, gently. 
“I believe our love is bigger than that hate, and we will be able to push through. I would love for everyone to know about us more than the basic ‘oh yeah they’re together, we haven’t heard any news about them breaking up’. I want people to never doubt our love, give them reasons not to…” You trail off, the crack in your voice noticeable enough and not allowing you to keep going.
“I imagined that would be the problem. I know I fucked up, my love. My most sincere apologies, I didn’t think it would be misinterpreted. But I think of it now and the media manipulates shit and creates a totally different story. Jihyun is a good friend of mine and you know it, we discussed it. But I should prioritize you.” 
He hasn’t stopped looking at you. He does this whenever he wants his message to really go through. Tears leave your eyes without a warning, and you direct your gaze to the floor, at which Jungkook tsks.
“Hey, no… Look at me with those beautiful eyes. That little look you gave me on stage, while I had you in my arms? Fuck, it was so hard for me to keep dancing and not take your breath away with a kiss. Then you looked all angry at me, and I knew right then and there I’d do everything I could to have you never look at me like that again.” 
Standing on your tiptoes, you kiss him, hard. He’s taken aback by it, but he doesn’t hold back and kisses you back with all of his might. When you kiss, you feel as if you can touch and see the stars even with your eyes closed. Lips made to connect with each other, yet every kiss feels different, brand new.
He steps back after a while, reluctantly. You are leaning in to kiss him again, but he stops you with his words.
“Sure thing, angel. Let’s give them what they’ve been wanting to see.”
You feel the change that night. It's not just you and Jungkook, by yourselves - you walk hand-in-hand to the car that will take you to your hotel room since you’ve decided to skip the afterparty.
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hi everyone !! my blog has recently hit a milestone and because it's my birthday ( technically on sunday but idc 💀 ) as well, i wanted to celebrate with all of you ! thank you so so much for following me and being a part of this wonderful journey 💕 i’m so grateful to each one of you for having supported me so i’ve decided to do a follow forever !! it means the world that you guys appreciate what i put out :(( so here’s a shoutout to all the amazing people i’ve had the honour of befriending here 💕
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