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tsunem-dilem · 3 days ago

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Tsunemi Hirano

Dazzling sunny idol, illuminating the stage with her color☆

(art above by my v cool friend @crikuu!!! full creds to them thank you shawty <3)

A young woman who wants to spread light and experience everything about ES and idols. She is sociable, friendly, and wants to get along with everyone they meet, but holds a hidden serious side when things need to change or get done. With a bright singing voice, she gives peppy performances guaranteed to bring your mood up.

She is currently a member of ShawtyPOP! under NEW DIMENSION, featuring herself, SSERII (created by @yume-tonin), Camellia Kordula (created by @floriographica), and Kanami Lovette (created by @crikuu), and produced separately by A.D. Vyse (created by @musical-ghostie).

Age: 19

Graduated From: ???

Circles: Niki's Kitchen, Manga Club, Mystery Researchers, ASOBI Club, Ibara Lecture, BIBLION

Height: 160cm (5'3")

Weight: 55kg (121 lbs)

Date of Birth: April 18th (Aries)

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Roommates: SSERII, A.D. Vyse, Kanami Lovette, Camellia Kordula

Handedness: Right-handed

Blood Type: B

Likes: Plushies and other comfy objects, sweet snacks, collecting coins

Dislikes: Oranges, pessimistic outlooks

Favorite Food: Chocolate (and any sweet related)

Family: Parents, older brother (distant)

Hobby: Collecting coins, helping others, drawing

Specialty: Making people smile

Image Color: #FFF189

Relationship Descriptions:

Ibara: Old coworkers (sort of) reconnecting. Ibara is down bad nasty insane about her but is also EMOTIONALLY CONSTIPATED AS FUCK. Tsunemi tries to help him open up and turn his face toward the sun, the light he abandoned, while he sways between wanting to manipulate and conquer her and falling more into a genuine, softer love. The Toxic Straights of all time. Fated lovers but evil. Yuzuru: Gentle and genuine x completely shy and in love. Watched him perform in a fine live one time and completely fell for him. Wants to close the distance between them but is intimidated by him and his seemingly perfect persona. Cares for her v much and wants to always support her. Prince x commoner (imagined) vibes lowkey. Please serve her you perfect man I love you Yuzuru. Tsumugi: Guardian angel x bringer of smiles. Works under the same agency, and Tsunemi helps out Tsumugi whenever she can since she knows he's busy. He's super shy and wants to confess but doesn't think the feelings are reciprocated (they are) and thinks that Tsunemi will definitely find someone better (she has room for you!) Fated lovers sort of, but sad. Chin up bird boy you've got it!! Chiaki: Helped her come out of her shell in her past, and she's his #1 fan!! They're like. besties in love, almost? They're super close and super friendly and they want to help each other shine and spread hope and justice!! Really wants to repay him for how much bravery and strength he gave her in the darkest time of her life... RYUSEI Red, my hero!! Keito: Fear crush. Fear crush. Has a quest to collaborate with every idol in ES, and is... rightfully terrified of AKATSUKI, more specifically, their leader. With a bit of pushing from Camellia (the AKATSUKI representer) she learns at least to get a bit more comfortable around him! But that fear turns into a weird... longing, as she realizes that huh, maybe he's a little attractive and is maybe my type and thinks a little too hard about it... Does not tell anyone about it ever (but is so obvious about it that practically everyone knows) and buries it as the universe keeps trying to get her to say something to him. Chaos and ridiculous shenanigans ensue. Fated lovers but not evil. But evil for Tsunemi. She's dying. Help her. Hiyori: Started out as rivals at some point (there can only be one sun here!) but slowly evolved into a weird disjointed sort of friendship! They bond and grow, and Hiyori begins to find Tsunemi so cute, like, she's the most adoooorable little thing. Begins to pamper her and take her out more, in hopes of winning her affections and getting closer to her! He has so much love to share, and she's the perfect vessel!! Nagisa: Circle buddies! Autism and ADHD/AuDHD creatures, respectively. Both very curious about everything, and became friends because. well, she's friends w practically everyone in Eden. She finds him really pretty and interesting, and he finds her very... cute, like a cat. They hang out when they can :D Madara: First person she meets in ES! Family trauma (poor relationship w mom) builds into the sweetest little found family duo you've ever seen. Helps her find her strengths as an idol and put her feet on the ground. Souma: Kitchen circle buddies! Friendliest with him out of all of AKATSUKI. Wataru: Just a couple of sillies. Idk I just like the thought of them interacting a lot. Other friends: All of Ryuseitai, Hiiro, Tatsumi, Niki, Tsukasa, Arashi, Nazuna, Mitsuru, Natsume

Psst, hey, do you want to imagine what sort of songs Tsunemi would sing as an idol/want a better read into her joyous energy? *throws this at you!* (and an alt ver with no ES!! music for those who do not want to engage w their content at this time!) Thanks for reading! If you made it down here, you get a high five! 🤚

#tsun yaps #sunlit songbird☀️#enstars oc #enstars sona #sorry for fuckin yappin (said to the tune of sorry for party rockin) /lhj #anyways trivia and lore will be on the way soon for her <3

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magixfairyix · 8 months ago

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Zenothe

(Currently creating lore in my head for different universes/characters in Winx Club, so introducing the first out of three for Darcy's planet, that is not cannon but in my two fanfictions it is: Zenothe)

~Several Earth cultures have roots and influences from similar ones in the Magical Dimension, and the practice of modern-day witchcraft is one of them. In the year 58 A.D. (after the Great Dragon's descent onto the planet of Domino, therefore creating the Magic Dimension) several witches from Domino migrated to Earth to find peace, as at this time it was just found out that every witch had roots in a creature from Oscurita that had just been closed. Witches were also figuring out how to use their powers as no one knew how witch magic worked and that one must use negative emotions.

~When the Wizards of the Black Circle went to Tir Nan Og (all of the wizards were outcasted and wanted revenge on fairies) the witches left Earth, knowing that the fairies always hated them and that they didn't owe them anything.

~The witches then transported themselves to a dark planet that orbited Solaria's moon, which was uninhabited. It was dim most of the time and greyish, but still beautiful. It was completely empty and barren. One of the witches sacrificed her body for everyone else to perform a siphoning ritual that made plants begin to grow from her last life force and magic, and they have a holiday for this. (The Day of Life). The witch's name was Ruse, hence the Grimore of Ruse, where all the main laws of Zenothe are kept

~The original witches (originally from Domino) created a small altar with a dark flame, known as the lifeblood of Zenothe considering it has none as it was dead before they arrived. Domino's lifeblood is the Great Dragon, Solaria's in the three suns, etc.

~They began to build the towns there using the trees around the area and soon built a good place. Over the years to the current day, it hasn't changed much, but they've added some more technology to their lives.

~Eventually, word got out and witches who were also disliked went to Zenothe and soon the population grew. They practiced their traditions in peace and were sort of outcasted from the rest of the Magical Dimension, though trade deals are still substantial between Zenothe and Linfea.

~Zenothe is prosperous in ore, rare plants for potions and rituals, and animals for meat and whatnot (and... also rituals lol). Linfea is prosperous in plants, produce and plants that need a lot of sunlight but does not have any ore.

~Any faries or specialists who want to live there are welcome, but it is common courtesy across the Magical Dimension to respect the customs of the planets one visits. As long as you follow Zenothian customs---outlaid in the Grimore of Ruse.

~However, the Grimoire can be added to as long as it is negotiated with the citizens and the coven heads. You'll be fine and welcome if you come to Zenothe, but if you don't purposfully follow customs then expect glares. The same goes for other planets anyway

~(Population: 89% witches, 6% specialists/wizards, 5% faries)

~Grimore of Ruse: 15 Zenothian Customs, one created by each of the 15 witches that first arrived at Zenothe from Domino. But other witches came to Zenothe afterwards so no incest occurred. Also, someone from specific planets can request a Zenothian trail before the Coven Heads.

~The ones with this agreement are Linfea/Zenothe and are allowed to request trials from each other, but in the current day (after my story S.S.S. when the Shaman Witch is defeated and everyone relatively goes back to their lives) planets such as Solaria and Diamond are trying to form trade alliances.

~Solaria for rare plantlife that doesn't grow in the sun, and Diamond for the same reason and animals because they are rebuilding thier ecosystem after the fall of the Shaman Witch and while Icy is crown princess.

~Grimoire of Ruse:

(From Ruse) Always respect the resources the land gives you; the magic, the plants, the animals, and all natural resources.

2. Treat all with respect to matter the past, present, or future. (May exclude the below if the act was purposful with no sign of mental damage).

3. Those charged with acts of sexual assualt if purposful and void of mental damage will be magically and perminantly circumcised no matter the sex.

4. Welcome all to Zenothe as long as customs are followed, and one has the responsability to follow the customs of the plants they go to.

5. The people have the right to overthrow the Coven heads if they choose to ignore the wishes of the people/ignore the Grimore of Ruse and call for a re-election.

6. The people have the right to free speech, religion, and freedom of action as long as one does not abuse this right to make others feel unwelcome/un-respected (which most people do not abuse this right.)

7. No matter the act all are entitled to a trail in front of the Coven Heads (basically the main covens are the government and sub-covens can be invited/requested/can request to be a part of a trail) and the people of Zenothe.

8. If part of a designated coven one must uphold the values of said coven or else face warnings (one is entitled to three unexcused warnings) or expulsion from the coven for a maximum of two years.

9. Magea (faries, specialists, witches, wizards, undines, pixies, etc) sacrifices are illegal unless facing life or death circumstances and the act is voluntary. Creature (the word animal isn't used in the Magical Dimension) sacrifices are only legal if necessary and approved by Coven Cervus and all its members, as well as Coven Tempus. (More information about the covens is later on)

10. Complete eradication of any plant or animal species (if under one's own control) will have the individual face banishment from Zenothe for 50 consecutive years.

11. One can be a part of multiple covens, though only a maximum of two head covens/one head coven and two sub-covens. Freelance covens do not fall under this category, though freelance covens are able to name themselves as representatives should a trial occur.

12. One can gain Zenothian citizenship if in residency for two years, if five citizens of Zenothe can vouch for one's character, and if one swears to follow the Grimore of Ruse when residing in Zenothe for the Zenothian customs may not apply to other planets.

13. All are welcome upon passing (excluding those who had committed one of the unspeakable crimes under thier own control, these said crimes shown below) to have thier magical essence removed from thier body and siphoned over to a pendulum to hang from the Tree of Life all years past thier death; to non-sentiently give wisdom to the citizens of Zenothe.

14. The unspeakable crimes are as follows (if acted under one's own control of self and magic and sane train of thought): s$xual @ssault, eradication of any plant or animal species, murd$r, any sort of @buse

15. Those who had committed any of the unspeakable crimes under thier own control and sane train of thought will have thier Zenothian citizenship permanently removed and may face additional charges as decided by the Head Covens and the citizens of Zenothe.

~Zenothe, like a lot of the Magical Dimension, does not unnecessarily gender things. Even Solaria or Erakleon does not require male royalty to wear suits and female royalty to wear dresses and gowns. More so only during large celebrations out of traditions for those two planets. But Domino and Diamond says fuck it. Let the queens wear suits and let's get Oritel in a dress.

~If things are like that on other planets it is because of tradition and not because of outright hate. Such as not wanting a prince to marry another prince as the bloodline must continue. But honestly, most planets will accept two princes marrying each other if they find a doner of a royal lineage. Erakleon and Andros are more strict on that and less lenient because of tradition, but some people are just assholes it's not a planet-wide hate thing.

~As Zenothe runs on an electoral democracy (different powerful coven heads are elected and nominations for others can occur) monarchy and lineage means fuck all. Powerful witches with powerful lineages are still respected, but they have a belief that power can always be developed and that everyone is valued.

~There are five primary covens that oversee different aspects, and the coven heads receive applications for the covens and normally open any who are dedicated to putting the work into it.

Coven Viridis: Oversees the plant life of Zenothe and makes sure that no plant species are overused. Consists primarily of nature magea (mainly plant element, air element, ground element, along those lines)

2. Coven Cervus: Oversees the animal life of Zenothe, sets protections, healthy and ethical hunting. (Magea can be vegan, vegetarian, et cetera but just respect all. As long as you respect where the meat comes from). A sub-section of Coven Cervus is the Protectors (Darcy joins them later on after the events of S.S.S.) who research wildlife, new species, and dangerous species, and also stop them from getting too close to the several main settlements.

3. Coven Societas: Oversees meetings between covens/disputes that concern economics or societal structure. Makes sure the currency/pay rate is going well, watches over supply and demand and intervenes if needed.

4. Coven Homines: Oversees Coven Council meetings, Coven Head elections, how well the covens are functioning, school systems, and social programs. People stuff. Also suggestions to the Grimoire of Ruse along with the last coven.

5. Coven Tempus: Oversees the traditions/customs/events of Zenothe. Reads over the Grimore of Ruse, and suggestions to it but they can only happen if agreed by all five of the Covens and the people of Zenothe.

~One can be a part of a primary coven (or multiple but it's like a full-time job so it's not recommended, and yes, you get paid) and be part of a sub coven. Primary covens are funded by Coven Societas. Sub-covens are not named typically and are funded by grants from Coven Societas and donations, also pay a good amount but just a bit less.

~Zenothian Corpus Os (body bone, as until the trade deal with Linfea started they used bones from animals as currency) is the currency. They still use the name even though they use Linfean currency: Diya, small compressed coin-like disks of compressed plant waste/fossilized wood/other.

~The exchange rate between Diya/Corpus Os to Earth dollars is 5 U.S. dollars for every 1 Diya/Corpus Os. It has more value than the typical dollar and one can go to Coven Societas to cut some of thier Corpus Os in halves/quarters for smaller purchases.

~Primary Coven wage: 24 Corpus Os per day of satisfactory work. 9 am to 5 pm is one day of work, and one can request extra work/overtime. (Deemed satisfactory by the observer, with one in each group working within the coven.)

~Sub-Coven wage: 15 Corpus Os per day of satisfactory work. 10 am to 3 pm is one day of work, and one can request extra work/overtime up to two extra hours otherwise the sub-coven hours become primary coven hours, which have to be observed by one of the primary covens. Usually for those with two incomes/with children, which is why two combined is more than the primary coven wage because children do be expensive.

~Normal job wage: 21 Corpus Os per day (9 am to 5 pm) or 12 Corpus Os per day (10am to 3pm). It is not as organized and one can self-direct more, so it normally includes less work in a lot of cases. Normal jobs are not that common

~Since witches were too busy trying to find somewhere where they were not hated gender also means fuck all. Concepts of boys, girls, man, woman, not either, et cetera, and whatnot still exist in Zenothe but they're more of a term to express oneself instead of assigning a gender based on sex. Also, with sexual orientation people have preferences and typically you don't need a word for them, but honestly, you can have a word for it (migration between planets brings new words woohoo) or not and either way people will love you.

~Just depends on whether you want a label or not.

(Zenothe is top tier we love it.)

~So if you take someone from Zenothe, bring them to Earth, and someone rudely tells them girls must wear dresses (and that French genders literal ice cream as masculine) they'll generally be like "Why wtf?" and debunk every possible argument.

(More information regarding Zenothe and my headcanons for Winx Club hopefully will come soon)

(Genually I spent too long on this but eheh)

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mischief-lies-and-stories · 1 year ago

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Loki Episode 5 Coherent Thoughts

Spoilers for Episode 5. Once again, I have not rewatched before posting.

Most of this is lokius related because I'm still a damn fool.

I want the twist at the end to be that Loki gives Mobius (and the others) back his memories to give him the choice to go back to his life, and is just really sad about it, because he expects Mobius to want to go back to his kids who don't have a mother. But he gives him his memories of his past and they're... not what he saw when he found him. Like at all. I'm not gonna speculate on specifics (*cough* Theo Bell *cough*) but he doesn't have the responsibilities of being a single parent. And Loki's like 'No, but you had two boys,' and he tells Mobius about them and they both kind of realize at the same moment that they looked like Mobius but acted like Loki. None of that was real. Mobius made all that shit up and it somehow manifested. Because he's got it B-A-D for Loki, like a middle schooler with their first crush imagining an entire life with them.

Alternatively, I saw only one other post about this but maybe it's gotten some traction by now, but maybe Mobius's wife got Blipped four years prior. So the good thing is the boys are gonna have a parent in a year even if Mobius decides to stay with Loki.

Hi hello I'm still disturbed that these very young children have been possibly left home alone for eight hours (he says his shift is 9-5), and Mobius couldn't even answer the phone when they called. We don't see a babysitter. Mobius, this is neglect. For the children's sake, I fucking hope either A. they aren't real, or B. a more responsible parent is about to come back and take care of them in 2023. (Ugh, but Love having cousins who are about her age and just as chaotic as she is would be amazing.)

I've come up with the worst Dad joke and a way for Mobius to get out of his bribery with his kid he for sure cannot deliver on. He brings OB around for dinner. OB's timeline name (if I read the subtitles correctly) is A.D. Doug. ADDOUG=A DOG. And his TVA name is Ouroboros, the SNAKE eating its own tail. (Alternatively, you now know Loki, you can borrow his sons Fenrir and Jormungandr. Blended family.)

I know it hasn't been explicitly stated, but I thought the whole thing with Alioth in season one was meant to imply that Loki now knows how to restore memories. So why the fuck doesn't he try it in this episode? Even if he's pretty sure they're all where they were prior to the formation of the TVA, it's still after for him, so why wouldn't he at least try it? When he kept moving toward Mobius in the garage scene I thought he was gonna grab his head but he doesn't. (Maybe he was interrupted by OB, but he has ample opportunity later.)

It just needs to be said because I love history. I am obsessed with Casey being Frank Morris. Both he and Loki being central to these ongoing (technically) mysteries is amazing. Like unlike Cooper it is generally accepted that Frank and his co-escapees drowned during the attempt, but no bodies identified as the men were ever found (if my shallow dive into the wiki article immediately following the episode is to be believed). OB, your boyfriend's a convict lolololol!

AD Doug is still gender-neutral though. It's 1994 but my boi can still be enby. (I'm aware enby people existed well before this but, and the wiki is not being helpful, I think the specific term was coined in the mid to late 90s or possibly later, so OB may not have been aware of it.)

I don't think Marvel is moving toward Casey/OB (at least not before the end of this season, if we get another season it MIGHT be a different story), but fuck it would be so funny if they met so much later than lokius but were able to get their shit together faster than lokius. I think it'd check out for for everyone involved. Hell, maybe they're already together and it just hasn't come up yet to the group. That'd be funnier (bonus points if B-15 already knows though).

Loki for some fucking reason: Hold on, I gotta look cool and suave for this dork of a single dad who's already informed me at least three times of his own volition that he's single.

#loki #loki tv show #loki theories #loki season 2 #sylvie laufeydottir #mobius m mobius #loki season 2 spoilers #lokius #loki 2x05

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a-d-nox · 2 years ago

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hey do you happen 2 know anything ab asteroid bella square ascendant and trine sun ? ive been searching evrywhr n ppl r mostly only talking ab bella conjuct asc etc. does it being square ascendant mean the beauty is downgraded; ugly ? 💀 since yk bella conjuct enhances the beauty and in my mind square just immediately equals 2 "ugly"/ downgrade lol

bella-asc: negative aspects: these people can be very uncomfortable in their own skin for a majority of their life, relying on the validation of others but not turning to themselves for validation that they feel beautiful (advice: you must do what makes you feel comfortable and confident in your skin, not what others tell you to, in order to master the stunning, shell-shocking confidence of this hard aspect). they can feel as though everyone is looking at them with judgment/scorn, but, in reality, it their own internal philosophies that is projected onto others - advice: be careful with how you analyze others, it breeds your own insecurities oftentimes. it's likely that these people have unconventional beauty that is not "mainstream."

bella-sun: positive aspects: chances are their ambition, caring nature, positive outlook despite the cruel reality of the world, and/or ability to express themselves so freely makes them a very beautiful person to be around. not all beauty is external often it comes from the inside out (i'm saying this as an aphrodite square chiron person)! these people appear to be positive and to nearly glow. everything about them is radiant and youthful from skin and hair to their internal state of mind.

my unpopular opinion: WHOEVER is out here saying that bella conjunct asc is the prime beauty aspect needs to knock it off. i don't like seeing asks like this where people believe they are a "downgrade" or "ugly" because y'all obsessed with conjuncts. reminder: a conjunct is the long sword of the astrological verse - it is both the positive and negative. the peaceful and the abrasive. branch outside of just the conjunct world; believe it or not there are a lot of aspects that are quite lovely.

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antonio-chandranis-dream-blog · 10 months ago

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it's fine to keep dreaming. earth year 2005 a.d.

What I ate this morning… Right. I stole my brother Raj’s junky chocolate éclair for his own good. He tried to kill me, but Fernando held him back. After that, I went and spoke with Layla. She told me she couldn’t save me from Alejandro Caldera-Altaha. She’s so dramatic. All I wanted was a little hint for how annoying our exchange might be… Gatekeeping-ass seer.

I went to where Alejandro was—simply standing by the seashore! We are still vacationing by the City of the Starry-eyed, and much too close to the father I cannot stand. Why always this city? Not that I care for the plans of adults, even our fabled mentor’s, Kiyotaka Miura.

I didn’t wait. >:( I told Alejandro I’d throw his prize into the sea!

Do you know what he said? He smiled at me as he said it— “I fucking wondered if you would.”

I obviously—I obviously had to open my damn trap and say, “If you put it on my wrist for me, I’d have to wear it.”

“Why?” The one he names Alejandro—the one I have known for eras as Shakir—asked. “Because it’s something everyone expects.” “But would you suddenly want to?” Shakir sounded so curious—he is that kind of young man. “You just said you were going to drop it in the sea.” “Something like this… I’d hate it. You’re such an idiot. Still, if you—”

He said, “I would never do that.”

Alejandro Caldera knows, you see—we’re supposed friends, and nowhere near lovers. The world knows. Through our streams, those million eyes always… They’re always waiting for him to announce his beloved—Alia, or Khalida, or… Diego… No.

Anyway, I was an idiot and had to go and yell, “So what do you want me to do?”

He said, “I really thought you’d throw it into the sea. I feel like the girls—Alia or Konna or someone—would challenge me to a duel for daring to insinuate anything. Honestly, they’d just have killed me. Those journos really wouldn’t stop talking about them earlier during the interview… I couldn’t give it to Diego. It’d be way more awkward, considering how much they talked about meaning. I couldn’t—”

Alejandro really wouldn’t shut up. I can’t even inscribe half his ramble—I only memorized that much, and the rest was worse yak. He brought up Leo being unreachable and Fernando and how they’re not even close anymore and how he barely knows Maria—why are you even bringing her up, then!? What is wrong with you!? I had to yell at him—

“You’re seriously acting like you have no real friends! Anyone in the world would’ve accepted the bracelet from you—”

He said, “You already know they made it something so meaningful. Diego or Fernando or Leo would’ve just gone along with it, but my entire life would be upturned. Does it mean what we’ve all been waiting to know? The elemental potential of the era! Anyway, I wasn’t sure what you would do. I thought you’d throw it into the sea.”

In truth, Alejandro Caldera-Altaha doesn’t care about being a proper mage. He’s just as simplistic about our magecraft as you unfathomably old Earthians. If I look at the skies in my world, maybe I could see your star, the Sun, 100,000 lightyears away… Or maybe not.

I could care less.

I never paid enough attention to how far away it was in my classes.

I told him, “I won’t wrap the bracelet on your wrist.”

Alejandro said, “I never expected you to.”

“You want me to throw it into the sea.”

“I thought that you would.”

“You really wanted me to give it away, didn’t you? Start a drama with your whiny-ass brother.” I thought I might as well have said it.

Like an idiot, Alejandro said, “After you threw it into the sea, I thought I’d push Diego into a dramatic retrieval mission together with your brother. Since Diego is the one who still talks to Fernando. I was wondering how Fernando’s been.”

I was…

Close to—

I—

He was close to brea—

Stop.

I was…

So infuriated. Seething, even. So mad.

I just said, “You didn’t need me to start your stupid game with my brother—”

He sounded upset too, by then. Over what? He said, “You could’ve just pretended you didn’t open the damn book!”

I… Well, I finally paused.

I mean. I just told him, “You fucking know I wouldn’t let you think I couldn’t solve a puzzle that you gave me. Like duh I solved it. Hello?”

The idiot burst out laughing so soon after looking unhappy. He laughed for a while. I don’t know why he found it so funny.

“You never would be able to resist! It really is so like you, Antonio.”

>_> WTF.

Why did he find it so funny? He went back to smiling like the idiot he is.

He said something so stupid. He said, “Give me back my family’s book, too.”

I told him, “No way. That’s my real damn prize from you. My pillow now, even.”

He turned to me and said, like he might as well be talking to Alia or Konna or Diego or Fernando or Leo, “That’s such shit!” Though around them he would’ve been so much cuter—for the streams and all that, just, “I can’t believe you!”

He is a man of respect. ( <_< )

I told him, “Don’t give me things you don’t want to lose.” I am a man of respect too, of course.

He said, “I imagined you might find it interesting. I can’t parse some things I was hoping to, in the end.”

I think he needed me for it, and so the book wound up more important than the magical Alejandro-fetching bracelet in the end.

>:")

We wound up less caught up in our bullshit. He finally lightened up, and the seashore was my home again. I'm sure I won’t remember what made me mad soon enough—an Alejandro whose goals I understand is all I will ever need. I know it.

I know.

#again only i the djinn can see these tags so i might as well ramble a bit here #it seems as though antonio has found what he wanted by writing these blog posts so it may take some time before i can bother him again #he's what you all call emo and does seem to have enjoyed blogging like it's 2005 #how very nice #character blog #artists on tumblr #Blue Horizon verse by Naila Moonsi

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psychics4unet · 5 months ago

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Long Thoughts

I feel like a ghost of who I used to be.

I thought the more effort I put into healing, processing, accepting, and integrating the less I would have to deal with the symptoms of DiD. The less I would have to worry about being different.

Somehow with age, its gotten harder. I thought it would be the opposite. I idealized a future where I could just be one, have a better memory, and retain information better. I wanted that future so badly. Maybe its still possible and I'm just prematurely discouraged, but it was so much easier B.D (before discovery).

Yeah, it was chaotic and embarrassing and all the things you can imagine from an unknowingly traumatized little girl. It was easier back then to just write off my behavior as being weird. I was just the weird, rambunctious, unpredictable little girl, pre-teen, teenager, young woman. And truthfully, I found comfort in the idea that everyone lived that way.

Leaving the emotional distress aspect out of it, I thought everyone had multiple voices and memory gaps and drastic identity changes and internal conflict with identity. So I just lived my life. I was more unstable, but I was significantly happier even through the manic/depressive episodes. It was easier to write it off as "this is just part of life!". My system worked for me.

Finding out that I'm separate from the internal family that raised me was terrifying, embarrassing, yet liberating. Terrifying because the voices I came to be familiar with weren't a norm like i thought, embarrassing because i realized the horrible, mean, weird, chaotic things i've done around people wasnt a dream but actually real life; and liberating because i spent years trying to understand the complex experience i was having and finally cracked the surface.

It was an intense discovery.

Months and a couple years later i was extremely motivated to get to the bottom of my disorder, come to terms with what happened to me, and grow as an individual. Being aware of switches was harder than being unaware, because the latter meant that those days or memories were processed as dreams or separate from reality so i have nothing to worry about. Now knowing that I'm being ripped out of my mind and body made me more erratic when it came to time and how i spent it. I wanted to prevent switches so i could live my life more.

Almost 4 years A.D, i feel... defeated. I have lived my life a certain way since childhood filled with switching, beautiful chaos, and recklessness. It was full of rambunctious people taking care of me, laughing with me, helping me with tests, saying jokes only we can hear, talking to me out loud while i wear headphones walking home from school, protecting me, and just making me feel like someone was there for me. Although it was a confusing time, i was happy. My system made me happy.

That's something i have never admit to anyone, not even my husband who is in full support and knowledge of my disorder. But growing up and until discovery, my system was one whom i, for the most part, could trust.

It's just harder now. When you're a kid theres more freedom for weird behavior, but at 24 years old i would be called crazy.

I'm not crazy, im traumatized. I'm severely torn apart and my brain led the otherwise impossible task of gluing me back together. I spent time in psych wards and crisis houses. I lived in my car and got fired from jobs. I struggle heavily because the way my brain formed itself to live isnt one that fits where i am anymore. And yet, I still need them to feel like myself.

Its painful to accept that because for so long I just wanted to be me. But I'm seeing now that its already been done. This is my brain. This isnt the type of disorder you can medicate away. My brain put itself together in this way to survive and the more i try to make my days quiet and free from my system, the sadder I've become.

This is my sign to take a different approach and be more accepting of the system who helped save my life.

It'll be hard, but i want to be happy.

#host #hostxtommy #rant #long thoughts #dissociative identity disorder #actuallydid #endos dni

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mattspinksjoyblog · 9 months ago

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Back To The Trinity! | Thesis #1

Have you ever wondered why William Paul Young’s book “The Shack” went viral and sold 25 million copies, even though it was originally self-published? Doesn’t everyone you know really want intimacy, happy family, and to be deeply loved? Mankind’s oldest question is often, “Where did we come from?” The answer to all of these is... the Trinity! The very first thing we need to get back to as the church today is an awareness and adoration of Papa, Jesus, and Holy Spirit. “The doctrine of the Trinity is the central dogma of Christian theology, the fundamental grammar of our knowledge of God.” - Thomas F. Torrance

Only the church of Jesus has such a glorious understanding of reality. Our God is three and at the same time ONE! Meaning they’ve always known relationship, intimacy, and TRUE LOVE. ONE GOD without persons could not have known true relational unselfish love, and would therefore be needy of us. GOD IS NOT NEEDY. We were born from the overflow of intimacy and enjoyment of inter-personal Love!

Pope St. John Paul II, as part of his famous ‘Theology of the Body,’ once said that: “Our God in his deepest mystery is not solitude, but a family.”

I encourage each one of us to read or watch “The Shack,” by William Paul Young. As you watch, deeply ponder the beauty of the three Persons portrayed in the Godhead.

Some say that the Trinity was not a part of the early church, and is not in the Bible. But, I say that, though it was clarified a bit later on, possibly first by Theophilus of Antioch in the late second century A.D., the saints have been experiencing our beautiful Three in One and Their other-giving Love from the beginning. If God had not had a multiplicity of persons within Their Oneness they could have never known Love prior to creation. But, God has always been Love.

The Trinity has always demonstrated unselfishness and union, family and oneness of purpose and mind. This is how we learn to Love, by being included in Their life and love!!!

This is how we know we can trust Jesus. He has never broken relationship with His Father or the Holy Spirit. This is how we know we can trust Papa! This is how we know we can trust Holy Spirit!

“The doctrine of the Trinity wasn't invented—it was uncovered. The doctrine of the Trinity…is not some arbitrary and outdated dictate handed down by some confused council—it is the inevitable result of wrestling with the richness and complexity of the Christian experience of God.” - Oxford theologian Alister McGrath

The early church wrestled with the nature of our beautiful God, and after hundreds of years of contemplation and fierce discussion, they passed down to us the Nicene Creed. We suffer today because we don’t realize the enormity of the Trinity. We don’t know that we were created out of Their abundant communion and Love… and that this is all that God has ever been!

“Conditional love” has never been a part of Them.

Abandonment is something They never do.

Dis-unity is nowhere to be found in Their relational holiness.

Trinity has always known how to love others perfectly, madly, deeply. ;););)

When it comes to disciplining us, it’s always from healthy family, with mutual love and respect. They help wake us up with dignity, as Their beloved children. Pope Francis reiterated this when he wrote, “The triune God is a communion of love, and the family is its living reflection.”

This changes everything, brothers and sisters. Trinity will never leave us or forsake us. They never knew that kind of thinking. Their holiness is perfect relationship. Holiness is defined as RELATIONAL, quality of the relationship! PERFECT UNITY! There is no dark side to God. God loves because God is Love. They are in unity. And, the cross was not Abba abandoning His son. God will never abandon us.

It’s time to get back to the core of our faith… Abba-Jesus-Holy Spirit… our beginning, middle, and end. Amen.

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Free Flower Basket Day

Free Flower Basket Day on January 4 encourages you to surprise someone with beautiful flowers. Everyone loves flowers — they’re gorgeous, they smell nice, they look good, and they don’t need much maintenance. Whether you pick a few from your garden or buy a lovely bouquet, give a friend or family member a free basket of flowers to brighten their day.

History of Free Flower Basket Day

Flowers presumably originated between 140 to 200 million years ago. They are the bloom or blossom of a plant. The flower is the part that produces seeds, which eventually become other flowers. This happens through a process known as pollination, which is carried out either by insects or the wind. Flowers are highly modified to attract their special pollinators such as bees, flies, moths, hummingbirds, bats, and more. It’s for this reason that flowers are brightly colored and beautifully scented.

Did you know that without some flowers, we would not have some foods, medicines, dyes, textiles, and tons of other essentials for daily use? They are essential and every type of flower is unique in color, scent, shape and size. They need food and sunlight to survive, as they make their own food and derive energy through photosynthesis. To perform photosynthesis, plants require; carbon dioxide, water, and sunlight. Carbon dioxide penetrates through little holes in a plant’s leaves, flowers, branches, stems, and roots. The roots absorb the water, the sun breaks down the molecules of carbon dioxide and water, and reorganizes them to make sugar (glucose) and oxygen.

It is not certain who created Free Flower Basket Day, but it is likely that the holiday was started by the greeting card industry because there are always references to it on greeting card sites. We do know, however, that it’s a day to give or receive a basket of flowers and it is celebrated annually on January 4.

Free Flower Basket Day timeline

2500 B.C.

Egyptians Decorate with Flowers

Egyptians place flowers in vases and create beautiful arrangements for various occasions.

207 B.C.

Flower Arrangements in China

The Chinese take up flower arrangements, and flowers are an important aspect of religious teachings and medicine.

476 A.D.

Flowers in Europe

Flower arranging reaches Europe and flowers are especially popular in churches and monasteries.

2015

The oldest flower is discovered

The oldest flower — a 130-million-year-old aquatic plant Montsechia vidalii — is found in Spain.

Free Flower Basket Day FAQs

How long do flowers last?

Flowers last between five to seven days, and if properly cared for, they can last for a few weeks. Although some flowers last forever if dried.

Is it possible to hate flowers?

Yes. Anthophobia is the fear of flowers, and some people are allergic to specific or most flowers.

Do flowers smell like chocolate?

Some flowers smell exactly like chocolates, including chocolate daisies, chocolate orchids, and more.

Free Flower Basket Day Activities

Express your love with flowersSay “I love you” to those special people in your life and say it with flowers. Flowers are one of, if not the most genuine way to express your love for someone.

Get flowers for yourselfShow yourself some self-love. Flowers are known to lift your mood, so go pick a few of your favorites or have them delivered to your door.

Donate to your favorite charityAs a “thank you” for all the hard work your favorite charity is doing, donate a basket of flowers to them. No doubt it will be appreciated.

5 Amazing Facts About Flowers

Roses are the most popular flowersThe beautifully colored rose flowers are the most popular flowers in the world.

Tulips were worth more than goldSome centuries ago in Holland, tulips were more expensive than gold.

Broccoli is actually a flowerBroccoli is a plant from the Brassicaceae family whose flowers and stalks are eaten as a vegetable.

Orchids do not need soil to growOrchids do not necessarily need soil to grow because their nutrients are obtained from air.

Flowers did not always existFlowers first appeared about 140 to 200 million years ago.

Why We Love Free Flower Basket Day

Flowers are beautiful: Flowers are simply stunning. They are a true sight for sore eyes and will beautify any room in your home.

Flowers can instantly change your mood: Flowers are proven to improve your mood. And sending flowers to someone when they are going through a tough time is a thoughtful way to lift their spirits and put a smile on their face.

Flowers have healing powers: Flowers have several powers beyond beauty and sentiment. They have been known to inspire and help cure medical illnesses for many centuries now. Some are known to relieve pain or fight against nausea.

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Ideas part 7:

pt4: *Brair ran out of the sitution back into her room and down her window and ran to her family's rose garden* "I can't believe them!" "Their going to put me to sleep, NO force me to sleep and leave my life behind early over some stupid prank?!" *screams* "This is so unfair!" "And faybelle isn't even here to curse me!" "No! You know what? It is a good thing she's not here! This is all her fault anyway!" "It's her fault fortelling on me! It's her family that my family is practicly trying to KILL me!" *hears a ruffle in the bushes* "who's there?" *Lifts up the bow and arrow she didn't even know she brought with her* *moves closer to the rose bush* "I'm not scare of you! *A tiny light brown bunny jumps out of the rose bush* "Oh!" "well hello there! what's your name little guy?" *bunny noises* "Man, times like this I wished I paid attention in my talking to animals class." "Well since I can't understand you, I'm just going to pretend that you can understand me. So mind if I rant to you for a while?"

*Back at the castle*

A:"YOUR GOING TO PUT MY DAUGHTER TO SLEEP?! P: "YOU CAN'T DO THAT! A.M: "Now darling I know that this sounds bad trust it's for the best!" A: "FOR THE BEST?!" P: "HOW IS SENDING OUR CHILD TO HER EARLY GRAVE FOR THE BEST?! A.M.: "Now there is no need to yell! A: "NO NEED TO YELL?! I-" A.D: "ENOUGH!!!" *everyone went quiet* A.D: "Now I love that just as much as the rest of you. She's my only grandchild for god's sake!" "But with that being said, she is also the only heir to this kingdom. And in order to provide for this kingdom we must provide it a suitable queen! Now I know that she's not 16 yet and it's rather early for her to fulfill her destiny, *they don't know she didn't sign the storybook of legends. Since Apple seem to be the only one as far as I can remember, headmaster Grimm made sure it was totally under wraps that the whole school didn't sign it.* but she must also know that any actions have consequences! Now I know you don't like this, I don't either but we MUST protect our family name! And we're all going to be here when she wakes up since we'll all be asleep too! Now I know it's tough, losing friends every time you go under but we have no choice!" A"But dadd-" *holds his hand up* A.D: "Enough. No more." *does some magic thing* *The fairies are teleported over to him and are now under his control.* A.D: "Flora, Fauna, Merryweather you are to create a magic potion that will put my granddaughter under the same spell you put on my daughter. Hopefully, that will straighten her out." P: "You can't do this! please! A: "Godmothers!" *looks over to them.* *looking solemn* Red: "I'm sorry my dear. But we are bound to your father. We must do what we are told."

#briar beauty #sleeping beauty #flora #fauna #werryweather #ever after high #if the show had a reboot

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Tim & Eric Nite Live #12: “Return of the Eric” | March 4, 2008 | S01E12

What turned out to be the final episode of Tim & Eric Nite Live (and indeed it’s announced as the season finale despite being promised a March 11 installment) ends on a high note. But, it also unfortunately ends on a cliffhanger that can’t be resolved.

This one begins like episode 11, with a distraught Tim with a somber apology. Tim can’t keep up the facade for long; he’s pretending that Eric and him are still estranged, but his in-character bad acting betrays him. He begins laughing and announces that Eric is back! Eric enters with a parade procession in his honor with various members of Tim & Eric’s crew of misfits escorting him. Thank goodness! We get the opening sequence one last time, and it’s a good one: the celebrity AND musical guests are announced as Lindsay Lohan, and we get to see two different pictures of her, which is good because she’s maybe one of the hottest women to ever be alive. You gotta see these pics, TRUST ME.

Tim & Eric interview Dr. Linda, played by A.D. Miles, a therapist who helped Tim & Eric get back together through scream therapy. Dr. Linda has a lot of aggression bubbling under the surface. He gets increasingly annoyed when David Liebe Hart constantly interrupts with nonsense. Tim & Eric try to excuse the doctor so they can move onto other things and he refuses to leave, insisting that Tim & Eric require more work to be done. Somebody eventually removes him physically while DLH repeats “it’s over Grover, but thanks for helpin’!” Which is maybe one of the single most quotable lines from him.

In the spirit of compromise, Eric is allowed to show a video he prepared. It turns out to be the gorilla video he showed us in episode 10, with cartoon noises and audience laughter added to it. We get a little picture-in-picture of Tim and Eric’s reactions to the video. Eric is having a ball. Tim can’t hide his disdain. Before going into the next segment, Tim & Eric announce that later in the show there’s going to be a “fake quake”, where the crew pretend to be in an earthquake. DLH gets out of his seat to walk in front of them and perform his fake quake shake in a clearly unplanned moment. It’s insane how much attention this guy needs.

Coming up next is Pound for Pound with DJ Douggpound going up against a mustachioed comedian. The winner of this particular joke-off is a spin-off program on Super Deluxe. The Judges are asked to vote by either using their hands to make a mustache (to vote for the other dude) or a pair of glasses (to vote for Douggpound). Douggpound going on his extended DJ sound drop riff after delivering a mediocre joke is really funny, with the other comic sorta furrowing his brow, not sure what to make of it. Douggpound wins, and he receives his own show!!! He’s going to call it The Poundcast!!!

Just as the winner is announced, the fake quake starts. Everyone’s shaking and sliding around, but then the lights go out. We hear a gunshot. As the lights come on, we already hear DLH ruining the bit by asking if we need an “emergency prayer” and getting shushed. He won’t take the hint the first time, and actually starts banging this drum again, ruining the moment. What moment? Richard Dunn is lying dead on the ground, having been shot. There’s tense music, and shots of each cast member looking shocked. We segue into a pre-produced ending video of Richard Dunn talking to the camera, announcing that he’s been shot, inviting the viewers to ponder “who Dunn it” and that the culprit would be revealed next season. Alas, there was no next season. Nite Live’s own Richard Dunn’s murder would go unavenged, and the real-life Richard Dunn would pass away in 2010.

This concludes my coverage of Tim & Eric Nite Live. This is a great episode, and it’s good that the show roughly maintained its formula of planned-chaos and actual-train-wreck. I forgot to talk about this with the previous week’s episode, which would have been good because it was so gosh darn short; but here it goes: I’ve pointed out that this show shares DNA with On Cinema, especially in Tim playing a arrogantly buffoonish anger-prone host with a put-upon co-host. Eric isn’t too much of a Gregg, but I always had this mildly embarrassing idea about this show, which I’m going to describe in the next paragraph.

I’m a middle-aged man. I should be using my mind to imagine things like what it would be like to save money for retirement or plan for what will certainly be a diabetes-filled future, or save up for a gun for when the climate apocalypse happens and I can’t afford to move underground. But instead, I think of stuff like this: It’s mostly been stated that Tim Heidecker, the On Cinema character, is an alternate-reality Tim that never got into comedy. In my head-canon; Tim DID perform comedy with Eric Wareheim, but it all fell apart with Tim & Eric Nite Live. Episode 11 represents a branching timeline; one where Tim either reconciles with Eric (which results in this episode), or doesn’t, so this episode never happens and Tim goes onto a new racket and becomes his On Cinema self.

I’m not steeped in the On Cinema lore enough to know if they ever expressed backstory that would negate this idea. Indeed, it does make MORE sense if Tim Heidecker’s On Cinema persona never made Tim & Eric Awesome Show seasons one & two. I also wouldn’t want this to be adopted into future On Cinema storylines at all. But to me it makes enough sense, and I like the “alternate history” angle, personally. But it’s also really embarrassing to have fan theories about this shit.

EPHEMERA CORNER

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The Poundcast: In the Mix (2008)

This debuted a day after this aired, so obviously the fix was in for Douggpound’s joke-off. Hey! Did you know that this is on YouTube? It looks like at one point it was made available through Super Deluxe when they attempted to revive themselves, and it’s labeled a “Super Deluxe Classic”. Anyway, this is all 5 or 6 episodes of Douggpound’s very own show. I think he’d do a better, funnier version of this later on, but I’m not sure I’ll cover all that. Nite Live is already an off-Adult Swim spin-off, and this is a spin-off of that, sorta.

I went through the trouble of finding the dates and times these were originally uploaded to the Super Deluxe website. The sixth installment might’ve been a standalone video or originally unaired or something, but I couldn’t find it on the series page on the webcrawled version of Super Deluxe I looked at. But here’s a guide as best as I can cobble together:

"Meddlers" (March 5, 2008 - 8:46AM)

"I Don't Get It" (March 12, 2008 - 8:50AM)

"M.C. World" (April 15, 2008 - 8:53AM)

"Sponsor Me Skate Video" (April 22, 2008 - 8:51AM)

"No" (April 30, 2008 - 9:12AM)

“D.J. Douggpound: The Unauthorized Love Tape” (Unknown; 2008?)

#adult swim #adultswim2021 #tim and eric nite live

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(In Cyberspace aka the Internet)

(Step 70's by Hidenori Shoji plays)

Lain : Darn...So many Anime characters joining a battle royale game and not a single one playing a fighting game?

Lain, also : I've been out of sight and out of mind saying America's game have collaborating with everything from my home country and all they do is play Battle Royale games all day?. This doesn't make any sense, here's the reason that the world is going crazy right now...It just doesn't add up when I'm into fighting games. No wonder I'm staying inside of Deathscythe's brain. But I'm still linking to his data...it's right here, just inside of Alice's new computer.

Miku Player : Hey, Godzilla! Look out!

*Energy Blast+Explodes*

Gol Dragon from PSO : What the-?! You darn kids! You're gonna pay for that!

Deku Player : Book it guys! The game is up! (leaves and run away)

(looks around)

Lain : (sighs) Idiots. Some children will never learn. But they need to get off that battle royale stuff, it's been driving them crazy since 2000 A.D. But the characters that looks exactly like them are just skins transcended with data.

Lain : (Shrugs) Oh well, guess my human self from the real world is doing fine on the computer doing work. But seriously, I really need to be outside of doing fun things.

(outside of Lain's Computer, she hears a knock on the door)

Lain : (exiting from her computer) Oh. A visitor? Who can that be? (walks to the door) I wonder if it's Duo this time? Duo, if you're friends are really off the hook on playing too much games to play, (opens the door) Then I suggest that you would--(sees a crazed Miku with blood shot eyes, messy hair) Oh my. Hello.

*Miku shaking like crazy*

Lain : Uhh, hi...Can I help you?

Miku : Lain! You gotta help me! Look what I have become! Look at me! I'm a wreck, okay!? I've been a dirty liar and those players did dirty things to me! Contracts or no contracts, this is not what I did I wanted in the country!

Lain : Hatsune Miku? What the heck happened to you?

Miku : The kids, Lain! The Kids! They're after me in collaborating with that game! They've been playing that game too much in reality! And my gaming addiction has become too much! Look what they did to me and my hair! This is not how it goes!

Lain : Really? What is this that you are talking about?

Miku : The games, Lain! The games! Everyone is having an addiction to Battle Royale Games I saw it on that Happy Tree Friends False Alarm video, I seen that video a lot of times and it's one of my favorite videos to watch on how to get rid of my addiction!

Lain : Then why would you throw your life away for a consumption over video games just to sell your own soul for what?

Miku : My friends, my crazy ex, they don't think I'm really me! I've been kicked out of the club, man! Look at me, I'm addicted to stupid that game of their's! The addiction of me that is so bad it sees me as a different person by now! I need your help to get me out of this addiction! This is really not a good sign!

Lain : I told you this would happen, playing too much video games would ruin your minds and that's real bad for ya. Also, you don't look so good, is it NSFW of you and that battle royale game you were in?

Miku : Yes! I know, right!? You gotta fix me, Lain! I don't want to end up like this! (Looks into the mirror to see her reflection that is normal)

Lain : So what do you think of yourself.

Miku : (To her reflection that's exactly normal) Hey there, good looking how are ya. (her reflections screams with a high pitch in horror)

Miku's Reflection : I don't wanna be like you anymore! (smashes the mirror with a hammer)

*proceeds to smash mirror*

Lain : Ooh...I see your point tho. (Miku sobs in despair)

Miku : Look at me! I'm a wreck! I'm a huge wreck! I'm ruined! How can this be? What's happening to me? What have I done!? What should have I done? How can video games take away our precious lives including mine!? (shakes Lain) I WANT MY LIFE BACK RIGHT NOW!!!

Lain : Easy! Easy! (stops Miku from shaking her) Calm down! Don't shake me to death! I know how we can work this out! We just gotta make sure that we're just got to get off the whole Battle Royale thing. I've been an internet addict for a long time and this is why I needed data to complete my life's work, but I never felt so touched with the outside world. And that is why I keep the outside waiting for me.

Miku : Well? You gotta have some point on how did this happened in real life? See this?? Messy hair, blood shot eyes, me going crazy on all battle passes, I've been looking like an addict that goes into pop cultures and stuff. Maybe if I was the real deal to make Real World better for myself, then I wouldn't have to be an addict and knows what can I do for myself! Man! They addicts have been doing Lewd of stuf me joining that addictive game, a Battle Royale so addictive you can' get your eyes off it!

Lain : We're working on a plan to get you better. I'm going to make you lose those memory that you never joined that stupid game again.

Goku : Excuse me, but can you help me with my addiction to video games as well?

Lain : What now, Super Saiyan? Can't you see that I'm trying help her--Oh...Oh...Oh my. (sees everyone, except for Bakugo, crazed with messy hair and blood shot eyes) What the heck happened to everyone!? Miku, is this what happened to other franchises as well? Are they all becoming addictive?

Deku : Help us! We're addicted! Look what they did to us! Those darn kids!

Ochako : We're messed up! I look awful!

Mina : How can they do this to us!? No sleep! No peace! They bullied me on purpose because of that game we were in!

Toga : It's not fair! I should've taught those brats on whom they're messing with! I'm gonna get my hands on those turds!

Bakugo : Not me. I just went outside to get some Starbucks.

Deku : See what I mean, computer girl? Can't believe that video game is making us and everyone else addicted! My eyes and hair are messed up and I haven't slept all night. Where's the best night I ever have?!

Ochako : And let's be boastful, We tried to make video games to get all the hype we wanted for other franchises, but instead, these battle royale games we all play has made us the new smackhead daves! Please, computer girl. You have to fix all of this! We can't take video games no more! It's rotting our brains!

Deku : Yeah! rotting our brains!

Toga : Isn't there a way we can fix on our addiction? this gaming addiction to one game they made in the Raleigh Metro is killing us!

Mina : Where am I going to get some fresh air and not play games all day, and even get some sleep? We lost touched with the outside world, man! You gotta fix all of this, right!? Right!?

Vegeta : Where's our freedom for the real world!? We need to stop this addiction right now! I'm dead serious!

Miku : This is all our fault! Now we look like total losers in gaming!

Lain : Settle down, people! Settle down! Don't worry, Hatsune Miku. I know Video Game addiction has gotten you messed up, but it's true that we understand. We're just gonna get to the bottom of this.

Miku : Really? You're gonna help us? Thank you so much! I wanted to get off of my battle royale addiction! I always wanted to do that! But man do I miss those guys a lot. If I'm an addict to them, then that's final. Oh I am doomed from the start of going into the gaming business or something like that. Please, Lain. Please help me get off my addiction...pretty please? If only we could stop playing battle royales for all of us. we could have a better future.

Lain : Ummm...(turns to everyone, except for Bakugo)

Vegeta : We need help! We all need help!

Lain : Ehh...

Ochako : (Crazed) Do something! I can't take video games anymore!

*ding*

Lain : (Genuinely) I have an idea.

"one faithful attempt later..."

Goku : Phew! I felt so much better.

Vegeta : Finally! I feel marvelous.

Deku : (imitates All Might) I FEEL GREAT!

Bakugo : I just went outside to get some Starbucks. Like I said.

Godzilla : Oh man. What just happened? It feels like that I've gone bonkers over video games, guess this means I'm going off for a while. (with a mirror in his hands, looking at his gorgeous looks) And Oh my, do I look pretty? Time to recollect my intellect.

Mina : This is really a fine day for me, I'm doing great.

Ochako : Gladly that felt good.

Toga : Totally! I'm a very busy strict girl. Not strict, but very busy. Check our normal changed selves. Pretty classy huh.

(everyone changed to their normal selves and are wearing business suits)

Miku : Wow, Lain. You finally manage to get everyone out of battle royale addiction. How do you that?

Lain : Easy, I just had to adjust everyone's memories about that battle royale game you were in and had you gone addicted, nobody can remember a thing or two, and also...I just gave them a little therapy session. Maybe the Egyptian Gods were responsible for these disorders we call it addiction.

Miku : How come you been addicted in the past while you're just a normal girl in the modern day?

Lain : You know why, cause Deathscythe made me changed, and my mind has became clear and a steel trap. So don't ever do that again.

Miku : Oh, I'm good. I'm good. We won't. I won't. Just a normal girl with a crazy attitude, a normal attitude. Don't criticize.

(cuts to Miku being interviewed)

Miku : Thank you for coming. I just got one last thing to say. My name is Hatsune Miku, and I used to do battle royale gamming, but I'm finally back into making music from now on...I am finally clean!

Nappa : (furiously) I HATE THE INTERNET!

*DBZ SFX : Energy Blast+Loud Explosion*

(people screaming)

Miku : ON nsecond thought, I'm gonna do something to do with my life. Doing normal things, it'll be over till we get it. And now my friends won't forgive me for what I've done.. I looked up into video games and I felt betrayed them. Selling our souls was the worst thing could ever happen to us. If only I could promise my friends back to them, I wish I could fix everything.

Nappa : Wanna have this leek from Wales?

Miku : Leek? Did you say Leek? (twitches and shakes around) I...Uhhh...I...Ohhh...I...Duuuh...I...(determined) I LOVE LEEKS OF THE DAY! (changes to original clothes) LOOK OUT WORLD, CAUSE HATSUNE MIKU'S BACK IN BUSINESS!

"later"

Miku : Woohoo! I'm finally back in the game! Your lead singer Hatsune Miku has finally returned to the spotlight! Welcome back Internet, here I am! Hatsune Miku has finally returned! Here with all my friends!

(audience cheering)

Lain : Yep. That's just Miku for ya. I'm glad that I'm finally getting into character.

Miku : It sure is good to be at home.

Sonic : I'm surprised that you finally got yourself to normal, it's good to be back to be here. Maybe, the internet had that whole "video games making you too stupid" was really an urban legend though. I'm so glad that you;re still with me.

Sonic from the screen : Oh, and uhh, Miku. There's something that I need you important. I won't be taking advantage of you.

Miku : Yes, Mr. Sonic?

Sonic : When you get back from Cyberspace, I would like to see you after my battle royale addiction.

Miku : What's that, my blue spiky friend?

Soni : It's like this...We need Lain's help to get off our addiction of playing Battle Royale games, six days for now.

(it's reveald that Sonic and his friends, except for Shadow, are all messy and have blood-shot eyes due to playing battle royale games)

Sonic : Like literally, we need help from Lain to get off our addiction for six days.

Shadow : And for the record, I just had to go outside and get some starbucks.

*Sweatdrop Icon*

Miku : Oh. (nervous chuckle) I think that this will be a problem for them, I think it's becuase that battle royale game I was in with other franchises.

Lain : Aw, shucks. Here we go again. I'll go get the adjustments ready. This is going to be another therapy for them.

(scene cuts pitch-blank)

(iris in)

Miku : Hi, Miku here.

Lain : And I'm lain. We're just here to tell you that having addiction will make you less feel touched to the outside world and they say playing too much video games would give make you stay up all night playing games.

Miku: Like Battle Royale Games, they can be fun, but are very addictive and would make you forget everything outside. Like wisely. For starters, I was contracted with a studio that could make fans to live up the hype, but in reality, I understand that I became crazed and addicted to play video games, these guys, they had nothing to do with us for gaming hype, they were only using us to sell our souls. Luckily, thanks to you, Computer girl, I am finally freed from all of that corruption, things did not work out for me.. So I had to leave the gaming side and finally went back to making music.

Lain : Right! You know, I did say that I was in a pickle to find you where you at and I had to make you understand playing video games is too much for you. To do this, all we need is some serious counseling, you gotta understand that your friends needs you, Miku, they need you back. And I understand I have brought you along with us.

Miku : Right. Talk about corporate greed. They must've getting all the fun for money. Are you sure about sin of greed?

Lain : Well...You can't be a little too hasty, but you're gonna need something for your life, what can you do in the real world?

Miku : Well. I like to do some hiking, adventuring, doing daily activites, get a good exercise, and hang out at one of my favorite places. Sure I'm good with everything.

Lain : Well ,there's one thing that I need to tell you. You see this...Nobody in this world wanna feel the hype anymore. If it's capitalism with corporate greed, that's capitalism for ya.

Miku : You are going to make sure that I understand how Sonic's company makes video games for me and I had to be sure.

Lain : Yeah. (thumbs up) Thumbs up if you're going green with the program. Guess all of this gaming hype isn't worth the hype at all.

Miku : I agree. Money, selling our souls, this is not who we are, this is how we are...created by the gods of all in Japan. And that's why this is the world we need to be outside, outside is where we play for real, a big playground for us that isn't a battle royale. Although, there is a battle that we haven't faced you.

Lain : Right. Which is why...we're going to do a real battle instead of that gaming crud you were on?

Miku : Huh? Wait, I thought you don't like battle royales.

Lain : Not "Battle Royale" Battle Royal.

[Cues Final Boss - Eggman by Mitsuharu Fukuyama]

Miku : Uhh, Lain. What part of battle this?

Lain : You don't remember? I used to play Mecha games alot, but this time...I'm going to do a real Battle Royal...In a Mecha.

Miku : Oh boy.

Lain : Remember, I don't do video games a lot, But I do like techonology. And here's one thing for you Miku...(she is revealed to be piloting Duo's Robot; Deathscythe] You haven't learned your lesson yet! Prepare for a true battle...A Gundam Battle to prove your worthiness as a lesson!

Miku : Okay! I was wrong for selling everyone souls for one game in America! Maybe america took advantage on the battle royale stuff, but we can work this out! But I didn't want to sell my friends' for all of this, I just wanted to be living with the hype of super awesome video games!

Lain : And prove that you really need to stop playing video games, cause you sold your own sell self and that's a bad decisions for you, I only teaching everyone a lesson about selling their souls to one game. Got it?

Miku : I confess! I confess! I was too upsy daisy that's all! What robot that I am using for a battle royale?

*SFX : Timpani bounce*

(reveals Miku piloting Zaku)

Miku : Oh you gotta be kidding me.

Lain : Hope you're in for a nasty surprise.

Miku : No wait!

Lain : Here goes! (Deathscythe charges at the Zaku)

Miku : (panicking) No, no, no, no, no, noooo!

Lain : Here it comes! Get ready! (her one eye shines red) This is where the real fun begins.

Miku : (panicking) What should I do?! What should I do?! What should What should I do!? How do you even control this stupid thing!? Darn this piece of crud! Move you hunk of junk! (her Zaku and prepares for battle, but is shocked and scared) What's with you bucket of bolts!? I command you to move! That's an order!

Lain : This is the end of line...for you! Deathscythe show her what you're made of! Bond together with a powerful strike!

*Defeats the Miku's Zaku with one strike*

Lain : Heheh...

Miku : Oh! I knew I should've been more careful! If only I hadn't been making my fans sell their souls for one game that I was in, I would've done the same thing as I did...this is why nobody was interested in a hype better than...

*Her Zaku explodes*

Miku : (yelling while blasting off) MEEEEEEEEEE...!!!

Lain : Ultimate Finish...Pure perfect.

Announcer : You win!

(it is revealed that Miku and Lain are playing SNES game)

Lain : Beat that girl who came to a battle royale. I told you...I play video games once, and only once. You got that?

Miku : Of course, I understand. You beat me fair and square.

Lain : I love to play game in my days going old school.

Luka : That should keep her busy?

Alice : You only think that she wanted to be in battle royale, just make our fans sell our souls for everything and nothing.

Kaito : That should keep her busy playing retro is going old school.

Alice : You always say that.

Duo : And yet, you're still thinking about a battle royale game that is so addicting, people are going to stop playing it and read a book.

Heero : Yet, and we all have our needs to be outside.

Duo : Wanna make a bet on doing washing?

Heero : You betcha. Cause I only do fighting games for free, not free that is cheap, of course I'm gonna make that bet for you.

Duo : Hey, Lain. Switch up to me, it's my turn play the game so that I can go against Miku!

Miku : Aw man, I gotta stop gaming and go on my business.

(iris shot)

Miku : Battle Royale games is just too overrated.

Lain : Fighting Games are worthy to play.

(iris out)

"Please go play outside responsibly"

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a-d-nox · 2 years ago

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Hii thank u answering my career ask, I have uranus conjunct mc in both natal and mc persona chart , wdyt ? And a 10th house stellium in mc persona chart! Thank u <33

part 1: career observation (using natal and mc persona)

natal

your mc is in pisces so we are looking for its planetary ruler(s). jupiter and neptune. jupiter in the 5h and neptune in the 8h.

5h jobs: adoption agency, obgyn, ambassador, bookkeeper, entertainment, caretaker for children, and/or matchmaker.

8h jobs: mortician, estate lawyer, bank manager/accountant, insurance agent/broker, and/or surgeon.

noteworthy aspects (tight orbs)

sun sextile neptune: great at pretending/acting differently than you truly are in day-to-day life - usually will act braver than you feel (good for an actor/actress). generally a meticulous person (excellent for a doctor/surgeon). labelled a creative. working in confidence (like a doctor or a lawyer). atmosphere tends to possess drugs. not going by your first name (might have an alias or a name that you no longer has a relationship to).

mars opposite jupiter: active nature. sharp objects. sexually transmitted diseases. rashes/irritation.

sun square mc: someone of intimidating status and authority. seemingly bragging. might seeming like you have a big ego. the field your father may have been in.

mc persona

8h venus at 29°: needing time to establish yourself in your profession in order to attract clientele. seeing people at their most vulnerable with the intention of helping them. having a reputation for helping people to heal when they are at the most fragile (conjunct chiron and 12h is ruled by venus). having a great passion for what you do.

11h moon at 11°: 11° is a fame degree via the use of technology - though that puts zero limits on the possible career as the age of technology gets further flooded with new inventions and innovations. it is possible that you could invent something with this placement or patent something (i would suggest checking eureka in your chart). 11h is income from business and your moon rules over the 2h so you are likely to jump into a new tax bracket. you could be popular with you colleagues as well. 11° is an aqua degree; aqua is bloodily fluids and moon is sexual reproduction - so i am still thinking obstetrics.

the 10h stellium (sun, merc, uranus, and nn): highly regarded in your career. praised for intellect. feeling fulfilled. helping the masses. being consistently on the go. inventing something in the field you work in. research heavy field. performing for everyone to see.

jupiter square neptune (mc persona's mc rulers negatively aspecting one another): you could experience imposter syndrome - you could feel like you aren't worthy of your praise, that you haven't done all that you hope to, and/or like you are a fraud. at some point you could make an error because you are absentminded in a a single moment which could be fatal to your hopes to succeed in your career. often this is a sleep thing - you need to sleep so you are at your sharpest. you are going to have haters both secret and otherwise. could be making scars where there are none.

my guess: obgyn, estate lawyer, inventor/engineering, accounting, or tattoo artist.

hope this helps!

a.d.

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queennicoleinboots · 1 year ago

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Patches' Nightmare, part 1

A/N: Thanksgiving holiday drama at its finest for the fourth year in a row

The Rock Fish in the English Channel was a complete self-centered, self-important, self-righteous asshole with no concept of how to be thankful for anything. He was 58 years old and 10 feet long and still hadn't grown up or learned much of anything. That's where being a Neanderthal who takes testosterone and eats 30,000 calories a day gets you. He isn't any different from the rest of his Neanderthal family, really. In fact, he's worse because he had plenty of time to know better.

Sure I felt bad for his head being a rock, but Kings Chocolate-covered Gummy Bears, Queen Nicole, the two Lindsays, the two Patches, King Bruce Ace, Queen Megen Ace, and I have been cooking Thanksgiving dinner for him for six days now. He could focus on what we are doing for him instead of his own self-centered, self-important, self-righteous giant head. It's his own fault anyway. "No Sleep Till Brooklyn" is a dumb way to live. How about taking a few herbs, drinking carp and red, red wine, and actually sleeping?! And I can't believe he needed to manifest a doctor to tell him the same thing I just did! I told him in more detail than the doctor/death dealer did. The Rock Fish became a complete idiot.

I am so sick of dumbass people and dumbass holidays around me. So naturally I flipped the fuck out. I told people six years ago that I was sick of this damn shit. I have cussed my mom the fuck out for six and a half years in a row, too. It turns out she was a spy for the French Intelligence Agency. So if this dumbass rock fish thinks I'm not about to blow, he is truly out of his fucking mind.

The cats named Patches hissed in stereo.

This is what the fuck I gotta say:

"Well, I'm dropping off the food in YOUR REALITY. I don't have room in my reality for your stupid dumb fucking bullshit! AND I TOLD YOU THE SAME SHIT THAT DAMN DOCTOR/DEATH DEALER TOLD YOU BUT IN MORE DETAIL. YOU ARE REALLY PISSING ME OFF TODAY!

You are the most self-centered, self-important POS asshole I've ever fucking met in my fucking life!!!!!!!

I am going out of my way to make a nice holiday for you, and you COMPLETELY ruined mine over your stupid fuckass head!

Get it together and learn to actually be thankful!!!! You're 58 years old and you're still clueless about what being THANKFUL is or what the word fucking means!"

This is what the fuck the Rock Fish had to say:

"Wait a cotton-picking minute! When I woke up this morning, I found one of my quills in a stream of four miles of piss. I swam in it! That's what sent me into a different reality. Calm the fuck down; I'm back to this reality.

These holidays gave me a headache, stressed me the fuck out. Calm the fuck down.

I couldn't tell you how many times I've been called self-centered, self-important, and self-righteous. You forgot to mention self-absorbed, lol."

The Kings Chocolate-covered Gummy Bears growled. "Please eat and shut the fuck up both of you. This is what the fuck I gotta say: Fuck these pointless scruffles, number 1. Now that we got that out of the way. Number 2, I hate these God-forsaken holidays. Nine years ago, there was an epic battle with over-cooked flaxseed brownies. I hated those evil brownies, Mama Bear's malfunctioning oven, and my degenerate family. Every year, something fucked up happens. In 713 A.D., Mama Bear growled loud and walked the fuck out of the forest. We didn't see her until a month later, around Saint Nicholas's birthday. Number 3, All I want is for everyone to be thankful and shut the shut the shut the fuck up."

"GIVE ME A BREAK! GIVE ME A BREAK! BREAK ME OFF A PIECE OF SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!" I sang loudly.

"Thanksgiving is fucked without people being thankful," the past Queen Lindsay said as she sat at the table with her royal maroon dress. "Speaking of fucked up, Patches is due for a veterinarian examination."

The two cats named Patches meowed in slow motion. Their eyes were wide, and their mouths were open for a minute/minute and a half. They meowed until my ears bled.

King Angry Chocolate-covered Gummy Bear growled. "I'm never doing this again! Stressed me out! Drove to the grocery store, took 20 separate trips for everyone, spent 3000 gold for you assholes to start squawking bullshit. Don't ask me to do anything again!" he screamed before he bleated.

Cody howled loudly to Swahili singing. The Hatari (762 A.D.) world joined us for Thanksgiving.

"Oh fuck not this bad theatrical performance!" Peter growled as he drank a shot of his Evan Williams and tried to manifest the Little Safari World from Toto's 'Africa'. "These holidays are too much. They are back to back at the end of the year. SEPARATE THEM A LITTLE!!!"

Then the song 'Africa' by Toto played in the background:

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"Arga, where's Missy?" Kurt asked as he jumped off his horse.

"In her room," Arga, the Swahili houseboy, answered.

"Thank you. Get me some coffee, will you?" Kurt asked as he went to Patches' room. The two calico cats shared a room.

Chef Vanilla Mac was swimming in the stream while I was on the other side laying down.

My happy King Chocolate-Covered Gummy Bear was howling fiercely at Kurt and Patches singing, "Whiskey, leave me alone! I just want to go home!!" Kurt, our Patches, and the angry King Chocolate-Covered Gummy Bear disappeared out of that reality.

Peter turned into a giraffe and bleated loudly.

I laughed and turned into a jaguar who looked like Patches. I started eating herb and garlic goat cheese.

Count Vanilla Manilla rested.

Queen Megen Ace was taking a bath, so naturally, I went to check on her.

"Ohhhh!!! Mamma Mia!" Queen Megen Ace screamed and stood up while covering herself with a wool towel.

I walked over and licked her right leg.

"HELLPP!!!!" Queen Megen Ace screamed.

King Bruce Ace rushed in and chased me with a chair. "Don't move! Stand back!" he yelled.

I laughed and walked away playfully.

Kurt returned to this reality. He and John Wayne walked over.

"What's going on here?" Kurt asked. "Patches, why is he poking you with a chair? Come on, let's get out of here. You don't belong here!" He pet me as he ushered me outside.

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